It all started, as these things so often do, with two colts blowing each other in an apple orchard. Who could have guessed that such a common and innocent cock-sucking between friends would lead to disaster? How did it all go so wrong? Well, follow along dear reader, and I’ll tell you the tale of the world’s end.
“Gosh Cheese, that feels super good,” Little Mac complimented his best friend, as Li’l Cheese happily sucked away at his dick. It was a beautiful day outside, and the two colts had been playing in the fields all afternoon. A little fellatio between the two was the perfect cap to a fun day.
Li’l Cheese didn’t say anything in response, electing instead to simply hum away happily as he continued working on his friend’s cock. The young colt was quite experienced despite his age, able to take Little Mac’s full length down his throat without even threatening to gag. He knew better than to try to talk while blowing someone. Still, he appreciated hearing the compliment, and added a little extra tongue work to reward the praise.
“Ah geez, Cheese! I think ah’m ‘bout ta – Ah!” Little Mac exclaimed, as he erupted into his best friend’s mouth.
Cheese’s eyes opened wide with shock as Mac came down his throat. Despite his experience, even he wasn’t quite capable of dealing with the sudden explosion of liquid down his esophagus on such short notice. He ripped his mouth off Mac’s dick and began coughing and wheezing as he tried to eject the couple drops of semen that had entered his wind-pipe. Little Mac watched guiltily, trying his best not to laugh as he watched Cheese cough up his cum and catch his breath.
“Geez, Mac! A little more warning would be appreciated,” Li’l Cheese grumbled. “What were you, raised in a barn or something?”
“Well, yeah, kinda,” Little Mac sheepishly admitted. “Sorry. You’re mouth just felt so good, I kinda lost control’a myself.”
“Well, I guess I can forgive you and just take it as a compliment,” Li’l Cheese replied. “I guess I am pretty good at what I do.”
“Yeah, y’all’re probably the second best cocksucker in Ponyville!” Little Mac praised his friend.
“Aw shucks, Mac. You’re just exaggerating,” Cheese said, trying to remain humble. “Besides, even if I am second best, there’s still a huge gap between me and the best.”
“Well, yeah… ah guess that’s true. There ain’t no way y’all’ll ever be as good as my mom,” Little Mac admitted.
Cheese just stared back at his friend, frozen in disbelief.
“Um, Cheese? You okay, buddy? Did I say something wrong?” Mac asked, trying to figure out why his friend seemed to have suddenly broken.
Li’l Cheese’s eyes blinked several times, as his brain slowly rebooted itself.
“I just… I think I might have heard you wrong, Macky,” Cheese finally managed to say. “Did you just say that your mom is the best cocksucker in Ponyville? As in, Missus Sugar Belle?”
“Eeyup,” Mac replied simply. “Who else would it be?”
“Uh, my mom, ya dolt!” Li’l Cheese answered. “Come on, Mac! Everypony knows my mom is the best when it comes to sex!”
“Pfft, have ya’ll ever even had your dick sucked by my ma?” Little Mac questioned. “There ain’t no way your ma’s better at blowing a stallion than mine!”
“Macky, that’s ridiculous!” Li’l Cheese countered. “My mom is basically the unanimously agreed best lay in Equestra! Even the Princesses don’t try to compete with her! Not even Princes Cadance!”
Little Mac just shrugged. “My ma’s still better, Cheese. Ain’t no pony better than her when it comes to making me cum.”
“Mac, you’re my best friend, but there’s no way I’m going to stand here and just let you tell me that your mom sucks cock better than mine!” Li’l Cheese stated, trying his best to suppress his anger.
“Oh yeah? Well, then, I declare a blow off!” Mac proclaimed.
Li’l Cheese gasped in shock. “A blow off!? Isn’t that a little extreme?”
“Nuh-uh. If ya’ll ain’t gonna admit that my mom is better at sucking a dick than yours, then there’s only one way to settle this!” Little Mac asserted.
“Fine!” Cheese agreed. “Your mom against mine! May the best blowjob win!”
“Eeyup!” Little Mac accepted. The two colts stormed off, ready to inform their moms of the upcoming challenge, both fully confident that theirs would be the winner.
“You WHAT?!” Sugar Belle screamed when her son told her the news.
“I challenged Li’l Cheese to a blow off, my mom against his!” Little Mac repeated. “That way you can prove for sure that yer the best blowjobber in Ponyville!”
“And just so we’re clear here, Li’l Cheese’s mom is still Pinkie Pie, right?” Sugar Belle asked, doing her best to hide the nervousness in her voice from her son.
“Huh? Yeah, why?” Little Mac asked. “Does it matter? There’s no way you’ll lose, ain’t that right mom?”
“Hmm? Oh, yes. I mean no. I mean, uh… don’t worry, honey. Of course mommy won’t disappoint you,” Sugar Belle stuttered out.
“Ah’m sure ya won’t, mom!” Little Mac replied, full of confidence as he wrapped her in a hug. “Y'all're the best dick sucker around, and I can’t wait t’ prove it to everypony in town!”
"Of course, honey. But for now it’s time for bed. Why don’t you go upstairs and see if daddy is ready to tuck you in?” Sugar Belle ushered him upstairs.
“Alright mom! Love you,” Little Mac kissed her before hurrying upstairs.
“Oh dear,” Sugar Belle sighed as her knees wobbled beneath her. “What in the world am I going to do about this?”
“So anyway, that’s the situation,” Sugar Belle finished explaining her predicament.
“I see. That does sound like a problem,” Starlight Glimmer replied as she sipped tea and listened to her friend. “There’s no way you’re beating Pinkie Pie at a cock sucking contest.”
“Gee Starlight, thanks for the confidence boost,” Sugar Belle replied dryly.
“Sorry Sugar Belle, but you know it’s true just as well as I do,” Starlight insisted. “I know your mouth is talented, you were one of my favorite faces to sit on back when I ran our town, but you’ve got nothing on Pinkie. She’s less a pony and more a force of nature, or a universal law when it comes to sex.”
“Ugh, I know!” Sugar Belle whined in frustration. “But what am I supposed to do? I can’t just give up when Little Mac’s so confident in my skills. I don’t want to let my little colt down like that.”
“Well, speaking from one mom to another, I get how you feel, but it doesn’t change the fact that no amount of pride or love is going to let you beat Pinkie in a blowjob contest,” Starlight stated. “Trixie’s got a better chance of beating Twilight in a magic duel than you do of winning this thing.”
“Well, that’s why I’m coming to you, Starlight. Isn’t there some crazy magic spell you can cast that will give me a chance?” Sugar Belle pleaded.
“Hmm, I don’t know, Sugar Belle. There’re some fundamental properties of existence that even magic can’t change, like mane styles or Pinkie Pie being better at sex than everypony else,” Starlight admitted. “This isn’t exactly something I can change with a wave of my horn, like entropy or time.”
“Isn’t there anything you can do, Starlight?” Sugar Belle begged. “I’m not even asking to beat Pinkie at this thing, I just don’t want to embarrass myself in front of Mac. Can’t you do something to increase my skills to at least make me competitive?”
“Hmm, let me think,” Starlight pondered, taking time to wrack her brain and figure out some way to help her friend. After all, she did kind of owe her for that time she tricked her into joining her ~~cult~~ town and ripped away her talents by stealing her cutie mark.
...Cutie mark.
“Cutie Marks!” Starlight suddenly exclaimed, making Sugar Belle jump out of her seat in surprise.
“Wha-what?” Sugar Belle asked, startled. “What about cutie marks?”
“That’s how we’re gonna make you a blowjob queen worthy of competing against Pinkie Pie, Sugar!” Starlight stated, hopping up and down in excitement. “We just have to swap your cutie mark with somepony’s whose talent is sucking cock!”
“Can you really do that?” Sugar Belle asked in disbelief.
“Do you mean magically? Or legally?” Starlight replied.
“Umm… both?”
“Oh, well the answers are 'probably' and 'don’t worry about it',” Starlight shrugged. “Just, maybe wear a skirt or something while the swap is active, okay?”
“I’m starting to feel less confident about coming to you for help, Star…” Sugar Belle admitted.
“Look, it’ll be fine, I promise,” Starlight reassured the other mare. “All this spell will do is search Equestria for the cutiemark best suited to your need, and temporarily swap it with yours for a limited time. I’m sure whatever pony we switch with won’t even notice anything happened before your marks swap back.”
“And this will really make me able to suck dick as well as Pinkie Pie?” Sugar Belle asked incredulously.
“Well… maybe not that well,” Starlight admitted. “I mean, this is only unicorn magic we’re talking about, I’m not working miracles here. Think of it this way,” she explained, “your cutie mark is in baking, and you’re a really good baker, but that’s also because you’ve put a lot of time and effort into practicing baking. If we switch your mark with someone who has spent a similar amount of time sucking cocks, you’ll inherit that experience and be equally good at it. Basically, you’ll be the best possible cock sucker that a pony can become. Which still might not equal Pinkie Pie, but should at least allow you to put on a reasonable challenge against her.”
“Hmm, I guess that’s the most I can ask for,” Sugar Belle said. “Alright, let’s do this Starlight!”
“Awesome! I’ve been waiting to try this spell out for ages!” Starlight excitedly proclaimed. “Now, just make sure to stay perfectly still or this might accidentally explode you.”
“Wait, wha–?”
“Doing the spell!” Starlight proclaimed as her horn lit up.
Sugar Belle’s body felt strangely numb as Starlight’s magic hit her. It reminded her for a moment of how it felt to have her mark removed way back when she first joined Starlight’s village. However, as her mark warped and shifted on her flank, she felt something she’d never felt before. A deep warmth flowed through her body, and she was filled with an overwhelming sense of love all around her. It was almost as if she could sense the base emotions of everypony in Ponyville, and her loins moistened as their love surrounded her. She wanted to make love to all those ponies, and it took every ounce of willpower to keep herself from jumping Starlight even as she finished casting her spell. Just whose cutie mark had she been given? What pony could possibly handle feeling like this at all times of day?
“Oh! Well, that might be a problem…” Starlight muttered once she finished casting the spell and looked over the results.
“Starlight, what happened?” Sugar Belle asked, mildly panicked. “Why do I feel so– oh no.”
Sugar Belle’s growing panic was not helped as she glanced toward her flank and saw her new, temporary cutie mark. A crystal heart, supported by two golden branches. She recognized it instantly. Any pony could. She had Princess Cadance’s cutie mark.
“Starlight!” she yelled. “I have a Princess’s cutie mark!”
Starlight shrugged. “Well, I mean… this is Princess Cadance we’re talking about. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that she’d be the most prolific cock sucker in Equestria.”
“How are you so calm about this, Starlight!?” Sugar Belle demanded. “This is serious! I think someone’s going to notice that a Princess’s cutie mark has changed!”
“Well, there’s no sense worrying about it now, Sugar Belle. I can’t undo the spell until after the contest is done, so we’ll just have to hope for the best,” Starlight explained. “Let’s just cover those flanks and get you ready to suck off your son, and we’ll just have to hope no one notices until it’s over.”
Sugar Belle sighed in defeat. “Well, I guess we don’t have a choice. I just hope this was all worth it.”
“Oh, don’t be such a worrywart, Sugar Belle,” Starlight comforted. “I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?”
“Fillies and Gentlecolts!” Mayor Diamond Tiara’s voice echoed across the town square where all the ponies of Ponyville had gathered. “I welcome you all today to bear witness to a truly special blow off, as two mother’s fight to prove who can suck their sons’ cocks off the best!”
All the gathered ponies cheered in excitement as the competing ponies took the stage. Even if all of them considered the results of this contest a foregone conclusion, a good blow off competition was always entertaining to watch.
“And now, let’s meet our contestants!” Diamond Tiara announced. “On my left, you all know her, you all love her, and you’ve all fucked her! The Element of Laughter and Ponyville’s own Premier Party Pony: Pinkie Pie!”
An uproarious round of applause roared through the audience as Pinkie walked on stage, with Li’l Cheese following closely behind. A sudden song and choreographed dance number broke out amongst the audience, as all of Ponyville sang of Pinkie’s legendary blowjob skills, and how she was the greatest pony penis sucker in town.
“And over there... Sugar Belle, I guess,” Diamond continued once the music number completed, gesturing vaguely toward stage right.
A few muted claps were heard among the crowd as Sugar Belle took her assigned place with Little Mac. Somepony quietly coughed.
“Alright colts, please take your seats and present your dicks to your mothers,” Diamond Tiara instructed.
Li’l Cheese and Little Mac took their respective places on stage, facing the audience with their legs splayed wide open. Mac blushed slightly as he displayed his half-erect penis to the whole town, while Cheese waved confidently at all the smiling faces in the crowd.
“Alright contestants, I’m sure neither of you need me to explain the rules of a blow off, but regulations insist that I do so anyway,” Diamond stated.
“Yeah, plus it provides exposition for the readers at home!” Pinkie cheerfully interjected.
“I’m going to just ignore that. Anyway, the rules are simple. You’ll both perform fellatio on your sons, while our two unicorn volunteers project a display of your skills to the audience. As is standard practice, each mare will be displayed by a unicorn closely related to them, so as to ensure we’re catching the best and most favorable angles possible. Today, Pinkie will be projected by her honorary niece, Pumpkin Cake, while Sugar Belle will be aided by her sister-in-law Sweetie Belle,” Diamond explained. “Wave to the crowd, unicorns!”
Sweetie Belle and Pumpkin Cake smiled and waved at the assembled ponies, eager to lend their skills to this important event.
“Once you’ve sucked your colt off to climax, the crowd will vote for the best felator between you two, and she’ll be crowned as the best blower. Your reward will be getting to suck off and eat out every pony in the crowd, while the loser will have to live in shame and infamy forever, knowing that she failed her son and proved that she is inferior as both a mare and a mother. Honestly, I’m not sure how the loser would ever be able to show her face to friends and family again, much less the son that she’s failed,” Diamond Tiara continued.
Sugar Belle secretly hoped that maybe the stage would collapse or an Ursa Minor would come storming through town unexpectedly.
“No pressure though, ladies. Just remember to have fun!” Diamond concluded.
Sugar Belle took her place in front of her son, Mac’s cock pointing straight at her face. It stood so proud and firm in front of her, as if representing her son’s faith in her. She could do this. She had to do this. Her reputation as a mother and a mare was hanging on the line. And, it certainly did look delicious.
As she leaned in to take the first lick up his shaft, she could feel unfamiliar instincts overtaking her mind. She’d never been bad at sucking cock, but her body was responding to the taste of dick in ways she’d never experienced. A torrent of arousal spilled form her pussy, as her mind raced to process every subtle ridge and bump of Little Mac’s cock, every shift in flavor that brushed against her tongue, every twitch and pulse of blood pumping through his erection. It was almost overwhelming, the flood of information assaulting her mind, and yet she felt more confident handling his colthood than she’d ever felt servicing a cock before. Yes! Truly, this could only be the Princess of Love’s talent and magic flowing through her own body.
“Maybe I can do this, after all,” she thought to herself, as her tongue reached the tip of Mac’s shaft. She opened her mouth wide, and took him inside of her.
“Mom, I – oh applebutter!” Little Mac exclaimed, as he felt his mother’s mouth and tongue doing things to him that he’d never felt before. This was way better than all the times she’d sucked him off before. This was even better than the time she and Auntie Applejack had given him that double blowjob for his last birthday. Her mouth felt so wet and hot, her tongue was caressing all the right places around his cock, almost as if it was guided by some magic sense allowing it to maximize his sensitivity. It was the best, most awesomest thing he’d ever felt in his life.
The crowd of ponies watched in awe as their eyes jumped between the two magic projections of Sugar Belle and Pinkie Pie. Of course, no pony in the audience had expected much of a competition out of this contest. They’d all known that Pinkie Pie would be the runaway victor, and it wouldn’t even be close. But now, as they observed these two mothers servicing their young colt’s cocks, none of them could believe their eyes. It was a dead heat. Even as Pinkie’s tongue moved and stretched in ways none of them believed a pony’s tongue really should, Sugar was matching her with a flexibility and grace that none of them had ever seen. The more they watched in stunned silence, the more they wondered: was it possible that Sugar Belle was actually… winning?
Over on her side of the stage, Pinkie was happily sucking off Li’l Cheese when she was surprised to feel her tail twitch four times and her left ear once. Was she feeling that right? Could it be that she was actually losing a blow off? Her eyes darted up to the projection screens, watching Sugar Belle’s blowjob even as she continued to suck Cheese. Wow! She had no idea that Sugar Belle could suck dick so well. No wonder she was losing, that mare had some serious skill. She was nearly as good as Princess Candance!
Pinkie’s eyes narrowed. She had been having fun earlier, but now it was time to get serious. No pony out dick-sucked Pinkie Pie.
The crowd gasped as Pinkie’s mane grabbed her son by his limbs and lifted him off his seat into the air and over her head. Cheese just giggled and laughed as his cock pointed straight down toward the stage, his mother’s mouth still latched around it. Pinkie sat on her tail, it somehow supporting the combined weight of both her and her colt. Her body began to bounce as if on a spring, sliding up and down Cheese’s dick as her throat bulged with the girth of his cock. The crowd cheered at this impressive act of face fucking, applauding Pinkie’s new technique even as they did their best not to worry about how exactly she was doing it.
Sugar Belle looked to the screens as she heard the crowd erupt into cheers. Her heart sank as she watched Pinkie on the screen. What? How was she? That wasn’t fair! Even Cadance’s cutie mark seemed to pulse in righteous indignation as Pinkie’s mane began to spin Li’l Cheese in the air like a plate while his cock drilled up and down inside his mom’s mouth.
Come on, there had to be rules against that! Right?
Sugar continued to work on her son’s cock as best as she could, but she knew that she had already lost. She could hear the crowd cheering Pinkie’s name, and doubted any of them were even bothering to watch her anymore. She didn’t need alicorn magic to know that her son was about to cum, and she figured Li’l Cheese wouldn’t be far behind. And then, that would be that. The contest would be over, and despite her best efforts, she had still been defeated in a landslide. As the first splashes of colt cum hit the back of her throat, she fought to hold back tears. She’d be damned if she let the crowd see her crying over this loss. She still had some dignity to preserve. She swallowed the cum her son shot into her, knowing that the end was about to–
*POP*
Without warning, a very perturbed and panicked purple pony princess teleported onto the stage, shocking everyone involved.
“Pinkie Pie!” Twilight shouted. “Come with me, we’ve got to go!”
“Twilight?” Pinkie asked, once she’d pulled her son’s dick out of her mouth. “What’s wrong? I’m kind of in the middle of–”
“No time!” Twilight shouted, pulling the element of laughter toward her with her magic. “Something happened in the Crystal Empire, and the whole city is close to being destroyed. We need to gather the elements and do something!”
“The Crystal Empire?” Sugar Belle asked, suddenly very aware of how thin the fabric hiding the cutiemark on her flank was. “What happened?”
“I’m not certain,” Twilight admitted. “All I know is what my brother was able to send in his message. Apparently something weird happened to Cadance’s cutiemark, and last night instead of her nightly fucking of all the crystal guardponies, she just baked them cupcakes instead.”
“Well, that doesn’t sound too ba–”
“Now there’s a full blown coup at the palace, the entire city is in flames, and hundreds of ponies are dead!” Twilight continued. “At this rate, the entire Empire could be destroyed by sundown!”
“Oh no, that’s awful!” Pinkie exclaimed. “Sorry Cheesie, mommy will finish you up later. Come on, Twilight! Let’s go!”
Ponyville stared in shock as the Princess and Pinkie vanished in a flash. Sugar Belle and Starlight did their best not to make eye contact with each other as everypony tried to process what they'd just heard. Diamond Tiara was the first to break the silence.
“Well, everypony, I know that was a bit of a shock, to say the least,” she addressed the crowd, “and I’m sure we all wish those poor crystal ponies the best.”
There was a murmur of assent among the crowd. Sugar Belle wished she could teleport away like Twilight could, as she listened to ponies whisper about what sort of horrible monster could be behind this chaos.
“However, all that being said,” Diamond continued, “we still have important matters to conclude right here in Ponyville. And, with Pinkie having teleported away, it is my duty to proclaim that the winner of this blow off, by reason of forfeiture, is…”
“Wait. No way,” Sugar Belle thought.
“SUGAR BELLE!” the mayor proclaimed.
Cheers erupted again from the crowd, louder than ever before. Ponies raced on stage to lift Sugar Belle and Little Mac into the air and parade them through the crowd. Mac was giggling and cheering along with them. A low rumble reverberated through the air, though it went mostly unnoticed by the celebrating crowd.
“I knew you’d win, ma!” Little Mac shouted over the roar of the crowd. “Ah just knew it!”
“I won?” Sugar Belle asked around to no pony in particular, simply unable to process the impossible feat she’d accomplished. “I won? ...I won?” she kept asking.
*CRACK* the sound of broken glass echoed around the crowd as a small crack appeared over the stage, stretching up into the sky.
At last, the reality of the situation hit her. Raising her hooves into the air, she triumphantly shouted above the crazed roar of the crowd, “I WON!”
“SUGAR BELLE!” the mayor proclaimed.
Cheers erupted again from the crowd, more crazed than ever before. Ponies scrambled onto the stage to garb Sugar Belle and Little Mac and toss them into the air. Mac was giggling and laughing along with them. A loud rumble shook the air around them, though it went mostly unacknowledged by the crazed crowd.
“You did it, mom!” Little Mac yelled at her over the babbling of the crowd. “You did this!”
“Wait, what?” Sugar Belled asked around to no pony in particular, a strange sense of deja vu creeping over her. “Did I win? What’s happening?”
*CRACK* she watched in horror as the sound of broken glass echoed around the crowd. Cracks were forming in the air, as if reality itself was shattering around her.
The surrealness of the scene was overwhelming her. Raising her hooves to her head, she tried to cover her ears to silence the ever loudening cries and laughter from the crowd. “Why is this happening?” she shouted.
SUGAR BELLE!” Mayor Mare proclaimed.
Screams erupted again from the crowd, louder than ever before. Shambling masses and shapes raced on stage to tug at Sugar Belle and toss her through the air. She could hear Mac’s giggling, though he was nowhere in sight. A deafening rumble reverberated through the skull, threatening to tear her apart
“Sugar Belle!” Starlight shouted over the roaring. “Sugar Belle, are you there?”
“Starlight?” Sugar Belle shouted, unsure of where she was or who was around her. She could feel hooves and claws clawing at her flesh, as well as other appendages that she didn’t dare try to identify.
Suddenly, a turquoise light surrounded her, and she was hovering safely inside a bubble of magic. She recognized it as Starlight’s aura just in time for the unicorn to teleport next to her.
“What’s happening, Starlight!?” she screamed, now able to see the melting gestalt of pony flesh beneath her, the empty blackness where the sky had once been, and shards of air falling and shattering to the shaking ground.
“It's like I told you earlier, Sugar Belle!” Starlight answered, panic plain in her voice. “Pinkie Pie being better at sex than everypony else is a fundamental law of existence. When you beat her in this contest, reality started to fall apart.”
“What? That’s ridiculous!” Sugar Belle insisted. “I didn’t even win because I was better at sucking dick! It was just a technicality!”
“Doesn’t matter, everything is collapsing because Pinkie lost a cock sucking contest, and I don’t think I can stop it!” Starlight yelled, the rumblings of reality’s unmaking growing louder by the moment.
“Isn’t there anything we can do? Please, there’s got to be something!” Sugar Belle pleaded in open horror, as Starlight’s shield spell began to crack.
“Well… there is one possible shot at salvaging at least some of existence, I think,” Starlight responded. “But everything’s so damaged at this point, I’m not sure it will even be worth it.”
“Anything’s got to be better than what’s happening now!” Sugar Belle shouted at the other unicorn. “Come on Star, fix this!”
“Alright, since you’ve still got Cadance’s cutie mark, it means you have some of her alicorn magic too,” Starlight explained. “If I use that magic combined with my own, I think I can piece everything back together mostly as it was. There might be some pretty radical changes, thou-”
“Whatever!” Sugar Belle erupted at her friend as the bubble shield threatened to collapse. “Just do it!”
“Alright,” Starlight said, and began to cast her spell. Sugar Belle felt her own power being sucked into the spell, and a wave of magic spread out from both their horns and across the collapsing plane of existence. A brilliant white light engulfed Sugar Belle’s body, and then everything went dark.
Sugar Belle had never forgotten that terrifying day, even all these years later. When she had awoken from Starlight’s spell, she had been horrified to see how her own body had been mangled and misshapen. However, as she had recovered her senses, she had quickly realized two truths of this newly remade world. One was that every pony had been twisted into the same grotesque parody of their original bodies, and two, she was the only pony to have any memory of the world that had been before this cruel mockery they were all now trapped in.
It had taken her ages to grow used to this new normal, and even now she often found herself having to swallow back bile when she looked too closely at the new bodies of her “pony” friends. But, she had adapted, and had even managed to find some semblance of happiness in this warped existence.
At the very least, she’d always have the memory of her beating Pinkie Pie in that contest to comfort her. She had done the impossible, and even if it had caused the utter hell that she now lived, she still wouldn’t trade any of it back if it meant forgetting her son’s utter glee at seeing her win. And after all, maybe this new life wasn’t all bad. It would just never be the same as what she once had.
But maybe, if she did her best to ignore the past and just shut off her brain, this new world could provide her a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute pony life.
Author's Note
I don't even know. Something about mother's day incest contests just brings out the weirdness in me. Hopefully someone enjoys this madness, because I had quite a bit of fun writing it.
Also, apologies for reminding you that Pony Life was a thing that existed. I know we've all collectively been trying to forget it ever happened, but some horrors can never be truly forgotten.
Happy Mother's day, everyone.
