"Well, I guess it's not so bad," said Fluttershy, smiling slightly.

"It's just nothing," added Pinkie Pie.

"We've had weird things happen to us before, and this certainly isn't the baddest of them," Applejack interjected.

"Or rather, not the biggest," Rarity winked.

"Ha, well, that depends. It looks gigantic to me," chuckled Rainbow Dash.

"Girls, are you out of your mind? This is a disaster!" Twilight exclaimed loudly, worriedly pacing around in her library. Back in the town, she asked Fluttershy to invite all her friends over to find out how her penis had grown and what she was going to do. And since no answer had yet been found, she was a little on edge.

"Come on, Twilight, stop being crazy. So you got a penis, and what?" Rainbow Dash snorted.

"I agree. This isn't such a problem. Big Mac has had one since he was a little stud, and he doesn't mind," Applejack said. "So it's fine."

"Fine? Fine!!! Do you think this is fine?!" Twilight exclaimed angrily, turning toward them on her haunches, showing off her protruding testicles and her huge cock, which, though now tucked away in a pouch, still looked quite big, especially against the unicorn's small body. "See? How big it is!"

"Y-yes, we see," Rarity muttered, blushing slightly. "It's really big."

"Are you kidding? It's huge!" Pinkie Pie said excitedly, quietly approaching Twilight and looking at it with interest. "I've only seen about 10 dicks and yours is by far the best."

"How many have you seen?" Rainbow Dash squinted.

"Ten, not counting my cousin's dick," the earth pony said proudly.

"Damn, you beat me by two," the blue pegasus smiled, making all her friends giggle.

"Girls! Girls! Stop fooling around! We don't have time for this nonsense; I have a big problem here."

"Yes, very big," Rainbow Dash whispered, turning to Fluttershy. "And it's only morning and it's chilly outside."

"That's nothing. You should have seen what her penis looks like when it's erect," the beige pegasus replied. "So large and thick."

"Oh, I'd like to see it," said Rarity, swallowing her saliva.

"I even had to make the Crusaders look away and forward on the way back to town," added Fluttershy. "It's too soon for them to see that."

"Especially Sweetie Belle. I wouldn't want to give her a lecture on sex education," Rarity agreed.

But then Twilight spoke again, and they all stopped talking.

"Worst of all, I don't know how it came to be or if it can be removed at all. And I need to get rid of it as soon as possible, before someone sees me," said Twilight. "Fluttershy, how could this have happened?"

"Well, to be honest, I don't know, Twilight. Why do you ask?" The beige pegasus wondered.

"But you're the expert on animals, so you must know how a cockatrice could have done this to me!" The unicorn explained impatiently.

"Well, I don't talk to cockatrices much, but I don't think he did it. I've never heard of anyone growing a di... um... di... after being petrified before," Fluttershy blushed embarrassed, afraid to say that word.

"Stop mumbling and just say dick! What's there to be embarrassed about? We're at a girls' meeting and we can talk about it," Rainbow Dash said. "Oh, I mean a meeting of five girls and one new stallion."

"Ha-ha, how funny, Rainbow Dash," said Twilight grudgingly. "Except I'm not laughing right now."

"Yes, of course we understand, it's just..." Applejack interjected, "You have to admit, it's rather sudden for us. It's not every day your mare friend invites you over to tell you that she's grown a penis. And such a big one at that."

"And very beautiful," Rarity whispered.

"What?!" Twilight was frightened.

"No, nothing. Just a thought out loud. But don't worry, dear, we're certainly sympathetic, and we'll try to help you somehow," said the white unicorn with a quick shake of her head.

"Of course. Just tell us what to do," Applejack added with a wink.

"Well, to be honest, I don't know," said Twilight, her head lowered in embarrassment. "I searched through all the books about cockatrices and everything related to them, but none of them mentioned anything about anyone getting a stud farm after they turned petrified."

"Maybe you rubbed up against Poison Joke somewhere?" Fluttershy suggested.

"Yeah, this a good guess. You were walking in the Everfree Forest and might not have noticed when you stumbled upon it. And when the cockatrice dispell his magic, you realized you had a cock," Applejack joined her.

"I don't think so. I would have noticed right away that I had such an enormous, big dick between my legs," said the unicorn, causing Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash giggle softly.

"But then I don't know what else it could be," said the apple farmer. "One thing I know for sure is that there's magic involved, and you need to take it out with magic."

"I'd love to, but it's too complicated a transformation spell, Star Swirl the Bearded level, and I can't do it myself," the purple mare sighed sadly.

"Then you should write to Princess Celestia and have her do it for you," said Fluttershy.

"What?! Write a letter to the crowned ruler of Equestria and tell her that I have a penis and I want her help to remove it?! That's unthinkable! It's impossible! It's... it's..."

"Your only chance to get it off," Applejack finished for her. "Unless, of course, you want to stay with it forever."

"No, I don't," the unicorn said. "Well, you're both right. As soon as Spike gets back from the cinema, I'll have him write her a letter, and then I'll see what happens."

"That's the spirit, well done!" Praised her Applejack.

"But until then, I'll have to spend this time in the library so nopony will see me. Unless, of course, I can figure out how to hide it. Hmm..."

She looked thoughtfully at Rarity.

"Tell me, Rarity, would you mind making me a dress?"

"A dress?" Rarity asked the unicorn, peering imperceptibly at her friend's new body part.

"Yes, and preferably a very long one, so that it completely hides this ugly sprout."

"Of course I could do that, but tell me, is that really what you want? You know, so no one can see it?" The white unicorn asked, hesitating a little.

"Yes, of course I do. Why, do you have doubts?" Twilight squinted.

"I just think it would be silly to hide such an imposing and adorable cock from everypony. Especially in our society, where there are more mares than stallions," Rarity whispered softly.

"What?" Twilight frowned.

"I mean, I don't think anypony would even pay attention to it, but if you insist, I'll go to my boutique right now and take care of it. Come by my place tomorrow evening to pick it up."

"Thank you, Rarity; I knew I could count on you. As for the rest of you, I will ask you not to tell the others about this. If the town finds out I've grown a penis, they'll just laugh at me."

"Of course, dear, we won't tell anypony," Rarity promised. "Right, girls?"

"Right! You're our friend, Twilight, and we'll keep your secret," Applejack added.

"I swear on my Pinkie Pie Swear that I will keep your secret as safe as the cupcakes I have in the fridge for a rainy day," Pinkie nodded, performing her whimsical ritual.

"You can count on us," said Fluttershy.

"Yeah, we won't tell anypony that you look like a porn magazine model now," Rainbow Dash winked.

"Rainbow!" Applejack shushed her.

"Come on, it's just a joke," giggled the pegasus.

They all walked over to each other and hugged tightly. Funny, but Twilight thought for a moment that her friends were much tighter around her than usual, and were hugging for much longer. Maybe she was just imagining it, though.

After that, Twilight went to the kitchen and got them all some tea and cakes. She was in the middle of a little snack, and after talking to the unicorn (whose penis was no longer being joked about), the mares started to go home.

"All right, I'll see you later, girls. Before Spike gets back, I want to look through some more books for answers," Twilight said as she walked them to the door. "And try to get used to this new thing, too," she added in a whisper.

Author's Note

Yes, Twilight is in a tough spot. Now she has to tell Princess Celestia everything. That would be embarrassing. But there's no solution, so she'll have to take the risk, and in the next chapter you'll find out where that leads.