vargskelethor equestria destruction

by thebandit2000

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity, Random, Discord, Violence, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Crossover, Human, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1412

fecal funny strikes again

After losing a bet with one of his mods Joel has to play an mlp:fim game much to his (and his chat’s) dismay, but little does he know the game is a little too real.

Published 2023-07-30 12:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-07-30 12:10:01 UTC

oops

“Just took a great shit hello chat!” A shaggy man with a black metal T-shirt said looking over at his desk, piles of Pepsi and Mug root beer cans were stacked neatly around it like a shrine of sugar. One of the monitors he had was slightly tipped over as if it tip over at any moment. On the screen were names of his twitch chat their comments and emotes moving up in a blink of an eye.

“Alright so you guys remember that last stream we did the other day with Chowder and the random bet we made where if I lost I have to play the first game that a random chat member suggested?”

no...

no?

oh no😨

“No, no, okay so for those who don’t remember Chowder made a bet and heh heh I’m now paying the price for it.” Joel laughed.

“Okay so we’re going to be playing a random game that a random chat member suggested and of course it’s called 'World Of Equestria' and it’s like a god sim, like Simcity and stuff, and it was suggested by Lunarqueen13 so yeah thanks.” Joel said giving finger guns to chat.

“It’s your fault!” Joel said giving a wheezing laugh.

“Alright lets see if I can get this up.”

Clicking could be heard as Joel went into his files, the odd thing about the game was that he couldn’t access the files for whatever reason. After a while the game popped up on screen, the game loaded in a flash of light, the game didn’t even have a title screen it just loaded in to a random village with colorful horses walking around. But as the game stopped loading a small familiar jingle could be heard.

“Oj OJ Oj OJ!!!!” Joel cried reverting to his native tounge looking at the game.
“Where’s all my bronies at ja?” Joel finally said after he calmed down, chat on the other hand was losing their shit.
“Ha ha... fan den har skiten.” Joel mumbled to himself.

Joel began to move the mouse around to look at town he was at, there was house that looked like it was made of ginger bread, Joel then moved his mouse a little down and came to a fancy looking white building with a little carousel going around the building.

As Joel’s mouse hovered over the building a menu popped up with the name of the building and a few options.
‘Carousel Boutique’ The name of the building said.

“Ok so what can we do here?” Joel said looking at the menu.

the menu had the options of ‘go inside’ ‘build’ ‘edit’ and of course ‘destroy’.

Joel pressed the go inside option. The scene suddenly shifted to the Inside, there was a large mirror in the back as well as some clothes hanging around it.

"Ok... I think this some kind of shop or something?" Joel commented "but what can we do here I wonder?"

Joel then clicked at the stairs then the room change into an upstairs hallway with two bedrooms. One bedroom had small bed with a few toys and trinkets laying around. Another room had a large bed, a mirror stand, and a sowing machine that a white unicorn with a dark blue mane, and reading glasses seemed to be using. She seemed to focused on her work.

Joel clicked on the pony and read her name
"Rarity?" Joel snorted "um uh okay so what's your deal huh?" Joel asked as he clicked on her again.

Two options popped up, 'edit' and 'actions'.

Joel clicked on edit and gasped.
"Boys I just got a cracking idea!"

Rarity yawned as she sowed the silk and fabric together. In hindsight taking on a order so late might not have been the best idea, but how could she have said no to filthy rich, after all he was the richest pony in equestria next to the princesses themselves. Finishing this order would be just what she needed for her business to skyrocket and she and Sweetie Belle would pretty well off. Rarity let out a happy sigh as she looked at the dress she just completed, but just as she was about to grab another roll of fabric, she felt her mane fall off.

Rarity paused and looked at the ground and saw a dark blue pile of hair that used to be her mane. Rarity then put her hoof to her head and felt smooth skin with a few tufts of hair that managed to survive.

Rarity felt herself began to panic and rushed over to the mirror. She saw that yep... she was bald with her white fur ending at her scalp, and bright pink skin covering her head instead of her mane.

don't panic don't panic!

The balding mare told herself as to not hyper ventilate herself.

However things went from bad to worse, as she then felt her eyes shifting. She looked back to the mirror and saw her eyes shrinking!

Rarity screamed as she saw her eyes get as small as pinpricks and what's worse a crude pentagram was being tattooed to her forehead.

Rarity began to feel tears form from her tiny eyes as the changes seem to stop.

The once beautiful unicorn, now turned ....not so beautiful unicorn slumped over and began to sob.

A small door creak was heard as small filly poked head into the room.
"Rarity is everything alright?" Sweetie Belle asked.

"DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!" Rarity screamed.

Joel let out a wheezing laugh after he was done with Rarity.
"There we go I think we're done here."

poor rarity :applecry:

"Poor Rarity!?" Joel responded to the chat comment "poor me I have to play this shit!"

a tragedy on all fronts. Joel read.

Joel began to laugh again, in doing so he accidentally bumped his mouse causing the map to move again. This time landing on a cottage with a grassy roof, near a forest.

"Oh oops... hey whats this now?" Joel began to look around the small cottage. On the right was a collection of bird houses, to the front of the house was a small river full of colorful fish, and finally behind the small building, was a little stage that had perches with different types of birds on it, in front of the birds was a certain yellow pegasus.

Joel clicked on one of the birds, one of the options read 'change sound'.
Joel began to laugh as he got an idea.

"O-okay one more time please." Fluttershy said softly, giving a kind smile to all the birds in front of her.

"One... two... three." Fluttershy counted, she raised her hooves in the air.

All the birds took in a breath (wait can birds do that? Eh whatever.) Fluttershy pointed to a bird and it began to sing a soft tune.

Fluttershy pointed to another bird and did the same, this time in a different tone.

Fluttershy smiled "so far so good." She whispered to herself.

Finally she pointed to the last bird, when opened it's mouth... beak thing, all she heard was a fart... with an echo.

Fluttershy did a double take and began to look around for the source of the noise.

"Okay? Maybe we should try again." Fluttershy said a bit disturb by the odd event.

Once a again Fluttershy raised her hooves in the air.

"One... two... three."

Fluttershy pointed at the first bird, again all she heard was the echoing fart. Fluttershy blinked and began to try to clean her ears with her one of her hooves, when that seemed like a no-go she began to look around.

"I-is somepony there?" She asked looking around starting to think this was some kind of prank by Pinkie, or Rainbow Dash, or heck maybe Discord.

Fluttershy felt something move behind her hind legs, she turned around and spotted a tiny yellow duckling looking at her with curious eyes.

"Aww what's wrong little guy did you lost?" Fluttershy asked the chick, bending her head down and giving it a loving smile.

The duckling opened it's beak... and let out the same fart sound that had begun to haunt her.

Fluttershy reeled back and looked back to the stage where all the other birds were, the birds had their beaks open but all that was the fart sound.

Fluttershy's face began to twist in abstract horror as realized what was happening.

"What... in... the fuck?"