Chaotic's College Harem

by GamePlayer64

Chaotic Workout

Previous Chapter

Chaotic was reading a webcomic from his phone and laughing at what he was reading. “Those rabbits are so adorable. I can’t wait for the next chapter of Solo Farming in the Tower.” He said as some shadows appeared as he looked up to see Celestia and Luna. “Oh hello, Headmistresses.” Said Chaotic “How are you on this day?” He asked.

“Very good, young man.” Said Celestia.

“I hope you have been studying for your upcoming tests.” Said Luna who crossed her arms as Chaotic smile.

“Of course I have. I even wrote some flash cards and the definitions to help me remember which word is which and what they mean. I believe that I’ll pass with passable colors.” He said with confidence.

“Passible colors?” They said,

“I’m not perfect. I know I’ll make a mistake or two.” He said something which made them smile.

“Modest.” Said Celestia “Also what were you reading?” She asked.

“A webcomic.” Chaotic answer “I like it, especially the rabbits helping the MC with his crops.” He said which confused them a bit. Luna was about to say something until…

*SCREAMS IN HORROR*

Everyone looked shocked and looked around to where the screams came from. “Oh no… what just happened?” Said Celestia as Chaotic looked up.

“Oreo?” He said as Oreo jumped down from a tree branch and landed on Chaotic’s head. “Thank goodness that he didn’t cause that scream.” He said as he scratched under Oreo’s chin “But we better go find who screamed.” Said Chaotic as they all split up and headed to search who was screaming. Chaotic looked around as he was near his dorm house. “Hmmm…” He turned to his dormitory. “Oreo, look around for any male intruders. Snarl and threaten to scratch them in the legs.” He said as Oreo jumped off and sniffed around as Chaotic entered his dorm. “Hello? Cosplay? Sonata? Twilight?” He asked as he walked upstairs to where the girls’ rooms are and heard something.

*CRYING*

“Rarity?” Said Chaotic as he knocked on the door.

“Who is it?!” She yelled.

“Rarity… Are you alright? Nearly everyone on campus heard some screaming. I’m here to find the cause of it. Are you hurt in any way?” Asked Chaotic as he opened the door to see Rarity was covered in a towel.

“No darling… this is the worst thing that has happened to me!” She yelled which worried Chaotic.

“Are you hurt? Did a pervert take pictures of you?!” He asked as Rarity looked at him.

“No Darling. I… happened to be… The ‘F’ word.” She said which confused Chaotic.

“The ‘F’ word?” He said “Fuck?”

“No.”

“Fabulous?”

“No but thank you.”

“Fantastic?”

“No.”

“Fancy?”

“No… I’m… I’m…” Rarity stuttered as the others came in.

“Just say it already!” Yelled Aria “We’re gotten fat!” She yelled as Rarity cried after hearing that word.

*BAWLING*

Chaotic looked at her and turned to Aria “What do you mean?” He asked as Aria lifted her shirt and her belly popped out, showing the bulges.

“We all have them.” Said Twilight as Rainbow screamed.

“My favorite track pants split when I put them on! How the hell did I gain weight!?” She complained as Chaotic looked at them.

“Uh…” He said as they all heard the doorbell. “I’ll get it!” He said as he ran out of the room. Chaotic ran down the stairs and opened the door to see Celestia and Luna. “Hello.”

“Have you found the source of the screams?” Asked Luna as Chaotic looked back.

“Well… yes… but I don’t know if I can say it?” He said as Celestia & Luna raised their brows.

“What do you mean?” Asked Celestia.

“Apparently… my roommates have learned that they… gained some pounds…” He said quietly as they both looked at each other and shook their heads.

“Are you serious?” Said Luna “I thought the screams came from someone who got hurt or witnessed something horrible!” She yelled angrily

“Now Luna, remember that we once freaked out because of our weight gain.” Said Celestia.

“What do you mean ‘we’? Miss I-have-a-entire-cake-as-a-midnight-snack?” Said Luna which made them glare at each other.

“Uh…” Said Chaotic as they turned to him.

“We expect a written apology for causing a worry for everyone on campus.” Said Luna

“I’ll tell them.” He closed the door as he turned to be surrounded by his roommates. “Luna wants a written apology from all of you for causing a commotion.” He said as they groaned.

“What I don’t understand is, how the fuck we gained 20 pounds?” Said Adagio as they wondered.

“Well…” They turned to Chaotic “I might know how…” He said as Applejack grabbed him.

“Tell us now!” She said angrily as the others grabbed AJ and pulled her off Chaotic.

“If you threaten him, we’ll never know.” Said Twilight. “Please tell us.”

“It’s obvious that you all have been overeating.” He said as they looked at him as Pinkie tilted her head.

“How?” She asked since she never knew to get fat with her eating.

“Well… you all have been requesting a lot of meals for me to cook.” He said, which made them widen their eyes. “I mean I have a list of your requests.” He said as he pulled out a small notebook “Sonata Dusk, she wanted me to make a Naco from Kim Possible, 3 times a week. Pinkie Pie, Ice cream cake in the shape of her house 2 times a week. Applejack, an oven-size apple pie, 6 times a week. Adagio & Aria, 40 barbeque squid and fish. Rarity, 200 Macarons. May I continue about Rainbow’s chocolate trophies and Twilight’s encyclopedia cake?” He said as they all looked embarrassed as they fell to their knees.

“HOW DID WE GET SO GREEDY?!” Yelled Cosplay as a button on her pants popped which humiliated her. “AH!”

“I mean I’m happy to cook for you all, but you have been asking for a lot from and going through our food budget.” He said as Tempest punched the wall.

“I can’t believe I’ve gotten greedy!” She pointed at Chaotic “I blame your cooking! It’s so fucking good, I can’t help eating more!” She said,

“Maybe you should try cooking your meals?” Said Chaotic as Tempest looked disgusted.

“Home EC is my worst subject. My food is considered to cause bowel poisoning.” She said,

“All complained that all my dishes are all apple themed.” Said Applejack

“Which they are!” Said Everyone but Cosplay and Chaotic.

“And Sonata only makes tacos for dinner as Pinkie only makes desserts and pastries.” Said Twilight “And my cooking is awful due to the last time I used science to cook a meal.”

“Let’s not forget Rarity’s.” Complained Rainbow “Her meal was so fancy, it took an hour to eat it like them frou-frou bitches.” Rarity pouted.

“I was giving us some class.” She said as Fluttershy looked embarrassed.

“They also didn’t like my vegan-only meals.” She said sadly as Chaotic looked at them.

“Okay… we might need to cut back on the eating.” He said, “Let’s start by doing some exercise to help you lose some weight at the campus gym and do some studying for the upcoming tests.” Chaotic said proudly as Rainbow stopped him.

“No way! If anyone finds out I gained some weight, I’ll be laughed at!” She said Chaotic looked at her and the others did as well.

“Why?” Said Chaotic “Who cares what they think?” He said as they looked at him angrily.

“It’s a woman thing, you’ll never understand.” They all said in sync as Chaotic frowned hearing that.

“I’ve been raised by 6 moms, I understand but given how they balance each other, you need to balance yourselves out.” Said Chaotic. “I’ll make some exercise plans for you all and make some low-calorie meals that have all the flavors.” He said as he went to his room as they watched him going.

“Does that mean he’ll workout with us?” Said Trixie as they all imagine the workout where he helps them with their workout, getting very close with him, sweaty abs and workout clothes. They all blushed and looked away.

“How will his truck handle gym shorts?” Asked Cosplay which made them look nervous.

3 Hours Later
Chaotic set up some workout equipment in the living room as he removed the rugs, and furniture in the area as he closed the curtains since they’re afraid of the other women judging them in a campus. “Alright! All is set! You can come here everyone!” He yelled as they came in workout clothes as they saw Chaotic wearing a tank top and long gym pants. “I hope everyone is ready to get physical.” He happily said which some were prepared while some didn’t like the thought of it.

“I wish there was a special diet pill like in Lego Ninjago.” Said Pinkie and Sonata.

“So does Smart Mama who is trying to make one but until she makes it a reality, she has to exercise.” Answer Chaotic “And so do you. Now let’s stretch.” Said Chaotic as he stretched his arms in the air as they did it as they watched him. They stretch their legs and stretch everything as he prepares them for their workout. “Okay… now we’ve stretched out our bodies to feel comfortable… Let's get physical!” He yelled as he turned on the TV to play something. They reacted a bit to it as Aria turned to Chaotic.

“Do we have to do this?” She asked as he paused the video.

“You don’t want to go to the campus gymnasium and you’re afraid of leaving the campus I’m betting.” Asked Chaotic as they blushed and growled at him. “Sorry but I’m someone who doesn’t have a reputation of popularity, except for having one of causing problems.” He said as they groaned. “Now come on. It’s not like someone is recording us. I have Oreo to attack anyone's phones and camera who peek in our windows.” He said as they all sigh.

“Fine but we’re picking the next workout music.” Said Sunset as he played the video as they did their workout.

4 Minutes Later
The song ended as they all posed. “Now let’s do some pushups!” Said Chaotic as Twilight fell on the floor.

“We’ve been dancing for an hour!” She complained.

“Uh… Twilight? It’s only been almost 5 minutes.” Said Starlight as Twilight groaned loud as Chaotic picked her up.

“Come on Twilight.” Said Chaotic “No pain, no gain!” He said “After that, I’ll fix up a nice lunch for you all.” He said as Twilight sighed.

“Why in the name of science did I submit to gluttony?” She asked herself.

“Because we all love to try new things.” Said Trixie “I mean we’re on the chopping block with that dorm party with Celestia and Luna.” She said as they all went to do some push-ups.

“Okay! Let’s do 3 sets! Take your time and don’t rush yourselves.” Said Chaotic happily as they did their pushups while Twilight had a hard time with the pushups.


26 Minutes Later
All the girls were panting and gasping for air as they were sweating. Chaotic was on his feet “Now let’s take a 10-minute break and head out to the next area!” He said as they all groaned but Rainbow got up.

“Next area?” She asked as Chaotic turned to her.

“Yeah. Someone named Tree Hugger and Saffron are willing to do Hot Yoga with you all. I don’t know why but I think that’s nice since you’re all friends.” He said happily while they looked at him as they looked at each other. “Maybe I should join you?” He said, which shocked them hearing that.

“NO!!!” They all screamed as Chaotic looked at them confusedly.

“Why?” Asked Chaotic.

“It involves personal things to women.” Said all of them.

“Oh…” Said Chaotic sadly. “I was hoping to do it as well. I’ve never done Hot Yoga, even with my moms. They said it’s an adult thing or something.” He said, which made them look surprised as he left the room.

“You don’t think…” Said Applejack.

“Naked Hot Yoga.” Said Aria, which they nodded.

“Naked Hot Yoga…” They said while blushing.


10 Minutes Later
Chaotic handed them some water as they drank them while some poured it on their heads while the water dripped down on their shirts. “Now see ya later. I’ll be making you a delicious lunch.” He said happily as they walked out.


20 Minutes Later
All of them were walking back to their dorm room. “Thank you, Saffron got us actual work out clothes.” Said Twilight.

“Yeah…” Said Rarity “I’m grateful that she said that we’re doing regular Hot Yoga. I cannot do Saffron’s native home Hot Yoga.” She said but clutched her fist “But I’m thankful that bitch wasn’t there.” She said while holding her anger.

“Still some of us were prepared to do Hot Yoga in the nude.” Said Adagio which got others attention. “I mean we even brought extra clothes in secret.” She said which they sighed knowing that’s true. They went in to smell something delicious as they went to the kitchen to see plates with some ground meat on it with vegetables on the side.

“I made some lunch!” Said Chaotic as Fluttershy looked disgusted.

“I don’t eat meat, Chaotic.” She said,

“Well this isn’t meat.” He said which confused them.

“Huh?”

“It’s soybeans.” He said as Sonata tasted it herself and nodded.

“Yep, this is soy beans.” She said since eating so much tacos heightens her taste buds to know real meat from fake meat.

“Really? ” said Fluttershy happily as she tasted it. “It is soybeans!” Tempest looked at Chaotic.

“Don’t tell me that you did some freaky magic or something?”

“Nope… Got it from Cooking Boy. An anime and manga.” He said while smiling as they all ate their lunch.

“And I thought anime and manga were just violences, lewd and disturbing images.” Said Rarity.

“Not all manga and anime are like that.” Said Chaotic, Rainbow, Pinkie, Aria, Adagio, Sonata, Pinkie and Trixie in sync.

“Hmmm…” Said Rarity as she ate her lunch as they went to study.


6 Days Later

Later
Chaotic was with the entire students looking at a wall with papers of their grades. He was looking for his name and saw he got himself some ‘A’s and ‘A-‘s. Chaotic smiled at his grades as he walked happily to the Dorm. “I’m back!” Yelled Chaotic as the others came out happy.

“Hey Chaotic!” They all said happily.

“How did you all do on your tests?” He asked as they all gave thumbs up.

“We passed!” They said as Rainbow gave meta signs.

“I’ve even passed my worst subject!” She said, “No after class for me!” She cheered.

“Until next time.” Said Aria which got her attacked by Rainbow in anger. “BRING IT!” They both fought against each other as Chaotic looked uncomfortable.

“Uh…”

“Never mind them.” Said Tempest as she smirked. “Check these out!” She lifted her shirt to show some abs. “I got my fit figure back.” Rarity slides her hand down her shirt.

“I’ve got my lovely figure back. Thank you darling.” She said happily as the others showed their thin bellies, Chaotic smiled.

“I suggest we do some light exercise when we have the time each day.” Suggested Chaotic as they smiled knowing the day and the next few days will be awesome. Until…


“Hand Chaotic over immediately!!!” Yelled Grand Pride with a megaphone outside the gate which made Celestia and Luna enraged by his actions.

“We refuse any false allegations you have about him!” Yelled Celestia and Luna which made Grand Pride laugh.

“Vandalizing my car is a crime, and I have proof! Video proof!” He yelled as all the students were gathered to hear that Chaotic was in a tree and landed in the group as they all turned to him.

“That’s bullshit.” He said, “I can’t vandalize something so tacky.” He said honestly as they snickered hearing that. “Also how could I vandalize his car since I never left the campus.” He said which made some curious as his roommates narrowed their eyes as they parted from the crowd.

“I DEMAND COMPENSATION!!!” Screamed Grand Pride as he annoyed them “Until there is proof that Chaotic didn’t vandalize my car! I demand that you place him in dorm arrest!” He yelled in anger which Chaotic frowned.

“*SIGH* Not again.” Said Chaotic as he was led by campus security which angered his friends.


OKAME: All Women’s Workout Only
Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Starlight, Sunset, Trixie, Adagio, Aria, and Cosplay were in the living at night wearing workout clothes waiting for Pinkie & Sonata. “Why are we here again?” Asked Applejack.

“Pinkie & Sonata planned a workout without Chaotic.” Said Rarity “I mean I don’t know about why.” Cosplay cleared her throat.

“They said to me that we’ll chicken out if we do this workout with Chaotic.” Said Cosplay which anger Aria and Rainbow.

“I ain’t no chicken!” They both said angrily as Pinkie and Sonata came bouncing with a boombox.

“We’re here~” They both sang which made them turned to them.

“Uh… Girls… what are you up to?” Asked Twilight.

“A workout!” Said Pinkie.

“We found a good workout song to dance to and we knew it be good to dance to.” Said Sonata “But… we figure that you all will refuse to dance to it with Chaotic.”

“You two used your brains?” Said Adagio which got her bonked by Sunset.

“Let them talk.”

“So… let’s get physical! WATCH WHAT WE DO!” yelled both Pinkie & Sonata as they turned on the boombox.

The music ended as Sonata and Pinkie turned to their friends, sweating a little. “So…” They both said as all of them were all red as Rarity covered her eyes.

“NO!!!” They all yelled as Sonata.

“FINE!” Said Sonata. “We’ll show Chaotic then and we’ll have him dance with us!”

“YEAH!” Yelled Pinkie as all the others pile drive on them.

MEANWHILE UPSTAIRS
Chaotic was in the kitchen making Ants on a Log.

“Beep, Beep, I’m a Sheep.
I said Beep, Beep, I’m a Sheep.“

Chaotic smiled. “That song is catchy. I got to add it to my playlist.” He said


Author's Note

Hope you enjoyed it and sorry for the long wait. Leave a comment and have a nice day and also do you think Chaotic vandalize Grand Pride’s car or not? You decide.