American PINKIE Pie!

by ReModeledCupcake

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance, Comedy
Length: 335

A Plot based on the Movie, Not entirly, But most of it! XD

The Mane 6 make a pact on losing there vriginty before there High School Grads because Rarity claims to have "Popped Her Ruby" before anypony else! Of course, Rainbow Dash wants everypony to think she "Popped Her Cloud" so she pays Twilight 200$ To spread sexy rumours! A Tale of humour, Sex, Sluts, and PIE!
Authors Note: This Is *MY* Interpratation of American Pie, if I get parts wrong It doesn't matter XD

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-27 00:18:46 UTC

AppleJacking Off

AppleJack walked into her PonyVille High her beautiful yellow ponytail bobbing sweetly. Through blushed faces, colts whistled when they saw under her skirt, and her 3-Apple cutie mark, squishing in unison with her bouncy ponytail. Though AppleJack seemed like she knew everything about sex,sluts,and "Popping An Apple", the truth is, she was quite sexually awkward. Shes of course, played with herself, but she didn't really know how! Did she grab the clit then open her flaps and finger her ponyhole? Of was it Ponyhole,clit,flaps? Either way, she was clueless! Shes told everypony that shes taken it everywhere, from hole, to butt, to mouth, But shes just another Virgin-Pony! This year, shes determined to "Pop Her Apple!" She didn't care what it took, she was going to fuck anycolt! sadly, this ment finding a colt that wanted to actully fuck her. Most of them found her exstremly hot, but didn't want to stick there giant colt dicks in her tight vag! Maybe some tips froma  master would help? So she went straight to Granny Smith after school.

"Granny Smith! I wanted to talk to ya'..." Applejack trailed off, blushing at the subject.

"Why don't boys wana' stick there Gentials in ma' gentials? Huh grann'? Why?" Applejack shut her eyes at the rather reduntdent form of the question.

"Well, you first have to find a colt who loves you!" Granny smiled, pointing to a small old photo of her a some broad shouldered unicorn.

"Ol' Richie Rich loved me... But that arraged marrige.." Granny went on in a flashback but Applejack decided to tune her out, this wasn't a time for a sad-romance noval told slowly by Granny. As Granny's lips kept flapping and her gooey teeth fell out from time to time, Apple Jack used that time to think what ponies like her.

Theres...Uh.... Applejack began racking her brain.

"And thats how I made the giant pie... wait... *Snoreee*" Applejack was glad the ordeal was over so she slowly backed out of her house.