The 80s Are Back In Season
With a glance out of her door and down the long hallway, Diamond Tiara confirmed that her parent’s room was closed. If tonight was like all the others, they wouldn’t be getting up for the rest of the night. She closed her door and locked it with a click. Finally able to be alone, she got to work.
She’d already slipped out of most of her clothes. All that was left was a pair of boyshorts and a loose-fitting t-shirt she’d gotten from one of her old hookups. She approached her desk, pulling the shirt over her head and off of her body. Now bare from the stomach up, she sat down at her computer.
When she left, she’d been browsing clothes online. At least, that’s what a bystander would have thought if they peeked at her screen. Her true goal revealed itself after a quick series of clicks. She slipped one earbud in, careful to leave the other ear open just in case. Finally, she reclined in her chair and clicked the play button.
“God, your cock is fucking massive…!” Her ears were immediately filled with an explosion of sounds. The smack of thighs meeting ass, the squish of cock plowing through pussy. Above everything else, the dirty talk gushing from the porn actress between moans. “Give it to me harder, you fucking stud!”
“Hmm…” Diamond brought her hand up to her chest and prodded at her nipple with her finger. She was about halfway through the video when she stopped. It captivated her in the beginning, but she was losing interest. A quick scroll through the recommended videos didn't yield anything interesting either. With a defeated sigh, she went up to the Pornhub icon at the top and clicked it to bring her to the site’s front page. She wasn’t exactly thrilled to have to start her journey over, but there was no helping it. “Wait… huh?”
During the short break she took, the site had changed. The normal grid of popular porn videos was further down the page and a new section took its place. The video borders were beige, like old parchment paper, and there was a decade tag in the top right corner. The mouse pointer scrolled over the words of the header as Diamond read them aloud.
“Vintage Collection…” she moused over the subtitle. “Re-experience these classic hits from the past century.” She blinked, then clicked on the category, bringing her to a new page with the full selection. Like the few videos on the front page, each one had a special border and a decade stamp. From 1960 to 1990, pages of porn spread out in front of her. “Okay… might as well give it a shot, right?”
With that thought, she began her normal process. She scrolled down the page and scanned each thumbnail. She often window-shopped for a video with the catchiest title or sluttiest o-face. The process rarely failed her, with the video from earlier being an exception. Using this technique, she ruled out most of the videos on the first page. Back then, they worked with what they had. Nowadays, they have it down to a science.
As her curiosity began to run dry and she was about to give up her search, a video near the bottom caught her eye. It wasn’t for any of the previous criteria. This video should have blended in with the rest. The only reason it didn’t was because of one of the people standing in the frame.
It was a male pornstar, rarely the spotlight of a video. His back was against a wall to the left, with a lady cradled in his arm. He stared at the camera with an award-winning pearly white smirk. She stared at him in silence and disbelief. Without thinking, she clicked on the video. After a short loading screen and a jingle, the video started.
It wasted no time getting straight to the action. The actress from the thumbnail was laying on a couch with her legs spread wide. The actor walked into the frame, flashing the camera another cocky smirk.
Now she was certain.
“Holy shit…” The actor swaggered over to the actress, then took her face in one hand to kiss her. Diamond leaned into the screen, flicking her nipples faster than before. Her other hand left the mouse and traveled down her body to press against her clit. After pulling away, he whipped out his cock, slapping it down audibly against the woman’s stomach. The slab of meat was almost cartoonishly thick. Diamond could feel the drool slip down her mouth. “Oh, my god…”
He wasted little time on foreplay. Instead, he went straight to the goods, pressing his tip against the actress’ pussy. Diamond could tell it was going to be a tight squeeze by the way she bit her lip. Diamond slipped her fingers past her lips in time with the actor’s cock. The woman cried out in pleasure, her eyes rolling to the back of her head. Diamond had heard a lot of fake moans in her day. Even done a couple herself. That’s how she knew that one was legit. The kind of dick to leave you reeling. She whimpered a bit just thinking about it.
As the video played, she played with herself. Whenever she got close to cumming, she’d bring herself back down from cloud nine. Though the video made sure that she stayed horny enough to keep those breaks short. A puddle of her arousal leaked onto her leather chair, then dripped onto the floor below. She reached for the other earbud, hastily stuffing it in her ear to hear everything. Biting down on her lip did little to muffle her moaning, just like the actress. If she lost herself a bit more, she could even see herself in that position.
Diamond lifted her legs off the ground, her knees pressing into her chest as she came. Her body twitched and sputtered as cum leaked out of her. The actor pounded her pussy hard enough to send ripples through the actress and into the couch. He came with the pressure of firehose, leaving behind a thick puddle of his own sticky white semen. Diamond watched as he pulled out and the cameraman zoomed in on their handiwork. As she caught her breath, the video came to a close with a traditional fade to black.
She pressed her forehead to the desk, looking down at the mess she’d made. Pulling her fingers from herself, she looked at the sticky glaze she coated them with. After a few moments of silence, she got to her feet. The video on her screen had returned to the thumbnail. The actor's smile was as confident as when she started. With her non-soiled hand, she scrolled down to the description. A few clicks later, she opened up the actor’s panel. A small smile grew across her face as she read it.
“Hondo ‘Mondo’ Flanks…” she licked her lips. A dark idea formed in her head. Her body quivered at the thought. “Looks like I should pay Sweetie Belle a visit.”
“There’s something incredibly fishy about this.”
“You’re being paranoid. What’s wrong with visiting one of my best friends?”
Sweetie Belle hummed, eyes narrowed as Diamond stood outside of her door. In contrast, Diamond seemed to be as chipper as ever, with a big smile plastered over her face. Sweetie Belle’s frown grew larger. If this was the Diamond Tiara she knew, she’d never be so happy, even on her best days. This was just unnatural.
“There’s nothing wrong with the visit, D,” said Sweetie. “It’s the… everything around it.”
“Don’t know what you mean, friend.”
“There’s that f-word again. The one you seemed allergic to until now.” She crossed her arms over her chest. “And then there’s this look. My sister would call it… whore-esque? It doesn’t really scream ‘hanging out with the buds’.” Diamond waved her hand nonchalantly.
“Oh, please. I always dress like this around buddies.”
“Fuck buddies, maybe.”
“The point is, my outfit is nothing to be afraid of. Your chastity is safe. For now.” Diamond glanced at her attire as she spoke. A short skirt showing off just enough butt to get a man rowdy. A crop top covered by a jacket, to give her toned belly enough room to breathe. High heels for class, obviously. Her look wrapped up with red lipstick so fresh she could still taste the cherries they picked to make the dye. “So… can I come in?”
“Ugh… fine.” Sweetie Belle stepped aside. With her smile wider than ever, Diamond stepped inside. The house was as normal as ever. Rarity’s workshop was in the front, with the kitchen to the side. In the back were the stairs leading up to the rest of the house. “So, what did you come over for? Wanna watch a movie or something?” Diamond’s eyes lit up.
“Yeah, that sounds like fun,” she said. “Oh, and Applebloom’s birthday is coming up soon, right? We can make her a new bracelet with your bead kit.” Sweetie paused.
“But you said you’d rather get kicked in the face by a gorilla than be caught wearing one of my bracelets.” Diamond averted her eyes.
“I was being an asshole! I’m sorry, okay?” Diamond put her hand on Sweetie’s shoulder. “This time, I’ll help you out with it. Grab all the stuff, and we can watch a movie while we do it, cool?” The nervous curiosity slowly left Sweetie’s expression. Instead, she smiled. “But first, I’ve got to use the bathroom. It’s upstairs, right?”
“On the left, yeah,” said Sweetie cheerily. “Oh, but try not to make too much noise. Dad’s upstairs in his study.” With a smile just as wide, Diamond’s eyes lit up.
“Oh, we’ll try to keep it down,” she said, turning away. “Be back soon.”
Without another word, Diamond made for the stairs. At the top, there was only a long hallway with doors on either side. Without bothering to stop and look, she made her way down the hall. Instead of stopping at the bathroom, she stood at the large oak door at the end. She checked to make sure that everything was okay as she reached for the doorknob. With a twist and a push, it opened. Though she tried to make as little noise as possible, the creak of the door gave her away almost immediately.
“Oh, Sweetie, is that you?” The man on the other side chuckled. “Sorry, I lost track of time. Were we supposed to be… oh?” Diamond opened the door. The room had large bookshelves stuffed to the brim with old texts on both sides. At the far end of the room was a desk in front of a large window. Behind it sat a man with short brown hair and a bushy mustache that Diamond had definitely seen before. “Erm… can I help you?”
“Sorry! I thought this was the door to the bathroom.” Diamond turned her sweetness up to eleven, sure to put him at ease. “But wow… This room is so impressive. It must feel very homey here.”
“Hahah… yeah, I suppose,” he nervously chuckled. “Excuse me for being rude, but you are…?”
“Ah, where are my manners?” Diamond put a hand to her chest and smiled. “I’m Diamond Tiara. I’m a friend of Sweetie Belle’s.” The man’s eyes widened, and he got out of his seat.
“Oh! My apologies, I had no clue.” Underneath his bushy mustache was a friendly smile. “I’m Hondo Flanks, Sweetie’s father. She didn’t tell me we’d be having visitors.”
“I came unannounced, so it’s not her fault.” Diamond approached the desk, then ran her fingers along its surface. “Well, well, an agarwood desk. These don’t come very cheap.” She looked up. “You must be in quite the line of work to afford something like this, no?”
“Ah, no, nothing too impressive,” he said with another nervous chuckle. “I just know how to be frugal, that's all, hahaha…” Diamond narrowed her eyes and licked her lips. She reached the edge of the desk, then sat down on it, crossing her legs over each other. The confused expression on Hondo’s face only amused her more. “A-Anyway, if you were looking for the bathroom, it’s the door just before this one, on the—”
“I didn’t come here to use the bathroom, Mr. Hondo.” Diamond smirked, then leaned in. Hondo backed away, then fell back into his seat. “I came to see you. Mr. Mondo, that is.” At the call of the nickname, his eyes went wide. Diamond could see the sweat begin to fall down his face. He opened his mouth but closed it shut right after. After a few moments, he looked away.
"I... I don't know what you're talking about." Diamond slipped off of the desk. She walked around until she was at his side, then pressed her fingers to his thigh. Her expression made it clear that she wasn't going to take that as an answer. “P-Please don’t tell Sweetie.”
“I wouldn’t do that. I’m no monster,” Her fingers traveled up his leg to his crotch. She pressed into him enough to feel his package beneath the wrapping. She licked her lips again. “Of course, I could be persuaded to make sure nothing… slips.” With one hand, she unfastened the button keeping his pants together. Hondo gulped, and his mustache shifted back and forth.
“W-What would you even want to do with a washed-up, ex-porn star like me, anyway?” he huffed. “I’m old, out of shape… I can’t do all the things I used to.” He shook his head. “Wouldn’t a younger man be better?”
“Sure, a boy toy or two every now and then is fun, but I want something more than that.” She reached in, feeling his half-chub rise with her delicate touch. “I want someone with experience. Someone who’s not only confident but can back it up.” With just her fingertips, she coaxed the meat from its shell, like a lobster. His hog flopped out, just as impressive as it was on camera. Diamond’s eyes sparkled. “I want your thick log to rearrange my g—”
“Dad? Can I come in?” There was a knock at the door, enough to send Diamond’s heart to her throat. The two shared a worried glance. Thinking quickly and acting faster, Diamond ducked underneath the space in the desk. Her knees hit the ground just as the loud creak of the door opening rang out. “Oh, you were here. I thought you might’ve gone out.”
“Sorry, honey. I was… caught up with my work.” Sweetie Belle hummed as she entered the room. Diamond could feel her heartbeat thumping against her chest like a war drum. Not so much because she could get caught, but because of what she was facing.
Hondo had finally gotten to full readiness. An erection enough to impress any woman. It hovered in the air, twitching with anticipation now that it had woken up. Diamond leaned forward, letting the tip brush against her nose and her cheek. The smell was immaculate, a mix of almonds and sweat. She took it in with a small breath.
“I didn’t mean to bother you while you were working.” Sweetie Belle chuckled. “But have you seen my friend Diamond Tiara anywhere? She said she was going to the bathroom, but when I checked, nobody was in there.” Hondo shifted in his chair, and Diamond pulled away.
“Diamond Tiara? Hm… let me—” With a small, sharp inhale, Hondo braced himself as Diamond took his tip in her mouth. She hummed quietly as she traveled his length, draping it with her warm, sticky saliva.
“Dad? You alright?” Hondo shifted again. Surprisingly, he opened his legs wider, giving Diamond an easier ride down his shaft. She narrowed her eyes, then continued.
“Yeah, I just remembered,” he said with a chuckle. “She popped in to tell me that she had forgotten something at home. She must have rushed out when you weren’t looking.” Sweetie hummed, then approached the desk. Diamond could hear her footsteps on the other side of the thin wooden panel.
“Ugh, she probably skipped. There’s no way she’s actually coming back.” Diamond reached the base, her nose pressed into Hondo’s healthy bush. She slowly inched out, sucking on it as quietly as she could. Once she reached the end, she lapped at the tip like a cat with milk. She brought one hand to the base, and the other to his balls, lifting up his hefty sack as she dove back in. “I thought she was going to stick around and hang out, but I guess she’s too good for me…”
“No, I’m sure it’s not like that, Sweetie.” Diamond narrowed her eyes again. She was a bit annoyed that he didn’t seem to be reacting to her, but he was a superstar porn actor. He must have gotten blown by all kinds of women before. More determined than before, Diamond put her all into it. She leaned in further, twisting her head and increasing the intensity of her sucking. “If she’s your friend, I’m sure that she’ll be back. In fact, I guarantee it!”
“I don’t know, but… if you’re so confident about it, I’ll believe you.” Sweetie chuckled. “Thanks, Dad. You’re the best.” Sweetie got closer and leaned over the desk. Immediately, Hondo pushed forward, giving Diamond all she could take. Her eyes teared up as thick globs of cum burst out of him. Above the table, he hugged his daughter in a tight embrace. Below, Diamond’s tight throat was doing all the hugging.
After they pulled away, he also slipped back from Diamond. She held onto his thighs, using them to stabilize herself. She sucked him hard like a straw, pulling even the smallest drop of cum out with her. Once she reached the tip, she pulled off, unconcerned with the loud pop as it left her mouth.
“Alright, I’ll see you later Dad!” Sweetie’s footsteps got further away. The creak of the door opening and slamming shut marked her departure. A few moments passed before Hondo slid his chair back and looked underneath his table.
“What a mess…” as Diamond, her mouth still full of his hot load. She gulped it down with bravado, then looked up. “How’d that feel, hm?”
“It was awful,” he said, leaning back in his chair. “Sweetie was right there. Couldn’t you have shown a bit more restraint? If she caught us… I don’t know what I’d do.” Diamond chuckled, then leaned in. She’d left long red streaks along his shaft, but she left thick lipstick-shaped stains along his balls. They jumped and twitched in response. She smooched with reckless abandon, building his erection up from scratch again. Once she had her full, she got to her feet.
“A woman like me takes opportunities whenever they’re given to her.” She reached for her pants, unfastening them as fast as she did his. In the next second, she was bare from the bottom down, except for her heels. She shed her jacket, then leaned forward to drape it across the back of his chair. Her petite breasts and bare pussy were only a few inches away from him. Diamond could see the sweat forming on his brow. “What about you? See an opportunity?”
“We really shouldn’t do this…” Diamond pressed her knees to the top of his legs and mounted him. She grabbed his arm and guided it to her hips, then lowered her hips until she hovered a hair above him.
“But don’t you want to?” Diamond wagged her hips just out of his dick’s reach. “How long has it been since you’ve tasted some pussy? Imagine what your big, thick cock is gonna do to my tight little snatch.” Diamond leaned in to speak into his ear. “Doesn’t that make you wanna mess me up?”
Diamond could feel her words take hold of Hondo’s mind. He hummed, then he shuffled a bit. She knew she’d caught him when his other hand twitched. She reached for it and guided it to her butt. He gave it a squeeze, and she giggled. With little resistance, she broke through with a small moan that melted into a giggle. Hondo grunted as he slipped through her, pulling her stiff pussy apart.
“Damn…” Hondo grunted. Diamond hummed in delight as he put a bit of work in. He thrust up, pushing all the way into the back and ripping a more animalistic moan out of Diamond. She hugged him tight, grasping at his shirt. He lowered his hips, his cock glazed in her excessive arousal. Then he slammed back in with a loud squelch, with Diamond’s yelp of surprise mixing with it. “Keep it down! These walls aren’t that thick.”
“You’re the one… smashing into me,” Diamond moaned as he pulled back again. “With that thick shaft of yours… God, it’ll be a miracle if I ever walk again, hmm.”
“You’re exaggerating.” He drove in again, quicker than before. He started to fall into a rhythm, and Diamond’s moans turned into low hums. “Let’s just make this quick.”
Diamond knew that sex with a pornstar would be out of this world. Yet despite her preparations, she still wasn’t ready for this. Hondo wasn’t just big, he knew what to do with every inch. He’d only been inside of her for a minute at most, but he already found her weakest spots. She tingled each time he scratched an itch she didn’t even know she had. Even when she thought she had him figured out, he’d change the angle. He was unpredictable but widely satisfying.
And his speed was insane. Most guys could only keep their pace for a couple of seconds. He moved like a machine, pistoning her hard for a while only to slow down just as she reached the brink. He teased her with short powerful pumps and long confident strides. She bit down on his shirt and scratched at his back. This was a real pro.
“Isn’t this enough?” Hondo slowed to a halt. Only then did Diamond realize how hard she was trembling with pleasure. Her entire bottom half felt like it was on fire. Judging by the pool of cum she’d leaked onto him, the chair, and the floor, she’d cum more times than she’d counted. He lifted her ass into the air and pulled himself out.
“Hell no…” said Diamond through clenched teeth. She laughed, then gripped him tighter. “I’m on the pill… why not go a little further?” Diamond pulled away until she was face to face with him. There hadn’t been a man she’d fucked that didn’t fall to her baby-doll eyes. She even threw in a small pout for good measure. “Did it not feel good?” Hondo huffed.
“That’s not… look.” He averted his eyes. “I’m heading to my mid fifties. Doesn’t it bother you to have sex with someone twice your age?” Diamond frowned.
“It would if they didn’t fuck like you do.” Diamond pressed her forehead to his. “C’mon, Hondo… please? No one’s satisfied me like you before. Your cock’s way too good. It’s—”
“Alright, alright, enough…” Hondo said with a sigh. He lifted Diamond up with one hand, then got to his feet. “You’ve got a dirty mouth, young lady. I’ve heard enough dirty talk to last me a lifetime, but with you, jeez.” He moved some things around behind her, then let her rest on the table. With his other hand, he pushed her backward and loomed over her. His cock slapped against Diamond’s stomach, and a shiver went up her back.
When he slipped inside, it was a whole new feeling. With the new angle, Hondo could push his whole length in with no issue. Diamond twitched once she felt that extra inch. He reached for her shirt, lifting it up with one motion and baring her breasts. He dove down on them like a hungry hyena. With steady pumps down below, he licked and sucked on her nipples with vigor befitting a much younger man. His tongue lashed at them as quickly as she did to him before.
Heat built up in her core. Her stomach felt like it was on fire. Her legs naturally wrapped around his back, pulling the two even closer together. His thrusts picked up speed but didn’t lose a bit of power. His thighs rammed against her ass, his balls swung in the air. He pulled away from her nipples for a bit and planted deep kisses on her upper chest, clavicle, and neck. His free hand replaced his tongue, stroking her nubby nipple like a light switch. His other hand grasped hers, which she squeezed when the pressure mounted.
He had the power of a wild animal, but the precision of a marksman. Everything he did brought her pleasure on all fronts. Saliva drooled from her mouth despite her best efforts to hold herself together. Her moans increased with the speed of his pumps. Her body shook hard. She let out an unprotected moan loud enough to shake the books off the shelves around them.
“F-Fuck me… Fuck…!” She wrapped her free hand around his neck, bringing his head down to her ear. “Fill me up, Hondo!”
“I don’t think she’s coming, Dad. I mean, I called her like 3 times and she didn’t…”
Hondo shoved his hips forward hard and fast enough to shake the desk and everything on it. He grunted with each thick pump of cum that shot out of him like a cannon. His grip on the edge of the table made the wood groan under his strain. Diamond threw her head back, a low, droning sound escaping her lips as his orgasm sputtered to an end.
Their heavy breaths mixed with the stillness of the air. Neither had calmed down yet, but once they looked at the door, neither would have the chance to, either. Diamond leaned up enough to turn on her side. While she had a smile on her face, Sweetie Belle wasn’t so pleased.
“Oh god… Sweetie, I-I can explain.” The first to speak was actually Hondo. The color drained from his face, making him paler than he already was. He tried to pull out from Diamond, but her strong leg lock made it tough to even inch backward. “This isn’t… I didn’t mean for this to—”
“It’s fine, Dad. I know you didn’t come onto Diamond.” It took everything she had to not point out that the thick beads of cum swimming inside of her begged to differ. Sweetie didn’t seem like she'd like the joke. Her piercing gaze proved it. “I’m guessing this is the true reason you came dressed like that, you whore? To fuck my dad?”
“Wow, Sweetie. Hurtful.” Sweetie Belle narrowed her eyes. “Come on, what did you expect me to do when I found out that your dad was a pornstar? I’d never forgive myself if I let the chance to get pipe from a professional slip away.”
“D-Diamond, you said you wouldn’t tell her!” huffed Hondo. Sweetie raised an eyebrow.
“Dad, I already knew you did porn.” She sighed, then shook her head. “Is that how you got him to agree? You threatened to tell me about his career?”
“B-But I kept it a secret this whole time. I even asked your mother not to tell.” Hondo hummed.
“You were a superstar porn star, dad. They have all your films readily available on the internet.” Sweetie rolled her eyes. “Applebloom accidentally showed me one of your scenes when we were… hanging out. I just didn’t talk about it because it’s awkward.”
“I… huh.” Hondo averted his eyes from them both, his brow furrowed in thought. “I’m sorry that you had to find out that way. And this way.”
“It’s fine.” She looked back down at Diamond. “What’s not fine is using my friendship as a pretense to fuck my father.” Diamond gasped, then put a hand over her chest.
“A pretense? I’ll have you know that I was planning on watching that movie with you.” She turned back to Hondo, then finally let him go. Using his newfound freedom, he slipped out of Diamond, a steady trail of white following suit. Diamond slipped off of the desk, then leaned into Hondo to use him for support. “In fact, why not? Let’s watch something.”
“You should get yourself cleaned up, first.” Hondo quickly made himself decent. “Maybe you’ll actually decide to use the bathroom this time.” Diamond narrowed her eyes, then pressed her head to Hondo’s chest.
“You’re pretty dirty yourself, Mondo.” Diamond could feel his heartbeat increase with each second that passed. “Maybe you’ll join me in there.” With the fury of a god, Diamond got struck with the business end of a pencil against her temple. She yelped in surprise, then turned toward her assailant. “Alright, it was a joke! I’ll go in alone!” Pulling up her pants as a temporary shield, she slinked out of the room behind Sweetie. Only after she heard the bathroom door close did she finally take a deep breath of relief.
“So…” Sweetie looked up at her father, a frown on her face. “I get that she was holding something over you, but you looked like you were having a blast when I walked in.” Hondo looked away, and he chuckled nervously.
“She reminded me of… good times, is all,” he said with a nervous chuckle. “I may have gotten a little carried away.”
“Who you hook up with is none of my business.” Sweetie was annoyed by how excited her dad’s expression turned when she spoke. She rolled her eyes again. “Just... wear protection. I don’t want to think how insufferable Diamond would be as the mother of my new sibling...” Hondo’s mustache wiggled back and forth, and he nodded with glee.
“Of course!” He smirked. “Now... how about we go catch that movie?”
Author's Note
After-Sex Smoke
