I strode down the street and stepped to the gate of Lyra’s house, putting the code in and stepping inside the large yard. I inhaled and looked around the beautiful front yard. Lyra had a few flower bushes growing along the fence.

“Wait!” Vinyl called out as she and Bon Bon ran up, snickering.

“Oh hey guys,” I narrowed my eyes slightly. “What’s up?” I held the gate open as they darted in, letting the gate shut behind them.

“Not much you?” Bon Bon asked as her face became unreadable.

“Same. Just hanging out with Lyra,” I answered as we entered the house. Lyra was laying on the couch and sucking on a small piece of rubber. “Hey Lyra!” She lazily waved to us as she watched TV.

“Hey Ly!’ Bon Bon giggled as Vinyl gave Lyra a thumbs up.

“What ya go there?” Vinyl asked as we settled on the couch.

“Pacifier,” Lyra answered after spitting it into her palm. “Someone sent me a pacifier. Why I don’t know. It doesn’t even have a return address.” I stared at the piece of rubber curiously.

“Here hand me that,” I demanded as Lyra tossed me it. I caught it and stared at it curiously before shrugging and putting it my mouth and sucking.

“That’s disgusting!” Bon Bon gagged. “It was in Lyra’s mouth!”

“So?” I asked. “We share glasses and bottled water. Who cares?”

“God help us,” Vinyl giggled.

“This is a weird pacifier,” I said curiously. “I wouldn’t give this to my kid. This is a choking hazard.”

“I suppose. It does have no backing for some reason,” Lyra agreed with her eyes glued to her cartoons.

“Can I see the box?” I asked as Lyra tossed me. Bon Bon and Vinyl grinned at each out of the corner of my eye. “Was this opened when you got it?”

“Yeah.”

“Why the fuck did you put it in your mouth then?” I demanded as Lyra snatched it out of my hand and popped it in her mouth.

“I don’t know! It seemed like a pacifier and was used by a kid obviously!” Lyra snapped back as I started reading. My jaw slowly dropped in horror.

“That’s not a pacifier! That’s a fucking butt plug!”

Lyra’s eyes widened in horror as she spit it out. It went sailing through the sky and rolled to a stop on the ground. Lyra raced to the kitchen and returned with water.

“It was in my mouth!” Lyra shouted as she started guzzling water.

“It was in mine too!” I shouted back as I started wiping my tongue off frantically. Bon Bon and Vinyl suddenly burst out laughing as we glared at them.

“What do you find funny!?” We screamed in unison.

“You guys actually put that in your mouths!” Vinyl giggled as she fell on her back. “That’s hilarious!”

“It’s not!” I snarled. “It was opened! That’s so fucking unsanitary!”

“It’s ours!” Bon Bon laughed as she laid on Vinyls chest on her back laughing. “Dear god!”

“It was up your ass!?” Lyra demanded. “That’s disgusting! I love you but that’s gross.”

“No!” Bon Bon chuckled as Lyra gagged.

“Ew it was up Vinyls! That’s even worse!” Lyra screamed. “So gross! What is wrong with you two?”

“It’s a prank!” Vinyl waved her hands as she started crying from laughing. “It’s a prank! It’s a prank you two!”

“What?” I demanded as I stared at them. They slowly stopped laughing and sat up.

“Start talking!” Lyra said as she folded her arms, pausing her show.

“I came up with this prank. You two put my hand in warm water months ago. I could have pissed on the bed! That would have been embarrassing!” Bon Bon explained as she smirked at us. “I hatched this as a revenge prank. I didn’t expect it to be this successful though.”

“There’s no way you came up with this. This is Vinyls doing,” I said as I shook my head. “You’re like Derpy. You’re super innocent and all that.”

“Nope it was all her,” Vinyl confirmed. “She actually approached me for help with this a last week. She dropped the package off at the house for Lyra to find. And I texted Lyra to have you come hang out Sunset so we could get you both.”

“So wait,” Lyra waved her hands to get our attention. “So who’s ass was it up? And why was it up an ass? It was opened for Celestia’s sake!”

“For the last time Lyra,” Bon Bon exhaled in frustration. “It wasn’t inside anyone. We opened it on purpose to give you guys the impression we did. That’s all. You seriously think I would ever use that?”

“I don’t know!” Lyra tossed her hands up as I watched the interaction. “Maybe it’s you trying to spice up our sex life!”

“Our sex life is fine!” Bon Bon snapped as I exchanged a nervous look with Vinyl.

“Should we be here for this?” I whispered to Vinyl.

“I don’t know,” she whispered back.

“Is it?” Lyra demanded. “I’m fine with it but I’m always down to try new stuff! If you wanted to use toys in general, all you had to do was bring it up! I’m easy going, you know that!”

“I’m not!” Bon Bon shouted as she turned bright. “Our friends are here and are watching us talk about this! This is so embarrassing, Lyra!”

“Okay and?” Lyra raised an eyebrow nonchalantly. “I hide nothing from my friends. Hell, I’d go tell the world but I won’t.”

“I would kill you,” Bon Bon said softly as she glared dangerously at Lyra. Lyra shifted nervously in her seat.

“Hey I’m just joking okay? It was me getting even for the prank. I’m sorry,” Lyra muttered. “Please don’t kill me, cut my body up and dump me in a barrel in the ocean like the mob does.”

I rolled my eyes and groaned. Lyra and her overly active imagination. She really needed to cut back on her mob documentaries. Bon Bon inhaled before kissing Lyra.

“Forgiven. And I’m sorry for yelling at you. Do you forgive me?”

“Duh. You don’t even have to ask.”

“Alright love birds,” I spoke up and they stared at me. “I’m gonna get a pop before Derpy brings my sisters to spend the night. You guys want anything?”

“Water please,” they all said in unison. I nodded and headed for the kitchen.

One thing I learned today is never prank Bon Bon. She can be ruthless with her revenge pranks.

Author's Note

Well the prank happened lol. This is from a kidbehindacamera video. He's a YouTuber. Someone actually sent him and his dad one and they thought it was a pacifier. They even put it in their mouths lmfao.