A Herd for a Nerd

Henry stretched his arms as he walked off of the train and breathed in the fresh air of Ponyville, quite a welcome change from the bustle of Canterlot. The stillness of the early morning was music to his ears. As he looked around, he thought that this quiet, peaceful town would be the perfect place for a guy to visit on a romantic getaway with his alicorn husband... oh, but what was the use of dreaming?

Deep in his heart Henry knew it could never happen, for Solaris thought of him as nothing but a very talented fleshlight. Tears came to Henry’s eyes as he walked past antique shops, bakeries and parks full of benches for two: all the nooks and crannies of a small town that he longed to explore with his lover. Henry had always dreamed of being swept off his feet by a charming prince, and now he lived a magical life that was so close, yet oh so far.

After he carried out his royal orders and seduced Dusk Shine, he might finally have the courage to confess his feelings for the tall, handsome alicorn that filled his dreams, much to Artemis’ dismay. Henry held on to this hope, desperately, despite so many hopes that had been crushed in the past. Why did he find sex so easy, yet love so difficult?

Henry found it a short walk from the train station to the Golden Oaks Library, the home of Ponyville’s newest residents. The posted opening hour had yet to arrive, and although the front door was unlocked, neither Dusk Shine nor his assistant Barb were anywhere to be found within. Henry passed through the shelves of books, leapt up a flight of wooden stairs, and sniffed a few closed doors for the raunch of raw stallion musk and wackoff juice. Confident in his answer, he firmly knocked on what was surely Dusk Shine’s bedroom. Surely enough, the young unicorn stallion who was the destination of Henry’s quest promptly opened the door, half distracted by his own thoughts.

“What is it, Barb—oh, hi, Henry!”

“Hi there, Duskie,” Henry teased, using the diminutive nickname he’d bestowed on the unicorn when he’d first met him as Solaris’ student, all those years ago.

“It’s g-good to see you! Gee, you came all the way from Canterlot just to see me?”

“Oh, I was just passing through Ponyville.” Henry smiled casually and brushed a hand against Dusk’s cheek. “How could I pass up the chance to say good morning to the cutest stallion in Equestria?”

“I-I’m sure if you took a proper scientific survey you’d find somepony cuter than me...” Prince Solaris brightened Equestria by raising the sun each day, and Artemis had returned to do the same with the moon, but at that compliment, Dusk Shine could have illuminated the land with nothing more than the force of his blush!

“Nonsense,” Henry objected cheerfully. “Just look at this adorable muzzle, those deep eyes, that strong chin. You’re all grown up now, living on your own, just you and Barb... I could eat you up!”

“E-eat me up?” Dusk squeaked. “I hope that’s not why you’re here!” In truth, the young unicorn had been nursing quite the crush on his mentor’s longtime lover. Solaris did his best to shield his amorous activities from his impressionable student, but the budding genius knew very well what this human was to the alicorn Dusk idolized. Those saucy glances in the halls... the cries of passion that echoed through the palace at night... Henry’s mysterious disappearances beneath the table during grand banquets... nopony could drop that many forks!

For his part, Henry had always seen Solaris’ prized pupil as hardly more than a colt, of little interest to a man accustomed to powerful and experienced partners. Now that he’d moved out of the palace, though, Henry could observe that the shy little nerd had grown into an attractive stallion indeed! The horny human couldn’t wait for this young stud to make him his “mare!” Or maybe Dusk swung the other way... if so, his cute plot should prepare to receive a thick and meaty visitor from the human world!

“Actually, I need your help,” Henry admitted. “It’s kind of embarrassing.” He pulled down his trousers and his briefs, and Dusk Shine gasped as the human’s metal-encaged penis was exposed to him. “Can you take my cage off?”

“Gosh!” Dusk’s eyes widened as he recognized well this medieval tool of torture. “I didn’t expect to see an enforcer of the Penile Protocols here in Ponyville!” Just such a cage had pinched Dusk’s own sheath whenever he knelt in Solaris’ throne room and delivered some report on his magical research. Though he favoured the modernization of Equestria’s ancient traditions, Dusk Shine was ironically grateful for that archaic law — it stopped him from popping embarrassing erections before his godly stud of a Prince!

“It’s my fault, really,” Henry admitted. “I left in a rush last night, and Solaris forgot to take off my cage before I left the throne room. Now, well... I’ve been stuck with it.”

“Y-you were in the throne room at night?” Dusk Shine could only think of one thing Henry and Solaris might have been doing in there... two things... three things, and all of them were very naughty! Gosh!

“You know how it is, Dusk... royal duties, endless paperwork.” Henry frowned sadly. “The prince likes me to keep him company while he manages those tedious matters of rule. It’s OK, nopony saw us... although I passed your sister on my way out.”

Dusk Shine gulped at the mention of his sister. The young unicorn’s mind was suddenly crowded with nasty thoughts of huge pony cocks, dripping with Gleaming Shield’s gleaming spit, spraying thick, smelly loads all over their shared bedroom back in Canterlot. Dusk had fled that bedroom as soon as he could, to live and study with Solaris... only to have his sister follow him to the castle, as Captain of the Royal Guard!

Embarrassingly to her brother, Gleaming Shield was known as not only a fearless defender of Equestria but as the most skilled cocksucker in all the land. Dusk had even heard royal rumours about a marriage to be arranged between his BSBFF and Prince Bolero, a handsome yet tragical alicorn cursed with a permanent erection. Gleaming Shield’s magical holes seemed to be the only ones capable of draining that boner enough to grant poor Bolero even a moment of relief!

Urrrgh, it wasn’t fair! Why was Gleaming so good at downing stallion dongs, and why would none of those hot stallions spare even a glance for her little brother? Dusk Shine knew he could heal the noble Bolero... if not with his throat, then with his pert, puckered boy-ponut! Shouldn’t he at least be allowed to try?

“Hrm, thinking naughty thoughts about big sister?” Henry teased. “I can’t say I blame you, with that dumptruck of hers. Why, if she wasn’t a mare, I’d tap that myself...”

“Th-that’s enough of that, Henry!” Dusk Shine sputtered. “Never mind my sister’s huge ass, or my shameful fascination with it — let’s focus on removing your cage!”

“You can do it, right?” Henry asked, somewhat worried. Without the use of the not-so-secret weapon between his legs, his mission to seduce Dusk was doomed. This little slipup could spell the end to his Ponyville trip, right here and now!

“Without a doubt. There’s no spell on the cage, it’s a simple ceremonial lock.” Dusk formed his magic into a lock pick and twisted it back and forth in the cage. “Honestly, Prince Solaris would forget to raise the sun if it—eep! Sorry, I t-touched you!”

“Mmm, I don’t mind...” Henry stroked Dusk’s cheek again. “What if you touched it again, a little slower? Aren’t you curious?”

“Only from a scientific standpoint!” insisted Dusk, frantically working his magic to end the embarrassing situation. At last the cage snapped open, and Dusk guided the cruel metal off of Henry’s already swollen member.

The human’s relieved cock couldn’t help but dribble a thick string of precum from its thick, rounded head as it bounded forth, dangling and swinging the tempting treat like a pendulum before the young unicorn’s face. “Oh, my gosh!” Dusk breathed. “‘Journal of Exotic Sexual Anatomy, Volume 177!’ The rumours are true!”

Now it was Henry who showed a mighty blush. Upon his mysterious arrival in Equestria he’d been thoroughly examined by Equestria’s finest scientists — including a dozen stallions who boasted the wettest mouths and the hungriest ponuts! Earth ponies, pegasi, unicorns... Henry had claimed them all, pounding every plot and deepthroating every cock presented to him without prejudice. He knew he should have tried to show a more dignified side of humanity, but he couldn’t help it — these little ponies were so cute, so horny, so deliciously hung!

And too bad for Henry that the female scientists hadn’t been content to rub themselves and enjoy the show... those naughty mares had been taking notes and drawing diagrams even as Henry wrung every drop of stud sauce from their stallion colleagues! The whole embarrassing experience had been published in a medical journal, the secrets of human sexuality laid bare beneath the thinnest cover of scientific objectivity. Henry had hoped the tome would discreetly gather dust on some forgotten library shelf, but Dusk Shine, that utter nerd, had read every page!

The stallion who now stood before Henry knew everything about him, his every quirk and kink! The human would be powerless to stop the adorable unicorn from pushing all of his sexual buttons and utterly demolishing him! And yet... why not? Wasn’t this exactly why Henry had been sent to Ponyville? It wasn’t every day a guy got to play with a sweet and considerate partner like Dusk Shine! Those scientists had been so stuffy, and even Sunbutt could be a bit too much, with his insistence on royal protocol. Henry worked so hard every day to please his Prince, didn’t he deserve a roll in the hay with a young and adventurous stallion?

Dusk dropped Henry’s cage to clink onto his bedroom floor with a note of disgust. “If I ruled Equestria, I’d abolish this barbaric practice!” He muttered. “M-maybe you should masturbate once, just to make sure everything’s all right down there.” Dusk suddenly blushed and waved his hooves frantically. “If it’s alright with you, I mean!”

“Oh, sure thing, Duskie...” Henry got a firm two-handed grip on his prong and began to stroke it. Strong fingers slid across veiny human meat, back and forth, oh so gently, right before Dusk’s eyes. “I know it’s no horsecock, but the Guards seem to like it. What do you think?”

“Well, it certainly seems, erm, healthy...”

Henry chuckled. From much experience, he knew that a little show went a long way towards breaking the ice with a new partner. “Now, the best way is get a good grip with both hands,” he explained, “and let your fingers tease the head on every stroke. Doesn’t that look like fun?” Henry freely allowed Dusk to imagine taking the place of his hands with his magic — or feeling these human digits firmly stroking his pony meat to an irresistible orgasm! His choice, honestly!

“Oh, gosh...” Dusk began to wonder how far he could go disguising his growing fascination as mere scientific curiosity. “Incredible! What a study opportunity! Of course I’ve seen you around the palace, but I’ve never seen you... up close, like this.”

Of course, Henry knew from the start what the inexperienced unicorn’s game was. “Mmm, sounds like we have a voyeur! Did a horny little stallion ever spy on Sun Daddy and his human lover? Peeking in on us in the royal fuckchambers?”

“Only once or—no, of course not! That would have been a terrible breach of trust!”

“Aww, that’s OK... I like having an audience. Now you just enjoy the show, and tell me where you want me to cum. Maybe all over my chest, or on your plot... or in your plot?” Henry sped his strokes, his fat balls tightening, his sensitive glans throbbing with each pleasurable touch.

Dusk Shine watched entranced at the twitches and shifts of the reddening human shaft. It was small, to be sure, but it would feel oh so big inside him! But then Dusk thought of his schedule for the day, so carefully planned with Barb: shopping, library work, a tea time with Elusive... He couldn’t just rip up those commitments, and have Barb pencil in an all day session of getting plowed by human dick! No, watching Henry masturbate would be a fun start to the day, and then Dusk Shine could get started with his real work, studying the magic of friendship.

Dusk’s lips nervously parted as he tried to encourage the human in a way that didn’t sound needy. “Please, Henry, just cum for me... just shoot that pearly fountain of human spunk all over my—I mean, into this beaker! For science, yes!” Dusk hurriedly hovered a half eaten bowl of porridge in front of the human’s huge, weeping cockhead.

“Is that your breakfast?” asked Henry, noting the spoon in the thick substance and the maple syrup drizzled atop it.

“I-it’s a science beaker!” Dusk insisted. “I’m not going to eat it after you leave!”

“Whatever you say, Duskie.” Henry clenched his teeth, taking in the sight of the eager young stallion before him, stroking quicker and quicker, searching for the cresting peaks of pleasure that Solaris was so good at bringing him. That muzzle would look so cute marked with Henry’s seed... it was enough to make him want to fill that “science beaker” to the brim!

What had gone wrong? He couldn’t seem to cum! Henry hadn’t actually had to masturbate for months, so maybe he was losing his technique, or was it... damnit, Solaris!

“It’s no use.” The human dropped his tired hands to his sides. “I’m not allowed to cum until you cum. It’s the same spell Solaris cast when I entertained the zebra ambassador last week.” Henry licked his lips to think of it. Ooh, that handsome face, those elegant stripes, and what a flank! Bringing off that splendid hunk of horseflesh had been no chore at all!

“Why, that’s nothing but sexual extortion!” Dusk Shine erupted with sudden anger. “Sun Dadd—Prince Solaris has gone too far this time!” He tossed his bowl of porridge out the window and called out to the library outside his bedroom. “Barb, take a letter! A very stern letter!”

There was a tentative knock of a dragon claw against the bedroom door. “A—are you guys done in there?”

“Oh, geeze. Just a minute, Barb!” Dusk Shine turned back to the hung, dribbling human. “Henry, I’m sorry, but you must... somehow... get that back in your pants. I’m not sure if Barb is sexually mature in this universe.”

Henry reluctantly pulled up his tight briefs and wrestled his erection into his trousers. “Dusk, c’mon!” he protested as he worked the fly closed. “Just let me give you a quick blowy, and we’ll get this whole thing over with.”

“I said no, Henry!” Dusk quickly hoofed Henry’s empty cage back to him and sprayed an air freshener about his bedroom to mask the potent musk of human dong.

“What’s wrong, you don’t want me kissing your big nerd cock? Teasing your balls, fingering your gorgeous plot while you cum in my mouth?”

Dusk’s lavender cockhead slipped shyly from its sheath even as he blushed and stuttered. “O-of course I do! I mean... no... yes... erm... it’s the principle of the thing! Solaris has denied your sexual autonomy, and he needs to recognize that what he’s done is wrong!”

“But that’s what makes it so fun!” Henry stroked Dusk’s soft chest floof, letting his hand drop ever so slowly downwards along the barrel... “Come on, take advantage of me, just this once?”

“For pony’s sake, Henry, this isn’t funny!” Dusk stepped backwards angrily, breaking the caress. “You’re under duress! If you’re serious about fu—making love, we can talk once Solaris undoes this evil spell of his. I’d even be willing to set up a consensual nonconsent scene, but we have to plan it ahead of time!”

With a shimmer of his magic, Dusk reached into one of his many bookshelves and pulled out a large selection of tourist’s brochures, which he pushed into Henry’s arms. “Now, please, spend the day in Ponyville. Try to relax and enjoy yourself. It would be my pleasure if you’d join me for tea at Elusive’s boutique this afternoon. I’m certain I’ll have heard back from the prince by then.”

Henry showed a bratty pout that he used only when he was very very angry. Solaris had beheld that pout when he’d refused to let Henry tongue his sloppy ponut during the Summer Sun Celebration, and now Dusk Shine felt its full force! Oh, the dreadful punishments that pout had earned Henry from his Sun Daddy... but Dusk didn’t even seem to notice! He simply shooed the human out of his room with his magic and hurriedly shut the door.

“Barb, I’ll be out in a minute,” he promised from the other side. “Draw me a bath. A very cold bath!”

Henry fumed, his throbbing cock thrust away from the one pony who could give it satisfaction. He angrily tossed the tourist brochures to the ground, the papers fluttering all around through the air of the library. The only Ponyville tourist activity Henry was interested in was a guided tour of Dusk Shine’s fat lavender pecker, backed up balls, and uptight ponut! “Try to relax?” With this permaboner that could only find relief in the holes of a hopeless nerd? Arrrgh!

Barb rushed in and started snatching the scattered papers from the air. “Did you ‘take care of him?’” the petite dragon asked hopefully.

“No such luck, bud,” Henry sighed. He stooped and helped Barb clean up his mess, shaking his head. “I’ll keep at it, though.”

“Thanks, Henry, that stallion really needs a good fuck. I’m totally an adult and I’d bang him myself, but this isn’t that kind of story.”

As they worked together to gather and stack the brochures Henry had flung away in his fit of anger, the human explained his mission to the excited dragoness. He cursed himself to think that this would be easy! Why had he been so cocky and cocksure in his cockamamie promises to Solaris?

Having failed with his usual approach, Henry despaired of ever getting that prudish unicorn to recognize his friends for the thirsty sluts they were... or even getting far enough with him to break the spell Solaris had cast upon his own dick! On Earth, Henry had been known as quite the heartbreaker, yet this was a greater challenge than any of his two legged conquests!

Henry sighed and looked down at Barb, pinning all his hopes upon his old Canterlot friend. “You know Dusk better than anypony, Barb. What can I do to get his harem started?”

“I wish I knew,” Barb stated sadly. “Dusk is so protective of his friends that I doubt he even knows they want him sexually.”

“That’s it!” Henry cackled wildly, rubbing his palms together with evil glee. “If Dusk won’t have sex with me, I’ll just make him jealous, by seducing all five of his cute little friends!”

“Now you’re talking!” Barb enthused. “I’ll be sure to thumbs-up and comment to encourage you on your journey!” She gave the human a big thumbs up. “I love hot stallion on stallion action!” she commented.

“Thanks, Barb, I really appreciate your support.” Henry shared a fist bump with Barb and headed out of the Golden Oaks Library to begin his pony pounding quest, shaking his head as he did. “Thumbs-up?” “Comments?” He did love that silly reptile, but where did she get these weird ideas?