A Herd for a Nerd

by Pillowfight

Rating: mature
Tags: Profanity, Princess Celestia, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Original Character, Porn, Comedy
Length: 35334

Dusk Shine doesn't even realize that the stallions of Ponyville want to get him into bed. Good thing Solaris' human boyfriend has been sent to sort things out...

Prince Solaris is pleased to hear that his student Dusk Shine is settling in to his new home of Ponyville. Why, he's already got five handsome stallions desperate to jump into bed with him! Sadly, Dusk is a total nerd, oblivious to even the most obvious seduction attempts.

Who can Solaris send to Ponyville to convince Dusk that stallion butts are magic? None other than his own devoted human lover, of course! Henry knows exactly how to please a stallion, and he's happy to teach Dusk Shine about all the fun he's been missing out on. But even with his friends presenting right in front of him, will this cute unicorn geek have what it takes to stud up and satisfy his new herd?

This comedy clop tale is ✨INCREDIBLY GAY✨, with many R63 stallions and a male human doing horny things to each other. Things like rimming, frottage, chastity, bondage, musk, genderplay, tender kissing, and lots and lots of blowjobs and butt sex. There will also be occasional references to heterosexual fun. A happy, romantic ending is guaranteed for everycreature, so read forward without fear!

The cover art is is taken from derpi #2494588 (very NSFW) by gaiki.

Published 2023-06-02 22:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-06-13 21:11:03 UTC

1. The pillar of Equestria

Late at night, with his court dismissed, Prince Solaris could sit back in his throne and relax as he read the first official friendship report from his student Dusk Shine. He could tell he’d made the right decision in sending the brilliant yet awkward young stallion to Ponyville. Giving him hooves-on experience with the magic of friendship was surely the best way to develop those stunted social skills.

The very silliness of the problem he’d gotten himself into showed that Dusk was learning not to take life too seriously. Some nonsense about tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala... as if Solaris didn’t always have more tickets available for fine, upstanding stallions like those new friends of his. They’d make that stuffy old Gala a night to remember!

Solaris reached for the plate at his side, piled high with the sugary treat he’d been craving all day. Yes, this lovely evening brought together all of the prince’s favourite things: a cup of fragrant tea, something to read, a mind blistering blowjob from his human cockservant, and best of all, a huge slab of chocolate cake, all for him.

“Glmph... glrg... glaaagh!” came the strained voice from the alicorn’s crotch as Henry hungrily went down on the thick princehood before him, kneeling at the foot of the throne and eager for a late night snack of his own. The nearly divine alicorn meat glistened in the romantic candlelight of the empty throne room, in those few moments the shaft was not completely buried down Henry’s throat.

Solaris gently tousled his human partner’s hair with a hoof. “You’re doing a wonderful job, my dear,” he assured the human. “I can feel the stress of the day simply draining away.” He took another bite of cake and chewed thoughtfully... what utter bliss! It was good to be the Prince!

In truth, Solaris had eaten perhaps a little too much cake over the thousand lonely years of his brother’s exile. His firm barrel and muscular legs were still the envy of all his male subjects, but his plot had filled out dramatically over the past century. A regimen of five hundred squats each morning had only served to make the royal bum more prominent and more commented upon, in ever more lascivious terms. He’d secretly begun discussions with artisans about the construction of a new throne: one with more room for his newly expansive booty, and with a comfortable spot at its base for the human who spent so much of his time on his knees before him.

“Glmph... glarg... gluck...”

Henry’s eagerness to serve was truly astounding, Solaris mused. In times of old, the prince had employed an entire squad of Royal Guards to keep his shaft spitslick and satisfied. Stallwart stallions would train for years in the peculiarities of his left testicle or the large cumpipe that ran his length. Now such dedicated guards were needed only for ceremonial reasons, to bring Solaris to his first climax of the day as he raised the sun. The rest of the time, they carried out the usual duties of a soldier... while Henry happily buried the Prince’s eternal horsecock first in one hole, then the other!

Yet sometimes deep in his heart the prince wished that Henry would pay a little more attention to him, a little less to the spire of fuckmeat he worshipped day and night. Wasn’t Solaris more than a huge, godlike horse penis? Didn’t he have a heart, feelings, dreams? Didn’t even a prince deserve... love?

Suddenly in a green flash of smoke a second scroll appeared, dropping to the ground near Henry’s twitching legs. Solaris picked up the scroll and unrolled it with dismay, noting that Dusk Shine’s wax seal had been the one to close it.

“Oh, my, a second friendship report, so soon? I hope nothing has gone wrong in Ponyville. Ah, yes, Henry, just like that.”

“Mrrmph?” The human’s voice was muffled, utterly overpowered by the vast tube of horsecock that tickled his stomach.

“Of course I’ll read it to you,” Solaris assured his lover. “What are friends for? Ahem...”

Dear Prince Solaris,

I’m sorry to disturb you so late, but I need some advice, and I can’t stand the thought of this showing up in the official friendship archives. My new friends are acting really weird. I know they mean well, but it’s just too much! Applejack and Bubble Berry bring me breakfast in bed every day, wearing the silliest outfits! And speaking of outfits, Elusive made me a really feminine business suit to wear when I work at the library. I was shocked!

“Hrm...” Solaris sipped his evening tea and allowed himself a few naughty thoughts. “I’ll have to ask Elusive for the pattern,” he mused. “Raven’s wardrobe could use an update. Anyways, to continue...”

I gave my opinion that the suit was inappropriate garb for a stallion, and he started crying, so I’ve agreed to wear it to our private teatimes. I hate to hurt my friend’s feelings, but I can’t be seen dressed like a mare in public! Just imagine the shame I’d bring to my family, and to you, my royal mentor!

“Ooh, yeah, bring that shame, you hot little femcolt...” Solaris moaned and his hind legs quivered in excitement as Henry reached two fingers between the royal seat cushion and the cushiony royal seat, toying with the throbbing ponut he found there. “Drench my muzzle with thick ropes of shame... where was I? Oh, yes.”

Meanwhile, Rainbow Blitz keeps challenging me to races and saying he’ll do “anything” if I win — but he always wins, and when I ask what he wants, he says forget it! And Butterscotch, wow... I thought I was clumsy, but he keeps getting stuck in things! Just this week I’ve had to rescue him from fences, hollow tree stumps, a gopher hole, a washing machine, a weird swing with built in hoofcuffs, even the door to his own cottage!

What should I do, my Prince? All of this odd behaviour seems related, somehow. Is there anything about this in your old history books? Please write back, before my friends drive me crazy!

With kind regards,
your faithful student,
Dusk Shine.

For a moment Solaris considered vaporizing the letter in a blast of ash to protect his former student’s privacy, but then changed his mind and set it aside to be filed in the “private archives” within his nightstand. “Well, well,” he chuckled. “What do you think of this, eh, Henry?”

“Glagg... rrmgrgl...”

Again Solaris gently patted his lover’s head and sighed. “I send that uptight student of mine to Ponyville to get laid, but his balls only grow bluer by the day! He’s made five friends who desperately want to bed him, yet seems oblivious to their advances. What will it take?”

“Glmph, glrrg...”

“You are wise indeed, my little human... oh, you actually wanted to say something? Go ahead.”

Henry placed both of his sinfully delightful hands on the throne and levered himself off of his throat clogging payload. Sloppy sounds of suction erupted from within him as he slowly slid his straining jaw upwards, his throat reluctantly giving way to reveal a pillar of meat worthy of the Manehattan skyline. A cock both thick and firm, wrapped with veins that the royal geographers had named and mapped like mighty rivers. A member to be wielded upon the rulers of neighbouring kingdoms as diplomacy dictated, serving as both punishment and reward. Royal Guards swore loyalty to this mammoth member, aristocrats kissed it to prove their allegiance, and commoners fantasized about it even as they climaxed underneath their loving husbands... who were also fantasizing about it. Solaris’ cock was Equestria, and thanks to Henry the human, Equestria had never been more prosperous.

At last the expansive flare of Solaris’ princehood erupted from Henry’s mouth with a shower of fluids. The human gasped for breath, bringing yet more of Solaris’ potent musk into his already overwhelmed lungs. “Yes?” the curious prince prompted him. “Speak up, my dear.”

“M-maybe Dusk Shine just doesn’t like cock?” Henry croaked out.

“What nonsense, Henry! Everypony likes cock.” To prove the point, Solaris playfully slapped the human’s face with his girder of vascular equine flesh, sending human spit and royal precum arcing across the throne room. “Why, even your ruler enjoys fellating his subjects on occasion!”

“But on Earth, some people—”

The Sun Prince sighed indulgently. “I love to hear tales of your home dimension, Henry, but not when your attentions have me on the verge. Seat the royal prick, please.”

“At once, my Prince.”

With the skill that came from years of experience, Henry plunged his jaw back down onto the thick, throbbing shaft of his demanding ruler. Already slick from hours of teasing and litres of leaked precum, the majestic pony penis slid easily down the human’s throat. Henry’s hands reached out and teased a princely set of balls, gently tickling and squeezing. The human briefly gagged as Solaris’ medial ring plunged into his throat, and he strained to encompass the thick flesh of the royal sheath, but in seconds he had completed his journey to the full. His lips joined his fingers to caress the very nuts that had birthed the modern nation of Equestria, and he began the task of extracting the delicious pony sperm he ate for every meal.

Due to his large body size compared to ponykind and a lifelong lust for huge dicks, Henry was one of the few beings in Equestria capable of fully holstering Solaris’ astronomical stallionhood. His own member, though quite impressive for his species, was considered “small” and “cute” in the magical realm he’d found himself living in... yet there was nothing Solaris enjoyed more than pampering something small and cute!

With Henry at the stick, bobbing his throat skilfully up and down on Solaris’ turgid endowment, the inevitable climax was not far behind. Equestria’s ruler pawed his hooves helplessly in the air as his horsey pleasure peaked. “Oh, Henry, you’re too good, it’s too much... my royal blessing be upon you!”

“Glmmmph!” was the startled sound that came from the human as he felt the alicorn’s shaft throb within his humid throat and erupt with a nigh unmanageable flood of seed. The ruler’s tenth orgasm of the day had arrived much quicker than usual. Perhaps Solaris got more enjoyment than was strictly proper, thinking of his shy student made into a cum dripping mess by the power of friendship!

Henry himself was far from unmoved by this creamy development! His own cock throbbed and strained and leaked in its metal chastity cage, aching to be let out and given its freedom to romp and play alongside its royal friend. Sadly, such was not to be, as the ancient laws of Equestria had spoken. They demanded that all commoners’ dicks stay restrained within the throne room, lest they outshine — in number if not in size — the worshipful dongs of the two Diarchs. Yet Solaris was no cruel master, set on denial. In the sanctity of the royal fuckchambers he regularly unlocked Henry’s cage and lovingly indulged the treat within, in every way known to Equestria or Earth.

In fact, even as he spewed a fire hose of equine nut down Henry’s throat, Solaris thought that his coming bedtime would be the perfect time to unsnap the flap of his royal pyjamas, thrust his rump at his servant and demand a hearty spunk injection of his own! It had been many days since Solaris had indulged himself in this way, and the alicorn’s majestic ponut twitched at the thought of a pending pounding. Twas not improper to bottom for such a devoted subject, no matter what his old fashioned brother claimed...

His stomach completely full of alicorn cum, Henry cupped his Prince’s mighty cockhead in his palms and smeared his face all over the spouting vessel, accepting the last few litres of Solaris’ sacred sperm as a splattered sacrament. From beneath a messy coating of spunk that obscured his features he tenderly nuzzled and loved the regal flare, Prench kissing the huge cumslit and probing its deepest secrets with his tongue as the river of masculine seed slowly diminished to a stream and then to a drizzle.

Solaris sighed contentedly and leaned back in his throne as his satisfied slab began to shrink and sheathe. Henry was the most devoted cockservant he’d had in centuries, and he was oh so cute as well... why couldn’t Solaris bring himself to ask for more? Royal precedent be damned! The emotions he felt for this strange creature were perfectly natural! Even a clueless egghead like Dusk Shine would find something awakening inside him if he once felt the touch of those talented hands, or saw those playful lips part just for him...

Solaris sat upright from his slouch as sudden inspiration struck. “Ah! There’s that post nut clarity!” he declared. “I have the answer — I’ll send you to Ponyville!”

Henry was so surprised that he coughed up untold mouthfuls of alicorn protein and only with difficulty swallowed once again the precious gift. “Me?” he gasped out. “But—”

“Tch! The only ‘butts’ I want to hear are yours and Dusk’s, groaning with weight as your puckers stretch around each others’ cocks... fuck, that’s hot... As of this instant, you are my student’s personal ball drainer. I want you to do whatever it takes to help him relax.”

Henry nodded with assent. This was hardly the first time Solaris had lent him out to another, though the prince most often preferred to sit nearby and watch the human’s naughty performances while magically cranking his alicorn hog. “I hear and obey, your Royal Hungness,” Henry murmured, with a final goodbye kiss to the regal sheath.

“And get those friends of his in on the action! I have big plans for Dusk Shine. The next time I visit Ponyville, I wish to see a happy friendship harem with him at the centre. Stay as long as it takes to set it up.”

Henry stood from the plush pillow that protected his knees, only to bow again, sperm dripping from his kind face and sculpted chest. “Certainly. I’ll take the night train and arrive at Ponyville in the morning.”

Solaris nodded firmly and his horn lit up as he cast a familiar magical regimen. “I’ll just give you the usual spells so you won’t explode when Dusk rams you full of horse cock... Oh, by the way, you’ll need to deal with this newfangled ‘consent’ thing.”

“O-of course I’ll respect Dusk’s consent, my prince.” Henry sounded quite injured.

Solaris waved a hoof. “Respect won’t be enough. Dusk is always saying that ‘consent is sexy.’ In fact, I don’t think he finds anything else sexy. You’d better start off with a nice, sloppy consentjob. I’m counting on you, Henry!”

Henry boldly climbed up onto Solaris’ very throne and wrapped his strong arms around his prince’s barrel. Oh, how the courtiers would have cried out at such a violation of protocol! But Solaris merely quivered to feel the closeness of a body as large as his own. Henry lowered his cum covered lips to the Prince’s and delivered a firm, tender kiss that shook the ruler of Equestria from his flowing mane to his golden horseshoes.

“I won’t let you down, Solaris,” Henry pledged. “I’ll claim Dusk’s virginity by the time you lower the sun... and I’ll expect an appropriate reward when I return to my lover’s embrace.” He carefully climbed down from the throne and confidently strutted out of the throne room, towards the Canterlot train station.

Solaris ogled the firm plot of the departing human, shaken by this declaration from his sometimes submissive. Embers of his heart that had long lay dormant began to glow again, albeit haltingly. Could it really be true? Did Henry know of Solaris’ forbidden feelings for him? And need those feelings stay forbidden? With Artemis at last returned to share the duties of rule, could Solaris dare to make time for love?

Gleaming Shield, the Captain of the Royal Guard, trotted in to the throne room as Henry left, holding a tempting silver platter. “More cake, my prince?” she asked with great cheer.

“Oh, thank you.” Cake and sex had always let Solaris hide his true feelings, even from himself. The hungry ruler hovered the entire cake off of its platter and began to distract his lovesick heart with furious munching. His dietitian would have complained bitterly, but after firing off one of the biggest cumshots in Equestrian history, Solaris deserved to indulge a bit! So what if it led to a little more bulk in the aptly named “cake” that jiggled and bounced from the royal hindquarters!

After he had devoured half of the cake, Solaris sighed with satisfaction and brushed the frosting from his messy lips. “Ahh... I have good news, Captain. You can stop worrying about your brother’s sex life. I’ve sent Henry to Ponyville to tend to him personally.” The Sun Prince smiled warmly. “Yes, Dusk’s balls are in excellent hands... or they will be, soon enough.”

Gleaming bowed deep, making sure to hover her empty platter beneath the shower of cake crumbs. “You do my family a great honour, your highness.”

“This begs the question of Henry’s suck-cessor. Fortunately, the royal shaft will not stay untended for long. There is one in Canterlot I have lusted after for years.” The prince hovered a folder over to the Captain of his Royal Guard. “Bring her to me, Captain.”

Gleaming raised an eyebrow with bemusement. “Her, your highness?”

Solaris whinnied with indignation at his underling’s saucy implication. “I’ve taken mares before, you know. Oh, and how this mare inflames my desire! A perfect body, a throat fit for royalty and the most succulent little mouth.”

Gleaming Shield chuckled as she opened the folder. “You seem quite smitten with—erm, Prince, this is a picture of me.”

“And I thank you for your prompt attendance.” Solaris gestured to the pillow at the foot of his throne, still warm from the human’s hourslong service. “To your knees, my splendid Captain. Even now I feel a stirring.”

“Y-yes, your highness.” Dusk Shine’s sister knelt before her prince’s throne and began to swab the swelling cockshaft with her tongue, not knowing when she would be permitted to take her leave... or whether she would want to when it happened.

2. A stick up the ass

Henry stretched his arms as he walked off of the train and breathed in the fresh air of Ponyville, quite a welcome change from the bustle of Canterlot. The stillness of the early morning was music to his ears. As he looked around, he thought that this quiet, peaceful town would be the perfect place for a guy to visit on a romantic getaway with his alicorn husband... oh, but what was the use of dreaming?

Deep in his heart Henry knew it could never happen, for Solaris thought of him as nothing but a very talented fleshlight. Tears came to Henry’s eyes as he walked past antique shops, bakeries and parks full of benches for two: all the nooks and crannies of a small town that he longed to explore with his lover. Henry had always dreamed of being swept off his feet by a charming prince, and now he lived a magical life that was so close, yet oh so far.

After he carried out his royal orders and seduced Dusk Shine, he might finally have the courage to confess his feelings for the tall, handsome alicorn that filled his dreams, much to Artemis’ dismay. Henry held on to this hope, desperately, despite so many hopes that had been crushed in the past. Why did he find sex so easy, yet love so difficult?

Henry found it a short walk from the train station to the Golden Oaks Library, the home of Ponyville’s newest residents. The posted opening hour had yet to arrive, and although the front door was unlocked, neither Dusk Shine nor his assistant Barb were anywhere to be found within. Henry passed through the shelves of books, leapt up a flight of wooden stairs, and sniffed a few closed doors for the raunch of raw stallion musk and wackoff juice. Confident in his answer, he firmly knocked on what was surely Dusk Shine’s bedroom. Surely enough, the young unicorn stallion who was the destination of Henry’s quest promptly opened the door, half distracted by his own thoughts.

“What is it, Barb—oh, hi, Henry!”

“Hi there, Duskie,” Henry teased, using the diminutive nickname he’d bestowed on the unicorn when he’d first met him as Solaris’ student, all those years ago.

“It’s g-good to see you! Gee, you came all the way from Canterlot just to see me?”

“Oh, I was just passing through Ponyville.” Henry smiled casually and brushed a hand against Dusk’s cheek. “How could I pass up the chance to say good morning to the cutest stallion in Equestria?”

“I-I’m sure if you took a proper scientific survey you’d find somepony cuter than me...” Prince Solaris brightened Equestria by raising the sun each day, and Artemis had returned to do the same with the moon, but at that compliment, Dusk Shine could have illuminated the land with nothing more than the force of his blush!

“Nonsense,” Henry objected cheerfully. “Just look at this adorable muzzle, those deep eyes, that strong chin. You’re all grown up now, living on your own, just you and Barb... I could eat you up!”

“E-eat me up?” Dusk squeaked. “I hope that’s not why you’re here!” In truth, the young unicorn had been nursing quite the crush on his mentor’s longtime lover. Solaris did his best to shield his amorous activities from his impressionable student, but the budding genius knew very well what this human was to the alicorn Dusk idolized. Those saucy glances in the halls... the cries of passion that echoed through the palace at night... Henry’s mysterious disappearances beneath the table during grand banquets... nopony could drop that many forks!

For his part, Henry had always seen Solaris’ prized pupil as hardly more than a colt, of little interest to a man accustomed to powerful and experienced partners. Now that he’d moved out of the palace, though, Henry could observe that the shy little nerd had grown into an attractive stallion indeed! The horny human couldn’t wait for this young stud to make him his “mare!” Or maybe Dusk swung the other way... if so, his cute plot should prepare to receive a thick and meaty visitor from the human world!

“Actually, I need your help,” Henry admitted. “It’s kind of embarrassing.” He pulled down his trousers and his briefs, and Dusk Shine gasped as the human’s metal-encaged penis was exposed to him. “Can you take my cage off?”

“Gosh!” Dusk’s eyes widened as he recognized well this medieval tool of torture. “I didn’t expect to see an enforcer of the Penile Protocols here in Ponyville!” Just such a cage had pinched Dusk’s own sheath whenever he knelt in Solaris’ throne room and delivered some report on his magical research. Though he favoured the modernization of Equestria’s ancient traditions, Dusk Shine was ironically grateful for that archaic law — it stopped him from popping embarrassing erections before his godly stud of a Prince!

“It’s my fault, really,” Henry admitted. “I left in a rush last night, and Solaris forgot to take off my cage before I left the throne room. Now, well... I’ve been stuck with it.”

“Y-you were in the throne room at night?” Dusk Shine could only think of one thing Henry and Solaris might have been doing in there... two things... three things, and all of them were very naughty! Gosh!

“You know how it is, Dusk... royal duties, endless paperwork.” Henry frowned sadly. “The prince likes me to keep him company while he manages those tedious matters of rule. It’s OK, nopony saw us... although I passed your sister on my way out.”

Dusk Shine gulped at the mention of his sister. The young unicorn’s mind was suddenly crowded with nasty thoughts of huge pony cocks, dripping with Gleaming Shield’s gleaming spit, spraying thick, smelly loads all over their shared bedroom back in Canterlot. Dusk had fled that bedroom as soon as he could, to live and study with Solaris... only to have his sister follow him to the castle, as Captain of the Royal Guard!

Embarrassingly to her brother, Gleaming Shield was known as not only a fearless defender of Equestria but as the most skilled cocksucker in all the land. Dusk had even heard royal rumours about a marriage to be arranged between his BSBFF and Prince Bolero, a handsome yet tragical alicorn cursed with a permanent erection. Gleaming Shield’s magical holes seemed to be the only ones capable of draining that boner enough to grant poor Bolero even a moment of relief!

Urrrgh, it wasn’t fair! Why was Gleaming so good at downing stallion dongs, and why would none of those hot stallions spare even a glance for her little brother? Dusk Shine knew he could heal the noble Bolero... if not with his throat, then with his pert, puckered boy-ponut! Shouldn’t he at least be allowed to try?

“Hrm, thinking naughty thoughts about big sister?” Henry teased. “I can’t say I blame you, with that dumptruck of hers. Why, if she wasn’t a mare, I’d tap that myself...”

“Th-that’s enough of that, Henry!” Dusk Shine sputtered. “Never mind my sister’s huge ass, or my shameful fascination with it — let’s focus on removing your cage!”

“You can do it, right?” Henry asked, somewhat worried. Without the use of the not-so-secret weapon between his legs, his mission to seduce Dusk was doomed. This little slipup could spell the end to his Ponyville trip, right here and now!

“Without a doubt. There’s no spell on the cage, it’s a simple ceremonial lock.” Dusk formed his magic into a lock pick and twisted it back and forth in the cage. “Honestly, Prince Solaris would forget to raise the sun if it—eep! Sorry, I t-touched you!”

“Mmm, I don’t mind...” Henry stroked Dusk’s cheek again. “What if you touched it again, a little slower? Aren’t you curious?”

“Only from a scientific standpoint!” insisted Dusk, frantically working his magic to end the embarrassing situation. At last the cage snapped open, and Dusk guided the cruel metal off of Henry’s already swollen member.

The human’s relieved cock couldn’t help but dribble a thick string of precum from its thick, rounded head as it bounded forth, dangling and swinging the tempting treat like a pendulum before the young unicorn’s face. “Oh, my gosh!” Dusk breathed. “‘Journal of Exotic Sexual Anatomy, Volume 177!’ The rumours are true!”

Now it was Henry who showed a mighty blush. Upon his mysterious arrival in Equestria he’d been thoroughly examined by Equestria’s finest scientists — including a dozen stallions who boasted the wettest mouths and the hungriest ponuts! Earth ponies, pegasi, unicorns... Henry had claimed them all, pounding every plot and deepthroating every cock presented to him without prejudice. He knew he should have tried to show a more dignified side of humanity, but he couldn’t help it — these little ponies were so cute, so horny, so deliciously hung!

And too bad for Henry that the female scientists hadn’t been content to rub themselves and enjoy the show... those naughty mares had been taking notes and drawing diagrams even as Henry wrung every drop of stud sauce from their stallion colleagues! The whole embarrassing experience had been published in a medical journal, the secrets of human sexuality laid bare beneath the thinnest cover of scientific objectivity. Henry had hoped the tome would discreetly gather dust on some forgotten library shelf, but Dusk Shine, that utter nerd, had read every page!

The stallion who now stood before Henry knew everything about him, his every quirk and kink! The human would be powerless to stop the adorable unicorn from pushing all of his sexual buttons and utterly demolishing him! And yet... why not? Wasn’t this exactly why Henry had been sent to Ponyville? It wasn’t every day a guy got to play with a sweet and considerate partner like Dusk Shine! Those scientists had been so stuffy, and even Sunbutt could be a bit too much, with his insistence on royal protocol. Henry worked so hard every day to please his Prince, didn’t he deserve a roll in the hay with a young and adventurous stallion?

Dusk dropped Henry’s cage to clink onto his bedroom floor with a note of disgust. “If I ruled Equestria, I’d abolish this barbaric practice!” He muttered. “M-maybe you should masturbate once, just to make sure everything’s all right down there.” Dusk suddenly blushed and waved his hooves frantically. “If it’s alright with you, I mean!”

“Oh, sure thing, Duskie...” Henry got a firm two-handed grip on his prong and began to stroke it. Strong fingers slid across veiny human meat, back and forth, oh so gently, right before Dusk’s eyes. “I know it’s no horsecock, but the Guards seem to like it. What do you think?”

“Well, it certainly seems, erm, healthy...”

Henry chuckled. From much experience, he knew that a little show went a long way towards breaking the ice with a new partner. “Now, the best way is get a good grip with both hands,” he explained, “and let your fingers tease the head on every stroke. Doesn’t that look like fun?” Henry freely allowed Dusk to imagine taking the place of his hands with his magic — or feeling these human digits firmly stroking his pony meat to an irresistible orgasm! His choice, honestly!

“Oh, gosh...” Dusk began to wonder how far he could go disguising his growing fascination as mere scientific curiosity. “Incredible! What a study opportunity! Of course I’ve seen you around the palace, but I’ve never seen you... up close, like this.”

Of course, Henry knew from the start what the inexperienced unicorn’s game was. “Mmm, sounds like we have a voyeur! Did a horny little stallion ever spy on Sun Daddy and his human lover? Peeking in on us in the royal fuckchambers?”

“Only once or—no, of course not! That would have been a terrible breach of trust!”

“Aww, that’s OK... I like having an audience. Now you just enjoy the show, and tell me where you want me to cum. Maybe all over my chest, or on your plot... or in your plot?” Henry sped his strokes, his fat balls tightening, his sensitive glans throbbing with each pleasurable touch.

Dusk Shine watched entranced at the twitches and shifts of the reddening human shaft. It was small, to be sure, but it would feel oh so big inside him! But then Dusk thought of his schedule for the day, so carefully planned with Barb: shopping, library work, a tea time with Elusive... He couldn’t just rip up those commitments, and have Barb pencil in an all day session of getting plowed by human dick! No, watching Henry masturbate would be a fun start to the day, and then Dusk Shine could get started with his real work, studying the magic of friendship.

Dusk’s lips nervously parted as he tried to encourage the human in a way that didn’t sound needy. “Please, Henry, just cum for me... just shoot that pearly fountain of human spunk all over my—I mean, into this beaker! For science, yes!” Dusk hurriedly hovered a half eaten bowl of porridge in front of the human’s huge, weeping cockhead.

“Is that your breakfast?” asked Henry, noting the spoon in the thick substance and the maple syrup drizzled atop it.

“I-it’s a science beaker!” Dusk insisted. “I’m not going to eat it after you leave!”

“Whatever you say, Duskie.” Henry clenched his teeth, taking in the sight of the eager young stallion before him, stroking quicker and quicker, searching for the cresting peaks of pleasure that Solaris was so good at bringing him. That muzzle would look so cute marked with Henry’s seed... it was enough to make him want to fill that “science beaker” to the brim!

What had gone wrong? He couldn’t seem to cum! Henry hadn’t actually had to masturbate for months, so maybe he was losing his technique, or was it... damnit, Solaris!

“It’s no use.” The human dropped his tired hands to his sides. “I’m not allowed to cum until you cum. It’s the same spell Solaris cast when I entertained the zebra ambassador last week.” Henry licked his lips to think of it. Ooh, that handsome face, those elegant stripes, and what a flank! Bringing off that splendid hunk of horseflesh had been no chore at all!

“Why, that’s nothing but sexual extortion!” Dusk Shine erupted with sudden anger. “Sun Dadd—Prince Solaris has gone too far this time!” He tossed his bowl of porridge out the window and called out to the library outside his bedroom. “Barb, take a letter! A very stern letter!”

There was a tentative knock of a dragon claw against the bedroom door. “A—are you guys done in there?”

“Oh, geeze. Just a minute, Barb!” Dusk Shine turned back to the hung, dribbling human. “Henry, I’m sorry, but you must... somehow... get that back in your pants. I’m not sure if Barb is sexually mature in this universe.”

Henry reluctantly pulled up his tight briefs and wrestled his erection into his trousers. “Dusk, c’mon!” he protested as he worked the fly closed. “Just let me give you a quick blowy, and we’ll get this whole thing over with.”

“I said no, Henry!” Dusk quickly hoofed Henry’s empty cage back to him and sprayed an air freshener about his bedroom to mask the potent musk of human dong.

“What’s wrong, you don’t want me kissing your big nerd cock? Teasing your balls, fingering your gorgeous plot while you cum in my mouth?”

Dusk’s lavender cockhead slipped shyly from its sheath even as he blushed and stuttered. “O-of course I do! I mean... no... yes... erm... it’s the principle of the thing! Solaris has denied your sexual autonomy, and he needs to recognize that what he’s done is wrong!”

“But that’s what makes it so fun!” Henry stroked Dusk’s soft chest floof, letting his hand drop ever so slowly downwards along the barrel... “Come on, take advantage of me, just this once?”

“For pony’s sake, Henry, this isn’t funny!” Dusk stepped backwards angrily, breaking the caress. “You’re under duress! If you’re serious about fu—making love, we can talk once Solaris undoes this evil spell of his. I’d even be willing to set up a consensual nonconsent scene, but we have to plan it ahead of time!”

With a shimmer of his magic, Dusk reached into one of his many bookshelves and pulled out a large selection of tourist’s brochures, which he pushed into Henry’s arms. “Now, please, spend the day in Ponyville. Try to relax and enjoy yourself. It would be my pleasure if you’d join me for tea at Elusive’s boutique this afternoon. I’m certain I’ll have heard back from the prince by then.”

Henry showed a bratty pout that he used only when he was very very angry. Solaris had beheld that pout when he’d refused to let Henry tongue his sloppy ponut during the Summer Sun Celebration, and now Dusk Shine felt its full force! Oh, the dreadful punishments that pout had earned Henry from his Sun Daddy... but Dusk didn’t even seem to notice! He simply shooed the human out of his room with his magic and hurriedly shut the door.

“Barb, I’ll be out in a minute,” he promised from the other side. “Draw me a bath. A very cold bath!”

Henry fumed, his throbbing cock thrust away from the one pony who could give it satisfaction. He angrily tossed the tourist brochures to the ground, the papers fluttering all around through the air of the library. The only Ponyville tourist activity Henry was interested in was a guided tour of Dusk Shine’s fat lavender pecker, backed up balls, and uptight ponut! “Try to relax?” With this permaboner that could only find relief in the holes of a hopeless nerd? Arrrgh!

Barb rushed in and started snatching the scattered papers from the air. “Did you ‘take care of him?’” the petite dragon asked hopefully.

“No such luck, bud,” Henry sighed. He stooped and helped Barb clean up his mess, shaking his head. “I’ll keep at it, though.”

“Thanks, Henry, that stallion really needs a good fuck. I’m totally an adult and I’d bang him myself, but this isn’t that kind of story.”

As they worked together to gather and stack the brochures Henry had flung away in his fit of anger, the human explained his mission to the excited dragoness. He cursed himself to think that this would be easy! Why had he been so cocky and cocksure in his cockamamie promises to Solaris?

Having failed with his usual approach, Henry despaired of ever getting that prudish unicorn to recognize his friends for the thirsty sluts they were... or even getting far enough with him to break the spell Solaris had cast upon his own dick! On Earth, Henry had been known as quite the heartbreaker, yet this was a greater challenge than any of his two legged conquests!

Henry sighed and looked down at Barb, pinning all his hopes upon his old Canterlot friend. “You know Dusk better than anypony, Barb. What can I do to get his harem started?”

“I wish I knew,” Barb stated sadly. “Dusk is so protective of his friends that I doubt he even knows they want him sexually.”

“That’s it!” Henry cackled wildly, rubbing his palms together with evil glee. “If Dusk won’t have sex with me, I’ll just make him jealous, by seducing all five of his cute little friends!”

“Now you’re talking!” Barb enthused. “I’ll be sure to thumbs-up and comment to encourage you on your journey!” She gave the human a big thumbs up. “I love hot stallion on stallion action!” she commented.

“Thanks, Barb, I really appreciate your support.” Henry shared a fist bump with Barb and headed out of the Golden Oaks Library to begin his pony pounding quest, shaking his head as he did. “Thumbs-up?” “Comments?” He did love that silly reptile, but where did she get these weird ideas?

3. Buried in a bubble butt

As he carefully closed the door to the Golden Oaks Library behind him, Henry could already smell the delicious scents of brewing coffee and baking pastries coming from his next destination. Sugarcube Corner was only a few blocks away, and it was a simple matter to follow his nose to the famous restaurant. A bell rang as Henry stepped into the cozy space, warmed by busy ovens and the love of those who worked there.

A bear of a stallion bustled behind the counter, preparing for the morning rush. His charming face topped a plump body layered with muscle and covered with plush blue fur, with powerful hooves that kneaded loaves of bread in no time. A well moussed mound of pink hair above his smiling muzzle added a tinge of fun loving playfulness to his brutally masculine build.

“You must be Bubble Berry.” Henry couldn’t help but smile as he introduced himself.

The stallion brushed floury hooves on his apron. “Oh, you flatterer! Why, I’m old enough to be Bubble Berry’s...”

“Daddy?”

The stallion blushed behind an involuntary smile. “I was going to say, his father.” He held out a hoof. “I’m Mr. Cake, Bubble’s boss.”

Henry shook the older stallion’s hoof, enjoying his firm touch. “Please to meet you, Mr. Cake. Solaris sent me to Ponyville to fix a few friendship problems. Can I talk to Bubble? It’s royal business.”

The burly earth pony gestured back towards the kitchen. “He’s just up the stairs. We have quite a time getting that colt out of bed in the mornings. Believe me, me and my wife have tried everything.”

Henry raised an eyebrow. You didn’t need to understand the Equestria hoofkerchief code to hear the kinky hint in Mr. Cake’s voice. But Henry knew that code very well, and the patterns stitched into the stallion’s apron sang to him. Mr. Cake was a bisexual top through and through, married to a mare who didn’t mind sharing!

A skinny, knockkneed tomboy of a mare trotted in from the kitchen, holding a tray of perfect croissants in her mouth. She set the tray on a counter and caught Henry’s eye. “Oh, it’s the human!” she cried out. “Prince Solaris’, erm, ‘friend.’”

“That’s right, ma’am, the name is Henry, and you must be the brains of the operation.” Henry lifted the slender mare’s hoof in both hands and kissed it gently.

“Ooh, what a charmer you are! Yes, I’m Mrs. Cake.”

Henry glanced at the powerful DILF both he and Mrs. Cake lusted after. “Let me congratulate you, Mrs. Cake,” he whispered with a wink. “You’re a very lucky mare.” In a relationship like this, it was important to acknowledge the wife’s priority. Henry was no homewrecker, after all! He only wanted to spice up the happy couple’s love life, by taking his place next to this hard working lady and offering himself up as an extra hole to be ploughed by her mighty husband!

“Oh, gosh...” The plain Mrs. Cake blushed, unused to such attention from anypony other than her devoted hubby. “Won’t you take a croissant?” she offered. “It’s on the house!”

“Thanks for the offer, girlfriend. I’d love to gobble these delicacies of yours all day long, but food from this dimension won’t fill me up at all. I have ‘special needs.’ Hopefully Bubble Berry will be able to help me out.”

“What could that possibly mean?” Henry heard Mr. Cake ask his wife as he climbed the stairs to Bubble Berry’s bedroom.

Indeed, one of the many scientific mysteries surrounding Henry’s arrival in Equestria was the strange effects of pony food on his unique body. Delicious as all those cupcakes and salads were, when it came to nutrition, it was as if the food didn’t exist for him. Henry could eat a dozen Equestrian donuts without feeling full, and after a few hours the donuts simply popped out the other end, unchewed and with not a sprinkle out of place. Solaris’ top scientists even believed the food would be OK to eat again, although nopony was brave enough to try.

Eating hard foods was an awful idea, and Henry had sworn off apples after a truly painful session on the toilet. The poor human might have starved to death if it hadn’t been for a most fortuitous discovery as he sluttily went down on the first stallion to succumb to his charms. It seemed the thick sludge those cute studs toted around in their nut sacks was not only digestible, but it contained all the nutrients a human needed to survive! So long as Henry took five or six loads down his throat each day, he’d be happy and healthy... and so would the stallions around him!

Variety in Henry’s diet was not a problem at all. After sampling hundreds of dongs, he’d learned that each stallion had his own unique, delicious taste, and he licked his lips to think of what sweet treat might pulse forth from Bubble Berry’s yummy pastry bag. All Henry had to do was suck a cute guy’s dick, and voila, free food and a smiling pony! Equestria — what a place!

As he reached the top of the wooden stairs, Henry heard his favourite sound of all: the squishy, slick slaps of an adorable stallion clopping his meaty cock like there was no tomorrow! He eagerly peeked through the doorway to Bubble Berry’s bedroom, which had been left strategically cracked open. Sure enough, the energetic young stallion was lying on his back on his bed, eyes closed and tongue hanging out as he passionately pumped his perfect pink party pony penis!

“Oh, Dusk Shine!” Bubble moaned. “I want to suck you so bad... and then you can put it in my butt! A-and maybe we could even kiss each other, if you want! Awww, why won’t you notice me? Even my mom says I’m handsome!” Tears of sadness rolled down Bubble’s chubby cheeks at the thought of his would-be lover, touching Henry’s heart. Masturbation should never be a sad affair!

As he polished his pony pole with one hoof, Bubble tenderly reached another beneath his oversized balls and into the depths of his butt crack, surely toying with his ponut. “I just wish you’d come in here, catch me clopping off, and turn me into your little cream puff! It doesn’t even have to be you, anypony would do... or even a human or somecreature weird like that... just please, save me from another lonely horny morning shift!”

Henry pushed open the creaking door to Bubble’s bedroom and leaned against the doorway. “Good morning, Bubble Berry~” he teased.

The pink pony’s eyes went wide and with a squeaking sound, his dick sprayed a blast of surprise precum. “Whoa!” he whispered. “The human guy! It’s like my fantasy came true!”

Henry put his hands on his hips playfully. “Now, Bubble, were you conveniently masturbating and explaining your backstory just as I walked in?~”

“If by ‘conveniently’ you mean ‘constantly,’ then yepperoony!”

“You can’t lay in bed clopping all day, ya horny little hottie. The Cakes need you downstairs in half an hour. Now, how’d you like to start your shift with empty balls and a nice achy plot?”

“Ooh, and a creampie, please, extra thick!”

“Hrm, I’m not sure if I can give you that, but I bet I can make you feel really good.” Henry cupped his hands on either side of Bubble Berry’s cockhead and gently bounced it back and forth, letting the soft, spongy flesh of the flare slap against the soft skin of his palms. The young earth pony whimpered with surprise at his first taste of the new pleasures a human could provide. Bubble loved trading hoofjobs with his friends, but hands were just what his ever horny dong had been missing!

“Oh, gosh...” the excitable stallion gurgled. “Ow, wow! That feels great, Henry!”

“Thanks for getting the big guy hard for me,” Henry teased with a broad smile. In truth, he preferred to personally coax any and all cute stallionhoods from their sheaths, but he had a lot of horsefucking planned for this beautiful day, and he had to work quickly!

“Oh, i-it’s no problem, I love helping,” Bubble whimpered, overcome by pleasurable sensations to the point where he could only wiggly his jiggly tushy into his mattress and enjoy the feeling. Despite his well known proclivities around town, this little pony perv was putty in Henry’s talented hands, as innocent and submissive as a blushing virgin!

“What a handsome cock, and such big, masculine balls. Now, let me see what I’m working with down below—woops!” Henry’s probing finger touched a squishy silicone ball that poked its tip out of Bubble Berry’s overstuffed butthole. He dropped to his knees and spread those doughy flanks to get a better look. Within that musky, magical valley a cartoonish sight could be seen: a cherry red pull ring moulded around a bump of pastel silicone with a familiar, nearly cylindrical form. “Are these anal beads... shaped like cupcakes?”

Bubble Berry nodded frantically. “Custom made!”

Henry stuck his thumb through the ring, then crawled up Bubble’s small, ultra thicc body and gently kissed his lips with every tug of a king sized bead out of his plot. “Well, aren’t you the *muah* most creative... *muah* sweetest *muah* handsomest stallion I’ve ever seen? *muah* *muah* Geeze, there’s a lot of *muah* beads in here, *muah* Bubble.”

“A baker’s—ooh!—dozen!” Bubble Berry moaned into Henry’s kisses until the thirteenth bead abruptly unplugged his stretchy plothole, letting loose a rush of air that sounded like a comedy whistle. Both pony and human laughed at the silly fart joke.

“Mmh, even when you’re sexy, you’re silly and funny. Oh, this is one Bubble I can’t wait to blow!”

“T-that’s nice to hear, Henry, but...” the earth pony squeezed the flab that padded his barrel. “I wish I looked like Applejack. Maybe then Duskie would notice me.”

“No, ssh, sweetie. Your body’s so cute and cuddly, Dusk doesn’t know what he’s missing.” Henry held that stiff pink pony prick firmly in both hands and began to swirl his tongue around the tasty flare, making Bubble squeal. “I’m going to deepthroat you now, and I want you to know that I only do this for stallions who are attractive and worthy of love.” Of course, that described every stallion in Equestria, as far as Henry was concerned!

Henry kept contact with Bubble Berry’s widening eyes as he bobbed his head deeper and deeper on the superb stallion shaft. The broad pink flare squeezed past his uvula and into his throat with a slight hitch, but never a gag. The hungry human kept both hands on his lover’s meaty thighs, pushing that horsecock further and further down his throat, practising the breathing exercises he’d learned on Earth when pleasuring his very biggest boyfriends. None of those sensitive, well hung guys could measure up to even an average Equestrian stallion, but Henry remained thankful for all those nights of love and passion... if nothing else, they’d been great practice!

After years of going down on human and pony boys alike, swallowing Bubble Berry’s medial ring was no challenge at all. Henry just peeled back his lips to accommodate the extra width and kept moving, slowly but surely, his eyes watering until he’d hilted the astonished pony deep within his throat.

“Golly! Even Butterscotch never took it all the way!” Bubble Berry had woken up in a lonely bed, and now he was receiving a royal treatment indeed! Henry looked into Bubble’s eyes as he went down on the earth pony’s sturdy prick, his tongue tracing every bulging vein, finding his breath in brief snorts between the deepthroats. All the while Henry gently squeezed those big pink balls, feeling the warmth and the delightful shifting as more and more sperm filled them to bursting, eager to breed a human throat.

But Henry wasn’t ready for his breakfast just yet! Just as Bubble Berry felt the pleasure begin to mount, Henry slid off of his young stallionhood and gripped the equine erection firmly in both hands, paying no respect to Bubble’s high pitched whimpers and frantically kicking legs.

“P-please, Henry! Stop being such a meanie pants! I’ll let you do anything you want, you can even put it in me, just please, let me cum!”

Henry spoke with a serious voice even as he gently teased the big pink cock before him. “Now, now, Bubble Berry. Before we go any further, I want to make sure that I’m making love to a handsome, desirable stallion. I hate screwing guys who have low self esteem. Please, go on and say something nice about your body.”

“I... I...” Bubble Berry looked down again at the cake gut he’d always been ashamed of, but then his eyes were drawn further, to his proud prick and the slippery human hands skilfully pumping it up and down. “I’m a handsome, desirable stallion!” he squeaked. The human’s devotion to his body had gotten him so worked up that he’d started to believe it himself.

“I can’t hear you~” Henry teased, stroking a finger down the seam of Bubble Berry’s bulging ball sack.

“I’m a handsome, desirable stallion, with a beautiful dick!” Bubble confessed. “I love making my friends feel good, and I deserve to feel good, too!”

“There we are~” Henry smiled, moving that teasing finger downwards and running it around the party pony’s wet and slippery butt hole. “Oh, we’re going to have some fun, just you and me. Now, are you sure you want to bottom today?” he asked kindly. “I’m happy to go either way for a cute guy like you.”

“Yes, please!” Bubble requested shyly. “I want a big human cock, right up my naughty rear end!”

“Just as I thought,” Henry chuckled. He knew a horny butt slut when he saw one... and these days it seemed he was seeing them everywhere! “Well, then, I’ll just gobble up this backside of yours, and then we can fill it up with something even tastier than a cupcake.”

“G-gobble? Oh my gosh!”

Henry knelt down at the foot of Bubble’s bed and buried his face between those phat cheeks, twirling his tongue about and savouring the sweet, nasty taste of a horny earth pony bum. Bubble Berry was so well lubed from stuffing himself full of beads that a little extra spit wouldn’t slicken him any more, but Henry couldn’t help himself. That pucker was so cute, winking frantically against his kisses like the coltpussy it was, sweetly sucking on his tongue as he plunged deeper inward. To leave this splendid ponut unpleasured would be a crime against clopfics!

“Please, eat my plot! N-never stop!” Bubble Berry moaned loudly and humped his ass desperately into Henry’s face, his cock flopping every which way and drizzling pulses of pungent pre all over his sheets as Henry’s tongue found and tweaked his most secret spots. The human definitely knew his way around a tangy ponut! Sometimes it seemed like he’d rimmed every stallion in the Royal Guard... like that time when Solaris gave him a commendation for rimming every stallion in the Royal Guard...

Once he’d thoroughly tasted Bubble Berry’s insides and once again teased him right to the brink, Henry lifted his face from between those glorious cheeks with a smile, and wiped the head of his rigid prick on the pony’s thoroughly sloppy ass pucker to make it wet. Bubble cooed excitedly at the first kiss between his eager asshole and that oddly shaped yet gifted flare. Despite his unusual endowment, Henry had proven himself able to breed horny boy-plots by the hundreds, without the slightest difficulty — now Bubble Berry was about to find out exactly how an expert did it!

“All crew report ready, Captain Bubble Berry,” Henry stated cheerfully, nudging his cock around and around that puckered pink pleasure portal. “Requesting permission to begin the dive.”

Bubble Berry pulled a sailor’s cap seemingly out of nowhere and set it on his head, giggling and saluting as he did. “Aye aye, Lieutenant Henry! Full speed ahead! Just be gentle, it’s my maiden voyage!”

“Well, then, let’s go where nopony has gone before.” Henry smiled and pushed the crown of his cock past that winking pink ponut, which squeezed and kissed him as he gently began to thrust. He placed his hands on either side of Bubble’s jiggling barrel and looked deep into his lover’s eyes... or maybe he was just staring at that powerful pony prick that kept bobbing about, booping gently between the two lovers’ faces!

“Steady as she goes, captain,” Henry assured as he pushed in ever deeper. “Reporting a depth of two inches... five inches... we’re halfway there. Soon we’ll be sounding the bottom!”

“O-only halfway? Ohmygosh, Henry, we’re really exploring the depths!” Bubble Berry’s eyes widened in amazement as his most vulnerable part was spread and filled for a human’s pleasure. The earth pony’s tight, warm ass gripped at Henry’s cock, gently squeezing as the kind, smiling human slowly pushed himself in deeper. The whole while, Henry grasped Bubble’s throbbing cock in his hands and gently stroked up and down, working the party pony’s pungent pre into a slick, lubricating froth.

“Never fear, captain, I’ve got both hands on the rudder,” Henry reported. He pumped the horny horse’s hose up and down in long, full movements as he thrust in and out of Bubble Berry’s thoroughly toyed but sadly unfucked butthole. “All systems are performing admirably. Are you sure this is your first time?”

“Maybe I tried a few ‘simulations...’” Bubble admitted. The stallion’s eyes rolled up in his head as he finally felt the joy of real, albeit alien, meat, seducing his insides with gentle, powerful strokes. “Golly, but this is so much better! Swab my poop deck, Henry! Swab it real good!”

“Now moving to full power,” Henry reported as he sheathed his entire modest length up Bubble Berry’s eager, squirming colon. Human hips slapped vigorously against chubby pony butt cheeks and human balls swung back and forth as Henry began giving his partner deep, full thrusts. “Wow, it feels like I’m brushing up against your buried treasure...”

“X marks the P-spot! Oh gosh, Henry! If you keep doing that I’m gonna fire the main cannon, if you know what I mean!”

“That’s the idea, cutie.” The horny pony’s waggling dong brushed against Henry’s chin, leaking heavily, and Henry snapped his lips delightfully against the sensitive flesh. “Oh, I can’t keep this beautiful thing out of my mouth! Help me out, Bubble, I’m about to go down with the ship!”

Henry dipped his head down and mouthed Bubble’s cock, slowly leaning forward and pressing down the fat, irrepressible dong until the heavy pipe began to slide hotly and wetly over Bubble’s own muzzle. Bubble stuck out his tongue to tease his own twitching pink cock, and both horny males began to share the enormous pony meat, licking and sucking like it was a yummy, horsecock-flavoured lollipop!

It certainly wasn’t the first blowjob Bubble had given himself. With the reach of that thing, autofellatio was a constant temptation! Nor was this Bubble Berry’s first time teaming up to make a fat prick feel doubly loved. Mares all over Ponyville loved to offer special pleasures to their wonderful stallions, and they knew Bubble Berry was just the guy to discreetly bring in to the bedroom as a third: always eager to party, and with not a single string attached!

Yet being on the receiving end of such devotion, having a cute guy sucking on him, taking one whole side of his pony pole while he slurped the other, all with Bubble’s reason blinded by his own intoxicating musk — the sensations were just too much! Especially since Henry never let up plowing Bubble’s technically virgin ass as he sucked! That stiff human cock was mercilessly punching Bubble’s love button like the most ruthless of villains, and the fat veins on Bubble’s stupendous shaft swelled and throbbed as he and Henry worked their lips and tongues together to drive the pleasure mad pony over the edge.

“HENRY, I’M CUMMING!” Bubble shouted, his voice muffled by the beefy expanse of his own cock, even as it began to pulse thick fountains of seed over his handsome looking face and curly mane. Henry doubled the speed and intensity of his plot pummelling thrusts, frantically kissing the spewing flare, searching with his lips for the sweet smelling slit and sucking up thick pumps of hard earned stallion sperm. Just because Henry couldn’t cum right now didn’t mean his new friend didn’t deserve the best nut of his life!

As his orgasm subsided, Bubble panted with exhaustion and relief, his maw and muzzle coated in thick silvery sweetness, his plot squeezing the still embedded stiffy within him. The young stallion’s eyes were wide and glistening as for the first time in his life he felt truly fulfilled and sexually satisfied, all thanks to a human cock and a very special hole. “Y-you sank my bootyship!” he marvelled.

“Yo ho ho and a mouthful of cum!” Henry quipped in return. The two lovers kissed and shared Bubble Berry’s sweet tasting semen, tenderly licking it from each others’ faces and the slowly shrinking cock that throbbed between them. Henry’s first meal of the day tasted just like whipped cream with strawberries... a flavour as sweet and as classic as Henry could hope for. He’d be a repeat visitor to this dessert bar for sure, each and every time he came to Ponyville!

But it seemed that Bubble Berry wanted more than a loyal customer, willing to drain his balls at the drop of a cupcake. “Henry, w-will you be my coltfriend?” the quivering stallion shyly asked as the human’s messy lips finally lifted from his own, leaving a stringy mess of cum between them. “That was super duper fun, and I’m tired of waiting for Dusk Shine to notice me.”

Dawww, Bubble Berry had the cutest, widest blue eyes! Henry felt just terrible letting him down, but he knew he couldn’t lead this sweetheart on. Bubble was destined for a life of happiness as Dusk Shine’s personal cockmilker! He’d have to let the poor guy down easy...

“Sorry, bubble butt, but me and Prince Solaris kind of have a thing going.” The human stroked the pink stallion’s chin gently, banishing a frown with a playful tickle. “But, have you ever heard of friends with benefits?”

“Yay! I love having friends! Are the ‘benefits’ fucking?”

“You catch on quick, cutie!”

Bubble Berry reached his hooves and spread his chubby butt cheeks wide, offering Henry unfettered access to the cute, gaping hole between. “Then keep going til you cum, please! My butt can take it!”

Henry smiled at the generosity of this horny bottom. “I’d love to, but Solaris put me under a chastity spell. If you want to help break it, meet me this afternoon at Elusive’s boutique, and help me seduce Dusk Shine!”

“Yeah, all right!” Bubble nodded happily. “Chastity sucks, and I love Dusk Shine! I-I mean I like him! As a friend!”

“It’s OK, Bubble, your secret’s safe with me.” Henry booped the young stallion gently on the nose. “Now, clean up and get ready for work. The Cakes want you downstairs.”

“B-but I’m still horny!” Bubble wiggled his fucked-open bum, slapping his chubby half chub around and smacking it into his thighs and tummy. “Can’t we be friends with benefits again?”

“We sure can’t have you flaunting that boner all around Sugarcube Corner,” Henry admitted. “You’ll make all the other stallions jealous! I know just what to do. Close your eyes, and I’ll take care of everything.”

“OK!” Bubble Berry giggled and shut his eyes, oh so trustingly. A prankster like him should have known better than to trust a guy he’d just met! Henry silently reached into his pocket and pulled out the cage that had just been ruthlessly constraining his own cock. With a single snap and a click, the cruel metal prison was locked around Bubble’s yummy pink funstick, keeping Ponyville safe from its rampaging bounces, irresistible throbbing and unexpected bursts of precum.

Bubble’s eyes flew wide open and his hooves went to his metal encased shaft. His favourite toy, locked away! “Hey, wait a minute. Y-you pranked me! It’s not fair!” He struggled and whined even as his humiliated dick shrank in shame, trying to relieve the tension of the unforgiving cage. Solaris’ royal enforcers were “one size fits all,” much to the dismay of the well hung earth pony!

“Gotcha, Bubble!” Henry snickered. “Dusk knows how to take these off, if you’re nice to him.” He adjusted the cage backwards as Bubble Berry’s frustrated dong finally sheathed, and pulled the leather strap around his swollen pink balls to secure the cage firmly in place. “Now, let’s stuff these cupcakes right back up your bum!”

“Oh, gosh, erm...” Bubble Berry had a feeling this might be too much, but he could never say no to more butt fun. Henry straddled the squirming stallion, utterly dominating him with his superior human size and strength, and gently pushed each cupcake in place with the head of his rigid cock.

Bubble Berry grunted and his pink anus closed with relief as each large bead was firmly pushed up his ass, only to choke itself around the nearly matching diameter of the human’s prickhead that followed right behind it. Then Henry would pull out his girth with a “pop,” and Bubble’s exhausted party hole would tighten all the way, only to be stretched again as the next bead was pressed past his poor overworked balloon knot.

“Uuunh... aaangh...” Bubble Berry whined and ground his teeth at the seemingly endless anal tease. “Henry, please, my plot’s so full!”

“You can do it, bud,” Henry encouraged, driving his cock halfway up the whining stallion’s ass just to pack the squishy beads in tightly. “I watched these come out of your butt, so I know they can go back in.”

“B-but the cage, waaah! It’s squeezing my poor party cannon so tight!”

“Mmh.” Henry kindly slipped his dong out of the struggling, straining earth pony. “If this really is hurting you, we’ll stop,” he promised. “But if you’re just being a whiny brat, I want you to cut it out, right now. Now, which is it, seriously?”

Bubble seemed downcast, and properly disciplined for once. “I’ll be good, daddy,” he whispered.

“There we go. There’s my big, strong stallion.” Henry gently fucked the last three beads up the pink earth pony’s accommodating pooper, until all that was visible was the pull ring at the string’s end. Bubble’s desperately sucking ponut gave Henry one last tender goodbye kiss, working wetly around his cockhead as he finally pulled out of those thoroughly packed bowels. “Be a good colt and keep those inside you all day, and maybe we’ll have Dusk pull them out tonight... with his teeth.”

“Ooh!”

Henry snickered trollishly as he dressed, remnants of sperm sticking his shirt to his chest and the sweet scent of a brutalized Bubble Berry butthole mingling with his natural musk to create a true swamp within the confines of his briefs. “See you in the afternoon, sexy,” he whispered. With a final kiss on the lips and a swat on that jiggling pink rump, he was gone, walking calmly down the stairs into Sugarcube Corner.

Meanwhile, the Cakes were helping each other stock Sugarcube Corner’s shelves with a variety of pastries. “Is everything all right with Bubble Berry?” Mrs. Cake asked Henry, casting her husband a worried glance.

“We just hope there’s no trouble,” Mr. Cake added. “Sometimes his pranks go too far, but that colt’s just full of sweetness.”

“Not as full as he was ten minutes ago!” Henry reached beneath Mr. Cake’s tail and gave his fat, studly nuts a friendly tickle, making him gasp. “You can rest easy, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. There’s no trouble at all. I just needed to have a little talk with Bubble, stallion to stallion. Prince Solaris thinks he’s got a bright future.”

Mrs. Cake smiled, relieved that her rowdy charge wasn’t going to find himself working in a prison bakery, as she’d begun to fear. “We can’t thank you enough for straightening him out, Henry.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t call it that,” Henry giggled to himself as he took his leave. Yes, Bubble Berry was destined to be Dusk Shine’s pampered, obedient coltfriend... one of five, if Solaris and Henry had anything to say about it!

4. Cored out

Of all of Dusk Shine’s heroic friends, the stallion Henry most wanted to “meet” was Applejack. Mere months ago, Henry had been standing next to Solaris on that Ponyville podium, welcoming in the Summer Sun Celebration (solely as the ambassador from Earth, of course, not as the prince’s favoured cumdumpster!) His heart had skipped a beat as he’d caught a glimpse of a perfect, apple covered flank gleaming in the crowd. He’d vowed to find that beautiful stallion at the party that night and try for a hookup. Too bad that moments later Nightmare Moon had returned and delivered the ultimate cockblock by reigning eternal night upon Equestria. Henry hadn’t even been properly introduced to Applejack, and he... honestly, primarily his dick... was anxious for a reunion.

As he walked down the dusty road to Sweet Apple Acres, Henry told himself that he had to be careful. His natural love for pranks and sexy games was a perfect fit for Bubble Berry’s personality, but Applejack was known as the Element of Honesty, and he wouldn’t take kindly to the same kind of treatment. Henry knew it was more important to get Applejack into Dusk Shine’s bed than to fulfill his own fantasies of the adonic earth pony. He knew he should just sit down, explain the situation, and ask Applejack to work together with him like two mature adults.

Henry knew all of these things, really he did! But one glimpse of Applejack close up and he just didn’t care...

It was a meeting hardly fit for a pinup calendar. Rather than laying seductively on a bale of hay, balancing a slice of apple pie à la mode upon his perfect flank, Applejack was standing before a broken barn door, holding a hammer in his mouth, trying to nail two pieces of splintered wood together with a glare of pure frustration. Despite the early hour his mane was tangled and dampened with sweat. Yet something about his bearing and his confidence made him the most attractive guy in Equestria at that moment. Honest, hard working, reliable... this sturdy provider would make the perfect husband for Dusk Shine and Bubble Berry!

Henry’s jaw dropped and his dick, softened by the long walk, went right back to “condition red.” A glimpse from afar was nothing — this was the real deal! Those powerful glutes needed to be wedged around either side of Henry’s face, as soon as possible! That flowing amber mane needed tender brushing, that perfect jawline needed firm and repeated kissing! Henry would make that gentle, innocent face utter the lewdest noises Equestria had ever heard, once he had his way with this hunky farmcolt!

Applejack gazed upwards at the quivering human. “Oh, howdy,” he noted casually. “Yer Henry, right?”

“Y-yes, sir...” Henry whimpered, utterly overwhelmed by the tiny, yet unutterable masculine pony god before him. Dusk Shine must be truly oblivious, to pass this up when it was offered to him, steaming on a silver platter!

“‘Sir?’” Applejack raised an eyebrow, musing for a moment. “Heh, yer polite, fer a city feller. I like it!” Applejack pointed at Henry’s hands. “Can ya hold a hammer with them things? I been tryin’ ta drive this one nail all mornin’, an’ it’s put me severely behind schedule.”

“Anything for you, Applejack.” Henry practically swooned as he took the hammer from Applejack’s mouth, barely resisting the temptation to suggestively lick the earth pony’s saliva from all around the smooth wooden shaft.

“Awright, ya just get in here while I hold the brace...” Henry flexed his muscles and drove nails wherever Applejack pointed with a hoof. He’d had never been handy back on Earth, but he definitely knew how to pound things! In mere minutes, the unlikely duo had reinforced the barn door and left it as good as new.

Applejack stepped back and adjusted his cowboy hat. “Well if that don’t beat all,” he marvelled. “Now I’m ahead o’ schedule! Henry, if ya ever tire o’ livin’ in the castle, I’d love ta put ya ta work here on Sweet Apple Acres. Say, whacha doin’ here in Ponyville, anyhoo?”

Henry painfully forced down all the thoughts that came to mind when the farm pony said “put ya to work.” The smell of oiled leather, the jingling of spurs, the swoosh of a lasso and the crack of a whip... Eenope! That’s not what he meant! Got to focus on the mission!

“Solaris sent me down here,” he explained. “You see, I was just having some sexy fun with Bubble Berry, and—”

With a growl, Applejack roughly shoved Henry against the freshly repaired door of the barn. The human felt his dick begin to throb in his trousers as he was ponyhandled by the powerful stallion, but the anger in Applejack’s voice showed that playtime was the furthest thing from his mind.

“Listen here, human, I don’t care what orders Solaris gave ya. Bubble Berry’s a sweet an’ innocent stallion who don’t know nothin’ bout love, an’ if he tells me ya broke his heart, I‘m breakin’ yer whole dang body. Now, what exactly did you two do together?”

“I-I sucked his cock.”

Applejack’s attitude softened as Henry confessed to a morning’s oral antics. “Naturally,” he opined. “Wouldn’t be neighbourly if ya didn’t!”

“I rimmed him.”

“Heh, tough ta resist when it‘s winkin’ at ya, ain’t it?”

“I may have also fucked his butt.”

“Hrm, maybe ya ain’t so bad after all... did he have a good time?”

“A bucket of cum down my throat says he did.” Henry rubbed his stomach with satisfaction.

“An’ ya kept it casual? No promises o’ eternal love or whatnot?”

“I believe I said ‘friends with benefits.’”

Applejack released his would-be victim, letting him drop to the ground. “Awright, I guess yer on the level. Sorry I was sore with ya, it’s just that I don’t want mah friend cryin’ one single tear. Bubble Berry’s a real cinnamon roll... that reminds me, ya should try his cinnamon rolls.”

Henry got up to his feet and dusted himself off. “I appreciate your honesty, Applejack, so I’m going to be honest with you. Stretching out Bubble’s ‘cinnamon roll’ is more of a side quest for me. Solaris actually sent me here to get Dusk Shine laid. That’s why I went to talk to Bubble... and now you.”

“I see...” A dark frown passed over Applejack’s face. “Well, ta be honest with ya, I been workin’ on poppin’ Dusk’s apple mahself.”

“Huh? His apple?”

“Some folks call it a cherry, but Dusk is so durn cute, I reckon he can’t have nothin’ but an apple, no sir!”

“It sounds like you’ve been bobbing for Dusk’s apple, but you haven’t caught anything yet. Just relax, and let me show you what guys like...” Henry moved to kiss the fit farm pony, but his well moisturized lips were blocked by a firm hoof that smelled of dirt and hard work.

“Hold up there, sugarcube. Ya ain’t half bad lookin’, but yer a mite forward. I ain’t no Bubble Berry, in fact, I‘m savin’ mah first kiss fer Dusk. Maybe it sounds ol’ fashioned ta yer Canterlot ears, but I‘m thinkin’ marriage.”

“Oh, how romantic! Does Dusk know about your feelings?”

Applejack awkwardly hoofed at the dirt, ignoring the question. “Eeyup, marriage, right an’ proper an’ legal. Can’t afford no fancy diamond, but I do got one special ‘ring’ I been keepin’ pure an’ virgin.” The well built stallion sighed like a romantic schoolfilly. “An’ now I done met the stallion I been savin’ it fer. Can’t wait ta slip mahself right round his dong on our weddin’ day...”

“You mean your wedding night, right?” Henry asked the sturdy stud of a farm pony.

“Heck no! Who wants ta wait fer nighttime? Dusk is goin’ up mah hay chute the second I say ‘I do!’” Applejack stamped and blew warm air from his nostrils. “Gotta say, I‘m gettin’ mighty twitchy, savin’ it for mah one true love. Seems like Ponyville’s just drenched in sex recently.”

“Oh, really?” Henry’s hand crept up Applejack’s barrel and slowly drifted down towards his flank, giving scritches as it went.

“Eeyup,” Applejack confirmed sourly. “Rainbow Blitz an’ Butterscotch blastin’ at each other’s plots day an’ night, Bubble Berry suckin’ every dick in town, an’ Elusive doin’ whatever the heck Elusive does.” Applejack gazed out over his orchards at distant Ponyville and frowned. “Consarn it, Dusk, when ya gonna pop the question?”

“Maybe I can relieve some of that tension. Have you ever considered being on top? That way you could have some fun and still save your ‘ring’ for Dusk.”

“Naw, I tried it once with a mare, an’... well, I’m too dang big. Wouldn’t never get off if good ol’ Bubble Berry didn’t go round suckin’ every dick in town, an’ I’m fully aware I just complained bout that very thing.”

Henry quivered with excitement. Too dang big was just big enough, as far as he was concerned! The alicorn magic that protected his innards meant he could take even the most ludicrously oversized horsecocks up his ass without a single care. Bigger dicks just meant more pressure on his P-spot, a tighter fit for his partner, and harder orgasms for Henry himself.

That such a handsome, well built stallion should also be incredibly hung was too much to hope for! He had to see this record breaking stallionhood with his own eyes! Oh, the pleasures he could show this innocent country stud...

“Hey, Henry! Equestria to Henry!”

“Er, yeah?”

“Ya mind explainin’ why yer hand is squeezin’ mah flank like a ripe melon in the market?”

“Errr... dick inspection?” was the only thing that popped into Henry’s mind. The real reason — that Applejack’s flank was the most squeezable thing in Equestria — sure wouldn’t hold water!

Applejack didn’t shy away or kick the human back to Canterlot, but he couldn’t hide the skepticism in his voice as his eyes shadowed over. “Dick in what now?”

“It’s against the law to have a bigger dick than Prince Solaris,” Henry bluffed frantically. He didn’t mention that the law hadn’t been enforced for centuries, or that the only “punishment” was a night in the royal fuckchambers. “As Solaris’ friend, when I hear a stallion boasting about his size, it’s my duty to investigate.”

Applejack whinnied with distress. “I weren‘t boastin’, Henry! It’s a huge, throbbin’ problem for me! I wish I had a cute lil’ twiglet! Maybe then Dusk wouldn’t be scared o’ lettin’ me keep him warm an’ cozy nights!”

“That’s as may be,” Henry stated firmly, “but you’re under royal suspicion of being excessively hung, and I must carry out your inspection. I promise I’ll protect your virginity, but I will need to arouse you to a full erection. Will you let me do that voluntarily, or do I need to get out the hoofcuffs?”

When confronted with a higher authority, Applejack melted and became servile and submissive. “Gosh, hem, we Apples have always been law-abidin’ folk. Ain’t there some way we can sort this out? C’mon, give it to me straight.”

“I’m afraid that’s the one way I can’t give it to you, Applejack. Legs spread, please.” The trembling stallion instantly obeyed and Henry began a light tease with his hands, stroking the sheath, running a finger around the swelling and protruding head of Applejack’s shaft as his fateful erection slipped out and stiffened. All the while Henry kept one hand roving around Applejack’s enormous ball sack, fondling and squeezing. Nothing got a pony stiff quite like a firm, yet gentle grope to the crown jewels!

“Wow, these things are huge...” Henry marvelled, appreciating his new toys.

“I-is that illegal, too?” Beads of fragrant sweat burst out all over Applejack’s body, adding just the right tang to the natural scent of his obscenely heavy nuts. “Artemis won’t like it,” Henry informed, carefully sniffing each perfect, masculine orb. “He prides himself on having the largest pair in Equestria. Have you been having bad dreams since his return?”

“Most every night, seems like,” Applejack admitted. His mind flashed back to just a few hours ago, when he’d been groveling for mercy before the throne of the cruel Prince Dusk Shine, begging to do anything to save Sweet Apple Acres from royal seizure. That sneering conqueror had taken the ultimate liberties with the farm pony’s untouched body... and Applejack had loved every moment! He shuddered to think of the awkward scene if little Apple Buck had caught him stuffing his soiled sheets into the washing machine!

“Oh, dear, oh, dear,” Henry tsked as the true length and girth of the Element of Honesty’s phallic treachery was revealed. Applejack, for all his bulk and muscle, was no alicorn, merely a cuddly little guy who hardly reached the level of Henry’s waist. Yet his cock was the largest specimen the human had ever seen! Solaris himself would have fainted with shock... if he didn’t pass out first from cramming that monster down his royal throat!

“Is it really that bad?” Applejack’s voice croaked.

Henry cooed over the stallion slab as he gently stroked it. “Not only is it huge, it’s perfectly shaped. It’s incredibly stiff, and your veins are beautiful. The flare is a masterpiece.” Henry gently kissed down Applejack’s shaft. “Such raw, barely restrained power. I’m afraid you have the most wonderful cock in Equestria — a sculpture of pleasure from tip to base.”

Applejack stomped a hoof, inadvertently slapping his powerful shaft against Henry’s grateful face. “Aw, horseapples! That doggone law ain’t fair! I can’t help what I got tween mah legs! Now Solaris is g-gonna take mah Element away! I done let Dusk Shine down, an’ Equestria too!”

Henry frowned as he began to feel bad about tricking this innocent pony. Bubble Berry would have smiled slyly and started playing along, yet it seemed Applejack believed everything he heard so long as it came with the royal stamp of approval.

“You’re right, Applejack,” he confessed, trying to come clean. “That law isn’t fair. I’ll talk to Solaris when I return to Canterlot, and ask him to repeal it.”

Applejack sniffled. “Thank ya, Henry, but it’s too late fer me. Ya caught me, an’ now I‘m nothin’ but a no good lawbreaker... a downright varmint...”

“I haven’t technically measured you yet,” Henry suggested. “Why don’t you hide your cock up my butt until it goes soft?” Henry tugged down his pants and flaunted his rump in Applejack’s face, drawing a snort of hot breath and a lewd expression of sensual interest. “If Solaris asks any questions, I’ll just say I was overcome by passion and I couldn’t finish the examination. It won’t be your fault.”

Applejack scratched his head. “Makes sense ta me! But, are ya sure ya can take it?”

Henry shrugged. “You’re not that much bigger than Solaris, and he ploughed my fields five times yesterday.” He tossed a saddle blanket over a bale of hay and bent over in Solaris’ favourite position, reaching back to spread his cheeks. “Show me what you’ve got, big boy.”

“Awright,” Applejack shrugged. “I’ll do it, ta save the Apple family name.” He spat on Henry’s asshole, hitting the bulls eye with perfect precision. “A lil’ bit o’ lube, and...”

“Wait, that’s not nearly enough—GRAAAH!”

Applejack leapt forward and with one thrust shoved half of his gigantic horse cock into Henry’s ass. If it weren’t for Solaris’ protective spell this would have been the end for him, squirting a final load even as he was ripped apart. As it was, Henry felt only pleasure, the feeling of fullness and the joy of being thoroughly dominated. Of course, Applejack wasn’t done — in fact, the naive farmcolt was just getting started!

“Unnng! Unnng!” With every mighty thrust, Applejack shoved another meaty inch of stallion up Henry’s endlessly flexible ass. He pulled out over and over, but only so he could put more momentum behind his hips the next time he snapped them forward. The feeling was everything he’d dreamed of. After years of cock shock, rejections, and “how about a hoofjob,” Applejack was finally fucking a real live hole! It was warm, wet, and tight. Everything he’d heard about mare twat was doubly true of the magically enhanced bussy between this cute human’s buns!

In the meantime, Henry grunted deep in his chest as he was filled like never before. Perhaps his big mouth had gotten ahead of his ass! When Solaris took him, the powerful Prince was always gentle and loving, leaning down with his horsey lips brushing against Henry’s ear to whisper the most tender endearments as he slowly claimed his lover. Applejack’s cock was definitely bigger, and the inexperienced stud knew no other way of fucking except hard, thick and fast. No sounds came from the young stallion’s mouth as he hammered his cock home except hard, animalistic pants and grunts. Within a minute Applejack was fully sheathed within his new human cocksleeve, and then the thrusting really began.

Deep breathing exercises were the only way Henry could stay sane. Repetitive groaning was all he could hear, the packed dirt and straw of the barn the only thing his struggling hands could grasp, the brutal, ecstatic pummelling of his anus the sole sensation he could target his focus on. Applejack’s huge balls spanked viciously against Henry’s own delicate eggs, pounding them and punishing him for daring to deceive the Element of Honesty. Henry had made this bed, and now he had to get laid in it!

A seeming eternity passed with Henry’s mind in a swirling netherworld of unrelenting, pounding pleasure. Never before had he felt a stallion go this hard inside him for so long. Even Solaris couldn’t resist the pulling suction of his tight human butt for more than a few minutes. The heavenly pressure of earth pony cock against his prostate would have made Henry squirt his load ten times over, if it weren’t for Solaris’ dumb chastity spell! He had to do something — he couldn’t take much more of this!

By mustering all of his concentration, Henry was finally able to stretch a hand forward and feebly tap Applejack’s straining front legs. The earth pony stud smiled even as he continued his rampant pounding of the human’s poor, abused rectum. “Howdy there, Henry,” he said cheerfully. “Hope yer havin’ as much fun as I am!”

“A-are you going to cum? A-anytime soon?”

Applejack paused his thrusts with his arm thick dick buried to the nuts up Henry’s posterior. “Oh, ya had enough?”

“Y-yeah...” The man who’d conquered Solaris himself had to admit defeat to a mere farm pony. “I can’t feel my legs...”

Applejack slapped his forehead. “Shucks, I feel like the rooster who slept til noon! Overstayin’ mah welcome, that ain’t no way ta treat a friend! Seems I was off in mah own lil’ world, thinkin’ bout how nice it’ll be once me an’ Dusk are married.” Applejack gazed down at the quivering, impaled human beneath him. “How’d ya like me ta finish?”

“Please... inside...” Despite his tenderized insides, Henry couldn’t resist the thought of being filled to bursting with hot apple cream!

“Well, I will happily oblige.” Applejack tipped his hat and carried on bucking his hips like an out of control mechanical bull. “Ain‘t nothin’ like droppin’ a load, right? Bustin’ a nut? Sowin’ the seed? Fillin’ the cistern? Sendin’ the foals ta work? Waterin’ the app—”

“JUST CUM, ALREADY!”

“Whoo-wee!”

A flood of hot, viscous liquid surged forth into Henry’s bowels, clogging his intestines as Applejack frantically fucked a growing volume of spew further into his limp, conquered body. The earth pony groaned and cried out in pleasure as his dry spell was finally brought to a wet end, courtesy of one very generous human.

Henry’s stomach swelled obscenely with farm pony protein, and for a moment he swore he could even feel Applejack’s pulses of goo splatter against his back teeth. Such was anatomically quite impossible, but so was the very idea that a cock like Applejack’s could possibly fit in Henry’s body, let alone pleasurably. Solaris’ protective magic was mysterious indeed, and who knew what cartoonishly improbable perversions might be seen on an average day in Equestria?

“Whoo! Thank ya kindly, Henry.” Applejack slipped his softening cock out of the human’s anus and tipped his hat as his penis slowly sheathed into his messy crotch, hiding the secret of his illicitly gargantuan prick. He slapped Henry’s now loose and sloppy ass as if dismissing a hooker he’d bought and paid for. “Awright, now git. Sun‘s gettin’ high, and ya got three more stallions ta fuck. I reckon Butters an’ Blitz will fly right inta bed with ya, but I ain’t never understood Elusive.”

“H-how did you know my plan?” Henry curled up on the barn’s dirt floor, leaking oceans of pure steaming Applejack from his gaping ass, gently massaging the feelings back into his legs.

“It’s obvious, ain’t it? We’re all in love with Dusk, an’ ya wanna get us all in the same place so he can stop fidgetin’, and make a dang decision fer once. He’ll choose me, o’ course, but we gotta be fair bout it.” Applejack nodded with satisfaction. “As for the fuckin’... well, I saw how ya operated on me with that cheezy ‘dick inspection’ line.” Applejack placed a powerful hoof on Henry’s ass and began applying pressure. “Don’t ya ever lie ta me again, Henry.”

“Y-yes, sir, I’m sorry...” Henry whimpered.

Applejack gratefully lifted his hoof from Henry’s rump, leaving the indent of a steel horseshoe to decorate one cheek like the human’s own personal cutie mark. “Awright, ya apologized, we kin stay friends. Now, where we meetin’?”

Henry slowly climbed back up onto his shaking feet. “Elusive’s boutique, at tea time,” he stated weakly.

“I’ll be there just as soon as I finish mah chores.” Applejack pointed out directions with a hoof. “Now, Butterscotch’s cottage is just yonder, at the edge o’ the Everfree, an’ Rainbow Blitz usually ain’t too far away.” Applejack trotted out of the barn, then paused and turned his head towards Henry. “Hey, an’ if ya wanna squeeze mah flank, just do it, don’t make up some lame excuse.”

In an instant, Henry was on his knees, submissively worshipping before the masculine altar known as Applejack’s plot. Both of his hands sank into close cropped fur, feeling the glorious, powerful muscles of a well toned rump. He took a deep breath of the earth pony’s powerful sweat, marvelling at the firmness of the compact flesh and the tight, virgin pucker he saw nestled deep between the cheeks as he gently tugged them apart. This ass was so different from Solaris’ pampered posterior, with its hypnotizing bounce and endless jiggle. A spank that would set the Prince’s jello to wobbling for days would hardly budge this solid hunk of flesh! Which was better? Which to choose?

Why not both? Henry had been a good boy all year and he deserved a special Hearth’s Warming treat, even though it was only summer! Why shouldn’t he keep the two finest plots in Equestria within easy reach, ready at any time to squeeze, to grope, to sniff and kiss and—

“Awright, that’s enough, I gotta feed the pigs.” Applejack trotted away without a word, leaving the human alone in the barn, swimming in the smell of musk and apple laced cum.

Henry sat down tenderly on the bale Applejack had claimed him on, and performed more deep breathing exercises to gain control of his agonizing boner and freshly obliterated butt hole. He’d been lucky so far, but he’d only seduced two of Dusk’s friends, and that meant three more adorable stallions to plow (or be plowed by!) before his dick had even the slimmest chance of relief.

“Hang in there, big guy,” he looked down and whispered to his faithful sidekick as he pulled his trousers up his shaking legs. “You’ll be nutting right up Dusk Shine’s fat ass once he sees the light.” A single twitch and a dollop of pre leaking into Henry’s briefs served as acknowledgement, and the human set off towards Butterscotch’s cottage, resuming his royal quest...

5. Ten inches flat

As Henry slowly fought through tall grass towards Butterscotch’s cottage, he found himself waving and slapping at the insects that swarmed out from the Everfree Forest in endless clouds, seemingly just to target his sweaty face. It wasn’t fair! A guy like him was meant to be put to use indoors, lounging on a pillow and feeding cake to his handsome Prince, not trekking all over Equestria just to carry out some silly friendship quest!

Just as he was despairing of ever getting it on with another fun loving pony-boy, a multicoloured blur whizzed in front of Henry’s face, and suddenly halted to reveal a dream come true. Here was a fit, petite pegasus with an infectious grin, his mane and tail worthy of a Pride parade. Why, this hot little twink could be none other than Rainbow Blitz himself!

“Hey, dude, do you wanna race?” asked Blitz with a sneer.

“Erm...” Henry had to admit he’d been neglecting his cardio recently, spending his time in the royal gym toning up the muscle mass that Solaris loved to kiss so very tenderly. Even in top form, he couldn’t imagine winning a race against an average pegasus, let alone the infamous Rainbow Blitz. Besides which, the royal reaming Applejack had just delivered to his insides had his knees still shaking. Perhaps there was another way into Blitz’s racing shorts?

“That doesn’t seem fair,” he probed. “Aren’t you supposed to be the fastest pony in Equestria?”

“Yeah, the fastest pony. Want to see how you measure up, human?” Rainbow Blitz looked around for eavesdroppers and flapped forward to whisper in Henry’s ear. “Let’s race to Butterscotch’s cottage. If you win, I’ll be your sex slave all day long.”

Henry looked the svelte pegasus up and down, picturing him in a cute leather collar, lapping at a pet bowl filled with milk... or was it filled with something else? “Sex slave, eh?”

“That’s right! My hot future-Wonderbolt body will be all yours! You can do whatever you want with me, even if it’s gay! You could even m-m-make me kiss you! Ugh, so gross! Mushy and gay!” Despite his words, the pegasus seemed to grin happily at the thought. “So, are you in?”

“But what if you win?”

Blitz scoffed. “You’re not going to win, so it doesn’t even matter!”

Henry squeezed his eyes shut. Blitz’s twisted logic was hurting his brain. “If you win, do I have to be your sex slave?” he asked. The switchy human wouldn’t mind spending the rest of the day catering to the pint sized athlete’s every whim... not one bit! But he had an assignment from Prince Solaris, the only pony in Equestria more egotistical than Rainbow Blitz, and he couldn’t let his royal lover down.

“Huh? Th-that’s dumb!” Blitz stuttered and blushed. “I don’t need a sex slave! I get laid all the time, with m-mares! Hot mares, with big teats! See you at the finish line, loser!” Without even an “on your marks,” Rainbow Blitz turned and sped away from the human, his incredible velocity leaving a prismatic trail of pegasus magic behind him.

“Aww, dang...” Henry muttered. One way or the other, he had to bed this cute little lunkhead, and for now that meant playing along with his silly games. Running through the grass as best he could, Henry followed the diminishing rainbow trail for about a kilometre until he stumbled upon a quaint cottage in a clearing surrounded by ancient trees and many patches of colourful wildflowers. It was truly a peaceful sight worthy of the finest oil painting... except for the sweaty, multicoloured pegasus doing stretches in midair and cackling at him.

“Hey, slowpoke!” Rainbow Blitz cackled. “You lose! Hahahah!”

Henry gasped for breath, his chest heaving and his legs burning. “All right,” he groaned, utterly unable to deny the obvious. “You beat me. What do you want?”

“Huh? What do I want?” Rainbow Blitz facehoofed as he suddenly realized his own ego had made a mess of his “clever” plan to become Henry’s sex slave. “I want... another race! Double or nothing!”

“That’s not fair,” Henry protested. “I’m in no shape to race. How about another contest?”

“Ooh, yeah, I like it.” Rainbow Blitz zipped rapidly from place to place, hovering for an instant at a time in uncontrolled excitement. “It’ll be like a biathlon. N-not that I’m bi! That’s just what they call it!” Suddenly Blitz halted his one-pony Wonderbolts show and put a hoof to his chin thoughtfully. “What’ll it be, Henry? How will the awesome Rainbow Blitz defeat you this time? Hoof wrestling? Cider drinking? Not reading?”

“What if we see who’s got the biggest dick?”

Blitz kicked his stubby legs in the air as tears of laughter fell like rain. “Ha! Hahahah! Get ready to lose, loser! I heard humans have tiny dicks!”

“If you’re so confident, then let me see it.” Henry knew he was taking a big risk, but he had a hunch. Every insecure loudmouthed jock he’d hooked up with on Grindr was insecure for the very same reason... “If you lose, you’ll be my sex slave, and if you win, I’ll happily be your dom for the day.”

Blitz’s fast-racing mind flew right over the logical paradox that had tripped Henry. “Yeah, that sounds awesome!” he agreed. The pegasus lay back in midair and spread his muscular hind legs, exposing his growing, shifting package to the human. “Check it out, dude! Ten big inches! All the mares love it!”

Henry smiled, his hunch was confirmed. Rainbow Blitz was definitely on the smaller side for a stallion. His petite penis hardly even needed to unsheath! But like Blitz himself, it was a whole lot of fun wrapped up in a tight little package: aerodynamic and sleek, with delicate veins and a smooth set of testicles. The cocky pegasus would make a splendid addition to Dusk Shine’s friendship harem, once he set his ego aside and accepted his destiny as a pillow biting bottom for his egghead friend!

“Ten inches! Not bad.” Henry raised an eyebrow and let Blitz in on a dirty little secret. “I had a boyfriend once who didn’t pack half this much.”

“R-really?”

“Oh, yeah, he was a big, beefy bear with an itty bitty wiener. He was a great kisser, though. We made it work.”

“Whoa, you did it with a bear?”

“No, he was...” Henry despaired of explaining human slang to this featherbrained twink. “Here, let me show you what we used to do together.” The human reached eagerly for the puny pegasus prick that bobbed before him.

“Hey, don’t touch it! Unless you really want to... ohmygosh!”

Henry did want to! He cooed over the diminutive treat, gently stroking it with one hand. He held Blitz’s hip firmly in the other and gently tugged the hovering pegasus downward, bringing the athlete’s cock into contact with his own. The two rival pricks boastfully spat precum onto each other, even as two sets of balls rubbed gently together. It was almost like frotting with another human, a feeling Henry hadn’t enjoyed for years!

“Ooh, ten inches of pony meat...” Henry let out an exaggerated moan. “So big, so masculine. But do you know what’s bigger than ten inches, Blitzie? Ten... and... a... half.”

Yes, Henry’s swollen head poked just a bit further up Rainbow Blitz’s barrel than the Element of Loyalty’s own straining cock. As for girth, there was simply no comparison. The human’s fat stallion pleaser was nearly twice as big around as Blitz’s slender dong. Blitz could barely even see his pride and joy, buried as it was beneath the weight of superior human cock. In truth, that equine micropenis would have been the highlight of most any gay porn scene back on Earth — it was just Blitz’s bad luck that he’d been born in Equestria!

“Who wins the bet, Blitzie?” Henry asked teasingly.

Rainbow Blitz gulped, ashamed of having to admit his loss to a mere human. “That—it’s not fair!” he sputtered, his wings fluttering with embarrassment. “I’m not totally hard!”

“Is that so? Then I’ll just have to make you totally hard.” Henry wrapped his arms around the svelte pegasus, drew his muzzle close and kissed him passionately, like a long lost lover. Human and pony lips were a dangerous combination, and whenever they met, sparks were sure to fly! Blitz grunted, strained, bucked his hips and pushed his tongue greedily into Henry’s mouth. Bit by bit, his cock swelled and grew until it boasted a flare that pooled with precum dripped onto it from Henry’s prick.

The cute jock blushed frantically as he finally confessed his feelings. “Henry, oh gosh, your kisses... you make me feel like the biggest stud around!”

“Ooh, sorry, babe.” Henry measured the difference between their malehoods with two fingers that nearly touched. “A solid effort, but it looks like I’m the biggest stud around here.”

“This sucks!” Rainbow Blitz pressed hooves to his head with ultimate frustration. “I’ve got the smallest dick in Equestria! Everypony laughs at me!” The defeated jock thrust out his taut rump at Henry and wiggled it back and forth as he weeped. “You might as well climb on top of me and make me your mare!”

Henry reached out to stroke that yummy hovering flank. “Blitz, sweetie, please don’t feel bad. Your dick is beautiful, I was just teasing—”

“I said climb on top and make me your mare!” Blitz growled and frowned as he shook his rump, seemingly insisting on burying the shame of his loss with what he thought of as a deserved humiliation. Henry just shook his head. The poor little guy needed to learn that size wasn’t everything, and if Dusk Shine wasn’t willing to teach that friendship lesson, Professor Henry would just have to step in!

“Naw, I have a better idea...” Henry authoritatively gripped both of Rainbow Blitz’s hips and firmly turned him onto his back in midair. The human lifted the surprised pegasus with both hands cupped under his tight tush, took the diminutive flare of his blue cock into his mouth and began to stroke it with his tongue as he bobbed his head deeper and deeper onto the shaft.

“W-what are you doing?” Blitz squawked.

Henry popped up for air and gazed hungrily into Rainbow Blitz’s eyes. “Isn’t this how a mare should be treated? Tenderly, gently, with love?” He covered Rainbow Blitz’s dick with kisses, tending to every vein and ridge before slipping it back into his mouth and easily taking that tiny blue masterpiece to the root. Good things certainly came in small packages, and small packages were destined to cum in Henry’s mouth!

“Oooh.... oh gosh, Henry!” Blitz’s wings flapped desperately as he writhed in utter pampered cock service. Of course it wasn’t his first deepthroat, (you practically couldn’t suck Rainbow Blitz’s cock without deepthroating it!) but there was something magical about the firm oral grip and thin stroking tongue of a human. Blitz wanted more of this... he wanted this pleasure every day! And all he had to do was admit deep in his heart that he, Rainbow Danger Blitz, the coolest, fastest, most awesome pony in Equestria, was g— was g— no, don’t take it away!

Again Henry popped his mouth off of that horny flare and tongued the shaft, looking deep into Rainbow Blitz’s desperate eyes. “Does my mare like it when I suck on her big, strong clitty?”

“Eep?” squeaked Blitz, as he immediately came in Henry’s mouth. High pitched whinnies of pleasure surged from his deceptively plump lips as his dick erupted forth with its usual offering: three quick pumps of a thin, broth like liquid, quickly swallowed to vanish down a human’s throat.

N-not that it mattered how much he came! A real stud didn’t need huge loads to spread his mighty seed. Why, a single one of those speedy swimmers was enough to leave any mare heavy with a rainbow-coloured foal! Not that Rainbow Blitz had ever bred a mare, in fact, it was the one irresponsible thing the reckless pegasus couldn’t imagine doing! He wasn’t ready to be a dad! No, he always stuck to anal, just to be safe...

Unaware of this mental turmoil in the stallion he was servicing, Henry licked up the last drops from the retreating blue flare and smiled. “Mmm, such a deep, rich flavour. You’re a real treat, Rainbow Blitz.”

Despite the sincere compliment, as his post nut clarity dawned the competitive long distance racer cursed himself for his lack of stamina where it counted. He was already a laughingstock among Ponyville’s mares for being so “fast” — why did being called a mare hasten his premature orgasm even more?

And Henry wasn’t done! The experience of blowing Equestria’s coolest stallion had naturally made his own cock stiff as never before, and from the way the human was reaching down beneath Rainbow Blitz’s dangling balls in search of a ponut, Blitz didn’t like where Henry intended to stuff that thing. Actually, he did, but he didn’t! But he did, but... eeyup, he definitely did! He just couldn’t let the human know about his secret, naughty butt sex shame! He’d have to play it cool...

“I-I’ve never done this before...” he whispered as a single finger stroked his crack, sending his sensitive flesh quivering. “Please be gentle...”

The wet greasiness Henry found between Rainbow Blitz’s cheeks belied these ludicrous claims in an instant. “Dude, are you already lubed?” Henry stated with disbelief.

“Y-yeah, it’s performance lube, duh! All the Wonderbolts wear it! It’s not sexual at all!”

“And there’s a butt plug... with a message?” Henry tugged the surprising large wooden plug out of Blitz’s plot, leaving his hole pink and gaping in a heart shape, at the perfect size to accommodate a thick human pony pleaser. “It says Take good care of my Blitzie, and please remember to tug his wings. Do you know anything about this?”

“I-I forgot I was wearing that! Butterscotch made me put it in, as a dare!”

“Oh, so you don’t want your wings tugged while I fuck your ass?”

Rainbow Blitz scratched his head. “Is that a trick question?”

“Come here, you cutie.” Henry embraced the smaller pegasus from behind and probed with his meat until he found the puckered portal into anal bliss for both of them. “Let’s get you full of dick so you stop acting so dang silly.”

“Just be careful,” Rainbow Blitz begged as the broad head of a human cock slipped past his thoroughly trained, Wonderbolt class sphincter. “It’s my first time... this afternoon.”

“No need to worry.” Henry held Blitzie to his chest as he slowly slid his dick in to the root, burying himself in a tight and welcoming pegasus pooper. “Henry Junior has been inside hundreds of handsome studs, and every one of them has had a wonderful time.”

“Shove it with that romantic crap, dude!” Rainbow Blitz scowled, even as his bowels gently stroked and greeted the meaty intruder. With a cock up his butt, he seemed a totally different pony! “I’m a badass with an awesome ass, and I need it hard! C’mon, Henry, give me all you’ve got!”

“Alright, you asked for it.” Henry began to gently hump back and forth, gripping Blitz’s hips and pumping his cock ever so gently in and out, sending wails of pleasure from the depths of the pegasus’ throat.

“Ooh, yeah, give it to me rough!” Rainbow Blitz bit his lip and cried out with each tiny, centimetre-deep thrust of the human’s cock into his athletic rump.

Henry nearly giggled, but he was able to retain his gentleman’s demeanour. “Tell me if I’m going too fast.”

“Shut up and fuck me!” Blitz demanded. “You’re just being nice because I’m a mare! Yeah, that’s it!” The utterly confused pegasus whimpered to himself. “It’s not gay if I’m a mare... It’s not gay if I’m a mare...”

Henry leaned in and nibbled lightly at Rainbow Blitz’s cute blue ear as he deepened his thrusts. “Are you my mare?” he asked quietly. “My beautiful, soft little mare?”

“Y-yes, Henry, I’m your mare!” Rainbow Blitz turned his head and kissed and licked down Henry’s sweaty neck, savouring his bizarre, unworldly scents. “Take me, please, make me yours!”

“Where’s my dick?” Henry teased with a hard, sharp thrust.

“It’s in my... in my...”

“Did your mighty stallion put his big cock in your wet little mare pussy?”

“Yes, it’s in my p-pussy.” The silly blue “mare” whimpered as he tried to make sense of the strange pleasures emanating from the girthy alien prick that filled and fulfilled his tiny body. His own slender stiffy softened and retreated into its sheath, content to wait for a time when Rainbow Blitz would switch back from needy, submissive bottom to cocky and conquering top. It was going to be a long wait!

“That’s right. Such a good, obedient mare deserves to have her wings tugged~” Henry stroked the base of Blitz’s powerful, fully extended wings and the pegasus cried out in overpowered joy. The human gripped the sensitive wingbones that connected Blitz’s wings to his athletic barrel, and bounced the Element of Loyalty up and down on his cock like a snorting, mane tossing fleshlight.

“Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! Henry, you’re hitting my special spot — and my wings too — I’m about to—”

“Go ahead, Blitzie. You deserve to have a maregasm all to your own.”

“M-m-maregasm? OhmyGOSH! Oh, Henry! Oh, Butterscotch! Oh, Dusk Shiiine!”

Rainbow Blitz whined like a Rainbow Bitch as another delicious looking load squirted forth out of his fully sheathed cock. Too bad that so much delicious protein was wasted on the floor of the Everfree Forest! Little did Henry know that the patches of colourful flowers that grew all around this quaint cottage marked the sites of dozens of such sperm spilling incidents. Yes, Butterscotch believed in fertilizing his garden the natural way — by topping helpless pega-twinks until they blasted rope all over his prize begonias!

Henry carefully manhandled the creaming pegasus, making sure to firmly grip his wings and bounce him up and down with full thrusts, until the very last drop of sissy seed was wrung from his fun sized nutlets to drool from the tip of his shy little flare, safe and snug in its sheath. When Rainbow Blitz’s moans and whines descended at last to mere whimpers of buttfucked satisfaction, Henry eased up on his thrusting and leaned back against a large oak tree, sweaty and tired from wrestling the tiny yet powerful athlete. “Wow, I never fucked a girl before,” he gasped out. “I guess I’m bisexual!”

“You’re so brave, Henry.” Rainbow Blitz swung a leg around, rotated himself on Henry’s cock, and hugged his stiff, still embedded lover, smearing a dribble of sperm on to Henry’s firm chest. “I’m so glad you felt comfortable coming out to me.”

“Mmh...” Henry leaned his head down and kissed Blitz, enjoying the tender love he felt coming from this cuddle. Rainbow Blitz really was a softy underneath his brash exterior. “Hey, what was that you said about Dusk Shine? You know, when you were blowing your horse wad?”

“I-I didn’t say ‘Dusk Shine!’ You were hearing things! I said... ‘musk fine!’ I like your musk, Henry!” Blitz took a big sniff of the sweaty human. Henry felt the pegasus’ prick twitch in its sheath and his rectum clench tight around his cock. “Oh, fucking breed me—I didn’t say that either! I said that mares will like your musk! Yeah, I bet you’ll get all the mares, now that you’re bi, not like me, I’ve always been straight. Just stay out of Ponyville, y-you big dummy!” Blitz punched Henry on the shoulder with the strength of a half melted marshmallow. “Find your own town to be a stud in, and don’t steal my mares!”

“Aren’t you a mare?” Henry queried teasingly.

Rainbow Blitz frowned and squirmed. “No, Henry, I’m a stallion, duh! I was pretending to be a mare, so you wouldn’t feel like our friendship was gay.”

“Oh, you’re a guy?”

“Yeah, totally a guy!”

“A guy with my dick up his ass?”

Blitzie clenched again, a full length cock squeeze so intense that Henry surely would have flooded this pega-butt in an instant if it weren’t for Solaris’ damn spell. “Technically, but that was from before, when you thought I was a mare.”

“But if I suck your beautiful cock again, it’d be gay?”

“No, because...” Rainbow Blitz hedged, recalling that blissful round of fellatio and how Henry hadn’t made any jokes about his size or stamina. “It’s not gay unless you think it’s gay!”

“Erm, do you want to explain that to me again?” Half an hour with Rainbow Blitz, and Henry was more confused about what it meant to be gay than his parents were!

“I don’t make the rules, Henry! Now give me more of your lame kisses before I decide this is gay and fly back home!”

Henry happily obliged, gently stroking Rainbow Blitz’s wings as he held him close and hungrily captured the tiny jock’s eager tongue as it delved into his mouth. His unremitting human cock throbbed joyously in the velvet luxury of a happy, squirming pegasus colon. Henry knew he needed to move on with his royal quest, but the forest setting was so peaceful, Rainbow Blitz was such a snuggly cutie, and satisfying him a third time surely wouldn’t take very long...

Yet before the two not-gay lovers could begin another passionate round of randy gay sex, a sweet, high pitched voice from the nearby cottage interrupted them with the utter terror of its cry.

“Eep! Somepony help me! I-I’m stuck!”

6. Buttered and buggered

“OHMYGOSH! Butterscotch is in trouble!” In an instant, Rainbow Blitz peeled his lips from Henry’s and tried to fly off of the human’s stiff cock. His greedy asshole stretched out, further and further away from his rump as he flapped with all his strength, his teeth clenched with determination. Still, his ringpiece clung to the head of Henry’s bludgeon with amazing strength, holding the speedster back. This was truly a ponut that knew what it wanted!

Finally, with a loud “pop” Blitz disconnected from his lover and launched forward, streaking like a rubber band through a window in Butterscotch’s cottage. Henry quickly followed the silly yet utterly loyal pegasus, stepping through the colourfully painted door.

The first thing Henry noticed in the warm, quaint interior was a set of bird watching binoculars that had been left suspiciously on the windowsill near where he and Rainbow Blitz had been playing. An autographed poster of Blitz in a tight latex flight suit was hung on the wall, the pegasus’ humble bulge and smug grin clear for all to see. A half-read book left on Butterscotch’s overstuffed hoofchair was called “Easy Training For Difficult Pets,” but the picture on the cover made it clear exactly what sort of difficult pet Butterscotch was trying to train — a blue one with a rainbow mane!

Rainbow Blitz was frantically fussing over his yellow friend, who had somehow managed to trap himself in the straps and cuffs of a dangling swing designed for only one purpose: to keep naughty pegasi from flying away while they had their attitudes corrected and their poopers widened. Butterscotch whimpered and kicked his helpless hooves, every movement of his legs jiggling his overstuffed muffin of a plot.

Rather than rushing in and worsening a bad situation, Henry took a moment to evaluate the scene. Despite the precarious predicament, he couldn’t help but notice that poor Butterscotch was face down, ass up... just the way Henry liked ’em! In fact, this wobbly sight made him think back on his last birthday, and the very generous gift he’d gotten from Solaris...

“Henry, you h-have to help!” Rainbow Blitz seemed on the verge of tears. “Butterscotch is s-stuck!”

“Oh, yes, thank Solaris you were right outside! Not that I was spying on you or anything.” The other pegasus spoke softly, and shuddered jiggily. “Just think, I could have been trapped here for hours!”

Henry nodded with understanding. “Yeah, bondage gear sure is tricky. You shouldn’t try this stuff by yourself — you might sprain these cute wings!” He unsnapped the cuffs, then wiggled his arms beneath Butterscotch’s barrel and prepared to lift the warm, soft, oh so fluffy pegasus out of the kinky contraption. “Here, I’ll help you out...”

“No, oh no!” Butterscotch protested, digging in to the hug with his squishy, bountiful body. “I’m sorry, Henry, but the only way to get a pegasus unstuck is... sodomy.”

“Really, Butterscotch?” Henry asked with a roll of his eyes.

“Oh, yes, it’s a scientific fact. The only way to shake me free is with a hard pounding up my big, fat butt.” Butterscotch slowly turned his head and stared the human down with beautiful aquamarine eyes, daring him to call the ludicrous bluff rather than enjoy the pleasures of a welcoming pegasus plot.

Henry’s heart beat like a drumroll as panting human and stallion breaths mingled together. Butterscotch’s face smiled with deceptive innocence, and the heat and softness of the fur beneath his hands was unmatched. Rainbow Blitz was a cute little femcolt, all right, but Butterscotch was so feminine the confused human was now questioning his own sexuality! So long as they carried big dicks between their legs, maybe girls were all right after all...

“Is this true, Rainbow Blitz?” Henry asked the svelte pegasus who was ogling Butterscotch’s wiggling bum as it brushed and squished against Henry’s chest.

“Big fat butt? Totally, the biggest in town!” Blitz affirmed cheerfully. “Butter’s even bigger than Bubble Berry, and that’s saying something!”

“I meant how you get him ‘unstuck.’” Henry struggled to set Butterscotch back in the swing the stallion was so determined to stay trapped in, almost giggling and sneezing at the swish of the stallion’s playful tail.

“I wasn’t staring!” Rainbow Blitz screamed. “Erm, yeah, I help Scotch get unstuck all the time. You can’t argue with science! It’s not really my thing cause I’m totally not gay, but anything for a friend, right?”

Butterscotch batted long, feminine lashes at his utterly oblivious lover. “Yes, Blitz is so very helpful. And Zecoro, and Derpy the mail guy, and Pink Lady has a strap she uses sometimes.”

“Eww, a fake dick? That’s double gay!”

Butterscotch sighed with annoyance. “Anyways, now that we’ve all agreed about the proper method of rescuing stuck pegasi, if one of you wouldn’t mind penetrating my pony pucker, I’d be ever so grateful.”

“You should probably do it, Henry,” Blitz offered, gesturing towards the huge, jiggling butter-butt before them. “Not that I can’t get it up again! It’s just a little weird for me, cause I only like mares. No judgement, though! I’ll even watch, and tell you what he likes, just to make it less awkward.”

“Well, if you insist.” Henry didn’t want to come between this silly couple, but... no, that was exactly what he wanted to do! Cum between them, over and over again! Make them kiss around his cock, switch his plundering tool from one gaping plot to another, bind them together in a 69 so he and Solaris could enjoy a spit roast together without having to argue about who got the ponut!

Henry unzipped his fly and pulled his trousers down, letting his maddeningly stiff cock spring free yet again. With the number of ponies he had to plow today, he should probably have gone bottomless! “Ooo!” Ever the adventurous one, Butterscotch smiled happily at the sight of a brand new penis shape. “Rainbow Blitz! Why didn’t you tell me you’re the same size?” he gushed. “It’s so stiff and beautiful, just like yours...”

“Like mine?” Rainbow Blitz had never thought of things from that perspective. “I guess it is a pretty awesome dick, now that you mention it.”

“Oh, and I have the perfect place for special stallions who help me get unstuck.” Butterscotch wiggled his big ass invitingly. “It’s called my butt hole, and it’s right down here!”

Henry eagerly reached forward with both hands to tug those ponderous cheeks apart, revealing a juicy, well buttered and thoroughly delicious pucker at the bottom of a deep and musky canyon. “I-I hope it’s OK for you, Henry,” Butterscotch stated with eyes full of hope. “I didn’t expect to entertain today, but I always try to keep it wet and breedable, just in case.”

“Oh, don’t you worry, Butterscotch,” Henry pledged. “You’ve got one prime piece of ass back here. Let me show you just how ‘breedable’ you really are.” He slid his cock between the perfectly shaped buns before him and gently hotdogged back and forth. Butterscotch panted to feel the heavy, hot touch of the strange creature’s cock against his fluffy warm flank flesh.

“Whoa, Henry, hold on!” Rainbow Blitz called out. “You gotta say ‘no homo’ first, just in case it accidentally turns gay!”

Henry smiled and leaned forward, nuzzling Butterscotch’s neck with his lips and making the smaller pony quiver at a predator’s kiss. “Homo,” he whispered seductively.

“Homo!” Butterscotch giggled in return.

Rainbow Blitz scratched his head. “That’s close enough, I guess...”

At last, the tip of Henry’s questing cockhead descended far enough into the depths of Butterscotch’s crack to nudge against the pegasus’ hungry booty. The receptive femcolt’s pucker bloomed, easily accepting the human’s mushroom shaped head and guiding him into the depths beyond. The heat, the tightness, the tender suckling as he gently winked and clenched... Butterscotch was the portrait of gracious hospitality, even tied up and immobilized in his own home!

“Oh, Butterscotch,” Henry moaned. He pressed so very slowly inside, wishing this heavenly sensation to last forever. Butterscotch’s wings unfolded and spread into a majestic wingboner, heedless of the “bondage” that supposedly constrained them.

Henry reluctantly released Butterscotch’s cheeks, leaving them to clap against his slowly penetrating cock, and reached for those beautiful wings instead. He stroked and petted, tracing the muscles to find the knots, beginning the exotic Ten-Fingers massage technique that could transform even Prince Solaris into a quivering mess.

Many a delayed sunrise these days could be blamed on Henry’s skilful hands, and what an alicorn craved, no mere pegasus could resist! Butterscotch’s prominent yellow cock dropped from its sheath, quickly stiffening along with his wings and bouncing among the straps of the sex swing. “Oh, yes, Henry, please... oh, so gentle...”

“Dude, what are you doing?” Rainbow Blitz squawked. “It’s obvious you’re not very good at this. You gotta shove it all the way in and go fast til you nut!”

“N-no, don’t listen, this is delightful...”

“It’s for your own good, Butters! C’mon, Henry, get moving! I’ll help! Remember, it’s only gay until the balls touch!”

“I... I think you have that backw—whoa!” Henry gasped as he felt the tender stroking of pegasus feathers on his sack. Solaris, his dominant lover, was rarely so thoughtful. Lost in the depths of a most innocent perversion, Rainbow Blitz deliberately rubbed Henry’s balls against Butterscotch’s softer, larger pair, making them kiss, tenderly rolling the human’s large eggs against Butterscotch’s hefty oranges. “There, now these awesome balls are making friends. Henry’s balls and Scotchie’s balls, best buds in a platonic, not gay way~!”

Henry could only moan at the onslaught of pleasurable sensations. Though he lived a life of constant kinky sex, a threeway like this was beyond his wildest fantasies. Butterscotch was so sweetly submissive, and Rainbow Blitz so obliviously naughty! That big pony sack was almost burning to the touch on the magically hairless skin of Henry’s sensitive balls, and the femcolt’s incongruously masculine horse orbs churned and clenched tighter as the human plunged the head of his cock deeper into Butterscotch’s rectum.

Massaging a wing with one hand, Henry reached down and squeezed Butterscotch’s large flare in the other, quickly lubricating it with dribbling pre. He stroked the giant pegasus prick as he finally bottomed out in Butterscotch’s bottom and began gently to thrust back and forth. “Are you feeling all right, Butterscotch?” he queried.

Butterscotch just panted for breath and nickered hornily, finally looking back at his lover like a blushing bride. “Yes, thank you, Henry. This is wonderful. And, um, you’re lasting quite a bit longer than I’m used to,” he added with a shy glance at Blitz. “It’s a nice change. Please, enjoy my plot as long as you’d like.”

Henry’s mind swam in nameless pleasures, stroking in and out of Butterscotch’s ponut while he massaged the giving pegasus’ wings and gently jerked his huge horse shaft. When Rainbow Blitz started sucking and playfully nipping at the four bouncing nuts he’d introduced to each other, Butterscotch loudly whinnied and came into Henry’s stroking hand, overflowing it with thick, fragrant pegasus jizz. Blitz’s ears perked up quickly, and he dashed beneath his friend’s sex swing and eagerly guzzled down whatever liquid spilled from Henry’s cupped hand. “Gotta keep my protein levels up!” he grinned with a wink.

“You know it, dude.” As his yellow lover’s spurts subsided, Henry lifted his hand and slurped a big handful of hot, delicious semen like an oyster from its shell. “Mmm...” Butterscotch’s cream tasted woody and herbal, like chicken with mushrooms. He’d make an excellent entrée paired with a mouthful of Rainbow Blitz’s nut soup, and followed up with a sweet Bubble Berry dessert!

“Oh, goodness,” Butterscotch moaned, “I haven’t cum that hard for hours! Thank you so very much, Henry.”

Henry smiled. “Of course, Butterscotch, a guy like you deserves the best.” He knew the perfect aftercare for this pega-cutie: a little rub with his thumbs, right along the edges of the wings, perfectly gentle—

“Keep going, Henry!” Rainbow Blitz encouraged. “Taking it up the plot just feels even better after you cum! Erm, so I’ve heard...”

Athough Butterscotch was far too timid and submissive to speak up, yet Henry could read his body language quite well, and as his yellow cock sheathed, the girlish stallion began to grunt and shift with discomfort. The human knew he was done enjoying the kind pegasus’ charms... at least for now. He had to save a helping of dat ass for Dusk Shine, after all!

Henry reluctantly pulled his girth from the heavenly hole he’d been so graciously offered. “Butterscotch, your plot is sheer perfection. Thank you for sharing.” He stroked a finger beneath Rainbow Blitz’s chin. “And thanks for making sure the balls touched, bud. What would we do without you?”

Blitz grinned and preened as his awesome contribution to the sex was recognized. Henry smiled, settled his sore body into his bound conquest’s plush hoofchair, and shook his slippery, still stiff cock at the happy blue pegasus. “Now be a bro and clean me off, dude,” he called out. “My cock smells like a stallion’s butthole, and that’s totally gay.”

The cute, submissive twink dashed over to Henry, eager to serve. “Oh, sure, that’s cool,” he gushed. “Bros clean each others dicks all the time!” Blitz dipped his muzzle over the hoofrest, sniffed happily, and hungrily began to clean Butterscotch’s ass musk off of Henry’s erection.

“Golly, there shouldn’t be any smell.” Butterscotch easily freed himself from the sex swing he was “stuck” in, flexed his half chub of a wingboner, and flapped over to the orally engaged duo. “I just had my herbal tea enema for the afternoon. But I’ll come over and help, just to make sure...”

“Mmmrph!” Rainbow Blitz growled and forced his mouth all the way down onto Henry’s crotch, claiming his territory and hogging every bit of Henry’s cock for himself. At the local glory hole, he’d seen way too many stallions choose Butter’s buttery throat over his own, and he wasn’t about to let Henry’s dick go! Not after all the humiliating things he’d had to do to get that glorious human penis inside him at all!

“You’re so silly, Rainbow Blitz,” Butterscotch sighed with a roll of his eyes. “Friendship isn’t a competition!” He looked up adoringly at the pleasured human, who was tenderly stroking Blitz’s mane. “What if I take your balls this time, big guy?” he offered. Henry nodded eagerly, of course!

Butterscotch ducked his muzzle between the human’s pungent thighs and began to clean up the stew of sweat, stallion cum, and butt funk that had accumulated there through Henry’s amorous adventures. Butterscotch sighed in contentment as he enjoyed the mingled tastes of so many of his friends, his tongue lapping lightly on the human’s endlessly teased balls. “I always like to pretend they’re little baby kittens, and I’m the mama kitty giving them a tongue bath,” he confessed.

“That’s really weird, Butterscotch,” Henry muttered.

“Shut up and let Scotchie suck your nuts, Henry.”

“Y-yes, sir,” Henry stammered, utterly confused about the ever shifting dynamics of this bizarre couple.

With Butterscotch occupied with servicing the human’s swollen seed pods, Rainbow Blitz felt confident enough to unseat Henry’s prick so that he could use his mouth for a very important purpose — boasting. “Everypony at the gym says I’m the best dick cleaner!” The pegasus gave an evil grin to the human he was blowing. “They all cum in my mouth in the morning, and then they’re too tired to go to the clubs at night! More mares for me!”

Henry chuckled. “You are really something, Rainbow Blitz.” He ran his fingers through the stallion’s rainbow mane, gently taking control so he could slip that loud mouth right back over his cock for a nice, romantic throat fucking. “Butterscotch is lucky to have you as a... whatever you two are.”

“Oh, we don’t put labels on it,” Butterscotch insisted. “We’re just sluts.” The filthy cutie looked up adoringly as the human repeatedly rammed Blitz’s snout into the base of his crotch, rewarding his dom with tender nut suckles for every gag and whimper that came from his coltfriend’s throat.

On another day, being orally pampered by two pegasi femcolts would have brought Henry to a powerful climax in no time. Now, after hours of sexual pleasure, yet with the release of orgasm nowhere to be found, Henry felt his body ever weakening. He writhed in Butterscotch’s soft and sleepy hoofchair, unwilling to let the blissful pleasures end, yet aware that feeding these hungry boys was a never ending task which distracted him from his only hope: making Dusk Shine so happy with his brand new herd that he’d overlook Solaris’ “evil” spell and finally bring Henry off.

Finally, Rainbow Blitz ended Henry’s moment of indecision, by spitting out the bloated length of his prick and smiling widely up at him as strings of pegasus saliva dripped down his shaft and onto Butterscotch’s snorting muzzle. “Thanks for helping me get my deepthroat reps in, Henry!” he cheered excitedly. “Do you want to cum inside Rainbow Blitz? I promise it’s not gay! Mares love watching me eat their husbands’ cum, and that makes it straight!”

Henry reluctantly gripped Blitz’s mane and tugged his mouth away from the angry, fleshy dome of his penis. “Guys, please, I can’t take this anymore,” he begged. “Can’t we just cuddle for awhile?”

Butterscotch pouted adorably, letting Henry’s throbbing meat droop across his muzzle, booping him repeatedly as it lightly jumped up and down with each beat of the human’s quickly racing heart. “But you’re still so stiff and powerful,” the girlish pegasus whined. “Why won’t you cum for us? How can we please you, daddy?”

“Whoa, he’s your dad? That’s gross!”

“Forget it, Blitz,” Butterscotch grumbled.

“I thought Mr. Scotch was your dad!” Suddenly an incredibly wrong conclusion hit Rainbow Blitz like a lightning bolt. “Oh no, did your folks get divorced? I’m so sorry, dude! But you gotta know they both still love you!”

“For gosh sakes, Blitz, stop bringing my parents into our sexy time!” Butterscotch glared at his friend as he climbed over him onto Henry’s lap, smothering the human like a blanket made of pony floof and stroking his biceps with his very softest feathers, even as his phat cheeks clapped tightly shut around Henry’s tormented dong. “You heard Henry — help me with cuddle duty!”

“Hey, wait for me! You know I’ll cuddle the heck out of this dweeb!” Shooting a look of jealousy, Rainbow Blitz flew above Henry’s head, shoving his tight blue ass right in his new friend’s face, and bent his slender neck downwards to lick the human’s nipples, just as Butterscotch snuggled in against his chest. The two stallions’ muzzles nearly touched, and Blitz felt the magical effects of Butterscotch’s sweet presence tug at his heart, just as Henry had earlier.

“Butterscotch, oh, Butterscotch...” Blitz’s wings stiffened and his hovering suddenly ceased, his slim plot dropping direct onto Henry’s face with a “thump” as his hooves slipped across Henry’s sweaty chest and his lips quivered a millimetre from his friend’s. “Butters, I think... I think I love...”

“Yes, Rainbow Blitz? You love...” Butterscotch caught his breath, his heart fluttering. Even Henry held still, resisting the urge to devour the spicy, sweaty ponut that had been pushed firmly against his mouth.

“I-I love being best friends with you!” Rainbow Blitz confessed.

“Oh, that’s nice, too.” Butterscotch sounded disappointed, but he swiftly began to giggle and kick helplessly as Rainbow Blitz tumbled him to the cottage floor and began to tickle him. “Best friends, best friends, heeheheh!”

“Dawww...” Henry took in the sweet sight as the two cute stallions roughhoused across the floor, their heavy sheaths twitching and their cuddle duties quickly forgotten. It was almost worth losing that brief taste of Blitz’s yummy ponut to watch the fun. “Before you two get into it, I have a favour to ask. Would you mind joining Elusive’s tea party this afternoon? I’d like your help with a ‘group project.’”

“Oh, golly,” Butterscotch sighed, pinning Rainbow Blitz to the floor and sloppily kissing up and down his neck. “I love Elusive, but his parties are so fussy. He gets angry if you even try to get stuck in the teapot. Honestly, what’s the point if my plot doesn’t end up a sloppy, gaping mess? It’s a tea party, not a ‘don’t buttfuck me’ party!”

“Yeah, totally!” Rainbow Blitz agreed automatically, cheerfully and cluelessly. He quickly overpowered Butterscotch, rolled on top of the chubby hottie and kissed him hungrily on the lips. “Gee, Scotch, do you think Elusive might be gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. He just lights up my gaydar, you know?”

“This tea party is going to be a bit different,” Henry assured the two. “I’m trying to get you boys hooked up with Dusk Shine, and let’s just say more than one plothole might get wrecked.”

“Oh, goodness,” Butterscotch whispered, clenching his titanic butt cheeks together.

“If Dusk is going to be there, so will we!” Blitz shouted excitedly. “Potholes, wrecks... sounds awesome, like the Applewood Derby!”

Butterscotch confirmed this carnal appointment with a nod. “Yes, we’ll fly into Ponyville after Mr. Derpy’s afternoon ‘delivery.’” He pulled his oblivious coltfriend into a tender embrace. “Mmh, you’ll help me take care of Derpy, won’t you, Blitz? You know how sweaty his plot gets while he plows me...”

“Not while I’m around!” Rainbow Blitz pledged, dipping his naughty tongue into Butterscotch’s mouth. “That nasty musk of his might make you do gay things! I’ll have his buttcrack clean as a whistle in ten seconds flat!”

Butterscotch put a hoof to his lips and mused. “Now, let’s see, I had a letter I wanted him to deliver, but where did I put it?" The pegasus’ fat plot wobbled as he shoved his head beneath the sofa cushions as if searching for lost coins. “Oops! I’m stuck again! Oh, goodness me.”

“I got this one, dude,” Blitzie told his new human friend. He lifted his front hooves up onto the sofa, his petite cock already unsheathed and throbbing for his effortlessly dominant and endlessly patient coltfriend. “It’s OK, Butterscotch, I’ll save you!”

“Thank you, Rainbow Blitz!” Butterscotch cried out, his high pitched voice muffled by the cushion. “Your dick’s a perfect size to make me cu—unstuck! It’s not too small at all! Thunderclap doesn’t know what she’s talking about!”

“You’re such a good friend, Butters!” Blitz weeped as he spread the massive yellow butt cheeks that wobbled before him and plunged his stiffy firmly forward. “You know just what to say!”

“I’ll see myself out, shall I?” Henry asked the oddly romantic duo. He slipped out the cottage door and began to stroll the dirt path back to Ponyville. The day had gone well, he mused, with but a single stallion left to seduce. But from the hints he’d heard dropped throughout the day, it seemed as though the mysterious Elusive would be his most difficult conquest of all!

Not far down the road, Henry encountered a handsome if unkempt grey pegasus flapping along towards the cottage, his saddlebags stuffed with envelopes and packages. “You must be Mr. Derpy,” Henry surmised politely.

“Oh, and you must be the reason Solaris is so much happier these past few years!”

Henry blushed with a smile: his hard work hadn’t gone unnoticed, even out in Ponyville! “Here to see Butterscotch, eh? I think they’ll be ready for you in just a minute...”

“Oh, Butterscotch!” Rainbow Blitz’s voice cried out from the cottage. “I’m cumming! Please get unstuck!”

Henry winked. “Oh, yeah, they’re ready.”

Derpy landed on all four hooves and pointed at the now permanent bulge in the human’s trousers, as it throbbed temptingly at the level of his own pliant and salivating lips. “Hey, do you need somepony to take care of that thing?” he offered.

“More than anything,” Henry confessed, “but I can’t cum just yet. I’m under a spell, and only Dusk Shine can bring me off.”

“Gee, that’s tough.” Derpy placed a hoof on Henry’s thigh with sympathy. “I was thinking you could pump my butt for a while. These two dummies always want to bottom.”

Henry flirtatiously scratched Derpy behind the ears. “I’d love to, handsome, but I’ve got a list of ponies I need to fuck today, and you’re not on the list.”

“Oh, the Mane 6 tour, eh? No time for side characters?” Derpy frowned as he slowly rotated, presenting his ass to the human. “Well, what do you think of this?”

Henry goggled at the hefty pegasus rump, shining with an afternoon’s sweat, nearly as large as Butterscotch’s chonk but rippling with the power of Applejack’s glorious ass. He cleared his throat, utterly speechless. Was Derpy a long lost alicorn prince, hiding a horn beneath his mail cap? What else could explain the utter badonkitude of that donk?

“Wow, that’s... a dumptruck,” he stammered out.

“No, it’s a butt,” Derpy rebutted. “Am I on the list now?”

“You know, I think you just might be.” Henry plucked the mail cap off of Derpy’s messy mane and set it on his own head, before unzipping his fly yet again and fishing out his stiff, endlessly teased prick. “Special delivery, cutie!” he announced.

“Gosh, you’re cheezy,” Derpy blushed. He hiked his hips high, his cheeks thicc beyond thicc, his broken in asshole slippery with sperm from a full day of erotic “deliveries.” As Henry gently slipped his cock between those twin masterpieces of rump, Derpy felt his own cock shyly peeking out of its sheath, and he knew that his cum would be helping Butterscotch’s flowers grow before too long...

7. A switch in time

Finally back in Ponyville, after pounding Derpy’s fat ass so hard the pegasus hottie’s eyes actually uncrossed, Henry walked through the charming downtown area, holding one of Dusk Shine’s tourist maps and searching for the Carousel Boutique. Finally locating the gaudily decorated building, Henry could hear the hum of a sewing machine from inside. He knocked on the door and called out, “Elusive?”

This was the moment... it was time for Henry to meet the final addition to Dusk Shine’s bustling friendship harem. Would Elusive prove to be dom or sub, top or bottom? Was his style romantic, teasing, or simply filthy? What kink, what position would be the one to extract his equine load and make him finally ready to confess his love for his fellow unicorn?

“Hrm?” The door cracked open, and a well dressed and exquisitely coiffed unicorn feasted his eyes on Henry through a stylish pair of eyeglasses. Mascara and bright red lipstick gave Elusive the appearance of a mare, but his well exercised body and tailored suit proved him as a perfectly confident stallion, who might change his look to appear feminine or masculine just as it pleased him. “Ah, yes, Dusk said you’d be joining us for tea today. You’re a bit early, but please, come on in, Mr. Ambassador.”

“Please, just call me Henry.” The young human was utterly unqualified for diplomacy and his status as Earth’s ambassador was nothing but a traditional honour bestowed by a nation of talking ponies... at least, that’s what he planned to say if anyone ever found out about those treaties he’d signed!

Elusive scoffed. “But you and Prince Solaris... I hate to repeat rumours, but I hear you’re practically royalty, darling!” The unicorn shut the door behind Henry, applied a magical lock, and swiftly drew the curtains. “Now, I want to hear all about your very naughtiest rendezvouses,” he insisted, pushing the human into his spacious showroom. “Is it true that his seed tastes like purest spring sunlight?”

“You won’t get anything out of me,” Henry pledged. “What kind of friend would I be to Solaris if I leaked information about his delicious cum and started a royal scandal?”

“Well!” Elusive whinnied with indignation. “Never you mind, I have my ways. Lay your divine form upon the couch of pleasures, please.”

Henry looked over the many exquisite examples of antique furniture, an enormous collection which the prissy unicorn had collected like so many hoofball cards. “Er, which couch is that?”

“Oh, just choose one, and prepare for the severest tortures.” Henry lay on the softest sofa he’d ever felt and opened his mouth for a hovered grape. Pampered and hoof fed by a handsome unicorn... a guy could get used to this kind of treatment!

“I simply must hear every steamy detail of your time with Solaris,” Elusive insisted. He seductively kissed a second grape, then hovered the wet little fruit over to Henry’s mouth. “Are you quite sure your lips are sealed, darling? I’d do anything to hear about your first time together.” Henry parted those lips just wide enough to accept the grape, then made a zipping motion.

Elusive snorted. “A gentlecolt to the end. Well, keeping the subject on worshipful stallions, let’s share some juicy gossip about Dusk Shine, shall we?”

“Yes, lets!” Henry lay back and put his arms behind his head. This was going to be easier than he’d thought...

“You’ve known Dusk for years, ever since he was a student in Canterlot. May I ask your advice?”

“Sure thing, good looking.”

“Since the very day I met that glorious god of a nerd, one concept has consumed my mind — I must design the perfect dress to wear as he ravishes me!” Elusive drew a deep breath at the thought of his crush thrusting atop his shapely form, pounding his eager unicussy with the force of a hurricane.

Henry fanned himself with a hand. “Gosh, that’s hot... erm, he’ll be ravishing you, when, exactly?”

“I-I haven’t asked for a ravishing, per se,” Elusive stuttered. “A stallion has his pride, after all. But I’m sure he’ll get the hint eventually, and I’m finally finished with the outfit! Would you mind trying it on, so that I may see if it’s ravish-worthy?”

“B-but I’m not shaped like a pony.”

“Oh, never you mind. A few simple alterations, and you will be!” Elusive reached out with his magic and began to twist at the bones in Henry’s hips.

“Owwch!” Henry protested and writhed in the couch. “How about altering the outfit instead of altering me?”

“If you insist.” A flurry of cloth and scissors filled the air, and in moments Elusive smiled with satisfaction as he lay out a black dress with a deep neckline and a set of skimpy panties, perfectly tailored for a human with Henry’s shape.

“Yes, I think that will give much the same effect.” Elusive waved a commanding hoof. “Put it on, darling, and banish any reluctance to undress before me. Whatever shame nudity holds for you will be magnified tenfold once you don this scandalous garment!”

“You’ve got me interested, that does sound fun,” Henry admitted. Elusive magically cleaned and ironed Henry’s clothes as the human removed them, folding each piece perfectly and stacking them to form a pile by the door to the Carousel Boutique. Nude before the appreciative unicorn, Henry then wiggled his lithe form into the little black dress and straightened the spaghetti straps upon his shoulders.

“Do be sure to tuck,” Elusive insisted. “You have no sheath, and we can’t have any unsightly bulge disturbing my perfect lines.”

Henry didn’t often play this game, but he knew how, quite well! His cock was once again painfully stiff but he carefully tucked it between his legs so that he could slip on the lacy satin panties. “Penises, eh?” Elusive sighed. “Such a bother in the world of fashion, especially for those of us who are especially ‘gifted.’ I’d banish them from my catwalk, if they weren’t so dreadfully fun.”

His outfit change complete, Henry admired himself in one of Elusive’s many gilded mirrors, marvelling at the way the dress’ plunging neckline exposed his muscular chest. The human had expected to be donning full drag, but it seemed Elusive’s gender bending outfit was designed to showcase his masculine features in a feminine light... and Henry had to admit it was working. If Prince Solaris saw Henry in this dress, it wouldn’t be long at all before his tongue was dipping between the folds of fabric, panting with desire, tracing the lines of his human lover’s abs!

Elusive’s interest seemed just as strong, albeit a bit ironic. “As beautiful as ever, ‘Elusive,’” he stated with a raise of his shaped eyebrow. “Now, let’s make you up for your date with Dusk.” The unicorn hovered a long purple wig atop Henry’s short hair and swiftly applied lipstick and eyeshadow. “We’ll also prepare the ponut, just in case the date goes well...” Elusive’s horn lit up and Henry yipped with alarm as his insides were magically cleaned and lubricated. “One never knows when luck will strike, and a tidy bum always grants confidence!”

“Now, as for Dusk...” With a shimmer of illusion, Elusive quickly dyed his fur and mane to resemble Dusk Shine’s. Henry’s mind reeled at the implications for kinky threeways! Of course, there could be no mistaking the two unicorns. Where Dusk boasted the cuddly body of a studious geek, Elusive proudly showcased the toned form of a dedicated gym bunny. Side to side, they’d look more like brothers... hot, naughty brothers who wouldn’t mind kissing for a human’s bedtime entertainment...

Elusive pranced into the showcase at the centre of his boutique, kicking a ponyquin out of the way and surrounding himself with full length mirrors. He thrust out his flank for his own admiration, imagining that he was ogling his would-be suitor. “I’m certain that oblivious stud will be hiding his erotic masterpiece of a body beneath something utterly conventional,” he scowled. With a whirl of magic, Elusive dressed himself in his own idea of “conventional” clothing: a flashy cape, a jewelled codpiece, and a studded choker. With one final glance at himself from all angles, Elusive strutted out of his showcase and bowed to Henry. “Now, shall we begin our date, ‘Elusive?’” he inquired.

Henry smiled and offered his arm. “Lead the way, ‘Dusk.’”

Elusive stood tall on his hind legs, took the larger human into his strong hooves and began to lead him in a romantic waltz around the Carousel boutique. He leaned into Henry’s shoulder and began to spin a tale of purest fantasy...

“As the evening starts, Dusk plays the perfect gentlecolt. Proper, staid, and sheathed... or is he?” Elusive looked down at his codpiece, which strained as he smelled Henry’s warmth and his dark cock began to swell within the white fur of his sheath. “Oh, he can’t help himself. But I ignore the warning signs.” A hint of the sinister came into Elusive’s voice as he continually narrated his fantasy. “Each of my misgivings drowned out by the sound of my lonely heart, pounding in my chest. I’m so excited to be noticed by such a handsome unicorn. And Solaris’ own pupil, at that?

Elusive gazed lustfully up at Henry and shook his head sadly. “Oh, little small town Elusive. So naive, so blind to the ways of the world. Little do I suspect the intensity that simmers beneath that gentle facade.”

Elusive twirled Henry around and held him close in a romantic, yet possessive clutch. Though he knew it was just a roleplay, the unicorn’s intoxicating scent and loving treatment had Henry’s mind in a whirl. Solaris had never danced with him, even in private!

Why couldn’t life in the palace be like this, every day a celebration of passion and love? Why wouldn’t Solaris allow Henry to live openly as his devoted “princess?” Did Solaris even know how Henry felt about him? Could it be that the Sun Prince was just as dense as his pupil, just as oblivious to the yearning heart that knelt each day to service him?

“A wonderful dinner full of sparkling conversation, and then Dusk walks me home.” Elusive smiled as he spoke, bringing Henry gently back to reality as he ended the dance. “I’ve let slip that my brother is away — naturally! I’m the one who sent him away! — and at the doorway, I offer him a kiss.” Henry obediently puckered his lips, and Elusive embraced the human closely, reaching up to press his own lips against Henry’s, firmly and passionately.

Suddenly a feral growl sounded from the unicorn’s throat. “He takes the kiss, greedily, and then another. In mere moments his true self is revealed: a brutal beast!” Elusive’s second kiss lived up to his words, and Henry felt the forceful, delightful intrusion of pony tongue into his mouth. The unicorn might be small and fussy, but his kisses were strong enough to sweep a human off his feet! And when Elusive’s magic started rubbing Henry’s tucked erection through the satin panties, he nearly swooned!

“Oh, Elusive... I mean, Dusk Shine...” Henry simpered in an impression of his partner’s voice. “I’m not that kind of stallion, darling, wahahah!”

“I’ll show you what kind of stallion you are!” Henry was grabbed by unicorn magic and his breath forced out of him as he was pressed violently against yet another piece of antique furniture. “Dusk shoves me through the doorway and bends me over my own sewing table like a common whorse! Does he ask for consent?”

“If you’re asking, I’m giving,” Henry quickly blurted out.

“No, he does not,” Elusive snarled. He reared up and dropped his front hooves on either side of his table, pinning Henry against his sewing machine. He took deep breaths, trying to restore sweetness and gentleness to his being.

“And yet beneath the beast lies a lover and a friend,” Elusive pledged. “Dusk would never truly hurt me. He only wishes to show me my proper place — impaled, violated, ruined. A fashionable decoration atop his powerful cock. Dresses don’t consent to their use — why should dressmakers?”

Elusive’s magic abruptly ripped Henry’s dress open and tugged the satin panties down to his knees, exposing the leaking cock and swollen balls pressed painfully between his thighs. “Ooh! He’ll take me forcefully, of course. Consumed by passion, he can do no less.” The tailor’s long, thick, pure black stallionhood grazed the human’s plump balls as it bounced, out of control, against Henry’s hindquarters, twitching to seek out his freshly lubricated hole.

“Oh, fuck, no!” Henry cried out. A quiver of hesitation stayed Elusive’s hips at the very threshold of ecstasy. Had the unicorn gone too far with his fantasy? “No, Dusk Shine, please! Not here, darling! Not like this!”

“Shut up,” Elusive growled. “You little prick tease! You’ve had this coming a long time, you prissy crossdressing bitch!”

Elusive groaned at the tightness as his cock prodded at Henry’s ass. Despite being stretched to the limit by Applejack’s almighty prick mere hours before, Henry’s insides had been swiftly realigned and tightened by Solaris’ protective magic as soon as the earth pony vacated his hole. The Prince himself sometimes took Henry two or three times in a row, and he hated sloppy seconds, even his own.

Finally Elusive slipped in gently, filling Henry utterly with the delightfully shaped flare. The unicorn murmured the most indelicate grunts as he felt the tight, warm, welcoming embrace of human ass. Such an exotic change from the magical toys he’d been using... erm, that is, the many submissives, stallion and mare alike, who begged for his cock on a daily basis!

“Oh, Elusive!” Henry cried out, forgetting the roleplay as he was once again filled by the hot, thick, throbbing length of a majestic stallionhood. As much as he loved pumping loads up taut and clinging ponuts, Henry could never say no to being bent over by an assertive male and having his own “ponut” be shown its true purpose.

“You make a fine cocksleeve, Elusive!” Elusive returned, thrusting gently into Henry’s accommodating bum. For all his nasty words, Elusive was a most generous lover who would never hurt his partner — as if Henry could be hurt by something as delightful as horse cock!

Henry’s own cock bulged obscenely between his thighs, pulsing as Elusive bottomed out and his swinging, freshly waxed pony nuts repeatedly punished the human’s lesser testicles for their impertinence. The wet plapping of sack upon sack proved a perfect guide to the rhythm of the endless lengths of pony pole being slipped in and out of the human’s inviting rump.

“Ravish me, Dusk Shine!” Henry pleaded, his P-spot pummelled by the tailor’s ever swelling flare. “Fuck me all night! Overflow me with your passion!”

“Just as you wish, Elusive! Your torment shall last for... hours... unparalleled stamina... guuuh!” Elusive’s words were betrayed by his over eager prick, which could hardly last longer than Rainbow Blitz’s. Perhaps it was merely the excitement of the scenario, but it seemed Elusive wasn’t the experienced lover he let on. His eager sperm surged up Henry’s colon in long gushes, hot and thick. For Henry, it felt like having a bottle of warm, lilac scented lotion pumped up his ass.

“Oh, Elusive! Elusive, be mine!” Elusive cried out, lost utterly in orgasmic fantasy, crying out the very words he longed to hear from Dusk Shine. “My whorse, my husband, my v-very special somepony!”

“Dusk, you fucking stud...” Henry moaned as the gushes of lilac diminished to mere spurts. “I’m yours... utterly ravished...”

Elusive gently slipped his throbbing cock from Henry’s ass and kissed the human gently on the neck. “There, there, darling,” he whispered, catching his breath. “I’m Elusive once more. No need to pretend. Oh, my...”

Henry rolled onto his side and stroked Elusive’s muzzle gently. “Was it good for you?” he queried, already knowing the answer.

“Simply delightful! I-it’s rare for me to climax so quickly,” Elusive stuttered out an obvious lie. “I’ll begrudgingly accept your reticence when it comes to Solaris’ bedroom prowess, but you must share the secrets of that delightful human plot, darling!”

Henry merely smiled mysteriously and knelt at Elusive’s barrel, holding the tailor’s veiny rod in his hands and gently licking up and down, cleaning every fleshy ridge.

Elusive gently put a hoof to his lips. “Oh, my! I am spotless, of course, but... ass to mouth, really? Prince Solaris certainly has you well trained!”

“I live to serve,” Henry muttered. Indeed, his nastiest kink was well known throughout the upper reaches of Canterlot Palace. After satisfying himself with five or six of the Night Guard, even that stuck up Prince Artemis had been known to knock on his brother’s bedroom door and request Henry’s special “cleanup service!”

“That’s enough for now, dear,” Elusive insisted as his cock retreated into its sheath. “The lady Rarity is quite sensitive, and she wishes to withdraw for the moment.”

“‘Lady Rarity?’” Henry raised one eyebrow and Elusive allowed himself a blush. “My nickname for her.”

“And an appropriate one.” Henry tenderly touched his spermy lips to his unicorn lover’s, mixing his own lipstick with the stallion’s to form a bold new colour. “She really is a rarity — one of a kind.” Elusive sighed in contentment. This felt like their true first kiss, one based on affection rather than the depths of a roleplay.

Man and stallion lay together and cuddled tenderly on Elusive’s custom built afterglow couch. “I only wish Dusk Shine would see things your way, Henry,” the unicorn confessed, gently nibbling on Henry’s ear. “I flag my tail in his face, and he simply comments on the ribbons! It’s almost as if there’s somepony else in his life.”

“Like Applejack?” Henry suggested.

“That sweet, gentle hunk?” Elusive frowned. “Oh, dear. Poor Elusive, always the bridesmaid, never the bride. I’m afraid there’s no stopping Dusk from having any stallion he wants. It seems I’m destined to play the role of his elegant mistress.” The fancy stallion cast Henry a look of sheer disbelief. “I despise gossip, but did you know Applejack doesn’t even do anal? Hardly the foundation of a happy home, darling!”

“I’m going to talk to Dusk and get him to see reason,” Henry promised. “In fact, I’ve invited your other friends around today, just so we can sort all of this out. Solaris thinks it’s time the Elements of Harmony became the Elements of Hot Gay Butt Sex.”

A cold chill settled on Elusive’s features as he whirled away from the tender cuddle. “You. Invited other ponies. To MY tea!” he snapped accusingly.

“Sure, I didn’t think it would be—”

Elusive angrily stamped a hoof. “Impertinent man!” he snarled. “Your time as my guest has ended. Henceforth you shall be my servant.” Seemingly from out of nowhere, he flung a fetishistic black and white maid’s apron at Henry.

“Wow, yeah, sure thing, big guy.” Henry pulled Elusive’s dress over his head, tossed it aside and quickly slipped the tiny apron around his waist. He posed bare chested and bare assed, his cockhead surging out from beneath the frilly lace. “How do I look?~”

“Hrm, I was expecting a little more degraded subservience,” Elusive complained, even as he magically cleaned his sperm from the ripped and abandoned dress and slipped it onto a hanger.

“You’re talking to Solaris’ fuckbuddy, remember?” Henry winked at the scandalized unicorn. “You couldn’t even dream of half the ways he’s degraded me. Anyways, I ought to help out, right? I did invite a bunch of guys to your place. Let me make it up to you... in a sexy way. I’d love to wear this and be the serving maid for your tea party.”

“I suppose some kitchen help would be appreciated. I can’t disappoint my friends—oh, dear!” In a moment the unicorn’s haughty attitude was dropped as he realized the full scope of the generosity that would be required to cater to Dusk Shine’s entire herd-in-waiting. “Hurry, Henry, to the kitchen at once!”

The unlikely pair rushed to a side room in the boutique, where Elusive had prepared a single teapot and a small tray of Sugarcube Corner’s famous cookies. A hearty afternoon feast for two ponies, but hardly adequate for six. Especially as two of the six were Rainbow Blitz and Bubble Berry!

Elusive shook his head desperately. “No, no, this won’t do at all! Butterscotch will need an herbal blend. Caffeine sends him flying off the walls.”

“I’m brewing it now.” Henry quickly put his royal training to work in immediately seeing to his “master’s” commands, swiftly locating the kettle and a tin of fine herbal tea. Meanwhile, Elusive picked up the tray of cookies in his magic and hurriedly slid the baked treats onto a larger tray, quickly adding to the sweet and crunchy delicacies with fresh berries, delicious flower petals, and a selection of fine cheeses.

“Now, Henry,” he stated, “Rainbow Blitz adores those little protein bars. I keep them in the cupboard above the silver.”

“I gotcha.” Henry opened the cupboard at once and tossed a few of the pegasus treats onto the tray.

“Not like that! You must unwrap them, so that he doesn’t know I buy him the expensive ones.”

Henry held up a bar, eyeing it suspiciously. “He knows these things are basically candy, right?”

“Just run with it, darling. Generosity above all!” Elusive rushed around the kitchen, flashing his magic desperately. “I’ll cut some apples for Applejack, and — oh, ponyfeathers! I nearly forgot!”

“What is it, Elusive?”

Elusive put a hoof to his forehead with frustration as he hovered an empty pitcher underneath his barrel. “I hate to be a bother, but would you mind bringing ‘Lady Rarity’ out for an encore? Bubble Berry does insist on taking a particular kind of ‘milk.’” The prissy unicorn sniffed. “I’m sure he’d happily drink my creampie right out of your ass, but this is a sophisticated afternoon tea, not one of his birthday parties.”

“I’d love to meet ‘Lady Rarity’ again,” Henry admitted, “but let’s try something different this time, OK?” Before Elusive could react, the human stepped forward and with a smirk, firmly gripped Elusive’s horn in his fist. The pitcher dropped with a clatter to the floor and apples exploded into jagged fragments as Elusive lost all control of his magic. His mind was torn in a multitude of directions, every sense overwhelmed by the purest concentrate of pleasure!

“B-buh!” Elusive’s eyes rolled back in his head as Henry gently stroked the glowing magical bone. What he was feeling was utterly impossible! Hornplay was exclusively for unicorns! Magic on magic, only! Even the touch of a tongue to a horn could mean overpleasure and permanent damage to a unicorn’s aura! Only the most talented of pegasi courtesans would dare to trace the arcane spirals of a unicorn’s most sensitive appendage with their pinfeathers, and Henry, more brutish than any earth pony, was using his HUGE, ROUGH FINGERS!

Yet the pain Elusive felt when his roughhousing brother tweaked or bit his horn was nowhere to be found. He felt only the most intense, exclusive ecstasy! His mind swiftly went blank, with all of Equestria disappearing from his senses, save the relentless grope of Henry’s fingers and the human’s hypnotizing voice.

“There we are, Elusive. Be a good little horsey, and obey your master. Humans command, horsies submit. That’s the way it’s always been. Your horns, your mouths, your cute little butts... you’re nothing but living toys to bring us pleasure.”

A fully stocked Nightmare Night fireworks show was exploding in Elusive’s mind. He tried to struggle free of the intense sensations, to spit back at Henry’s degrading words, yet he found nothing but the deepest, most spine tingling joy wherever he turned. “H-how? How is it possible... how can you know just what to do?”

“Prince Solaris taught me, of course. Oh, how I used to beg to be allowed to stroke and kiss that mighty horn... but now, Solaris begs me. Why, he offered me half of Equestria, once.”

“N-no!” Elusive whinnied with the utmost dismay. “Solaris would never! Never betray his homeland... for p-p-pleasure...”

“Fear not, Elusive. Though your Prince was mine to command on that magical night, though he pleaded that I make him my slave, I requested only a kiss from his royal lips...”

Henry’s spongy cockflare swayed before Elusive’s nose, filling his sinuses with alien scents, turning his brain to submissive mush. He knew exactly where Solaris had planted his “kiss,” and he couldn’t help but join it with his own. Elusive’s will power disintegrated and he slipped his painted lips over the plump human cockhead, gently fellating Henry’s proud, though undersized, prick and marking it with a sluttish smear of red.

“That’s right, horsey can’t resist the carrot, can he?” Henry’s fingers traced the racing blue bolts of magic around Elusive’s horn, driving him to heights of blazing pleasure never before known.

“Aaannngh... uuuh!” incoherent gibberish ranted from Elusive’s mouth as his tongue flailed out, yet Henry’s merest grip on his horn was enough to keep him from bobbing his head to deepthroat the human as he longed to. “P-please!” How the tables had turned! The confident dom of Elusive’s roleplay had utterly vanished, replaced by a whining submissive who needed a big, strong human to do his thinking for him.

“Beg, horsey.” Henry’s eyes darkened with cruelty, his fingers dancing lightly on the forbidden horn. “Beg for human cock, just as your ruler does, in the royal fuckchambers.”

Elusive stared drooling and cross eyed at the meaty pleasure pole that bobbed out from Henry’s maid apron to brush against his pouting lips. “I want it...” he huffed. “I need it!” he whined. “I really like the veins!” he praised.

“The veins, eh?” Henry smiled beneficently. “Choose a vein, horsey, and it is yours to lick.”

Of course there could be only one choice! Elusive wanted nothing more than to worship the huge, throbbing vein that ran down the top of Henry’s cock like the crest of a powerful dragon. He eagerly stuck out his broad, wet tongue, then halted with a sudden uncertainty. That big vein was so thick, pulsing with such masculine energy... surely Solaris would have claimed that one for his own worship!

How presumptuous of Elusive, to usurp his prince’s chosen portion of mind melting human meat! He and Solaris were equal in their slatternly devotion to Henry’s godly cock, but even among dickslaves, propriety and hierarchy had to be observed! Elusive chose a smaller vein instead, one that ran all across the circumference of Henry’s cock. He tended it gently with his tongue and made it the object of his service, taking in the intoxicating scent with every animal snort through his widened nostrils.

Henry chuckled. “Clever horsey, you’ve guessed correctly. Perhaps I’ll have the two of you service me at once. I have two hands, after all. Two hands, two horns, two horngasms...”

“Please! P-please!” Elusive no longer knew what he was begging for, only that his natural state was a mewling, pet like desperation for Henry’s attention and affection.

“Yes?” Henry asked, rubbing the very tip of Elusive’s constantly flashing horn. “Speak up, horsey! Does my little pony want his cummies?”

Elusive was known as Ponyville’s most versatile switch, an expert at taking on any kinky role, and on another day he would have swallowed his pride and begged Master for “cummies.” Yet to climax right now would spell an end to the most delicious experience of his life! In this moment the Lady Rarity was only an unwelcome nuisance: she, and Elusive’s entire body, were nothing but a playground for the otherworldly pleasure flowing from the human’s fingers!

“N-no!” he squealed. “I want only your cock! Deny me, edge me, that I may pleasure you!”

“But your friends are on their way to tea,” Henry reminded gently. “What happened to filling the pitcher for Bubble Berry!”

“I care naught, darling! My friends can wait! Just let me kiss and lap!” Elusive desperately worked his reddened lips around the very tip of the turgid pony-tamer before him, in search of some inner fulfillment he’d never dreamed was possible.

“Hrm, very well. You’ll join your friends soon enough.” Henry let out a sinister chuckle. “It seems there will be no friendship herd for Dusk Shine after all. No heroes, no Elements of Harmony, just six desperate sluts for human cock. Solaris will be most pleased... after all, he was the first one I corrupted.”

Elusive balked and shuddered, even as the human’s stroking hands guided him through untold caverns of magical lust. Could it really be true? This was just a sexy game... Henry was only playing... wasn’t he? “P-please, no! Have mercy, Master!” Elusive whinnied.

“Mercy?” The cruel human laughed. “Very well, I’ll destroy your mind with pleasure. That way, you won’t have to watch what you’ve become.” He masturbated Elusive’s horn ever harder, each and every touch bringing the unicorn to the very edge of madness. “Cum for me, horsey, and begin your new life as my mindless slave.”

Elusive ground his teeth, desperate to hold on to sanity for mere moments longer. “N-never!” he cried. “Though my friends have fallen, I must resist... for the sake of Equestria!”

“Equestria is doomed, ‘darling,’ and so are you. A nation of weak and pathetic equines, destined to serve humanity. Once I tire of using you and your friends, I think I’ll have the six of you pull my private carriage...”

“Please! I beg you!” Elusive wailed as he felt bubbles of magical pleasure began to consume his very soul. His lips smacked helplessly against the human’s divine member even as he croaked what were sure to be his final words. “It can’t end like this! I never even got to attend the Grand Galloping Gala!”

Suddenly, just as all hope seemed lost, Elusive heard as if from a great distance the tentative sound of a hoof knocking on the door to Carousel Boutique, and the sweet voice of his true love, Dusk Shine!

“Elusive, I’m here, and I’m wearing, erm... the outfit. Can I come in? This is really embarrassing. Ponies are staring at me.”

“Whoa, nice suit, Duskie! Are you here for tea too? I’ll give you three guesses what I have up my butt!”

“We’re here as well,” came Butterscotch’s gentle voice, interrupted by a giggle. “N-not yet, Rainbow Blitz! Wait until I get stuck in something!”

“I ain’t late for the hootenanny, am I? Say, why are we all standin’ outside like a bunch o’ nincompoops?”

With purest will, Elusive wrenched his mouth off of Henry’s cock and pushed the human’s hands away from his horn with a blast of his magical force. Henry stumbled back with astonishment: the magic of friendship was strong indeed! To perform a hornplay scene with Solaris was the ultimate act of trust between lovers. To grip that sensitive instrument meant taking complete control of Equestria’s ruler, breaking the powerful alicorn down into a braindead and utterly submissive captive.

Yet the voices of Elusive’s friends sufficed to break the human’s kinky spell and bring the Element of Generosity back to reality. An impressive feat, and Henry pitied any genuine villain who might try to conquer Equestria with these six friends protecting it!

“One moment, good friends!” Elusive called out with sudden happiness and relief. He panted for breath, then spoke again. “I’m simply making everything perfect for you!”

“Aww, ain’t that just like ’im?” Applejack chuckled from outside the door. “What a pal!”

“Whoa!” Henry gasped, overcome by the surge of dominance and power he felt from Elusive’s sudden break. “Sorry, bud, maybe I went too far there... You did rape me up the ass, though, so let’s call it even.”

Elusive’s voice lowered as he addressed his tormentor, his pulsing shaft and churning balls once again dominating his consciousness. “Henry, I beg you, I’m so close! Cease this brutal teasing and milk me! Fill this pitcher so I may set a table worthy of my splendid friends!”

“Do you trust me?” Henry inquired.

“Certainly not,” Elusive stated with firmly gritted teeth. “You are crude, uncultured, insolent, and entirely unfit as Solaris’ consort. But I’ve no choice, do I? I must prepare the perfect tea for my guests, and perfect generosity means... complete submission...”

“There’s a good colt. Now, just relax. I’ll give your horn a break.” Instead, Henry firmly gripped Elusive’s shampoo scented tail and tugged it upwards, exposing his flawless dock, smooth testicles and throbbing ponut.

“Oh, my! What is it now?”

Henry giggled. “As your maid, I need to make sure everything is clean, right?” The plot hungry human planted his lips right on that elegant, dark hole and began to firmly tongue Elusive’s squirming ass as he pressed the empty pitcher to the flare of the unicorn’s straining cock.

“Oh, yes, Henry, make it gleam! I’m about to... about to... OH, GOODNESS!” As pleasure built again towards its ultimate peak in Elusive’s mind, his magic misfired and his aura ignited. The door to the Carousel Boutique opened with a soft click.

“Bout time!” Applejack declared. One after another, Elusive’s five friends stepped through the doorway, swiftly growing wide eyed at the naughty sight before them.

Applejack scratched his head. “Uh, Elusive, what’s Henry doin’ out there round yer back forty?”

“Ummmph!” grunted Elusive. His thick, powerful ponut clenched around the human’s plunging tongue, which wiggled inside him, seeking his tender and often pleasured prostate.

“Ooh, he did that to me too, and it felt super duper great! You should try it, AJ!”

“OAUHAHAAH!” Mascara ran down Elusive’s muzzle as the anguished tears he’d shed during Henry’s villainous hornjob were joined by sobs of unequalled anal pleasure and embarrassment. Whether with hands or tongue, the human truly knew no mercy!

“Whoa, Butters!” Rainbow Blitz called out with excitement. “Henry’s giving Elusive the special ‘best friends’ kiss! So awesome! They’re best friends already!”

“GRMGHHH!” A shower of sparks erupted from Elusive’s teased horn, spraying all over his precious fabrics and changing the colours and patterns wherever they landed.

“I... I suppose I’m glad you and Henry are getting along,” Dusk Shine admitted with a blush.

“GWAAAH!” Elusive’s horngasm proved to be solely the first act of the real thing. He stamped a hoof hard enough to crack the floor of his boutique, and huge jets of lilac scented seed surged from his pulsating horseprick as Henry brought the kinky unicorn off like none before. As the pitcher overflowed with his second load of the day, Elusive stammered and blushed, discovered by all of his friends in the most compromising position of his life.

“W-well, gentlecolts,” he declared, forcing a smile, “let the tea service begin, wahahah!”

8. Cracking the egghead

Sexual tension practically crackled in the air as Henry pranced about Elusive’s salon in the skimpy maid outfit, serving snacks and flaunting his body to the embarrassed excitement of all six stallions. None of these fine young lads could stop themselves from staring at the human, or thinking about the aheago look on Elusive’s usually composed face as they’d caught him and Henry in the act. Cocks slid from sheathes in hungry half chubs, gently rising to thump against the underside of the tea table, and Bubble Berry fiercely bit his lip as the metal cage that had coddled his slab of horsemeat all day became a source of nigh unbearable pressure.

“This is, erm, not exactly what I had in mind when I invited you to tea,” Dusk Shine objected to the exhibitionistic human.

“Oh, hush,” Henry whispered. He bent over, shoving his ass right in Dusk’s face, and gently moved a biscuit onto the blushing unicorn’s plate with a tiny pair of silver tongs. “You wanted me to enjoy myself, didn’t you? Well, I’ve definitely enjoyed myself today.”

Dusk gulped as he couldn’t help but notice the expanded slackness of the hole between Henry’s taut cheeks, not to mention the sperm that dripped down his taint and balls. Henry had certainly enjoyed himself, but how many ponies had enjoyed Henry?

Despite such misgivings, Dusk soon found himself relaxing with good friends. The six stallions poured tea for each other and shared delicious tidbits, with many smiles to be found. Only Henry’s ludicrous maid apron, and the pitcher of Elusive’s hot magical spunk at the centre of the tea table, said that anything was going on other than a meeting of Ponyville’s very best friends.

After the teacups had been refilled for the first time, Henry rapped on the table in a signal for silence. “Now that you’re settled in, I have a royal announcement to make,” he declared. The six ponies soon quieted down and gazed excitedly at Solaris’ personal messenger. “Dusk Shine, I don’t know how you never noticed this, but all five of these handsome, good hearted stallions are desperately in love with you.”

“Whaaa?” Dusk burst out, utterly shocked.

“Y-you can’t just say that!” Butterscotch protested, hiding his face behind his wings.

“Yes, where’s the mystery and romance in such a direct assertion of the obvious?” Elusive complained.

Henry folded his arms firmly. “I can say that, actually. Solaris himself sent me here to sort this out.” He looked out over the circle of sensitive, tender cuties, ready to dish out some serious love and friendship — for their own good, of course! “I get it, guys. You all want to bottom for Dusk. You’re just waiting for him to take command and ‘ravish’ you. I know what you mean, he’s incredibly hot. I’d love to twerk on that purple nerd dick.”

Henry playfully slapped Dusk Shine’s flank through his businessmare’s suit, causing him to whinny girlishly. “The problem is, Dusk is a bottom, too! He’s such a bottom, he makes you five sissies look like Mr. Cake.”

“Whoa, Mr. Cake is a top?” shouted Bubble Berry. “How come nopony told me?”

Elusive put a hoof against his chest as he tipped the steaming pitcher and refilled Bubble Berry’s teacup with a helping serving of freshly milked unicorn semen. “Is this true, Dusk, darling?” he inquired. “All this time we’ve been begging you to claim our pillowy plots as we whinny to the heavens, yet you actually long for our unworthy — though more than adequate, sizewise — stallionhoods?”

All eyes were on the handsome, blushing unicorn. “I-I guess...” Dusk Shine put a hoof awkwardly behind his neck and confessed his hidden fantasies. “I haven’t got much experience, but when it’s just me and my magic, I usually end up thinking about you guys and playing with my, erm, backdoor. I’ve even got a couple of dildoes...”

Barb popped her head through the window of Carousel Boutique. “Oh boy, you should see them! One of them’s shaped like a—”

“Go home, Barb!” Dusk snapped at his assistant. “This is adult talk!”

“I’m an adult...” The dragoness sobbed, slowly sulking out of view.

“Is that it, darling?” Elusive asked his would-be lover. “The simple solution to our romantic dilemma — we top, you bottom, and we all live happily ever after?”

“It’s that easy?” Bubble Berry screamed. “Wow, I’ll totally pound your pooper, Duskie! Every day!”

“I don’t know what’s the big deal,” Rainbow Blitz confessed. “I’m completely not gay, but if you got stuck in something I’d help a bro out, no problem.”

“We just want to make you feel good!” Butterscotch added.

“Yes, darling, anything for your pleasure. Why, I sodomized Henry not one hour ago, and he said it was the most elegant buttfucking he’d ever had!”

“I didn’t say that,” Henry grumbled. “Don’t put words in my mouth.”

Elusive’s seductive gaze smouldered. “Why, what would you rather I put in your mouth?”

“Enough o’ this!” Applejack shouted. “I want more’n fancy words an’ smokin’ hot sex. I don’t know nothin’ bout no tops nor bottoms, but I’m tired o’ sittin on mah bottom waitin’ for ya ta pay attention ta somethin’ that ain’t a book!” The handsome earth pony dropped to three knees and lifted a hoof up to his crush. “Dusk Shine, will ya make me the happiest pony in the history o’ ponies, and marry me, already?”

Dusk Shine looked over his friends, shocked into utter silence. “I-I don’t know what to say, guys. I didn’t know you wanted to explore friendship in this way.”

“You didn’t KNOW, darling?” Elusive screamed dramatically. “How could we have made our cravings more obvious? Do you think I call everypony ‘darling?’”

Bubble Berry pouted. “I asked to give you a welcome-to-Ponyville blowjob at your welcome-to-Ponyville party, but you said no!”

“I-I didn’t think you’d actually do it! I thought it was a prank!”

“Use that huge brain of yours, Duskie! What kind of prank is it if I don’t suck your dongalicious dick? I’d be pranking myself!”

“I’m sorry for the misunderstanding, Dusk Shine,” Butterscotch whispered. “I could have been more open about my willingness to pound you, brutally, until you beg your Butter-daddy for release...”

“I don’t see what I could have done different,” Rainbow Blitz fumed. “I’ve always said I’m straight, and that means if I’m screwing a stallion, I’m the one on top!” He slapped his nerdy friend on the wither. “Of course I’ll bang you, dude! Just tug cheek and say the word!”

Applejack cleared his throat. “Dusk, ya ain’t answered mah proposal yet,” he reminded his friend.

“Oh!” Dusk Shine looked around at his friends with wide eyes, then settled on the blushing and suddenly timid earth pony who knelt before him. “Yes! Yes, I’ll marry you, Applejack. In fact, I think it would be best if I married all of you. That’s the best way to show that I’m fully committed to our friendship. I-if you’ll have me, I mean.”

Butterscotch fanned himself with a hoof. “Oh, my, so dominant...”

“Goody!” Bubble Berry cheered. “If we get married, that means you have to kiss me!”

“I’ll plan six beautiful wedding dresses...” Elusive caught Dusk’s frown and hastened to change his tune. “Five beautiful dresses and a splendid tuxedo!”

Rainbow Blitz scratched his head. “Marrying another stallion is kinda gay... but if it’s with all my friends, then it’s cool!”

“Awright!” Applejack cheered. “Baggin’ Dusk Shine an’ ya other four goofy-butts at the same time? Don’t mind if I do!”

At that, the happy polycule heard a timid scratching at the window, and Barb peeked her head inside the Boutique once more. “Dusk, I just puked up a scroll for you, from Prince Solaris.”

“I told you to go home,” Dusk observed sternly.

“I will, just as soon as I finished peeping through the window and masturbating!”

“Go home now, and go to your room!”

“Ooh, my room! Great idea, Dusk!” Barb tossed the royal scroll through the window and ran off with a flash.

“My dildoes are going to reek of dragon for a week,” Dusk complained. “Anyways, let’s see what that no-good Prince Solaris has to say for himself.” Henry and the other ponies crowded around Dusk to read the letter as he unrolled it.

My dearest Dusk Shine,

I hope all is well with you and your friends, and I thank you for your ~~tedious~~ detailed explanation of the role of explicit consent in modern courtship. I see now that I have been a naughty Prince indeed. When Henry returns to Canterlot, I will humbly offer up the royal tushy for the firmest of spankings. In fact, I’ve asked my finest craftsponies to create a thick wooden paddle specially for the occasion, a tool of righteous punishment shaped to fit my beloved’s powerful hand.

However, I will not lift my spell. What’s done is done. Henry will not cum until you do. Whether or not he ever orgasms again is entirely in your hooves.

Respectfully,
Prince Solaris. :trollestia:

PS: I never said Henry had to be the one to pop your cork. Fuck whoever you want to, geeze!

“Oh...” Dusk mumbled sheepishly. “Gee, that certainly clears a few things up. He could have been a little more clear to start with.” The young unicorn sighed with annoyance. “Sometimes I think Solaris issues these ambiguous orders of his just to create drama!”

“You’re telling me,” Henry complained. “The other night he told me to entertain the Earl of Norhoof, and just as I finally got that monster balls deep in my ass, he poked his head in and said he meant I should take him to a late night comedy show!”

“I guess there’s jes one thing left ta decide,” Applejack mused. “Who gets Dusk’s tender flower o’ maidenhood?”

The five friends looked at each other with sudden jealousy. Passions quickly began to build, as they often did when five testosterone filled stallions all want the same thing... the same hot, tight, puckered, balldraining thing!

“Oh, I couldn’t possibly...” Butterscotch whispered. “Unless you really want me to, then I totally will!”

“I am the host of this party,” Elusive stated haughtily, “and I deserve certain privileges. Plot privileges.”

“I’ve known Dusk the longest!” Bubble Berry shouted.

“By five minutes! I got the biggest tallywhacker, an’ I should go first!”

“We should fuck him by order of coolness!”

“Guys!” Dusk Shine yelled. “Stop fighting over my butt! We just learned this lesson, with the Gala tickets! If we’re going to be a herd, we’ve got to learn to share!”

“But Solaris solved that dumb lil’ quarrel by givin’ us more tickets,” Applejack pointed out. “Yer plot is one o’ a kind. I just wanna show how much I love ya.” He gulped. “Aw, heck, we all do!” The five sweet stallions hung their heads as they saw how once again, selfishness had nearly gotten in the way of their friendship.

Rainbow Blitz hugged Dusk Shine. “You should choose, dude,” he advised his friend and future husband. “It’s your plot, after all. We’ll be cool with whatever you decide.” The other friends nodded solemnly as Dusk Shine looked lovingly over his new herd, only to settle his gaze on the human who’d first offered to satisfy him early this morning.

“Henry? Would you mind?” Dusk lifted his tail in a silent invitation, putting his fat nuts and virginal pucker on full display. He lit his horn and magically coated the insides of his plot with a shiny, wet lube.

“M-me?” the human stammered, unable to believe his good luck. He gently cupped the unicorn’s delightfully jiggly bum in his hands. “Wouldn’t you rather be with one of your friends?”

Dusk smiled. “You’re my friend, too, and I don’t think I could do any better than give my first time to the guy who brought the six of us all together. A-and... honestly, I’m scared of all these guys’ dicks. Except for yours, Rainbow Blitz.”

“Awesome!” Rainbow Blitz pumped a hoof in the air. “I’ve got the friendliest dick!”

“I’m honoured, Dusk.” Henry couldn’t repress a huge grin. “I’ll do my very best to make this good for you.” Henry slipped his cock between Dusk’s prominent buns and firmly pressed his desperate head past the wet and wrinkled plothole, using a firm grip on the dock to hold the moaning unicorn in place.

To take Bubble Berry’s virginity and Dusk Shine’s in the same day? Henry simply had to count his blessings. Solaris was surely smiling down on him... literally, that voyeuristic perv!

“Oh, gosh, it’s so much better than a dildo!” Dusk Shine looked out at his wide eyed friends as his plot slowly spread around the human’s insistent spear, driving tiny grunts and pants from his soft, moist lips. “But, guys,” he assured them, “I love you all, and I don’t want any of you to feel left out.”

“Not a problem, Duskie,” Henry advised. “You may be a bottom, but you’re still a stud who deserves to be worshipped. Your beautiful body’s got so many sensitive bits, there’s no reason your whole herd can’t pleasure you at once.”

“R-really?” Dusk blushed a deep red that looked so very cute beneath his purple fur! “All of them? But... I mean... how?”

“Oh, I think your fiancés might have a few ideas...” Henry stroked the back of Duck’s sensitive ear with his finger. “Come and get him, boys!” he invited generously.

Endless kisses descended upon the lucky unicorn, as did the gentle strokes of wings and magic. Dusk moaned and backed his ass up against Henry’s cock, fucking against him with ever deepening strokes. Henry just grabbed gently onto those cutie marks and did what he did best: guide a fresh, unused coltpussy through the joys of rump stretching, prostate pounding ecstasy!

Rainbow Blitz took up a spot behind the two lovers, carefully using his wings to lift Dusk Shine’s heavy balls to tease against Henry’s tense, bulging pair. Elusive tenderly stroked Dusk’s horn with his magic, and Applejack puckered his lips and took his very first kiss from the helpless nerd he loved. Meanwhile Butterscotch and Bubble Berry nestled their muzzles beneath Dusk’s warm, musky barrel, hungrily licking and sucking either side of the steaming purple stallionhood. Each horny guy hoped that Dusk would reward them later by indulging their own bottom-lust, plowing this monster right up their tender ponuts!

As for Dusk himself... he was a normal stallion with healthy needs, and Henry’s visit had caught him at his most pent up. Ever since moving to Ponyville, it had been difficult for him to find enough privacy to settle down for a good clop. Just about every time he started to stroke one out, it seemed Bubble Berry would mysteriously leap through a window and ask what he was up to!

With a real dick finally being stuffed up his hungry plot, and his five best friends teasing and pleasing him, the overwhelmed unicorn found himself unable to hold out for long. Magical energy began to erupt out of Dusk Shine’s horn, swirling and merging with Elusive’s aura, as the most powerful orgasm of Dusk’s life swelled within him.

“Oh, gosh... you guys... OH, FUCK! OH, SOLARIS, IT’S SO... AAAAUWWWGH!”

Dusk squealed and whimpered as he finally unbacked his balls. Bubble and Butterscotch hungrily lapped at the pulsing waves of nerd spunk, dipping onto the flare for momentary blowjobs that filled their mouths, then kissing each other to share and swap the hefty load. Ever the talented pervert, Elusive skilfully directed the energies of Dusk’s magicgasm back into his horn, creating a feedback that drove him to heights of pleasure Dusk had never known. There was a trick they didn’t teach in Solaris’ School for Gifted Unicorns!

At last Dusk hung his head in a relaxed state and drooled, even as Henry continued to hump in and out of his plot. “Oh, guys, I love you all... that was incredible! I can’t wait for—whoa, Henry, what is THAT? WOW!”

“DUSK! CUMMING!” As the last throbbing of Dusk’s cock pushed the final droplet of cum out his mighty pony pipe, Solaris’ chastity spell on Henry broke with a shimmer of magic. Henry groaned even louder than Dusk just had and slammed his dick to the root up his lover’s plot, his hands gripping at that purple thiccness and his toes curling in his shoes. His balls had been searching all day for any excuse to unload, and now they had the perfect opportunity: a hot, tight, eager stallion hole, hungry for sperm!

The pent up orgasm Henry had been denied all day came out feeling like ten solid nuts laid atop each other, and this ultimate release led him to bloat Dusk Shine’s appreciative bowels with enough human cum to fill three of Solaris’ “special” wine glasses. As each warm, thick gush of his sperm fired deep into the stallion’s hot and squirming guts, the sense of relief was so blissful, Henry almost found himself wishing Solaris would deny him more often! Not quite, though... blowing a load was way too much fun to make it a “once a day” thing!

Even as Henry was released from Solaris’ cruel magical bondage, the cloud of magical sparks from Dusk’s horngasm swirled out of Elusive’s control, and settled on the royal cock cage the human had installed atop Bubble Berry’s irrepressible wiener. The metal instantly glowed and melted into nothingness, all thanks to the force of true love. Where Dusk Shine’s friends were concerned, chastity and denial were kinks he was not interested in!

“Woohoo!” Bubble cried as his dick sprang free at last, bounding triumphantly upwards to pound against his chin like an uppercut. In an instant, the perfumed air of the Carousel Boutique was filled with the sugary yet masculine scent of a hard working earth pony’s accumulated sweat and musk.

“Dang, that stinks good,” Applejack admitted. His own brutish erection protruded rudely from between his front legs, leaking apple scented fluid, and he swayed his hips side to side, huffing with desire and sending his own massive flare slapping against Dusk’s lips. Before long, four huge stallion cocks (and Rainbow Blitz’s) were stiff and bounding against the young unicorn’s muzzle, demanding attention and dizzying the lucky stud with their many flavours and scents.

“Time to take care of your boyfriends, Duskie~” Henry teased, pulling his finally satisfied cock from the unicorn’s pouting, cremefilled pucker with a final dribble and a stretching strand of sperm.

“Oh, but we want to take care of you, Dusk,” Butterscotch whimpered, booping his fat yellow cockhead against Dusk’s nose and smearing his lips with flowery pre.

“We’ll do anythin’ ya want,” Applejack promised, turning and seductively flagging his tail to present his juicy, virgin anus.

“Yes, darling, say the word,” Elusive whispered. “Speak your most forbidden fantasies, and we’ll see that you live them!”

Dusk’s lip trembled as he prepared to reveal his shameful secret. “Please don’t take this the wrong way,” he confessed, “but I want all of you to m-make me your bitch!” He hungrily slobbered up the length of Rainbow Blitz‘s’s bobbing prick, snorting the hovering pegasus’ pungent musk. “You’ve been so kind and wonderful ever since I came to Ponyville, but when we’re in bed together... please, treat me like I’m nothing but a hole to be rammed full of your cum!”

Dusk Shine took a deep breath and looked at his friends nervously, expecting words of shock but finding nothing but aroused and understanding smiles. “Well, shoot, can do, pardner!” Applejack promised, lowering his tail.

“No problem, Duskie!” Bubble Berry cheered. “Wow, I thought you’d be into something weird!”

Dusk smiled with relief. “Gosh, thanks, guys, it feels so good to get that off my chest—hlrrrk!” Suddenly the unicorn was interrupted as Butterscotch flew up above his head and rammed his length of veiny butter-coloured cock down his fiancé’s gasping throat, bucking his hips with all his strength.

“Choke on my plotstuffer, you slutty purple boywhorse!” the seemingly gentle pegasus snarled. “Oh, but tap twice if it gets too much...”

“I never dreamed I’d get to use this,” Elusive mused, pulling an enormous fainting couch across the room with his magic. “It should fit us all, with room to spare. Now, Rainbow Blitz, why don’t you be the next to keep Dusk’s plot occupied? This could be the last time he’s tight enough for you.”

“B-but Dusk isn’t stuck in anything!” Rainbow Blitz protested. “Fucking him would be gay!”

“His throat’s stuck on my cock,” Butterscotch pointed out, firmly gripping Dusk’s ears and pumping the full length of his mighty stallionhood in and out of his new coltfriend’s distorted face, with many a sloppy glurk and gluck to be heard.

“Oh, yeah, duh!” Blitz swiftly flew up to Butterscotch’s level, smiling cheerfully. He tenderly leaned across Dusk Shine’s barrel and stuck his tongue in Butterscotch’s mouth as he spread Dusk’s chubby cheeks with his hooves. “No homo!”

“No homo, honey bun.”

Henry lay on the couch beneath the hovering threeway and made out with Bubble Berry and Elusive, stroking a pony prick in each hand as they admired their good friend’s very first spitroast. Henry felt gentle, squishy hooves at his own crotch, and moaned as stiffness was rubbed back into his mercilessly abused cock, all thanks to the tender touch of these loving and hungry stallions. Despite the many distractions, he couldn’t stop staring at the look of utter pleasure and happiness in Dusk’s lustful eyes, and it was almost an annoyance when Applejack sat on his face, blocking his view of the action with a sweaty and demanding pony rump. After so many years, Henry finally understood why Solaris liked to watch...

Prince Solaris smiled gently and read Dusk Shine’s latest friendship report as Gleaming Shield knelt at his throne and heartily suckled his balls. The princely erection draped like a meaty helmet over the stallwart Guard Captain’s head, sending royal musk to soak deeply into her mane like the finest conditioner.

Dear Prince Solaris,

Today I’ve learned that love can be found where you were never expecting it, and that hiding your true feelings is never a good idea. If you feel emotions for somepony, you should tell them. Don’t wait for them to make the first move! Even if you’ve been dropping hints for years, they still might not know how you feel! The only exception is when you secretly want to kiss and lick your sister’s huge butt. It’s probably better to take that secret to your grave.

Sincerely,
Your grateful student,
Dusk Shine.

“W-what was that about my butt?” Gleaming Shield asked timidly.

“Please, it’s not that huge,” Solaris lied, strings of drool dribbling from the side of his muzzle and rivers of pre surging from his prick as he drank in the sight of that mountainous badonk. “Aah, how delightful. Thanks to Henry, your brother’s found true love with his friends. I didn’t expect him to be such a needy bottom bitch, but there’s no shame in that! All’s well that ends well... and I’m about to end very well. Just keep that up, Captain, and I’ll dismiss you for your date with Bolero.”

“Thank you, my Prince.” A full night and day of cock worship had coated Gleaming’s powerful form with sweat, with endless alicorn ejaculations swelling her belly until she looked more fit for the maternity ward than a fancy Canterlot restaurant. Yet still she slurped and gobbled up and down Solaris’ royal meat, pushing her body to its limits in sex just as she did in battle.

Solaris smiled as he observed the beautiful unicorn mare’s oral devotion to him. It seemed that submission to powerful dicks ran in the family! Perhaps it was time to invite Twilight Velvet and Night Light for a visit to the palace. The mature couple had raised two of Equestria’s greatest heroes, after all... surely they deserved a night or two in the royal fuckchambers for their trouble!

“Ahem.” Prince Bolero, dressed in his finest royal garb, stepped into the throne room and bowed stiffly to the alicorn who was monopolizing his high school sweetheart. “I see why Gleamy was not at her usual post when I came to pick her up.”

“Ah, noble Bolero,” Solaris noted with a smile. “My apologies, I’m still busy with our fine Captain, but there’s no reason you can’t start your date right now.”

Bolero gently stroked the mane of his cumflated fiancée. “We were going to have dinner first, but... you don’t mind, do you, Gleamy?”

“I beg you, my Prince,” Gleaming Shield whimpered. With the amount of sperm she’d swallowed over the past day, dinner was a ludicrous afterthought! She thrust her sopping hindquarters towards the endlessly hung Prince of Love, her thicc cheeks clapping gently like the lap of waves upon the shore. “Claim me with your almighty stallionhood, and put an end to my desperation.”

“Not an end, my love, but the merest beginning.” Bolero pledged as he mounted the muscular mare. He slowly and tenderly squeezed his stiff and leaking prick into her clasping, winking marehood, drawing a moan from Dusk Shine’s helplessly romantic sister.

Solaris snickered behind a hoof. "Quite an honour, isn’t it, to entertain two princes at once? Perhaps I should call Artemis over as well, to tend to your glorious “moon.”

“A splendid idea,” Bolero commented regally as his first full thrust sank into Gleaming’s clutching depths. “Equestria’s most valiant defender deserves to be filled to the brim with royal cock. Don’t you agree, sweetest?”

“J-just a-as you wish, my dear Bolero.” Even as she felt her first hopeless climax building around her gallant fiancé’s eternally stiff pole, Gleaming Shield’s ponut twitched hungrily and she began to get the picture of exactly how her “date night” was going to go...

9. Plappily ever after

In a thousand years, the Grand Galloping Gala had never been grander. Bright lights, fine music, and glittering jewels announced the wealth of Equestria under the newly restored Diarchy. As they lined up to enter the grounds of Canterlot Palace, wealthy and noble ponies waited excitedly for their turn to participate in the year’s most coveted ritual: the Royal Kiss.

Only the cream of Equestrian society were allowed to press their lips upon Solaris’ stupendous erection, and only on this one magical night. Mares and stallions alike swore by its powers, claiming that a single taste of alicorn cock granted them stamina, fertility, and enhanced pleasure throughout the year. Many considered the Royal Kiss the highlight of the Gala.

Yet this year there was much consternation in the ranks of the nobility. As they knelt beneath Solaris’ proud barrel to enjoy their yearly privileges, they found the royal dong quite inaccessible to their lips. It seemed Solaris’ member was uncomfortably strapped in place, kept sheathed and unusable by a cock cage. It was a sight never before seen in Equestrian history! To make matters worse, Solaris wore not a solid gold cage suitable to his station, but the very same plain steel contraption he compelled commoners to wear during their royal audiences!

“I declare, what is this nonsense?” demanded the haughty Princess Bluebell, pointing at the obscene sight with quivering hoof. “Doff that silly cage, Your Highness, so that I may do you proper honour!”

“But— but—” Solaris stammered awkwardly, then sighed with relief as his suave assistant Raven Inkwell stepped between him and the ranting royal. Raven would surely handle this encounter: he was as talented when dealing with difficult nobles as when fluffing Solaris to yet another erection.

“The prince asks for your understanding,” Raven soothed. “The royal ‘sceptre’ must remain undisturbed tonight, as Prince Solaris uses its might to cast a spell of great power.” The sophisticated unicorn smiled and gestured beneath Solaris’ undercarriage, calling attention to the twitching nuts that loomed behind the painfully constrained member. “Worry not, Princess — tonight, for the first time in centuries, visitors to the palace are permitted to kiss Solaris’ sacred sack instead.”

“The balls? How disgusting! That’s where the pee is stored — everypony knows that!” Yet even Bluebell had to bow to the glares of the crowd that surrounded her. Even as she bitched, she reluctantly knelt between Solaris’ legs and planted a peremptory kiss of submission on each throbbing testicle, all as the prince’s metal cock cage slapped against her cheek.

“Aah...” Solaris sighed with exaggerated pleasure. “You do me honour indeed, Princess. Perchance I will grant you this privilege again. Return to the palace tomorrow, and you can kiss my balls all you like... as I ruin your latest trophy husband.”

“I-I fear I have another appointment tomorrow, Your Highness!” Bluebell fled to her waiting coterie, a tear of disgust in her eyes.

Raven sighed at the ridiculous royal rivalry and cleared his throat. “Now announcing His Grace, the Duke of Neighchester...” he droned. One by one, wealthy and noble ponies knelt between Solaris’ legs, kissed his balls, and trotted off to the Gala, grumbling at the disruption of their yearly ritual.

“The one night he should be showing it off, and he hides it!”

“The symbol of Equestria’s might, locked behind a cage?”

“No doubt this is the human’s doing...”

“I knew he would be trouble. I heard that behind closed doors, he and Solaris have been kissing!”

Despite the glitz and glamour that filled the palace on this night of celebration, the neighsayers could not help but note that the Gala’s traditional centrepiece was also absent. For centuries, this had always been a life sized ice sculpture in the shape of Solaris’ conquering cock, placed amidst the grand buffet for all to see. To the unaided eye, the obscene decoration had simply vanished without explanation, banished by Solaris just as he hid his true, fleshy erection. Yet as they knelt to kiss their Prince, a few unicorns of unsurpassing magical power dimly sensed the truth. Something cold, hard, and large stabbed deep into Solaris’ guts, reaching nearly to his heart.

No doubt it was one last fragment of Nightmare Moon’s dark magic, painfully taken on to complete the reform of the returned Artemis. Yes, that was certainly why Solaris was casting his powerful spell: to purge the final remnants of the evil that had recently threatened Equestria, rejoining the royal brothers in harmony and friendship after a thousand years of strife.

Or maybe, just maybe...

Maybe a certain naughty human had lubed up Solaris’ butt hole mere moments before the Gala opened, and stuffed the massive ice sculpture directly up his coltfriend’s ass! Letting the startled alicorn’s flowing tail drop and cover the freezing base just as his first guests arrived!

“Oh, my...” Solaris muttered, grinding his teeth tightly at the odd, strangely arousing sensations. “Oh, dear...” It took the merest effort of magic to keep the ice-dildo from liquefying in the steaming swamp of his royal bowels, but among chattering crowds the very presence of a phallic icicle the size of Henry’s burly arm was utterly distracting. Of course there was no chance of injury (the howling blizzard of the frozen north nor even the chill of space could not harm an alicorn) but the discomfort was nigh unbearable. Especially as the constant clenching of Solaris’ ponut around the icy girth was stimulating him to no end, forcing his cock to strain against its mighty cage! Not since his younger days, when he’d frolicked with Eris and her collection of bizarre straps, had he felt anything like this!

And here came the human himself! Raven quickly shooed away the Duchess of Hoofmouth, who seemed determined to honour her title by fitting Solaris’ entire ball sack into her gaping maw. The harried unicorn signalled for the royal orchestra to play the national anthem of Henry’s home country (as recomposed from Henry’s rather offkey attempt to hum it on a kazoo.) “Presenting Henry the human, ambassador from Earth and royal cons—erm, royal consultant.”

“Ah, my Prince. How are you tonight?” Henry stooped beneath Solaris’ barrel and lovingly tongued one massive, swollen horse nut, then the other. “Enjoying the Gala, I hope?”

A crystal tear rolled down Solaris’ cheek, as at long last he had the chance to beg his lover’s mercy. “Please, Henry, I’m sorry that I gave you to the Wonderbolts without checking your schedule. It was inconsiderate, I was a bad partner, and I deserve a punishment. But—”

“You made me miss my soaps, Solaris!” Henry growled. “Sweet Harmony was about to confront the evil Doctor Nefarrier, and I couldn’t watch because I had Spitfire’s balls in my face!”

“But this punishment, tonight, of all nights... please, think of my royal duties! Think of Equestria!”

Henry reached up and patted Solaris on the barrel, giving rise to shocked gasps from the crowd surrounding them. “Don’t be a wimp, sweetie,” he whispered. “It’s barely a punishment at all. All you need to do is melt the ice, and the key will slip right out.”

“B-but Henry, everypony will see! The water gushing out of my... plot-hole... oh, the humiliation!”

Henry chuckled. “Come on, babe, these dumb aristocrats will believe anything you say. Just tell them that a massive waterfall from your fundament is a side effect of your ‘powerful spell,’” he suggested. “And think of the heavenly reward that awaits you the moment you unlock yourself.”

Solaris whimpered and his mighty cock bucked in its sheath as he recalled Henry’s promise, lovingly made as he firmly locked the royal stallionhood into place. “C-can’t the ‘reward’ wait for tomorrow?” he begged.

Henry shook his head firmly. “I would never betray a promise I made to my Prince. I pledged I would pleasure you as soon as you unlocked the cage, and I swear I will swallow you to the root, Solaris... no matter who’s watching.”

“Oh, goodness... Henry, my dearest, you’re just too much for a stodgy old stallion like me...” Unable to announce his taboo love for this creature from another universe, unwilling to disparage his noble lineage by getting blown by a human in public, all Solaris could do was smile, greet his guests, and bear up under his icy suppository like a good little colt! The kinky Prince had been utterly tamed, hoisted by his own cockring!

Raven loudly coughed, feeling the need to keep the line moving and opining that Henry had dallied beneath his lover’s barrel for too long. “Presenting Mr. Dusk Shine,” he announced, “and his husbands: the Elements of Harmony.”

Solaris was greatly relieved at finally seeing an end to the acute embarrassment. “I’m s-sorry, Henry, but duty balls — I mean, calls!”

“Of course, my Prince.” With a final kiss to his lover’s painfully bulging testicles, Henry climbed up from beneath Solaris’ barrel and let his Ponyville friends have their turn. He admired Elusive’s colourful ballgowns on display as the six heroic stallions knelt in turn and submissively laved the alicorn’s throbbing nutsack with their tongues.

“I’m so happy to see you again, Prince Solaris,” Dusk Shine murmured as he payed his oral respects.

“Heheheh! They taste like bubble gum!”

“Always at your service, my dearest Prince.”

“Same here, Yer Highness, ya kin count on me.”

“T-this isn’t gay, right?”

“Oh, my, you should have these looked at... or at least emptied...”

Such attentions from six hot young stallions should have been an unmeasurable thrill for a thousand year old perv like Solaris, but with his cock caged it was nothing but more humiliation and frustration. All of it courtesy of the smiling human who owned the Prince’s lovestruck heart... and, seemingly other parts of him as well! As the Elements of Harmony came up for air from the musky underside of Solaris’ barrel, Henry slapped their withers playfully and congratulated them on their brand new friendship herd.

“How’s married life, guys?” Henry hadn’t seen the six of them since their wedding, and now that they’d had some time to settle down, he wanted all the dirty gossip.

“Utter bliss, darling,” Elusive said, coyly covering his smiling lips with a hoof.

“It’s not as lame as I thought,” Rainbow Blitz admitted. “Kind of cool, almost. Don’t tell anypony, but I think I like kissing Dusk.”

Dusk Shine hugged his husbands close. “My plothole won’t close anymore, but other than that, everything’s going great!” He looked up at the fidgeting alicorn. “And how are things with you and Henry, your Highness?”

“W-well, you may yet hear wedding bells for your old Prince!” Solaris stuttered, trying to sound cheerful even as his own plothole strained to close around what felt like a full sized iceberg. “Henry is certainly keeping me on a tight leash these days... the old ball and chain, eh, boys?”

Henry gave a sly wink to the horny, adventurous stallions that stood before the unacknowledged (yet widely suspected) royal couple. “Speaking of leashes, you guys brought the special ‘wedding presents’ I sent you, right?”

The six Element bearers nodded enthusiastically, and saddlebags were opened to grant Henry and Solaris a peek at the toys inside: wing sheaths, a magic suppression ring, a set of hoofcuffs with a spreader bar, a blindfold, a bridle and bit, and a riding crop... each of them alicorn sized!

“It’s all for you, my one and only shmoopy do,” Henry whispered in Solaris’ twitching ear. “Tonight after everypony has left, your precious Elements and I will be showing you what it really means to rule Equestria.”

Prince Solaris gulped with apprehension, yet a part of him couldn’t wait! For the kinky alicorn it seemed that this would, indeed, be a Gala to remember...