This passage is taken from the dust jacket of the book. It is wrinkled somewhat from many readers before you and opens with ease. The words are printed in bold and elegant font, myriad drips staining the paper here and there from past readers indulging in the work.

Preserved by the Mare's Society for Human Study and Appreciation and published by the Crystal Empire Print House comes one of the first and finest written tales of Equestrians and mankind. Painstakingly transcribed by Chipper Quill from the original Royal Journals is the story of Princess Luna and her entry into the world of human relations, its challenges and its rewards. Uncensored and unabridged, the entire tale and all its licentious details have finally reached the reading public so desperately searching for those precious and rare examples of human romance literature. Critics and scholars agree that this collection is the finest and most profound record of how humanity came to their joyous place in Equestrian society.

Given that the text is a first-hoof account and confirmed to be authentic by the profoundly talented Princess herself, some readers may find the contents quite shocking. Readers that are particularly adverse to bondage, BDSM, anal sex and watersports are advised to temper their expectations and read with discretion.

Published with permission from Her Royal Majesty Princess Luna and representatives of Mr. L. Mobasa. This book is made possible by the generous editing services of Her Majesty, Princess Twilight and liberal contributions of funding from Her Royal Majesty Princess Celestia. Earth copyright 2016.