Dragonfly's Revenge

by RainbowFucktory

The Funeral

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Fluttershy felt her eyes redden as she entered the Ponyville church, head down. The gray skies made it all feel worse as trickles of rain sprinkled down onto her yellow hide. It had officially been a week since her daughter, Butterfly had been killed. She had no idea how to break the news to Discord, or if she even should've. He didn't even know she came back to Ponyville as an adult at all, the last time he saw her she was just a little filly.

Of course, this had been her fault. She had hired the MLP cartel to kill her, but it was her family who pressured her into it. She feared that what Discord said to her right before their divorce had been true, and her daughter's chaos magic would've devastated Ponyville. It was better she was killed before she did any more harm, even if her death had been painful.

Despite Butterfly's awful reputation, there was a good majority of solemn ponies squeezing their way through the doors and into the funeral home. Fluttershy ducked her head to avoid being trampled and found herself standing in front of the recently built coffin colored in bronze, where her daughter's body had been put into.

"Oh, Butterfly..." Fluttershy whispered. Even uttering her name made Fluttershy want to burst into tears. She had sacrificed her own daughter, who she had been upset with countless times in hopes of saving Ponyville from being destroyed. She remembered how badly Discord tarnished it, the first time he took over. Butterfly could've been heading down the same path, she didn't want to watch her daughter turn into a monster.

But now, she was the monster. Instead of banishing Butterfly back to the everfree forest, or sending her back to the foster home, or any other option, she hired a cartel to kill her. What in Equestria's name was she thinking? She couldn't justify this, she couldn't justify it at all!

Fluttershy felt sick as she opened up the casket, with permission to do so of course. Tears fell down her cheeks as she saw Butterfly's beaten and bloodied body, it was starting the bloating process of decomposition, her skin pale and eyes dull. The stench of death filled the room and ponies had to cover their nose. The MLP cartel took great pleasure in making the last minutes of her life excruciating.

"I can't look at her!" Fluttershy sobbed. Her friends, Pinkie, Applejack, Rainbow, Twilight, and Rarity all rushed to her side with sad expressions on their faces, feeling sorry for the grief-stricken mother.
"Ah'm sorry for yer loss, sugar cube," Applejack whispered into her ear, placing a comforting hoof onto her shoulder. "Ah never even knew Butterfly that well, but losing yer own child...ah can't imagine."

Twilight shook her head. "Such a shame. She was a bright spirit, she just had a bad life." Rainbow followed suit, "Kid didn't stand a chance. I had a feeling something like this would happen if she came back to Ponyville, I could have told her to go back home but I didn't have the heart for it. I knew it would've crushed you if she came here and didn't see you after all these years."

"I don't need your sympathy!" Fluttershy cried. "It's not like you girls could have done anything about this. This is all my fault."

"Don't say that, Fluttershy! you tried your best. She was your first daughter, and you were young and stupid at that age, nopony urgh...this might hurt for you to hear but nobody liked Butterfly anyways." Twilight shuddered.

"I KNOW!" Fluttershy shouted, pushing the purple alicorn backward. "Nobody liked her! I didn't like her!" her voice fell weak, and she huddled over the coffin, refusing to move. Butterfly's step sisters, the wolf sisters sat down on their phones, bored.

"Ugh, everybody is still hating on our youtube channel!" the pink wolf sister said. "This is awful!" the blue one replied. Their channel seems to be more important than their deceased sister. Sperm Pie sat in the back, picking her pink nose.

"Man, I remember when my dad Spongebob died, he couldn't breathe on land so he didn't stand a chance, hahaha!" unable to contain their laughter, ponies in the back chuckled. Everybody remembered how dumb Spongebob's funeral had been. Fucker deserved it for coming to Ponyville.

Applejack was about to step onto the podium when Twilight dragged her backward. "Is..is that CIDER I SMELL ON YOUR BREATH, AJ!?" she demanded, tugging at the farmer's mane. Applejack let out a whine of annoyance. "Whad'ya think? ah couldn't show up here sober!"

"That's incredibly disrespectful Applejack." Twilight scolded. "I can't believe you drank when you knew Butterfly's funeral was today, you're too drunk to even be here, look how wobbly you are!"

"Ah'm fine, ya hear? now get yer hooves off me and let me do mah speech." Applejack groaned, staggering onto the podium in a drunken stupor. "Ah barely new Butterfly...but she was *Hic* ah good friend and all, she looked a lot like her mother."

Ponies exchanged awkward glances at each other, Twilight hadn't been the only one who noticed Applejack had a few drinks before showing up. It was hard for even Fluttershy to watch. Applejack leaned over the corpse, her face contorting into one of rage. "Yer fakin' it, Butterfly! ah know you ain't really dead, ya bitch!"

"Ohh no...here we go." Pinkie cringed as Applejack shouted profusely at the corpse. "THAT IS ENOUGH!" Twilight said, grabbing Applejack with her magic. "YOUR TOO DRUNK FOR THIS!"

Fluttershy knew by heart nobody really gave a shit about her daughter, not even Applejack cared, no wonder she drank before showing up, she could give less of a flying feather about Butterfly.

Suddenly, the doors opened once again, and everypony turned. "We're late, sorry!" a thick Spanish accent said. Fluttershy's ears flattened in fear when she realized it was the MLP cartel. "We wanted to see the funeral too because we killed her." they snickered saying it.

"N-no!" Fluttershy exclaimed and the funeral home fell into a frenzy. "Who on earth would invite a victim's murderer into their funeral, let alone ALL THEIR MURDERERS!" a horrified pony shouted. The mlp cartel didn't budge, staring at the coffin and saying things in Spanish, most likely jokes at Butterfly's expense Fluttershy couldn't understand.

"Get out, you can't be here!" Fluttershy begged, but they ignored her. Then the MLP cartel all surrounded the body and started laughing. "Serves her right! nobody likes Butterfly!"

They started dancing around it, singing Cinco de mayo songs as they jumped into the air with joy, all the other funeral attendees just standing there in disbelief. This funeral was turning into a total disaster!

Sperm Pie then rose out of her seat and pushed the cartel out of the way. "I was Butterfly's best friend! I remember that time when I threw that cum pie in her face, HEHEHE IT STILL CRACKS ME UP TO THIS DAY!" that made the crowd erupt into laughter once again. Butterfly's funeral turns into some sort of twisted celebration instead of a moment to mourn.

Sperm Pie then leaned down and gave Butterfly's corpse a wet willy. "Noponies gonna be missing you, bitchass!" she cackled. It was eery how similar her laugh was to her mother Pinkie Pies. Fluttershy felt anger for both of them now. Pinkie shrunk backward. "I wasn't a part of this," she whispered sinking into the hoards of ponies.

"Where's my husband, he needs to help me put an end to this!" Fluttershy looked around frantically, desperate to find his seat. Surely, there he was. Valdroxx fluttershy's husband was actually jerking off to the entire thing because death turns him on. Rainbine who was beside him went ballistic when she saw his dick with black pubes on it.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S GROSS!" Rainbine screamed and withdrew one of the biggest guns she owned and pointed it at him. "Omg don't rainbine im on edge let me finish," he said scared.

"NOPE! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PENIS!" Rainbine said aimed the rifle at his dick and blew it right off. It went flying across the room blood splattering on all the walls and Valdroxx cries because that hurt.

"NO JERKING OFF INFRONT OF ME WEIRDO!" Rainbine said. But her lust for shooting everybody around her came back full surge, Valdroxxes dick wasn't enough! EVERYBODY HAD TO BE SHOT!

"Hot take. Butterfly is ugly as shit." Sperm Pie said placidly. Rarity then walked over to the coffin, colorful flowers of all kinds wedged in between her hoof as she raised her arm to drop them onto Butterfly's chest.

"OH MY GOODNESS! did Butterfly wear aviator Glasses? THOSE ARE IN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE JEFFREY TV SHOW ON NETFLIX!" one pony exclaimed and everybody immediately snatched them and started fighting over who could keep them. somebody ended up dropping them and one of the frames smashed into a million pieces. "STOP! I LOOK BETTER IN THEM THAN YOU DO!"

"For you," Rarity said sadly, but she miscalculated her weight when she leaned onto the coffin, and it sent Butterfly's stinking, rotting, peeling corpse to the ground. Ponies screamed in horror as she broke apart on impact, now being in two halves.
"Oh...my bad." Rarity said in shock. "I hadn't meant to do that, darling." dropping the flowers and discarding them entirely as she let out an awkward cough. "THAT'S OK! LET'S JUST HAVE THE REST OF THE FUNERAL ON THE FLOOR! Butterfly deserves this." Sperm pie grinned in a demonic voice.

So they did, and Fluttershy caught the cartel kicking the corpse, trying to disfigure it even more. They blasted feliz navidad as the funeral music and now nobody was fucking taking it seriously. Fluttershy heard her husband's wails and turned to see blood pooling under his chair.

"Oh, my Celestia! W-What happened!?" she gasped in horror he clenched his balls in pain. "RAINBINE FUCKING SHOT MY DICK OFF!"
Sperm pie finds it on the floor and picks it up. "I found Valdroxxes dick on the floor." Sperm Pie grinned and stuffed it into Butterfly's corpse's mouth. "See guys? you can be dead and still take a good dick to the throat anytime ya want! hehe."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S IT." Rainbine said. Fed up with everyone's bullshit. She had been habouring her wrath for years and now everybody needed to face natural selection. "EVERYBODY IN HERE DIES." with an evil grin, she reloaded her revolver with a clickchink sound and started firing in all directions. Everybody except the important characters was shot dead. Sorry Applejack!

"NOO RAINBINE IS SHOOTING UP THE FUNERAAL!" Fluttershy cried in anguish but the screams drowned her voice out. Blood sprayed everywhere as brain matter and fleshy bits painted the walls. Rarity smiled, her true sadistic killing side coming out, and started knifing the rest of the survivors. The cartel was still dancing, they did not give a damn.

"THIS FUNERAL IS FUCKING DEAAADD!!" Rainbine grinned shot valdroxx more times. Wolf sisters started crying and ran out. As the few survivors buried her body in a shallow dirt hole carelessly at the back of the church, Fluttershy, knowing she would never see Butterfly's face again grabbed her glasses and flew away, sobbing the whole way back to the cottage.

The memory of how unapologetic Ponyville was to her daughter's death was forever etched into her mind like a blade. "I should've known it was a bad idea..nobody loves Butterfly!"

"Nobody loves..me? well, that's just plain rude." a transparent figure grumbled, confused and dazed. She waved at Fluttershy, trying to catch her attention, but it was like she couldn't even see her. "Mommy, MOMMY! why did you get the mlp cartel to attack me, YOUR'E SICK! I'm hurt real bad, I was bleeding everywhere and I couldn't see straight!"

Fluttershy returned no reaction, rather cried on the worn sofa, alone. The confused pegasus stopped shouting. Clearly, Fluttershy wasn't going to listen to her, fine then, be that way. She thought, leaving angrily.

"If mommy ignores me, I'll find a pony who won't! Daddy yells at me all the time, he'll be shocked when he sees me back in one piece!" flying off, she found him laying on the floor, and stopped. "Wait, why is everybody in a funeral home? did somebody die?"

She could hear what they were saying too, and she came to a horrific realization, they were talking bad about her in here! and everybody was shot and dead on the ground. "Oh no! They're going to blame my chaos magic on this!"
"BURN IN HELL BITCHERFLY!" Sperm Pie shrieked, hitting a pan and throwing the casket at the wall. "Butterfly is dead! Butterfly is dead! join in with me guys!"

"I'm not dead you idiot! I'm behind you, hey! DON'T IGNORE ME!" Butterfly called but was shocked to find her hoof go through Sperm pie's shoulder completely. "Wait..no..I can't be.."

"She deserves to be cremated." Rarity smiled, and they uncovered the body and burned it in the fire. Butterfly knelt down and cried. "IM A GHOST NOW!"

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