Cold

I could finally see the world around me and I was shocked to say the least. They where pony people or something like that. Its as if someone fucked a pony thousands of years ago. And I now wish I hadn't thought of that as my mind really went there.

Standing I put on my clothes they have sown together. That must have been Rarity, after all she offered but that might come back to bite. After all some people will use that as a debt to get something out of me. They where sown quiet well to be honest. And I can hardly tell that there was a slash on the back. Finally I had my steel toe boots on and my knife secure on my belt. Surprised that they gave it to me when I asked. Then again they seem too peaceful and it is something I need to get use to. After all I might be here for awhile. That was when nurse Redheart walked through the door and noticed me.

"Oh I see that your stitches are not bothering you." She smiled and I couldn't help but smile as well.

"Well I had stables in my head due to an accident." She seemed to be surprised at that but quickly changed.

"Well lets hope your not back here immediately. Now we need to get those stitches out before you leave." She then prepared some tweezers and waited for me to lift my shirt.

Minutes pasted as I then walked out to the town called Ponyvile. Ponies walked pasted me like any other person. Some gave me a look and I couldn't help be feel like a new kid in school. Most if not all eyes where in me and I couldn't help but walk away looking down at the ground. I need to find a way back home. Maybe those two princess Twilight and Redheart mentioned. Twilight may be a better bet. She seem to know a lot about one and I hope it is personal and not oppression.

"Right this way, just keep fallowing me-" a familiar voice was heard and cut off by me pumping into her. I was so lost in thought I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to-" I cut her off again this time with a raise of my hand. Fluttershy then realized who it was she pumped into and her eyes widen. "You're out of the hospital, oh I am glad your okay."

"Yeah same here but sorry for pumping into you I was lost in thought." That's when I noticed the family of ducks she was leading. With what we talked about in the time I was in the hospital that check out. "Well anyways I will let you carry on with your duck transport." Don't know why but I decided to take a few steps back.

"Hey! I'm walking here!" Turning around I saw what looked like a lion eagle type thing. Of course she was also anthropomorphic so we where face to face.

"Sorry about-" before I could even finish the apology she yelled out in shock.

"Uhh! What the fuck are you!?" That made me chuckle as I was expecting something like this. It just took longer than expected. To be really honest, I thought that reaction could happen as soon as I stepped out of the hospital.

"Well, I am a human. Chaz Cooley, it would be nice to meet you but frankly your being a bitch." I say with a little smile on my face. Her face turned to one where she looked sickened by me. To one where she looks like she want to rip my throat out. Fluttershy passed both of us by that point same with the family of ducks.

"The fuck you say to me?" She said as she seem to put her back straight.

"I said you are being a bitch. What you got fucked up hearing as well. Or are you too stupid to understand me?" I say a shit eating grin growing on my face. She got angrier at that and that did not lessen the grin.

"Keep talking and I will make your face uglier than it is already." She stared daggers at me and that.brought me back home if only for minute.

"I would like to see you try. I have a saying, words are nothing if you ain't got nothing to back them up." I stand then my shit eating grin turning into one that is ready for a fight. Her eyes widen and she seems scared for only a second. Then it turned to a smile on her beek.

"Ha, guess this place ain't so lame after all. I will see you around Chaz the human." She opens her wings and flies away. At the same time putting dust in my eyes most likely not on purpose. Wiping my face off with my shirt I put back on my glasses only to see two eyes in front of me.

"Oh hi pinkie," I could feel her nose on mine as she was in my personal bubble.

"HIYA CHAZY" She says with the biggest smile on her face. I can't help but sigh at her nick name for me.

"Pinkie, Its chaz please stop using that nickname." This was my fifth of sixth time asked her this week but she continues with it.

"SOOOO, Chazy you want to be at a party I am throwing for our new friend!?" She yelled out in excitement as she looked at me. Having more important things to get to I have to decline.

"Sorry, pinkie but I need to get to twilight, we have 'matters' to discus." I say walking backwards making sure she is in my sight. After all I have seen her pop out of nowhere. Turning and walking away I hop she doesn't fallow as she both makes me laugh and deeply frightens me. Lucky for me she seems to be focused on the party and I heard a zoom sound I am assuming was made by her.

"Okay, so twilight said something about a laundry... And I am talking to myself." Well better then talking to no one and having people look at you like a crazy person. Then again since I here in this world everyone here looks at me like that. Heading deeper in the town I see a tree above the town. I head there thinking it might be at the center of the town. But when I got there I saw a sign in front of it. As I got closer I saw more of the so called tree.

"I am starting to think god as a since of humor." I say to myself as I look at the sign and the literal tree house. The sign read 'Golden oak library' this might be twilight's place. Taking a breathe and get ready to knock the door. Walking up to the door I feel a since of dread. Just something seem off like I am facing a brick wall.

"Twilight it's Chaz, Can we talk about how I can get home?" I say as I knock on the door. Trying to ignore the since of dread I await for her to open the door. The doors dose open but it is not twilight rather it was a small lizard thing.

"Woah, dude what are you?" It said as it looked at me. I give it the same look of 'what the fuck are you.' He or at least I think it was a he was purple with green spikes on his head and back.

"I can ask you same thing, is twilight here?" I asked wanting to get back to the plan of getting home.

"Oh, no sorry dude want do you need?" He says leaning on the door frame wile opening it more.

"Well I need to talk to her and I would like to know where she is, by the way whats your name?" I asked hoping I can make some friends to help me calm down.

"Oh, my name is Spike, and Twilight went out to a party pinkies throwing." He says as he looks at me most likely wanting my name.

"The names Chaz, and thanks I head to party you know where it is?" I was sifting on my feet as the feeling of the time I waste here will only effect my home more.

"Yeah, its sugar cube corner just head down this world and take a left you can't miss it." He says while pointing to my left.

"Thank you spike." I turn around and walk down the street he told me about. Taking a left I looked for a sign that said sugar cube corner. But I don't think I need to as I see a literal gingerbread house. But hey maybe I can get a bite at this party pinkie is throwing. I mean not like I am walking into a fight.