Red dead redemption: the Legends

by Flip_The_Table

Chapter 5 Welcome to Ponyville (2)

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PinkyPie hums as she continues with baking some cakes as of knowing two special humans are coming in with Twilight for the tour of Ponyville.

“Oh I think I might need more frosting here!” She said grabbing some yellow frosting before looking at the cookie, smiling at her work before placing some down.

Twilight and the cowboys enter in as Pinky quickly shakes all the batter and frosting off her main before happily greeting them both… by singing. Twilight and John sighed as Arthur face palms before all three saying

“Not again”

As Pinky’s song begins to go faster Arthur makes his moves and slowly picks the pinky pony up again. She stops and looks up at the man seeing his eyes look down into her as she gulps getting easily intimidated by him.

“Are you done?” He said in a stern tone as she gulps slowly nodding. Soon he smiles before dropping her as she hops back to her happy mood before making way back to the cakes.

Twilight looks at Arthur with jaws dropped as he walks back over to John and her “okay… you need to show me that trick” she said as Arthur laughed a bit

“What I just told her to stop that’s all” he said

“No… no there was more in that then you think, no pony was able to get her to stop singing” Twilight said

Arthur looks at the counter where pinky is grabbing some cakes and cookies trying to find some other things, Arthur looks back at the purple pony “well I guess It’s the way I look to her, I give a serious glare and tell her to stop” he explains as she writes down some notes.

John sighed annoyingly as he gets up and waits before seeing Pinky trot back with some trays, John walks over and grabs one to help her.

“Thanks Johnny!” She said

“Don’t call me that” John deadpanned

“Too late Johnny” she said laughing before placing the last tray down before sitting next to Twilight. She soon scoots the trays over to the cowboys letting them see the sugar treats

“Have some cookies as I introduce you to Ponyville!” Pinky said

“Do you have tobacco?” John said

“Nope what’s that?” She asked

“Eh never mind” John said before looking at the cookies, taking one and munching on as she explains

“So Twilight tells me you both eat meat and Vegetables, well I happen to know everypony here in Ponyville and one pony who sells meat for non ponies!” She said

“But I would like to know on what kinds of meat you like and don’t like” she said

“Well I guess pork and beef along with Lamb are the three we can stick with” Arthur said grabbing a cookie, he takes a bite and feels the sugar go crazy with some bits of chocolate in it with nuts. He gulps is down and looks at the treat before biting it again.

Pinky smiles brightly having another satisfied customer before she looks over to Twilight for her to explain next, she finished writing some things down before looking over to the cowboys

“so rounding up all of these amounts of meat you’ll need, it would be over 50 bits to get all, and since your new to our world I’ll let Celestia help start your new lives here”

“Yeah new life” John said looking out the window, Pinky sees it and said “you remind me of Ready” she said

“Ready?” Arthur says

“It’s Red’s nickname silly” she said

Pinky looks away as she thinks about the poor soul, it might not be true but she said once that Red told her on how he showed up to equestria, something that she was promised not to take about it to anypony at all, not even twilight!

“You both just the same, wanting to go home” she said

“I get the feeling Pinky, but let’s not get the too worked up on it, let’s just introduce them to Ponyville right?” Twilight said getting the pony to smile once more.

“Your right! No time for being sad! But be happy!” She said

John looks at Twilight and she looks at him before whispering “we’ll talk about it later” she whispered before Pinky hops out and soon to the door, opening it letting the group out.

Placing the closed sign down she then turns to the group before hopping in front of the group “let’s go head to my friend Butcher, he’ll be the one with stored meat” she said before humming a song as they walk to town.

“So if ponies can’t eat meat, why have a meat store here?” John asked

“Well Butcher was from the bigger city’s and other races like griffin and manticores live and some of them are omnivores” she said

“So Butcher wanted to have a shop here full of meat, so there can be delivery’s all over the place for all to have their meals” she said as they soon enter town’s markets. Ponies of all look at the group and greet with happy faces as continuing to their work hour.

Arthur nods at a few before he catches up to pinky “and how did ya meat this shopper?” He asked

“Well he was in need of some help with moving from a city, So Red and I helped him, learning that human eat meat and vegetables” she explained

“She came and told me after words, but then I tell Celestia afterwards later so that kinda explains on how we’re so prepared for this to happen” Twilight said

“So if Red was not here…?”

“Then we would have a complete different conversation than Mr. Marston” Twilight said as Pinky laughs before stopping to see the store up ahead.

“Arth and Johnny welcome to Stone cold cut!” She said before opening the door. Arthur stops and looks at John before groaning at the nicknames before going inside the shop.

It’s cold, colder and a little warm too, as the group walk in a blue and grey colored pony sits there chopping some meat before seeing Pinky and Twilight

“Ah Pink and purple hello!” Butcher greets putting his knife away, hugging Pinky tightly before letting the hug go to see the humans before him

“I see some more humans aye?” He said

“Butch I’d like to introduce you Arthur and John, cowboys from the same word as Red” Twilight said

“Ah yes yes welcome humans to my shop! Now I’m guessing this is the whole tour thing you warned me about?” He asked and both the ponies nod.

“Ah well well, Greyworth!” Butcher shouts before a Gryphon stumbles out nearly slipping before saluting to his boss “yes sir?” He asked

“Be ready for a message order delivery for two humans named Arthur and John okay?” Butcher said

The gryphon nods grabbing out a note and pencil “so humans… what the buck you want to have?!” Butch said laughing lightly

“Some beef and pork with some lamb should do it for them” Pinkypie said smiling wildly as Greyworth writes the things down before nodding at his boss before he then runs outside flying to his destination.

“What was that thing?” John asked

“A Gryphon, they have all curtains parts of an animal in them. But they are strong and fast fighters, don’t get on their bad side” Twilight said speaking from experience from a gryphon she wishes not to talk about.

“Yeah Greyworth may look like a nice guy but he is one angry bucker! Ha if only you were here yesterday” Butch said laughing up a storm before slowly calming down

“Ah… so your order will be here possibly tomorrow. So is you want anything, have the bits. Cause if not… buck off!!! Ha” he said laughing once more as the trio walk out the door.


“Well he’s a, interesting guy” John said before Pinky hops over to Arthur “so what now?” He asked

“Well my part here is done! But that don’t mean there can still be a party!” She says

“A party? Well I reckon some request then” he said

“Oh oh tell me!” Pinky said pulling out a note book

John chuckled lightly as him and Twilight look at the two talk “Arthur starting to like it here” he said

“Yeah. I guess so” Twilight said smiling as Pinky hops even faster as Arthur finished his request, before she hops over to Twilight “okay I've got to get thing ready tomorrow! Thanks Johnny, Thanks Twilight BYE!!!” She said before zooming away.

“Maybe this place an’t so bad after all” Arthur said

“So what next?” John said

Twilight sighs before she takes the lead “well next up is Rainbow Dash, but first, we need to get some things” she said leading them back to the tree house.

Couple minutes later

“A Hot air balloon?” Arthur said looking at it as Twilight opens the door. John looks at Arthur remembering something a long time ago.

“The last time I was in one, nearly died trying to save this fool” Arthur said

“Whatever, just get in” John said walking in with Arthur following close behind. As they hold on the balloon begins to slowly lift up high in the sky Twilight stops and looks over the two.

“Now they’re only one more thing to do, but I’ll do it once we’re there. Now hang on” she said as they slowly begin to fly up higher until they soon disappear above the clouds.


And so the cowboys continue onward to their next tour, what happens next? More will be explained next time on Red dead Redemption the legends

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