When Rarity reveals she's feeling down about not having a date for Hearts and Hooves Day, Pinkie Pie takes it upon herself to cheer her up by sending her an anonymous gift. This leads to a series of hilarious misunderstandings which break everyone's hearts and almost start an international war. Also, an evil Shakespearean Abyssinian comes to feed off the drama.

PAIRINGS: Spike x Rarity (one-sided), Rainbow x Applejack, Fluttershy x Rarity, Spike x Ember, Sweetie Belle x Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara x Sweetie Belle and Pinkie x Mane 6.

WARNINGS: In addition to violence and discussions about sexuality, contains scenes of bullying and themes of anxiety and depression.