“Can you believe this?” Rainbow grumbled. She sat cross legged on the floor next to Pinkie’s drum set, eating her lunch. “We’ve been laughed out of the lunch room! We lost our table to the egg heads!”

“Ah ain’t got a problem with eatin in here,” Applejack commented. “It’s nice n quiet compared to the screaming war zone we call a cafeteria.” She shoved some of her apple sauce in her mom as Pinkie half heartedly played the drums.

“This sucks,” Pinkie mumbled. “I can’t believe she up and turned on us. I thought we were besties forever! We had the music show coming after the Friendship Games we were looking forward to!” I squeezed her shoulder reassuringly.

“I’m sure this will get sorted out,” I reassured her. She stared at me and tried to make her hair poofy. She sighed when she failed and slid off her drum sets seat.

“Thanks Flutters. I hope so.”

“Ah don’t get why she did it now,” Applejack muttered dejectedly. “She had months to pull a stunt like this. Why now?”

“Who gives a damn about the why?” Rainbow grumbled. “All that matters is she turned her back on us. She’s a traitor!”

“Hear, hear!” Rarity agreed as she crossed her legs.” She is a no good backstabber!” I gave sigh as I laid on my back. I wanted to just hide in bed and cry.

“I have cupcakes and brownies,” I mumbled. All eyes shifted to me and I wanted to hide.

“What?” Pinkie asked curiously. I held up the plastic containers for all to see.

“Can I have one?” Rainbow asked eagerly.

“They are for us all,” I answered as I sat back up and opened them.

“Huh they smell mighty interesting,” Applejack sniffed her cupcake.

“Let’s all bit into ours at once!” Pinkie suggested as she held up a white cupcake.

“You’re weird,” Rainbow muttered as we all bit into the cupcakes we held. “What the fuck?”

“Ew! What on earth is this?” Rarity screamed and rushed to a trash can.

“Oh mah gawd!” Applejack spit hers into a napkin. “Mine had mustard in it!”

“Mine had fucking mayonnaise inside!” Rainbow gagged. “I hate mayonnaise!” I panted as my mouth immediately was on fire and I wanted to cry.

“Mine had egg salad!” Rarity shouted as she kept vomiting into the can. Pinkie was gagging on the floor.

“I had ranch for frosting,” Pinkie moaned. I ran and grabbed Pinkie’s chocolate milk from her lunch and started drinking.

“It won’t stop burning!” I screamed as I felt tears running down my face. “My tongue is on fire! Help me!” Rainbow and Applejack stumbled to the feet and rushed to me.

“Get her more milk!” Rainbow shouted as Rarity tossed hers to Rainbow.

“Mine had different types of pepper!” I cried. “This is awful! I wanna cry more!” I hated peppers with a burning passion. I couldn’t stand spicy foods.

“Drink this sugarcube,” Applejack held the chocolate milk to my lips and I started drinking greedily.

“That helped a bit,” I mumbled as I sat down and held my stomach. “I wanna vomit.” Rainbow passed me a trashcan and thankfully it wasn’t the one Rarity just got done vomiting in.

“That was hilarious!” We all glanced to the door and my eyes widened. Lyra and Vinyl were rolling on the floor laughing. Vinyl wiped a tear away and kept laughing.

“We got your asses!” Vinyl pointed at us. “Ahaha!”

“Oh jesus!” Lyra screamed. “That was fucking gold.” She and Vinyl fist bumped as they shakily helped each other up to their feet.

“Great plan Lyra!” Vinyl burst out laughing again and doubled over with her hands on her knees. “Think we can get them to do it again so we can record it?”

“Go on!” Lyra leaned against a locker laughing. “Take another bite!”

“Try the brownies!” Vinyl encouraged. “There’s a surprise in em!” We all glared at them and I wiped the tears away.

“That’s so not okay!” Rarity shouted. “I hate egg salad! It’s disgusting!” The two girls looked at each other and started laughing even harder.

“Vinyl I can’t breath!” Lyra giggled. “I’ve been laughing too hard!”

“You messed with the wrong girls today!” Vinyl growled. “Don’t ever fucking talk to Sunset again bitches.” I gave a flinch at the language and shivered. Just because I was friends with Rainbow and Applejack doesn’t mean I liked cussing.

“Seriously?” Rainbow fumed. “Get on the right side. Quit supporting a traitor. She will backstab you too. It’s all she knows.” Lyra and Vinyl gave each other a look.

“You should show some respect,” Lyra said coldly. “That girl went through hell and back in Equestria for us. She saved us all more than once. She went through something I think one of you can relate to.”

“Yeah!” Vinyl chimed in her support and flipped us all off. “You all are gullible and annoying. It was so easy to give Fluttershy those rigged cupcakes.”

“See you losers around!” Lyra chuckled. “Don’t ever come near me or Sunset or any of our group again.” The two walked away as their laughter faded.

“Did you see their faces!?” Vinyls laugh echoed down the hall.

“Damn right!” Lyra exclaimed. “They were crying and vomiting oh my God!”

“What the fuck is wrong them?” Applejack grumbled furiously. “Fluttershy was cryin!”

“And Rarity was vomiting!” Rainbow snapped. Pinkie moaned as we all glanced over to her worriedly. She grabbed her stomach and moaned again.

“I gotta go to the bathroom!” She exclaimed as she rushed out of the room. “Not pee!”

“Did she eat the brownies?” I asked quietly. We all glanced around nervously as Rainbow picked up a empty container that had held the brownies.

“Yeah it looks like it.” We heard Lyra and Vinyl laugh harder again as Pinkie ran crying down the hall.

“What did they do the brownies?” Rarity asked in confusion. Rainbows eyes widened as she dropped the container.

“They put laxatives in the brownies! Ew! Ex lax is evil!”

Author's Note

This is one of my favorite chapters, all because of Lyra and Vinyl. Some could call it cruel but I call it justice the only way Lyra knows how to give out.