My Past Is Complicated
Chapter LVIII
Previous ChapterNext Chapter“Okay so how we want it is Lyra goes first, then Vinyl, then Aria, Adagio, Sonata, Trixie and her group, then Lightning,” Earth Bon Bon explained as I adjusted my witches hat. Fuchsia sat next me and tossed her phone on the basements couch with a smile. Twilight was sitting on the floor with a book with Moondancer as Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine were trying to play a game on Earth Lyra’s phone. Equestrian Lyra and Bon Bon were watching us curiously set up.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie understands,” Trixie proclaimed with a grin. Earth Bon on Bon gave a satisfied nod and stepped back as she accepted the camera from Octavia. Octavia peered over her shoulder and gave a thumbs up.
“Who can stop us now? While the whole world bows, watch us share this crown. Every time you step in, we push you out. Who can stop us now? While the whole world bows. Try and bring us down, every time we step in, we push you out.”
“You heard us before, but that was just a little sample. We’re back for more, here to set the worst example. Murdered out, pitch black grin, still white skin. You know I’m hard to kill but real I’m moving in. I’m putting twenty two down while I’m puking up blood. You know I’m here to stay or fuck I’m gonna die young. Now my posses getting bigger and bigger, it’s one eighty eight minus one you know the figure.” I stared in surprise at Vinyl and smirked. I didn’t expect someone so quiet to be so violent.
“I spew hate in every direction I spit
I’m tearin it down, everything you built. I already found my niche, bitches. Ain’t never gonna stop this is it. This punk ass better go home or retire, with her mom. Cause its already too late to stop what I did. It hurts when I rip this mic up, slap you upside and call you my bitch, if you can’t play the game fucker. Better stand outside it. You ain’t never gonna have no fame again, both you and your boyfriend in bed. Look at these fuckers, how we beat them with just a touch of a pen. I could’ve smacked you hard, but I tapped you bitch and we wrote this song instead.”
“Feel the wave of sound as it crashes down,” Adagio stepped forward. “Ever since Sunset left, your band went to shit. There’s no more Rainbooms, no more talent no more show business. You’re a bunch of fucking jokes, if you get hurt feelings oh well.”
“You’re a spineless, pathetic lot, and you haven’t got a single clue about anything. Secret stealer? Please, Pinkie Pie is getting too fat to be calling names. You hear the crowd, they know you’re down. Your time is running out,” Sonata sang coldly.”We will break on through, now it’s time to finish you.” I’ve never seen the happy girl mad or insult anyone. It was a bit scary.
“You think you’ve got what it takes to go toe to toe? We’ve got more moves than you’ll ever know. We own the stage, we’re all the rage. You’re from the past,we’re from the Space Age! Come on, you’re just making noise. Listen how our music destroys. Anything you throw at us, we’re gonna throw back, just wait and see. Ya better believe we got tricks up our sleeves and we captivate, cause we’re powerful and great.”
“We’re just here to bring you down a peg,” I sang and Trixie gave me a reassuring grin. “By the time we’re done, you’re gonna beg.”
“Don’t mean to brag, don’t mean to boast, but we’re a six-course meal and you’re just burnt toast. Think we’re gonna ever give up? No, never, ever, ever, ever!” Fuchsia sang and I gave her a subtle approving nod.
“Do something, you couldn’t fade me on your best day. The Wiz Kid’s gone, that’s why you get less attention. Still remember when your first song dropped. Skipped it to the chorus, the rest of y’all flopped. Whack ass lyrics, I mean garbage. Leaky like a faucet, your whole entourage.
Wish on a star? Bitch, you’ll never make a million. Rest in peace alone. I wouldn’t put a fuckin’ flower on your gravestone if you died. I grew up by drivebys and gang signs so what the fuck you know about being in danger? Mad at all of us because all our songs are a fucking hit. To Rainbow Dash I’m mean but I’m not mad at the girl. Lyra just put me in the booth, I’m better and faster than her,” Lightning smiled coldly as Earth Bon Bon stepped back to keep the athlete in frame. Or that’s what I assumed was happening. Earth Bon Bon gave a nod as she pressed a button on the camera and set it down. The Equestrians or I think that’s what they were called, gawked at our longer hair and pony ears. Well not Twilight I guess. She already knew about this.
“Well?” Earth Lyra grinned. “What do you all think?”
“I think it’s a message no one is going to misunderstand,” Aria smirked. “Especially for someone as thick headed as Rainbow Crash.” Lightning chuckled at that and nodded her agreement.
“I definitely think that it’s a really good shot at them. And we don’t gotta worry about any retaliation either. First off, Fluttershy is too shy for that, Pinkie wouldn’t either,” Lightning commented.
“And Rarity would call it uncouth,” Vinyl chimed in with a smirk. “And Applejack doesn’t care enough about this type of thing.”
“And Rainbow can’t write any songs,” Trixie added with a smile. “Sunset told Trixie that she and Fluttershy wrote all their songs for the band.”
“So we won the war before it even started,” Fuchsia said. “Feels good to finally talk bad about the Raingoons and get away with it.”
“All we gotta do is pick backgrounds for each individual singer and we are done,” Octavia announced as she sat down at the computer and we gathered around her, Equestrians included.
Author's Note
Someone separated the sirens singing voices so here's links to each other. Sonata and Arias are my favorites.
I just picked apart different Hollywood Undead song lyrics and picked the most insulting ones to be honest. Tricks up my sleeve is also one of my favorite song from Rainbow Rocks.
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