Cutie Mark Crusaders - The Cock Conjurers

by Tsugu

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sweetie Belle, Romance, Apple Bloom, Fetish, Scootaloo
Length: 3706

Will the CMC be able to get a dick while everyone seems to be taken already?

CMC are now adult, with more responsibilities towards the ponies of Ponyville than ever. During this time, they also get an insufferable need for a dick. Will they be able to get it when everyone in town is already taken?

Published 2023-06-05 19:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-06-05 19:20:00 UTC

Chapter 1

"Allright crusaders, let's see what's on the docket for today!" Apple Bloom happily exclaims as she stands behind a podium inside of their headquarters, also known as the CMC Clubhouse, awkwardly holding letters in her fetlock.

"Aha! 'Lime Blitz - Anxiety due to getting a cutie mark". I feel like we should deal with this one soon." She opens up another envelope, revealing a letter from 'Atlas Mist'.

"Atlas - Troubles with his.... relationship." Upon finishing reading the entire letter describing the pony's problem in more detail, Apple Bloom blanks out and ringing fills her ears.

"Apple Bloom! Apple Bloom!" Muffled voices of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle get louder as both mares start to shake her.

Apple Bloom confusingly looks around, then looks Scootaloo in the eyes.

"Oh good, you came back. What was that all about?" Scoot inquires, with a curious look on her face.

"It's just...have y'all ever though about being in a , you know, relationship with someone?" Apple bloom asks and turns her head towards Sweetie Belle.

Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle look at each other, both rubbing their legs awkwardly.

"When you mention it, I was thinking what would it be like." Sweetie Belle says.

"Yeah, but working full time as a crusader doesn't really leave you with much time for this kind of stuff. Especially since we started to accept mail instead of ponies asking us for help directly." Scootaloo adds, and looks at the nearly overflowing mailbox outside. "And even though I love this job with all my heart, I would want to test out some of my theories about stallions, especially their big and enticing coc-". She stops herself and Scootaloo nods in agreement.

"It hasn't been exactly relaxing for the past few months. But I guess more ponies moving to Ponyville was bound to bring in new problems that we are best suited to fix." Apple bloom says.

"Oh oh!" Scootaloo exclaims and raises her hand into the air, as if she was in class. "Nothing is stopping us from finding some colts if we take a short vacation, right?"

"Vacation? Some of these letters seem pretty urgent to me." Apple Bloom argues as she looks through the letters once again.

"Ponies of Ponyville have survived without us for hundreds of years, I think that they can last a week. So what do you say? Let's go on a crusade like in the good old times, when our only worry was getting a cutie mark. But this time it's about sex!" Sweetie Belle giggles at the end and extends her hoof. "Who's with me?"

"Aw what the hay." Apple Bloom tosses the letters away and joins hooves with her in the air, Scootaloo soon doing the same.

"Cutie Mark Crusaders - the colt hunters!"

*[One Week Later]*

"Okaaay, why is absolutely everyone taken already? We have searched everywhere! The school, the streets, lurking at the train station... I can see why that one failed but still." Sweetie Belle ponders, while they are all slumped against their chairs inside of the club house.

"I don't know why Sweetie, but ah do appreciate the loyalty to their partners! " Apple Bloom tried to add in something positive.

"Well yeah, this is nice and all but if there's no one willing to fuck us, what are we supoosed to do?!" Scootaloo dramatically throws her hooves in the air. "I just won't settle for a piece of rubber between my legs. I have standards."

"Gentlefillies, I may have an idea. As you know, I've gotten pretty good in transfiguration magic. Stuff like turning apples into bananas, rocks into jelly, etc. So..." Sweetie Belle suggests.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom look at each other, tilting their heads in confusion.

"I could give one of us a dick, temporarily. All I need is to get hold of a spell book talking about transforming body parts, since I have never tried this magic on ponies. And killing my best friends would sort of end my magical career for good."

"I'm not against it." Scootaloo says after thinking about it for a bit. "But are we sure that this wouldn't damage our friendship? And besides, we haven't even kissed. I mean why would friends kiss each other in the first pla-"

Scootaloo's train of worries gets derailed as Apple Bloom stands up from her chair, heads towards her and kisses her, making Scoot's eyes go wide.

"Might as well start with somethin' simpler to break the ice." Apple Bloom proudly states.

"I...can't say that I disliked that." Scootaloo admits while processing what just happeened.

"I take it nobody is against my plan?" Sweetie Belle asks just to make sure.

Everyone nods their head no, and Sweetie yells, "Let phase one begin. To the castle's library!"

* * *

"So let me get this straight." Starlight says as she walks in circles inside of the castle's main library, looking at the three mares who have just barged in. "You want to borrow a book on transfiguration magic, one of the most advanced kinds of magic there is...." She looks at the cover of the book that they would like to borrow." Specifically pony body parts. For absolutely no reason in particular. Correct?"

All three crusaders smile broadly and nod in unison.

"Sorry girls. This knowledge is not something you should be tampering with just because of a long while."

"C'mon Starlight, why have it in the library in the first place if nobody is allowed to borrow it!" Apple Bloom asks and emphasizes 'library' by waving her hooves around her.

"I never said that. If you are a medical student, this sort of thing is essential knowledge." Starlight corrects her, and returns the book to the bookself.

"So if we become-"

"Don't even think about it girls." Starlight looks at her with the 'don't push it' look.

Apple Bloom huffs. "Well, ight then Starlight. We will be on our way." She starts to walk away and motions the others to follow her.

"We just can't give up that easily Sweetie Belle! Maybe if we tell her why we need it she would listen." Sweetie Belle says.

Sweetie Belle stops a few meters outside of the library and turns towards her. "Tell her what exactly? 'I want to change my body just because there are no single colts around, lot me borrow a guide so I can conjure up a dick'? She would just give us a lecture about how we should wait for the right person or something."

"Oh yeah, heh. That definitelly sounds like Starlight. So what do you propose we do instead? I refuse to give up that easily!"

"A good old break in." Sweetie Belle suggests with a grin on her face.

"Sweetie, we are no thiev-"

"No stealing involved!" Sweetie Belle motions to a camera, which she pulled out of her satchel.

"Ooooh. Yeah, that could work. What do you say Scootaloo?" Apple Bloom asks her.

"It's not exactly something Dash would do...probably anyways. But to be honest I can't wait any longer. I have dreamed about getting some dick for the entire week and if I don't get it soon I will go hay! I think that we should do it." Scootaloo agrees.

"Then it's settled. Let's meet here around 11PM? Everyone should be asleep by then. Is that good for everyone?" Sweetie asks.

"Yep!" Scootaloo nods and writes it down in her notebook just in case.

"No problem! Is there something else we need? We have Sweetie's horn as the lockpicking tool, I can bring some old clothes as a disguise, but I don't want to miss anything." Apple Bloom ponders.

" I think that's all. Now let's each go our separate way so we don't raise any suspicions." Sweetie suggests, and everyone goes home.

* * *

It was dark, as it should be around 11PM. The castle looms above the three crusaders as they approach the building from behind, each wearing old hats and capes to cover most of their body in case someone sees them.

"So, what do we use as our entrance?" Apple Bloom asks the others while eyeing all of the possibilities.

"Since this is a castle, there is no shortage of windows. Look, that one isn't even that high. We could easily give Sweetie a boost." Scootaloo suggests as she looks at a window about three meters above the ground.

"What about you? Once I get in, you will have no way of entering the same way." Sweetie Belle asks her partners in crime.

"We will just wait out here. It wouldn't be wise for all of us to enter anyways. More ponies equals more sound." Scootaloo says and approaches the said window.

They all follow her, and Scootaloo puts her legs against the wall. "Climb on top of me, Apple Bloom."

Apple Bloom does so, and stands on top of her shoulders. "I can feel you wobbling quite a bit. Are you sure that you will be able to hold Sweetie as well?"

"A-absolutelly. Just hurry!" Scootaloo responds while her entire body trembles from the weight.

Sweetie Belle nods, and slowly climbs on top of the two mares, and performs a spell. Soon after, a click can be heard, and the window opens. She quickly climbs inside and thanks her friends.

Sweetie was now standing in the castle's kitchen, among the many stoves and cabinets full of ingredients. She quickly locates the door, and enters the hallway.

Where could the library be... This doesn't look familiar at all. She thinks, and trots down the path at a reasonable pace, trying her best to be quiet.

After a few minutes of wandering around aimlessly, she finally enters a path that she recognized from today's visit to the castle. This must be it.

Sweetie Belle quietly opens the door, but despite her effort they audibly creak, making her cringe in return. Upon entering, she activates the glowing spell, illuminating the whole room.

Ha, the medical section is right there! She thinks as she notices a bookshelf with a sign of a red cross hanging above it.

She quickly reads titles of the books placed there, until she finds 'Body transfiguration magic basics - Written by Somber Harmony'

"Finally!" Sweetie exclaims audibly. Upon realizing that she has not said this inside of her mind, she quickly covers her mouth in hopes that nobody heard her.

She wastes no time and pulls out a camera, while also skimming through the pages of the said book. Being able to hold things in a magical aura is awesome.

Aha, here it is! 'Transformation of genitals'.

Sweetie readies the camera, and tries to position it so it captures one page at a time. She snaps the photos, and they immediatelly come out of the picture exit slot.

After a few seconds they all appear on the polaroid paper, the text being clearly visible alongside the images.

Readable enough, time to go. She puts the book back from where she took it and dims the light coming from her horn.

She approaches the door through which she had entered, and hears hoofsteps. Her eyes go wide, and after a quick inspection of the room she hides behind one of the sofas.

After several seconds, a guard with a light emiting crystal enters the room, looking around for any signs of movement. He approaches the sofa, as that seems the most likely place for anyone to hide behind.

Sweetie Belle is out of time, and comes up with a quick plan.

As the guard looks down behind the sofa, she lights up her horn so much that sparks starts to fly out of it.

The guard yells in pain and covers his eyes, giving Sweetie the perfect opening for an escape.

She runs down the corridor that would lead her to the main door at full speed, opening it remotely with her telekinesis.

"Hold it right there! You are trespasing onto a private property!" The guard bellows behind her, quickly gaining on her. Even tho Sweetie Belle is no longer a child, outrunning a royal guard is no easy feat.

Sweetie Belle's quick thinking makes an appearance once again, as she trots out and immediatelly slams the door shut, hitting the guard in the face.

"Twilight fucking Sparkle, this was..." she huffs from all the running, "so close! Never again!"

She stops and hides behind a nearby house to catch her breath.

After several minutes during which she steadies her breathing, Sweetie Belle heads for the CMC headquarters near Applejack's farm.

* * *

"Sweetie Belle! You made it!" Both Scootaloo and Aplpe Bloom exclaim. "We heard you running out of the castle, and immediately retreated. I assume that the guard that came out and seemed extremely pissed was thanks to you?

"Nevermind that little hiccup. This mission is a success!" Sweetie Belle shows them pictures of the book pages.

They all gather around in a circle, looking through them.

"These are surprisingly sharp Sweetie." Scootaloo notes.

"I know." She says proudly befor grabbing the pictures in her magic. "Hmm. Oh yeah. Mhm."

Apple Bloom and Scootaloo just looked at her for a few minutes during which she studied the pictures in detail.

"Okay, I think that I understand the spell. In short, you can't create a penis out of thin air." Sweetie Belle says, to the dismay of everyone.

The room fills with an audible "Aww".

"But, it clearly states that it can convert a vagina into one. The effect will last approximately 72 hours. The more times you apply it, the longer it lasts, eventually even forever. Makes a lot of sense when I think about it." She looks at the last picture. "One caveat though... It's not possible for the healer to apply the spell onto themselves, because your horn has to be touching the area you wish to transform."

"And touching your own pussy is not exactly easy, got it. So it has to be either me or Apple Bloom." Scootaloo finished for her.

"Yep."

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom look at each other, and at the same time yell "I will do it!".

"Aww. Considering that this is a spell that I have never performed before, I wouldn't want to do it twice in a row. Scootaloo please lay down." Sweetie Belle says, and motions to the wooden floor of the tree house.

Scootalo does as she was told, and spreads her legs.

Sweetie Belle gulps, and lowers her head so that her horn touches Scoot's clit.

Scootaloo slightly moans but tells Sweetie to continue.

"Here I go..." Sweetie Belle says, more to herself than anyone else. She starts to mumble the exact steps of what to think of while performing the spell. The tip of her horns starts producing yellow tendrils that slowly enter into Scootaloo's pussy, and then fully envelope it.

"Think about cocks. Cocks. The stallion ones, not cocks on Applejack's farm. Beautiful cocks..."

An audible hum can be heard, almost like a charging of a teleportation spell.

"Um, is this normal?" Scootaloo asks, slight worry on her face, as she looks at Sweetie's horn, sparking slightly once again.

"Yes, actually!" Sweetie Belle quickly explains, visibly straining to hold the spell. "It's a lot more demanding than it looks!"

Scootaloo moans louder, feeling slight pain. _Once I get it, I would bet my left testicle that this will all be worth it._

"Please for the love of Luna, don't move!" Sweetie tells her while shaking herself.

As she finishes saying the last sentence, a red circle filled with various symbols 10 centimeters in diamerer appears from the tip of Sweetie's horn, slowly spinning.

"Grrrrhh..." Sweetie grinds her teeth and her eyes start to water, but she doesn't stop even after her horn stars to flicker. A clear sign of her energy being nearly depleted. After a few seconds, the spell is finished.

Sweetie Belle falls onto the ground, too tired to move. "Please don't waste too many bits on my funeral..."

Meanwhile Scootaloo slowly opens up her eyes, and looks between her legs. She beams with joy and exclaims "Wohooo! Sweetie, you have done it!"

What awaits her between her legs is a beautiful dick, exactly like the ones she usually sees in Play Stallion. "This is crazy..." She says as she reaches for it with her hoof, touching the tip. "Wow, this feels so weird. But also nice."

Sweetie Belle looks up from the ground, and raises one of her hooves in celebration. "I'm glad you like it. It seems like it recreated exactly what I imagined." She slowly sits down with Apple Bloom's help, who just stares in disbelief.

"I believed in you Sweetie! This seems almost too good to be true." Apple Bloom says, and eyes Scoot's new body part.

"So.... Since this is the perfect cock that Sweetie imagined, I feel like she should be the one to try it out first." Scootaloo suggests and approaches Sweetie, giving her a peck on the cheek."

Blood immediately rushes into Sweetie's cheeks, and she nods. "Um, Apple bloom, could you-"

"No no, I gotcha covered. I will just wait outside until you two are done." She smiles and adds, "Have fun!" while shutting the door behind her.

Sweetie Belle looks up at Scootaloo and asks, "So, um, t-time to warm up the cock for a proper t-test... Celestia, I suck at this so much!" She says and slaps her hoof onto her forehead.

Scootaloo sits on the ground and motions for Sweetie to sit before her. Once she does, Scootaloo puts both of her hoovehooves across Sweetie's shoulders. "You really think that I have any experience outside of stupidly expensive porn magazines?"

"Well, not really."

"Exactly. So let's just try and have fun while the spell lasts. Worst that can happen, I will never want you to ride my dick, which won't exist in a few days anyways." Scootallo encourages her.

Sweetie Belle smiles at her. "Well in that case..."

"How can a well be in a case?" Scootaloo jokingly asks, making Sweetie Belle slap her cock. Despite that she still couldn't contain her laugher.

"Oh you! Let's just begin. Might as well go on the couch over there."

Scootaloo agrees, and they she lays down on the couch, Sweetie holding herself up a few centimeters above her.

"A cowgirl, eh? You shouldn't have made Apple Bloom wait outside, she could provide us with assistance." Scootaloo says as she looks into Sweetie's eyes.

Sweetie Belle replies with a kiss, and by starting to rub Scoot's cock with her hoof. After feeling that Scootalo is hard enough, she breaks from the kiss and sits on top of her, inserting the dick inside of her pussy.

"Oh yes...." Scootaloo moans as Sweetie starts to slowly ride her.

"Wait." Sweetie stops. "We forgot to bring lube."

Scootaloo just motions towards Sweetie's mouth.

"Oh! Heh." Sweetie Belle gets off of Scoot's dick, and makes sure to properly lick it several times.

"Oh my princesses. I completely understand why boys love getting these now." Scootaloo then just throws back her head and moans as Sweetie gets back on top, this time riding her much faster.

"Are you close yet?" Sweetie Belle asks as she notices Scootaloo shuddering.

"W-why yes." She pants and grabs Sweetie by her neck, pulling her down into a kiss.

Sweetie Belle proceeds to hug her, and moves her lower body upwards, pulling the dick out and starts to grind against it with her pussy.

"Ahhhh..." Scootaloo's grip on Sweetie tightens, as strings of cum begin to shoot out of her, hitting Scootaloo in the chest.

"Well, this must mean a job well done on my part." Sweetie smirks as she looks down at all of the melted-cheese-like substance covering her.

Scootaloo blushes and suggests,"l could just lick it off. I've read that it tastes salty, but a real test can't hurt."

"You've got a point, but before I would like to finish myself, if you don't mind."

Scootaloo nods her head no, and Sweetie gets back to grinding. After about half a minute she explodes as well, and collapses once again, hugging Scootaloo.

"I'm surprised that I managed to pull this off after completely draining my magic." She states as she snuggles her snout into Scoot's fur.

"Think that this could help?" Scootaloo asks as she licks her horn, immediatelly making Sweetie tense up.

"Mayhaps. Try doing it a few times just so I can be sure."

Scootaloo starts to lick her horn up and down, noticing the spiral encricling it to start glowing. "Is this normal for unicorns? I have never seen this happen in any image."

"I'm not really sure myself. But please continue." Sweetie tells her, while absent-mindedly rubbing Scoot's chest with her hoof.

"You know...After this I feel like we could actually be more than friends with benefits. What do you think?"

"Hmm...maybe. But it is only fair to let Apple Bloom get a taste of me as well. She helped with the plan after all." Scootaloo replies.

"Of course! I should go and get her... but I think that I want to be here for as long as that tongue of yours keeps touching my horn."

They stay like this for a few more minutes, Sweetie finding cuddling extremely relaxing, until Scootaloo tells Sweetie to go and get Apple Bloom, as to not let her wait for too long.

Sweetie Belle nods, and gets off of her, kissing Scoot's forehead in the process.

Before leaving the house, she hands Scootaloo a few handkerchiefs in case she wants to clean herself, of course holding them in her mouth and not magic.

She then walks up to the door, and upon opening it, an excited Apple Bloom patiently waiting outside.

"Oh um, howdy, fellow crusader! Ah have definitelly not been eavesdroppin' on the fun that you- Fun that ah have no way of knowing that you had because I wasn't eavesdropping, hehe."

"Of course, that would be creepy. You can go in now if you want, Scootaloo is waiting for you." Sweetie motions towards the door with her head.

"Eeeeeee!" Apple Bloom proceeds to enter the treehouse in a hurry.