Princess Cadance Sucks 💯 Cocks

by dirty little secret

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Sex, Fetish, Random, Shining Armor, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Other
Length: 9005

(Shining Armor's is not one of them.)

(Shining Armor's is not one of them.)

What it says on the tin, folks. 100 various weiners are gonna end up inside Love Horse's mouth. Sequentially, not simultaneously. How would you even arrange it simultaneously? You could only fit at most 3 or 4 stallions side-by-side, maybe another two or three above and below each other, and then you'd run out of room!

She'll go home with a sore throat, a full belly, and a husband who's learned his lesson.

Yes, I'm inflicting this ridiculous story on Fimfic just because it's my 100th story.

Contains: Lots and lots of blowjobs (you'll never guess how many), public use, infidelity, cuckolding as punishment, mentions of incest, incest-in-law, futa, brief bestiality, foalcon, double dragon dick, excessive cum, slight belly bulging, puking cum, f/m cum kiss, impregnation.
Cover art by kanashiipanda.

Published 2023-06-13 17:30:05 UTC
Last updated 2023-06-13 17:30:05 UTC

♫ 99 horsecocks to suck in the line, 99 horsecocks to suck... ♫

It isn’t every day that the Princess of Love wakes up and decides to suck one hundred cocks ... despite some nasty rumors to the contrary. If she could ever get her hooves on that Dirty Little Secret guy who kept spreading nasty stories about her... But nevermind. Today was going to be a little different. Today, she would end up doing exactly that ... but only because Shining Armor so richly deserved it.

Cadance glared at her erstwhile husband, scraping a forehoof against the ground in irritation ... and maybe as an implicit threat that she might charge at him, horn first. “What the hay do you think you mean, ‘only a blowjob’?”

“I, uh...” He backed away, but it was doing him no good – she followed him right down the street. There was nowhere in Ponyville he could escape her well-earned wrath. “I just thought that after everything we’d done together, it ... uh ... wouldn’t be such a big deal? And she needed it really really bad – she was begging me, Cadance. You know that face she does...”

“It doesn’t matter how much she wanted it! And what we did together was okay because we were together!” Oh, he was in for it now! He should know better! A threesome is a threesome. An orgy is an orgy. And cheating is cheating ... especially when he’s doing it with his sister! Tired of him backing away from her, she created a barrier of magic behind him, which he quickly backed into, almost falling over in the process.

Shining looked all around the Ponyville street, as if there was anything here that could possibly save him from what he deserved. “Easy, honey ... let’s just talk about this.”

“Oh, you’d rather me use my mouth than my hooves and my horn?”

The way he was looking at Cadance showed that he could clearly sense an upcoming trap. Hubby dearest wasn’t quite as dumb as he sometimes looked. And yet ... what other choice did he have? “Um ... yes? I think?”

She grinned, already licking her lips. “Well then, I only have two questions. First: you understand that getting a blowjob from your sister is worse than just cheating on me with some random other mare, right?”

Shining nodded glumly.

“And second: how much worse do you think it is?”

He looked around as if the answer would be written on one of the buildings around here, or as if one of the ponies passing by and trying very hard to mind their own business might give him the answer. But, of course, none of them did.

“Well?”

He cleared his throat a little. “Um... three times worse?”

Cadance raised her eyebrow at him.

“Ten times worse?”

The eyebrow rose further.

“Um, um...” He looked around again, but there was still no help to be found for the poor, doomed, incestuously unfaithful stallion. “Maybe it’s a hundred times worse?”

Cadance nodded. A hundred times worse. That sounded about right. And now that they’d established that, it was time for him to face the consequences of what – and whose mouth – he’d done.

Terrible consequences.

“Come along, dear!” she said cheerily, already heading toward Ponyville’s town square.

He hesitated. “Uh ... where are we going?”

“You’ll see!”

💯 💯 💯

Once they arrived at the town square, it didn’t take Cadance long to find what she needed. She’d thought that she’d have to make do with the front steps of Ponyville Town Hall, but actually, Twilight’s magician friend was already setting up a stage right in the middle of the open square. Cadance trotted happily up to her. Shining plodded warily along behind.

“Good afternoon!” Cadance said. “You’re ... Trixie, right?”

“The Great and Powerful Trixie, thank you very much!”

Hmm... Most ponies were a bit more polite when addressed by royalty. But Cadance wasn’t about to stand on ceremony, especially given what she planned to do next. “Nice to meet you. I was wondering if perhaps I could borrow this lovely stage of yours for, hm, a little impromptu demonstration.”

“The Great and Powerful Trixie does NOT share her stage!” Trixie thought for a moment. “Except with my gorgeous and talented assistant, Starlight Glimmer. Occasionally.”

Right... Well, surely if she knew... Cadance came closer and whispered her plans into Trixie’s ear, making sure that Shining couldn’t possibly hear her.

“Gross!” Trixie shook her head vehemently. “Trixie especially does not share her stage with ponies who are going to turn the whole thing into a disgusting sticky mess!”

Cadance sighed. “What if there was something in it for you?”

“Trixie is listening...”

Cadance made her offer, mentioning a certain spell, still whispering as quietly as possible.

Trixie stopped to think about it. She deliberated almost long enough for Cadance to give up and head to the Town Hall instead, before finally capitulating. “Very well, yes! On one condition: Trixie goes first.”

With a nod and a hoofshake, Cadance sealed the deal.

By now, Shining was looking quite worried as he stood on the ground, looking up at both of them on the stage. “Um, honey? Do you want to tell me what’s going on?”

“Tell you? No.” She grinned evilly. “I’m going to show you. Trixie, do you have any chairs for the audience?”

“Only a few, most of the Great and Powerful Trixie’s adoring fans prefer to stand – a permanent standing ovation!”

Uh-huh... Cadance had her doubts, but who was she to question it? “I’ll only need one, thank you.”

Once Trixie supplied her with a folding chair out of her wagon, Cadance set it up carefully front and center, right next to the stage. Yes ... perfect...

Shining actually had to move to the side a bit for her to place the chair where she wanted it. “Uh... Honey?”

“You just sit right there in the splash zone, okay, Shiney Winey? All you need to do is watch and don’t move.”

“I’m really not liking the sound of this...” Despite his complaint, Shining sat in the chair as he was told. He really was trying to be on his best behavior, wasn’t he? As well he should be, after what he did! He hadn’t even asked her what she meant by splash zone...

But he’d find out soon, wouldn’t he? “Are you ready to start?” she asked Trixie.

“Trixie still lacks her Great and Powerful appendage.”

Of course, of course. Cadance zapped the mare with a well practiced spell ... one that quickly resulted in a magically induced horsecock dropping down under her belly.

Already, that alone was beginning to draw a few ponies toward the stage in anticipation of a very special show. It had also drawn Shining Armor’s attention. “Uh, honey,” he asked, “what’s that for?”

She wouldn’t bother answering him. He’d see soon enough.

Cadance lowered herself onto the stage front and center, into an equine lying position with her legs folded under her. She looked up at Trixie. “I can tell you’re a talented showmare who knows how to draw in a crowd ... would you mind telling everyone what I told you ... while I take care of you?”

“If you pleasure Trixie well enough.” Trixie shrugged.

“Oh I will. You’ll see – I’m the best at what I do.”

Seemingly satisfied with that, Trixie reared up in front of Cadance, ready for her royal treatment.

There was only one gasp from the audience as she swallowed Trixie’s magically-endowed cock to the hilt in one gulp. From Shining Armor. Cadance glanced over at him as she began bobbing her head and strategically clenching her throat around Trixie’s mare meat. His mouth was hanging open in shock – or subconscious emulation? – but his eyes showed recognition. He was starting to figure out just what he was in for.

Trixie shuddered as she attempted to remain standing upright. She was starting to figure out just what she was in for, too! But Cadance hadn’t been wrong about the showmare’s abilities. Despite the intense distraction of being throated by Equestria’s most talented throater, she began shouting out to the crowd: “Come one, come all! Mare, stallion, and foal! Come and see the Hungry and Eager Princess Cadance make your cock disappear!” She shuddered a little as Cadance went extra deep and stuck her tongue out to caress the showmare’s blue balls at the same time but she kept going nonetheless. “Don’t have a cock? Don’t worry – she’ll give you one! Yes, yes! Please form an orderly line right there by the stage stairs! The Princess of Cock-Gobbling is here to be your very own personal cum dumpster! She’s here to suck one hundred cocks, and if you get in line now, yours could be one of them!” Trixie moaned deeply. “Oh wow ... and let me tell you from personal experience, folks – the Princess of Love doesn’t give blowjobs, she gives blowcareers! She’s the headmaster of Fellatio University!”

“Hey! I loved that school!” Some stallion in the crowd called out. “Good ol’ F-U, best college in Equestria!”

Trixie certainly wasn’t wrong about Cadance’s skills. And it was a point of pride that Cadance could already feel the mare’s tip swelling into a fine flare deep inside her throat. She might have finished it right then and there, but for the very first one, she figured she ought to put on a bit more of a show...

So the moment she felt the mare’s cock begin to throb, she pulled her head back and held Trixie’s glistening, dripping cock in her magic, pointed right at her open mouth and outstretched tongue. Cadance’s aim wasn’t perfect, but that was by design. She could have caught every last drop of warm, musky marecum in her mouth, but she chose not to, allowing much of it to miss and paint her face with thick lines of white goo.

One.

This, of course, left Trixie a bit breathless. She stumbled off to the corner of the stage as her magical cock disappeared. But that was alright. There was already quite a healthy line forming, and everypony already seemed to understand what was going on.

“Next!” Cadance called out. Shining whined a little.

A slightly rotund older stallion with a jaunty hat was the next up on the stage, his cock already out of his sheath, thanks to the show he’d just watched.

“Oh, hello there,” Cadance said, not bothering to wipe the cum off her face. “What’s your name?”

“Um... Davenport, Ma’am. I... I mean, Your Highness. I was just minding my shop, and then I saw...”

“No need to stand on ceremony. Why don’t you stand up on your hind legs instead?” She smiled sweetly and then opened her mouth, tongue hanging out and ready.

“Are ... are you sure, Ma’am?”

She closed her eyes, patiently waiting for the weight and the warmth of another horsecock on her tongue.

And she didn’t have to wait long. Somepony in line yelled impatiently at him to get on with it, and that seemed to add up to enough motivation for him to go for it. With a slight grunt, he heaved himself up. With a happy sigh, Cadance accepted the tip of his cock in her mouth. Oh wow ... a nice meaty thick one, hm? She was going to enjoy stretching her throat around this!

Only ... she barely even got it halfway down her gullet before he quickly flared and started throbbing, pumping his load straight down her throat.

Okay, she knew she was skilled, but she wasn’t that skilled. Poor guy must have just been too nervous to hold himself back at all. It was almost enough to make her miss Shining’s cock already. Still, she swallowed down Davenport’s meager load dutifully, drinking straight from the tap. She let out a satisfied little “Ah!” when he finally pulled out.

Two.

She had to clear her throat first a little this time. Cum has a way of sticking there. “Next, please,” she said as soon as she was confident she could say it loud enough.

Oh! The next stallion was a bat pony, and a rather young one too! He tried to stomp assertively on his way up onto the stage, but she could tell he was pretty nervous. If nothing else, the fact that his cock was tugged tightly up in his sheath gave it away.

“What’s your name, cutie?” she said, hoping to put him more at ease.

“Thundernight Moonglade Kerfluffle Fangling!”

“Wow!” She giggled. “That’s quite a mouthful!”

“No, this is a mouthful!” He suddenly reared up, pulling Cadance’s head into his crotch ... only to suddenly then realize that his cock wasn’t even out – that, despite his false bravado, he hadn’t given her any mouthful at all.

Cadance wouldn’t let that stop her, though. So he hadn’t managed to shove his cock into her throat... So what? Just a bit lower were two very fine mouthfuls just waiting for her: smooth grey bat pony balls, and a really nice tight and cute pair of them, too! She didn’t hesitate to fill her mouth with one, and then the other. They were quite the mouthful, each of them just barely small enough to squeeze into her mouth. The appreciative little humming sounds she made were not feigned. She liked her husband’s heavy-hanging pair quite a lot, of course, but these two scrumptious delicacies clenched up so firmly against the teenage bat pony’s body? They were a wonderful change of pace!

And thanks, perhaps, to her enthusiastic voice, the bat pony’s cock was finally starting to come out to play!

She happily let it flop against her mane and ears as it slowly grew; she deliberately rubbed herself against it a little as she kept concentrating on his snug ballsack. Only once he was pretty much completely hard did she finally release his smooth nut with an exaggerated pop. And then it was on to the main event!

His cock had quite a distinct upward curve to it, making him actually a bit of a challenge to swallow, especially from this angle. Not that it would stop her, of course.

As she took him to the hilt, she looked into her growing audience, especially Shining Armor, front and center. Shining’s face was burning red, and his cock was fully erect, twitching in his lap. But, like the good husband he usually was, he wasn’t touching himself. He knew better. When her lips touched the bat pony’s sheath, she winked at her husband.

It was so gratifying to see her wink make him clench his teeth even more. Yes, this would teach him...

Now that he was hard and his cock was deep inside Cadance’s throat, the bat pony seemed to have gotten all of his confidence back. He grabbed Cadance’s head with his forehooves, beginning to vigorously fuck her throat – pounding himself into her mouth.

She made no move to stop him. After all, she could take it. And if this was how he wanted it, why not let him have his fun? Not that she was just going to lie there and take it passively, though. That wouldn’t be fitting for somepony of her skills. Instead, she did her best to pleasure him, clenching and unclenching her throat to the rhythm of his thrusts. Her tongue danced along the underside of his cock as it plunged past over and over again.

With that kind of treatment, he didn’t last long. Few stallions could, not with the Princess of Love putting her full effort in. Thundernight Moonglade Kerfluffle Fangling pressed his flaring cock as deep as he could possibly go in Cadance’s throat, and he came with a squeaking whimper.

Cadance watched his balls pulse and clench with an adoring gaze. Just what she’d hoped to see ever since taking the first one of them inside her mouth. She could feel his pulses of cum traveling down her throat. Another job well done.

Three.

When the bat pony stumbled off of the stage in near exhaustion, Cadance looked up to see who was next ... and was shocked to see Twilight herself.

“Oh, hi, Twilight!” she said. “Here, let me get a spell for—”

“I already took care of it!” Twilight said proudly, rearing up and displaying an impressively erect horsecock, ready to go.

Cadance licked her lips. She’d been wondering when she might finally get a taste of her sister-in-law! She’d never expected it would be like this, but she wasn’t about to complain!

Shining was, though. “Hey!” he called out. “That’s not fair! Doing this with her is how I got in trouble in the first place, and now you’re just going to do it too?”

“She’s not my sister.” Cadance rolled her eyes.

“She’s your sister-in-law! Basically the same thing!”

“Hmm... Actually, you might have had a point there, dear. Maybe instead, I should— Hmph!”

Twilight’s cock filled Cadance’s mouth, putting an abrupt end to the conversation ... and an end to the debate. This was happening after all...

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Two full size stallions at the same time would have been too much for even Cadance’s oral capabilities. Thankfully, these two were not full size! Two little colts, calling themselves Snips and Snails – one tall and thin, one short and stocky. And their cocks matched their body types as well. One was nearly as long as a full-grown stallion’s, plunging deep into her throat; the other was quite thick, making her strain her lips to fit around it. Together, it was almost like sucking one long, thick cock, except she didn’t quite get that pleasant stretching sensation in the back of her throat the way she liked. At least she was nicely able to handle two at a time, which would really help keep the line moving!

Only ... in order to service these two small colts, she’d had to bend down low, raising her rear high behind her.

And a certain somepony next in line seemed to take that as an invitation.

“Prepare yourself, Princess!” a gratingly overblown voice said from right behind her. “You’re about to be swept off your hooves and begin your uncontrollable addiction to the one and only Zephyr Breeze!”

The moment she felt hooves on her back, she pulled away from the two colts in front of her and grabbed hold of the rogue stallion with her magic. A scruffy-looking green pegasus, she saw as she looked back at him. What in Equestria had made him think this was even remotely acceptable behavior?

She stared him straight in the eyes, to make sure he got the point. “Blowjobs ONLY! Got it?”

He wasn’t able to move much in the grip of her magic, but he did manage a slight, trembling nod.

“Good. Now get in the back of the line!”

As soon as she released him, he scrambled away, not even going to the back of the line, but running out of the town square entirely. Hm? Had she overdone it and scared him too much? Oh well. He deserved it. And she’d surely be able to get up to her total of a hundred without him, even in a town as small as Ponyville.

She turned her attention back to the colts. Their cocks were still throbbing hard, but they looked at her with fear.

Giving them a gentle cum-covered smile, she bent back down. “Don’t worry, you two. You haven’t done anything wrong, and I can’t wait to get back to making you feel good. Feel like you’re close?”

Both of them nodded urgently.

“Wonderful!” Without another word, she dove back down and devoured the two very different little cocks presented to her.

Ah, it had been too long since she’d had two cocks in her mouth at the same time – at least several days! So she savored the moment ... and she savored the way it must have been making Shining Armor feel! Unfortunately, from this angle, she couldn’t see him past the round swell of Snails’s belly, so she just had to imagine the way he’d look out there, watching her...

Like clockwork, they came, one after the other. Snips pushed his lengthy cock as deep as it would go and came straight down her throat; Snails instead opted to pull out, adding his modest load to the many already decorating her face.

Seventy-two and seventy-three.

Wow, she really was going to need a shower after this, wasn’t she? Her mane was matted down and dripping with cum, her makeup was smeared through it, and even one of her ears was partially filled at this point ... and there was still quite a ways to go...

Well, best to get on with it, then. She wasn’t quite regretting her actions ... yet. “Thank you, boys,” she said, ushering the two colts off the stage.

The next stallion was a pony she’d heard about before, but never seen herself: Big Macintosh.

Oh. Oh goodness. And his name wasn’t misleading, either. An absolutely massive red cock swung beneath his belly as he mounted the stairs. If it wasn’t more than halfway hard already, it probably would have been dragging along the floor of the stage.

Cadance gulped. Now this would be a challenge. “You’re um, next in line?”

“Eeyup.”

She had seen some big cocks in Canterlot. And even bigger ones in the Crystal Empire. But nothing had prepared her for this. Still, though, she had a reputation to uphold, and she wasn’t about to back down from a challenge! She’d have to break out a little trick that she hadn’t used since she was a little filly first learning how to deep-throat a cock: heedless of the sticky mess splattered all over the stage, she flopped down and rolled onto her back.

Wow ... he looked even bigger from down here and upside down...

“You, um, sure you can handle it, Princess?”

Cadance gave him an upside-down smirk laden with more confidence than she truly felt, and then imitated his own voice: “Eeyup!”

His cock twitched upward ... and swelled slightly bigger still. Ah, he must have liked that! It was a shame she wouldn’t be able to keep doing it ... what with her mouth crammed full of red horsecock and all...

She might not have been able to, anyway. She was left wordless and breathless as Big Mac took position over her, his broad forehooves straddling either side of her body and his broad cock tip already prodding at her nose.

Well, here goes nothing ... if she could suck this cock, she could suck any cock!

It was not easy. Big Mac’s tip alone filled her whole mouth to the point of uncomfortable stretching. She couldn’t even move her tongue – it was pressed flat by the massive girth of his cock. But it was inside, at least a little. She could do this, as long as she kept her head while giving him head.

Cadance took a deep breath through her nose, knowing that it might be her last chance to do so for a while. And then, still slightly wondering if her confidence might be misplaced, she nudged Big Mac forward with her forehooves, offering him the chance to press himself in more deeply.

He was gentle, but he was insistent. Even when Cadance gagged and squirmed, he kept pushing. More and more of his thick shaft slid past her lips and filled her gullet.

Cadance couldn’t ask for anything better. She needed that kind of firm, controlled power in order to stretch her throat around this monster of a cock. And wow – she was almost there! Already, her lips were rippling over the absurdly wide veins around the base of his shaft. His ponderously hanging balls drew closer and closer; they were all she could focus on.

Finally, finally, his musky sheath butted up against her lips. The warm, firm surface of his balls pressed against her nose. She’d done it. She’d swallowed the biggest cock she’d ever seen!

When Big Mac pulled back and started thrusting back in again, he was just as slow, careful, and deliberate as when he’d first slid himself inside. But that wouldn’t do. If nothing else, Cadance knew she’d struggle to hold her breath this long – his girth had completely filled her throat and there wasn’t the slightest chance of opening up her airway until he was done. Thankfully, she didn’t need to wait. She could still take control. Using her magic, she gripped his haunches and pushed him roughly in. It wasn’t so bad, now that she was already stretched out. And now that she was controlling the pace, she could push him to his limit and hopefully drain those big red balls before she passed out from lack of air.

It was a close one. Cadance was already starting to feel a bit lightheaded and beginning to lose control of her magic when Big Mac’s cock finally flared. But that presented its own problem...

Normally, she had no problem accommodating it when a stallion’s cock flared wider at the tip. Normally, she enjoyed the stretch, knowing that it was a compliment for a (blow)job well done. Given how thick Big Mac already was, having his tip swell three times as wide was an emergency. Cadance bucked and thrashed underneath him. She would have been screaming if there was any chance of a scream actually squeezing past his huge cock to find its way out of her mouth.

The extra motion and vibration tipped Big Mac over the edge. Cadance’s whole upper body rippled with each powerful throb. There was no need to swallow. His tip was practically in her cum-filled stomach already, ready to pump his own load in and more than double what she’d already swallowed from dozens of others.

Seventy-four.

By the time he finally pulled out, Cadance’s vision was going blurry around the edges. He esophagus hurt, and her belly felt like she’d just overdone it at a Hearth’s Warming Eve feast.

Groggily, she rolled back over onto her belly. She burped – quite unladylike – and a bubble of cum came out, popping in front of her face to add to the mess on her muzzle. Her dizzy eyes gazed up at Big Macintosh with naked admiration. If she wasn’t already married...

Big Mac obviously saw that look and knew the meaning of it. “Thank ya kindly, Ma’am,” he said, rubbing the back of his head and blushing even redder than usual. “Nopony’s ever been able to do that for me before.”

She sighed happily. “My pleasure.” Inwardly, though, she wondered. Hadn’t she heard from Twilight’s – quite jealous – friends that he’d gotten married to some lucky mare? She’d have to find that mare and give her some pointers on how to take care of that studly husband of hers...

The next stallion was already on stage, his familiar-looking cock quivering hard and ready to go.

Cadance looked up to see her husband wearing a fake mustache and waiting eagerly. Just in case there were any doubts, a quick glance to the audience showed his assigned seat to be empty.

“Shining Armor,” she said, deadpan.

“I’m not Shining Armor!” he said in a ridiculous voice. “I’m, uh ... Thurston Cocksuckington the Third.”

Rising up and giving him a sour look that could have curdled the cum on her face, she pointedly pointed back at his chair with her hoof.

“Aw, come on, honey! You wouldn’t believe how horny I am after watching all that! Just give me a little break before you finish the rest...”

She pointed again. “Punishment’s not over. Now get back in your chair.”

“Yes, honey...”

Ah, and speaking of punishing Shining Armor, just look who was next in line. “Hi, Night Light,” she said with a little wink, “finally decided to get a taste of what your son likes?”

“Oh come on!” Shining said from his assigned chair. “My dad, too?!”

Cadance ignored him. If he kept it up with these kinds of outbursts, she’d gag him for the rest of the show. Instead, she focused on Night Light. “I have to admit, I was always curious back in the days when I was foalsitting for you guys. Always wondered if Daddy might come home early and give me an extra big tip ... for swallowing his tip.”

Night Light laughed. “I’d never think of something so inappropriate. But ... when I heard what was happening in Ponyville, well, I teleported all the way here as fast as I could.”

Pretty impressive teleportation for an ordinary unicorn, even if he’d had to make the trip in multiple hops. It was pretty obvious where Twilight had inherited her talent from. And Cadance sure didn’t mind rewarding such effort. “Well, now’s the time to finally get a taste, Daddy. Or, maybe, give me a taste.” Getting back into her accustomed position on the floor she opened her mouth and held out her tongue with her eyes closed.

He didn’t waste time, and he didn’t disappoint. The heat of his hard tip filled her mouth almost immediately.

In return, she swallowed him, all the way down to the sheath. Though her throat was still sore from Big Mac, it wasn’t too much of a challenge. Night Light was only average sized, and she was able to fellate him with her accustomed ease.

And with her accustomed skill. Very quickly – after only a few good swallows – he began to flare in her throat. She kept at it, giving him her very best squeezing and tongue action to bring it to a swift conclusion. She could have kept on going and edged him for hours ... but if she did that with all the stallions here, she’d be here for days.

“I ... I want to...”

Thanks to her Princess of Love instincts, Cadance already knew exactly what her father-in-law wanted. It had been obvious from the very beginning, just from the way he’d looked at her. And she was happy to give it to him. Pulling back off of him and continuing to stroke him with her hooves, Cadance held her mouth open and her tongue out, waiting for Night Light’s flared tip to decorate her with the facial he’d always fantasized about giving her.

Thick streams of cum jetted out onto her face, renewing and overtopping all the gooey white lines splattered there by everypony else. A few managed to land in her open mouth, which she swallowed like a good princess, but most of it ended up draped everywhere from her horn to her chin.

Seventy-five.

It was a pretty impressive load, really. Cadance wiped her cheek with one hoof, then licked her hoof clean, getting another taste of Night Light’s thick cream ... well, and that of several other stallions who’d happened to hit the same point on her cheek, of course.

As he cooled down and his cock shrank back into his sheath, Night Light blushed and glanced away sheepishly. “Um... You wouldn’t mind keeping this just between us, right? If Twilight Velvet heard about—”

Cadance glanced meaningfully out at the audience. Where Twilight Velvet was watching with an unhappy scowl on her face.

“Oh, oh dear...” Dejectedly, Night Light walked off stage ... probably to face his own punishment. Cadance could only hope that she’d just have as much fun with it.

Twilight Velvet wasn’t the only one in the audience looking unhappy, though. Shining Armor was watching her on the stage like he was supposed to, but his hooves were folded over his chest and his face was contorted into a big, melodramatic frown.

Cadance smiled at him with his father’s cum still dripping from her face. “If it makes you feel any better, Shining ... did you know that you’re bigger than your dad?” She winked. From both ends. “And you last longer too!”

That worked. Shining’s frown instantly turned into a big smile. Good, she was glad it made him feel better. And it was the truth, too! She didn’t see any need to mention how Night Light was able to cum harder than Shining. She could just keep that little tidbit to herself, if he hadn’t noticed already, just from watching it happen on stage in front of him.

“Now,” she said, “who’s next...?”

Hustling along on his short legs, Spike ran up the stairs and onto the stage.

Cadance smiled. Ever since Twilight’s turn, she’d been wondering when Spike would turn up. Honestly, she’d been looking forward to it. Not only would his twin dragon cocks provide some much-needed variety to liven things up, she did kind of owe him from when he’d helped her save the entire Crystal Empire, didn’t she? What could be a better way to thank him?

“Hi, Spike!” she said with a smile. “How about you get down on your back, and I’ll see if I can get both in my mouth at once.”

“Okay!” he said enthusiastically, lying down without hesitation in the puddle of cum all over the stage.

There was one objection, though. “Hey!” Shining Armor called out. “That counts as two!”

Cadance glanced down at Spike’s twin cocks, shrugged, and nodded. Fair enough. It was two cocks, after all. Spike would be number seventy-six and number seventy-seven.

Now to get these knobby, ridged cocks in her mouth! Hopefully both at once! She knelt down next to him, enjoying the shuddering moan he gave as she easily swallowed his first small cock. Now, about the other one...

💯 💯 💯

Cadance was very glad she’d gotten Fluttershy’s orthros on its back for this. Not because it had two cocks like Spike – thankfully, the beast only had one – but because its two heads were drooling even more than her!

Her belly was swollen full of cum now, and it even leaked out of her nose a little bit as she breathed, but she kept going. Almost there... All she needed to do was finish off this doggy cock, and then there would only be a few more...

“Um, I think you could finish him off if you went a little deeper, if you’re okay with that,” Fluttershy helpfully said from over Cadance’s shoulder.

Really? It seemed to Cadance like this double doggy wanted to keep going ... but she had to admit that Fluttershy was certainly a lot more experienced and knowledgeable on the subject of how to take care of animals of any kind. So Cadance did as suggested and went deep, taking the entire canine cock all the way down to the huge swollen knot at the base of it. Such a strange sensation, having her mouth knotted, her cheeks swollen out by the huge knob at his base, practically locking him in place.

Effective, though. With a convulsing shudder of his hind legs the orthros came, squirting salvos of hot doggy cum straight up into her throat. Given the angle and his not-impressive-by-pony-standards length, though, some of it still slipped down into her mouth. She was surprised by how different it tasted, even after all the variety she’d had today. Very musky and sour, not very nice at all. But she drank it down anyway, despite the protest her slightly upset, cum-filled stomach. Because after this many, she was starting to run out of pony cock and had to take anything she could get. His cum came in thin, fast flowing streams, making it extra difficult, but she gulped down every drop she could get.

Ninety-six.

Pulling her mouth off of the orthros was not easy. His knot had swelled even wider when he came, until it filled her entire mouth and made her cheeks swell out almost like a chipmunk. With a long pull and a painful stretch of her lips, she finally popped free, stumbling back and landing in the continuous pool of white slime that the stage had become by now.

“Good boy, little orthros!” Fluttershy said cheerfully. “Did you enjoy your time with Cadey-wadey? Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?” She tugged on his leashes and pulled him upright. “Now if you’re extra good on the way home, maybe I’ll let you put it in my butt...”

Well, that explained why Fluttershy knew so much about how to get her orthros off... Now, who was next?

An unremarkable looking tan earth pony stallion with a brown mane stepped up onto the stage. Unremarkable, at least, until she saw what was between his legs. Her eyes went wide and her jaw dropped. No, his cock wasn’t huge. A little on the bigger side, but nowhere near the brutal mass of Big Macintosh. What boggled the mind, though, was the size of this stallion’s balls. Giant, melon-sized things that barely fit between his legs and stretched nearly all the way down to his hocks. How could he even walk with those?

“W-what’s your name?” Cadance asked, a little dumbstruck at the sight.

“I’m, uh, Big Cream.”

She gulped. “And you’re, um, ready for your turn?”

“Oh yeah!” He suddenly looked a bit sheepish at his outburst. “I mean, um, yeah. A lot of mares are, you know, kind of intimidated by ... you know. So it’s been a while.” He actually took a step backward. “I have to warn you, I’m kind of pent up...”

“I can handle it.” She used her magic to draw him back in closer ... even though she actually wasn’t too sure if she could handle that, especially with her belly already overfilled and sloshing.

She went to it, though. Because if any mare could help this poor over-endowed stallion, she could.

Once he’d reared up and set his forehooves on her shoulders, she started by admiring his massive nuts ... with her tongue. Could she even call them ‘nuts’? They were far, far bigger than any nut she’d ever seen ... except maybe coconuts. His cock twitched above her head and drooled a little pre-cum into her already-sticky mane as she slid her tongue over the huge smooth surface of each one. Doing so took a considerable amount of time. There was a lot to cover. She was absolutely in awe of their incredible heft ... and a little concerned about what might happen when she finished him off.

She couldn’t let that stop her, though. She had a mission here, and she was so close to suck-ceeding at it. As a princess of Equestria, she had faced more dangerous things in the past, and she wouldn’t back down now. It wasn’t even about Shining Armor anymore, not really. It was a point of professional pride!

So, consequences be damned, Cadance licked her way up Big Cream’s shaft and – once she reached the tip – swallowed it. His cock was nothing to worry about; he was actually about the same size as Shining Armor and fit into her throat quite comfortably, despite her lingering soreness. It was those balls she was more concerned about. Those big swingers filled up her entire view every time she plunged down on him, even from this angle!

She didn’t forget her fundamentals, though, focusing on tongue work, throat clenching, and sloppy enthusiasm ... and she had him flaring in no time.

That begged the question: inside or out? Did she dare try to swallow this? But if she pulled out, what about—?

The question was soon moot. Big Cream came. And he lived up to his name.

The first surge of his cum hit Cadance’s throat like a freight train. Instantly, she was full to the point where she felt like she might explode. Her throat bulged more than it had with Big Macintosh, not full of cock this time, but full of cum. The second burst shot her out from under Big Cream like a cum-propelled rocket, blowing her head back and sending her skidding across the cum-slick stage. And just as she began to recover from that, another wave of it struck her chest and flipped her right over the edge, into her husband’s lap. Shining Armor was not spared from the deluge. Nopony in the audience was. This time, the splash zone was everywhere. Gush after gush of it followed, as if he was trying to extinguish a huge fire, each stream as thick as Cadance’s hoof and as strong as a kick to the face. By the time he was finished, the puddle of cum on the stage had become a pond, currently oozing its overflow into the Ponyville town square.

Ninety-seven.

Shining Armor was so astounded that he didn’t even beg Cadance to touch his cock. Cadance was so cum-plastered that it took several long moments of cum-wiping before she could see anything or understand what had just happened to her.

“I’ll just, um, go now,” Big Cream said. He nervously trotted away from the stage.

Cadance nodded in agreement, honestly happy to see him go and happy to know she’d never have to go through that again ... and then she puked a belly full of cum right onto her husband’s lap.

“Aw, Cadance...” Shining looked down at himself. He was a lot whiter than usual, Cadance noticed. And stickier. “Are you sure this was a good idea?”

“Only three more. I can do it. I know I can do it.” She got back up and climbed wearily onto the stage. That wasn’t easy, given how slippery the stage was and how her wings were too hopelessly encumbered with goo to even think about flying.

Okay, okay ... who was next?

“Hey! I was in line first!”

“Oh yeah, well I seen her first!”

“I really like the cum in her mane...”

All squabbling between each other as they went, the three Cutie Mark Crusaders climbed the stairs onto the stage as a trio.

Ah, perfect! Three to finish her off. Just what she needed! Now if she could only stop their argument about who’d get to go first. Or ... ninety-eighth, as the case might be. “Hi girls,” she said. “Easy now, no need to fight. How about I take care of all three of you at the same time?”

“I don’t know...” Apple Bloom looked at the other two dubiously. “I’m not sure I want my dick touchin’ another dick.”

“You don’t even have a dick!” Scootaloo retorted, pointing down under Apple Bloom’s belly, where – yes indeed – there was no cock.

Sweetie Belle just stared up at Cadance, her eyes sparkling. “Are you gonna give us dicks, Princess? I’ve never had a dick before!”

“You’re ain’t foolin’ nopony,” Apple Bloom said, turning on Sweetie Belle now. “You’ve had plenty of dicks!”

“Not what I meant!”

Scootaloo prodded Apple Bloom’s side. “Not like you’re one to talk. I bet you’ve had more than Sweetie Belle!”

Apple Bloom turned back to Scootaloo, scowling. “Don’t try ‘n act all better than us just because you like pussies better than dicks! It’s just as gross as—”

“GIRLS!” Cadance shouted.

Suddenly, all three of them lined up like perfectly behaved fillies, right in front of her.

“Ah, that’s better. Now let me do the Biggus Dickus spell on the three of you so we can get started!” And so that she could get finished with this. As fun as sucking cock was, even the Princess of Love was starting to get a little tired of it after nearly a hundred in a row!

Zap, zap, zap, and suddenly, all three fillies were sporting lovely filly-sized horsecocks of their very own. Cadance got nice and low on the cummy floor, opening her mouth and beckoning the three of them toward her.

After watching plenty of other ponies get the same treatment before them, they knew what to do, no matter if it was their first time having a cock. All three of them reared up side by side, turning toward each other a little to get the tips of their cocks all in the same place. Just close enough so if Cadance opened her mouth nice and wide, she could get all three cock-tips inside.

Unfortunately, though, only the tips. The three of them were already standing as closely together as they could manage, but that still meant their cocks came in at very different angles, spreading apart as Cadance tried to go deeper. She could barely get anything more than their tips inside before it simply became to wide for her, even after everything else she’d already been through today.

Triple fellatio was a nice trick, but she knew she wasn’t going to get anywhere by only servicing their tips. Not anytime soon anyway. She’d have to switch between them...

Hm... Why not make it a bit of a challenge for her last three, though? Could the Princess of Love balance it perfectly enough to get all three of them off at exactly the same time? Now that would be a finale worth waiting for!

Her new mission in mind, Cadance pulled off of them just long enough to let them separate from one another, then plunged herself on the center of the three cocks: Apple Bloom’s. The other two weren’t totally neglected, though – she stroked them with her hooves.

And if either of the other two were disappointed at that ... they didn’t need to be. Because Cadance soon switched to each of them in turn as well, swallowing each of their filly cocks in turn.

Scootaloo, the last of the three to be plunged into her well-used mouth, turned out to be the most eager of the three. As soon as she bottomed out, she grabbed onto Cadance’s horn and started humping inside like crazy. Already, she was starting to flare!

“Hey!” Apple Bloom shouted. “Stop hoggin’ it all!”

With a sigh, Scootaloo relented and released Cadance, allowing her to properly tend to the other two again. Since it was clear that Scootaloo would be the hair trigger of the three, she’d have to be careful about that and focus on the others more...

After a few times switching between them, the pattern became clear. Scootaloo was already on edge, ready to pop at a moment’s notice if Cadance even slightly increased her attentions. Sweetie Belle was the happy middle, quickly gaining ground at a nice pace and probably ready to reach her climax pretty soon. Apple Bloom, however, was the slowest of the three. Normally, that kind of earth pony stamina and staying power would be commendable, but just now, it was making it more difficult for Cadance to get her timing just right.

It was a struggle, especially with Scootaloo’s oh-so-obvious jealousy that the other two were getting more attention, but Cadance actually used that to her advantage, letting Scootaloo’s feelings of jealousy distract her from finishing too soon.

And yet, the little farm filly just wouldn’t pop...

Eventually, Cadance decided she had no choice than to resort to desperate measures. Sweetie Belle was now on edge and flaring as well. She needed Apple Bloom to climax – now! Igniting her horn as she switched back from Sweetie Belle to Apple Bloom once more, she ran her magical touch up and down the filly’s pussy lips ... and then focusing the tingling sensation right onto her clit.

It was a little bit of a cheat, yes, but it got her to where she needed to be. Now with Apple Bloom moaning and flaring as well, she only needed to divide her efforts equally and then...

Scootaloo was the first to pop off, despite Cadance’s delaying tactics. Warm filly cum doused her face from the left, and – unfortunately – she wasn’t even able to catch any of it in her mouth because her mouth was full of Apple Bloom’s cock. Thankfully, both Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle climaxed just a moment later, before Scootaloo even got her third spurt out. Once she had all three of them cumming, Cadance held their little filly cocks as close together as their flares would allow in front of her open mouth. Fresh wads of filly cum splashed into her mouth in a staccato rhythm, each of the Crusaders out of sync with the others. By the time they were done, Cadance had a lovely mouthful, with three different flavors of cum thoroughly mixing together. She swallowed, of course. A blowjob without swallowing is like a birthday cake with no candles, and she wasn’t about to let such a lovely mixture go to waste ... not even with a completely full stomach! The three mixed loads slid down her throat wonderfully, like warm silk.

Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred!

“Thank you, girls!” Cadance said with heartfelt gratitude. “That was a wonderful finish!”

As the Crusaders exited stage left, Cadance whipped her head around to clear her sticky mane away from her face. It slapped against her withers on the other side after swinging around. The whole thing was soaked through and through... At least her tail wasn’t quite as bad as that...

She hopped off the stage and landed with a little splash in front of Shining Armor. “Well, dear, have you learned your lesson?”

He nodded eagerly, his cock still standing at attention.

“Just one more thing...”

He groaned. “Another one? I counted – you already sucked a hundred! Don’t you think this is getting a little excessive?”

He ... might have had a point about that. Especially since a surprising number of his close family members had been involved. But she wasn’t about to admit that just now. She could make it up to him later, perhaps, after she’d had time to think about whether it truly was excessive or not. For now, though, there was her one more thing. “Oh, not another stallion to suck off, no.” She giggled ... and then unexpectedly burped. She had to swallow a little bit of that cum a second time afterward. Keeping it all down was going to be a challenge. “Just a kiss, please.”

Shining looked her up and down, from the puddle of muddy cum her hooves were soaking in to her drenched face to the fat, sticky drop stubbornly clinging to the tip of her horn. He bit his lip. “Okay!”

Kisses with Shining were always passionate, but this one was something special. She’d rarely felt him be so hungry for her, pulling her closer and practically begging for her tongue in his mouth. He seemed to love nothing more than tasting the cum from a hundred different cocks on her tongue. Ah ... perfect! There was a reason she – the Princess of Love herself – had chosen him of all ponies as a husband. If anything, he was an even bigger slut than she was!

Oh, and speaking of feeling slutty...

“Hey, Shining,” she whispered in his ear, “now that we’re even, fair and square, do you feel like mounting me? I am so fucking worked up after tasting so much cock and not getting anything at all inside me!”

Shining didn’t hesitate. Right there in front of everypony – in front of all that was left of the crowd – he plopped her back onto her hooves, jumped behind her, and mounted her.

Cadance gasped in ecstasy as her husband’s cock finally filled her in its rightful place. She loved giving blowjobs, of course, but there really was nothing quite like having a cock inside her where it was supposed to go. Especially with the little secret surprise she had in store for him!

“Hey!” some gray-maned mare hurrying over from the other side of the town square called out. “You can’t do that in public!”

Cadance looked over at the mare, even as her body was rocked forward and back by her husband’s eager and unabated thrusting. She seemed to be some sort of local official? It didn’t matter, though. “Seriously, lady? After everything I just did on stage, this is what you have a problem with? Good, clean married sex for the purposes of reproduction?”

Shining paused for a moment. “Uh... For the purposes of reproduction?”

She looked back at him, ignoring the continued complaints from that mare. “Oh yes... Did I forget to mention that I’m in heat again? And I seem to have forgotten to take my contraceptive potion this morning...”

The moment those words came out of her mouth, Shining’s cum came out of his cock. He pushed his flaring tip all the way inside her – a perfect fit, as always – putting himself in the perfect position to spread her innermost depths apart and directly fill her waiting womb. Despite all the cum already swelling her belly, this was the one that truly filled her, satisfying her in a way none of the others had. She could distinctly feel it spreading inside her and painting her white inside to match her white-streaked outside.

One hundred and one.

Flurry Heart would have a new brother or sister to play with soon, and Cadance couldn’t be happier. She nuzzled Shining’s cheek with her own messy one and gave him a slight kiss. He was still clinging tightly to her, his trembling legs holding fast onto her hips. These last few throbs of his cock were probably nearly dry ... but bless him, he was doing his very best to give her every possible drop.

There was only one thing left to say... “Happy anniversary, Shining.”

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