The survival games
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
...III...
I THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
...III...
And so it begins...
...Charlie & the Chocolate Factory - Intro song...
From the strange island...the drones did fly...
To the newspapers, the radio stations, all media outlets...
But more importantly...they flew tot he schools...
And left their message:
ATTENTION WORLD!
I Dr. Baltazar Czernenkohave have created a luxury resort for the whole world to enjoy!
Using only the latest state-of-the-art technology my resort has everything you could ever need!
Spa, Gym, pool, theater, Buffet, Beach, rides, games, it has it all!
A truly automatic world of the future!
All waiting for you!
But don't take my word for it!
As a special treat, the first people I invite will be multiple random schools from all over the world!
Soon world, you will hear their testimonies and be amazed!
...
This stunned the world! Dr. Baltazar Czernenko was one of the most wealthiest philanthropist inventors in the world! He built everything from 'Haum 2.0' automatic houses, to the drones that deliver packages globally within mere HOURS, to the life score algorithm that allows said drones to assist the mortally injured in even the worst warzone and the quantum satellite backbone that rendered the undersea fiber optic cables obsolete.
He was also an equally notorious recluse, going as far as to build an artificial island in the middle of nowhere just to stay away from the rest of the world...
So for him to invite ANYONE there was truly something worth talking about!
The fact he was allowing children to come enjoy it for free only showed more of his altruistic nature as far as the world was concerned...
It was quite the wonderful spectacle that everyone couldn't help but be excited about...
Well...
Almost everyone...
...
"Some reclusive billionaire out of nowhere decides to bring all these children to his private island and NO ONE finds that suspicious? What about-
"SHUT UP!" Shouts Gaz Membrain as she punches her brother Dib in his larger then normal head, "Several weeks of relaxing with NO school and I will not have you ruin them with your stupid conspiracy talk!"
SPLASH!
"Yeah, so piss off stink brain!" Laughs a boy with a horrid skin condition named Zim(1) as he threw a 'water' balloon at Dib, getting a laugh from Dib's equally cruel schoolmates.
Dib sighed, 'Suspicious or not...this is going to be a LOOOOONG trip...' He grumbles to himself as he goes to wash off the 'water' before it attracts flies...
CRASH!
Dib was nearly knocked over by two irritated twins storming past.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR STILL UPSET OVER THAT!
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR TAKING THAT BLONDE BRATS WORD OVER YOUR OWN BROTHER!
...
"Okay, okay! Kids attention, everyone!" Shouts Frankie Foster. In addition to schools, several orphanages had been selected for this trip as well. Including the orphanage run by her Grandma. It could be a fun, rewarding career-
BANG!
-and then there were days like this...
"Sabo put that down!
"Ace, I told you that lighter is not a toy!"
"LUFFY SPIT THAT OUT, YOU'VE NO IDEA WHERE THAT'S BEEN!"
CRASH!
Thankfully a nice fellow red-head named Wendy who was also a passenger had volunteered to help her out...and had just hogtied the 'Grey Terminal trio' down...
Quickly thanking her, Frankie then goes on to make sure the other orphans are doing well-
"GOKU SPIT THAT OUT, IT'S STILL MOVING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Frankie smiles as her other 'little' helper was also trying to help her...
CHOMP!
'Trying' being the operative word...
"SIX, SPIT OUT MAC!"
After forcing the infamous 'girl with a Maw' to spit out her young orphan friend, Mac thanked her...causing a little note to fall from his jacket.
Frankie had just enough time to read 'Frankie my Sweet', before a blushing Mac quickly grabbed it back and ran for it.
Frankie just smirked and shook his head.
"Oh, you dealing with a 'young cassanova' too?" Asked Wendy suddenly, having seen what happened.
Frankie looked at the teen surprised, "TOO? You mean you got a similar situation going on?" Wendy looked like she was about to respond-
ALL I WANTED WAS A CUTE LITTLE PIGGY! WAS THAT SO WRONG?
WHEN IT SENDS WENDY TO THE HOSPITAL? YES!
Wendy just sighed without looking behind as Frankie just watches startled as two certain siblings stormed past as they continued to bicker...
"Yes...although I have a feeling my situation is much more complicated..." She admitted in somber resignation...
...
Anne, Sasha and Marcy- AKA 'The Calamity Trio' -were busy loading their 'instruments' into a hidden compartment made into the ship.
"This better work twerp." Said Sasha to a much younger boy named Eddy(2), Sasha was ALREADY in a bad mood learning her online 'contact' was just a pre-teen kid...she was in no mood for anymore screwups!
Eddy just gave her an affectionate pat on the face, "Eh, just stand there and look pretty-
CRACK!
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Said Sasha as she began to bend him on her ankle.
"JOKING! I WAS JOKING! I'M SORRY!" Wined Eddy!
Anne and Marcy winched at this...but said nothing as they continued to move the 'stuff' inside...they weren't comfortable with this...but it was what SASHA wanted...and you ALWAYS did what a friend wanted even when it made you miserable...right?
AND ANOTHER THING! WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SACRIFICE!? I SHAVED MY HEAD AND ENDURED WEEKS OF HUMILIATION FOR YOU! YOU GAVE ME THAT VALENTINE WHILE WE WERE ALONE! WHAT, DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN COMFORTING YOUR LOSER BROTHER AND RUIN YOUR POPULARITY?!
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TAKING EXTRA TIME MAKING YOU THE PERFECT VALENTINE, YOU UNGRATEFUL JERK!
They all briefly looked up from what they're doing to watch the ongoing Pine twins drama...
...
"Ah, golly that's a beaut!" Said a teenager named Sheldon. A young boy named Dexter smiled as he held up his latest prototype proudly. His new friends Jimmy Neutron, Jeremie Belpois, Phineas Fletcher and his half-brother Ferb were equally impressed.
"OOPS!" Shouts a sing song voice as Dexter gets knocked over by his older sister DeeDee causing said device to fall and smash, she and various other people then laugh at them.
"Better luck next time losers!" Shouts a guy from Sheldon's class named Prima Dona!
"Hey! Nobody messes with my brothers but me!" Shouts Phineas's older Sister Candace as she inexplicably tackles DeeDee and they begin to fight!
"CHICK FIGHT!" Shouts everyone excitedly...well, except Phineas as he pleaded for Candace to let it go...or failing that at least some form of sanity...
While everyone's distracted, a pretty girl named Jenny Wakeman(3) walks up and discretely fixes the device and gives it back to the boys. "Sorry about that." She whispers sincerely then quickly walks away before anyone sees what she did.
"What's with that girl? She seems quite clever...why is she hiding it?" Asked Dexter confused.
Sheldon sighed, "Jenny's a great gal...but she's too absorbed in getting everyone to like her...which stinks because frankly most of them ain't worth her time...bunch of ingrates." He said that last part bitterly.
"Eh, girls. Who needs them? Nothing but trouble if you ask me." Said Jimmy dismissively, oblivious to the annoyed look a certain blonde girl his age was giving him...
LOOK, I BELIEVE THAT YOU BELIEVE YOU SAW SOMETHING!
OH, THAT'S JUST A FANCY WAY OF SAYING 'I BELIEVE YOUR HALLUCINATING!'
"Case in point."(4) Said Jimmy as he pointed at the retreating rainbow sweater covered Pine's girl as she argues with her twin brother.
...
Mike Mazinsky ran out of the room sobbing, covered in tar and feathers...
A bunch of girls nearby laughed at the pain and suffering they caused, this pompous group of snobs consisted of: Chloé Bourgeois, Lila Rossi, The Crust Cousins(Brit and Tiff), Sissie Delmas, Princess Morebucks, Amity Blight, Boscha, Brittney Wong, Carol Pingrey, Princess Justine, Bambi and Pacifica Northwest.
A casual observer would see only a bunch of rich, snobby girls laughing at someone's misfortune...
But look underneath the underneath and you'll see the makings of an intense socio-political game that would put any world war to shame! All these so called 'friends' were simultaneously watching the world around them, each other and their own actions. Every move calculated to assert their dominance over the others while undermining everyone else. In a single minute dozens of alliances will rise, falls, be betrayed or be restored in but a single word. A single slip, a misspoken word, a glance given at the wrong time...could topple a queen bee all the way down to pariah...
"Oh, these hunks are so hot!" Said Sissie with a giggle as she perused the 'less savory side of the internet on her phone along with the others...
Or maybe I'm overthinking this and they really are just a bunch of shallow snobs...
"Nevermind that now! You were telling us about how you humiliated that Pine Boy?" Brit asked Pacifica with interest.
"Oh, I'm very proud of that! first I got a picture of him naked- and let me tell you something, he is more then proof-positive of 'LITTLE dogs bark the loudest'." Waiting for them stop laughing, she continues. "After distributing them to EVERYONE, he of course tried to blame me for it...but of course no one believed him. Not even his own sister!"
"His own sister? Girl you yanking our chain! How'd you pull that off?" Tiff asked skeptical yet intrigued.
Pacifica gave a dismissive hand wave, "Oh, I have the little idiot believing I'm some misunderstood rich girl, who's forced to be mean due to their parents and social pressure and can be redeemed if only someone could reach out to me!" She said that last bit in a mock dramatic fashion that causes just about everyone to laugh.
"Yeah, that's a good con." Said Chloé as she reminisced how she'd been pulling it on her dear sweet Adrien for years now...
"Now that don't get me wrong, I love a good 'shaming' as much as the next girl...and yet..." Mused Lila out loud... "I can't help but notice you seem to be expending a LOT of energy on this Dipper boy...not to mention the question of WHY you doing in his shower to get that picture in the first place? You, uh...you got a thing for the 'little' one's?" She mocked.
Not missing a beat, Pacifica gave a dismissive snort. "Hardly, I wasn't in his shower. He was swimming in the creek naked for whatever reason. And I'm 'expending energy' because he's the only person in my town who refuses to obey me, do I really need to explain why that kind of behavior needs to be 'discouraged'?
"Nope", "Fair enough", "She got us there", "If anything your being too soft, I'd have just exiled him from my country..."
SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! JUST BECAUSE PACIFICA IS A PRETTY GIRL AND MIGHT BE BEING ABUSED, THAT MAKES IT OKAY FOR HER TO TREAT EVERYONE LIKE CRAP?!
HA! SO YOU DO ADMIT SHE'S PRETTY!
THAT WAS YOUR TAKE-AWAY FROM WHAT I JUST SAID!?
The girls were stunned as the twins continued their argument as they marched past their section.
Tiff whistled impressed as they left, "Dang girl you got them chumps dancing to your strings like a pro!"
But Pacifica wasn't really listening... 'He thinks I'm pretty?' She thinks with a slight blush...
HUH...well, maybe I wasn't ENTIRELY wrong either...
...
YOU LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I GOT BIT BY A SNAKE!
YOUR VOICE WAS FUNNY! HOW COULD I NOT LAUGH?!
I SPENT THE WEEK IN ER!
The Pine twins pushed by a boy with white hair burning a squirrel costume in effigy, a young green haired girl with a beret, red boots and her pet white 'fox' as they pushed an odd statue around and blue haired boy and his orange haired brother trying to talk to a albino goth girl with a girl with fake antlers...
"It wasn't just that! You also laughed at me getting my leg gnawed by a wolf and a woodpecker pecking off my tongue. Dang it Mable, it's like you don't care about my life OR anything that's important to me! Worse, you always get upset whenever I do likewise to you! It's always 'What about me?' with you and- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?"
"Wha- Sorry, no, a butterfly was flying by..." Said an oblivious Mable. She then looks at her watch, "Okay...look dipper. The buffet is supposed to start soon and I want first dibs on those flapjacks! ...so can't we just skip the usual argument and go right to us learning a 'lesson', realizing we love each other no matter what, have an 'awkward sibling hug', and just go back to having fun together!?" Offers Mable in disinterest.
Years later, Dipper would never be able to remember what made him decide to do what he did next...Mable's attitude? His increased anger with this whole argument? The argument itself? The realization that Mable was right...and he did not like it one bit? A combo of the lot?
Well, Whatever it was...
"...No..."
There was no turning back...
Mable graoned, "Oh, come on Dipper! wouldn't you rather eat then argue?
"No, you misunderstand." Said Dipper coldly.
"Not 'no', to what you said...I meant NO to everything."
Mable looked him confused, "what'cho talking about Dip-dop?" she said as playful as possible.
Dipper just shook his head, "I mean I'm done with this argument...but I'm also done with YOU." He said firmly.
Mable gave a small chuckle, "What do you mean 'done with me'? I'm you sister silly! You can't be done with me, not before the fun stick is done with you! BOP!" Shouts Mable as she tries to playfully poke him with said stick.
CRACK!
Only for Dipper to immediately snatch it and snap it over his knee!
"Hey! Dipper that was mine!"
"Yet when you break MY things, suddenly it's no problem? Is that it?" Asked Dipper sarcastically.
"Wha- come one, you forgave me for that...
"No! Actually, I didn't! For some reason I completely forgot about that and became obsessed with wanting to have a solo slumber party with you!" Dipper frowns, "Why did I do that? was I concussed or something?" He shakes his head, "Nevermind, that's only ONE of our problems anyway...problems you clearly have no intention of ever fixing...so what's the point? You talk about 'learning a lesson'...but you never do! And I'm tired of hoping for otherwise..."
Dipper then turns around...and begins to walk away...
Mable...Mable was starting to become concerned..."Dipper...come on...get real! Were going to see each other back at the-
"I'm going to ask one of the servants to move my stuff out of your room...if they won't I'll move it out myself, heck I'll sleep in the laundry room if I have to! ...I'm also going to be moving out when we get back home. I'll just sleep on the lawn, at least the wolves are honest about wanting to make me miserable..." Interrupts Dipper, without stopping or looking back.
"C-come on Dipper, stop joking around! This isn't funny!" Said Mable...tears coming to her eyes...
"No...no it's not...goodbye Mable..."
Trying very hard to ignore the sobs behind him...a Resolute Dipper wiped away his own tears...and kept walking...away from his past...and toward his future...
...III...
TO BE CONTINUED?
(1): For awhile Dib thought Zim was an alien...but no, turns out Zim was just a normal, spiteful, stupid, homicidally insane boy who just deliberately gave himself a horrible skin condition- and severely shortened his lifespan -by injecting himself with horrid chemicals all to prank Dib and make him look like an insane idiot in front of everyone trying to 'prove' Zim an alien...all in the name of revenge for Dib accidentally hitting him with a muffin...
(2): Sasha threatened me unless I made this perfectly clear: Eddy SAID he was eighteen in the online chatroom!
(3): Sorry guys, but yes. Jenny is a human in this...well...for now at least...
(4): And even Cindy couldn't argue with THAT...not that that stopped her from TRYING of course...
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Author's Note
TO BE CONTINUED?
(1): For awhile Dib thought Zim was an alien...but no, turns out Zim was just a normal, spiteful, stupid, homicidally insane boy who just deliberately gave himself a horrible skin condition- and severely shortened his lifespan -by injecting himself with horrid chemicals all to prank Dib and make him look like an insane idiot in front of everyone trying to 'prove' Zim an alien...all in the name of revenge for Dib accidentally hitting him with a muffin...
(2): Sasha threatened me unless I made this perfectly clear: Eddy SAID he was eighteen in the online chatroom!
(3): Sorry guys, but yes. Jenny is a human in this...well...for now at least...
(4): And even Cindy couldn't argue with THAT...not that that stopped her from TRYING of course...
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The survival games
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
...III...
I THANK AND OWE GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
...III...
Dipper grumbled to himself as he stormed through the ship...
"Lousy...no good...After everything I've done for her..."
He see's the sauna ahead and it looks like just the thing he needs for his stress...
"Time and time again...always in trouble... ever listen to me?"
He's so annoyed, he's barely paying attention to anything save for handing his clothes over to the auto wash, they'd been getting a bit rank lately...
"All for a PIG...a dang pig...Wendy...seriously hurt!"
The rack is out of towels, but he just dismisses that and just goes nude into the sauna, still completely focused on his inner-turmoil...
"What...run around...no consequences...get everything she wants...just because she's a girl?"
He storms into the steam room angry...
"Well, forget her! This is my life! And I'm living for ME! So come on world! I know you hate my guts! So just get it over with! Hit me with your best shot! Because Dipper Pines is getting HIS!"
And then an awkward cough shatters his new-found confidence to oblivion...
"Uh...that's great and everything...but this is the GIRLS room, needle dick." Said an amused and NAKED Sunset Shimmer...
"Sunset! That's a horrible thing to say! He- Oh, wow it IS tiny." Admitted a flustered, towel clad Twilight Sparkle suddenly(1). "Okay, I don't want to add insult onto injury. But how is it physically possible for you to pee with reproductive organs that minuscule?" She asked with scientific curiosity.
Dipper briefly felt his face go redder then the sun as he basically stood their like a deer in head lights...he was about to cover himself...but then sighed.
What was the point? Under different circumstances he'd be mortified, but after the day he'd been having...he just couldn't be bothered to care...
Course, that apathy would've reversed itself immediately had Dipper known the identity to the THIRD witness to his misfortune.
Much like Dipper, an equally naked Wendy was frozen in place behind a wall of steam that was currently obscuring her from everyone else.
'Dang it, on top of everything else. Why's I have to 'free ball' it!? I can't leave now without him seeing me naked AND finding out I saw his teeny weeny!...seriously that's actually a good question, how is he able to pee with that? I'm no doctor, but it can't be physically possible with a boy that age to have a thing that small and not be suffering from serious medical issues- FOCUS CORDUROY! How am I getting out of this?
"Okay...look, this is just the toper of an already crappy day. So if you could go ahead, beat me up and get it over with? Then I'll just be on my way..." Said Dipper bringing the read head back to reality, as she readied herself to beat the crap out of these girls if they laid one finger on her friend. Modesty, be dammed!
"Beat you up!?" Asked Twilight horrified.
Sunset snorts, "Dude, this isn't a crappy manga. Were not going to beat up a little kid with an even littler dork. Just leave and we'll pretend this never happened."
Wendy relaxed, thankful...and despite the situation, couldn't help but snicker at the bacon-haired girls attitude...she was starting to like her...
This feeling promptly reversed itself when said girl smirks and comments, "I'd point the way out, but it looks like you got that covered."
Sure enough, Dipper had a boner...not that was really saying much due to his uh, 'girth'...or LACK thereof...
Wendy had to stifle a snicker at her young friends predicament, a desire to bash that girls head in for making him feel worse...and several other emotions Wendy would rather not think about it...
Again, flustered, but just too emotionally exhausted to care Dipper just sighs. "Alright, and on that note I bid you goodbye as I go get my clothes from the wash machine and hopefully resurrect some semblance of dignity from the wreckage..."
Wendy let out a sigh of relief...and nearly a snort of laughter at the sight of Dipper bubble butt as he turned around...
"Wait, you put it in the washing machine? But that takes an hour and it won't let you take it out until then." Pointed out Twilight suddenly.
"And unless I'm very much mistaken, the towel rack still probably hasn't been replenished." Points out Sunset with a smirk, she knew she was being kinda mean here...but this was just too hilarious!
Dipper groaned, "Well, so much for salvaging some dignity. I guess everyone in the hallways will get a free show, because why not?" Said a resigned Dipper as he begins to walk out of the sauna...
Wendy was torn between staying put to lessen the embarrassment or revealing herself to offer him her clothes out of mercy when-
Sunset sighed, "Will you stop being a drama king, you can stay here until your clothes are ready." She might be a dick at times, but she wasn't an asshole...
"What? But Sunset, he's a little kid and were all naked...and it's all very inappropriate!" Said an embarrassed Twilight.
"More inappropriate then forcing him to walk naked all the way back to his room?" Asked Sunset rhetorically with a raised eyebrow.
Twilight sighed, "Okay, fair enough...at least...at least wear this?" Much to the boys surprise, she takes off her towel and gives it to him. "This will be awkward enough as is..."
Dipper desperately tries to avert his gaze from the VERY beautiful and now NAKED purple girl...but dose accept the towel...
"Uh...okay...thanks..." He mutters awkwardly...then sits down for a long wait...
For awhile, no one says anything...Wendy desperately trying to not even BREATHE, let alone MOVE...
Sunset then coughs, "Right, so we can either sit here in awkward silence, or we can maybe get to know each other...what do you say needle dick? Want to tell us the 'why' behind your big bold declaration back there?
Dipper sighed, "If you promise to NEVER call me that name again...sure, why not?"
"Deal." Said Sunset with anticipation...
"Well...to make a long story short: My sister is now dead to me..."
This promptly caused a yelp of shock from all three girls- thankfully the two 'colored' girls were louder and were able to cover for Wendy long enough to regain her composure and go back to concealing herself
"Okay, maybe give us the LONG story?" Asked Sunset flatly.
"Indeed! Dipper, family can be tricky, but their love is the truest there is! Now I'm sure whatever problem you have with your sister, isn't as bad as you think." She stated in a reassuring way.
Dipper quirked an eyebrow, "OH, you think so?" He asked in a sarcastic rhetorical way...then shrugged. "Alright, don't say I don't say I didn't warn you..."
And so Dipper regaled them with his tail of woe...
They learned how in addition to him secretly cheating for Mable to keep her grades up, turning down multiple offers to be moved up a grade or be offered a place in a high-tier college just because Mable begged him not to and has taken the fall for her multiple times to hide her screw-up's...it never stopped her from mocking him, teasing him, never taking him seriously and treating anything he likes as a big joke...of course when he ever even IMPLIES to do likewise, he's suddenly a horrible person!
Both of the colored girls widen in shock, "Oh, wow...that's-
"I'm not done." Interrupted Dipper.
"Of course your not." Said a resigned Sunset with a sigh...
He then tells her how she's always butting into his or others personal life, always matching making people- even when they don't want it -yet NEVER him! Constantly criticizing or judging what's going in said personal life whenever it was annoying or affected her negatively...and again, when he tried to do similar, he was treated like a inhuman monster!
"Well, okay. That dose seem bad, but perhaps-
"Mouth still moving! Still not finished!"
She explains about the whole thing with Pacifica, her taking pictures of him naked, spreading them to the whole town and her sister taking HER side over his when she claimed she didn't do it! Just because she fell for her sob story!
"Okay, that's really more of a grey area-
"STILL!NOT!DONE!"
but despite ALL this, he still found it in him to forgive her. No matter her antics or the fact she refused to learn her lesson no matter how many times she did it...he STILL found it in him to forgive her...
Until...one...bad...day...
Wendy...didn't know what to think...
Obviously she wasn't happy about that fateful day at the fair, when it collapsed...Wendy almost DIED...she could've been saved the trip to ER had Mable saved her...but instead she blew her chance to save her 'friend' in order to save a FREAKING PIG!
She broke most of the bones in her body and would've burnt to death if Dipper hadn't dug her out of the wreckage!
Obviously she was BEYOND furious about it and ended her friendship to Mable the moment she regained consciousness...
But for Dipper...to cut Mable out of his life? To consider her own flesh and blood DEAD to him... For her?
He just said himself...time and time and again he risked life and limb for Mable...time and time again he got burnt for her...but STILL forgave her...but she screwed HER over ONCE...and that was the straw that broke the camel's back...
That was...kinda sweet...heartbreaking, messed up and choke full of disturbing implications in regards to a potentially toxic relationship between siblings and Dipper clearly having poor views of his own self-worth...but sweet nonetheless...
Wendy had to fight the blush coming to her cheeks...
Meanwhile, the two other girls were equally gobsmacked...
"Uh...well...that is...well..." Stuttered Twilight for a moment...
"Okay a lot of questions, first off: Do you want to boink the hot-red head you keep mentioning?" , half-joked Sunset, desperate to regain some composure after that whirlwind of emotion...
Sunset!" Shouted her scandalized friend.
"Yeah, but it's never going to happen. Even if she wasn't older then me, she's WAY out of my league. She's literally my best friend and the most awesome person I know." Admits Dipper with shocking honesty. Why bother to deny it? His dignity was in ashes already, what had he got left to loose?
Wendy somehow found the reserves of strength needed to become EXTRA quiet here...AND to keep the blush off her face over his words...
Again, the stark honesty threw the two colored girls...but again, they regrouped...
Twilight took a big breath to center herself, "Right...how about I tell you a story? Not just any story, but a FRIENDSHIP story? Once me and Sunset had similar situations, where we too felt betrayed by those we loved...but we managed to work past it with out love for each other..."
Dipper...was skeptical...but Twilight was on a role now...so she just continued...
Twilight explained how she and Sunset were the adopted sisters of the commune leader Celestia, and while both were brilliant...they had hard time making friends...eventually Twilight was able to get over this and began to make some wonderful friends...
Sunset...began to go a different route...
Becoming bitter and jealous of how much easier Twilight had it with making friends...and how much attention she was getting from others...and their mother...
She started to become a bully, even went as far as destroying the friendship's of others! And when she found out Twilight had given people the courage to stand against her and not have her voted 'Fall Dance Princess' she snapped and tried to prank her...but accidentally nearly ended up burning down most of the school on top of herself...but Twilight risked her life to save her...
After that Sunset resolved to be a better person, but it was an uphill battle with many people distrusting her due to her past actions...
But she did great work, even helping to thwart a trio of con-artist singers named the sirens!
Sadly, this all came crashing down when several little sisters of Sunsets new friends got jealous and framed her for spilling embarrassing secrets of the whole town, destroying her reputation...but eventually the truth came out and they all became friends again!
Then sometime after that her big brother was engaged to be married to her former foalsitter Candace!
Everyone was excited about it! But then suddenly Twilight began to notice some strange things about 'Candace'...but everyone- not Sunset she'd been out of town on business and was only just now getting back - just called her jealous and turned against her!
Thankfully, with Sunset suddenly showing up she had the support she needed to investigate the issue further...
Turns out 'Candace' was actually her brothers EX. A gang leader/identity thief named Chrysalis. She'd kidnapped Candace, impersonated her and was using the wedding as a cover to bring her gang members into town and rob it blind while everyone was distracted with the wedding!
Thankfully, the two of them freed Candace and exposed Chrysalis just in time to thwart her!
So yet again, she reconciled with her friends just in time to give her BBBFF the marriage possible!
Love is in bloom
A beautiful bride, a handsome groom,
Two hearts becoming one
A bond that cannot be undone because
Love is in bloom A beautiful bride, a handsome groom
I said love is in bloom
You're starting a life and making room
For us (For us, For us...)
Your special day
We celebrate now, the pony way
Your friends are all right here
Won't let these moments disappear because
Love is in bloom
A beautiful bride, a handsome groom
I said love is in bloom
You're starting a life and making room
For us, (For us... For us... Aah...)
Wendy and Dipper were shocked when Twilight abruptly broke out into song...while Sunset groaned and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Dang it Twilight, we've talked about this! No random musical numbers! It weirds people out!"
"But people love them!" Shouts Twilight excited! She then turns to Dipper hppily, "So you see Dipper me and Sunset learned an important friendship lesson from all that! 'No matter how bad things can get with friends and family, there's always hope if you never give up!'" She smiles as she looks at Dipper, hoping to see him running back to reconcile with his sister...
But instead she just sees him looking at her disturbed...
"The only thing I learned from THAT...is that you have HORRIBLE friends."
Wendy couldn't help silently agree with her friend as the conversation proceeded to downward spiral from there...
...III...
TO BE CONTINUED?
(1): just to be clear, this is NOT Sci-Twi, but a HUMAN Twilight Sparkle. She and Sunset Shimmer live in a human commune called Canterlot where they have weird names, eat weird local berries that change their hair and skin color and put strong emphasis on community and the bonds of friendship...so no ponies...at least...for NOW...
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Go to my P,a,t,r,e,o,n account!
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Author's Note
TO BE CONTINUED?
(1): just to be clear, this is NOT Sci-Twi, but a HUMAN Twilight Sparkle. She and Sunset Shimmer live in a human commune called Canterlot where they have weird names, eat weird local berries that change their hair and skin color and put strong emphasis on community and the bonds of friendship...so no ponies...at least...for NOW...
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Go to my P,a,t,r,e,o,n account!
Love me, flame me, review me
