Diaries Of An Equestrian Princess

by ReModeledCupcake

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Dark, Comedy, Romance
Length: 460

The princesses all kept diaries, even Crysisilis. Of course these entries were from there younger years they aren't such rowdy fillies as they used to be!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-27 21:17:57 UTC

Luna's Diary; Filly Groove!

August 11, 2005

Dear Diary,

Hi Diary! I am Luna! you can call me whatever, but I sha'll name you Diary! My big Sister's name is Celestia! She going to become Queen after Momma dies. Momma's name is Sunset Stars! Celestia looks more like momma so momma likes her better! I look like my Daddy, Night Shine. He loves me more then Celestia cause shes all bright and white while I am a dark color! Anyways, I just love this colt at school! His name is Doctor Whooves, but that ditzy gray pony has her hooves around him! Oh yeah! Maybe I should tell you about myself. Uhmm... My birthday is September 1st! Im also only 11 years old! Oh great, I have to go eat dinner! Byee!

~Luna

August 12. 2005

Dear Diary,

Sorry about that up there! It comes like that in the book so I guess it will just stay like that! That "Dear Diary" bolony needs to written by the author not by some cheat paper company! Anyways, today I have practice! Well,Filly Tennis anyways. They told me I was a natrual because  had horns AND Wings! I was the complete package! Still, Doctor Whooves wont notice me! What do you think Diary?Humph! One of the things I dont like about you is you never write me back! Maybe you should learn your lesson! I won't write you for a couple of days!

~Luna

August 14, 2005

Dear Diary,

Sorry! I was a bit harsh huh? Your an inanimite object, you cant write me back! Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that Ditzy gray fillynamed Belle, She ran into a cloud today! I laughed when she slammed into the cloud and came tumbling down and hit her head!Although she sprang back up, she still was soo stupid looking! During the colision, One of her eyes went "Derp!" Im calling her Derpy now! Maybe it'll catch on! Maybe Docor Whooves will foreget about her and move onto a Princess! He might even become a king!Shes such a Ditzy filly, Derpy I mean. Oh yes! Im finnally trying out a new lipstick called Red Bloody Moon! It says it will make your lips sooooo kissable! It tastes kinda like Cherries! Mmmm I think i might have a little more! Lol, weird right? I can't say I enjoy eating Lipstick, but it is quite tasty! Well, time for Tennis! Bye!

~Luna

August 19, 2005

Dear Diary,

Oh my gawsh! That Derpy girl makes me sooo mad! She took some of lipstick and Doctor Hooves said she was beautiful! UMM HELLO?! I was standing next to her withthe SAME Lipstick!!! Ugh! DUMB COLTS! I HATE HIM!!!

                 ~ Very ANGRY Luna

August 20, 2005