Rainbow Skunk
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The Irregular Misadventures of the Equestria Girls (Volume 1)

Rainbow Skunk

Rainbow Skunk (Skunked rewrite)

It begins with the students at Camp Everfree, each pair of students assigned with different tasks assigned by Gloriosa Daisy. Both Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer were assigned to pick up dead animals while holding a dead animal bingo card.

Rainbow Dash found another dead animal and marked a square on the bingo card.

"Now this is more like it," Rainbow Dash says, "Just a few more and we got a bingo!"

"This is totally gross, you know," Sunset complained. "I can't believe Gloriosa made a dead animal bingo card to have us pick up these poor animals. If Fluttershy sees this, then she would seriously be going to kill us."

"So what? We have to pick dead animals in Everfree anyway, that's how we make the camp more awesome. We might as well try to work for a little. Besides, Gloriosa said that we'll stop once we get a bingo." Rainbow said.

"Fine but I still think you're enjoying this too much."

Then they spent the rest of the day picking up roadkill. (Of course, while making sure that Fluttershy didn't see what they were doing) And after about 7 hours, the girls were looking for one last dead animal.

Then Rainbow Dash sniffed something. "Ah, Sunset, if you're gonna use it, you could at least warn me!"

"It's not me!" She then points at a skunk. "Look!"

They then slowly approach a big skunk in the road.

"Aw, skunk!" Sunset says. "If I was Fluttershy, I would definitely take this skunk home.

"Wait, skunk?" She looks at the bingo card, seeing the skunk marked on it.

"Sunset, we got bingo!"

"We did?"

"We did! Come on, let's get this skunk in the bag!" Rainbow Dash tries to pick up the skunk, but the skunk sprays her right in the face. Sunset backed away and covered her nose.

"Hey, hey, hey!" The skunk shouted. "What is that for?!"

"This is so gross! What did I do to you?!"

"You girls think you can just pick up a guy in broad daylight and mug him in the middle of the woods?!"

"We're not mugging you! We thought you were dead!"

"I was sleeping!"

"In the middle of the streets?" She asked.

"Oh, who are you, the queen of sleep, telling people where they can and cannot go to sleep?!"

"We're sorry, we thought you were dead. We were just doing our task. We thought we had bingo."

"So, because you thought I was dead, you thought you got bingo? What kind of terrible game is that?!"

"Our…director of the camp-Gloriosa Daisy assigned us to do this. No Bingo." Sunset replied.

"Hey, are we missing something here?!" Rainbow chimes in. "I can't go back to the campsite when I smell like this!"

The skunk laughed. "You think you just turn it off? No, I'm stuck with it, and so were you."

"Come on, don't be a wuss and tell me how to get rid of this!"

"Did you just call me a wuss?"

"Yeah, what else should I call you?"

Then the skunk grows into a giant monster and grabs Rainbow Dash. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE WHEN YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF!"

"Let her go!" Sunset comes back with a shovel. "Let her go or I'm gonna make you wish you were a dead animal!" The skunk lets her go. "Now get lost!"

"You girls are disgusting! I'm outta here!" He then walks off, but Rainbow Dash stops him.

"Wait; at least tell me how to get rid of this smell!"

"Yeah right." He yelled. "Figure it out yourself!" Then he left.

"What do we do now?!"

"We should head back to the camp." Sunset suggested.

When they returned to the camp, they saw Applejack who had just finished her task with Rarity.

"Howdy ya'll. How's that-Ew! Something stinks around here!" She then covers her nose.

"Rainbow Dash got sprayed by a skunk," Sunset explained. "And that skunk can even turn into a monster and nearly kill her!"

"Yeah! And I can't continue the day like this! Everyone will avoid me forever!"

"Don't worry, Sugarcube," Applejack assured her. "We better get that smell off of you immediately. It stinks more than your dirty hands 'cause you didn't wash your hands every day!"

"Did you just insult me?!" Rainbow Dash gets really mad and shapeshifts into a monster and grabs Applejack. "DON'T TELL ME HOW STINKY MY HANDS ARE! WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST INSULT ME LIKE THAT, HUH?! WHAT ARE YOU?! A COWGIRL?! FARMGIRL?! OR A POOR LITTLE GIRL?!" She then throws Applejack to a branch of a tree. When she sees this Rainbow Dash realized what she just did and slowly turned back to normal. "Oh my god, Applejack! I am so sorry! I don't know what came over me!"

"It's alright, but what was that for?"

"I said I don't know what came over me! I just became mad all of a sudden and then-I'm so sorry, Applejack!"

"Girls, maybe we should talk to Twilight."

The girls were inside Sunset and Twilight's tent. Sci-Twilight examines Rainbow Dash and finally figures out what's with her.

"That was a were-skunk." Twilight said.

"What?"

"Yeah. Whoever got sprayed by one will be cursed and turned into one by nightfall."

"What?! What am I going to do?!" Rainbow panicked.

"This is bad. This isn't an ordinary skunk. You could take a shower, and if that doesn't work, try coffee because it will dehydrate you and draw some of the smell out."

"A bath? Hot coffee? Is that the best thing you could ever think of?!" She then transforms into a ferocious monster again. "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART ARE YOU?! I'M TWILIGHT SPARKLE, I'M SO SMART THAT I DON'T KNOW THE STRANGE ENERGIES CAME FROM OUR SCHOOL AND UNINTENTIONALLY STOLE OUR MAGIC DURING THE FRIENDSHIP GAMES! WELL GUESS WHAT?! I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU STOPPED MAKING INVENTIONS THAT WOULD KILL US OR WORSE!" She then throws Twilight's book of invention into the ground and destroys it. She realized what she just did and slowly turned back to normal.

"Oh no! What should I do?! I'm so sorry Twilight!"

"What's gotten into you?" Applejack asked.

"I don't know! But I can't control it! Twilight I'm so sorry!"

"It's okay I got copies, but you should find a better way to get rid of the smell, because once the transformation is complete, you'll never want to be normal again."

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash takes a shower at the girl's shower room that Gloriosa had provided. Sunset then knocks on her door. "Rainbow Dash, I looked all over the internet. We should probably try the hot coffee idea if the shower doesn't work. Are you done? Did it work?"

The door opens and Rainbow Dash steps out of the shower, wearing a towel. But she still smells like skunk, so clearly it doesn't work. "I tried everything Sunset. I used soap, shampoo, conditioner, cologne, perfume and deodorant."

"But I thought the soap would do the trick. Did you try to lather, rinse and repeat?"

"Yeah, I did lather, rinse and repeat, and I used everything here!" She then transforms again and grabs Sunset. "WHAT, YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP MY BODY CLEAN?!" She then throws Sunset on the ground hard. Really, really hard. Rainbow Dash realized what she just did and slowly turned back to normal.

"Sunset, I'm terribly sorry!"

"Just try to keep calm, okay?"

"I'm sorry."

"It's alright, let's get you some coffee."

Then they sat down on a log.

"Just relax. I'll go get you that coffee, okay? Relax."

Then Sunset quickly ran and went to Flash Sentry. Who was with Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.

"Hey Flash," Sunset greeted. "May I have that coffee you packed? Rainbow Dash needs it, quick."

"What's wrong, Sunset?" Flash asked.

"She got sprayed by a were-skunk." Sunset replied.

"Then how's coffee going to fix this?"

"We thought it might cure her. Maybe."

"Oh, poor darling," Rarity says in despair. "I hope this will work."

"It’ll work Rarity. Probably."

Then Flash quickly brought out his mug and made a hot coffee and gave it to Sunset. "Here you go, Sunset."

She took the mug of coffee and gave it to Rainbow Dash. "I hope this works."

She then drinks the coffee. "Well did it work?"

Rainbow Dash sniffs herself and the smell is still in her. "No."

"Can you try pouring it at yourself?" Twilight asked.

"Fine." She pours the coffee at her but it's so hot that she screams and flies out of her seat.

"Did it work?"

"No! It was really hot!" She then hears Snips and Snails laughing a few feet away from her. She then becomes furious. "You think this is funny?!" She then changes and grabs the two former henchmen by their shirts. "WELL DON'T THINK THIS IS FUNNY, THIS IS ME YOU'RE LAUGHING AT!"

"Rainbow Dash!" Sunset shouted. "This isn't you, STOP!"

Rainbow Dash sees a shock, scared of students and scared Snips and Snails.

"Woah, you're scaring me!" Snips said.

"Please let me go! I'll do anything for you! Please!" Snails begged.

Rainbow Dash felt guilty and put them down gently and turned back to normal.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry!" She then runs back to her tent she shared with Fluttershy.

"Rainbow Dash, wait!"

Rainbow Dash lays down on her bed and starts sobbing. The Equestria Girls come and speak to her. "Rainbow Dash?"

"Go away!"

"We're here to help you, darling." Rarity said.

"Just stay away from me!"

"But we just want to talk to ya' Sugarcube."

"AJ, stay back! I nearly hurt them! I'm a monster!"

"Rainbow Dash, you're our friend, not a monster."

"But don't you guys see what I did?! I would never hurt anyone! I represent the element of Loyalty and I will never dare to hurt anyone I know and cared for! But if I keep hurting everyone I know, then I don't deserve to be one of the elements of harmony anymore!" She curls up like a ball and starts crying.

The girls sat down next to her and comforted her.

"But Rainbow Dash, you're not a monster." Sunset said. "Well, I did turn into one since the Fall Formal, but this is different than that. And so does Twilight since the Friendship Games. But what I'm going to say is that we've come so far together and went through difficult challenges together. And you're the only one we can help."

"But how? There's no cure for me."

"But there's still time to cure you. No matter what happens, you'll always be our friend, even if you did turn into a monster, we still love you."

"You are?"

"Of course, darling, we will help you no matter what happens to you." Rarity assured her.

"I would also make you feel home if you ever did turn into a skunk monster." Fluttershy said.

"But we're still going to find a way to change you back." Twilight said. "Even if it means if you turn into a monster like you guys turned Sunset back to normal and she changed me back to normal as well."

"It may seem that hope is lost but that doesn't mean we will lose a friend like you!" Pinkie Pie said.

"Listen Rainbow Dash, if me and Twilight changed back to normal after we turned into monsters, and you'll be changed back too." Sunset said. "Right now, we must find a way immediately."

"We will always be with you when you needin'n us the most." Applejack said.

Rainbow Dash felt a bit better and wiped her tears away. "Thanks guys. How could I do without you?"

"Hey, it's what friends do for each other. And I just told you the same advice you gave me ever since the Fall Formal." Sunset said.

Rainbow Dash smiled and stood up. "Okay. If we're going to find a way to cure me, then we need answers from that skunk!"

"How are we going to find that darn thing?" AJ asked.

"And Fluttershy's power doesn't seem to have any effect on him."

"Well since Sunset and Rainbow found him somewhere around the woods, so he could be anywhere around here." Twilight said.

"Then I have to look for him by myself." Rainbow said determinedly. Channeling her geodes powers and running off with her super speed.

Rainbow Dash runs her way to the hills and sees a house. Assuming that the skunk must have lived there, she ran to the door and bang on it.

"Skunk, come out!" She continues banging on the door. "I know you're in there!"

The door opens and the skunk comes out. "What? Oh, it's you. What do you want, a rainbow haired tramp?" (No pun intended)

"You darn know why I'm here! I need you to tell me to get rid of this smell!"

"And why is that? You called me a wuss, remember?"

"Okay, I'm sorry but you could please tell me let this be bygones be bygones?"

"The thing is, I'm sick of being disrespected. Always getting dirty looks, people yelling at you, people hating you all the time. With you as a skunk, things won't go so bad. All that negative attention won't fall just on me. It'll fall on you too. We'll split fifty, fifty, partner."

Rainbow Dash was enraged, turned into a monster and tackled the skunk and rapidly punched him. "TELL ME NOW HOW TO GET RID OF THIS STUPID SMELL OF YOURS?! TELL ME! TELL ME!"

"It's orange juice! But it's too late anyway. The transformation's already started, friend!"

Rainbow Dash activates her super speed and runs her way back to town. She started to grow skunk fur all over but after a few seconds, she was back at town and made it to her house and went to the chicken and opened every cabinet and saw the can of orange juice. She grabs a can opener and pours orange juice on herself, but it has no effect. "Why is it not working?!"

"Come on, you didn't think that was the real cure, didn't you? It's not orange juice, I was just stalling you, so you'd run out of time. Don't worry-once you'll become like me-you'll never want to be normal again!"

Rainbow Dash knelt down and screams in anguish as the transformation continues.

"Rainbow Dash!"

The skunk looks through the window and sees Rarity's limo pulled over and the girls were seen exiting the limo from the back. They tried to open the door, but the skunk locked it before they touched the doorknob.

"Hey, open the door!" Sunset shouted. "We're getting our friend back!"

"It's too late- she's my friend now!"

"We're going to get our Dashie back, you big stinky meanie!" Pinkie shouted.

"Rainbow Dash!" Applejack shouted through the door. "We figured it out: Tomato paste! The cure is tomato paste!"

Rainbow Dash goes over to the cabinet and sees the can of tomato paste but the skunk knocks her door and starts beating her.

"Oh, that does it!" Applejack activates her super strength and ponies up and breaks through the door with her fist as if it was nothing.

"It looks like someone wants to fight." Skunk said as he stood up and held up his fists.

Then the fight broke out between Applejack and the skunk and Applejack landed a few punches on him, sending him to hit a wall a few times, thus enraging him. Applejack used her instincts to avoid getting sprayed, so she won't end up in the same situation as Rainbow Dash and begin landing another punch on the head thus knocking him on the ground hard. The skunk became super furious and landed multiple punches on her and she was unable to dodge all of his attacks. The girls gasped and Pinkie Pie ran to help her but ended up in the crossfire as a result.

He then grabs both of the girls and hardly throws them at the others thus knocking them really, really hard on the wall. Feeling weak and in pain.

"You think you can stop me from sharing my pain to your friend? You're just like everyone else in this stupid group you called friends. You can't stop it. You can't stop anything!"

"You're right, we can't stop it." Sunset said, but then held out the can of tomato paste. "But Rainbow Dash can."

She then throws the can at Rainbow Dash; her transformation is almost complete. "Split this!"

She then smashes the can with her baseball bat and splatters tomato paste all over the kitchen. Rainbow Dash looks at her reflection and sees that she's in her old self again. "It worked! I didn't think it would work but it works! YES!" She then approaches her friends. "Guys I am so sorry about the way I acted back at the camp. I didn't mean it!"

"It's alright Sugarcube," Applejack told her. "We're just glad to have you back."

Then the other skunk was a human all along and surprised that he wasn't a skunk anymore. "Am I human, again? I am!" He then approaches Rainbow Dash. "Oh, thank you so much rainbow haired kid! You have no idea I had to live being a stinky skunk for so long!"

"Uh…you're welcome?"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta take a hike!" He then left the house as if it was nothing.

"He still counts as a skunk, right?" Rainbow asked her.

"Totally counts as a skunk," Sunset replied.

Rainbow Dash fills out the bingo card. "Alright Sunset, we got bingo! Wait until Gloriosa and Timber hears about this!"

"But first, we gotta clean up all of this mess first." Applejack said.

"Oh right, let's get to cleaning!

THE END

Applejack vs. Error 230
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Applejack vs. Error 230

Applejack vs. Error 230 (Skips vs. Technology rewrite)

A montage begins with Applejack, fixing her truck, the dinner table, and the television. She is shown to drive her way to CHS until she sees her friend Fluttershy and her car up ahead. She stopped and saw her car's tire was flat. Few minutes later, her tire was back in good shape with Fluttershy thanking her and driving off. Applejack followed suit with her truck.

When she arrived and parked her truck in the parking lot. She was met with Flash whose locker was jammed to open. Luckily, Applejack uses her hammer and bangs his locker, thus his locker is no longer jammed. He thanked her and she happily walked through the hallways.

"Nothing's broken when ya' need'n tools to fix it." She said,

She then passed by the library and stopped when she heard one of her friends talking.

"I think it's broken, Rainbow Dash." Sunset said.

"Here, try this." Rainbow Dash said.

"Hey, something needs to be fixed here?" She asked.

"Applejack, come help us." Sunset said.

"Yeah, she can fix anything."

She then walked towards them.

"So, what's the problem ya'll have here?'

"Well, we were working on a report on history, but we forgot to do it yesterday. So, we have 6 hours left before history class and we decided to use the library computer." Sunset said.

"Yeah, we tried printing it, but it gave us an error 229."

"Uh huh…"

"We double checked and the driver is already installed…" Unfortunately, from AJ's point of view, she was zoned out as she doesn't know how to fix an issue that involves computers and such.

"So can you fix it?"

Feeling unsure, she insisted. "Sure…" She then taps a key with her hammer, causing the screen to be filled with pop-ups.

She gasped and grabbed her sledgehammer. "We got to smash this darn thing!"

"No! Stop!"

But Sunset and Rainbow Dash stopped her from doing it.

"Applejack, it's just a computer!" Rainbow said.

"Put it down, AJ!"

"Fellas, ah' know this school and ma' home. There's something evil in that computer, we have to smash it!’

"No, stop!" Sunset protested.

She stopped as the two panted.

"You don't know how to fix this, do you?" She asked.

"What?"

"Wait? You don't even know how to fix a computer?" Rainbow asked.

"AJ, it's okay." Sunset said. "You don't have to know how to fix everything. Don't worry, we'll take care of it."

"Ah' can fix everything, ya know?"

"Yes. We know, Applejack. We know."

When she left the library, she could hear her friends talking again.

"Sunset, I thought Applejack could fix everything." Rainbow said.

"Well, yeah, but not on computers. C'mon on, let's just figure this out ourselves."

She sat at one of the seats inside the band room. She sighed and took a drink of a bottle of water. Then her friend, Rarity came to her and sat down beside her.

"Darling, is anything alright?" Rarity asked.

"It's just that ah' don't know how to fix an error 229, Sugarcube. Yep, sure ah' can fix everything but not on computers. Sunset and Rainbow Dash can't continue their report on history if that issue can't be resolved." Applejack answered.

"Hmm…Now that makes sense. Maybe, try to study about an error 229. I have that book inside my locker. I'll lend it to you then you can help them out with that issue so they can continue their report." Rarity said.

"Ah' suppose that could help. Thanks, Sugarcube. Ah' know I can still fix it." Applejack said.

"Why, it's my pleasure darling. I'll be right back."

After 3 minutes, she came back with a book and gave it to her.

"Oh, I borrowed that book 3 days ago. You can take it back to the library when you're done." Rarity said.

"Thanks again, Rarity."

Once she left, Applejack flipped all pages until she turned to the page about error 229. This is exactly what she needed.

Montage began with Applejack studying more about the error 229. And after like 10 to 15 minutes, she's finished. And walked back to the library and returned the book as well.

"Fellas, ah' know how to fix an error 229." She said, But then, none of them were there but the computer was still on.

Applejack studied the screen cautiously, and slowly tapped a key on the keyboard. However, this caused the computer screen to pop out more pop-ups, which made it unstable. The printer also explodes and shoots out more paper out of it. Sunset and Rainbow Dash returned and only saw the commotion happening.

"Applejack, what are you doing?!"

"Ah' just tryin'n to fix an error 229!" She answered.

"But it's not error 229 anymore!" Rainbow groaned.

"Yeah," Sunset elaborated. "While you were gone, we messed it up, and now its error 230!"

"And it's even worse now!"

"Look, AJ. It's fine. We asked someone to fix it."

"But fellas, "Applejack begged. "Ah had to fix this! Ah' just want to fix so ya'll continue your report! Please, give me a chance!"

"Look, I know you want to help. But I don't want you to be so worked up. Please, let us handle this."

"Ya'll say what you want. But ah ain't stopping until I fix it! I just need more time to help ya'll out on this!"

"You're just saying this because you're not admitting that you can't fix computers." Rainbow said.

"Ah' know ah' can't fix a darn computer, but ah still want to help out!"

"Applejack, please-"

"Say all ya' want Sunset. But ah'm telling ya. Ah' ain't stopping. When will this fella show up?"

"She'll be here for an hour." Sunset answered.

"Okay, ah' can do this. Just stall her until ah' get back."

"Why?"

"Just do it!"

"Okay, okay! Geez!"

When she left, she heard them talking again.

"Sunset, what's AJ's problem?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I don't know." She said, "She needs to realize that there are some things she just can't fix."

Luckily, she asked permission from Celestia saying she needs to leave the school grounds to learn how to fix an error 230. After finishing her story, even the principal doesn't know how to fix that kind of error, she happily allows her to leave, but she needs to return within 30 minutes.

She arrived at the mall and went to the electronic store and saw two employees there.

"Ah' need to fix an issue on a computer." Applejack said.

"Guh, we don't know." The employee said.

"I don't know how to fix an error 230." She answered.

When they gave her the computer, Applejack was confused at first. "Why in tarnation this thing look different?"

"That's a 1995 model computer," The employee answered." Now open the internet. You see those icons? Now open the internet."

But due to the poor quality of the computer because it's old, Applejack can't tell which icon is the internet. Instead, she clicked random icons causing it to crash.

"What did you do?! You can't just open a lot of icons at once! It will only make it worse! Ugh! Maybe our magical intern will do better than us! I bet she's your friend from school!"

The two employees left her alone and she was met with a familiar face.

"Hey Applejack, aren't you supposed to be at school?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, hey Twilight, ah' forgot ya worked here. Well, what are you doing here?"

"Hmm… yesterday I told Principal Celestia that I had duty today, so she allowed me to have a day off from school while I'm doing my job here. So, as I was asking what you are doing here?"

"Ah need to know how to fix an error 230." She answered.

"Oh, that's easy. Just hold the power button, and wait for 5 seconds, and after 5 seconds press print. Got it?"

"Ah' still don't get it."

"Oh. It's okay. I will help." But then her phone buzzed as if she received a message. "I just got a text, saying they had a problem on a computer. Hey, why don't you come along? I'll help you out."

"Umm…Sure…Ah guess…"

"Great. Let's go."

When they returned to Canterlot High, Applejack sighed and face palm.

"Ya'r emergency call came from our school?"

"Well didn't Principal Celestia tell you to be back here within 30 minutes? Besides, when I'm done, my shift is over." Twilight said.

When they went into the library, they saw Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash pressing the keys while the printer shot out more paper rapidly and luckily, no one, not even the whole staff members, saw the commotion.

"Rainbow Dash, you're making it worse!" Sunset shouts.

"Well, you keep on pressing things!" Rainbow argues back.

"What did you guys do?!"

"Twilight! Come quick!" As soon as she stepped in, Applejack followed suit and she was not pleased. Her arms crossed and tapped her foot. "Oh. Hey, Applejack. How's it going?"

"Really ya'll? Thanks for stalling."

"Sunset, tell me what's going on."

"It still won't print our file!" Rainbow exclaimed. "The monitor just started flashing."

Sunset gave Twilight a piece of paper. "And about twenty minutes ago, these started coming out of the printer!"

The paper says; You will never find error 230/ Printing a file? Is that all you can do?

"A threatening haiku? This is really worse than I could ever imagine!" She said, Then she brings out her homemade holographic purple keyboard. "Don't worry. I'm going to sort this out."

"Wow! Twilight, you made that?" Rainbow asked.

"Yep, and this one has a hologram. Elevate keyboard!"

Then a hologram version of her keyboard appeared above the real one.

"Awesome!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"I never thought you could make holographic inventions!" Sunset said.

"My time at Crystal Prep really helped a lot." Twilight said. "Error 230, let's dance.

Twilight used her scientific keyboard in order to remove all pop-ups and defeat error 230 but it was still there. Twilight tries it again, but it backfires.

"Elevate Keyboard!"

Then a third holographic keyboard appears. Twilight taps both of the holograms but Error 230 is still there, and it backfires.

"Can someone tell me what in tarnations going on?! Or we're still trying to print something?!"

"This is the worst error 230 I've ever seen! I'm going in!" She brings out her high-tech helmet.

"Can't we just smash the darn thing?"

"AJ, just let Twilight do her thing."

"Here I go!" Once she wears her high-tech helmet, she is now inside the computer. And saw Error 230 not very far. "I'm in! Error 230, prepare to be eradicated!"

But then, Error 230 rises up. "Error 230?"

"The error rubbed him off revealing the words from 'Error 230' to 'Deadmageddon' "No young child. It is I. Deadmageddon. And now thanks to you, we will digitize the whole world."

"Did you say 'we'?"

"Prepare to be assimilated!" Then it started to attack Twilight and took control of her.

Back in the real world, Twilight is glitching like crazy.

"Twilight, are you okay?!" Sunset asked in a panic.

"Applejack! Remember I told you not to destroy a computer?! Well…I was wrong after all!"

Twilight collapses but now rises up, being possessed by Deadmaggedon.

"Thank you for releasing the Deadmaggedon virus. Goodbye."

Then she shoots wires out and digitizes everything it touches. That includes the bookshelf.

"Ah' knew that darn thing is too evil! We have to destroy it!"

"What just happened to Twilight?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Ah' don't know. But I think that darn virus must have possessed her! That virus ain't error 230, but it's Deadmaggedon!"

"Well, that makes sense." Sunset said. The trio ducked underneath the table as more stuff also got digitized.

"We're going to fight this thing!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"Wait! We can't fight it! If we fight back, we'll hurt Twilight as well!"

"Then we have to go to the computer!" AJ said.

Applejack runs for the computer, but the wires stopped her from doing so.

"Don't worry Applejack, I got this!" She activates her super speed and runs for the computer but Deadmaggedon stopped her on time.

"Rainbow Dash, look out!" Sunset shouted. "Twilight, stop!"

"There is no Twilight Sparkle anymore, Only Deadmaggedon." She then summons a giant cursor and sends them to the trio. "Now die!"

The trio luckily dodged her attack and regrouped back to Sunset who is still hiding behind the table.

"She's just too fast!"

This gives the farm girl a brainstorm. "Too fast?"

"What do we do?"

She glanced at Twilight's keyboard still plugged into the computer. And saw all the programs on the computer screen. This gives her an idea.

"On the count of three, ya'll make a break for the keyboard and keep opening programs as much as you can!

"Okay, got it?"

"But what are you gonna do?"

"Me?" She picked up her sledgehammer and activated her geode's powers. "I'm going to fix it. Okay, one…two…three!"

Sunset and Rainbow Dash run to the keyboard and press random keypads while Applejack is busy fighting, Deadmaggedon makes her own sledgehammer and blocks Applejack's attack with her weapon.

"A sledgehammer, is that all you can do? An analogue digital world," She pushes Applejack. "Ironic, really, that a teenage girl like you will be the first thing to be digitized. Goodbye."

Just as she was about to be digitized, Deadmaggedon freezes. Showing the two girls had completely added more programs.

"What did you do?!"

"Don't ya' get it? It's common sense. If ya' open a lot of programs, you'll slow down. Applejack said. Then she threw her sledgehammer at the computer, destroying it completely. And defeat Deadmaggedon.

After that, Twilight returns to normal. Sunset quickly ran to her and checked on her. "Twilight, twilight, are you okay?!"

"Sunset…Shimmer…?" She opened her eyes and saw her friend. "What happened…?"

"Well duh, that virus possessed you and tried to kill us." Rainbow Dash answered.

"Are ya' alright Sugarcube?" AJ asked. Help Twilight get up on her feet.

"Applejack, I gotta say, my time at Crystal Prep granted me higher intelligence of science and technology. But none of them have defeated Deadmaggedon! For that, I thank you." Twilight said.

Then a piece of paper came out of the printer. Twilight walks over to it, and grabs and gives it to Applejack.

"What's this?"

"It is an appreciation for not just saving me but all of us." Twilight answered.

The paper says; Thanks for your handy hard work, Applejack. Sincerely Twilight Sparkle.

"Wow. Thanks Twilight."

Then they heard another paper coming out of the printer. "No!"

But Sunset stopped her. "Applejack, it's okay! This is our history report we've been trying to print all along!"

Rainbow Dash took the paper with all of her and Sunset's hard work in it.

"Oh, sorry guys…"

"Oh man. If Principal Celestia sees this, we'll be in a whole lot of trouble!"

"What if we just bury everything in the yard, she'll never know!" Rainbow Dash suggested.

"And ah' could use a lot of help to fix the whole place. Class starts in 10 minutes."

"Sure. We can help out." Twilight said.

"Alright, let's get going! Sunset, get the tools at my truck outside! Rainbow Dash, get some construction hats! Twilight, get some drinks for us!"

When they part ways until they got back, Applejack started placed some tables and chairs back to its proper position.

THE END

Dump Wheel
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Dump Wheel

Dump Wheel (Trash Boat rewrite)

Meanwhile at Sunset's house, the former pony-turned-human was busy watching her favorite guitarists on T.V

"I'm here with Canterlot's greatest guitarist of all time, the skull. You're at the top of your game right now. What's the secret to your success?" The announcer asked.

"Two words: Name change. I love my mom and all, but the name she originally gave me-not so awesome. So I changed my name to the skull. Just rolls off the tongue better."

"Fascinating. How do you come up with it?"

"I simply took two words and put them together. Picked "The" and "Skull". The skull. And I became the coolest woman in the world!"

Sunset was amaze. "Cool, I'm gonna change my name to two completely random words! But what words should I pick?"

She then took notice of her trashcan which was close to the refrigerator and looked through the window and she could only see there is her motorcycle she gets to keep after the Friendship Games.

Then Sunset got an idea.

Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, Rainbow Dash was busy drinking her favorite smoothie. Sunset walked up to her with her left hand behind her back.

"Hey Rainbow Dash," She greeted. "What would you say if I changed my name into…Dump Wheel?"

Rainbow Dash went silent for 3 seconds. "I'd say you're a complete wuss."

"You wouldn't say it was cool?"

"Dude, it totally sounded like a tire taking a dump. Plus, I'm pretty sure that's not how being awesome works. Not when you're changing your name into Dump Wheel…wait, you're not actually considering changing your name, are you?"

"What? Nah, I was just joking."

But her friend became more suspicious. "Then what are you hiding behind your back?"

"Nothing, it's not important."

But before she could make a break for it, Rainbow Dash used her super speed and took something from Sunset's hand.

She takes a good look at the frame. "Certificate of Name Change?! You actually did?!" She then burst into laughter.

"Give me that!"

"Oh, man; wait until everybody hears this!" She then runs off with her super speed. "Hey, guys, Sunset just legally changed her name into Dump Wheel!"

"I gotta change my name back."

Sunset went to the Canterlot Courthouse and walked up to the counter.

"How may I help you?" The lady asked.

"I want to change my name back to Sunset Shimmer."

"That'll be five-hundred dollars."

"What? But I don't have five-hundred dollars."

"Then I guess our time is up here. Now move along, kid."

Sunset groaned and walked away. Then a man walked up to the counter.

"Uh, I'd like to change my name back to Johnny."

"That'll be five-hundred dollars, Mr. Lamebrain."

Back at Sugarcube Corner, Rainbow Dash was looking through the binoculars and saw Sunset walking her way to the café.

"Hey, girls, Dump Wheel is back!"

Then the rest of her friends walked outside and greeted her.

"Oh, Dump Wheel!" Fluttershy greeted.

"Howdy, Dump Wheel." AJ greeted me.

"Dump Wheel!" Rainbow sang.

"Hey, Dump Wheel!" Indigo was heard taunting her.

Sunset pointed at her rainbow haired friend. "Did you have to tell everyone?"

"Yes. It's that funny." She tried holding her laughter. "Dump Wheel!"

"When Dashie told us," Pinkie explained. "We thought it was only right to welcome you back as a new friend-a new friend named Dump Wheel." She then laughed and gave her a nametag with Dump Wheel written on it. "Here, welcome back to our group and we can all be best friends!"

"Yeah, thanks. Look, are there errands I can do?"

"Whoa-ho! Errands? You really are a new friend, Dump Wheel." She laughed again.

"Seriously, I need five-hundred bucks so I can change my name back." Sunset said.

"Well, I'm sorry to say that the wheel has been rolled. One of my old schoolmates from Crystal Prep had done all of the errands for us in return for treating me dirt before the Friendship Games."

"Yeah, loser, don't come begging us for money. Sunny Flare and I already spent it all on those sweet new shoes." Indigo said.

"But aren't those really cheap?"

"Not when you're buying a new pair of glasses." Sunny Flare said.

"Guys, please! She begged. "I needed five-hundred bucks to change my name back!"

"There is one thing you can do." AJ said.

The scene transitions to the Sweet Apple Acres where Sunset helps the Apples to rake the leaves. Then the Dazzlings walk by and throw their litter on the ground.

"Hey Dazzlings! No littering! If you have a dump, use a trash can!"

Then Adagio Dazzle looks at Sunset's name tag with her new name on it.

"Well, why throw it in a trash can when I got Dump Wheel to take care of it?" Adagio taunted.

Then the Dazzlings burst into laughter and walked off.

"Ugh! This name sucks!" She throws her nametag on the ground.

Then Applejack's granny shows up and sees what she just did.

"Hey, Dump Wheel; your job is to rake the leaves. Now pick it up."

"But nametags are only for new people."

"Exactly. New name, new friend! Now put it back on or you'll regret it."

She sighs and puts her name tag back on.

"Never get old." She then walks off.

The scene transitions to Rainbow Dash and her little sister, Scootaloo as the two were in a line at the ice cream truck.

Then Sunset runs up to her. "Rainbow Dash, I can't take this anymore. I want to change my name back. Could you please be a good friend and lend me five-hundred bucks?"

"Five-hundred bucks? I'm not too sure about that. What do you think scoots?" Rainbow asked.

"I don't think you should do it, Rainbow Dash." Scootaloo replied. "It's not a good idea to lend money to people you don't know."

"Please, Dash." She begged. "I need 500 bucks to have my name back."

"I don't know dude; I usually lend money to my awesome friends including Sunset Shimmer. But I've only known Dump Wheel for a day. So, I don't think it's a good idea."

"Please! I can't live in this stupid name anymore!" Sunset begged again.

"Well sorry but the Sunset Shimmer I know works at a Sushi restaurant." Rainbow said.

"You know what? I'll just go back to my workplace and get the five-hundred dollars by myself!" Sunset said and ran off.

Unfortunately, she just lost her part-time job because of her new name. And she was forced to find another part-time job. No matter where she goes, people will always make fun of her because of her name. And what's worse is that she was on the news, newspapers and billboards because of her new name Dump Wheel, and she became a laughingstock worldwide.

Then Sunset quickly hid in a dark alley and stopped and caught her breath.

"How could I have been so stupid? Well, this is it, first; Raging She-Demon, second; Anon-a-miss, and now; Dump Wheel? I will never change my name back."

Before she started sobbing, she heard a faint voice giving her the feeling that she wasn't alone.

"Who's there? Show yourself!" She demanded.

Then the figure stepped out of the bodies of the shadows and wore a purple bulletproof suit packed with heavy weaponry.

"Dump Wheel. We meet at last."

Sunset became nervous and scared at the same time. "Why do you look familiar?"

"I am…the skull."

"What happened to you?"

"You happened! I was the most famous guitarist until that fateful moment you took it all away with your horrible name, Dump Wheel. You've robbed me of my fame and glory! I've even tried to change the name to Skull Wheel, but it didn't do anything! My life was ruined. That's when I realized I had to take matters into my own hands using all of the skills my dad taught me when we're hunting deer together when I was little! And what I mean by that, I'm going to kill you!" She then brings out her shotgun and loads it up.

Sunset nervously back away in a few steps. "Woah, look, let's not make this go out of control! I'm sorry I ruined everything for you."

"Sorry isn't gonna cut it, bacon head!" Then pointed her shotgun at Sunset. "Now die!"

She fired the bullet, but Sunset quickly dodged it on time, and quickly ran for it and even climbed over the fence. The skull shot down the fence and started chasing her.

"Wait, please! I'm going to change my name back!"

"Talk is cheap, Dump Wheel!"

Meanwhile at CHS, the girls were relaxing in front of the entrance while Rainbow Dash was reading a newspaper. As you'd guess, Sunset was in it.

"Wait til' Dump Wheel sees this!"

Then they heard the sounds of gunshots and explosions getting closer and they saw Sunset in panic running towards them.

"Wow, what's going on?"

"No time to explain, get inside!"

Without thinking twice, the girls quickly followed Sunset inside the school without even knocking the door.

"Twilight put some heavy things here and make sure it's barricaded!" She ordered.

"What why?"

"Just do it!"

Without hesitation, Twilight used her telekinetic powers and placed a few chairs, fire extinguisher, and the lunch table from the cafeteria to the door.

"Hey, show yourself Dump Wheel!" The skull's voice was heard outside.

In panic, Sunset made a mad dash to the second floor leaving her friends in confusion. Feeling worried, the girls quickly run after her as well. They all went up to the second floor and looked for their friend.

"Where were you Sugarcube?"

"Dump Wheel, darling, is everything alright?" Rarity asked.

"Yo Dump Wheel, what the heck is going on?"

"Dump Wheel, come out, come out wherever you are." Pinkie called out.

Then they checked the math classroom and found Sunset hiding underneath the table.

"There you are," says Rainbow Dash. "So, what the heck is going on?"

Then Pinkie Pie knew why and started to speak rapidly. "Oh, I know why, as we all know, Sunset Shimmer changes her name into Dump Wheel, and what we also heard is that she became a laughingstock worldwide, and it seems that one of Canterlot's greatest guitarists were going to kill her because of her new name that makes her famous than her. And now that she's looking around if Sunset was here, then we're going to help our friend to change her name back to Sunset Shimmer!" She then let out a squee, and a big grin on her face.

"Are you a coward, Dump Wheel?" Sunset's hands were shaking upon hearing her killer's voice. Rainbow Dash looks through the window and sees the skull shooting everything with her assault rifle. "I'm ready for you, Dump Wheel!"

"This is really terrible, girls! One of the greatest guitarists is going to kill me because of my stupid name change!"

Then they heard an explosion meaning that the skull had blown up a car with a grenade launcher. Fluttershy slowly and carefully peeked and asked. "Is she looking for us too?"

"There's no way she's going to hunt us down too. It's not like she knows about her having us as her friends and having magic and all that." Twilight said.

"And I'm going to kill your friends as well! And none of your magic is no match for the skull!"

"Oh, I guess that's a yes."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's fight her!" Rainbow said, cracking her knuckles.

"Like I have to face someone with guns trying to kill me? No way, I don't want to die like this."

"I'm too shy to die." Fluttershy said.

"The courthouse is going to close at any minute. Some of you have five-hundred bucks."

But her friends shook their heads.

"But I spent it all for that new dress I really wanted." Rarity said.

"And I even spent it all to replace my sports equipment." Rainbow said.

"But I can help you with that." A voice came from the principal of their school.

"But Principal Celestia, are you sure?"

"I hear everything. If it's the only way to get you girls out of this mess, I'll help. As the principal of this school, I'll do anything to keep my students from fatal harm." Celestia said.

She leads her students to her office and brings out five-hundred bucks from her purse and gives it to Sunset.

"It took me 2 months but at least it's worth it."

"But Princes- I mean, Principal Celestia, you've been saving this money for that new video game you're planning to buy." Sunset states,

"Well, I'm making an exception. Now go and change your name back." She ordered. "And I'm calling the police as well."

"Now come on, there's no time to waste!" Rainbow claims.

"Don't worry ya'll," Applejack assured. "Ah even upgraded my granny's truck that should get us all to the courthouse in no time!"

"Alright guys, while the skull's looking at the front, we should head to the parking lot! Let's go!" Twilight ordered.

The Equestria Girls made a dash towards the parking and went to the truck. Rainbow, Sunset and AJ were at the front seat, while the rest were at the back of the truck.

The skull sees them and brings out her rocker launcher and points at the group. Applejack quickly started up the engine and drove off and missed the rocket missile. Then the skull sees Flash Sentry in his car, she quickly dragged him out of the car, thus high jacking it. And make a hot pursuit of the Equestria Girls.

Then Rarity saw the skull inside Flash's car chasing them and panicked.

"Darling, that madwoman is catching up to us!"

The skull brings out her SMG and shoots through the wing shield, but Rarity quickly summons a big diamond, blocking his shots.

"She's shooting guns at us!" Rainbow exclaimed. "We need to lose her!"

"Hold on ya'll! We're taking a shortcut!"

Applejack hardly steps on the gas making the truck faster than ever, and went a sharp turn, drove through the alleyways, went to the freeway, and took off road routes. And makes sure she doesn't hit any other traffic cars.

Finally, they arrived at the courthouse.

"Alright, we're at the courthouse!"

But then, one of the tires popped out but Applejack tried her best to safely park the truck at a nearby parking lot. The girls ran straight towards the entrance and burst through. Twilight used her telekinetic powers to put all the railing stands to barricade the door. A sound of gunshots was heard, much to Sunset's horror.

"Just go, Sugarcube! Change ya' name back!"

"But what about you guys?"

"Just don't worry about us!" Rainbow Dash assured. "We have your back. So go and if he does go through, we'll hold her off!"

Sunset runs to the lady and gives her the money. "I want to change my name back!"

And while the lady is working on it, Twilight felt her arms about gave away.

"Hurry up, Sunset!"

"I'm trying!"

Just then, the skull uses a rocket launcher and explodes the door, knocking the girls out. Twilight slides next to Sunset when she hits the wall.

"Twilight?" She tried to wake her up, but she was unconscious.

Then the skull walked towards Sunset, laughing maniacally and aimed her shotgun at her head.

"Any last words…Dump Wheel….?" Before she pulls the trigger and kills Sunset, the lady finally stamps Sunset's Certificate of name change.

"Your name change is complete: Sunset Shimmer." The lady announced.

Twilight slowly regains her consciousness and sees Sunset's Certificate of name change fall on Sunset.

"Huh? Wait. What did you say your name was?"

"Sunset! My name is Sunset Shimmer!"

"Woooohoooo! The skull is back! Now if you'll excuse me, I got what I wanted, so I best be on my way. No hard feelings."

She then walks off leaving the Equestria Girls dumbfounded by what they just saw.

"Well, that came out of nowhere." Rainbow said.

As soon as the skull went outside, she was met with a punch on her face by a swat member. And another swat officer quickly disarmed all of her weapons and handcuffed her.

"Is this the madwoman Miss Celestia?" The officer asked.

"Yes. That was her. Not only did she pack illegal weaponry, but she tried to kill my dear students and also hijack one of my student's Cars!" Celestia told him.

"Very well, Skull, you're under arrest for hijacking, attempted child murder. Anything you say will be against you at court!"

When the policemen leave with the skull in their custody, Celestia and Luna check on their students.

"Are you girls okay?" Luna asked.

"We're good vice-principal Luna, it's finally over now." Rainbow replied.

"And Sunset finally changes her name back." Twilight said.

"Well, I'm glad to hear it." Celestia said, and then turned her attention to Sunset. "Well, I hope you learned something from all of this Sunset Shimmer."

"That's right Principal Celestia and thank you guys for helping me to change my name back."

"What are friends for, Sugarcube? Friends always helped each other no matter what." AJ said.

"Oh, and Sunset, we're sorry we didn't help you to change your name back in the first place. We're just teaching you a lesson after we heard the news about you changing your name." Twilight said.

"It's okay Twilight. I learned my lesson now." Sunset said.

"And if you want to be awesome like me, you could just ask." Rainbow Dash said.

"I'll keep that in mind."

"And next time if you think changing your name is a good idea, don't. End of story." Celestia Said.

THE END

The Graffiti Vandal
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The Graffiti Vandal

The Graffiti Vandal (In the Hood rewrite)

It was morning at CHS and it's only been a week since Sunset Shimmer changed her name into Dump Wheel but later changed back to her real name. We see all door lockers and walls being covered with graffiti, which is vandalism.

Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna had sent Sunset Shimmer and Applejack to clean up the graffiti as they gave them a bucket filled with soapy water and two sponges on it. They were in a hallway which the lockers around them were covered with graffiti too.

"Alright, while we're looking for the real culprit, we need you girls to clean the graffiti on the locker doors. Just make sure you clean all of it." Celestia instructed.

"Clean all of it?" Sunset asked lazily.

"That's right, Sunset Shimmer. All of it now cleans it all while we're finding the real culprit."

Then the two Principals left, leaving the two girls with the bucket they gave them.

"Alright Sugacube, let's get to cleaning." She then sees Sunset slowly doze off, but she clapped her hands to startle her awake. "Yer' shouldn't playin' video games all night, Sugarcube. That ain't healthy."

"I wouldn't mind going back to sleep." Sunset lazily said.

The scene transitions to Sunset Shimmer and Applejack cleaning up the door lockers and walls.

"Ya know what, Sugarcube? If ah find whoever did this and just-AARRGGHH!" Applejack said.

"I know AJ, they're probably sitting around somewhere just laughing at us."

Then Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo came by while Rainbow's hands were covered with orange sauce and her shirt was also stained too.

"Sooo…I heard you guys are cleaning even if you two didn't do it." She said,

The girls turned around and faced her and Sunset said, "Yeah, this is sooo tiring. I'd rather take Pinkie Pie's advice and eat all of the sugar, so I'll be energized to do this until they find the culprit."

"Well, she may be Pinkie Pie but eating that much sugar for breakfast ain't healthy and the best option. Remember what happened last time while we're at the Starswirl festival?" Applejack said. "Plus, ya' shouldn't be up all-night playing video games."

"Don't worry, I'll just go ask the others and see if they can help us find the culprit." Dash said. "It's going to be an easy cake if we stick together. He just got to be around this school."

Applejack noticed Rainbow Dash's stained shirt and her hands were covered with orange sauce.

"Wait a gosh darn minute!" She exclaimed. "Did ya paint this graffiti, Rainbow Dash?"

"Wait, you can't blame it on me! I may be an artist when it comes to art class, but I am no graffiti artist."

Then they became more suspicious when they saw orange stuff on her hands and on her sleeves.

"What is that?"

"What is what?"

"The orange paints on your hands!" Sunset replied.

"This isn't paint, Sunset. It's from the nachos we just had for lunch." She answered.

"How would ah know yer' lyin' or not?"

"Haven't you ever tried nachos? They always hook you up with the extra cheese."

"I reckon ya did this."

"You better watch who you're accusing, AJ. Remember the Anon-A-Miss incident?"

"Hey, this is different from the Anon-A-Miss." Sunset said.

"Well, then don't put the blame on me, I didn't do it!" She said,

"Ah'm sorry Dash, but you did this." Applejack said.

"Girls, what's going on?" A voice came from their Vice-Principal as she and her sister returned to the scene.

"Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna, we know who did the graffiti." Sunset said.

"What? Who?"

She made a gesture towards Rainbow Dash.

"But Principal Celestia, its cheese for those nachos, smells like it!"

"We're not going to smell your fingers, Rainbow Dash. Just tell us the truth, and I'll take your word for it." Celestia calmly said.

"But I am telling you the truth! Principal Celestia, I can't believe all of you to think that the criminal is me!"She said. "Sunset, you have mind-reading powers, back me up!"

But before she could use her empathy powers on her, a can of spray paint fell from her pocket.

"Look, it does spray-paint!" AJ exclaimed.

"Nachos, you say, hmm?" VP Luna asked.

Rainbow Dash became nervous. "Uh…um…that's not mine!"

"Yeah, right, it was in your pocket!" Sunset scolded.

"Uh…okay, alright. I was spray painting, okay? But-"

"But what?"

"But I didn't do the graffiti! I was painting Scootaloo's scooter orange!"

"Really?" Scootaloo asked.

"Then why did you lie about the paint?" Celestia asked.

"Because it was supposed to be a surprise until someone has to be dumb enough and paint all of this!" Rainbow Dash said.

"She's lying!" Another student said,

"No, I'm not!" Rainbow defended.

"I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash. I'm gonna have to suspend you for the whole month."

"What?" She asked in shock.

"You heard me." Celestia replied.

"Are you suspending me, ma'am?!"

"Yes. I mean it."

"If she goes, I go too." Scootaloo intervened.

"What? You're also behind this scheme?"

"Never mind."

"That was really cool, scoots. You want me to stay out for a whole month, Principal Celestia?! Fine!" She threw her school stuff on the ground. "But I'm just going to do something else outside of school! So, I'm not coming back, no matter how much you begged!" She shouted and walked away. "I'll see you later scoots…"

When she walks away, Principal Celestia glanced at the girls.

"Girls, I know it is hard to believe that your friend did this. Believe I know. Right now, you both finished cleaning all of it and have your classes." Celestia ordered.

When the two principals walked away, the girls stood there in shock.

"I cannot believe Rainbow Dash would do this!" Sunset said.

"Neither did I."

Then they heard the sounds of a spray being used and turned around and saw the real culprit wearing a black hoodie with his face being covered and made a run for it.

"What the-Hey! Stop!"

They chased the culprit throughout the hallways, and even shoving many people on his way. Then the culprit jumped through the window and when the girls checked, he was nowhere to be found. Not even on the ground.

"That ain't like Rainbow Dash."

"No Applejack, that's because it wasn't Rainbow Dash." She then let out a big sigh of guilt.

"Oh, man. That do we do?"

"We have to tell Principal Celestia and get her name cleared." Sunset suggested.

Then the girls arrived at her office. "Principal Celestia! It wasn't Rainbow Dash!"

"What are you talking about?" Celestia asked.

"It was this hooded guy! We didn't see that culprit's face, but-"

"Girls, I get it. You two feel bad for Rainbow Dash because she's your friend and I suspended her. I feel bad too."

"Principal Celestia, we're serious. She's innocent!" Sunset said.

"Can ya' check the cameras or something?"

"Hmm…You're absolutely right about that Applejack. But all of the school cameras have been destroyed since this morning."

"Look, we saw the real culprit, but he got away. If you please give us a chance to find him and prove Rainbow Dash's innocence, you cleared her name."

Celestia thought about it for a moment and said, "Okay, I suppose I should give you girls a chance since I assume that you both were telling the truth."

"Thanks Principal Celestia. We'll do what we can!"

When they left the office, Applejack asked; "So what are we going to do?"

"We're going to ask plenty of witnesses in school if they ever know his whereabouts around here." Sunset suggested.

"You got it, Sugarcube."

Then they started to ask each person in the school if they ever witnessed the vandal.

"The great and powerful Trixie has not witnessed a graffiti vandal vandalizing our school!" Trixie said.

"Yep, that's the culprit but I don't know what he looked like." Flash said.

"I believe the last time I saw that mysterious culprit that he was spray-painting in the library." Micro Chips said.

"That no good vandal even sprayed me at ma' face but luckily, I covered my eyes on time!" Apple Bloom said.

After asking people who were witnesses, they decided to find Wallflower to ask one more question if she knows about the culprit. They visited her at the garden of the school and saw watering the plants.

"Hey, Wallflower." Sunset greeted.

"What? Are you coming to have me meet Principal Celestia too?" She asked.

"That ain't it, Sugarcube." Applejack replied.

"Good. Because my lunch for today is just nachos and extra cheese that kid named Scootaloo gave to me after you both accused Rainbow Dash of being the graffiti vandal." Wallflower said.

"About that, do you know anything about who did the graffiti?"

"It could be a townie." She answered.

"Townie?"

"A man who used to rule the school like a tyrant and got expelled before Sunset came to our world." She replied.

"That's probably the guy we saw!" Sunset exclaimed.

"Then I guess you guys have to deal with him. But it's not going to be easy. He strikes without a warning, and he vanishes into thin air. Say, what happened to Rainbow Dash?"

Later at night, we saw Rainbow Dash at Sugarcube Corner, on stage wearing a suit.

"And now for the comedian I know you're gonna like; Rainbow Dash!" The announcer said.

"Good evening, everyone! I have a very important question to all of you; why did a chicken cross the road? It's because that chicken is so dumb that he doesn't watch where he's going!"

But the crowd got bored and none of them were laughing.

"I said; it's because-"

"Get off the stage!" Someone yelled.

Then they started throwing tomatoes at Rainbow Dash and quickly made a run for it.

"Rainbow Dash, wait!" Scootaloo shouted.

Scene transitions to the next day at school, as the Equestria Girls (Except Rainbow Dash) helped clean up the graffiti being marked everywhere around them.

"Thanks for helping us out, guys." Sunset said.

"Oh, no worries darling," Rarity said. "You don't need to mention it."

"So, what are going to do about that mysterious vandal?" Fluttershy asked.

"We find him, catch him, and Rainbow's name is cleared." Sunset replied.

"But what Wallflower warned us yesterday, it's that it ain't goin' to be easy to catch that vandal. Considering he used to enroll in this school and later got expelled before Sunset came to our lives." AJ said.

"You're right. After this, we take action immediately." Twilight said.

Then the townie quickly sprayed paint on a door locker Sunset just cleaned and ran away. And it shows a sloppy portrait of Sunset's face.

"Why is it on me?"

"Let's just say that I'm clueless as you." Twilight said.

"But it doesn't even look like me!"

"Sunset, it's like you're looking into your human counterpart if she's here!" Pinkie Pie said.

Then they hear spray painting sounds, seeing the townie make an offensive portrait of Rarity's face on a wall and quickly run away.

"Excuse me?!" Rarity asked, very offended.

"Come on, let's go!" Applejack says.

A montage begins with the Equestria Girls chasing the townie, but he quickly got away, every time they attempt to catch him red handed.

The chase lasted for 10 minutes, and the girls decided to rest at the band room.

"How does he keep getting away from us?" Twilight asked. Sitting down and letting out a huge sigh.

"I don't know." Applejack replied. "It's like he's just messing with us or something."

Then Scootaloo came by, holding a scooter which was painted orange like Rainbow Dash talked about.

"Hey, Scootaloo, what's up? Sunset asked.

"Not much." She answered. "I heard you guys tried to catch the graffiti culprit, but I assume it's not very easy for you all."

"You think? We got powers! Ah, I want to use our powers!" Applejack said.

"Well if we did, then we'll scare him away and he'll never come back and prove that Rainbow's innocent." Fluttershy said.

Then Sunset thought hard enough until she finally got a better solution. She turned her focus to Pinkie Pie and asked; "Pinkie Pie, can you bring at least 4 buckets filled with orange paint?"

The scene cuts to the very same spot where the situation began. And the entire wall was covered with orange paint while the townie pulled out his spray can.

No class…" He groaned.

When he began painting, Sunset and Applejack opened their eyes.

"Class this!"

Then they tackled him, and the rest of their friends charged from their hiding spots and helped pinning him down on the ground. And when Sunset flipped the townie's hoodie off, his head revealed to be the top of a spray can.

"WHAT THE HECK?!"

Then, the townie pushed the girls off of him as if it was nothing and sprayed at a wall with his head, making a portal.

"Come on. Let's go!"

Then both Sunset and Applejack manage to go through the portal, but the rest didn't make it as the portal shortly shrinks, leaving Pinkie Pie to bump into the wall to where the portal was opened.

"Bummer…" Pinkie Pie said.

Meanwhile, the two girls ended up in a dark room filled with graffiti marks. Then they see the townie on the far side.

"There he is!"

"It ends now!" The townie said, pulling a lever, causing all of his graffiti to come to life.

"Get rid of those girls!" Then he goes inside a white door.

While a weird looking creature was charging towards them.

"Sunset, give ma' the paint brushes!"

She gave Applejack the paint brush and she quickly painted something. But only painted a horrific stickman figure.

"That's a lot harder than it looks…"

The green monster stomps on her painting, and Both Sunset Shimmer and Applejack run for their lives to the white door while avoiding getting killed by those creatures or worse.

"We gotta get to that door!" But then a monster with red arms and its hands has teeth blocked the way and grabbed Applejack.

"APPLEJACK!"

Applejack quickly channeled her geode and used her super strength to resist the grip of the monster and landed on her feet.

"Are you okay, AJ?" She asked, helping her to get on her feet and saw the door. "Look! There it is! C'mon!"

Luckily, Sunset and AJ outrun the monster as they get inside the white door. And all they could see there was nothing but all white.

"Where…are we?"

"It's some sort of white room or something. Just like last time when Vignette trapped us all in that white room together." AJ said.

"But I feel like this is different." Sunset said.

They hit their bellies, feet, and head on something which frustrates them.

"Arrgh, what the heck is all this?! AJ, give me the paint brush!"

Applejack gave her the paintbrush and Sunset painted something that hit her head belly just now, and it reveals to be a T.V

"Sugarcube, that's a T.V."

She turns around and paints another object.

"That looks like a futon!"

"I reckon someone must have lived here."

But before Sunset continued painting, they heard a voice, shouting at them.

"Hey, you, stop it!" Then the townie appears behind the door. "C'mon man! Not the coffee table!"

"Keep painting Sunset!" AJ ordered.

"Don't! What's the matter with you?!"

Sunset stopped painting. "You painted all over the whole school!"

"Ya, but it's different, ya know! It's what I do! My stuff looks good! You, you're just making a mess!" Then Sunset starts painting again. "Alright! Alright! Alright! Take it easy! Take it easy! I'll quit painting your stupid school! Also, I'm from Equestria!"

"Well guess what, townie?" Sunset asked. "I'm from Equestria too! And you gotta admit to our school's principal that it was you!"

"Why?!"

"Cause our friend got suspended for the whole month for what you did!"

"So what?!" Sunset began painting again. "Okay, okay, okay, I'll admit it!"

"And you're going back to Equestria where you'll be behind bars in Princess Celestia's castle dungeons for the rest of your life!"

The scene cuts at the front of CHS, where the Equestria Girls were gathering with the townie, confessing to the school's principals.

"Yeah! That's right! I'm the one who did all of this! I am the graffiti artist!" The townie confessed.

"And I am telling Princess Twilight Sparkle about this!" Sunset said.

"Tough chance!" He then sprays the ground, creating a portal but gets stuck halfway through. "Aw man…"

Then she and Applejack turned their attention to Rainbow Dash.

"We're really sorry that we got you suspended, Rainbow Dash." Sunset apologized.

"Nah, it's alright guys. I'm cool with it." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Well, since the real culprit was caught, I'd like to say that your suspension has been revoked!" Principal Celestia said. "I'll see you back here tomorrow Mrs. Dash!"

"Thanks Principal Celestia." Rainbow said. "But I'll just spend the rest of the day here and help my friends to clean up all of the graffiti that guy made."

"You got it, sugarcube!"

The scene cuts to the Equestria Girls, using their powers in helping to clean up all the locker doors and walls that were painted with graffiti and stuff.

"Sooo, that's got to be one of your craziest adventures, Sunset." Rainbow Dash said.

"You said it, Dash." Sunset replied.

"So, guys, want to eat some nachos for lunch?"

Then each of their responses is either, "Sure," "Why not?" "Okay," "Okey, dokey," "Alright,"

"Awesome!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

THE END

The Master of Laughs
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The Master of Laughs

The Master of Laughs (Prank Callers rewrite)

The story begins with Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo are watching a prank call video in the library in CHS. Watching their prank call idol known as the, "Master of Laughs".

In the video, an old woman's cell phone rings and she picks it up.

"Hello?"

"Oh, yes, this is I-fell tower." (Almost sounded like, "Eiffel tower)

"I-fell tower who?"

"I-fell-tower she-fell tower!" Then Rainbow and Scoots laughed at his prank call. "Oh, yeah! You just got pranked by the master of laughs!"

"Isn't Pinkie Pie the master of laughs?" Scootaloo asked.

"Well she represents the element of laughter." Rainbow Dash replied.

"The Master of Laughs is the funniest thing on the internet, right, Dash?"

"I guess he's pretty funny. But you know what's even funnier than watching prank phone call videos?" She held out her phone from her pocket.

Scootaloo gasped. "Wait! You don't mean…?"

"Oh, I mean it, scoots."

Then the girls rushed to the girl's restroom with Rainbow Dash locking the door and Scootaloo made sure that one other than them was inside.

Rainbow Dash begins to dial Pinkie Pie's number. Pinkie Pie was at the soccer field, doing the "Pinkie Pie way," but stopped when her phone rang and answered the call.

"Hello?"

"Hello, Pinkie Pie."

Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo started to snicker.

"Do you know anything about cupcake guy?"

"Ooh! Is he coming?! Is he coming?!"

"Yes. Just hold on for a collect from…Cupcake guy!"

Twilight Sparkle is doing some chemical experiment inside the chemistry lab until her phone picks it up.

"Hey, Twilight, do you have any friends named; four-eye wonder?"

"Excuse me?"

Rainbow and Scoots laughed again. Twilight hangs up with an angry look on her face.

Cuts to Principal Celestia's office where she was doing her computer work and her phone rang and picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Principal Celestia, you got any books by Yo dada?!"

"Who is this?!"

The two girls laughed at their hardest while Celestia's voice was heard through the phone.

"Whoever you are, I will find you and you'll be serving a whole month of suspension with extra homework!"

"She's still on the phone!" Rainbow laughed.

"She's still on the phone?!"

"She's still on the phone!" Then they laughed like never before and then Rainbow hangs up.

"Oh, Dash, we're the best prank callers ever, aren't we?"

"Yeah, second best." Rainbow Dash replied.

"What? Did you not hear what we just did? We were hilarious!"

"Yeah, we were. But that's just the beginning. There's this someone we haven't prank call on."

Scootaloo gasped. "You don't mean him. Do you?"

"That's right, scoots. Let's do this."

Then they heard someone unlocking the restroom door and it revealed to be none other than Principal Celestia. Giving the two girls a stern glare making them gulp.

"My. Office. Now."

The girls were inside her office with Vice Principal Luna. Principal Celestia shook her head and sigh.

"Look, Principal Celestia, we're really sorry." Rainbow said.

"Yeah, we're just joking." Scootaloo said.

"Well, prank calling a Principal of this school is an offense to this. So instead of giving you two a whole month of suspension and extra homework, you two will be given a week of suspension." Celestia said. "And your suspension starts once the final bell rings. You two are dismissed."

"And before you go," VP Luna added. "We also confiscated your phones so none of you will prank call anyone again. And you'll have them back by the time your suspension is over."

When the girls exit the office, Scootaloo groaned.

"Well how do we suppose to prank the master of laughs, now?"

"Well, let's ask Pinkie Pie for a phone." Rainbow suggested.

Then they found Pinkie Pie on the soccer field still untouched while holding her phone. Believing she's receiving a collect call from, "Cupcake guy."

"Hey, Pie, can we borrow your phone?"

"Oh I would but I'm holding to talk with Cupcake Guy!" Pinkie Pie replied.

"Oh. Well, Pinkie, the truth is we-"

"You can use some phones Twilight had in her locker!"

"Okay. Come on, scoots. Let's go."

Then they found Twilight who's still doing her chemistry experiment in the chemistry room.

"Oh. Hey guys." Twilight said, not amused.

"Hey, Sparkle. Look, if you're angry, then we're sorry about that."

Twilight sighed. "It's fine. So what are you guys doing here?"

"We would like to use some phones you had in your locker. Like Pinkie Pie tells us about." Scootaloo replied.

"Okay. Here are my keys to my locker." She then throws her locker keys to Rainbow Dash.

"Thanks, Twilight. Catch you later!"

She and Scootaloo rushed away from the room. They went to Twilight's locker with Scoots unlocking it with Twilight's keys and saw two old cell phones.

"We hit the jackpot! 70's cellphones are perfect!" Rainbow asked.

"How are a few decades old phones going to help us?"

"Think about it, Scoots. With these babies, no one will ever track us down with their phones!"

"Cool."

"Now C'mon, let's prank the Master of Laughs."

The girls went to the park and wore tinfoil on their heads. "Okay," Scootaloo said. "Let's do this."

"Alright, here we go!"

Then Rainbow Dash dialed the number, and the Master of Laughs picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Yeah, this is, uh, the pizza delivery guy." Rainbow Dash said. "I have 50 pizzas you ordered."

"Sounds great. Bring them over."

"Uh, you ordered 50 pizzas?"

"Yeah, and hot wings. Get here quick, okay? Your mom's totally starving."

"Yeah, uh, I got to go." She hung up.

"You need to do better than that, Dash. I got this." Scoots said. Dialing his number and phone rings again.

"Hello?"

"Hi." Scootaloo said in idiotic voice. "This is john."

"John who?"

"Uh…John…Johninson…?"

"Your name is John Johninson?"

"Uh…yep."

"Well, congrats. That's the stupidest fake name I've ever heard. And what happened to your unfunny fake voice?"

Scootaloo said nothing but went silent.

"Now listen up, stop calling here or I'm going to make you sorry!" Then the MOL hangs up the phone.

"This guy is good. I don't know scoots. I don't think we should do this."

"Oh C'mon, Dash. We got to prank this guy! Do you want to be this guy's daughter, or do you want to be a winner?"

"Okay. Let's do it." She then dials the phone. "Hey, Master of Laughs, this is…"

"Get it." He hung up.

Scootaloo dials the number. "Hey, this is-"

"Heard it." He hangs up again.

RD dials the number again.

"Yeah, hello…"

"Do you get anything original?" He hung up.

"That's it!" Scootaloo dials it again. "It's time to put an end to this junk fest!"

But he hung up.

"Looks like the junk fest got a new number." Rainbow said.

"Yeah right, like your 50 pizzas thing was way better!"

"Whatever, John Johninson, john."

Then the phone suddenly rings.

"Pff, nice try, scoots. I know it's you."

"Uh…it's not me, Dash."

She picks it up and they both listen.

"Is this the Pizza Guy or John Johninson?"

"Uh… both."

"I warned you to leave me alone. Now I'm gonna prank you so hard, you'll be pranked out of your twits! The 1970's called: "They want their cell phones back!"

Then they are sucked into the phones and tumbling through the vortex of phone cables in space with year numbers floating around. Then, they found themselves where before they started to prank call him.

"Where are we?"

"Scoots, I think we're back in the park."

"Are we?"

"What do you mean?"

"Dash, all the trees are, and look at the park bench, it's so new looking. I'm telling you, something's not right here." Scootaloo said.

"How can you tell?"

"Well…" She then noticed a familiar figure. "Hey, that's Apple Bloom's granny, let's go ask her."

The girls walked up to Granny Smith, who's facing in the opposite direction.

"Hey Mrs. Smith. Can please tell Scoots that everything is fine."

"What now?" Then Granny Smith turns around and appears to be much younger. The girls are shocked to see this.

"Why does Granny Smith look so young?" She whispered to her.

"Now then, who are two young women? How do you know my name?"

"Smith. It’s us! Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo."

"But I've never met any of you in my entire life."

"Okay, Scoots. You got a point. Something is going on around here."

"That's not the only thing. Look!" She then points to their surroundings that are 1970s related and such. "We're in the 70's Dash! Mrs. Smith, what year is this?"

"Why, it's 1978, of course." Granny Smith replied.

"See?"

"Scoots, this is bad."

"I know. I don't even like the 70's that much!"

"The only way we're going back is that we prank him harder than he pranks us!"

"Let's do it."

Rainbow Dash dials the phone.

"Hello?"

"The 60's called, they want their-"

"What did I tell you about calling me?!" A bright yellow sparkling cloud comes out of the phone and it morphs into a giant 1970's cell phone with arms and legs. "You couldn't leave me alone. Now you're gonna pay!"

"Hey look, let's not make this go out of control."

"It's too late for that, Rainbow punk!"

"Rainbow Dash?"

"Yeah scoots?"

"Can we run for our lives, now?"

"As much as I'd have to keep you away from danger, let's roll."

The girls began running away from him. Rainbow Dash decided it's not the time to use her super speed since she doesn't want to leave Scootaloo behind. The Master of Laughs is still chasing them and the phone rings and Scootaloo answers. "Hello?"

"The 70's called: They still need more!"

Then their clothes suddenly switched with 70's clothes.

"This sucks!" Rainbow complained. "These clothes are not even cool anymore!"

"How would you know?" Scootaloo argued. "We're not even born yet!"

"Rarity knows a ton of 70's clothing style! It's boring when she's talking about them!"

The phone rings again and Scootaloo picks it up. "Look, we'll do whatever you want! Please leave us alone!"

"Don't ever hang up on me!"

More clothes appeared on the girls and their hairstyle changed. "Scoots!" Rainbow panicked. "Call somebody to help prank this guy!"

"Like who?!"

"Just call somebody!"

Back in the present, the girls were at the park and the 70's phone rang. Pinkie Pie picks it up and answers.

"Hello?"

Pinkie, you gotta help us, we're stuck in the 70s!"

"Who are you talking to?" Twilight asked.

"It's Rainbow Dash and Scootalo. They're stuck in the 1970s." Pinkie replied.

"Oh, really?" She takes the phone from Pinkie Pie. "Hello?"

"Twilight, we need your help! We're stuck in 1978!"

Twilight was not amused. "Very funny Rainbow Dash."

"Oh man, she thinks we're messing with her!"

"What gives me that?!" She takes the phone from her hands. "The 70's called, they want their cell phones back!"

Then the Equestria Girls are sucked into the phone and later appear to be running with the two girls.

"Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo what in tarnation is going on?!" Applejack asked.

"And why are you two wearing those?" Rarity asked. "They're so out-of-fashion."

"No time to explain!" Rainbow Dash replied.

Then a truck pulled over and it turns out to be young Granny Smith, driving it. "Need a right?"

"Hold on a minute. It's that Granny Smith?" AJ asked.

"No time! Hop in!"

The girls quickly get inside with Rainbow and scoots ride shotgun. And Granny Smith stepped on the gas harder to make a quick getaway.

"Okay. We need your help to prank the Master of Laughs!"

"Who?"

"Why did you prank him?" Fluttershy asked.

"And he does sound like a 2nd Pinkie Pie." Sunset said. But then realized what she just said. "No offense, Pinkie."

"None taken." Pinkie said. "But that title stealer is still going to get it for stealing my title!"

The phone rings and Twilight picks it up.

"I'll take care of this." She answers the call. "Hello?"

"Nice ride… But mine is better."

The Master of Laughs summons a limousine, and he is catching up to them.

"Ah' got no time to get chased by a darn limousine again!" Applejack shouted. "Lose him, Granny!"

"Hold on tight, ya'll! This ride is getting bumpy!" Granny Smith shouted.

"Uhh, has this reminded you all the last time you gave us a road trip?" Sunset asked.

"Yes." Rainbow replied.

Granny Smith stepped on the gas, and went into the grass, shortcuts and offroads in hopes of losing him. After they lost sight of him, they stopped by the 70's electronic store.

"Ah' bet we lose him." Applejack said. "How are we supposed to deal with him?"

"I got an idea." Rainbow Dash said.

The girls are back to the park with Rainbow Dash setting up the phone and answering machine on the field and they hide separately.

"Ya' better be sure this works, Rainbow Dash." AJ said.

"It will work, AJ. Trust me. All part of the plan."

Young Granny Smith turned her attention to Applejack. "You seem not too bad. Oh, I wish I could have a granddaughter like you."

"Oh ah' have a strong feeling you will, Granny Smith. Me, Big Mac and Apple Bloom." Applejack said.

The phone rings. The tape recorder turns on with only Rainbow Dash's voice can be heard. "Hello?"

"This is the Master of Laughs telling you-"

"Hello?"

"I said this is the Master of Laughs!"

"Hello, hello, are you there?"

The Master of Laughs appears next to the phone. "I SAID-"But then he realized that he had been psyched.

"Ha, ha! Just kidding. You just got pranked, loser!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Now!"

Then the Equestria Girls pinned him down hard enough for him unable to escape their hold.

"Scootaloo hit the power button!"

"Who's the best Master of Laughs now, jerk-dish?!" She climbs up and presses the power button.

Then the Master of Laughs shuts down and becomes lifeless.

"Now who's the Master of Laughs now, you loser?!" Both Rainbow and Scoots said. But I realized what they just said. "No offense, Pinkie Pie."

"Eh, none taken. But we should all know that the Master of Laughs is me!" Pinkie Pie said.

Then the light shines from the Master of Laughs' speaker. "Hey guys, this could be the way back."

"Wait. That was it?" They turn around and see Young Granny Smith standing there. "Well I guess this is goodbye. I really hope to see you all again."

"Oh you'll see us all in the future." Applejack said.

They wave goodbye and it is about time that the girls went inside the speaker. They're inside a hallway with doors that each have a different year on them.

"One of these doors leads us back to the present."

Twilight noticed on the door that says, 2020. "There it is."

When the rest of the girls went through the door, the true identity of the Master of Laughs attracted Rainbow and Scootalo's attention.

"Wait." The Master of Laughs turns out to be an undead-looking man. "You girls were better than me today, but you can't leave me here. All I ever wanted to do is to make prank calls like you. Was that so wrong?"

"What do you think scoots?"

"I don't know, Rainbow Dash. He tried to kill us."

"Yes. But Sunset turned into a demon but we defeated her and we forgave her, Twilight turned into one as well until Sunset changed her back and forgave her. So, he just got his just desserts but it's time to do the same. Forgiveness is friendship." Rainbow Dash said.

Cut to Sunset's house as she is sitting on her couch playing video games. Her phone rang and she picked it up after she paused the game.

"Hello?"

"1, 2, 3! The 70s called: "They want their couch back!" Then Sunset's couch disappeared. Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo and the Master of Laughs are seen laughing outside of Rainbow's house.

THE END

Celestia Be Gone
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Celestia Be Gone

Celestia Be Gone (Benson Be Gone rewrite)

It was afternoon at CHS where the school Superintendent Strom Storm was inside Principal Celestia's office, looking over the reports that have been happening at CHS lately.

"Destruction during the Fall Formal," He read the reports. "Destruction during the Friendship Games, graffiti marks around the halls, and 500$ worth of prank phone calls, it's ridiculous! What are you doing to your school, Celestia?"

"But sir, none of these incidents is my fault." Principal Celestia said. Pointing at one of her reports, "It's right here in my report."

"Are you the school's Principal, Celestia?"

"Yes sir." She replied.

"Then everything that happens around here is entirely your fault!"

"But sir-"

"Say it."

She went silent for a moment and spoke. "Everything that happens around here is my fault."

Then suddenly, Sunset's car crashed into her office.

"Goodness gracious!" He exclaimed.

She lowered her tint window. "I'm so sorry Principal Celestia. When Twilight modified my car and made some upgrades on the stick shift, well I'm really excited."

"I already told Sunset to take it easy on the stick shift." Twilight said.

"Why do these students purposely crash into your office like it was not a big deal?!"

"But sir I have faith in my students that they never intended to cause vandalism such as what Sunset just did. But she didn't mean to do that when she's already changed since the Fall Formal."

The girls went silent for a moment and Sunset spoke, "This is getting awkward. So, we're going to take off."

"Sunset is careful with the stick shift!" Twilight shouted. But it's too late, as Sunset firmly pulled the stick shift to reverse. Her car flew backwards as if it's being thrown away and later hit a school bus causing it to flip sideways.

"That's it! Tomorrow the entire school is going to have an important meeting at the auditorium! Things will be changed around here!"

The next day, the entire school was sitting at the audience seats as the staff members and the school superintendent Strom storm were on stage with him holding the microphone.

"Okay, I know you're wondering why we're having an important meeting here today. So, this meeting will be short and nothing else after this. So, your school's former Principal, Celestia, is being demoted."

"Say what?!" Snips asked in surprise.

"Everyone, I would like you to meet Discord. He'll be taking over Celestia's duties as the principal of this school."

Then a man shows himself, wearing a black suit. (You know that this is his counterpart. So, you all get the picture) Taking the microphone from the Superintendent's hand.

"Thank you, Mr. Superintendent Strom Storm, first I like to thank Celesta for agreeing to step down from her position."

"What?"

"I know this school has many umm, supernatural occurrences but we're here now, and we're going to make this school a better place with the Discord way! Well. I would like to call myself, Principal Discord of Canterlot High."

"And Celestia will be a teacher for advanced physics class as well." Strom storm added.

"Wait, what?"

Meanwhile, the meeting was over, and the students were continuing their normal day at school. Well…let's just say that Principal Celestia is quite shocked of being demoted as she was standing there in the advanced physics classroom for almost an hour. Her students were watching her, but none of them ever dared to speak or raise their hand for permission to use the restrooms. But then, Rainbow Dash decides to break the silence.

"Umm, Mrs. Celestia, are you standing there or what?"

"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity scolds. "Clearly, the poor woman must have disliked the decision of being demoted!"

"But Celestia really missed the old days of being a teacher." Twilight said.

"Well maybe being the principal of this school meant so much more to her." Fluttershy said.

"I…I can't do this." She finally spoke.

Then the bell rang and the students silently went outside except for her and the Equestria Girls.

"Look, we know you're bummed out about getting demoted, but if you give it a chance then you'll see it's not that bad." Sunset offered.

"Thanks Sunset but…I don't know what to think."

"You're just in a bad mood. Look, how about a teacher/student bonding to get your mind off of it."

"Yeah, we'll just chill and have some fun around here!" Rainbow added.

"Like going to the library, reading books, doing history reports." Twilight suggested.

"Or feeding the animals outside," She suggested. "You'd like to give her a treat."

"Besides, we only got 2 hours before our next class starts. You go back to teaching after we have a great time." AJ said.

Celestia thought about it for a moment and finally she looked at the girls and gave them a smile. "I guess we'll give it a try. As long as there is no other equestrian magic involved as a threat or something."

The montage begins with the woman hanging out with her magical students doing the things they'd like to do. That includes doing a chemistry experiment with Twilight, beating Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash in a game of stick hockey table (Which was owned by Mr. Cranky) And so one. The montage ends with Celestia in a good mood and having a great time.

"So how do you feel?"

"I feel great!" She replied.

"Now that you're in a good mood and give it a chance, does that mean you'll be teaching advanced physics now?"

Celestia laughed. "No."

The girls were surprised by her reply.

"Wait, what?" Twilight asked. "But you need to get back to teaching eventually."

"Yeah right, I'm never going to teach again."

"No seriously, you need to start teaching. Principal Discord's coming!" Then Discord approaches the group.

"Ha, what's he going to do?"

"Girls, the bell rings in a few minutes and I'm expecting you all to be in your next class." Discord said sternly.

"Oh uh, we're just about to!" Sunset replied. "Umm, Mrs. Celestia, I think it's time to be in the advanced physics classroom right now!"

But she didn't listen as she leaned against the wall. "I'm not teaching anything."

"Celestia, why did you not wish to teach the youth?"

"Cause I don't feel like it."

"Get back to work or I'll fire you!"

"Yeah? Do it!"

Discord was taken by this. "Excuse me?!"

"I've wasted my whole life dealing with troublemakers in this school. So, I'm not wasting another second of work from you." She then shrugs. "So go ahead and fire me."

"Okay Celestia, you're fired!"

Then Celestia shouted. "Oooohh!" not like the Celestia they knew. "Well girls, this is it! Thank you all for everything!"

"But wait, this is not what it's supposed to be like!"

"Well suit yourselves I guess."

When she's gone, her expression becomes a somewhat evil look and looks at the girls. "Go to class!" Then the girls rushed to their next class and turned her attention to Flash. "You with the blue hair put that guitar down and go to class!" She then points at Trixie. "And you! Go to class and stop slacking off!" She runs off to her classroom. "GO TO CLASS! GO TO CLASS! GOT TO CLASS!"

Then the entire school is being told as they now feared him, especially the Equestria Girls.

"I don't want to study under Principal Discord anymore!" Rainbow Dash said.

Then Sunset somehow grows Discords hair. "Yeah, I know."

They noticed that her hair had changed.

"Sunset?" Applejack asked.

The scene transitions to outside of CHS where Celestia was sitting by the destroyed Wondercolt statue.

"Ah, jobless. Not a worry in the world." Then a piece of paper landed on her. "Take that piece of trash for example. Normally, I do my duty as the principal of this school and pick it up, but I say I like to be someone else's problem, like nature's."

She blew the piece of paper away as she sighs. Then she sees a hobo sitting next to her.

"You said it sister. Who needs something like a job?"

"Right."

"What does a job get to ya? Some lousy money so you can buy things?"

"Yes."

"My name is Roxanne by the way." She introduced herself.

"And I'm-"

"I know who you are, Celestia. Former school's Principal, now full-time slacker."

"How did you know?"

"Used to be a school's Principal somewhere at Canterlot West High, and just like you, I gave it up for a life of slacking. The garbage compost is my pillow, the grease on my face is my shower." Celestia realized that she'll be a hobo without a job. "Yes, ma'am can't beat the life of a slacker, I'm proud to be the one to welcome you to your new life." But then Celestia runs off. "Hey! Where are you going?"

"I gotta get my old job back!"

She went back inside and walked to the hall to the office and stopped when she saw Discord's back.

"Discord, I need my old job back." Then he turns around and it shows that Sunset Shimmer has turned into a Discord look-alike and so does Pinkie Pie.

"Celestia, you're here!" She exclaimed.

"What did she do to you?" She asked, walking towards them.

"Well, the more we do what she says, the more we turn into her and now we're all Principal Discords!" Pinkie explained.

"He must've been corrupted by Equestrian magic, and he uses it on all of us!"

"Well can't you all change back to normal?"

"We can't. Our geodes powers can't be activated like this!"

"Then you two needed to stop doing what he says!"

"We can't."

"Why not?"

"It happened." Discord's voice was heard behind her back. "And why on earth did you come back here?"

"You're turning them into you, you can't do that! And because of you, they can't use their geodes powers to free themselves! And this is not how you manage students!"

"Well, it's too late now!" He hissed. "As long as these magical girls can't use their magic, nothing can stop me!"

"You're right. They may not use their geodes like this, but there's one true magic that still remains in them. The Magic of Friendship!" She then gave them their instruments. "Girls, I want you two to play your instruments!"

"But we're supposed to go to class!" They argued.

"Play your instruments, now!"

Then the girls are playing their instruments and it's working, as the magic of friendship slowly changes back to normal. "Play harder! Come on!" Then for the most part, they finally morph back into their normal selves and at the same time, they transform into their pony-up forms. Discord was not pleased seeing this.

"That's it! Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie, go back to class!"

"No, you don't, keep playing and embrace your magic inside you!"

Then all students went to see the commotion and they're all Discord-ized.

"Look!" Sunset pointed out as she looked at all of her friends In Discord form. "Flash, Wallflower, Trixie, Micro Chips, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Derpy, and our friends too! Discord must've turned them into Discords too!"

"Turn that off and go to class!" Derpy commanded.

"I don't think so." Celestia said. "Equestria Girls get your instruments now and start playing!"

Then the girl's despite in their Discord forms pick up their respective instruments and start playing and their magic helps morph back into normal and change into their pony-up forms.

"Okay girls, time to change them back to normal as well!" Sunset said.

The rest nodded and faced the crowd and blasts a wave of the magic of friendship to all of them as it turned them back to normal.

"Hey, they did! We're back to normal!" Flash shouted. Then the rest of the crowd shouted and cheered at the Equestria Girls. But the moment was ruined as Discord growled like a monster and flew upwards above the building and then formed into a more monstrous demon than Sunset, Twilight's demon form.

"GO TO CLASS!" He shouted.

Celestia shielded all of her students. "Don't listen to him!"

"NOOO! THERE IS ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH STUDENTS LIKE YOU!" She walks back and later comes back and holds a house. "IMMEDIATE EXPULSION!"

"He's going to kill us all!" Scootaloo shouted.

Celestia then turned her attention to the girls. "Girls, you know what to do."

"You got it!" Rainbow said.

Then the Equestria Girls joined hands and their geodes vibrated and transformed into their crystal guardian forms and used the Magic of Friendship to defeat demon Discord once and for all.

Few moments later, they found Discord sitting outside of CHS with everyone looking at him and Celestia up front. He looked up with tears streaming from his eyes.

"I'm so sorry." He said. "I just want to be a principal of a school and manage students with discipline…but I didn't mean to go this far…"

Celestia firmly pulled him up and gave him a smile. "It's okay. Two of my students have been where you are. Going by their experiences, they'll forgive you."

Then Superintendent Strom storm who saw the whole thing and approached them.

"I saw everything." He said. Then he looked at Celestia. "Maybe demoting you didn't seem to fix this school as well."

"Hey, everything that happens here is my fault before I get demoted." She replied. "But that's all in the past. It's best we move on and keep on making this school a better place."

"Hmm, I suppose you're right." He said.

"So does that mean I-"

"Yes. You can have your old job back as the principal of this school." He turned his attention to Discord. "And as for you Discord, you can be as strict as Celestia and her sister but using magic is not the answer. So, instead of firing you, I'm demoting you to be an advanced physics teacher. How's that sounds."

He thought about it for a moment. "Well…Advanced physics is my favorite subject, and it will always be!"

"Group hug!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

"Glad that things turned back the way they used to be." Sunset said.

THE END

Rainbow Dash's Body
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Rainbow Dash's Body

Rainbow Dash's Body (Rigby's Body rewrite)

Applejack and Rainbow Dash were walking around the streets holding a box of candy and more sugar treats. The farm girl was not very happy about this.

"This is boring." She complains.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Rainbow asked.

"It means that the next time we get to do something for our family's debt problems, 'ah get to choose, why did ya picked the candy selling task? This is like the worst errand ever, Rainbow Dash!"

"I think it's the funnest errand ever." Rainbow Dash defends.

"Ya don't really think that. Ya just don't want to admit that you're wrong."

"Why would I admit something I'm not?"

"Rainbow, seriously, this is more boring than watching 'ya trying to read fandom." Applejack said.

"Is it more boring than your face?"

"Ah don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face, ya' noob!"

"You're the noob!"

"No, ya' a noob!"

The two began fighting until Pinkie Pie shows up and sees the commotion. "Applejack, Rainbow Dash, stop," She pleaded. "We can all be noobs!"

They quickly let go of each other dust themselves off. "Oh, hey Pinkie Pie."

"So, how do you like being the guardians of the sweets?" She asked with an excitement.

"Oh, it's awesome!" Rainbow claims.

"This errand is boring." Applejack disagreed.

The two began fighting again, but not until Pinkie Pie caught their attention. "But Applejack, don't you like free sweets?"

She stops fighting with Rainbow Dash upon hearing the question what Pinkie just asked her. "What?"

"When I do this errand, all the sweets are free! Bye, bye!" She then walks off.

They looked at the boxes their carrying, and quickly take them to Rainbow's house too far from where they are just now. And placed on the table and started shoving sweets into their mouths.

"I guess this means I was right about this errand." Rainbow said.

A montage began, with the duo eating a variety of sweets and sugar and desserts. At the end, the living room was mess, both Applejack and Rainbow Dash is sick from overeating.

"Ah' need to eat something healthy, like salad or something."

"What?! Are you kidding? AJ, all these treats are free, Applejack." Rainbow said. Stop from vomiting. "Trust me. If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time."

"Oh, if we eat more, we'll feel better. Rainbow Dash, think 'bout this for a just a minute."

"Think? I'm not listening to a cowgirl who was wrong about that errand being cool. No, I think I'd rather listen to an awesome who's right all the time. Me." she said. Holding a donut mixed with sugar dust, chocolate sauce and strawberry sauce, and coffee dust. And eat it.

Meanwhile, the Rainbooms just finishing practicing at Rainbow's garage and ready to hit the road. While Applejack decided to stay and eat some salad inside the dining room. "Ahh. Ah' feel so much better."

"So do I." Rainbow said. Put a donut with other biscuits inside the blender and starts to blender, grinding all the food into juice. She drinks it, causing her stomach to grumble.

"Rainbow, I'm telling 'ya. If 'ya keep eating like that, 'ya body is goin' to abandon ya'."

"Shut up!"

"Whatever. 'Ah just trying to help. Don't say 'ah didn't warn 'ya." Applejack said, as she packed her guitar and leave.

"I showed her." Rainbow Dash said, putting a donut in her mouth.

A split second later, Rainbow Dash is rolling on the floor in pain. "Why isn't more food working?!" Her stomach growled again, causing her to scream in agony. She tries to pick the same donut she hadn't took a bite. "One more should do it…"

She then loses control of her hands, and it was pulling her face. Pull her to her feet, pulling her around the dining room. Her hands were pulling really hard, and her pupils disappeared. "What are you doing?!" Her hands keep pulling, thus injecting Rainbow Dash as a light blue blob of consciousness.

"Aww, let me back in!" She begged.

But her body shoves and runs off.

"Wait! Come back!"

She tries to go after her body, but stumble into a bucket on the floor. "Oh well. I'm just going to chill in this bucket!"

The next morning, Applejack visited Rainbow Dash's house and look around for Rainbow Dash. While hearing voices from the dining room.

"Hello? Hello?"

She sees a light blue blob inside the bucket. "Aw gross! What the apples is that?!"

"Ha, ha! Who's the loser now, Applejack?"

She then realized that light blue blob was her friend. "Wait…Rainbow Dash?!"

"AJ, in your face! I was right! My stomach doesn't even hurt anymore!"

"That's because 'ya don't even have a body anymore! Rainbow, this is bad!"

"Yeah, if by bad you mean awesome like me! Now dump some cheese puffs into the trash can! I'm starving!"

Applejack carried the bucket with Rainbow Dash in it. "Let's get you to Twilight. She'll know how to fix this."

Meanwhile at Twilight's house, she was examining Rainbow Dash as a light blue blob.

"What happened to her body?" She asked.

"Ah don't know. It like, ditched her or something from eating too much junk food." Applejack answered.

"Well, it looks like it's not that big deal, if she doesn't mind being a bodiless consciousness for the rest of her life."

"It's cool. I don't mind."

"What?! No! Rainbow Dash, please think 'bout this!"

"Since when does being a right make you a-"

But Applejack puts a lid on the bucket. "Twilight, what do we do? We can't let her leave like this."

"I saw this happened to someone back at Crystal Prep. You have till sunset to get it back. You know where it is?" She asked.

"No."

"Then we have to go find it. Let's go."

The duo walked towards to the door leaving Rainbow Dash. "We'll be right back Rainbow Dash, just stay put." Then they left.

"What? Where you guys going? At least shove some nachos into my trash hole. Guys?"

Few minutes later, Rainbow Dash used all her might to get the lid off of the bucket she was in. "I guess it's kinda hard to move without my body." She then sees a hockey stick and roller blades (The one she gave to Twilight on her birthday) then, she comes up a better idea.

Applejack and Twilight hid behind the bushes and saw Rainbow Dash's body eating a plate full of salad.

"What's it doing?"

"Eating a salad." Twilight answered. "Rush her on a count of three. 1, 2, 3-"

Rainbow Dash arrives with the tape from the hockey stick strapped to the roller skates and her bucket. "Hey, guys! What's up?"

Rainbow's body stops eating the salad and runs off.

"No!" Applejack and Twilight shout.

"We told you to stay put!" Twilight scolds.

"Rainbow Dash, ya scared it away!" Applejack shouts.

"Oh, don't worry about that." Rainbow said. "Remember how I said I didn't need it? Well, I was right again! Check it!"

She then wheels forward and backward much to Applejack's horror.

"Ah can't believe you! Just stay put!" She then storms off.

When they left, Rainbow Dash gets bored. "All this being right is making me hungry."

Meanwhile, the Canterlot Movie Club, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are relaxing in Sugarcube Corner.

"Nothing starts the break without some refreshing beverage. Ain't that right fellas?" Apple Bloom asked with her friends nodded in agreement.

Scootaloo then hear something. "Wait. What was that?"

Through the window, they saw Rainbow Dash as blue blob in a bucket, skating to the front entrance. And slams the doors.

"Give me some snacks!" Rainbow shouted.

"What are you?!" Sweetie Belle asked terrified.

"It looks like bucket of blue goo." Scootaloo observes.

"What?! It's me, Rainbow Dash!"

"Oh, man! That boot with wheels stole my sister's voice!"

"No, I didn't steal anything."

"You're not stealing these voices. C'mon guys, let's bail!"

The CMC club members quickly made a run for it from Sugarcube Corner.

"It's me, Rainbow Dash! Aww, man."

Meanwhile, Twilight picks up the eaten salad. "She's close. I'll take care of the body. You go find Rainbow Dash; we don't have much time." She then looks up the sky and the sun were slowly setting.

Applejack walked past by Sugercube Corner while looking for Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Where is she?" She then sees her little sister along with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle carrying weapons; Apple Bloom is carrying a small wooden plank, Scootaloo holds a paddle and wears a helmet, and Sweetie Belle holds Rarity's mirror as a shield.

"Hey, have ya'll seen Rainbow Dash?"

"No," Scootaloo Answered. "Have you seen a magic garbage can? We need to beat the living-"

"Magic garbage can? That was Rainbow Dash! Your sister!"

"Wait, what?"

"Oh, so I guess that makes sense." Sweetie Belle said.

"So ya saying that blue goo Rainbow Dash? Big sister, what's going on?" Apple Bloom asked.

"No time to explain! Which way did she go?"

They hear Rainbow's scream few feet away as a trash collector dumped Rainbow Dash into a garbage truck. "RAINBOW DASH!"

Then Rainbow Dash was stuck inside a garbage truck.

"Augh! This is not what I want to give myself some time!" She said and starts to scream for help. "Help!"

"No-one can hear you."

"Who's there?"

Then she sees a talking basketball coming out from the darkness. "Don't worry; just another bodiless consciousness. Whoa! Hey, did you work way too hard too?"

"No. I ate too much junk food."

"Yep, that'll do it. Me? I was a female triad member. I could have gone pro. My boss keeps on telling me, "If you kept on pumping miniguns like that, your body is going to abandon you!" I told him she was full of it! But I didn't get my body back in time and now look at me; stuck with a basketball for a body."

"Well, my body is still good."

"Wait, your body is still good? Then what are you doing here, dummy?"

"Hey! Who you calling a-"

"You must not want it. May I take it?"

"No way, bro!"

But the basketball runs away. Don't worry, I'll find it. So long sucker!"

"No!" Rainbow was upset. But then the trash door opens and reveals to be Applejack.

"Applejack! You were right and I was wrong! I'm sorry for being so stubborn please helped me get my body back!" She begged.

"Don't worry, Rainbow. We can still get it back on time. Even if we mess up, ya always got this!" Applejack said, holding her skate-can.

"But seriously, I need my body back."

Applejack pulled out her phone and called Twilight. "Twilight, I found Rainbow Dash."

"I found the body, but you better come quickly. We'd got a problem."

The scene cuts to the front of Canterlot High, where Rainbow's body, in a triad outfit, tries to lift a dumbbell. But immediately drops the weight. The triad's essence ejects from Rainbow's body. "Body, you're worthless! I can't believe you can't even lift a single dumbbell!"

"Hey! What are you doing with my body?" Rainbow asked. With Applejack and Twilight on her side.

"Oh, it's you!" Morphs back into Rainbow's body. "What do you think? Pretty cool, right?"

"No, not pretty cool. You dressed me up like a loser!"

"Aw, no wonder your body left you. Look, I've been tired of using that basketball for the rest of my life. There's got to be purpose on this body."

"Give me back my body!"

"Finders keepers, losers weepers."

"Applejack!" Twilight shouts.

"We tried in a nice way." Applejack intervenes. "Now we do it in the apples way."

The triad member looked at her nervously and run off. "So long suckers!"

The girls chased the member down through town and with her being inside Rainbow's body she uses her super speed to get away from them.

"I forgot that her geode is still with her so she's too fast." Twilight says.

Then, Sunset, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity pull alongside in Sunset's car. "Are you having a game, noobs?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"I really wish you wouldn't teach her those words." Rarity said.

They then jumped into the car, with Twilight at the back, holding Rainbow Dash, while Applejack took over the wheel and hit the gas hardly.

Then the chase continues downhill. And they are getting closer and closer to her body.

"I'll take it from here!" Rainbow said.

"Rainbow Dash, no!"

But it's too late. She dived forwards to her body, tumbling downside of the road. "It's too steep. We'll have to go around!" Twilight says.

Further down the road, they emerge from the bushes and started fighting.

"Give me back my body!" Rainbow shouted.

"No! Get off me!"

She somehow merged back into her body. "Get out of my body!"

The two essence pops out of her body and continue to wrestle her. "No! You get out of my body, America!" The triad's essence throw's Rainbow's essence at the car, hitting the windshield. Applejack blindly runs into Rainbow's body, sending the triad's essence flying to the sky to a nearby playground, where lands on the seat of the swings and becomes one with it. A fat child walks to it and sit on it. "Aww, dang it!"

"Guys, we did it! Rainbow Dash cheered. "I got my body back!"

"Are you sure you still want it?" Fluttershy asked.

"I don't know, it looks pretty beaten up." Pinkie Pie said.

"I'm so sorry body me, I promise I will never treat you like that again." Rainbow Dash said to her body.

"Quick! Before the sun sets!" Twilight warns.

Rainbow Dash took a deep breath and morphs back into her body. And her pupils appeared again.

"Rainbow Dash?" Sunset asked. "Are you alright?"

Then Rainbow Dash screamed in pain.

Meanwhile at CHS, the Equestria Girls were relaxing at the band room after what happened yesterday. With Rainbow Dash sitting on a wheelchair and cast on her left arm and her right leg.

"You're right Applejack the candy selling errand is pretty lame after all." She spoke.

"Oh. About that. Those sweets aren't free." Applejack informs.

"What?"

"Turns out only Pinkie Pie gives them away for free."

"Pinkie Pie?"

"Yeah. And I guess we're supposed to do odd jobs for the next six weeks just to pay it all."

"Aww, noob!"

THE END

Ello Los'er
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Ello Los'er

Ello Los'er (Ello Gov'nor rewrite)

The story begins at a movie store, where an employee is dancing around the front entrance. Wearing an Eiffel tower outfit.

"Movies!" The employee said. "Rent your movies!"

Then Apple Bloom comes out of the store, holding a movie case and accidentally bumps into him.

"Oh, ah'm sorry 'bout that mister." Apple Bloom said. "And what's wit' that outfit?"

"It's a costume." He replied. "They make me wear it."

Meanwhile at the Sweet Apple Acres, it was nighttime. The apples are preparing for a movie night in the living room.

"All right ya'll, ah' got the popcorn!" Applejack said.

"And ah' got the movie!" Apple Bloom said, showing the movie case.

"Wait, I thought we were watching cowgirls in the west." Big Mac said.

"C'mon ya'll so that movie a lot of times. Ah' got something better, look." She then shows the movie for Applejack to read the title of the movie case.

"Ello Los'er?" She read.

"Yeah sis, it's Japanese. Check it." She then reads the back of the movie case. "A Japanese limousine (Known as the Toyota Century) is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly rich people who murdered him. Get a ride…or be roadkill."

"No sis, not another horror movie! Last ah' had to walk ya' to the bathroom every night for a week!" Applejack said.

"Besides, that movie is too much for you to handle." Granny Smith said.

"C'mon ya'll, it'll be different. This one is old and cheesy. It's quite funny!"

"Are you sure you can handle it?" Big Mac asked.

"It's black and white color. Come on." She replied.

"Hmm…Alright."

Then Applejack closed the lights and Apple Bloom put the tape into the VCR. And the movie started.

"See, ain't this fun?"

"Ah gotta admit, this movie ain't half bad." Applejack said.

In the black and white movie, we see a rich boy inside a classroom, focusing on his textbook. When he flips the page, he could see a tire print engraved in it.

He then gasps and hears a sound of an engine of the Toyota Century, and he looks at the window and sees the Toyota Century.

"Ello, Los'er!"

Then the Toyota Century drives through the window and killing every single person in the classroom instantly.

Applejack just laughed at it while Granny Smith and Big Mac felt a bit tired. But for Apple Bloom, she began to feel scared. The next scene is a woman inside the bathroom as she closes the cabinet, she sees the Toyota Century through the reflection of the mirror.

"Ello, Los'er!" Then the Japanese Limo killed her on-screen.

Then the apples (Except Apple Bloom) yawned in boredom while Apple Bloom became really scared and hugged a pillow.

In the movie, an old man was walking in the streets alone at night and heard the limo's engine.

"Ello, Los'er!"

The man tries to get away, but the Toyota Century eats him and spits out bones from the engine. And then kill more people.

All she could hear is screams of people dying under the hands of the Toyota Century and witnessing the people in the movie dying horribly with gruesome violence. This goes for like two hours until the movie's story comes to an end. The rest of her family were sleeping the entire time, so they missed the whole movie.

As the movie finished, Applejack was startled to awake.

"Huh? Is it over?" She then turns off the T.V "Sis that was so cheesy. I mean, what was up with the limo? Ma' friend Rarity had one of those but not how it behaves in the movie. Was it supposed to be evil or normal but haunted by a ghost? Controlling the limo or what?"

Meanwhile, Applejack is sleeping in her room while Apple Bloom tries to sleep but quickly stands up and looks at the window and sees no Limo there. But when she takes a look again it's there.

"Applejack!"

She runs out of her room to her sister's and quickly opens the door and sees Applejack sleeping on her bed. She runs to her and shakes her to wake her up.

"Applejack! Wake up! Wake up!"

Applejack sits up and the Toyota Century comes out of her body and comes towards Apple Bloom.

"Ello, Los'er!"

Then Apple Bloom wakes up screaming at the top of her lungs. Applejack quickly opened her door and turned on the lights.

"Apple Bloom, are ya' alright?!"

"Ah'm having nightmares big sis!" Apple Bloom replied.

"Applejack sighs and said, "the only thing ah' could tell you is to dream of something else. Dream of ya'r a cowgirl or something, okay?"

"Okay, thanks big sis."

"Don't mention it. Goodnight, Apple Bloom."

Applejack turned off the lights and went back to her own room to sleep. Apple Bloom laid down drifting into a deep sleep while murmuring "I'm a cowgirl," or anything like that.

In Apple Bloom's dream, she was wearing a cowgirl sheriff's outfit, walking around a ghost town area in the middle of the desert.

"They say this desert's tough. But ah'm tougher." She then walks to a dead end alleyway, and an outlaw follows her while holding a knife.

"You walked down the wrong alley, copper!"

Then Apple Bloom pins him against the wall.

"You fought the law…and the law one!" When she's about to punch him, headlights flashed both of them and the source of these lights came from the Toyota Century.

"Ello, Los'er!"

"Oh no, please don't!" She begged.

"I'm going to bite you on the neck!"

Then the Japanese Limo drives towards her and runs over her, startling her from her nightmare.

Apple Bloom woke up and screamed again, and Applejack quickly opened her door.

"Apple Bloom, what's wrong?!"

"It's that stupid Japanese Limo!" She replied. "It's all up inside ma' head!"

AJ groaned. "Ah knew it. Ah knew this would happen! Ah told ya we shouldn't watch that horror movie!"

"Ah' know. I'm sorry, big sis."

"It's alright, sis. For the rest of the night, ah'm going to sleep with you to assured you that no darn Japanese limousines are comin' after ya." She then sat down beside her sister and lie down with her. She wrapped her arms around her to make her feel comfortable and they fall asleep.

However, this didn't work, every minute Apple Bloom would just wake up screaming. This continued until morning came. Then Apple Bloom screamed again as she woke up, this time her scream attracted the rest of her family's attention. As Granny Smith opened the door with an irritating look.

"What sweet apples are going on here?"

Applejack yawned and rubbed her eyes. "Apple Bloom's was just freaked out by this darn Japanese movie we watched last night."

"Well, Apple Bloom you better get ready for today because it's Scootaloo's soccer match against the opposition from another country at CHS soccer field! And you're going to support her and her team!"

"Wait, ain't their opposition is some Japanese soccer team?"

"The opposite team from Japan is called "Ninjitsu FC". They're pretty tough because they're ninjas."

Applejack gasps as she gets an idea. "Will Japanese people be there too?"

"Ah just said it's a soccer manage between Scootaloo's team and Ninjitsu FC." She replied.

The scene transitions to CHS soccer field. Scootaloo's team were struggling much because the away team are basically ninjas and they are too OP, and the scoreboard is 5 for Ninjitsu FC and 0 for Scootaloo's team.

Sure enough, Japanese people are there too.

"See AB, there's nothing to be afraid of. AJ said. "See how calm and confident these Japanese people are? Even if they're overpowering Scoots and her team?"

Then the Japanese people came to the apple sisters and Apple Bloom became scared because of their way of greeting her. Suddenly, the Toyota Century appears.

"Ello, Los'er!"

Apple Bloom screamed and ran away as fast as she could. While in reality, it's still normal and the away team scored another goal.

"Apple Bloom! APPLE BLOOM!" But it's too late. She's no longer in her sight. Rarity and Rainbow Dash walk up to Applejack. "Ah' knew we shouldn't watch that darn car movie!"

"She's scared of cars now?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"No, just Japanese limos." She replied.

"A Japanese limo?" Rarity asked. "Oh darling, what a silly notion, my Toyota Century isn't frightening at all."

"Wait, Sugarcube, you own a Toyota Century?"

"Of course, darling!" Rarity replied.

Meanwhile, Apple Bloom was with her sister and Rarity. Standing in front of her house.

"What are we standing here for?" She asked.

"Something that is going to get rid of ya' fears." AJ replied.

"Oh, my driver is here!" Rarity said. A limousine pulled over but it's not the same exact limo Applejack was expecting. "Here she is! Isn't she a beauty?"

Applejack whispered to her. "What the heck is that, Rarity? Ah thought ya' said you had a Japanese Limo!"

"A Japanese Limo? Oh darling, I thought you said a long-stretched limo!"

"But that Limo ain't Japanese."

"Japanese? My Limo is no coward, I guarantee you that!" She said,

AJ sighs. "Never mind. So, Apple Bloom, ready to go for a ride?"

"In that thing?! No way!"

It's not even a Japanese Limousine! Come on!"

"I don't care! A limo is a limo!"

"It'll be fun. We all just go for a ride!" AJ said.

"Uhh, Rarity may ah' used your bathroom?"

"Why of course, Darling. But be back in a minute, dear."

Cuts to the bathroom where Apple Bloom is washing her hands and pulls out a toilet paper and stops when she sees a tire print on it. She looks up to the mirror and sees the Toyota Century.

"Ello, Los'er!"

She gasps and quickly runs from the bathroom and her phone rings. She picked it up and answered whoever was calling her.

"Ello, Los'er!"

She screams and throws her phone on the ground and quickly runs back outside and goes into the back of the limo.

"Let's go, let's go! Drive!"

Then the two girls went inside and sat beside her while Rarity's driver drove them away.

"What?! What is it?!"

"That Toyota Century, sis! It's following me!"

"Sis, come on! Yer' just seeing things!"

"No!" Apple Bloom argued. "It was the Japanese Limo, and it was real!"

"So, it came out from the horror movie then?"

"Ah' don't know! Maybe!"

"Alright, alright. Yer' safe for now. Rarity's driver will just drive us around for a bit." Applejack said.

"Oh, indeed." Rarity agreed.

Sometime later, the driver is driving into the woods at nighttime. Applejack falls asleep, while Rarity is busy brushing her hair.

"Wait, where are we going?!" Apple Bloom asked.

"Now, now Darling. My driver always drives deep into the woods only if I want to clear my mind. Fluttershy must love this scenery." Rarity said.

During the rest of the drive, Apple Bloom could only see that the trees are giving her the evil look and it is scary. What scares her is that she caught the small appearances of the Toyota Century. And after a minute, the limousine stopped working.

"Why are we stopping?! What's going on?!"

"Mrs. Rarity," Her driver said. "It seems that we've run out of gasoline."

"Oh no, oh no, this isn't good!" She shouted. "He's coming and we're stuck here! Applejack!"

Applejack screams as she wakes up. "What, what is it?!"

"We ran out of gas, and he's coming after me!" She ducks on the ground.

"Come on Sugarcube, we gotta get out and push." Applejack said.

"No! I'm staying here!" Apple Bloom shouted.

"Alright, Rarity, her driver and I will push you back to town then." Then she and Rarity exit the limo, same goes for the driver as the three of them push the limo back from the front.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, not back this way!" She then sees the headlights from the Toyota Century driving towards them. This time, it was real. "No, no, no, no, no!"

Then the three saw the headlights but didn't see what car it was.

"All right, help!" AJ exclaimed.

"About time." Rarity said.

Then Apple Bloom exits the limo running away and screaming.

"Apple Bloom!" She looks back and it turns out that it was the real Japanese Limo. The Toyota Century.

"Ello, Los'er!"

"OH, MY SWEET APPLES, IT'S REAL!" She shouted. "RUN RARITY!"

The two girls ran away but the driver was left behind, as he nearly got run over by the Toyota Century and began chasing the three girls.

They tried to lose the Toyota Century on foot but it's still on their tail. The Toyota Century drives faster, and Applejack looks back while running and sees the Japanese Limo was about to hit Rarity.

"Rarity, look out!" She drags Rarity out of the way in the nick of time. But the Japanese Limo is still going as it's chasing Apple Bloom. "Oh no! It's going after Apple Bloom! We gotta help her!"

"Apple Bloom!"

Apple Bloom, still running for her life. While running she could hear the voices from the Toyota Century. "I'LL END YOU!"

Apple Bloom ends up in a dead end and the Japanese Limo corners her. "WHERE YOU ARE FREAKING GOING?!"

The limo corners her to a tree.

"Ello, Los'er!"

Apple Bloom screams in fear. Applejack and Rarity finally arrived.

But before they rescue her, they get hit by the limo's doors, knocking them out cold.

"Ello, Los'er!"

"I'm no Los'er!" She shouted.

She tried to run without looking and bumped into a tree and fell on her back. She opens her eyes and sees the Limo was about to run over her. "Ello, Los'er!"

Then Apple Bloom became furious and stood and faced the limo. "You fought the law and the law….won!" She began punching the limo's headlights, shattering them into pieces. And pulls the limos' door and breaks the wind shield with one punch. And even punched the rearview mirrors. "Leave me alone!" She then rips off the roof. "I hate you!" She then runs off but comes back and holds a minigun and begins firing bullets at the Japanese Limo. "Stop following me around!"

The scene cuts to reality where Applejack holds her down on the ground while Apple Bloom is still squirming with her eyes shut. "Apple Bloom! Wake up! Apple Bloom, stop it!"

"Stop…"She opens her eyes and sees her big sister. "Applejack?"

"Oh, thank goodness you're alright, darling." Rarity said.

"Ah did it, ah conquer my fear. I cleaned that darn Limo's steering wheel, with ma' fists!"

"Kind of," AJ said. "You hit your head and started going crazy on the Limo. But actually, that limousine was just someone."

The Limo unfolds itself to reveal to be the same person from the video store.

"You?!" She asked in surprise.

"Yeah, what's your problem?"

"Why were ya' following and scaring me in that limo suit?"

The employee sighs and holds a paper. "My boss made me wear this. I'm from the video store. Your rental is overdue."

"Why didn't ya' just call or something?" Applejack asked.

"I did, and I sent a fax!" He replied.

"That was you?!"

"Yes! So can you just return the video, please?"

"How 'bout tomorrow? 'Cause ma' sister had been through a lot tonight."

"Okay, but you better return it tomorrow." He said.

Then he left the three girls behind.

Back at Sweet Apple acres, Apple Bloom is getting ready for bed but sees her sister walking passed by her room. "Hey, Applejack?"

"What is it, sis?"

"Ah'm not scared anymore. Thanks, sis. For helping me out with my fears and stuff."

"No problem, sis. Goodnight, Apple Bloom."

"Good night, Applejack."

And when she fell asleep on her bed, she started dreaming again. But this time, this dream is good as she was riding the exact same Toyota Century in the midnight sky. While wearing her sheriff outfit.

"They say this desert's tough. But ah'm tougher."

Then the limo flies off towards the sky as Apple Bloom was riding it.

THE END

Memory Eraser
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Memory Eraser

Memory Eraser (Brain Eraser rewrite)

It all started at the park where Rainbow Dash was kicking and keeping the ball in the air as she was counting how many times she kicked it in the air.

"96, 97, 98, 98, and 100!" She then performed a bicycle kick and the ball shot to the nearby goal net. "And I score!" Her own celebration was cut short when she saw Sunset walking by, holding a guitar.

"Yo Sunset, nice guitar you have there." She complimented.

Sunset stopped walking and smiled at her. "Actually, this guitar is not mine. I promise Flash to buy him a new one after the last one broke. Anyway, what were you doing?"

"Oh you know? Practicing for our game against Crystal Prep at Crystal Prep Academy? I'm totally going to show them in their place!"

Sunset chuckled. "Let's just hope you are, Dash."

"Hey. Mind if I tag along? I could use a break for a while."

"Sure."

The two walked to Flash's house and rang the doorbell. "The door is open." His mother's voice was heard.

The girls went inside, and they were greeted by Flash's mother who was holding a tray of chocolate chip cookies.

"Hello, Mrs. Sentry, we're here to give Flash this new guitar." Sunset said.

"Oh, he's in his room." She replied.

Rainbow Dash picks one cookie and takes a bite. "I'll just stay put and dig my face into these cookies." Sunset stared at her. "What? I'll share them. Don't worry."

Sunset rolled her eyes and chuckled. "Sure, you are."

Sunset went inside Flash's bedroom and the water was heard running inside the bathroom.

"Flash. Yo, Flash. I bought you that new guitar I promised." She placed the guitar on the bed and turned around and only saw Flash coming out of the shower and he wasn't even wearing a towel!

"Aaaaaaagh!

"Aaaaaaaagh!

She catches a glimpse of his "Junk mail" and Sunset quickly runs out of the room while Flash runs back to the bathroom. Sunset ran downstairs in panic and went out of the house.

Sunset ran away as fast as she could but was stopped by Rainbow Dash who just caught up with her with the help of her super speed.

"Geez, it looks like you saw a ghost. What happened back there?"

"When I went upstairs, Flash was getting out of the shower."

"Yeah, so?"

"And he didn't have a towel."

RD cringed.

"I tried not to look and just give him a new guitar, but I saw his…"

"His junk mail?" She began to laugh.

"No, Dash, I'm mentally scarred. I've never been this scarred ever since the Fall Formal and the Anon-A-Miss incident! The image is glued inside my eye contacts. Every saggy, wrinkled, shriveled, pasty…

"Hey, hey, don't put that in my head!"

"I need help, Rainbow Dash! You have to help me."

"As a loyal friend, I'll do anything to help one of my awesome friends."

"Thanks."

The girls were at the arcade at the mall and they're standing in front of the Tyrek's revenge arcade game machine.

"What you need is some Tyrek's revenge!"

"Let's do it.

The girls were about to pass Level 1 but then Sunset saw the characters in the game were turned into versions of naked Flash. She shrieked and ran away.

"Sunset, wait!"

The girls were at Sugarcube Corner where they're having coffee.

"If this doesn't take your mind off of Flash, then nothing will."

"What, coffee? Thanks, Dash, but I don't see how this is going to work."

"Well, drinking one of your favorite coffees here should take your mind off of him."

"I don't see how this'll work."

"It will work. Just trust me."

Then Sunset can smell the scent of the drinks, especially her favorite on the human world.

"Okay. It worked."

"It's nice to see you girls again." Mrs. Cake's voice was heard, and her face looked like Flash's when Sunset looked up to her. "Can I get you something to drink, Sunset?"

Sunset screams again and runs away.

Cuts to the movie store where they'll be checking movies to watch that'll Sunset. When Sunset looks at all of the movies on the shelf, most of them are covered with Flash naked. She covered her eyes and groaned.

"See anything you like?" She asked.

"No!"

"Okay. I'll go see if they have good girls, bad girls." Rainbow Dash went to the checkout counter and the employee is watching something and he looks like he just came back from the dead or something. "Hey, man, do you have any copies of Good Girl, Bad Girl?"

"Sure. Just let me check for you." He then searches for copies of that said movie.

"So, it's a no?"

"Oh, yeah. No." He replied.

"Okay. Just these and whatever my friend's getting."

Cuts to Sunset looking at the Daring-Do poster and covers her eyes and groans like she saw a naked Flash instead.

"I guess just these." She puts them on the counter and sees what the employee is watching. "What are you watching?"

"Galaxy Chasers: Moonlight incredible." He said.

"Is it anything good?"

"I watch Galaxy Chasers: Moonlight incredible. All day, everyday, all day, everyday,"

"Aw, how do you watch that? It sucks!"

"I watch Galaxy Chasers: Moonlight Incredible. All day, everyday,

"You already said that." Rainbow said.

"I watch it all day, every day."

"Dude, you just said that. Don't you remember?"

"All day, every day."

"What?!"

Rainbow Dash looked at the video again and found it was a shot to help her friend. She ejects the tape and grabs it.

"I'm just going to borrow this."

At Sunset's house, Rainbow Dash puts the tape in the VCR.

"Trust me, Sunset. This will make you forget."

Sunset still covers her eyes. "No, no. I'm not looking at anything ever again. Every time I open my eyes, I only see Flash naked."

"Just give it a chance." She insisted.

"No!"

She grabs her arms. "Just look at it!"

"Let go! I'm not looking at a stupid-"Her eyes widened when she saw Galaxy Chasers: Moonlight Incredible and its outstanding content of the film.

"I told you!"

Then rolls of films fly out of Sunset's eyes and it was sent to the T.V screen.

The film reel shows each piece of Sunset's memories that includes her good times with her friends, her back-story at Equestria and her darker days were being taken to the movie as the film ended.

"Sunset! Do you remember seeing Flash naked?" She doesn't reply to her. "Flash naked? Nude? In the buff? Naked Flash, Naked Flash, Naked Flash!" She still doesn't respond. "Awesome! Dude, it totally worked! Up high!" But Sunset doesn't give her a high-five. "Let's…get you some coffee."

The girls were back at Sugarcube Corner and they're usual seats.

"Mrs. Cake, the usual two coffees, please. Better make that expresso."

Then Mrs. Cake came by. "Hey Sunset, dear, you're back! Feeling any better?"

Sunset groans.

"Dear?"

Sunset groans again.

She nervously walks away to her husband.

"Is anything alright dear?" He asked.

"I don't know. She looks like she's been working out."

"Sunset snap out of it, we're finally gonna have some fun stuff! Just two friends hanging out, letting the good times roll! Like old times!"

The montage begins with the Rainbow Dash doing fun stuff with Sunset. But Sunset just stayed still in her empty expression since she watched the video and much to her frustration and yells.

"Give me back my friend!"

Rainbow Dash called their friends for an emergency meeting at Sunset's place as the fiery haired girl unconsciously sits down on the couch while Rainbow Dash explains the situation to them.

"She's been like this ever since she watched the video." Rainbow Dash said. "Now she doesn't remember anything at all. She doesn't even remember who she used to be and her old life at Equestria."

Twilight suddenly figured what's going on. "I saw the same thing that happened to Sunset before back at Crystal Prep. That video was Galaxy Chasers: Moonlight Incredible, was it?"

"That's the video."

"Okay. When Sunset watched the video, all of her memories and her own mind and consciousness were inside that video tape. Which means Sunset was in that tape."

"Then I reckon we should break that darn thing to get her out of there." Applejack suggested.

"No, we can't do that! We might hurt Sunset as well so that's not an option."

"What are we going to do?" Fluttershy asked.

"It's simple." Twilight replied. "We have to watch the tape. Once we're in there, we find Sunset and get her out of there."

Twilight presses the remote button and the music plays. The girls are pulled into the T.V via film reels on their eyes. They finally landed on an empty dark void of nowhere.

"Alright, we're here!"

"But where are we? This place looks scary." Fluttershy said.

"You girls are in the tape." Sunset's voice was heard behind them.

"Sunset Shimmer," Twilight exclaimed, hugging her friend and Sunset hugs back. "We're so glad you're okay. We're here to rescue you!"

They let go of each other as Rarity stepped towards her. "You are alright, Darling?"

"Never better," She replied.

"Alright," Rainbow Dash took 2 steps forward. "Before we leave and destroy the tape, I'm going to ask; Sunset Shimmer, do you still remember what you see?"

Sunset sighs and shows an emotionless expression. "Whether I'm here or out there, I can't forget about seeing Flash naked."

Rainbow groaned. "You're still thinking about that? Just get over it already. What happened to "My Past is not Today"?"

"You don't get it, Dash! It's not something you can just un-see."

"But you had a dark past and you got over it. But how can you get over what you saw this morning?" Twilight asked.

"I'm mentally scarred by that, Twilight. I've never been this scarred since you girls defeated me. It's everywhere every time I see!"

"So that's what started this whole mess." Applejack said.

"Freaky-deaky!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

Then Twilight got an idea. "I got it! We're going to change your memory."

"What do you mean?"

"If we find your memory of Flash and cover it, you won't remember seeing naked at all."

"At least that suggestion is much better than the memory stone." Rarity said.

"Where do we start?"

"Your memories are over there." She gestured towards a lot of doors of other people's memories and once a door that says, "Sunset Shimmer's memories," they went through the door and found themselves back in CHS.

In there, they see different Sunset Shimmers in her old bully attire, formal attire and her current attire. It also shows the memories of Sunset's time at Canterlot High. Like one memory shows Sunset giving the Dazzlings a tour around the school, and another memory shows Sunset wearing earmuffs while walking through the halls when their geodes are getting overpowered, another one shows Sunset confronting Trixie about the memory stone.

"Why are they in CHS?" AJ asked.

"These are her memories." Twilight replied.

Then Rainbow Dash sees the memory of Sunset and friends being laughed at by the entire school when they were making their way to the picture taking room while wearing vegetables and fruits. "Hey, hey, I remember that!"

"I still remember how corny my jokes were that time!" Pinkie said.

"This isn't the memory we need."

"Yes. We need to find Flash's room."

"Easy: Let's get to his house. There's the exit."

They went through the exit door and they're inside the video store and see the employee watching Galaxy Chasers: Moonlight Incredible.

"All day, every day, all day, every day,"

"Memory isn't logical. We'll have to keep looking."

Then through the door was the way to Flash's house.

"We're getting closer."

The girls entered the house, and the stairs grew to a lot of times higher than its normal length. The girls ascend their way up to his room and after for like 3 minutes. They're standing in front of the door which is Flash's room.

"This is his room." Rainbow said.

They open the door, and they see Flash naked in front of them. The girls except Sunset blushed and covered their eyes while Rainbow Dash was grossed out.

"Aw, sick! I need to get that out of my head too!"

Twilight took a glimpse on the blanket. "Quick! Cover him with that blanket!"

Sunset and Rainbow Dash grab the blanket and attempt to cover Flash, but he leaps onto the roof and crawls on like a spider and jumps away.

"Get him!"

The girls give an epic chase on Flash through the door; they fell and later landed safely on the ground. The chase continues as they chase him through a crowd of Sunset's friends being at her when they believe her to be Anon-A-Miss.

"You secret Stealer!"

"You're not our friend!"

"How could you do this? After all we've been through together?"

"I'm sorry but you did this to us. Tell whatever secrets you want. But we don't have to listen."

The girls flinched when they said those things to her during that time.

"I really regret turning your back on that, Sunset." Fluttershy said.

"I know. But we have a problem right now, Fluttershy."

Flash escapes through an exit door and the Equestria Girls follow suit. They emerged from a chair inside the classroom with all other chairs. Big and small and they chase Flashback in the tape as he is still running. Rainbow Dash tried to catch up with him with her super speed, but he was surprisingly faster than her anyway.

"Flash isn't really like this. Not even the other Flash Sentry at Equestria. How can he be so faster than I am?"

"It's Sunset's memories!" Twilight said. "She remembers everything so fast even though she remembers what started this mess in the first place!" Then Flash's new guitar fell on the ground. "Okay. If we're going to catch up with Flash, you use your memories to catch him."

"Okay!" Pinkie tried to remember something but nothing was working.

"What she meant was that Sunset's memories were to our advantage to catch him!" Applejack said.

"Think of something!" Rainbow ordered.

Sunset tries to remember something, and Rarity's limo appears, but it was half.

"Have you forgotten what her limo looks like?"

"I'm trying!"

She remembers again and the limo was complete.

Sunset, Rainbow and Twilight took the front seat with Sunset taking the wheel while the rest were at the back. Sunset steps on it and drives towards Flash.

"He's still too fast!"

"Remember something to block his path!"

"I can't!"

Then Rainbow Dash remembered something. "Sunset, remember that day when we're at the yacht and the storm king attacked our friends?"

"Yeah, and if you hadn't run off then we wouldn't have what we need to stop Storm King."

Then Storm King appears in the sky and tries to strike lightning on Flash, but he dodges it.

"I remember my She-Demon form after I put on Princess Twilight's crown during the Fall Formal!"

Then her Demon form appears up in the sky and breathes fire on Flash in which he is fast enough to dodge that. Sunset tried to her best not to get burned alive by her own Demon form along with her friends as they safely passed by the Demon.

"I may have a dark past, but my past is not today."

"We have to cut his path!"

"Uhh…" Then a memory came back to her. "I remember that bumpy route that Granny Smith drove us to!" Then that said route appeared on their path. "Ha, ah, now he's got nowhere to run."

But Flash is still not slowing down.

"I don't think he's slowing down."

Flash gracefully dives off of the edge and Sunset hits the brakes and she and the rest step out of the limo and see him fall. Sunset had this determined look on her face and pulled out the blanket.

"Let me do it, Sunset." Rainbow Insisted. "I'm the one who got you in this mess, so let me do it."

"Thanks, Rainbow Dash but let me do it. But let me do it." Then Sunset runs towards the edge much to their shock.

"Sunset, darling, what in the name of heavens are you doing?!"

"I'm getting rid of that memory."

Then Sunset leaps and went closer to Flash as they were falling, Sunset covered him with the blanket. Then the blanket was found empty, and she realized that's in grave danger and began to scream in fright. But as she was about to hit the ground, Sunset found herself a height from herself to the ground. She's being carried by Twilight's telekinesis power as Twilight gently puts her down on her feet. And her friends gathered around her.

"Oh Darling, we may face a lot of danger many times, but don't you ever do such a stunt again!" Rarity scolded.

Sunset sheepishly scratches her head. "I'm sorry guys. I'm just trying to get rid of it."

"So did it work?"

"Well, it did work. So how do we get out of here, Twilight?"

Twilight just shrugged.

"Seriously, you know how we're getting in here, but you don't even know how to get out of here?"

"How should I know? I didn't get inside this tape by myself."

"I think I can help."

They turn around and it was none other than that guy from the store.

"It's the guy from the video store!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"There's a tape sticking out of that wall over there. Grab onto it you should be home free."

"Don't you wanna leave, too?"

"Nah, I'm kinda into not having to work for the rest of my life."

"Well suit you ah' guess." AJ said.

The girls walked to a massive video tape and T.V screen as the employee waves goodbye to them. They grab onto the tape feeling a bit nervous.

"Well, here goes nothing…"

Then the Galaxy Chasers: Moonlight Incredible music plays in reverse and the tape reels flies out of the T.V and back to their bodies.

"It's gone!" Sunset exclaimed. "Naked Flash is gone! I don't remember it anymore!"

"Well, ah'm glad ya' don't remember it anymore, Sugarcube."

"Oh, and Sunset, I'm so sorry that I got you- or should I say all of us into this mess together."

"It's okay Rainbow Dash. You're just helping me and that shows how loyal you can be to all of us."

"Well, what matters the most is that we're all okay."

"Then this calls for a party!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

"Um…maybe later Pinks."

THE END

Luna's Secrets
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Luna's Secrets

Luna's Secrets (Diary rewrite)

It all started with Sunset Shimmer, Snips and Snails were at Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna's house to water Luna's plants. The two boys were stubborn because of this.

"Can't we just water the plants later?" Snips asked.

"Yeah, in fact, we didn't even get paid for this!" Snails said.

"No, we're watering her plants now!" Sunset said sternly.

"I still can't believe she just tasked you to water the plants." Snips said.

"Well, I hadn't seen anyone asking you two to water the plants."

"Whatever!" Snails said. "Can we just get this over with so we can leave?"

"Chill snails, you both should be glad that you two were doing something good for once. Not to mention that you two almost screwed up the school play last school year."

"That's not my fault!" Snips defended himself.

"And it's not mine either!"

Sunset sighs annoyed. "Will you two knock it off and help me find the watering can?"

Then for the next few minutes, they were finding the watering can around the house but nothing. The last thing they checked was Luna's bedroom but it was locked.

"Agh, the bedroom doors are locked!" Snips said.

"It wouldn't be in her bedroom!" Sunset's voice was heard from the living room. "Stay out of there!"

"Hey Snips, check out this hat!" Snails then put on a hat and began to intimidate Luna. "It's not like my sister Celestia was adopting Sunset or anything. I just let her come over and water my plants."

The two boys snickered, and Snips wanted to try. "Ooh, ooh, let me try!"

But Snails slapped his hand. "No. I want to wear it while I water the plants!"

"Just let me put it on!"

"No way, I want to put this on while I'm watering!"

Then Snips attempted to snatch the hat from his but Snails quickly grabbed his hands, and they began fighting.

"Get off me! I wanna wear it while I water the plants!"

Then Snails headfirst to a bookshelf knocking out a book and ripped its lock. Sunset came by and was annoyed by their antics.

"What in Celestia is going on here?"

The two boys pointed at each other at the same time. "It was him!"

Sunset sighs again. "Guys, for once, don't do anything rash here!" Then she noticed a book lying on the ground and it had a lock much to her horror. "Oh no! What did you guys do?!" She picks up the book.

"What do you mean, what did we do?! Snips pushed me!"

"Guys, you broke it!"

"Yeah right," Snips said. "You can't break books! And besides, even if it did break, just put it back and don't say anything!"

"Guys, you totally broke it! Look, this thing has a lock on it."

"What kind of book has a lock?"

"I don't know." She then opens the first page, and the text says, "LUNA'S DIARY" she quickly closes the diary.

"Oh no."

"What?"

"This is Vice-Principal Luna's diary! Guys, she's gonna be reading her diary! This is bad!"

"Sunset, what's the big deal?" Snips asked.

"Yeah, it's just some same old diary! I mean, why do people even need to keep their secrets anyway?"

"I don't care!" Sunset replied. "We'll be in big trouble if she finds this thing broken, we gotta fix this before she gets back!"

Then we see the three in the living room and Sunset tries to put the broken lock back on, but it won't work.

"Sunset, you need to stick with glue." Snails said as he brought out the "Supa Glue" from his pocket.

"Okay Snails, just a drop."

"I know."

"Just a drop!"

I know!" He accidentally squirts a lot of glue on the diary.

"Snails, I said Just a drop!"

"You were making me nervous!"

"Why don't we just tell them the truth?" Snips asked.

"And she won't be pleased and will not give us a chance to explain what happened!" She replied. Takes the glue from Snail's hands and reads the back. "Ok. It says here we can remove the glue with heat."

"I got a solution." Snails grab the diary and put it inside the microwave. Just was he about to turn it on, Sunset stopped him by grabbing his hand.

"Wait, we're not putting anything in the microwave."

The scene transitions to the balcony and Sunset turns on the grill to heat up the glue.

"Sunset, it's working!" Snails exclaimed.

"Yeah, it is."

The glue drips to the fire causing it to explode, and the diary on fire. Sunset tries to use the towel to put the fire out and Snips and Snails comes out with a lighter fluid.

"We got it!"

"Snips, snails, that's not-!" But then they squirt the fluid on the burning diary causing it to explode again.

Sunset rushes to the bathroom and throws the diary to the toilet.

"You think she'll notice?" Snips asked.

Sunset sighs, feeling frustrated as she grabs the Diary. "I think you two helped enough." She walked away.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"I'm going to find a way to fix this diary with the help from my friends. Just find the watering can and water the plants. I'll be back."

When she left the house, Snips and Snails looked at each other feeling guilty.

"Snails, I think we messed it up."

"I know. We need to do something about this, but Sunset told us to water the plants while she fixes the diary."

Sunset meets her friends at Sugarcube Corner and tells them what happened.

"So, you're saying that you and those guys were told by VP Luna to water her plants at her house and they both screwed up by breaking Luna's diary by accident and you're seeking Twilight's help to fix it?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"That sounds about right." She looks at Twilight. "Besides, even though you are smart and can create any invention, you somewhat knew a lot of answers much like Princess Twilight in Equestria. You know everything about the double glaze donuts, body essences, that tape that traps me in, so you got to know something about this."

Luckily for her, Twilight smiled, meaning that she knows how to fix a diary. "Once again, I do have the answers for that. And surprisingly, I knew the possible, existing ways that could end the universe without a shadow of a doubt."

"Umm…Yer' may be smart and all but how do ya' know this kind of stuff aside from science and other subjects?" Applejack asked.

"As I said, my time at Crystal Prep paid off." Twilight replied.

"So can you fix it?"

"There is one way; I can transfer the secrets to the new diary using a magic quill pen I found back 2 years ago. But in order for this to work, we have to be in the same place where the diary was open."

"Principal Celestia's house," Sunset answered.

"But first, I want all of you to know that diaries are a serious business, because they can contain secrets."

"And if we mucked it up by exposing secrets it would destroy the entire universe or something if I'm, correct?" Rainbow asked.

"Well, something worse than that but yeah. But secrets are a force to be reckoned with."

The girls went back to the sister's place with Twilight, placing Luna's diary with a different journal.

"Wait. That doesn't even look like VP Luna's diary." Fluttershy said.

"As in written content, so too physical appearance, will the books become identical. Girls, join hands."

The girls joined hands as told by Twilight.

"Okay, it's time to begin. Now, no matter what you hear, you must not look at Luna's secrets as the quill transfers her personal privacies.

Twilight opens the box with the magic quill inside as the quill makes a strong wind and it levitates.

"Now we must close our eyes."

The girls closed their eyes. Through Rainbow Dash's POV, they hear ghosts' sounds, whispers and strange laughs while keeping their eyes shut.

"I'm beginning to feel scared!" Fluttershy said, while her eyes were shut.

"Just keep your eyes closed and ignore them."

There are still more whispers that were heard.

"HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!" Rarity asked in fright while her eyes were closed.

"It should be any minute now, just keep your eyes closed!"

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes and saw ghosts, pages from the broken diary being transferred to another journal and her friends were still holding onto each other while keeping their eyes shut.

"Cool." That's all she just said.

The progress was replaced by Luna's face appearing and later morphing into the living room and the table drop on the floor. Twilight opened her eyes and was surprised that the process didn't work.

"The transfer is incomplete. Did everyone keep their eyes shut?"

"I kept mine shut!" Sunset replied.

"Same here," Applejack said.

"Ditto!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

"Mine is closed as well, Darling."

"Mine was close. Honest."

They all looked at Rainbow Dash, waiting for her answer. She nervously scratches the back of her head.

"Well…there's a chance I might've taken a small peek… maybe."

"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight scolded. "Do you have any idea what you have done?!"

Then they heard stomping and screaming.

"What was that?" Fluttershy asked, feeling scared.

"It's coming from outside."

The girls came out of the backyard and saw a gigantic, VP Luna in a warrior dress. And she was coming straight towards the Equestria Girls.

"Vice Principal Luna?!" Sunset exclaimed.

"That's not her." Twilight said. "When Rainbow Dash looked…"

"I said maybe look, maybe!"

"She released a guardian of Vice Principal Luna's secrets."

The guardian still proceeds.

"She'll kill because we look into her secrets!"

"Then ah' say we fight her!" Applejack said. "Everyone, time to pony-up!"

"I'm afraid our powers won't do us any favors, Applejack."

"Huh?"

"She's a guardian of secrets, and nothing can stop a kind of guardian like her!"

"Then if our powers won't work, what do we do?!" Sunset asked.

"There's only one way we can stop this. Each of us has to reveal a secret of our own, or we're dead!"

The guardian still stomps towards them.

"Alright, I'll go first." Twilight took a deep breath and revealed her deepest secret. "My time at Crystal Prep was exactly healthy, physically, emotionally and verbally at the same time. Everyone there kept on beating me up and wishing that I should be dead and saying that no one would want to be friends with me. And when Sunset Shimmer saved me after I was corrupted by magic during the Friendship Games, I decided to enroll in CHS and learn more about friendship and hang out with you girls and Sunset, so I'll never forget what Sunset did for me that day."

Then her fire stops for a second but later restarts.

"Wow Twilight," Sunset said. "I am so sorry to hear how tough your time at Crystal Prep was."

"Yeah, we had no idea you suffered so much." Rarity said.

"I appreciate your concern, but we have a problem on the matter right now! You guys reveal your secrets!"

"Uh, okay," Sunset spoke. "Sometimes, when I was helping Rainbow Dash to clean out the gutters, we went to Sugarcube corner instead."

"Yeah, good one," Rainbow Dash said. "And a lot of times, I don't even need to eat anything, I Just don't like cleaning out the gutters!"

But their secrets are not working.

"No, it has to be something meaningful!" Twilight clarified. "Unless you tell your personal privacy, we're dead!"

"All right I'll do it! I like to sing along to really bad pop music!" Sunset admitted.

"I ate a donut out of the trash can!" Rainbow confessed.

"Ah' like to wear a bodybuilder suit…a lot!" AJ exclaimed.

"I actually like the taste of donuts better when they're from the trash!" Pinkie said.

"Applejack, remember that day when I went to your house while I was building for the school play and saw your diary open, and I said I didn't read it? I lied! I read your diary page by page, especially your most private ones! I'm sorry AJ! Your secrets are just too jucy!"

"Are you serious?" Her flame goes out again and restarts. "Ah' forgive you Rainbow Dash and ah' had something to say too, I've been pumping weights at the school gym with ma' super strength so I'll be prepared for extra battles!" Her secret works as the flame goes out and later proceeds. "Everyone! Say something!"

"I sometimes eat sugar from a dumpster!" Pinkie Pie confessed.

"Sometimes!" Fluttershy adds. "I smuggled one of my pets to school!"

"It has to be something deep!" Twilight clarified.

"Very well," Rarity said. "This would scare me the most but okay, whenever I fall asleep, I always drool from my mouth with my hair being a mess!"

"I have a big problem that I can't control my act while I'm partying like an out-of-control party animal!" Pinkie Pie admitted.

"Every night, I sneak into the zoo and feed the animals there even though the rules say don't feed them!" Fluttershy confessed.

All their secrets seemed to work but there's one person left to say, and AJ spoke, "Sunset, it's up to you now Sugarcube!"

"What can I say?"

"Say anything Darling!" Rarity told her.

"The Canterlot illegal street-artist Flanksy is me!" She admitted that it's not working.

"It has to be something deeper than that!" Twilight cried.

"I became arrogant and obsessed with power, so I turned my back on Princess Celestia! I bullied everyone mercilessly at school and broke my friend's friendship once before! I stole Princess Twilight's crown and turned into a raging she-demon when I put it on during the Fall Formal! I'm a heartless person back then! I lied about being on the cheerleader team! I AM ATTRACTED TO MY SPECIES IN THIS WORLD!"

Then the guardian disappears and the destruction she caused turns back to normal. And so, the secret transfer process proceeds as it's finally transferred the secrets to the new journal and that journal turned into the same diary before it was broken.

"Woah, it looks exactly like her diary!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. "Twilight, you're so awesome! And I'm sorry I looked; I was just too curious."

"It's fine, Rainbow Dash." Twilight replied. "At least we stopped this together."

Rainbow turned to Sunset and snickered. "And you who knew that you have a thing for horses in this, Sunset?"

Sunset blushed. "Okay Rainbow Dash, stop it."

The next day at CHS, the girls were gathered at the band room.

"I can't believe we got the diary back together!" Pinkie Pie said.

"Yes. And thanks to my help." Twilight said.

Then Applejack realized something and turned to Sunset. "Wait a minute. Ya' forgot to water her plants do you?"

"Don't worry I just got a call from Snips and Snails saying that they indeed water the plants."

"So, what do ya'll want to do next after class?"

"I say we crash at my place for a sleepover!" Rainbow suggested.

"Sounds like a plan to me."

"Oh, a sleepover would be lovely, darling." Rarity said.

"Group hug!" Pinkie exclaimed, hugging her friends.

THE END

Time Kiss
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Time Kiss

Time Kiss (Bad Kiss rewrite)

It was nighttime, Twilight and Timber went outside of the movie theaters and met up with the main 6 that they just went out from another movie theater.

"So, what do you think?" Timber asked.

"Though, I think I'm gonna enjoy the remake better." Twilight said.

"Well, I'm glad you liked it, because I miss the best part because Rainbow Dash tried to talk to me." Timber groaned.

"I have no idea what you are talking about. I was with the others the whole time." Rainbow Dash said.
"Whatever."

"So, what now?" Rarity asked.

"I say we hit the road to my apartment for some of my famous shimmer-shakes!" Sunset Shimmer said.

"I totally agree," AppleJack said.

"I'll see you guys there." Twilight said.

Meanwhile, Timber drove Twilight to Sunset's apartment to meet up with her and the others. And stopped in front of the apartment.

"What's in the shimmer-shakes again?" He asked.

"She said it's a surprise. So, we have to find out for ourselves." Twilight said as they got out of the car.

"It's probably just regular shakes." Rainbow Dash said as she and the others met up with the pair.

"You're seriously gonna load up all the desserts after that chili dog incident?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Ugh! That was really gross!" Rarity said.

"Don't remind me," Sunset Shimmer gagged.

"Come on guys! Sunset said there is always room for her shimmer-shakes!" Timber said. Then he realized something. "Ram it! I forgot my wallet in the car!"

He then went back to his car and looked for his wallet. Then Twilight checked on him and asked, "Hey, what's up?"

"Oh, I can't find my wallet." He answered.

"Okay. Let me check." She then went inside beside him and helped him find it. "Did you check the glove compartment?"

"Oh, I checked there," He faced a bit closer to Twilight's, "Already…"

They slowly and slowly leaned closer to each other, and they were about to kiss. However, Twilight felt his breath smell horrible and lightly shove him a bit.

"Oh sorry. I shouldn't…"

"No, no. It's fine. It's just…your breath is really bad."

This shocks him and tries to get out of the car.

"No really it's…"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Timber ran out of the car in desperation.

"Timber, wait!"

"You know, Sunset Shimmer came up with the name shimmer-shakes," Pinkie Pie said,
"Technically she…"

"Sorry girls, but I gotta hit the road! Enjoy your shimmer-shakes!" Timber said, passing by the group.

"Wait, what?"

"No time to explain! I gotta go home!"

When Timber returned home, he stopped and caught himself some breath and speaking of breath, he is really acting out by what happened earlier.

Then the doorbell rang, he opened up and it was Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash stood in front of him with his car in his driveway.

"Oh, hey guys. What are you two doing here?"

"Well first off, you left your car at my apartment and your car keys. So, I had to bring it back to you and Rainbow Dash insisted she go with me while the others stayed and enjoyed my shakes." Sunset Shimmer answered.

"Timber, what happened?" Rainbow asked.

"Umm, nothing. Nothing's wrong." He lied.

"Oh, come on, you rejected my offer of my shimmer-shakes when you ran off scared. What's going on between you and Twilight?" She asked.

"Well…I kissed Twilight tonight…"

"So? That was normal. So, what's the problem about that?" She asked.

"No…it's just…she said I had a bad breath."

"Didn't you check first?"

"I was in the moment!"

"Well, you gotta pack a mint there, Timber." Rainbow Dash said.

"That was our secret kiss, and I blew it! And now she doesn't want to speak to me again! I wished I could start over…" Timber said sadly and sat down on his couch.

"Oh Timber, I'm so sorry for you. I wish we could help." Sunset Shimmer said with a sad look.

"Hmm, maybe there is another way." She said,

"Like what?" He asked.

"Well, me and my friends have magic so of course, there is another way." She said,

"Rainbow Dash, there really is but then me and Pinkie Pie destroyed it when we got back staged from the other day." Sunset Shimmer said. Remembering that she experienced spending the same day all over and over again.

"I am not saying we're using Equestrian magic to start the day all over again. However, I do remember Twilight showing me something from the other day. And maybe that could help. But first, I'm just gonna run back and ask her." Rainbow Dash said.

She then ran off with her super speed and before a second, she came back, holding a robotic round thing.

"What is that?" Timber asked.

"It's a time machine." She answered. "She said it really works."

"But does she ever test it?" Sunset asked.

"Well even if she doesn't test it doesn't mean it's not working."

"Let me see it for a second," Timber said, taking the time machine from Dash's hands, "Now where's the on switch?"

"Timber, stop! You're gonna break it! We don't even know how it works!" Sunset Shimmer said.

"I just want to go back to fifteen minutes ago!" He repeatedly pressed the button. Then suddenly, the trio disappeared in a small green aura.

After a few seconds, they were teleported outside of Sunset Shimmer's apartment.

"Wait, what happened?"

"This thing just sent us back to Sunset's apartment. What a rip-off." Rainbow Dash said.

"I won't be so sure of that," Sunset said, "Look!"

Sunset pointed out her past self and her friends standing in front of her apartment.

"Whoa! This is weird." Rainbow Dash said.

"Shoot! We gotta hide!" Timber said.

The trio ran and hid behind a nearby car that was parked on the other side of the road as past-Timber went back to the car to find his wallet.

"Well don't just stand there, do something." Rainbow Dash ordered.

"Like what?"

"I don't know."

"I can't just barge in there. What if I see myself?"

"That's kinda ironic seeing as how you're watching yourself right now." Sunset Shimmer said.

Then, they see past-Twilight checked on past-Timber. "Look how embarrassed you are, hey baby, wanna find what I am looking for?" Rainbow Dash said, sounding like Timber's voice and changing her timid voice into Twilight's, "Okay."

"Rainbow Dash! That's not funny!" Timber said.

Then they teleported back to the present to Timber's house.

"What happened?" Sunset wonders.

"I didn't touch it." Timber said.

"But hey! It really works!" Rainbow Dash said. Walking up to Timber. "May I borrow it for a second?" She took the time machine and took a few steps back and pressed the button. "Go back to two months ago!" She teleported away and a split second later, she teleported back. "Awesome!"

"Rainbow Dash! Quit fooling around!" Timber said, sounding not amused.

"Yep. We got a mission to do." Sunset said.

"Okay. Let's think. What was the fastest way to fix my bad breath in the past, when I kissed Twilight, and was it not bad?"

"I told you man. Mints." Rainbow answered.

"Oh yeah. So, we'll just give my past-self a mint after we go back to 2 hours ago at the movie theater." Timber said, as the trio put their hands on the time machine. "Go back to two hours ago!"

They teleported to where Timber and Twilight watched the movie inside the theater and Timber could see his past self and Twilight watching the film. And they quietly sat a few rows behind them.

"You got the mints?" He asked, and Rainbow Dash handed him the mints.

Timber threw some mints to his past self and threw them again and it attracted his attention. Past-Timber looked behind to see who was throwing mints at them but saw no one.

The trio ducked behind the chairs.

"Timber, I doubt this would work." Sunset Shimmer stated.

"Well, I don't want you to see me."

"Rainbow Dash groaned. "Give me those!"

"Rainbow, wait!"

Rainbow Dash went to past-Timber.

"Psst! Hey, Timber!"

"Rainbow Dash? I thought you were with the others." Past-Timber said.

"That's not important. Here, want some mints?"

"What? No! Shush!"

"Come on. They're really good. Take a couple."

"Don't wanna!"

"Just take 'em!"

"STOP!"

Then, she accidentally dropped the mints and attracted everyone's attention and quickly ran off with her super speed.

"TIMBER!"

"Dude! We're trying to watch the movie!" Past-Flash Sentry said.

"Yeah, tell that to Rainbow Dash trying to…wait." Past-Timber looked behind and saw nothing.

They teleported back to the present to Timber's place.

"What is wrong with me?! What can't I just take a mint?!" Timber groaned.

"I don't know man, maybe you hadn't eaten that chili dog earlier." Rainbow Dash wondered.

"That's it! I'll just stop myself from eating it!"

They teleported to earlier at night where they were having a chili dog outside of the mall. Timber sees himself ordering from the truck.

"Ram it! I am about to order! If only that truck wasn't there."

"Just leave it to me." Rainbow Dash said and used her super speed and went behind the truck.

"You know what you want?" The vendor asked.

"Yeah. I'll take a sloppy dan dog with extra onions and sauerkraut." Past-Timber ordered.

"Extra? Are you sure?"

"Yeah. Pile 'em up!"

While he was busy ordering, Rainbow Dash took the wheel stoppers from the truck. And seconds later, the truck moves downhill and the chili dog falls on the floor. Past-Timber picked it up and took a bite. Much to the girl's disgust.

"What? Five second rule."

"Man, that was really gross." Future-Timber said with disgust.

"See, we told you." Sunset Shimmer said.

Then they teleported through the time vortex.

"Ugh! What the buck is wrong with me?!"

"Don't worry timber, we can still figure it out." Sunset assured.

"If I had eaten something earlier, then I wouldn't want that dumb chili dog." Then he got an idea and pressed the button. "7 hours ago."

They teleported to earlier in the morning at the sushi restaurant where Sunset Shimmer works in her free time. And they hid where the restrooms were located. They saw past-Sunset Shimmer in her uniform and served past Timber and Flash with a sushie pie.

"I saved you guys for piece of a sushie pie." Past-Sunset Shimmer said.

"No, no thanks. We're good." Past-Timber said.

"Yeah. We're saving room for chili dogs tonight." Past-Flash agreed.

"Oh. Okay."

She picked up the food and returned to the kitchen and past Timber called her out, "Hey Sunset? We take that pie after all."

"Okay. Sure." She then returned the pie to them. "Here you go."

"What? We said no." Past-Timber said.

"Huh?"

"Yeah, chili dogs tonight. Remember?" Past-Flash reminded her.

"Oh. Sorry it's been a long day." She took the sushi pie and went back to the kitchen. Only for future Timber called her out. "Oh Sunset! Where's the pie? And can we get some sushi meat too with fries?"

"Sure thing." Past Sunset said, getting annoyed and gave the food to them. "Here you go. The fries will be out in a minute."

"Are you feeling alright?"

"Oh, come on guys! If you're trying to mess with me, then it's not funny!"

"We're not! I swear!"

"Great. Now you're mad at me." Future-Timber said.

"Well, at least you hadn't ticked me off enough." Future-Sunset said.

"You know what's ironic?" Rainbow Dash wondered. "All of the things we did happened tonight because we went through time."

"I'm not giving up. There's gotta be a way to fix my bad breath." He thought for a moment. "Wait. I got it!"

Then the past-Timber went to the bathroom and prepared for his date with Twilight. It's early in the morning so he went to the bathroom and opened the medicine cabinet and saw a toothbrush, and toothpaste, but he took the hair comb instead.

"Oh yeah. That's what the ladies like." He spoke.

Then the trio barged into the bathroom with his future self and Sunset held him tight.
"Quick, Rainbow Dash! Find the mouthwash!" He ordered.

Rainbow Dash grabbed the mouthwash and tried to pour it into past-timber's mouth. "Open your mouth! It's for our own good!"

Then, the 4 suddenly teleported back to the present in his house.

"Get off me!" Then past-Timber freed himself from them and they sat down on the floor with huge gasps.

"Oh no." Future-Timber said.

"That's not good."

"Talking about Déjà vu." Sunset Shimmer said.

"Wait. Who are you guys?" His past-self asked.

"I'm you from the future."

"What?! Where am I?! What year is this?!"

"Relax. It's still the same day, just later at night." Rainbow Dash assured him.

"Then take me back! I don't want to cease from existence or something!"

"Wait a minute. If we remove me from the past, does that mean I'm gonna disappear?"

"I don't know. I'm not an expert on time travel."

Sunset shrugged. "Don't look at me."

"Okay. Listen to me. There's a reason why he had to do this. We finally kissed Twilight tonight?"

"What? No way." His past self said in disbelief.

"No really! It's true! But we messed it up. We both had bad breaths and she pushed us away. So Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash and I tried to go back in time to fix it."

"Don't tell me that time machine would cost the entire universe." Past-Timber said.

"Hey, it wasn't like that. Your girlfriend made this. So, it really works." Rainbow Dash said.

"Whatever. All I know is that people from the future are telling lies. Remember Sunset talked about living the same day all over and over again?"

"But this is different!" Sunset Shimmer said.

"And what's with 'we' kissed Twilight business? I haven't kissed Twilight especially that we almost kissed that night. Just because you messed it up, doesn't mean I'm gonna."

"That's not how it works!"

"Forget it girl. Now give me that piece of junk!" He snatched the time machine from his future self's hands.

"Hey!"

"Don't worry. It's not like he's gonna know how to use it." Rainbow assured.

Past-Timber pressed the button. "Take me back to this morning!" He teleported away.

"Well, that came out of nowhere." Sunset said.

"I guess he's smarter than you are somehow."

"Well, I guess that's it then. We lost the time machine. I can't believe I'm going to live with his kiss…"

"Never say never man," she said with a sly smile.

"I didn't say never…" He spoke.

"Who's the fastest Equestria Girl?"

"Rainbow, what are you talking about?"

She dashed away and then came back holding the same exact time machine.

"What? How?" Sunset asked in surprise.

"Remember I sent myself back to two months ago? You guys think I was fooling around but I went back and got the second time machine."

"Rainbow Dash, you're a genius! Oh, if Twilight hears this, then no offense to her." Timber said.
"If I was Twilight, I would say none taken." Sunset Shimmer said.

"Now come on guys. We have to stop before it's too late." They put their hands on the time machine and Timber pressed the button. "Back to this morning!"

They went back to earlier in the morning where they caught past-Timber, but he got away. They even chased him earlier at night when they're past selves are watching the movie and teleported to an hour after the movie to where they're past selves were having chili dogs outside of the mall.

The chase was so long that they even went back to the Equestria Girls' past adventures. Such as Holidays Unwrapped "Saving Pinkie's Pie", Sunset Shimmer's Backstage Pass, Forgotten Friendship, Driving Miss Shimmer (RARITY ending), Overpowered, The Fine Line, Monday Blues, Legends of Everfree, Friendship Games, Rainbow Rocks, and all the way up to My Little Pony: Equestria Girls.

Then everyone flew through the time vortex.

"Wait, stop! We're trying to help you!" Sunset Shimmer said.

"Yeah right. You can't keep me from kissing twilight!"

"Whatever dude is not like you know I kissed her at 11:55." Future timber said.

"Timber, what are you doing?" Rainbow Dash asked with a shock.

"I have a plan. Oh shoot. I can't believe I just gave that away. I'm such an idiot."

Past-Timber pressed the button. "11:55!"

He teleported to later at night in front of Sunset's apartment and saw his past-self went to his car. He quietly dragged him and tied him up and hid in the dark shadows. And went inside his car and glanced at his future self he just tied up.

"Sorry bro, but you ain't getting my kiss tonight." Then he heard the door open, thinking it was actually twilight." Oh, hey twilight-"But then he sees his other future self and backs away and gets out of the car. "Just stay away!"

But Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer held him tightly, so he wouldn't escape.

"Okay guys. Remember! Go back to the present and destroy the time machine!" He ordered.

"Okay! But you're gonna owe Twilight a romantic date!" Rainbow Dash said glaring at him.

"Well, he was going to owe her anyway." Sunset said. And then she pressed the button. "Back to the present!"

Both of the girls' teleported past-Timber back to the present. Both Sunset and present Timber destroyed the time machine at the same time. (Timber threw it on the ground, while Sunset smashed it with the sledgehammer, the same one she used in the fall formal)

And everything was back to normal.

Now back in the past like before, Timber went in front of his car and realized his breath was still bad.

"Hey, what's up?" Twilight asked.

"Oh…uh…. I can't find my wallet."

"Okay let me see." She then sat beside him and helped him find it. "Did you check the glove compartment?"

"Yeah, I check there…" Just like before, he faced Twilight, "Already…"

"Oh…"

But since Timber forgot about the mints, he even weaseled out not wanting to repeat and grabbed his wallet.

"I found it!"

"Oh. Okay. Great."

"Were you just about to-"

"What?! Of course not!" Twilight jumped with a blush.

"Nothing. It was just-"

"Oh, never mind. Let's try that for another night, another time." Twilight said.

"Okay."

The duo regrouped with the others that were still waiting for them.

"Took you guys long enough." Sunset Shimmer said.

"Oh, you have no idea." Timber said with a mischievous smile.

And the group went inside.

"You know, Sunset Shimmer came up with the name shimmer-shakes." Pinkie Pie said.

"Yeah, yeah."

They went inside, as if the time traveling adventure never happened at all.

THE END

Pinkie Rushed
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Pinkie Rushed

Pinkie Rushed (Sugar Rush rewrite)

Today was Principal Celestia's birthday. Everyone at CHS we're setting up the party at the school gym and they have for like 20 minutes left until the principal arrives and the party starts. Vice-Principal Luna assigned Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash for one last thing.

"Okay. Because I think you're ready for more responsibility as always. So I'm gonna start by having you get the donuts for the party." She said,

"Whoa, really?" Sunset asked.

"Yes, but first some ground rules. One, pick her up a whole wheat donut."

"A whole wheat donut? You mean like a bagel?"

"No. I mean, a WHOLE WHEAT donut. So, to be perfectly clear, she wants a whole wheat donut. You can pick the rest of whatever you want. Oh, and don't pass them out. Everyone else was passing them on. You're just buying them. If you pass them out before the party, then there will be no donuts that she and the others will enjoy." Luna said.

"Yeah, no problem." Sunset agreed.

"Good. What did I just say?"

"Get the donuts and don't pass them on or there will be any donuts." Rainbow Dash answered.

"Good. I knew I could count on you girls."

Sunset and Rainbow Dash went to Sugarcube Corner to pick up the donuts. And went inside and only to be amazed when there were donuts on their sights.

"Oh yeah girl, let's pick some donuts!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Wait, Rainbow Dash. Remember what vice Principal Luna said?" She asked. "We'd like one whole wheat donut please."

Mr. Cake grabs the whole wheat donut and puts it inside the box.
"Alright. Now we can pick what we want."

"Let's get two of those! And five of those, and some of those!" Rainbow Dash pointed out the donuts.

"Wait, what are those?" Sunset asked. Behind him were some weird looking donuts.

"Uh, no. Those apple fritters were double glazed by mistake."

"Double glazed…."

"We'll take them!" Rainbow insisted.

"Actually, I got to throw them out, kid, because they are not safe for human consumption."
"We'll give you one hundred bucks."

"Uhh, you want those here or to go?"

Meanwhile, the girls returned to the gym at CHS and placed the box full of donuts on the table, beside the birthday cake.

"Donuts delivered!"

"Man, that was so easy, we got it done in no time!" Rainbow said.

"Yes, we did Rainbow Dash. Yes, we did." Sunset said.

"Wanna play a staring contest somewhere else instead of here?"

"Sure."

The girls walked away from the gym. And at the same time, Pinkie Pie shows up and sees the donuts.

"Ooh, glazed delights!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Well, hello there!"

Once she took a bite, she stopped for a moment without moving a muscle with a blank expression on her face.

The two girls returned, after finishing their game.

"I lost again. I only lost the first round because I was sweating." Rainbow Dash said.

"Well you never break a sweat when you use your super speed." Sunset said.

Then they saw Pinkie Pie laughing.

"Hellohellohello, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash. Did you see that there's donuts here?!"
"Ahh! Pinkie Pie, did you eat an apple fritter?"

"Why, yes, I did eat an apple fritter." She said rapidly.

"The Vice Principal said not to touch those until the party starts!" Sunset said.

"Oh my, I hope I don't cause trouble for you two!"

"Don't sweat it, Pinkie Pie."

Rainbow Dash picks up the piece that her friend took a bite and breaks it into half.

"Here, problem solved. Now no one will ever know that Pinkie Pie ate one!"

"But I did eat one, it tasted like magic!"

"Let's get her out of here before anyone else sees." Sunset said. Escort her friend out of the gym.

They went to the band room and tried anything that could slow her down for a bit. But nothing is working.

"Sunset, it's no use, she won't hold still!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash," Pinkie said rapidly and licked her fingers in a second, "But I couldn't avoid those delicious apple fritters they were positively frittilating! I like what you did to the band room, Sunset and Rainbow Dash!"

"Calm down, Pinkie Pie."

"Sunset, the party starts at fifteen minutes! How are we going to calm her down before it starts?!" Rainbow Dash asked.

"We have to tire her out."

Moments later, they have Pinkie Pie to do all exercises on the football field but she is still hyper and faster than Rainbow Dash. Then, Pinkie Pie pulls Sunset's car at a good speed and the rope breaks as soon as she makes a sharp turn, sending her and Rainbow Dash ram straight into the tree.

"This isn't working! We've only got a couple of minutes until the party starts and she's still super hyper than I am!"

"We do need help."

Fortunately, Sci-Twilight is the only friend available to help out since the rest of their friends were still busy setting up the party. While Rarity distracts Principal Celestia by giving her a treasure hunt around the school as planned. Twilight meets up with them in the band room and sees Pinkie doing jumping jacks faster than ever while counting rapidly.

"And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and 9 and 10," She then punches the air rapidly and counts again.

"Yeah, I've seen this happen back at crystal prep." She said, Putting her glasses back on. "She'll die if we just give her more sugar."

"More sugar? Are you sure, Twilight?" She asked.

"Have I ever been wrong?"

Sunset looked at Rainbow Dash with an unsure look. But Rainbow Dash opened up the donut box and scent flew to her nose, getting her attention and rapidly eating the donuts. She then started to speak much more rapidly than before.

"Hmm…better give her some more." She instructed.

Rainbow Dash slowly opened the box again, and Pinkie Pie buried her face on the box and ate every single piece in 2 seconds. And then she started to go super-duper hyper and then disappeared.

"Oh no…" Twilight said.

"What? What "Oh no"? She's coming back right?" Sunset asked.

"Uhh….probably not…."

"WHAT?!" Sunset and Rainbow exclaimed in shock.

"Grab a donut. We're going in and after her." She said,

The trio took one donut.

"See you on the other side." Twilight said. The trio took one bite. "Hmm….tasty."

The girls started to spin and now teleport to a higher sugar plane.

"Hurray! You are all here!" Pinkie said. As if she's already back to normal.

"Pinkie Pie! You're back to normal!" Sunset said with relief.

"Not yet. Look around."

Then they saw everyone around them, moving in slow motion.

"What's going on?"

"We're on a higher sugar plane." Twilight explained. "They appear to be moving slow because we're moving so fast. We still need more sugar before we die!"

Rainbow Dash opened up the box and it was empty. "But we ate all the fritters!"

"Don't worry everyone! I got some treats I've been saving!" Pinkie Pie said, carrying three cupcakes.

"That's it! Cupcakes! That should have enough sugar." Sunset said.

"Snack time!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"We've got a problem." Rainbow said, holding only three pieces. "There's not enough."
"You guys go ahead. I'll figure a way out."

"But Twilight-"

"No time to argue! The party starts at any minute now!"

Then, Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow ate each piece of cupcake and they spun around again and disappeared leaving only Twilight to say, "Oh no."

They were now even way higher sugar plane, but the scenery is gray and black.

"What the heck?" Sunset asked in disbelief.

They saw Twilight standing there.

"Look, it's twilight!" Rainbow said, pointing at her.

"Twilight! Twilight, are you-"

When they saw her face, it scared the trio. Causing Pinkie Pie to run away in fear, screaming.
"Pinkie Pie, come back!" She called her out and ran after her. "PINKIE PIE!"

They found Pinkie Pie looked scared of something.

"Pinkie Pie. What's wrong?"

Pinkie Pie points at everyone in super slow motion or in time freeze while in gray and black color.

"Man, this is so trucked up."

"Why isn't this working?!" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I want to go back!" Pinkie Pie cried.

"Don't worry Pinkie, we'll figure something out." Sunset assured her.

Then, an idea hit Rainbow Dash. "Guys! I think I got an idea!"

"Okay let's hear it."

"Okay! If more sugar doesn't kill us both, then we need the opposite of sugar!"

"Like what?"

Rainbow nods and opens up the box, revealing Celestia's whole wheat donut.

"Principal Celestia's whole wheat donut!" Sunset exclaimed. Grabbing the donut. "Alright. If we are going back and get Twilight, we have to ration this.

They break the donut into four pieces, and each of them takes one small bite of the donut. Afterwards, they were teleported back to the lower sugar plane, where Twilight was left behind. They saw Flash sentry rocking out his guitar in slow motion.

"Wow, it worked!" Sunset exclaimed.

"What happened?" Twilight asked, approaching them.

"Twilight, you are wrong. The whole wheat donut is what we needed all along, not sugar."

"W-what? I-I was wrong?" She asked in confusion.

"Okay, okay, let's go back to normal." Rainbow said, but Sunset stopped her.

"Wait Rainbow Dash."

They saw Flash in slow motion looking at his watch and said something and quickly ran for it.

"Uhh, what did he say?" Rainbow asked.

"Oh, it sounded like a pound of meat!" Pinkie Pie said.

"No, he is going to the party! Principal Celestia is going to the gym! It's about to start! To the gym, quick!"

Then the 4 made a more mad dash than Rainbow Dash since they're in the higher sugar plane and it moves 5 times faster than Rainbow Dash when she's in the normal world, and left with a trail of red streak in the normal world.

"We're gonna make it!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"Rainbow Dash! Put the donuts down!" Sunset told her.

Rainbow Dash put the donuts down on the food table and opened it up and there are no more donuts.

"Ahh! There aren't donuts left!"

"Principal Celestia is not going to like this…"

"But at least we have the cake." Pinkie Pie said.

"We have to go back to Sugarcube Corner!" Twilight said.

The 4 made a super mad dash back to Sugarcube Corner, and bought another whole wheat donut and other donuts instead of the double gazed and hurried back to CHS.

Rarity in slow motion, escorts Principal Celestia to the doors of the gym. And they have 6 steps until they step foot in the gym. The 4 even went through an epic run where they had to go through traffic, a subway train almost hit them, and bridges. They went through traffic with Rainbow Dash almost getting run over by a car.

Fortunately, they arrived on time and Rainbow Dash dived forwards, throwing the donuts to the donut box that was placed on the table.

"They're in!" She exclaimed.

"Everyone, eat the rest of the whole wheat donut!" Twilight instructed.

The gang eats the last piece and now they are teleported back to the normal world with its normal time speed.

"Principal Celestia is coming!" Applejack exclaimed. Attracting everyone's attention. "Everyone hide!"

Everyone, including the 4, hid behind their hiding positions and once Rarity and Celestia entered, everyone popped out of their hiding spots and shouted, "SURPRISE!"

2 hours later, the 3 (Except Pinkie Pie) were sitting on the benches, holding their stomachs and haven't eaten anything for the past two hours…

"No more sugar…" Sunset said weakly.

"'Ya sure 'ya three don't want anything?" Applejack asked.

"Nope. We're good. For real…Except Pinkie Pie." Rainbow Dash said. Pointing at Pinkie Pie, who is eating the chocolate cake she baked before she took a bite of one of the double-glazed.

"If a situation like this happens again…eat healthy meals like the whole wheat donut." Twilight said.

"I'll take your word for it." Sunset said.

"At least it has nothing to do with Equestrian magic. Since that night me, Sunset and Timber used your time machine and went through time." Rainbow Dash said.

"What what?"

"Nothing…"

THE END

A Very Realistic Movie Night
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The Irregular Misadventures of the Equestria Girls (Volume 1)

A Very Realistic Movie Night

A Very Realistic Movie Night (Grave Sights rewrite)

It begins at Principal Celestia's office who is still thinking of ideas to raise money to support education at her school. Her sister Vice Principal Luna entered her office and gave her a soft smile.

"Still thinking what the students should do for school fundraising?"

"Yes." She replied. "The science lab is destroyed. And I had no idea how that happened since no one here has ever had a single accident. And some parts of this school also needed repairs and I still have no idea how we get enough money to fix it and support education here."

Luna put a hand on her chin. "Well, some students have their own ideas by the way. Rainbow Dash has sports equipment and suggests for a sports tournament, Pinkie Pie suggested for bake sale while Flash suggests for a concert."

"Hmm, those could work but I'm not sure how…" Then they heard a soft knock on the door. "Come in."

The door opened and the Cutie Mark Crusaders, (Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo) entered.

"Yes? What can I help you three with?"

"We should have a scary movie night!" Scootaloo suggested.

"That's right, at the school gym." Sweetie Belle added.

"You girls want to shoot a movie night there?"

"Yes."

Celestia liked the idea and agreed. "You know what? That could actually work. That's not a bad idea at all!"

"Yeah," Luna added. "We did have a movie night there 4 years ago, it was a great success!"

"Okay, then it settled then. I'll be making an announcement saying that we'll be taking your idea for tonight. So, you three will be picking up that movie, right?"

"That sounds 'bout right." Apple Bloom said.

"Okay, time to let the student body know about this." She picked up the P.A microphone and pressed the button to turn it on. "Attention all students, I know that all of you are struggling to come up with ideas for the school fundraising and what I'm going to announce is that we'll be taking the Cutie Mark Crusaders' idea about having a scary movie night at the gym. So please don't be late and we'll be all there tonight! Have a great day!"

After the announcement, all of the students seem to agree with their idea of a movie night at the gym. The girls exit the office and go outside since the final bell already rang 12 minutes ago.

"So, whaddaya say, shall we get the movie?"

"I'm always ready like Rainbow Dash."

"I would like to get that movie."

Then they went inside the movie store where they are looking at any case of a horror movie. Scootaloo pointed at a movie case. "We got to take this one!" She picks up the case and reads the title. "Canterlot Hell: Death Sin."

"Applejack said that a book is better." She puts it back on the shelf.

Then Scootaloo sees another VHS case and picks it up. "This is maturity! "The Monster and the Girl: Sex is Fetish!"

"Scoots, what is with you? Clearly, we're not shooting an un-ladylike movie night." Sweetie Belle said.

"Oh, so you kids know about horror movies?" The employee asked. "Come into my lair."

They walk up to the counter, and he shows them a VHS. "This is from my personal stash. Check it; Cantercalypse 3D!"

"Oh yeah, I saw this few years ago."

"No, you didn't." He replied.

"Huh?"

"This is a foreign boot-leg director's cut. 3 hours and 30 minutes of remastered, it should scare you out of your twits for life!"

"Hold on a minute." Apple Bloom picks up a tape. "What kind of thing do you call that tape?"

"It's Zetamax 3D, it's the only way to truly experience this movie. It makes you feel like you're in an actual zombie movie. And it also includes 3D glasses to back that up. And don't forget to include this!" He then picks up a heavy projector. "This should help to pop out the zombies."

"We'll take it!" Scootaloo said.

"Wise choice," he said and gave a few boxes of 3D glasses. "And don't forget these as well."

Apple Bloom tried to carry the projector, but it was way heavier than she thought. Then the employee helped by lifting it back to the counter. "Do you need some help to carry this thing?"

She shook her head. "No thanks. I'm going to call my sister to help lift it."

Meanwhile, back at CHS the Equestria Girls are helping to set up for the movie night. Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash are setting up the chairs and split each row into two, giving more space in the center. Twilight helps the three girls to set up the projector while Applejack and Pinkie Pie are setting out posters to see the movie while Rarity sat by the outside of the gym sitting on a chair with a box waiting for someone to come by and pay to see the movie.

"I never thought that having a movie night here in this school could help raise enough money." Sunset said as she placed another chair down to its position.

'Well pony-girl, we did this a long time ago and it was a huge success." Rainbow Dash replied.

"Where was I when that happened?"

"I dunno. Since you're a bad girl around that time, you didn't get invited. But now you do."

Then Applejack came by with Pinkie. "Alright, quit talkin' and let's get this thing going! Our tasks with the posters are already takin'n care of and we both need some help with the decorations!"

"I can help you with the decorations, AJ." Dash said. "Right after I finished helping Sunset to set up these chairs."

Then Applejack walks up to the Crusaders and Twilight. "How's that projector thing going?"

"It's doing well AJ," Apple Bloom replied. "And with these 3D glasses, it would be even more awesome!"

"Are ya' sure about this? Because the last time we watched a scary movie, you became traumatized by it."

"Don't worry Applejack. I learned my lesson that day and conquered my fear."

Applejack was still unsure about it but shrugged it off.

"So what movie are we supposed to watch?" Sunset asked.

Scootaloo brought out a tape from her bag and showed it to her. "Cantercalypse 3D; this movie is so scary that everyone will be scared out of their twits!"

Rainbow Dash can't help but chuckle. "Good one scoots."

Then the night finally arrived, the gym was dark but not that dark. All students were sitting on their chairs and two rows were separated. The box was now filled with a huge pile of money under Celestia's hands and each of the students was given 3D glasses while some were given popcorn or chili dogs.

Sweetie Belle presses the button on the projector to start the movie and the light from the projector beams to the movie screen and shows the prologue of the movie and the crowd cheers.

Then the movie begins with a man walking in an empty city. The buildings were already destroyed, destroyed cars were scattered around and flames were scattered around the burning buildings.

"I was your average kind of guy before it all happened. Before an experiment gone wrong at a science lab triggered a pandemic and it took everything I knew." Then a zombie jumps up from behind, but he reacts quickly and brings out his spear. "Batter up!"

He hits the zombie, and it spatters blood and it shows the title; Cantercalopyse 3D!

Then the prologue ends with the man and his girlfriend being surrounded by zombies out of his house.

"Don't worry baby, get these suckers taken care of. Baby?"

He then looks back at his girlfriend and she turns into a zombie. "Aw, great." The zombie tackled him and made zombie noises and the crowd gasped while Apple Bloom was shaking.

"Baby, you let yourself go really bad."

Scootaloo grabs Apple Bloom by the hand, making her scream and knocks the projector over and the tape pops out of it and causes the film to stop. Everyone began to boo in frustration while Apple Bloom gasps and checks on the projector.

"Scootalo, what the apples is that for?!"

"I didn't think you could freak out that bad. Honest!" She defended.

"Are you bucking kidding me?!" One student shouted and the rest began to boo even louder.

The Equestria Girls removed their 3D glasses and stood up and helped the Crusaders to put the movie back into use. Applejack puts the projector to its steady position and Scootaloo picks up the tape and blows on it a few times to remove the dust but accidentally spits on it. She exclaimed, "Oh god!"

"Ugh! What the buck?! Why did you spit on it?" Rainbow asked.

Scootaloo tries to wipe it off with her arm. "I didn't mean it!" She puts it back but nothing's working.

"Why is it not working?"

Scootaloo tries to shake the projector but it causes rays to go out and it hits the screen. Twilight takes the tape out and it is placed backwards. "You put it backwards. That's why it's not working." She then puts it back in the right way.

Then the movie continues and the crowd cheers again. The group sighs in relief and enjoys the movie.

"Well, that was close." Sweetie Belle said.

"Yes. There's no way we're letting this idea go down. But if this doesn't work, then I always got my backup plan." She then shows her sports equipment behind them. "Just in case, you all can thank me later if this goes down."

"You know we're watching a movie, right?" Fluttershy asked.

Then a zombie from the movie comes out of the screen. The cause was more likely by Scootaloo spits on the tape by accident and puts it back in backwards. Since the crowd were wearing 3D glasses, they had no idea that a real zombie just popped out of the screen.

"Wow!" Scootaloo exclaimed. "That zombie does pop out on you!"

"Totally," Rainbow agreed. "That one is coming really far off the screen."

But then, Sunset realized something was going on. "Wait. Guys, we're not wearing 3D glasses!"

The zombie walks up to Mr. Cranky and grabs his arm. "Hey, check this one out!"

The girls gasp and Applejack exclaimed. "That's a real zombie!"

"This is just great. Why does every kind of situation like this always happen to us?" Rainbow asked.

Then in a movie, the man grabs a chainsaw blade while a zombie walks to him.

"Hey, queer!" He throws it at the zombie and decapitates it. "Heads up."

The crowd cheers and seeing this scene gave the young daredevil an idea. "Rainbow Dash, that's it! You're sporting stuff!"

Scootaloo quickly picks up discusses and throws it in a similar fashion the man did in the movie and decapitates the zombie as result.

Rarity gasps and faints alongside Fluttershy but Applejack quickly holds them before they hit the ground.

"Wow, nice shot scoots." Then the ground started shaking. "What the buck is happening now?!"

"Okay, genius, let me put this in terms that you'll understand." While that scene plays, more zombies from the movie popped out of the screen. "The things you did, it woke up the dead- and they're ticked off!" Then the zombies let out their hands to everyone who was still wearing 3D glasses.

"Guys, if anyone gets hurt, then the world will turn into an apocalypse! We got to keep these zombies away from our friends!"

She then grabs javelins and Sunset decides to help and grab discussion. And Rainbow Dash began to yell the SpongeBob victory screech and they both ran towards the zombies.

Then a student reaches his hand out to a zombie while wearing his 3D glasses. "Oh cool." Then Sunset throws a javelin at the zombie, piercing it to death. "Aw man, that zombie just took a hit!"

Then Both Sunset and Rainbow Dash kill every single zombie around them and keep them away from their schoolmates.

"Holy freak!" Sandalwood exclaimed. "Did you see that zombie get a discussion to the face?"

The crowd cheers again and Rainbow Dash backs off of the zombies in the similar way the man does in the movie at the same time. And began to kill all of them off. She sees another behind and before she kills it, Applejack throws a javelin at the zombie's back.

"Ya' know I ain't leaving both of you hanging like that!" Then more zombies magically popped out of the screen. Applejack picks up another javelin. She screams and runs towards the zombies while the man in the movie does the same thing at the same time. She stabs a few zombies and crushes their necks.

"Better fire up the grill, 'cause I got me a zombie-kabob!"

Their schoolmates cheered again, and Pinkie Pie finally arrived with a tray of cupcakes.

"Hello everyone, I got all of these cupcakes that all of us are going to eat while watching the movie!" She exclaimed and a few zombies approached her.

"Pinks look out!" Rainbow shouted and threw another discuss to the zombies' necks thus decapitating them. Then another Zombie touched her by the shoulder and screamed when she saw a zombie in front of her.

Rarity and Fluttershy woke up and saw a zombie that was about to eat Pinkie Pie and she gasped.

"You leave darling alone!" She summons a big diamond and throws it at a zombie and crushing it against the wall.

Sunset looks back at the crowd and sees a zombie approaching Flash. "Woah, this is freaking awesome!"

"Flash!" She throws discusses and decapitates the zombie and its head falls on Flash's head.

Then those who were fighting were still busy holding them off and the big zombie from the final scene of the movie pops out and screams.

"Applejack, look out!" Sunset shouted.

The big Zombie growls and Applejack pony-ups and kicks it on the nuts but it only turns into dust.

"Oh, apple fudge…" The Zombie grabs her by the collar and throws her away, but she was saved by Twilight's telekinesis powers and safely put her down.

Sunset and Rainbow Dash throw javelins at the zombie but he quickly catches them with both of his hands and throws it back at them. Twilight uses her powers and catches them on time before they've been pierced.

"We really do need to beat the thing."

Then Rainbow glanced at MicroChips' newest invention, the futuristic go-kart. She ran towards it and sat on it and started the engine. The main character of the movie was inside a car.

"Okay, you big freaking creep-"

"You've taken a lot from me. But if you think that you're gonna deprive me of my-"

"-the money for our school's fundraising problem-"

"You're sorely mistaken!"

Both of them step on it and drive towards the zombie, Rainbow Dash was close enough and quickly leapt out of the go-kart. The go-kart hits the big zombie, and it explodes with him in it. And at the same time, the movie ends with flames burning the movie screen. Then the crowd cheered and clapped their hands.

Meanwhile, everyone else was going home and the Cutie Mark Crusaders were talking with Principal Celestia who was holding the box full of money.

"That idea was great, girls! I never thought the other students would be in that movie!" She said, "Anyway, it's getting late. We should all go home and go to sleep. And enjoy your weekend!"

When the Principal left, they regrouped with the Equestria Girls who were talking with Flash, and he seemed in a happy mood.

"I cannot believe this!" He exclaimed. "I actually thought I was in a real horror movie but man that was sure awesome!"

"Well Flash the truth is-"

But he interrupted her." Say no more, Sunset. We're all having a good time there and got to hit the road. See ya!" He then went inside his car and drove off.

"Should we tell everyone that those zombies they saw are real zombies we're fighting off?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well since they were wearing 3D glasses and thought that zombies are fake it's best not for them not to know that those were real zombies." Rainbow Dash suggested.

"Given what we all just went through, ah' to agree with Dash that no one else should know about this." AJ added.

"I'm sorry for letting that happen." Scootaloo said and his head down in guilt. Rainbow knelt down to her and put a hand on her shoulder.

"Hey, now scoots. Yes, you accidentally caused it but it's not your fault that it happened. It was an accident and look how good it came to them."

She felt a bit better and looked at her with a smile. "Thanks Rainbow Dash."

"Now let's go home and get some sleep. Because tomorrow you're going to be adopted and be part of my family."

The girls were surprised by this, and Apple Bloom asked. "Hold on a minute. You're getting adopted?"

"Yeah, I always want Rainbow Dash to be my big sister."

"This is so fantastic!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I should throw a welcome-to-the-Dash-Family party!"

Rainbow Dash chuckled. "Now come on, scoots. Let's get you home."

THE END

Author's Note

From this point forward in this Equestria Girls fanfic, Scootaloo has been adopted and became the little sister of Rainbow Dash!

Congratulations, Scoots!