My Little Porno: The Sacred Melodies of a Bland Fail-Author of Another Realm who Played a Stupid Game
My Little Porno: The Sacred Melodies of a Bland Fail-Author of Another Realm who Played a Stupid Game
Note, there's a short trivia after the story.
WARNING! This story:
*Is the peak of noobness
*Is disgusting
*Is poorly written
*Is not interesting
*Is written in a silly language
*Is very silly
*Is too excessive and unrealistic
*Is not arousing or exiting in any way (likely even quite the opposite)
*Has poor coordination
*Is written with little to no planning and ideas
*Probably has many errors in grammar, congruence, spelling and other areas
*Probably has many typos that ended up being another existing word (= ineffective spell check)
*Probably has several sentences that the author forgot to complete
*Is boring
*Makes overuse of memes
*Makes overuse of adjectives
*Makes no sense
*Doesn't ever use one correct name (Reasons unknown, even to the author)
*Has unnecessarily long and complicated sentences that even the author has lost track of
*Is written in an unskilled and very annoying way
*Is not canon
*Is written like an 13 year old semi-retarded, overexcited boy would do
*Does not follow the rules of the game anywhere near close
*Is much better unread. It is the truth.
Test story:
One day, the purple My Little Pony went over to the pink My Little Pony and made love to it without mutual consent. The end???
Okay, now for the real story.
Chapter 1: Breaking the rules
(09:35)
One day the magical purple My Little Pony was training her spell casting. She had found some old books in the basement of the local library. Ever since she had gotten her star tattoo on her butt, she had always loved stars and when she'd had to choose between all the different books in that basement, she had just taken some books with stars on as she wasn't looking for anything in particular that day.
When she had gotten home, she had started with a peculiar looking book. It was green and didn't have a single letter on the outside, only grey star with six spikes on the front. It reminded her of a star she once had seen in school. What was really interesting about this book was that a thin chain was tied around the book. In one end of the chain a little metal circle held a star just like the one on the front. The little My Little Pony wondered if this could perhaps be a book on astronomy with all these stars? Or perhaps some religion or maybe it even had some magic spells? Who knew?
When she had removed the chain so she could open the book she placed it on a table and dug in. To her big surprise the book seemed to contain topics on all the things she had just been thinking about. It had astronomic references, religious looking text and magic formulas. Although the book had everything she could hope for it was awfully cryptic. Everything was written in weird riddles and gave only a few hints to what every spell actually did.
Purple Pony knew she probably had to be very careful with these spells, but then again, magic was her special ass-tattoo power so she would surely manage just fine.
After reading in the book for the better part of an hour, she felt rather confident about this one spell.
Chapter 2: Hot horse!
(13:03)
The My Awesome Mare Goddess of the Freaking Sun was in her bathtub in her big empty luxurious bathroom. The room was almost completely quiet with the exception of a rhythmic splashing sound and an occasional short lived sound of Sunny's nonsensical voice.
Suddenly it knocked on the door and without waiting a cool yellow pegasus barged in. Synny's eyes shot wide open as she started splashing, obviously trying to conceal her wet body in shame. Whatever she was trying to hide was beyond everyone as ponies were largely naked all the time anyway.
“Pikasus!” she started yelling ”Did I not inform you not to ever disturb my quarter daily private bath time unless... Oh...”
The white Goddess of the 1.9891 million billion quadrillion kilogram burning space testicle of life and happiness halted her pretentiously angry and unexcited voice as she realized that her cute little favourite foal had to be in seriously sexy trouble. After a while she continued :
“So, what’s her reason this time for not just using the little purple perv to send me a letter?”
The yellow guy responded in his funny high pitched voice:
“Well, he's in the hospital. Anonymous has has been DDoS'ing him with all kinds of shit since this morning.”
“Pikasus! I choose YOU to prepare my flying limo to leave ASAP and leave me be for now!”
Sunny commanded her subordinate seconds before he as fast as lightning left the room.
Chapter 3: Exposition and Misposition
(10:47)
“Well, I certainly haven't seen anything like this up there before” the yellow pony said as she was studying Purple Pony's latest unexpected outcome of slight impulsive cockiness.
“Aww, how could this happen?! It's probably all because this stupid book wasn't clear enough about what kind of juice I needed for the spell. You said you haven't seen it up there before? Do you know what it is then?”
The Purple one clearly wasn't very happy about her situation.
“Well, do you have some books on... Well... Medical stuff?” the Yellow pony asked.
“Lots, what kind? Ponies? If so, over there, I'll just give you a little help”
The purple starry pony tried her best to get the books in question using her magic forehead appendix, but as she was almost totally unable to open her eyes she only managed to pull out all the books in a circular area around the books she wanted so they fell on the floor.
The little yellow ninjasus peeked from behind the ceiling lamp where she had fled in a quietly screaming manner in a time interval that even My Little Miss Gay Pride would have had trouble competing with. She assured the purple thing that she would just find it herself and after a while she found the correct material and began to question embarrassed jinx as best she could:
“What did you do?”
“I failed a spell, it seems.”
“What kind of spell was it?”
“Uh, I don't really know. It was something about entertainment so I thought it would be harmless, even if I failed slightly”
“What ingredients did you use?”
“It said something about juice from beginners, so I just tried and make my first apple juice from some apples that our orange friend had given me a few days ago.”
“So uhm... In details... Uh... What exactly happened when you cast the spell? Uh...”
“Well, at first I started feeling weird, something I can't describe. Then I felt a pressure behind my forehead, then on the outside as a little bubble started inflating below my beloved magic forehead wand. It kept growing and I started feeling the presence of at least two heavy objects in this meat bubble, and as it slowly reached its final size it started to get in my eyes so I hardly could open them and since then, I believe it has started to slowly cloud my mind. It's getting a little hard to think totally straight and I'm having a little trouble concentrating with this heavy bag in my face... So do you know what it is or not?”
The little yellow marshmallow was still flipping through pages without answering, but eventually came to a halt and said that she would place the book, so that her newly handicapped friend could see it.
“A-And please don't get upset about what the book says.” she added before she slowly and softly started shoving the big, hardback book in between the legs of Purple Pony, right where she was sitting.
When it was lying steadily between Purple's invisible front hooves, Purple tilted her head down so far that heavy appendix started dangling freely in the air and she was for the first time eyeing a picture in the book that made her cringe and tremble with more emotions than she herself could count to at the moment. Her heart started beating faster and faster, sweat started pouring out of her, her breath became irregular, her vision started tunnelling, her teeth began grinding by themselves, and she was shaking all over like a dictator with Parkinson's disease. For what seemed like an eternity, she just sat there, face-sack hanging free, mesmerized by the book.
Yellow Pony just sat there becoming more and more nervous about Purple's condition, and was uttering short nonsensical words like “Oh dear...” and “Please...” while she watched her miserable friend possibly succumb to a complete mental breakdown. Finally, Purple broke the silence as she started crying loudly while losing bladder control, wetting herself.
The yellow one was trying not to touch the smelling fluid that oddly had the exact same colour as herself, but at the same time she desperately wanted to comfort her crying friend who by now had sunken down upon now soaked anatomy visualisation of equine males. It was like a game of The Floor is Lava, except that there were only one considerable area of the floor she couldn't touch but the centre of all this was ironically her mission's destination. As she slowly crept backwards, her at the time being author remembered that she had wings, and she started hovering over the already impressing ocean of shameful metabolic waste. When she reached the middle, she put a hoof on her crying partner's shoulder while telling her that everything would be just okay they just had to find a way to Ctrl-Z the magic spell.
Well, at least that was her plan, but the light touch on the broken purple pony's shoulder sent her into such a shock that she started flailing wildly around like a psychotic child playing in the water brink on the beach, only with sour, smelling liquids splashing everywhere. Yellow pony was disgusted and horrified, but managed to ignore the feeling of getting splashed with her friend's hot, excreted over-excitement and forced her own weight upon Purple Pony's soaked, writhing body, holding her down and staring her in the eyes, trying to make her snap out of her over hysterical tantrum of panic. For minutes the two were lying there in the yellow sea calming down in the warm moist waves of magical friendship while their position in time slowly turned into a long lasting hug.
After a long while the yellow one broke the hug telling Purple Pony, with the happiest voice she could muster, that everything was going to be just fine, and it was just a simple matter of time before they found a way to descrotumize her face and gave the large sack a gentle poke.
She probably shouldn't have done that since a strong signal just went to Purple's brain giving her commands that her female brain never was designed to deal with, and she had to pull herself together not go into another series of spasms. She closed her eyes and concentrated as best she could manage with the orbs telling her of all the misdeeds they wanted her to commit.
Luckily she had a very organized and determined mind, so she managed to get up and do something about the whole situation.
“Okay, let's get this fixed, let's start out by washing ourselves and your mane-wig” the purple My Little Pony said.
“Oh.. my-my... My.. Secret... You knew it? Oh dear...” Yellow Pony responded in shame as she clearly tried to hide tears that was starting to form in her eyes.
Purple apologized and hurriedly said that she was the only one who knew about this though, and that it was okay.
“Look at this thing, Yellow.” Purple said pointing at her unexpected facial newcomer. ”You're not the only one to have something to be embarrassed about. Let's just get this whole situation fixed and never speak of it again”
The plushy yellow optimist agreed with a little, relieved smile and they both helped cleaning the floor, books and each other in a hot magical bath.
Throughout the whole time cleaning, Purple's facial attachment was sending signals that was getting stronger by the minute, and by the end of the cleaning session she was on the edge of breaking down from the mental pressure for pleasure and she asked her new partner in shame to find a way to get a message through to Sunny-Sensei as she desperately needed guidance on her problem. Also, she had to explain to Yellow Pony that they couldn't use the purple dragon dude because she had had to rush him to the hospital early in morning as he had suddenly started spewing tons of soiled toilet paper everywhere and it had made him very sick.
Yellow did as requested and about ten minutes later she returned to Purple Pony's house, saying that she had asked the My Little Blue Lesbian Pony to supersonic-gayboom for the sky castle with a letter explaining the whole thing.
Chapter 4: Identification and Completion
(13:21)
A hot flash of sunlight outside the window let the two shameful friends know that Purple Pony's majestic mentor had arrived and the yellow one opened the door welcoming Sunny inside and making sure that the door was shut tightly and locked behind them.
“Soooo, my most prized student of hhhhh-ornor, yeeesss... I heard news of your magical mistake. Let me look at the result” the goddess said in a surprisingly optimistic manner. Purple came out from a shadow revealing her problem. “Balls!” Sunny exclaimed in surprise with mouth and eyes going wide open. Purple Pony was shaking all over, her legs were wobbling, her fur was sweaty and if you could see her tear filled eyes, you would notice a wildly desperate expression in them. Also droplets of some liquid was following her around where she walked.
“Ah, I already see the problem”
The large white Fire/Flying/Magic triple type shiny Ponymon went over to her purple minion and took a closer look at her heavily blushing face.
“Please show me book with the spell”
Purple nodded towards the table where the book was already lying opened on the page with the foul spell. Sunny went over and looked at the spell, then she closed the book most of the way and took a look at the cover and then looked at little while longer at the spell again. After a couple of minutes, she returned to the two quietly waiting ponies.
“As I expected. You see, younglings, this book ended up here after traversing through two other realms. It was created mostly by foul evil creatures and repeatedly sent back and forth between the two realms until one day it was lost to our realm and it has been stored in the library's basement ever since. The spell you have cast upon yourself requires a very different type of ‘A Beginner's Juice’ than you thought and it is not to be taken lightly. Since this book has very powerful magic, there are only two ways that beings with our power level can remove it. We will take the best one. First of, you did the magic with the wrong juice, second; you didn't complete the magic and third; the spells in this book isn't even meant for ponies. Now, in order to banish this, we need to complete the spell. Allow me...”
Sunny went over to the nearly blinded girl and started concentrating with her magic horn.
“Well, even though it was the wrong juice, you certainly used enough of it. Wow, you actually drank that much? Where did it all go? Anyway this is good, that means that there are still a good deal of the same unused magic-ingredient in your, hi-hi, Pouch...” she said, lightly giggling.
She went back to concentrating and after a little while the purple student of occult arts began to wiggle around where she was sitting. Suddenly her much valued source of awesome magic started growing and suddenly it started glowing white as its shape and form began to change. After a few moments the glowing stopped and Purple no longer had a horn.
Sunny immediately started assuring the scared, little, newly hornless marketing product that everything had happened exactly as it was supposed to, and she shouldn't worry about her horn because it would return to normal after the spell had worn off. That, though would take some hard work. Both Purple and Yellow pony noticed their omnipotent master's extra emphasis on the word 'hard'. Both of them then started examining Purple's new addition.
[At this point the author had to look up equine anatomy on the internet which took a while since the author had to pull itself together... True story.]
Her horn had gone limp. Just like the time when she had been in contact with the Poison Joke plant in the woods. This time around though, it wasn't even a horn any more. It was much larger now, and hanging just down past her muzzle, resting between the contained spheres in her face-sack. The whole thing was a little thicker than the base of her horn had been and was now clearly made of meat rather than bone and was covered in beige skin. The odd cylinder ended in a somewhat flat tip with a little hole at in the middle.
“Wh.. What h-happened? What's this?” Purple managed to whimper in her miserable state.
Sunny responded in a soft voice:
“This is the result of completing the spell. Luckily, using the wrong juice didn't have that severe consequences. I take it you know what the first addition that you summoned upon yourself is?”
“I-I know already!” Purple responded, clenching her eyes in shame and desperateness.
“Good, then you also know what its only purpose is, right?”
“Y-yes...”
Sunny continued
“Good, then don't try to hide that you obviously know that your horn has temporarily become and what it is that you must do to make it return to normal”
Sunny had a the slightest of a very strange hinting in her voice as spoke. The purple, little student, on the other hand could hardly speak and the newest addition on her forehead had begun twitching a little. She tried to whimper a panting response:
“Uhm, well... B-but-but...”
“Don't you worry” Sunny interrupted her “After all, you have two good friends to help you out with your, heheh, problem, hihihi!”
Sunny said unable to suppress her giggling as suddenly, they both heard a very quiet little “O-oh no!” from a dark, secluded part of the room where the yellow one had crept to, unnoticed by the others.
Chapter 5: Divine Intervention
(13:49)
“Come over here, there's no need to be nervous. You know as well as everyone else what this is and we need your help with it”
Yellow started slowly and nervously walking towards the student/teacher duo.
“You two are such close friends, so this will be just fine. Just take it easy” the big white goddess said as she took a couple steps back and gave the two some room.
When Yellow Pony had reached her purple friend, she put a hoof on her back and started stroking her slowly as she, as bravely as she could manage, started telling her how everything was going to be fine nothing was going to hurt her. As the pressure enhanced, Purple was now unable to sit up and threw herself down flat on the floor, resulting in the tip of the meat snake hitting the floor, which triggered a strong signal throughout all of her body which made her flail around a couple of seconds before she got a hold of herself again and kept lying on the floor with her head now a bit raised to avoid anything hitting the floor again.
What Purple didn't notice until a few seconds later was that this was actually unnecessary as her faceTube wasn't pointing down any more as it had suddenly inflated slightly, and was now more spongy and was hanging in a limb arch that pointed at the floor in an angle. Purple was now panting hard with her voice whimpering with every breath, still clenching her eyes and biting her teeth hard together. She tried to speak:
“I-I-I. C-can't, I want.. Ah-ah-ah! Hurry! I-I..!”
The yellow, fluffy cushion was trying to be as brave as possible despite also being very nervous.
“Oh dear, uh, uhm, okay, uh.. I-I'll have to.. T-touch your, eh.. Then, s-so here g-goes.. Ready..”
She reached out and lightly poked the slowly hardening sausage, which caused her Purple partner to cringe and pant even more, her whimpers getting even louder. Not forgetting her friend's desperate begging for help, Yellow turned her attention to the still slightly dangling meat wand, and started caressing it at best she knew how. It was quite the challenge as she didn't know how to do this properly, but it did have a visible effect on her magical friend whose whimpers by now had turn into moaning.
The session continued for a while with Yellow Pony awkwardly trying to caress the slowly enlarging stick of flesh. After about a minute the once limb face hose had doubled in size and it was now as long Purple's neck. It was also pointing straight away from Purple's forehead as her horn usually did, and it was as hard as any pony's leg. The inflation that had caused the size to double had also caused the thing to become considerably heavier which in turn created a greater down force than Purple Pony was used to. Yellow's caressing had turned into her hugging around the rigid tube and pumping back and forth with her chin brushing against the side. That way Yellow was also holding most of the weight.
The session kept going like this for couple more minutes with Purple moaning louder and louder and her attempts to utter any words became more and more nonsensical and then suddenly every muscle in her body went into a major spasm. Purple completely lost control of her movements and started flailing around wilder than before, screaming and blabbering randomly constructed sounds all while her enormous, magical rod started shooting out white fluids with a force so great that you could hardly see the stream starting to arch in its ballistic parabolic route to randomville before it hit something in the room. Each shot had to be at least 200 mL and it was thick sticky and smelly like a thick, white, musky, honey being squirted from a long beehive.
Oh, beehi---ve!
As this happened, Purple started panicking and tried to stand up and run, but the weight of her head mounted fluid canon and Yellow, who in shock had started clinging to it, was too much and Purple tipped over, head first with her butt in the air, hind legs flailing randomly while her forelegs didn't have much of a chance to do anything. Purple was screaming, Yellow was whimpering and had now without thinking about it wrapped her hind legs around Purple Pony's screaming face, the thick flesh pipe was still evacuating large white floods that were now being sprayed across the floor, painting it white where it a few hours ago had been yellow.
For about a minute it continued like this, slowly dying out until the two of them had lost all strength and collapsed to the side, lying there on the floor resting after the intense ritual, sweating, panting and with the occasional sigh of relief.
Sunny was looking in awe at piled up duo and the several litres of white goo that had been sprayed around the whole room and was now dripping and pooling everywhere.
“Excellent! You two did even better than I had dared hoping for. It's impossible to tell how much you have to do this, so you two should keep it up until the magic of this spell is worn out. And considering that your special ass-power is magic, you two are probably looking to spend a lot of energy doing this. I-I'll just clean all this for you and come help you afterwards.”
Sunny started using her divine magical powers to gather all the musky smelling goop from the room and bring out outside to her waiting sky limo. When she was done, Purple and Yellow were still lying in the same spot on the floor.
“So, would any of you like to describe what you just went through?” Sunny asked.
The Yellow My Little Pony was lying limp on her side facing away from the Sun Goddess. She raised her neck and turned her head looking at the white mare out of the corner of her eye.
“Uh, eh.. Oh, my.. This was a little more, eh... Intense than I had assumed it would be. Uh.. How are you, Purpl-EEK!!”
Giga Pudding-coloured legs were still loosely wrapped around Purple's face and the two spherical rocks from the satanic spell force still located beneath the now limb slime shooter were still sending corruptive signals to the brain of their owner who had just discovered that her tongue could reach the source of a smell that her brain in its current state registered as vital for survival. The sudden wet feeling of long flexible intruder in Yellow Pony's canal of fluid excretion had forced a sudden halt in her question, and she had resorted to whimpering while biting her teeth together and clenching her eyes.
“S-sorry...” Purple said between slurps “I-I can't... Resist, it's too hard” *slurp!* “Please... T-try... To endure it” she said and kept licking Yellow's lower exit in a haze of arousal.
At first, Yellow's face was resembling that of a weightlifter at the peak of hers/his career, but after a few minutes of the vaginal tongue bath, her fear had been almost completely replaced with arousal as intimate contact with the affected one of this demonic spell would slowly copy into any other sentient life form.
“Oh! Oh dear! Please... No... Yes-no! Oh-oh-oh! I can't.. Ah!”
Yellow was slowly succumbing to the effects of the aphrodisiac and her resistance kept subsiding by the second.
Purple's meat horn had begun growing again and by now, it had regrown into the room between the yellow fore legs where it had left the hug by shrinking after the violent slime evacuation. Purple started moving her whole head along with the licks to generate some friction on her inflated front appendix.
After a little while, none of the two had a single trace dignity or common sense left in their bodies. Purple was licking away while rhythmically pumping her head and Yellow was hugging and licking the sweaty, greasy pole, while forcefully bucking her hips in sync with Purple's head.
As if the two of them shared a hive mind, they simultaneously realized that this same position wasn't satisfying enough and the yellow one rolled over and put her hind hooves hard in the floor and set off into a powerful jump forwards all the same while Purple barrel rolled the same way around and got up on all fours. Yellow's forelegs gave out and she collapsed on the floor looking back at Purple who immediately aimed her long spear, and charged at Yellow's exposed backside, ramming the satanic horse phallus deep into Yellow’s reproductive system, making the once single duplex canal a half duplex expressway. Blood and a few other fluids was forced to squirt out at the tremendous quantity of newton that forced the organic hammer inside the little room, stopping at nothing. Yellow's butt was pushed on the floor, forcing the little screeching creature almost a meter forward along the floor as the moaning and grunting purple mutant repeatedly back stabbed her friend again and again, slowly finding a rhythm for her violent piston-like head butting, making her look like a crazy person rocking out to Haddaway music.
Their overclouded single purpose minds had paid no attention to the celestial divine presence in the room who, completely unnoticed by them, had taken position behind her purple fluff toy. Suddenly Purple's grunting voice kicked into a powerful, glass shattering scream as she suddenly felt as if a jedi gynaecologist had probed her with a lightsaber. Actually it was her teacher, goddess of the sun, who had penetrated her with her own magic wand, only this one was properly placed. The force of her grand entry resulted in a squirt of bloody fluids hitting the already well soaked floor enlarging the pool of mixed fluid.
White teeth bit down softly in Purple's back and Sunny's large wings started flapping around giving her all the momentum she needed to hold Purple in her place until she got used to the glowing hot mast of magic in her squishing hole. After a few moments, she had cooled down again and lust had reconquered the command of her mind and continued its sexy regime of corruptive fornication.
Yellow was still lying on the floor completely unable to do anything but exhaling a combination of moans and screams and trying to wiggle her behind in an attempt to enhance the friction a little. Sunny was still biting down softly on Purple's back skin while using her powerful wings to increase the speed of her powerful humping in an order of magnitude, reaching much fasters spoods than any other non divine pony could ever hope to accomplish. Her high frequency sine-like movements were so forceful that every thrust forced Purple to bottom out her man train in the yellow pony's entrance and every time the great white stallion/mare combination pulled back, her retraction from Purple's tight love chamber created a vacuum that pulled the purple toy back with her as if they were connected with a rubber band. All this resulted in most of the kinetic energy from Sunny's brutal assault went all the way through Purple and into Yellow, who had to lie there flat on the floor and absorb all the movement.
As time passed the dark power of the spell proved proficient enough to even corrupt the mind of a deity and Sunny had lost every shred of personality and obediently complied to the voice of her master telling her to just keep blast processing the purple object in front of her with higher velocity than any other fast animal was able to.
Chapter 6: The Zenith of Satanic Sodomy
(15:11)
The adventuring party of three were still fully engaged in their hardest battle yet. The floor was an ocean of mixed, indefinable liquids and more fluids were still flying everywhere, the room was filled with a heavy salty musk, the three partners were still in the heat of a dramatic battle against the hopefully final boss as they had been going on for ages. None of the insatiable members of the loud, grunting, moaning and screaming group could tell how long they had been going in the same way since they started. The only difference was that Yellow had somehow been turned and was now lying on her back with all four thrashing legs in the air, allowing Purple to shortly tongue Yellow's other hole when she had a chance to reach it, when she was close enough. Yellow's own tongue was just hanging out of her open mouth, dangling with the movement and random loud noises produced by her voice. Sunny was still biting down on the purple carpet, and obeying her inner dictator of lust, going in and out of Purple Pony like a divine piston of reproduction.
After such a long monster marathon of brutalizing each other, the trio of immorality had finally started to approach the climactic pinnacle of the powerful black force from the unholy literature. With an infinite determination, the raw brute force and rapid speed of the primitive ritual started increasing slowly for a whole minute until all the rhythmic forces of the three component sex machine became irregular and and everything suddenly culminated in a grand finale, as the goddess of the sun, with an unbelievably powerful final thrust, used her wings to propel herself and the other two across the floor all the way to the wall in the other end of the room.
Yellow being on front hit the wall first and was pushed up against it followed by the purple one, before Sunny's hooves with loud clops placed themselves on each side of Purple, who were also pushed up against the wall, forcing Yellow even higher up. Sunny was now standing on her hind legs resting against the wall with her forelegs, while her magically summoned hermaphroditic stallion organ was forcefully holding Purple up against the wall, who in turn was forcing Yellow upwards, who now reached out and grabbed Sunny's horn to hold her own balance on the obscene totem pole.
That was, however, only necessary for about a single second as sunny had held back, but could no longer restrain herself and suddenly tipped backwards, unleashing her final ability with full power, and a great tsunami of glowing white goddess-goo launched the two butt-head connected lovers in a powerful flight that by sheer luck was directed at a window. Purple had almost simultaneously reached the apex of her own limit beak, and shortly after they at high speed had crashed through the window, she proceeded with her own ruthlessly strong penile evacuation of reproductive slime.
With the sheer force of her spastic in-flight, mind-shattering launch sequence, Purple with relentless strength separated her long term ass-hat from herself, as Yellow herself climaxed and her internal organs pushed out a torrent of hot, wet, sticky afterburner, the first of which splattered in the face of her private, furry launch pad.
The magically enhanced, daisy-chained quadruple jet-orgasms of no less than four genitals sent the yellow pegasus aviating with such velocity that she broke all barriers and a circular rainbow coloured homo-explosion doubled her forward momentum, sending her flying a two digit factor of metres per second faster she had ever gone before.
Chapter 7: Recollection
(16:02)
In the ending of the epic final battle, the Rainbow Pride Girl had been passing randomly by and had seen the violent window-shattering ultimate final move, and had chased after the flying duo and grabbed the Purple one before she injured herself in a fall and brought her back to her house where their great leader was slowly coming to her senses. About 10 minutes later, the Yellow My Little Pony came gliding back in through the broken window and immediately collapsed on the floor.
After an extensive rest, they had come to themselves and found that they had successfully outlasted the evil spell. Purple's face was once again sporting a little magical horn and was totally free of balls. Sunny had also removed her secret fetish pole.
As their minds were getting back to a normal state and they got an overview of the whole situation, they started explaining to the My Lesbian Pony what had happened, with a follow up request to keep it to her self.
“You can count on me!” she replied with a smile.
Sunny looked towards the broken window and assured Purple that she would send a team to fix, repair and clean up everything after the event outside as well as inside of her house. Both Purple and Yellow pony suddenly realized who they were really talking to and bowed before the divine mare, humbly thanking her for her generosity, but she assured them that they didn't need to bow, as she was as grateful for their services at they were for hers. With that, she started walking towards the door. When she passed the table with the book that had started it all, she picked it up and brought it with her.
“These texts contains much evil that is still too dangerous to play with. I’d better bring it with me and hide it away, for the safety of my people... for now. When you have excelled even more in the arts of magic, I shall reinstate your access to this literature of the damned for you to study, my student”
The three lesser ponies followed their princess out to her still waiting sky limo, where they saw her get in the back seat next to a large jar. Before she left for the skies she turned her head at them and said:
“Oh and by the way, I will be busy rest of the day and probably resting tomorrow. And get word out that my sister's planned nocturnal games tonight has be rescheduled to tomorrow night. Good bye, for now!”
With that she accented in all her glory and the trio went back inside the still reeking domicile of Purple the Pony.
“Oh my...” the yellow one said, almost whispering, as the first thing since the incident. “Uhm, do you... When do you think you can excel your magic enough? Because... Y-you, know... I... I h-have never tried making apple juice before, so I.. Y-you know.. I thought.. M-maybe you could show me h-how?”
End End.
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Trivia:
In general:
*Later, the incident was discovered and made public and Purple was hence forth known as Futaface
*The divine princesses of Day and Night were married the year after
*When Futaface excelled in magic and got the book, the whole gang of five ended up having similar parties. Sometimes with the goddesses
*The Real End
The author of this:
*Was challenged to write this sort of a story through a game it made (That may be included somewhere)
*Admits that this is an abomination of mankind
*Is not proud of this
*Is glad to be done with this
*Acknowledge having little to no imagination and what is there sucks
*Was forced to watch almost all of the first season of Friendship is Magic
*Didn't dislike it as much as anticipated
*Did enjoy some of the humour
*Does somewhat enjoy 'brony humour' now and then
*Is not a brony!
*Is not a hater either :)
*May be in deep denial D:
*Has not authored much story literature before (Clearly)
*Should probably confess his sins to some religious figure and go into rehabilitation of some sort
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Peace!
-The Author
