The psychotic gentlegriff

by Anubis Grimgost

Prologue

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Author's Note

This is my first ever time trying to make something like this and I would be open to criticism to improve.

So please enjoy.


Prologue

At 07:39 (Alarms blaring)
“Sir do you copy this is lieutenant Jackson from Alpha company, some of these undead meat bags have breached containment and protocol is proven ineffective, we need new orders now.”

Doctor Death thought of the best course of action but leaving the lieutenant and his troops to die was not an option, cause he doesn’t know how to pilot the cargo helicopter on the roof.

Lieutenant Jackson. “Doctor. DOCTOR DEATH!!! DO YOU COPY?!?!!”

“Lieutenant fallback and make your way to the helicopter, you know this fucked up facility just as well as I do. and if anyone’s been bitten kill on sight, that’s an order lieutenant. If I’m not at the chopper by 08:00 hours… then presume me as dead, good luck to you and your team”

“Doctor I knew you were insane but surely you’re not gonna try to fight your way to the roof?”

“Oh who knows my friend but I guess we’ll just have to find out. ooh and it will be the perfect way to test some of the experimental weapons, oh how exhilarating HAHA HAHA HAHAHA!!!!
Come to your creator so you may be destroyed!!”

“DOCTOR NOOO!!!!”

The doctors POV

It’s a good thing I was in the weapons wing of this facility, because I have access to every weapon I have ever made over the years, by the gods. I love having max level access.

Mmmmmm some of these and some of those, ooooow and how could I forget you my beloved dismember Mk1, ahhhh and you will fit nicely on my belt, ohh I can’t wait to give these zombies the shock of their life… or would it be unlife. ahh who cares I know I won’t if I die…

Now that I think about it i am curious about experiencing death itself?
One way to find out.

OpEniNg All DoOrS FaCiliTy 083

Let’s begin the test on which one of these wonderful weapons will kill you undead specimens the fastest.

FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!

“Aaahhhh fuck, get off me you prick!”

Aw shit how many dead body’s did this virus infect and I’ve been bitten too. great just great my day can’t get better if it tried. Oh wonderful I’m out of ammo. well I’m going out on my own terms, you undead flesh craven freaks, FUCKING FREAKS!!!!

Sometimes my need to satisfy my curiosity is a problem but this is the first time it’s bit me in the ass, oh well at least this place is rigged to blow, so I guess I can die with a grin.

KAAABOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last thing I saw was the flames of the explosion speeding towards me and darkness I thought death would hurt more, I mean I’m not complaining but it feels a little disappointing oh god I hope I’m not being judged by god for my sins, I’m self conscious oh how embarrassing oh who am I kidding I couldn’t care less and I think I’m alone?

Isn’t there meant to be a light or something, what is that it sounds like a voice and they’re speaking English, well that’s something I guess, mhmm and I think I smell pastry’s and sweets and it smells like heaven.

“Ewe who left their disgusting hybrid Pet in my way, this griffon looks deformed” said a pompous voice.

Which was met with a laugh and then a response. “oh sir upper class allow me to remove this cretin from you’re path.

I was in the middle of processing what I heard, when all of a sudden I went from feeling heavy to weightlessness in a matter of seconds only to collide with something solid. And I heard a crack and fell a sharp and excruciating pain on my left side. I believe one or two of my ribs are broken most likely a clean fractured but I wouldn’t be able to tell. but I felt sleepy so I opted to take a nap.

When I came to, the pain was reduced to a slight sting and a dull throb. I’m trying to move my left arm only to feel pain. But when I bought my right arm in front of my eye's. my mind froze and I had to process what I saw.

“Claws I have claws but I died. I blew the facility up . I can’t believe this I’m having a fever dream, wait no I’m in pain. So this is real but why do I have claws and their are covered in a blanket of soft, short feathers. Yooo they extend and retract this is crazy and intriguing.”

But I had more pressing matters to ponder about like walking. and I was hungry too, so objective one achieve walking, objective two find sustenance, then I can contemplate about my new form.

As I got a better look at myself I discovered wings, wings that looked bit too big for my body and a long and flexible tail, at it’s end and base I had a plumage of feathers. I also had feathers on my forearm, or are they now forelegs. I was so entranced by it, I didn’t even notice that I was spinning in circles like a puppy and as embarrassing, as that was, I was more stoked about the fact that I had learned to walk with out trying.

Now onto objective two, find food and water but where am I because I don’t have the foggiest idea but it appears to be an alleyway. As I made my way out of this abysmal place, thinking that I’ve been subjected to a messed up experiment which is an unsettling thought for me, because I’m normally the one experimenting on live subjects.
I mean it’s the only logical explanation for my new and intriguing body, I mean I’m not mad cause my old body got infected with my own virus. How ironic but something was due to go wrong, just a shame containment was breached. That stupid second class scientist just had to go get eaten and leave the door open a day before my hard earned vacation. Some people are so inconsiderate.

And who and where are those two idiots who chucked me in this alleyway and buggered up my ribs, because I’m gonna chop them up for this and I will make it excruciatingly slow too.
But that reminds me did idiot B call idiot A “Upper Class” I said with disgust.

As i made my way out of the dark and damp alleyway, my eyes widened at what I saw.

“I don’t think I’m on earth anymore.”

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