
Pest Control
When the Portal between Earth and Equestria was opened, all seemed fine...at first. Then, the bat ponies came. Or rather, the FRUIT bat ponies. Now, one farm hires a mare who has her own..."unique" way of distracting pests...
After Humanity's first confirmed contact with an alien race, all was pretty hectic for a while. But soon, the sight of these unbearably cute ponies everywhere became commonplace, and they were widely accepted.
Except for the bat ponies. More specifically, the fruit bat ponies! These quickly became a nuisance, as one fruit bat pony could ruin an entire orchard in the space of a month!
So a farmer and his sons, besieged by a bat pony that has infested their orchard and are at their wits' end, decide to contact the nearest Equestrian Embassy and demand something be done about their pest!
The solution the Embassy sends is not at all what they were expecting...


5905 words: Estimated 30 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- "Is...is she doing...what I THINK she's doing?!" 2023-06-17 14:18:41 UTC5905