Equestria Bound

The crowd outside on the Maneside streets was huge. Porky had nowhere to run, now. The fat man was in a small, new base next to the old one. The Pigmasks that survived the explosion at the old base were there with him, which meant about half of what it once was. Berry had met up with Ruby at Punch Cavern.

“Are you ready for today, Rubes? Are you READY... to banish a fat man to the Underworld?” Berry was super-mega pumped up for the occasion.

“I guess. Kinda nervous. It's like a first date nervous feeling, except my date is an epic battle. I'm expecting for there to be an all out war at the base. I'm more than prepared for that. Fifteen minutes away, and we march with our weapons to battle. Never would have thought it would have come to this.”

“Awww, Rubes! Get pumped! Attitude! You've been waiting forever to kick his ass, and now's the time! I'll be by your side, fighting with you to the very end! I've been practicing my PSI shield, counter, and life-up. I got Beta down and I'm up to Gamma with Freeze, Fire, and Thunder. I'm ready to kick some flank.”

“...You're right. I'm ready for him! I'm ready to kick some Porky ass!” Ruby said confidently.

“Hell yeah! Now let's get out there and send our people to VICTORY!” Berry shouted.

“Wait!” Ruby shouted.

“What?”

“Wanna have one last drink in case we don't return? I'll chug it with you!” Ruby smiled.

“...I love you sometimes, ya know that? Best friends forever, you and me. 2 Blueberry Punches for the battle of a century, Big Mac!” Ruby called.

“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, sending 2 drinks coming their way. The 2 mares picked up the drinks and toasted.

“To a battle that will fill the Equestrian history books.”

“Amen to that.”

Clink!

Ruby was up on the podium she gave her Maneside speech on, to give a short, energizing battle speech.

“MANESIDE! It is time we put the heathen Porky Minch to rest! Him and his stupid Pigmask army don't belong here! It's time we settled this! Celestia has sent her best fighters and top guardsponies to help us, but we all know our real power is our bond! We have the trust among ourselves in which Porky and his minions do not possess! It's time we showed Porky our power! It's time to show Porky our potential! It's time to show Porky our friendship power! IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME STAR-DAMNED BACON!”

A big “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!” came from the crowd. They rose their knives, swords and even some guns.

“Let's rock and roll! Off to Porky's base!”

It was a stampede, a roaring stampede, and at the front of the pack was Ruby Black, Berry Punch, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity and Pinkie Pie, who was wielding a chainsaw.

They ran through the forest, trampling all bushes, plants, and even animals that stood in their way. An unstoppable force. Ruby signaled a halt of the stampede before a big building. The building was silver, and had a big dome over one section of it.

“Brace yourselves, ponies! This could be the last time you go home to see your families. However, let us see to it that the Pigmasks don't go home at all!”

The crowd cheered with energy once more.

“Surround the entrances. They are almost all probably waiting inside for us to strike!”

The ponies scrambled around the building, until they made a nice circle around the building. Ruby yelled at the top of her lungs at the building.

“PORKY MINCH!” She started “YOUR EVIL ACTS SHALL BE DONE IN TODAY! NOPONY SHALL LIVE THROUGH YOUR MAD SCHEME ANY LONGER! MANESIDE! CHAAAARGE!”

They rushed to the building. They all headed in toward the entrances, with the exception of some, and Pinkie Pie, breaking the window to get in. Ponies rushed past Ruby and Berry to the entrance.

“GO! GO! SHOW THEM WHO IS GOING TO BE THE VICTOR OF THIS GAME.” Ruby yelled.

Berry looked at her. “Girl, you need a better battle shout. KICK THEIR F*CKING ASSES! HIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA! WOOOO!”

Berry took out her sword and grabbed Ruby. She ran into the entrance and to no surprise, Porky's army had been waiting. There were cries, shrieks, squeals, and gunshots. But oddly enough, as the edged toward the middle part with the dome, a saxophone was added to those sounds.

“HEY, BERRY!” The only way to get her attention was to shout as loud as she could. “DO YOU HEAR SAXOPHONE, OR AM I CRAZY?”

“I HEAR IT TOO! YOU AREN'T CRAZY!”

As they edged toward the middle, the saxophone got louder and louder until they heard something they never wanted to hear in their life again.

“NWEHEHEHEHE! MY PRETTIES! I AM BACK!”

Fassad came flying down off jet-packs. He was half robot with horns coming out of his mouth. As he spoke, tenor saxophone notes came out as well. Fassad was blocking the entrance to the dome like room.

“Nwehehehehehehehehe! That's one “Nwe” and eight “he”s! I said I wasn't through with you back in your adorable little town!” Fassad took out a banana, and ate it!

“Why did you have to show up! Go Ruby! Go! I can take care of this testicle-less stallion!” Berry shouted at Ruby.

“But, Berry--” Ruby was cut off.

“I SAID GO! Porky must be defeated! KICK HIS ASS, RUBY, OR I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!”

That message got through to Ruby like a bullet. Ruby nodded and ran. She jumped through the silver door. It was a throne room. Gold statues everywhere. And in the middle, was the throne. In front of the throne was an old stallion. An old, old, old, old stallion in a robot shaped like a spider.

“Porky...”