Equestria Bound
That's One "Nwe!" and Eight "He"s!
Previous ChapterNext Chapter“Ruby? Who's this ass-head? He's bugging me already.” Berry had battle in her eyes, ready to take this “Fassad” down.
“Nwehehehe! So feisty! I'm Fassad, Porky's most treasured assistant! Why am I telling you this? Because Mr. Natural Killer Cyborg here and I shall rrrrrip everything you know from your mind! Prepare to be erased!”
Fassad clicked a button on the remote he was holding. The Natural Killer Cyborg's eyes turned on and it made a noise as the top dome of the robot opened. Fassad was lifted into the machine and took control of it.
“Time to play, kiddies!”
The cyborg's long arms became electrified and the mouth opened to reveal a giant laser beam gun.
“Let's hustle for pride! Nwehehehehehehehe!” The arm came hurling toward Ruby and grabbed her, shocking her with deadly voltage. The cyborg threw her against a wall, injuring her.
Dammit! Ah... Grrr... What can I do!? I can't let Ruby down! Ah!... Maybe if I... Berry tried the only thing that came to her mind.
“PK Fire beta!” Berry's attack was barely damaging at all. The cyborg turned to Berry with it's mouth cannon directed toward her. Berry's face went blank. “Well, shit.”
“Nwehehehehehehe! So, Giygas has taught you PSI? Interesting... let's see that PSI take on THE END OF THE CENTURY BEAM!... NWEH!”
An arm wrapped around Berry, shocking her, and lifting her toward the cannon. Ruby lay on the floor, unable to help.
“You were hopeless from the start! Nwe! Say goodnight! Giygas! Watch in horror as your friend you worked so hard to teach is exterminated before your very eyes!”
“No... NOOOO!” Ruby was glowing, her eyes blank white.
“NOT... THIS.... TIME!”
“Silly Giygas! What do you possibly hope to--”
Fassad stopped, looking in awe at the meteors headed toward Sugarcube Corner.
“Oh... my... Pork. What is that?” Fassad couldn't move. He didn't even try to move the cyborg.
With what small energy she had left, Berry said with struggle “That's... *cough* my bestest friend in the whole world, you egghead. That's also your head on a silver platter.”
Pinkie understood the meaning of what was about to happen and took immediate action.
“Quick, everypony! Follow me out the back!”
All of the ponies followed Pinkie Pie out the back door and waited anxiously.
Ruby had lost it, but somehow, Berry sensed she was in control.
“FASSAD! YOU'VE... HURT... FRIENDS... Gah! GYAH!” She twitched in the air as the earth shook. “NOBODY.... HURTS... GIYGAS... FRIENDS! GWAAYAGH!”
The meteors edged close as the earth shook even more.
“Nwe... Heheh... You've may have defeated me, but you have also doomed your friend I hold!”
“No. Silly... Fassad! Giygas... never let... friends.... down! I... shield... friend! She teach Giygas... Gyagh!... to... love! Fassad... go... BYE-BYE... NOW!”
“Unimpossachievable! Nwe! This isn't the end of Fassad Yokuba! I see you in your darkest of times! But for now, I bid you a “nwe”!
The meteors were so close that Berry had blacked out and Fassad had his eyes closed. Ruby had pulled off the PK power she never thought she could pull off; PK Starstorm Omega. The meteors were within 150 yards of Sugarcube Corner. Time had slowed, and it kept slowing more and more down until... Time had completely stopped.
Ruby had pulled off one of the most dangerous, idiotic, and most daredevil move ever...
...and it was spectacular.
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