Author's Note
This is my first attempt at this. Also...
WARNING! WARNING! sex
Was it too short? Not to your liking? The comments are always open.
Diamonds in the Sky
Anon walked down the hallway with a leisurely pace, despite the pony who summoned him. His sock-covered feet muffled his footsteps to a quieter tone. To his left and right, night guards stood at attention, occasionally giving Anon a passing glance. They knew who he was, though they didn’t have the best opinion of him. They often blame him for what happened to Princess Luna. Though, Anon finds this ridiculous. He was in Ponyville when it happened. He only came to Canterlot because Princess Celestia summoned him for questioning. Now, you might be wondering what exactly happened, and boy is it a story worth telling.
Just 12 days after Anon’s sudden appearance in Ponyville, another human, one with extensive knowledge of the show (Anon had never heard of it), had broken into Canterlot with several magic-sealing rings. He had broken into Luna’s room while sleeping and attempted to… you know… use her. Luna did not have it in her to scream for help, but a night guard had noticed the strange sounds inside her room. He was apprehended just before he could do anything. Yeah… not a good human first impression. Anon was chilling in Ponyville when this happened, probably drinking apple juice while reading Daring Do. Princess Celestia had known of his sudden appearance as soon as he appeared and allowed him to stay with Twilight Sparkle as long as he adhered to the law. He immediately accepted, not wanting to stay in the Everfree Forest longer than necessary. Though, like what was already said, Anon was summoned to Canterlot after the whole human fiasco occurred. Let’s play a recording of what happened.
Anon was walking back to Twilight’s library, both hands occupied by large brown grocery bags full of foodstuffs. He was whistling a hearty toon as he walked, occasionally waving at a passerby. Despite Anon presumably being the only human around, the ponies living in Ponyville warmed up to him surprisingly fast. On the first day, he was the talk of the town, being the tall hairless monkey that he was. Twilight had the mayor, Mayor Mare, introduce him to the town via a town meeting. He got to introduce himself (Anon E. Mous) and let them know that he meant no harm and had no chance of getting home. After hearing that, everypony suddenly got empathetic with him. Day 2 until Day now has been a breeze. He even got hired by a florist named Rose Luck. Never mind that, as Anon was walking back ‘home’, he was suddenly thrown off his feet as he suddenly felt himself being stretched apart and reassembled again. He knew this feeling all too well. Teleportation, he thought, What could Twilight want, I was already on my way home. The Twilight Theory went out of the window as he felt himself being pushed to his hands and knees by a warm veil of magic.
“What the hell!?” Anon involuntarily exclaimed. His vision was still blurry from being rapidly teleported. Though, he wasn’t feeling- never mind, there’s the nausea. He tried to look up to see who was in front of him, but his attempts were thwarted by a stronger pulse of magic. He sighed and resigned himself to look at the polished marble floor. Wait, marble? Oh no.
“You fiend! What could have possessed you to do such a thing!?” Came the surprisingly loud and angry voice of Princess Celestia. “Have you no shame!?”
Woah, what the hell is she talking about? Anon thought. He successfully raised his head high enough to see his captor. When he got a good glimpse of her, he noticed that she wasn’t just angry, she was furious. He thought he could see flames flickering in her mane. This was enough for him, he began shaking. What the hell did I do!?
“What are you talking about?” He kept his voice as level as possible, trying not to display his fear to whoever else was present in the room. He knew that Celestia could read him like a book.
“You should know, being the only other human present in Equestria!” Celestia remained loud and angry.
“Wait, only other human? I thought I was the only one.” Fear forgotten, Anon was confused and curious.
Celestia’s face shifted slightly, now being slightly less angry and marginally more confused. “You mean, you are not acquainted with this other human?” Celestia’s mane returned to a faux normal appearance, the flames a distant memory.
“What do you mean other human? You told me I was the only one! I would’ve loved to get some conversation in with a familiar species.” Anon was not angry, just slightly disappointed, and possibly sad.
“If what you mean is true, and you truly are unaware of what occurred yesterday, then you do not wish to meet this other human. He is currently locked in the dungeons, awaiting trial.” Celestia climbed off of her throne. The magic forcing him down was lifted and he climbed to his feet, groaning at the sensation of his tender knees. At full height, he was maybe an inch taller than Celestia, but her horn gave her an unfair advantage. He was strong, maybe a little more so than average. He took weightlifting classes in high school and kept weights to make it a routine.
“Why? What did he do?” Anon focused his gaze upon Celestia, who now looked sad.
“Just last night, a human male, not unlike yourself, broke into the palace and captured my sister, using only magic-sealing rings and brute strength. From there, he attempted to… to use her.” Celesta’s face twisted in anger and disgust. “If it weren’t for Private Silent Wing, we wouldn’t have known until today.” She gestured her head in the direction of a night guard, who looked only seconds away from passing out. When Celestia mentioned him, he bolted back up to attention.
Anon was shocked. The only other human that he would’ve had the chance to meet, was a rapist? Anon gritted his teeth in anger. He clenched his fists until they were white-knuckled, not going unnoticed by Celestia.
“You’re wrong Princess, I do want to meet him. Just me and him, alone.” Anon said coldly.
Celestia shook her head. “As much as I want to do the same that you wish, I’m afraid that the law protects any prisoners within palace grounds. I’m greatly sorry for bringing you here today, I will send you home now.” Her horn began to glow, but Anon waved his hand.
“Wait, let me stay here, maybe for just a month. I don’t want Princess Luna to think me the same as that… that waste of space in the dungeons.” Anon gritted his teeth with those words. “I’d like to stay here and attempt to improve her view of me, as I assume that after that, she has expressed her distaste for me.”
Celestia nodded, a sad smile on her face. “You’re right, she doesn’t trust humans in general anymore.” She stayed silent for a moment, eyes unfocused. “I’ll let the others know in Ponyville that you’ll be absent for a while. You are welcome to stay for as long as you like.” This time, it was a warm, genuine smile. “I wish you good luck.”
And here we are, 5 months later, still living in Canterlot. The food’s good, the entertainment as well, and the rooms… oh God. Anon smiled stupidly as reminisced on his room. Huge, fluffy bed. ‘Cloud beds’ as they called them. Enough square footage to fit a small house in it. A tall shower, a working toilet, and various hygienic appliances, it was heaven on Earth, well, Equestria. Twilight and Rose Luck kept in contact with him via letters. Rose Luck misses his work ethic and agility with his hands and Twilight misses him because he was a good friend and roommate. Yeah, to be honest, he missed Twilight too. But over the 5 months he stayed in Canterlot, he grew so much more attached to Luna. Her dark humor fit perfectly with his own. She liked dark music, swordplay, board games(guilty pleasure), and various other things that Anon could say that he liked as well.
Though, her reason for his meeting tonight was vague. Luna often explained the ins and outs of what they’d do overnight, like reading books, pillow fights, idle chat, truth or dare, et cetera. Her ‘slumber parties’ were tons of fun and it was always only them. One night, when they were both drunk, Anon accidentally went with his gut and kissed Luna. He expected magic explosions and death lasers, but all he got was a silly giggle and a large blush on her face. That was the last visit, just 2 nights ago, and now he was worried if that was the reason why he was invited over. End of friendship? Castle dungeons? Hell, the letter only said ‘My room, 11 PM tonight.’ What the hell was that supposed to mean!?
Anon continued down the hallway, the windows reflecting the moonlight across the polished marble and gilded pillars. The night guards gave him dirty glares, and only stopped when he looked their way. After 2 long minutes of monotonous walking, he found himself in front of the ominously large wooden doors of Luna’s bedroom. A glance at his watch showed the time. 10:59. Damn, right on time too. He looked at the two night guards posted in front. They glared daggers at him, their spears quivering in anticipation. He unrolled the parchment and showed it to the two guards. They gave it a quick once over and sighed.
“If she is expecting you, don’t hold her up.” Said the guard on the left.
“If you do anything to her, we won’t be afraid to push toward the death penalty.” The guard on the right narrowed his eyes and lowered his spear. Watch glance. 11 PM. It’s showtime.
He knocked on the door twice and entered hurriedly, if only to escape the glares of the guards. He closed the door behind him, the wood clanking together with a loud thump! The room inside was dark, Luna’s balcony doors covered with blackout curtains. Only thin slivers of moonlight found their way into the room, illuminating a small portion of it. He had been in her room enough times to know the general layout.
“Hello Anon.” Came the comfortably cool voice of Luna from the direction of her bed.
“Hello, Luna,” Anon replied. He didn’t know how to explain it. He felt comfortable around Luna, and when he spoke, he couldn’t find it within himself to stop speaking. It was a strange feeling, a feeling he had never felt before.
In the darkness, Anon could see the soft glowing eyes of Luna, her blue-green irises comforting his very soul. He felt around in the darkness, finding a small wooden chair to sit in.
“Silly Anon, come sit on the bed with me. I won’t bite~” The way Luna said that sent shivers down his spine. Not bad shivers, good shivers. With his eyes now adjusted to the dark, he confidently made his way to Luna’s bed and sat in it, softly moaning at the softness of the bed. It was like his own bed, but 3 times softer. A giggle behind him reminded Anon of who else was in the room. “Comfy?”
Anon nodded but remembered how dark the room was. “Very. This bed feels like it’s made of clouds.”
“Hmm, I wonder why?” Luna replied with no lack of sarcasm. He groaned and she giggled.
“So… why’d you call me in here?” Anon asked, laying back in the comfy bed. As he did so, he felt a wing drape over his chest. It was cool, but warm at the same time.
“What, can’t a mare spend some quality time with her best friend?” Luna said with a hint of mirth.
“I wasn’t saying that, I was just worrying about what happened…” Anon trailed off, covering his face with his hands.
“About what happened the other night?” Luna finished.
“Yeah. I was so drunk and, well, I’m sorry for that.” Anon placed a hand on the wing that was currently present on his chest. He felt it shiver slightly before it somehow gripped his hand.
“There’s nothing to apologize for, young Anon,” Luna stated.
“B-but I did it without your consent! I’m no better than that-” Anon froze when he felt something soft on his lips. His eyes widened as he focused on what was in front of him. Blue fur, starry mane, long horn. Luna’s face was in front of his, her lips pressed against his own. After a second more of shock, he returned the kiss. The seconds passed and Luna pulled back, her blue-green eyes full of amusement and joy.
“There. Now we’re even.” Even in the darkness of the room, Anon noticed the crimson blush on her face. His face was tingly and warm as well. Though on the outside, he was still, on the inside, he was a mess, his mind running at terminal velocity.
“I-I… I-” Anon couldn’t find a grip on his vocal cords. They were like a rabid dog escaping from a leash.
“I love you Anon, I really do.” Luna’s voice was soft and quiet. Her eyes were trained on his, and he could see the small smile on her face. At that moment, his mind slammed on the brake pedal and organized itself. He came to his conclusion. He sat up and put both of his hands on Luna’s face. Her eyes flashed with confusion, but he smiled.
“I love you too, Lulu.” Anon reciprocated his feelings by returning the return kiss. He pressed his lips against Luna’s, and she did not waste time by returning it. He felt Luna’s tongue begging entry into his mouth and he happily obliged. Their tongues were at war, exploring the depths of each other's mouths. Her mouth tasted minty and fresh, vaguely reminding Anon of Colgate toothpaste. He knew what his mouth might’ve tasted like. He used mouthwash that tasted like tangerines, so he tasted like citrus.
They broke the kiss and pulled apart, a line of saliva connecting the two of them. Luna was panting and her eyes were full of love. His eyes somehow gained slight night vision and he saw the room with better clarity. Or maybe it was adrenaline. He saw the rosy blush on Luna’s face as she opened her mouth again.
“Want to… continue?” Luna meekly asked, looking away. Anon couldn’t say no, already noticing the tent that he was pitching in his pants. Luna noticed that her backside was warming up and she felt a line of liquid trail down her thighs, signifying her own arousal.
“Only if you want to.” Came Anon’s confident reply. With those words, Luna pressed Anon back down onto his back and began to fiddle with his zipper. Feigning annoyance, her horn lit up and his clothes vanished, reappearing in a pile 4 feet away. He was now exposed, his manhood reaching for the stars, literally. When his pants came off, his penis entered her starry mane. It was the oddest sensation. The moving hairs tickled his tip and played with his shaft. It was cool and windy like the night sky itself. When Luna saw this, she giggled and grasped his manhood in her hooves. She had removed her hoof guards prior to his visit.
“My my, you have quite the impressive member.” Luna breathed, gazing upon his twitching penis. “From what I’ve seen in books, yours is larger than most stallions!”
Anon couldn’t believe his ears. How was his dick, a human dick, larger than a ponies dick, a horse cock? He removed the retched thought from his head. Whatever, Anon mused, that means I have a chance to actually please her.
“Wait, books?” Anon questioned.
“Oh, well, you see…” Luna nervously laughed. Her hooves twitched slightly, sending a shiver up his spine. “We have never done this before…” She said under her breath.
“So, you’re a virgin?” Anon asked. Luna nodded nervously. “Well, I guess that makes two then.”
“Wait, you are not laughing?” Luna perked her ears and glanced at Anon. Only a smile was present on his face. “I am over 2000 years old! I have never bedded a stallion, is that not embarrassing?”
“It doesn’t matter Lulu.” Anon sat up again, dislodging his member from her hooves. He stroked her mane. “The only thing that matters most is now.”
Luna’s eyes widened and she pressed her lips against Anon’s again. He was knocked onto his back again as Luna pulled away and positioned herself between his legs. She nuzzled his member and smiled. “You are such a charmer, Anon. Let me repay you.” She opened her mouth and ran her tongue from base to tip, sending an electric shock through his body. He arched his back and groaned in pleasure. Damn!
Luna giggled as she continued, bringing her tongue up and down in a repeated motion. When she reached the tip once again, she brought his manhood into his mouth, bobbing her head up and down. Saliva dripped down his penis onto his thigh as she continued. Anon’s breath was hitching as she continued. Holy shit, that feels so good! She eventually took his whole member in, gagging slightly as it reached back into her throat. He felt her swallow and another wave of pleasure coursed through his body, making him moan out loud.
“Where… where’d you learn… to do that?” He gasped.
Luna brought her head up and his member popped free, now coated in saliva. She licked her lips and smiled. “A good book from a close friend…” She whispered. Luna suddenly repositioned herself and he found her backside in front of his face. “The book also says that the stallion can please the mare by using his tongue in a similar manner.” She shook her rump and Anon could see the glittering liquid pouring from her folds. “So, pretty please?” Her voice was begging. Without wasting a second, he brought his face forward and got to work.
The second his tongue made contact, Luna moaned loudly before covering her mouth with her hoof. Anon lapped up any escaping juices and he brought his tongue up and down her velvety folds. He could feel her shivering above him and he took it as a good sign.
Without warning, he stuck his tongue inside and he heard Luna’s muffled moan from above him. He pressed deeper and suddenly found a thin barrier. When his tongue made contact, he heard a small whimper.
“Sorry.” He muttered through his snack.
“It is fine. It will be gone before long.” Luna panted.
Anon had to make it up to her somehow and he found his target. A small nub wrapped in flesh. He wrapped his tongue around it and Luna moaned loudly.
“Yes!” She moaned. He continued his assault on the small piece of flesh until he felt convulsions from her vaginal walls. He heard loud muffled moans from above him and he was suddenly flooded by a sweet-tasting liquid. He lapped it up with no hesitation. Anon felt Luna fall limp on his stomach and he softly rolled her over.
“By the Moon… that felt amazing!” Luna panted. She licked her lips and Anon chuckled.
“Glad to know I did something right.” Anon hopped off the bed and winked at Luna. Luna knew the meaning of the subtle gesture and repositioned herself to the edge of the bed. She had her rump pointed in the air, at just the right level to meet Anon’s waist. She shook it teasingly.
“I’m waiting, you big man~” Luna teased. Anon took a step forward and clasped both hands on Luna’s flanks. She giggled as Anon repositioned himself. He poked her fold with the tip of his manhood.
“Are you ready? This is going to sting.” Anon cautioned. Luna giggled.
“The pain will signify a crucial moment in my life. I welcome it.” Luna stated before shaking her rump again. The tip of his penis twitched with anticipation as her folds teased his tip.
“Hard or soft?” He clenched her flanks as he waited for an answer.
“Softly, please.” Came Luna’s soft voice. Anon nodded and began to inch his hips forward. His tip entered her soft folds and he was instantly met with moisture and tightness like never before. His tip met her barrier and with slight hesitation, he pushed through it. He felt it tear and he heard Luna’s pained yelp. He froze and patted her back.
“I’m sorry.” Anon soothed and he pet her back.
Luna’s breathing was quick but she still giggled. “You are such a gentle giant. This is why I love you.” Luna pushed her own hips back to signal for Anon to continue.
Anon pushed forward until his tip kissed her womb. The tightness was unheard of and the occasional twitch of her walls made him groan in pleasure. He heard a soft moan from Luna as well. That’s how he knew it was go time.
He pulled back until he almost exited and thrust back in. Another moan came from Luna as he found a stable rhythm. In and out and in and out. Moans came from both parties. Anon groaned occasionally as he greedily fed himself the pleasure. Luna made throaty moans periodically to signify that Anon was indeed doing a good job. Eventually, the pair found themselves both in the rhythm, the only sounds in the room being the sounds of flesh against flesh and moans. Luna’s room was naturally soundproof, so the guards didn’t hear a thing. Eventually, Anon found himself increasing the pace and Luna’s moans were growing louder.
“I’m getting… close…” Anon strained.
“Me too!” Luna moaned loudly. “Do it inside!”
“But-”
“INSIDE!” Her voice bellowed. Anon shrugged and began to increase the pace again. His movements were growing erratic and more powerful.
“Yes! YES! HARDER!” Luna practically screamed. “HARDER!” Came the Royal Canterlot Voice.
Anon obliged, thrusting harder and harder. Luna’s moans were now screams of pleasure and Anon was now openly moaning. He felt the slow rise, the telltale sign. His hips were now a blur and he finally exclaimed:
“I’m cumming!” Anon’s hips lurched forward as his tip kissed Luna’s womb again. The first glob of seed entered Luna’s womb, then the next, then the next. Luna finally went over the top as well, screaming in her Royal Canterlot voice in heightened pleasure. He felt the fluid rake over his shaft as her walls clamped down hard, essentially milking him. Eventually, he couldn’t pump any more seed and he felt his member softening inside Luna. He pulled out and saw how his seed and her love juices spilled onto the floor. He was breathing heavily and he stumbled over to the bed. Luna was still in the same position on the bed, breathing heavily and twitching occasionally as she fully rode out her orgasm. Anon collapsed onto the bed and felt Luna snuggle close to him, sighing in contentment.
“Thank you…” She whispered. Suddenly, a loud banging came from the door.
“Princess, are you alright!?” Came the voice of a guard. Neither Anon nor Luna was in any position to reply. The banging came again, more frantic this time. “Princess!?”
Luna giggled. “What if they come in and see us?” She asked softly.
“Well, my ass would end up in the dungeons and I would end up on Celestia’s shit list,” Anon replied in a similarly soft tone.
Luna chuckled. “I wouldn’t allow it.” She wrapped a forehoof around Anon’s chest and pulled him close. The banging on the door was reduced to meager attempts at trying the door, which was magically locked.
“We should take a shower, we must smell like sex.” Anon poked Luna’s chest and she moved closer.
“No, you are my cuddle buddy and I am much too comfortable to move.” Luna protested.
“Then do some strange magic.” Anon poked her horn, to which she snorted. Her horn glowed bright blue and magic wrapped around Anon and Luna. In an instant, Anon felt cleaner. His groin was no longer covered in semen and love juices and the same could be said for Luna.
“I left your seed inside of me, just in case you wanted a foal.” Luna placed a hoof on her stomach. Anon couldn’t see the science behind something like that happening, but he just assumed that, well, magic.
“If it does happen, then I’d love to have one.” Anon pressed his lips against Luna’s and they shared a passionate kiss. Wrapped in a blue veil, blankets covered the both of them and they both sighed in contentment.
“I love you Anon.”
“I love you too, Luna.”
The tender moment did not last, however. A bright golden glow entered the room and Anon’s eyes flew open, as did Luna’s. At the foot of the bed, Celestia stood covered with golden armor, and in her magic was a tall, golden halberd.
“You fiend! I knew I never should’ve trusted you!” Came the very angry voice of Celestia.
“Sister.”
“I gave you permission to talk to my sister and the first thing you do is USE HER!?” Celestia’s voice rose an octave.
“Sister!”
“I will have your head, you filthy, no good, lying piece of-”
“SISTER!” Luna bellowed in the Royal Canterlot voice. Celestia flinched and dropped the halberd on the ground with a resounding thud. Anon was huddled up next to Luna while she glared daggers at Celestia.
“Oh, Luna! Are you alright-” Celestia’s jaw was clamped shut with fiery blue magic.
“Leave me and Anon alone! We just wanted some alone time!” Luna bellowed.
“B-but the guards, they said you were screaming!” Celestia said, worry etched onto her face.
“Yeah! Screaming in pleasure!” Luna shot back. Her face suddenly filled with blush and she turned away. “M-me and Anon went the extra mile. With my permission.”
Celestia’s jaw dropped as she looked between Luna and Anon. She closed her mouth and shook her head.
“I apologize, Anon, Sister.” She shook her head. “I knew the two of you would be together tonight, and when the guards said that you were screaming Lulu…” Celestia’s eyes filled with tears. The golden armor disappeared. Anon nudged Luna and she hopped out of bed and hugged Celestia.
“Don’t worry, Sister.” Luna comforted. “I understand your worry after what almost happened last time, but Anon is the kindest stallion I’ve ever had the chance of meeting. He even comforted me during my first time. He is the most gentle of giants.”
Celestia sniffled and nodded. “I know. I apologize again for ruining such a tender moment, but to hear those words out of your mouth Lulu,” Celestia pulled back and nuzzled Luna. “It makes me feel 10 times better.”
Luna nodded and waved to Celestia. Celestia nodded and teleported back out of the room. When Luna crawled back into bed, she noticed that Anon was fast asleep, snoring quietly. Luna giggled softly and placed a kiss on Anon’s head.
“Goodnight, my love.”
