I wrote this story about the cutie mark crusaders making an only fan's using voice to text in about 15 minutes and it shows.

by Super Trampoline

Rating: teen
Tags: Scootaloo, Sex, Profanity, Random, Sweetie Belle, Applejack, Porn, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish
Length: 1124

Voice to text makes lots of mistakes and and so do I as far as what I'm doing with my life and Apple Bloom scootaloo and sweetie? Browsing TikTok for 10 hours A-day in order to make an order to make an only fans. There adults to be clear

Voice to text makes lots of mistakes and and so do I as far as what I'm doing with my life and Apple Bloom scootaloo and sweetie bell stop Browsing TikTok for 10 hours A-day in order to make an only fans. There adults to be clear.

Anyway it feels good to actually write a story even though it's really dumb. Ellen also I love my girlfriend even though she's really dumb just kidding. She's really smart just don't ask her about geography. It's kind of wild how bad she is at geography now she is punching me so I'm going to stop this description it's to be clear. Consensual gentle potentiing it's kind of funny and fun when she punches me. It's cute everything she does is cute. I don't know I'm rambling she just barked at me. It's so f****** adorable.

Published 2023-06-20 21:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2023-06-20 21:10:02 UTC

Jesus christ I'm rereading this and my voice to text sucks in fascinating ways.

Once upon a time there was a pony named Apple Jack and she was like yo Apple Bloom. It's time to learn about the birds and the bees an Apple boom was like Apple Jack I'm a f****** zoomer I'm overexposed to everything. Including sexuality? I've been watching p*** since I was 8 and Apple. Jack was like that's kind of f****** terrifying an Apple Bloom was like yeah. You? Tell me dog so anyway that doesn't actually have anything to do with the rest of the story. I just wanted to tell you that and. My girlfriend just showed me a comic about the saying do unto others as you wish done to yourself so this woman chokes this guy and blushes because she. Wants to get choked you? Know like harder daddy my girlfriend loves when I'm submissive to send it means. She'll probably be some missive later OK. Well. I'm gonna stop talking about that cause it's not very pony related although I still need to write about her pony OC. Where was I so yeah in this story? Sweetie bell is like Apple balloon? Let's become a mountain dew's and start selling essential oils to karen's And apple Bloom was like well I mean we could but even better Would be NFTs and scooterloo who was also in the room was like wow apple bloom are you Are you trans? Because NFT is just MLM for insufferable veterinarian zoomer's animal zoomer's and millennials who probably have a questionable concept consent. Consent and Apple Bloom was like no I'm not f****** trans trust me. I love being a mayor it's great. I get to ride horsecock and sweetie bell was like Jesus f****** Christ you can ride horse c*** whatever your gender horse c*** is universal horse c*** is love. Horse c*** is life.My girlfriend just said I sure love my horse's c*** and it's true. She's f****** addicted to my d*** unfortunately. I kind of need boner pills cause I ruined it with pornography so it's hard to stay hard for a long but I digress so anyway. What they ended up agreeing on for MLM was. Men loving men and so and I want to mention. It's very important I mentioned by this point in the story in the year 2023 13 years after this debut this being My Little Pony friendship. Is magic The cutie micrusaders aren't like pretends anymore they're f****** in their mid twenties they're probably more successful than me I'm. 31 and living off my mom's money in her garage but anyway so the point is they're very solidly doltz like even my girlfriend who has. Said she would break up with me if I ever dated a 19 year old with me being 31 myself. Would think like 25 year old cutie Mercury satyrs would be safe banging. Territory so anyway these Mead 20 the lineals. I don't know there like between zoomers and millennials no meaning. This is just one possible interpretation of how old they are if the show kept going 1 in real time? But we know the show it takes like several seasons of the show to be like one year of real time and you know a lot of shows and comic books. And stuff stuff suffer from that but anyway. Where was I oh yes so the point is there adults? But they get 2 of the not very many number of semi well known male stallions in ponyville, caramel and big Mac 2 to have sex on. Camera and they film it. And they make an only fans pretending to be big Mac but big Mac finds out and hes like Hey that aint cool you're. Pretending to be me and when you do that with sex and you're released a sex tape that's not consensual that's kind of assault my. Dudes you aren't very cool and then the cutie Mercury saters. We're like well f*** we might have to make. Our own sex tape but that actually worked out well even if they had to become marxist lynnists mawis because they obviously. They were not men so they could not call themselves been loving men and they decided against NF t's or essential oils or cutco knives or whatever. The f*** and. In order to keep the MLM term which was really important to them they became kind of obsessed with it because autistic people can become. Obsessed with stuff and now that I have an autistic girlfriend. I'm allowed to make really dumb autistic jokes until she gets mad and pressed. But I don't want to make her mad and cry. I just want to see if I can write a 15 minutes. I mean I'm not timing myself but anyway the point is they wanted to stick to being MLM which meant they had to be marxist. Lennon estimates. So they made a only fans collectively of sweetie Bells scooby doo and Apple blue all 3 of the Kitty mark crusaders CMC as my. Girlfriend pointed out they are called collectively hit collective get it. It's palminism anyway as she pointed out they are the cutie mark Mercedes. What's the CMC not to be confused with CNC which is consensual non consent? Which is when you f*** people but you pretend it's rave. It's not something to be attempted without lots of prior communication and trust et cetera anyway. Oh yeah also if you do it while your girlfriend is having PMVD which stands for free. OK? It's pretty not post pre menstrual disorder also known as she turns into a raging bit's like clinically as she's sitting here brushing her hair. As. I'm. Writing this I'm at her other partners place in needles California. This town is kind of sad and dying but not as much as blithe life is just sad so many ghost town buildings. It's like what republicans think Detroit is like except as a tiny Western desert town but there are a lot of men nearby it's kind of near the. Colorado river which I never really realized or thought about anyway so yeah the kidding record started doing lots of softcore p*** with each other and babseeds. Joined in. Horn together and Bab seeds from Manhattan joined in and my girlfriend pointed out that CMC has an Kitty marker satyrs clearly stamps for c***. Masturbation communism come c***. I'm not sure if this can be passed as rated teen but you'd better believe I'm sure gonna try. And so yeah that's a story of how the cutie Mercury status started an only fans.