Chapters

Sleep Fighting
Blondset Shimmer
Gold Viral Video
The Stress of Sci-Twi
Pizza Friday
Beat the Tirek
Human Sunset Shimmer
Dummer Pie
The Living Bus
Death Tiger
Smart Dash
My Long Time Love
Arm Wrestling Cowgirl

Sleep Fighting
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Sleep Fighting

Sleep Fighting (Sleep Fighter rewrite)

It all started with Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo (now her adopted sister) sleeping in the same bedroom they shared together with their own beds.

"Mm, Soarin, more hot chocolate," Rainbow muttered in her sleep.

"I'm the daredevil…" Scootaloo muttered.

Just then, a black figure opened the door and started beating Rainbow Dash in her sleep. This noise wakes Scootaloo up as she gasps on what she was seeing.

"Applejack?" She said, and then later acts quickly. "Applejack!"

She tries to get Applejack off of Rainbow Dash, but Applejack put her into the crossfire as result and the screen turns black.

The next morning at CHS, Applejack was walking through the hallways to meet up with her friends. While walking her way to her friends, the other students of CHS suddenly turned their backs behind the countryside girl and she can clearly hear hushes and mutterings in which they sound obviously angry.

Applejack had a bad feeling about it but shrug it off. As she sees her friends, what shocks her is that her friends were bruised and giving her death glares.

"Is-is something wrong?" She asked.

Rainbow Dash growled and march up to her. "You got the nerve to see us like it didn't happen!"

"What are ya' talking?"

"Stop lying Applejack!" Rainbow Dash said angrily. "You had beaten all of us up in our sleep last night!"

AJ was shock to hear that. "I what?! But I don't know what happen!"

"Yeah right!" Rainbow shot back. "You're just trying to prank us!"

"But it's not a prank!"

"Yeah, I got a few bruises on my face because of you!" Twilight added.

"You wouldn't stop hitting me until I pretend to be dead!" Fluttershy said.

"You smashed my sewing machine!" Rarity said.

"And you ate all of my deserts last night!" Pinkie shouted angrily.

Just then, Trixie came by and she is unaware of the ordeal.

"Wow, clearly Trixie knows that you girls fight evil and save the day countless times but Trixie doesn't expect this to be the results."

"Applejack's beating people up in her sleep last night." Rainbow told her.

"I wouldn't do that. I would never do senseless violence on my friends!" She defended but the others still glared at her. "I seriously can't remember fighting you guys!"

"With her super strength, we all are ended up in the hospital! Girls we got to do something!" Sunset said.

"This is a friendship problem. Everyone's got to be on board." Rainbow said.

"May I interrupt you for a moment?" Trixie interrupted "So clearly, anything happens at night would be blown over and I can sure you that."

Later at night, Trixie was sleeping in her bedroom. The door creak open and started beating her up and the screen turned black.

The next scene continues next morning with Trixie have bruises on her face along with the other girls at CHS.

"Okay, maybe I was wrong."

"Yeah, it is." Sunset said. "I just lost a tooth last night."

"And Scootaloo won't go to the sleep unless we barricade our bedroom doors." Rainbow Dash said.

"Sleep in the hallway if you have to, it's your funeral." Scootaloo told her.

"Ah' don't know what's wrong with me. Ah' would never hurt you guys. Honest!"

"Well you obviously can't control yourself while you're sleeping fighting." Sunset said.

"Your sleep strength is triple your super strength. We are not safe until we get you to stop. We gotta find the source of your problem and take it head on!"

"What if I can't be fixed? Am I going to be a sleep fighting varmint for the rest of ma' life?"

"Don't worry, Applejack." Sunset assured her. "We won't stop until we cured you."

AJ smiled. "Thank ya'll."

Later at night, the girls were at the farm a Sweet Apples Acres with Applejack tied up in chains with her bed. Monitoring her from the computers Twilight placed inside the farm.

"Applejack, can you hear me?" Twilight asked through the walkie-talkie

"Loud and clear, Sugarcube." She replied.

"Okay, we're going to get started."

"Hold up, ah' understand the chains but what are all these cameras for? Ah' know ya'll mean well but you're not going to do anything weird, right?"

"Relax." Rarity assured. "We were just going to watch you sleep."

"We think your sleep fighting is caused by night terrors. If we figure out what kind of dreams you're having, we might be able to cure you." Twilight told her.

"But what if I break out and hurt you girls again? Especially my own family?"

"Don't worry. Your family was with us especially Apple Bloom." Sunset said. "We pad lock your house from outside."

"Plus," Rainbow added. "You have to get through Scootaloo and she's wearing a police attack-dog suit we found in our basement."

Scootaloo was seen wearing the suit.

"Umm Rainbow Dash, was it clearly a bad idea to get her to fight Applejack while she was asleep?" Rarity asked.

"Don't worry, I've been teaching her the basics of fighting. She'll be fine."

"Oh, and while we're pinning you down if it happens, Sunset will have the chance to read your mind to see what you were dreaming."

Few moments later, the girls were getting sleepy until they heard Applejack screaming as if she is dreaming. The screen shows Applejack trying to break out of the chains tied around her while in her sleep.

"Turn up the volume." Twilight instructed.

Sunset turns on the volume.

"No, stay away from me! Let go!"

"Whatever she's seeing, it must be horrible." Rarity said.

Just then, Applejack used her super strength and breaks loose.

"She's breaking loose!" Pinkie Exclaimed.

Applejack, still sleeping, destroys each camera even throwing one to another on the ceiling.

"Ah'm going to turn ya'll into a dead meat horse!"

Sunset was slightly offended by this.

She destroyed each camera until there is none and went outside.

"Where's Applejack?"

Just then they saw Applejack having a camera strapped around her and were walking towards them.

"You're on, Scoots."

Scootaloo whimpers. "Please don't make me-"

But Rainbow Dash pushes her out of the barn and closes the door. And later, they can hear screams coming from the poor young girl.

"Not the face!"

Rainbow Dash and Sunset went out and tried to help but later ended up in the crossfire as result.

"The suit is not working!"

The next day, the girls were at Rarity's house and Scootaloo is moaning while lying down on the couch with Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom on her side.

"Thanks lot guys, for being such great flakers." She said.

"I'm so sorry I had to let you out there, Scoots. But hey, at least you're still alive."

"Yeah but we still can't figure out what she was dreaming." Sunset said, who looks pretty beaten up than before. "I was so close to read her thoughts."

"I do hope we figure this out soon. I don't know how much violence I can take." Fluttershy said.

"So what's plan B?"

Applejack was seen holding two bags. "Plan B is to say "Goodbye, Applejack."

Apple Bloom was shock. "What? But Applejack, ah'm you're sister. You can't leave."

"You gotta let us help you, AJ." Rainbow said.

"We just got started!" Rarity added.

"And I'm ending it! Goodbye ya'll."

"But Applejack, you can't leave." Sunset said slowly approaching her. "If you just let me see what's in your head, we-"

"No! There's nothing that all of you can do!" She said. "Ya'll hurt because of me! And Ah' can't stand that!"

"But Applejack," Fluttershy said. "We're your friends."

Just then, Twilight came by from upstairs. "Wait! I was going over the surveillance tapes from last night. There's something that all of you have to see."

The scene cuts to the girls with Twilight monitoring the computer. "Now check this out."

The footage was rewound in an odd way.

"Could be a technical glitch."

"No, wait." Sunset halt. "Can you get a closer look, Twilight?"

Twilight zooms in.

"What's that? Applejack's sweat?"

Twilight captures a piece of the sweat. And there's something not right on it.

"I'm going to enhance the resolution."

She does so. And the sweats revealed to be some odd looking creature.

"The camera must have picked up some remnants of your dream." Twilight said.

"Do you recognize these, darling?" Rarity asked.

"Well… the truth is, after Shining Armor and Dean Cadance got married and have a baby, I was a babysitter on that day…"

The flashback starts with Applejack holding a baby while talking to Shining Armor and Cadance.

"We trust you to look after Twilight after what happened at the Friendship Games, now, we trust you to look after our baby." Armor said.

"Ya'll get nothing to worry 'bout. Ah' know what Ah'm doing." AJ said.

"Thank you so much, Applejack." Dean Cadance said as they left.

As they sat down on the couch and Applejack turned on the T.V which shows a cartoon T.V show known as "Kill time our favorite time" featuring aliens hugging their enemies which kills them instantly.

"No get back!"

"Kill time our favorite time," The aliens happily hugged him and later exploded into glitter.

"Ooooh, now he's beautiful glitter! Let's sing the glitter song!"

"Glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter shining,"

They ran up and hug a man and turned him into glitter as well and laugh and so does the baby.

"Can't they all stop hugging people?!"

"Hug time!"

They hug on a man.

"Help me…"

Then Applejack become paranoid and scarred her for life as the show continues.

"I tried to change the channel to see anything good for her, but every time I did the baby would start crying again. They played all eight seasons: two hundred and fifty-seven episodes back-to-back. When Shining Armor and Dean Cadance came back, they saw me curled up like a ball, crying on the floor."

"It sounds like that show messed you up really bad."

"That must be what's causing your nightmares."

"How do I get it out of my head?"

Twilight turns around to Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie Pie, you still have that dream catcher I let you borrow when you were having those party pooping nightmares?"

"Yes! They're partying now, but it's not that scary." Pinkie said.

"Good. I have a plan."

The scene cuts to Twilight's house as Applejack was tied up to on the stair banisters while asleep. The girls were holding a giant dream catcher Twilight made.

"So when I give the word, tilt the dream catcher towards Applejack and it will draw out the nightmares."

"How wonderful!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I usually miss part because I'm asleep."

Applejack started dreaming again. And she's screaming for help.

"Now!"

The girls lift the dream catcher and the bright pink comes out of the catcher and towards Applejack's head as the aliens come out of her dreams.

"It's working!" Rarity exclaimed.

This continues for like 15 seconds and the girls were starting to struggle.

"Why they're so many of them?!"

"Applejack watched eight seasons worth!" Sunset told her.

There's too many of them!" Rainbow Dash struggled.

The dream catchers become fool as more and more aliens coming out AJ's dream.

The aliens tries to hug the girls but with their magic, they fought back as Twilight quickly run back to her lab and later came back holding a big back of dream catcher weapons.

"Grab a weapon!"

The girls picked up their weapon while Rainbow Dash picked up a tennis racket dream catcher.

"Cool." She said examining the weapon.

The girls used each of their own dream catcher weapons to get rid of the dream aliens.

"Twilight, why you have all this stuff?" Sunset asked.

"Hey! When you're smart as me, you have some pretty crazy dreams." Twilight told her.

They fought them as long as they can and for good 2 minutes. However, they're still more as some of their weapons were almost full.

"Freak, its fool!" Rainbow exclaimed almost getting caught by one of the aliens.

Then after ten seconds, the last dream alien was caught.

"Did we get them all?!"

Just then they heard stomping outside and came out and see a giant hug alien.

"Kill time our favorite time,"

"We're out of dream catchers!" Sunset exclaimed.

"No. There's one left. Everyone at CHS, quick!"

The girls quickly went to CHS while the giant alien was following them and into the science lab saw a small dream catcher lying on the table.

"Twilight, this dream catcher is way too small!"

"I wasn't talking about that dream catcher."

Twilight approaches a big project covered by a blanket and yank it to reveal a big catapult and also a big dream catcher matches the leader's size.

"Principal Celestia told Micro Chips to get rid of that." Rarity said.

"Well be glad he didn't."

They used their powers to bring the catapult and the giant dream catcher outside of CHS as the giant leader continues stomping towards them. Twilight puts the catcher on the catapult and triggers it. The giant dream catcher flies towards the leader and trapped her inside the dream catcher.

"Now let's go check on Applejack."

The girls quickly went back to Twilight's house as they arrived; Applejack opened her eyes as Sunset and Rainbow Dash help untie her.

"Ah' had the weirdest dream." She said. "You were in it, and you were in it. Sorry Sunset, but you weren't in it."

"Sounds like you're cured."

"You got those things out of my head? Thank you guys."

"Don't mention it, Darling." Rarity said. "Besides, what are friends for?"

"But before we do, group hug?" Pinkie Pie asked, opening her arms for a hug.

Sunset back away in 3 steps. "Uh…No thanks, Pinkie Pie."

THE END

Blondset Shimmer
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Blondset Shimmer

Blondset Shimmer (Bet to be Blonde rewrite)

It all started with Sunset Shimmer and Indigo Zap playing video games inside Sunset's house. Their characters are running through a burning building.

"I'm totally going to get the bottom of you." Sunset said.

"Yeah, right!"

"I bet you can't shoot that barrel!"

"Oh, yeah?"

Indigo's character shoots the barrel but only made worse for her as her character lose half a health.

"Aw, what?!"

"Don't shoot the barrels, Indigo! I bet you can't get that power up!"

Indigo goes for the "power up" but only gives her character a big hairstyle which makes her slow.

Sunset laughed. "I can't believe you did that! I was totally kidding; that slows you down! Check out my girl! I'm glad I picked the girl with the more aerodynamic hairstyle!"

That's when Indigo lost it. "THAT'S IT! PAUSE THE GAME!"

The game was paused.

"My girls' hairstyle is awesome, and I can kick your butt at this game!"

"You sound pretty confident. Want to wager on that?"

"If I win, you have to get your player's "stupid" haircut for a week!"

"And If I win, you get your player's "awesome" haircut for a week!"

"Fine, but you better not back down when I win!"

"Of course, Indigo, I never back down a fight. Not even a little bet."

"We'll see about that!" Then suddenly, Indigo started screaming and lay down on the couch.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm dying, Sunset!"

"Get up, Indigo!"

"No, seriously, dude! My stomach is crazy dry right now! I must be dehydrated!"

Sunset groaned. "What do you need?"

"I need water." She replied.

Sunset walks to the kitchen as Indigo unplugged Sunset's controller and puts a sock on the plug and then lay back to her position as Sunset came back with a glass full of water

"Here's your water, Indigo."

Sunset gives her, her water as Indigo drinks it.

"Thanks, Sunset! Now my stomach isn't dry anymore, I'm totally going to beat you!"

"I highly doubt it."

The game continues as Indigo's character moves pretty well but for Sunset's, her character is not moving at all.

"What the heck?!" She exclaimed.

Sunset throws the sock and finds her controller unplug. She tries to plug it back but Indigo already wins.

"In your face! You have to go Blonde, Sunset!"

"Indigo! You didn't cheat, did you?"

Indigo scoffed. "No! I never cheat on a bet! Not even the friendship games! Now, Sunset Shimmer, you have to go blonde you LOSER!"

The two are at Sugarcube Corner with Sunset now blonde. Indigo started to laugh hysterically.

"Ohh, that's it! From now on, I'm going to call you "Blondset Shimmer!" How many Blondset Shimmers does it take to order a cup of coffee? Just one! You!" She laughed again.

"I swear you were cheating, Indigo." Sunset sneered.

"I told you I didn't cheat! Sheesh, I gotta use it. Keep an eye out on my coffee, Blondset Shimmer!" Indigo walks to the restroom stall.

"Jerk." Sunset muttered.

Indigo exits the bathroom and Sunset was nowhere to be seen.

"Hey where did she go?"

She saw Sunset talking to a group of blond girls around her age. And they were laughing.

"Your friend was bashing you pretty hard here." The American-Africa blonde girl said.

"Dumb jokes about your hair?" The Asian blonde girl asked.

"Yeah, she did." Sunset replied.

"Yeah, we've heard of them."

"Normal hairs are always jealous of our style. And you my friend have style."

"I do?"

"Yeah, girl! You should totally hang out with us!"

Indigo walked to them "Hey Blondset, who are these girls?"

"Oh, sorry girl, we don't talk to normal hair girls." The third blonde girl member said.

"That's too bad. Because I got a joke for all of you, how do you confuse Blondset Shimmer?" The group went silent. "You don't! They're born that way!"

"That's pretty good because I got a joke for you too. What's green, purple and black, and lying in a ditch?"

Huh?"

"You, if you don't take that back!"

Indigo screamed.

"I'm just yanking your chain man; it's cool."

"She got you good, Indigo!" Sunset said.

The Asian blonde girl put her hand on her shoulder. "Uh. She's had enough."

The scene cuts to Sunset house as she was packing her stuff, her friends were there to confront her.

"Yer' hanging out with the blondes now Sunset?" Applejack asked.

"Yeah, we're just going to hang out. Playing music, study, play video games, you know, cool stuff!"

"But we did those things all the time." Rainbow Dash reminded her. "You have to stay here."

"And risk of being fun off? Don't worry, girls it's only for a week, I'm not doing this just because I lost a bet to Indigo but also to get to know them better and maybe you all get to know each other too."

"I don't know," Twilight shook her head. "There's something fishy about those blonde girls you're talking to."

"Don't think badly of them, Twilight. They seem pretty cool." Then the black van pulled up in front of her house. "It's the blondes, by girls!"

Sunset ran outside and hop in the van as it drove away. Just then, Indigo walked by drinking a can of soda.

"Hey girls, where's Blondset?"

"She's hanging out with those blonde girls." Rarity answered.

"Oh, so she is Blondset Shimmer now, huh?" She sips her soda a bit.

"Let me guess," Twilight said. "You cheated on a bet."

Indigo was shocked. "How do you know?"

"I can tell the shame in your eyes." Twilight replied. "But anyway, we should get Sunset away from those girls, because from what I've seen before, those girls are nothing but trouble. They would kill anyone who's not blonde like them."

Fluttershy gasps. "Oh no, that means Sunset could be in trouble."

Rainbow Dash growled and glared at her. "If you hadn't cheated that dumb bet of yours, then Sunset would still be alive right now!"

"How should I know that those girls are hanging by the shop? And how do we get to her?"

"Well, the only way to get to her is-"

But Rainbow Dash interrupted Twilight. "Actually, since you led our friend into danger, you go and save her! And don't come crawling back if you can't get to her!"

"Rainbow Dash, that ain't helping." AJ said. "She can come with us to get Sunset."

"Actually," Indigo says. "I'll just take her word for it. Also, instead of telling her I cheated, I'll just call the bet off."

Twilight just glares at her but silently agreed. "Alright, but If you see Sunset in danger, call me. We'll get there as soon as we can with my brand-new teleportation ray gun I invented." Twilight said.

Indigo went to the mall to see Sunset exiting the girls' restroom and approach to her.

"Sunset, I want to call the bet off."

"No way! I never back out of the bet, remember?"

"Forget about the bet! We can go back to you being the Sunset Shimmer instead of Blondset Shimmer!"

"To be honest," Sunset started. "I kind of like being Blondset Shimmer. Without this bet, I would've never been to make more and more friends. Well, thanks again, Indigo."

"And where are you going?"

"Oh, the blondes are going to let me move until the bet is over."

"But that wasn't part of the bet!"

"Dude, chill! It's only going to be until the end of the week. I don't know what's your problem is."

The montage begins with Sunset trying out the same clothing style as the blonde girls wore. She and the others wore black dress, gold watch and black High heel socks. They started hanging out with Indigo following them. As the day ended, the girls were seen jogging to the blondes' house as they stop.

"Alright, great fun run, girls, let's play video games, shall we?"

"I'll catch up with you girls!" Sunset said.

The girls jogged away as Indigo run up to Sunset.

"Sunset, I've been trying to talk to you all day, but those blonde creeps keep cutting me off!"

"Now I know you're nice and all to call off the bet, but the truth is, you got skills, and you got me pretty good."

"No, Sunset, the truth is you don't have to do the bet because I…I chea- chea- chea (Fake sneeze) Wow, bless me."

"That was the weirdest sneeze I've ever heard. Well, it was good to catch up, but I better be going. I'm going to be late for my secret job initiation."

"Initiation?!"

"Yeah, apparently you get a really cool ring on your finger. In fact, there's actually one more thing before I become a member."

She approaches Indigo with her arms open.

"Uhh, what's that?"

She backs away only to stop and see two blonde girls behind her.

"Sunset what's going on?!"

"I need to blonde an outsider." She replied.

The two blonde girls bags Indigo.

Indigo opened her eyes and found her hanging upside down. She could see a large group of blonde girls gathering around her.

"Sunset Shimmer," The blonde girl spoke. "You have made a pact with the orders of the blondes. Here's a really cool ring to show that you're a member of our really blonde club." She puts the ring on her finger. "Now you know what has to be done. Blonde the normal hair. To death."

The floor opens to reveal a bubbling acid.

"Sunset, don't do this!" Indigo screamed.

"I have to. I gotta take the good with the bad. A bet is a bet. Plus, this ring is really cool."

Sunset pulls the lever as it lowers Indigo down to the acid.

"Goodbye, Indigo. Thank you for helping me finds my true purpose in life."

Indigo started to pant. "No, Sunset; you don't have to do this! You don't have to be a blonde! The bet isn't even real! Because…I cheated! I cheated on the video game! I'm sorry!"

Sunset stops the lever, so it stops lowering Indigo to her death.

"That's all I needed to hear." She pulls off her blonde hair, revealing that she's wearing a wig this whole time.

"Huh?"

"I knew you cheated, Indigo. I was just waiting for you to come clean to teach you a lesson."

"Oh, so these blonde girls are wearing wigs just to teach me a lesson too?"

"Uh, no. They're actually an evil secret club. We should run for our lives now."

Sunset and Indigo start running as the blonde girls are chasing them. They keep on running as some of them shoot lasers at them from the rings they're wearing.

"Wait, those things shoot lasers?"

They hide behind a pole as Sunset used her ring to shoot back. They fire endlessly as Sunset keeps on shooting them, one by one, each of them are dead as soon as they got hit by the laser. Then the leader of the group reveals her, she wore a black long behind her and has ten rings on her fingers. The two girls as they continue to run and come across a room full of explosion barrels.

"These things are dangerous." Sunset said.

"These girls aren't even real blondes!" Indigo sees an elevator. "Sunset look the elevator!"

The girls quickly run to the elevator without getting hit from the lasers.

"Kill them! And take the sacred ring from the outsider!" The leader ordered.

They start shooting again as Sunset shoots back and knock over the barrels.

"Sunset, what are you doing? Don't shoot the barrel!"

"I'm not! They want their ring back," She removes and switches it to self-destruct mode. "I'm going to give to them."

The elevator dings as the two get inside and frantically presses the button, as it closes and goes down. The blondes try to pound the elevator door, but they hear Sunset's ring beeping faster.

"That's not good. "The leader said, in which is her last words.

The ring explodes, thus blowing up the mansion as well as the elevator flies out and lands hard on the ground. Later, Sunset and Indigo are being carried to the ambulance as the vehicle drive to the hospital with them in it.

"Well, Sunset, I've learned my lesson." Indigo said.

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, it's not cool to cheat on bets. And though my physical injuries are minor, this lesson will psychologically scar me for years to come."

"So, no more cheating, huh?"

"Yeah, guess that's that."

The next day at CHS, the girls were gathered with Sunset being patched up after getting discharged from the hospital, she has a cast on her right injured leg along with her left arm and bandage on her forehead.

"So, she learned her lesson not to cheat now?" Twilight asked.

"Yep, let's hope she'll never cheat again when it comes to games."

"Ah' thought we would lose you, Sunset." AJ said.

"Yeah, we would never forgive ourselves if you're already a dead girl." RD said.

Sunset smiled warmly. "Girls, I'm fine but I appreciate your concern about what happen yesterday."

"Then this calls for a celebration!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

THE END

Gold Viral Video
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Gold Viral Video

Gold Viral Video (Go Viral rewrite)

It all started at the CHS library where Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo are arguing with Gilda and Lightning Dust about the computer sign-up sheet.

"Dude," Rainbow Dash started, "Get off the computer, Gilda! Read the sign-up sheet! We're signed up for 12:00 P.M!"

"Hey, chill out, you jerks!" Gilda told her. "We still have minutes! Wait at the lounge!"

"Fine! 5 minutes!" Scootaloo said.

The two girls played the Cowgirl horseshoe video and laughed at how funny it was.

"That cowgirl was so pathetic!" Gilda said.

"I saw that one coming." Scootaloo said bluntly.

"Oh yeah," Lightning Dust says. "Road Hog!"

"That's a good one!"

They both play the Road Hog video and once again laugh at their hardest.

"This is some hilarious stuff, losers!" Gilda says. "It's got a setup, a punchline, a dude gets hurt! Come on!"

"Still not funny,"

"Then get over here!"

The two went to the computer as Gilda typed something on the keyboard.

"You girls are gonna thank me later."

Then they watch a video called "Wedgie Kung Fu Master" where the master Wedgies a man and then a bear falls right on to the man, plays the xylophone, and then farts on him.

"That bear just farted on that guy's back!" Gilda laughed.

Rainbow Dash turned to Scootaloo laughing. "Why are you laughing, Scoots?"

"That dude got hurt!" Scootaloo replied, still laughing. "Plus, the bear farted on his back!"

"Dude, Gilda, Wedgie Kung Fu Master? Cowgirl Horseshoe? This viral stuff is stupid. Not as good as our video we did a lot of weeks ago."

"If it's stupid, then why it has so many hits?"

"Me and girls had a lot of hits on our video that day," Rainbow Dash recalled. "And this time, we can get more hits than that."

"Yeah!" Scootaloo added.

"In your dreams! Me and Lightning Dust could get way more than you losers."

"No, you wouldn't,"

"Yes, we could! Ten bucks says we can make better video than yours by the end of the week." Gilda declared.

"You're on."

They both shake hands as the deal goes on.

The montage begins with the girls making their won viral videos, but Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo only get small views as result while Gilda and Lightning Dust gets the large number of views. The montage ends by Friday and was gathered inside the library.

"Pay up, losers!"

"No way! The week's not even through yet!"

"We're like a million views ahead of you! You might as well give up!"

"No! We'll have an awesome internet video by the end of the day!"

"How much you're gonna bet on?"

"Double or nothing!"

"Aw man! We're going to be rich!"

The scene cuts to the football field with a trampoline set up on the center of the field with Scootaloo standing on it.

"Wait, what do I do again?" Scootaloo asked.

"Just start jumping and make some air. Major air and do some back flips or something."

Scootaloo starts jumping. "Are you getting this?"

Rainbow Dash replied with thumbs up.

She starts bounces on the trampoline and pretends to be a rockstar.

"Still not high enough," she says. "I know, let me try something."

Rainbow Dash jumps as soon as Scootaloo lands on the trampoline results her to jump high and bump her head on the branch.

"Scoots!" She gasps as she ran to check up on her. "Scoots, are you okay?!"

"Rainbow Dash…that was AWESOME!"

"That's called a double jump!"

Just then Pinkie Pie came by. "Hi Dashie and Scootaloo! What are you two up to?"

"Oh, hey Pinks, we're just shooting a video to make it viral." RD replied.

"You want to help out?" Scootaloo asked.

"Oh of course I love to!" She exclaimed and gave a big grin.

"But if we're going to make these a million views high, we need is more power." Rainbow Dash suggested.

"Rainbow Dash, I know exactly how!" Scoots said.

Cuts to Pinkie Pie standing on the school rooftop with Rainbow Dash holding a rope which is hoisted a refrigerator.

"Ok, Pinks," RD says, "you're going to do a double jump with the refrigerator. And don't worry, I can fly, I'll save you."

"This is going to be so much fun!" She exclaimed.

"Alright, three, two, one, go!"

Pinkie Pie jumps off the roof while Rainbow Dash pulls the refrigerator down, as Pinkie Pie touched the trampoline, the refrigerator lands on it, causing a double jump for Pinkie was she goes up high in the sky.

"Scoots, this is gold!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"Wait 'til Gilda sees this!"

Pinkie still goes up high.

"Scoots look how high she's going!"

Just then, Pinkie Pie disappeared into the sky.

"Dash, where did she go?"

"Don't worry, if we see her, I'll save her."

"But Rainbow Dash, she's not going down!"

Then Rainbow Dash becomes horrified. "Maybe you're right! We've got to go and get her!"

Rainbow Dash pony up to summon her wings and carried Scootaloo by her waist as they go up high. After going up high enough, they suddenly disappear into the sky and found themselves of an inside of the computer. And they saw screens of other viral videos around them as well.

Scootaloo react in awe and started record their surroundings. "This footage is so gold! We'll definitely beat Gilda with this!"

"Priorities, Scoots. First we get Pinks, wherever she is."

"So, what is this place?"

"Kinda looks like a mental asylum."

They saw a screen of Wedgie Kung Fu Master. They also heard a voice as well.

"What is your name?" The voice asked.

"My name is Pinkie Pie."

The two found Pinkie Pie, talking to an elderly woman on a gigantic screen.

"Step over to your right, Pinkie Pie." She ordered.

"Is this a super-duper special surprise for me?" She asked as she complied with what she said.

"Sort of… Now. Say "doomed for eternity"!

"Doomed for eternity!"

Then suddenly, Pinkie Pie was being sent into a video screen and endlessly jumped on the trampoline.

"Hey! Who are you and what did you do to Pinkie Pie?!"

"My job. I'm the warden of the internet. Pinkie Pie made a big mistake for trying to make a viral video."

"So?"

"The internet should be a serious place used for writing research papers and maybe for keeping in touch with relatives once in a while. These silly viral videos are a disease. They must be contained."

"That's not fair."

"Yeah," Scootaloo added. "We're just trying to make entertaining videos!"

"Wrong!" The warden of the internet shouted. "All these people need to be punished, forced to live their stupidity on repeat forever!"

"You're insane."

"It's not even Pinks' fault. She was just doing us a favor, right Pinkie?"

Pinkie Pie still jumps in the screen as she said, "I don't like interwebs, anymore! Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo!"

"Wait a minute, Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo? You're supposed to be in Pinkie's video! Now I have to reconfigure the laser video transporter for two more criminals that will spend eternity in endless loop forever!"

Just then, Scootaloo turned the power button off, so the screens paused and the warden off as well.

"Scoots, get Pinks." She told her as Scootaloo complied and turned her attention to the internet prisoners. "People of the internet; we're gonna get you out of here but we've gotta leave right now! Go into all videos and get as many people as you can!"

Then everyone went out of the video screams to cause a prison break riot.

"Pinkie, Jump!"

She jumps into Scootaloo's arms as she falls back due to her and thus turning the power button back on.

"Quick, up here!"

The three girls escape through a screen as the Warden's cables break loose and chase them.

"Cowgirl horseshoes!" Scootaloo exclaimed.

They found a car and quickly hop in as the car speeds away.

"Wait a minute. Who's driving?"

"Cowgirl horseshoes, of course!" Scootaloo replied.

Then the car goes up to the ramp as they scream for dear life. But then the portal appears on the sky, as the 3 girls and Cowgirl horseshoes jumps into the portal and back into the computer interior where the rest are waiting.

"Alright, everyone to the portal," Then everyone jumps to the portal. "Now you, Pinks!"

Pinkie Pie tries to make the jump, but the warden caught her leg with her cable.

"No!"

"Rainbow Dash, look, it's Wedgie Kung Fu Master!"

Wedgie Kung Fu Master gives Warden a Wedgie, thus letting Pinkie go.

"I don't know how much longer these panties are gonna hold!"

"But-"

"Go now! And link to my video…"

"We'll never forget you, Wedgie Kung Fu master!"

The 3 girls went to the portal as the warden explodes and later landed on top of the viral people who just escape.

"What are you guys doing?" Gilda asked as she and Lightning Dust just came by.

"We're making viral videos!" Scootaloo replied, smugly.

Few moments later, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie regroup with the others by the statute and told them what happened just now.

"So, Yer' saying that there's an internet prison somewhere through the sky just because they all make viral videos?" AJ asked.

"That's about right." RD exclaimed.

"Twilight, do you know anything about this?" Sunset asked.

Twilight shook her head. "Honestly, I have no idea what was over there. But what matters is that you guys were okay."

"Well, this goes for a celebration!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Maybe later, Pinks." Rainbow Dash said. "As soon as Scootaloo uploads the video and gets a lot of hits than Gilda's, we celebrate."

"Do you guys really have to go through all that trouble just to make a video viral?" Sunset asked.

She shrugged. "Meh, it's worth it now.

THE END

The Stress of Sci-Twi
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The Stress of Sci-Twi

The Stress of Sci-Twi (Skips' Stress rewrite)

It all began with Sci-Twilight Sparkle doing some chemistry experiment inside the chemistry room. Just then, Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo came by.

"Hey Twilight, can you help us with our math homework for a bit?" RD asked.

"I'm kind of busy here, Rainbow Dash."

Scootaloo groaned. "But Twilight, we don't know what we're doing!"

"Alright," Twilight sighs. "I'll help you two."

Skips to minutes later with Twilight finally finish helping Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo with their homework.

"Thanks Twilight," Rainbow said as she and Scootaloo left the room with their math books. "Catch ya' later!"

Just then, Applejack came by. "Hey, Sugarcube, mind helping me to fix another computer virus at the library unlike what happen last time?"

Twilight sighs while holding her right arm. "Sure, AJ,"

Twilight does as she works her magic to eliminate the virus and fix the computer. Just then, Wallflower came by.

"Twilight, can you help me plant my chrysanthemums?"

She sighs again and silently clutches in pain and notices some black lines on her arm but Wallflower didn't see that.

"Twilight?"

"Sure, sure, Wallflower…"

Cuts to Twilight water the plants and Applejack runs over to her.

"Twilight, what's going on with that computer virus?"

"I had to help-"

She was interrupted when Flash and Sandalwood shows up.

"Twilight, we need help for some homework." Flash said.

"Uhh…"

Just then, Both Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer showed up as well.

"What is it?"

"Lunch, lunch, lunch," Rainbow chanted.

"Why don't you girls go ahead without me? I had too much to do today."

"Oh c'mon Twilight it's lunch time." Sunset told her. "You look like you could use some lunch."

Cuts to the girls and the rest of their fellow schoolmates have their lunch inside the cafeteria.

"Ok, ok," Rainbow Dash spoke first. "How much money would it take for you to walk up to a shark and punch it in the face?"

"I'd do it for half a million," Sunset said. "But only if I get to pick the shark. What about you, Twilight?"

"Can we just finish our lunch please? I got a lot to do today!"

"Oh, oh! I got one!" Rainbow says. Twilight groans in pain again.

Everyone was walking through the hallways and stopped when Rainbow Dash spotted a stress machine invented by Micro Chips.

"Hey, everyone stop leaving and look at this!" The girls stopped where Rainbow Dash stopped next to the machine. "A stress machine. Micro Chips done a pretty good job on this one!" She places her hand on the machine. And presses a button to start the test and receives the results.

Stress level: Moderate. Suggestion: Cut back on the late night pies.

"Aw, what?"

The girls except Twilight were astonished by this invention. Not that Twilight is envy of or something.

"You should do it, Twilight." Applejack convinced her.

"I think I'll pass, can we just go?" But her friends were giving her encouragement looks. "Okay. I guess I'll try it."

Twilight presses the button and it made a code red like alarm as it gave the results.

Stress level: Critical.

Micro Chips was alerted and rush towards her.

"Twilight, are these your stress levels?!" He asked.

"Uh, yeah, why?"

"I regret to inform you that your stress level is off the charts!"

The girls gasp by this news. "But how did that happen?" Sunset asked.

"Yeah, Twilight, what makes you so worked up all of a sudden?" RD asked.

"Look, I'm fine! Can we just go now?"

"I'm afraid not. Now, uh, may?" He lifts her arm to show them black lines on it. "These are indicators of severe stress."

"I guess I have been a little stressed out…" Twilight says.

"Twilight, if you fail to reduce your stress you will die."

The girls were more horrified by this as but Fluttershy and Rarity nearly fainted.

"We need to tell this to Principal Celestia, now!" Sunset suggested as she escorts Twilight to the office.

Scene cuts to Twilight's house at night, with Twilight on bed with her mother, Twilight Velvet on her side.

"I'm worried about you, Twilight. You should take a week off."

"But I can't," Twilight protested. "I got too much to do this week!"

"Okay, mom."

Twilight Velvet leaves the room but not before turning off the lights as Twilight lie on her back and fell into a deep sleep and started dreaming.

Inside her dream, she found herself at the Starswirl Festival and sees Rainbow Dash calling her name while on a unicycle.

"Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight!" She called her, and rode hop off and Rarity came by holding an outfit.

"Twilight, darling, you have to help us! Quick, put this on!" Rarity put on a dark purple dress on Twilight.

She sees Trixie in her outfit standing the stage, calling her.

"Twilight, the great and powerful Trixie has to start her show! Where's my wand?! Where's my wand?!"

Twilight hears Pinkie Pie laughing.

She tries to back away but hears Rainbow Dash's voice.

"Twilight! Test your magic, girl!"

Just then, the black lines started to waggle out of her shirt as she begins to scream.

She wakes up from her dream and sees her black lines getting worse and worse. The scene cuts to class time at Mr. Cranky Doodle's classroom.

"Okay, class," He said. "Before we start I just want to make-" He stopped when Twilight entered the room wearing a jacket. "Twilight Sparkle, what are you doing?"

"I'm learning." She replied.

"No, you're not. Your life is at stake and you need to take it easy!"

"But I need to have a perfect education," Twilight insisted. "Please Sir, I'm fine."

Cranky raised his eyebrow. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm fine."

Cranky Doodle thought about it for a moment. "Alright, but let me know if it's too much. You may take your seat." Twilight took her seat as Cranky continued his speech. "Now. As I was saying-"

But he was interrupted when Twilight screamed in pain and fell on her left side. Everyone including her friends circled around her. Twilight slowly opened her eyes to see Sunset unzipped her jacket and sees her stress lines worsen.

"Twilight, are you alright?" Sunset asked, feeling worried and scared for her friend.

"Yeah, what's that black gunk?!" Apple Bloom asked. "You like you're gonna die!"

"Apple Bloom!" Applejack scolds her.

Rainbow Dash and Rarity helped her up while she winced in pain. "It's just stress. "I-I'll be okay..."

"Twilight, you're not okay!" Fluttershy told her. "You can't pull it off any longer. You must visit the bell!"

"Bell? What Bell?"

"The birds at the Canterlot mountain told me that an ancient bell lies atop there. When it is rung, it relieves your stress."

"Then why you didn't visit the bell sooner?" Cranky asked.

"It's not that simple, "Twilight explained. "Ringing the bell 5 times is more dangerous than stress itself. Usually I can keep my stress under control, but I guess I let it out of hand..."

"Well, okay." Rainbow said. "You got to ring this bell. Let's go!"

The girls went to their Rainbooms tour bus with Twilight putting a ray gun inside. Rainbow Dash asked what it is and Twilight replied to her by saying it's her ray gun. They hopped in their tour bus with Sunset taking the wheel. Thanks to the engine upgrade by Applejack, they're able to get to the mountain in no time. After a minute, the girls have arrived at Canterlot Mountain.

"There it is," Twilight said. "The ancient stress bell."

The girls hopped off their bus tour and escort Twilight to the bell. They shudder when they see skeletons lying around them.

"Who are these dead guys?"

"They must of lost their battles against their stress." Twilight said, the girls got Twilight onto the bell. "Thanks. Now, what I'm about to tell you is really important. You have to keep your ears covered."

"You got it, Sugarcube."

"Rainbow Dash, what did I just say?"

"Why telling me twice? I get what you just said."

"Darling," Rarity said. "You're a dear friend and all but there are other times that you umm... cause a bit mishaps when someone told you what to do..."

"What? No way!"

"How about those other times when we told you to do something and later made a mess either by accident or on purpose?" AJ asked bluntly.

"Just because I sometimes mess things up, doesn't mean I'm a bad friend! And this time, I'll take my friend's word seriously!"

"For as long as the bell rings. Good. Now go! Go! Get away from here!"

"Good luck, Twilight!"

The girls back away and covered their ears. Twilight rings the bell, producing a long, loud sound. As it rings, Twilight screamed as her stress exits her body and later morph into a giant monster that looks like Twilight.

"First; Midnight Sparkle, second; Deadmageddon virus, and now this?" Rainbow whined, still covering her ears.

"Ah' don't know what you just said but keep yer' ears covered!" AJ told her, still have her ears covered.

The sound still goes on and Rainbow Dash remembers the ray gun Twilight put in their tour bus. "Twilight, you forgot your gun!" She runs back for the gun.

"Rainbow Dash, no!" Sunset uncovers her ears and tries to cover Rainbow's ears. The girls uncovered theirs and grab Rainbow Dash as well.

"Cover your ears!" AJ ordered her.

But it's too late. When their ears are uncovered, they scream in pain as their own stress exits their bodies and goes into Twilight's and forms the heads of the girls.

"What the heck?!" Sunset exclaimed.

"I gotta get the ray gun!" Rainbow Dash quickly went back inside the bus and later came out with the ray gun and run towards Twilight. "Twilight!" She throws the gun and she luckily catches it.

"Let me handle this!"

Twilight fires her gun at her stress but was thrown away by its tentacles. She tries to take over the situation but again gets thrown.

"We gotta help her!" Rainbow declared.

The girls ponied up and grabbed their weapons from the dead skeletons and started charging their own stress. But it's too strong for them to handle, Rainbow Dash tries to poke her stress but it whacks her away.

"It's too powerful!"

"We gotta cut all their heads!" Twilight suggested. As she tries to shoot her stress' head.

Sunset got up and grab her weapon. "Time to de-stress!"

Sunset run towards her stress monster, dodges its tentacles and successfully sliced her stress monster head off and it vanishes. Rainbow Dash flew over her stress monster and threw a blade directly at its neck and vanished. Rarity summon some diamonds and levitate it towards her stress head and its neck thus cutting it off and vanish. Applejack slice off her stress monster's neck with a sword with a help from her super strength. Sunset and Rainbow Dash aid Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie to finish off their own stress and later succeed.

The girls have defeated their own stress monsters except for Twilight. She was shooting the tentacles with her ray gun and the monster tries to hit Twilight but she barely dodge it as she land on her back.

"Twilight!" The girls called her name and later get knocked aside by its tentacles.

The monster grips Twilight but Twilight shoots the tentacle that holds her as she safely landed on her feet and uses her magic to levitate herself to her stress head's height and release a powerful shot from her ray gun directly at the head. Thus defeating her stress monster once and for all and safely landed. The girls cheer and comes to her.

"We're sorry we made you stressed out, Twilight." Sunset apologized.

"Don't worry girls, and thanks for helping me back there."

"Oh and I'm also sorry I started this fight," Rainbow apologized.

"Well we wouldn't had to deal with our own stress if ya' could just listen what Twilight had to say!" AJ said bluntly.

"But I wouldn't let my own friend get crushed by her own stress! I'm just trying to help her!"

"It doesn't matter if it's your fault or not, Rainbow Dash," Twilight told her. "What matters is that I'm alive and no longer stressed out."

"Well let's head back to the bus so we can celebrate!" Pinkie Pie said.

Sunset chuckled. "Yeah, let's go back."

The girls went back to their tour bus but sees the weapons jammed into a fire.

"It's a flat tire."

"Let me take care of that." Twilight insisted. She tries to fix but notices the girls staring at her. She backs away as the girls fix the tire.

"Here's the tire iron." AJ said.

"I'll grab the jack."

"I got the spare."

"Oh, let me help you with that."

THE END

Pizza Friday
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Pizza Friday

Pizza Friday (Meat your Maker rewrite)

The story begins with the girls gathering at the hallways and today it's Pizza Friday!

"Hey guys," Rainbow said. "Can't you believe it?! It's Pizza Friday!"

"Ah'll say, this is the first time the school cafeteria is serving Pizza for lunch." AJ said.

"So where'd they get them?" Twilight asked her.

"Granny Smith got them online," AJ answered. "She spared no expense, she even paid for extra overnight shipping."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go there and scoop 'em up!"

"Hold your horses, Darling," Rarity told her. "They're likely started already."

"Speaking of horses," Fluttershy spoke. "Has anyone seen Sunset lately?"

"Granny Smith told me that Sunset was in charge for the Pizzas. Snips and Snails also agreed to help as well." AJ told them.

"Oh, are those three started heating up the Pizzas already?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"No, no. Granny Smith told them not to heat the Pizzas."

Sunset Shimmer, along with Snips and Snails were at the kitchen of the cafeteria.

"Are you guys sure that Granny Smith said we should heat the Pizzas?"

"Granny Smith totally said we should heat up the Pizzas, Sunset." Snips told her,

"Yeah," Snails added. "Let's get heated up!"

Sunset take a look of the box and read it. "Whoa, Granny Smith spared no expense! Extra cheesy? Guys, these pizzas are like luxuries!" She puts the box in the oven and heat it up but it didn't. "Guys, this thing won't light."

"I know how to get that baby heated up." Snips said as Snails gave him a lighter fluid. He puts the box outside of the oven and open the box and puts the lighter on the pizzas, setting them on fire.

"Um, guys, I don't think that's good..."

"What?"

Then the Pizzas exploded and they panic. Sunset quickly grabbed a nearby fire extinguisher and take out the flames on the pizzas.

"Aw, man," Snails spoke. "I remembered that Granny Smith told us not to grill."

"WHAT?!" Sunset asked, shocked and angry.

As they quickly clean up the mess, the two tried to apologize to Sunset again.

"I said we were sorry." Snails apologized.

"Yeah," Snips added. "Come on, Sunset..."

"No! No more "Come on, Sunset!" Everyone is going to blame me and it's both of your fault! I'm sick of you guys always getting me into trouble!"

"We just want to give everyone the best Pizza Friday they all deserved, that's all..." Snips told her.

Sunset puts her arms up, knowing what she's going to do.

"No, no don't!"

She began moving her arms together. "It's too late..."

"Come on, Sunset. Don't!"

"It's already in motion."

"Well put it out of motion!" Snails told her.

But she crossed her arms and look away. "You ticked me off."

Snails groaned. "Sunset, look at us!" Punches Sunset but he's too weak. "Look at us!" He punches her again but she doesn't feel it.

"Okay, okay," Snips said. "If we fix this, can you please forgive us?"

Sunset still not looking at them. "Maybe."

"Fine, we'll fix it. We'll just get some more down the meat locker down in the basement. It may be trespassing but it's the only way to get some more." Snails said.

"Fine. But you guys better fix it."

They went down to the meat locker and open the door. Snips and Snails went inside while Sunset holds the door.

"I hate going down to the meat locker." Sunset groaned, still holding the door.

"Don't worry," Snails assured. "It'll be super quick, we'll just find the Pizzas and go."

"Fine,"

The two were still searching for the Pizzas and it's only been half a minute and there still nothing.

"Hurry up, guys! It's freezing!"

"We can't find them."

Sunset groaned. "I knew you guys can't fix it."

"Wait," Snails said. "Guys I think they're on top but we can't reach them."

"I'll grab them. You guys hold the door."

The two goes for the door while Sunset looks for the Pizzas but didn't see them.

"I don't see them."

The two approached Sunset despite being told to hold the door.

"Did you check over there?" Snips asked.

"Yeah, I check..."Then she realized they're not holding the door. "GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THE DOOR!"

"Oh my gosh," Snips gasp. "We totally propped it open with some bags of ice!" He then change his expression into confidence. "Check it."

"See? What can go wrong?" Snails asked.

The ice bags fell down and shut the door lock. Sunset gets ticked off again and was about to cross her arms.

"Wait! We can still fix it, there's a safety latch!"

Snips and Snails goes for the latch and pulls it.

"Guys, don't force it!"

But it's too late as they already break the latch. They bang the door calling for help, but nobody can hear them.

"You guys did it to me again!" Sunset yelled.

"Don't worry!" Snips assured. "We'll get us out of this!"

Two tried to break the door with all their might but it's too strong for them to break it.

"Just give up, guys. I knew you two couldn't fix it."

"Sunset, we fixed stuff all the time!"

"No, you guys don't."

"The chemistry experiment, Twilight's birthday, Rarity's birthday, her parents anniversary!"

"Stop right there! You know Gilda pushed us!"

"Yeah," Snails added. "She got us in trouble!"

"Gilda is not even there!" Sunset told them.

"Fine, we'll fix it!"

"You mean like you fixed the oven? Or when you guys fixed the pizzas by burning them. Or...Oh, no, wait, I know. You mean, like you guys brought us down here got ourselves locked inside this meat locker to find more pizzas? Surprise, surprise, there are no pizzas!"

"Sunset, please..." Snails plead.

"Yeah, we can-"

"No! Don't even say it! Just shut up so I can find a way to get us out of here!" She started to have a cold breath.

Then Snips and Snails sees a thermostat. "Sunset, we saw a thermostat!" Snails spoke. "We can still fix this!"

Sunset looks behind looking horrified, knowing what they're going to do. "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING WITH THAT DRUMSTICK?!"

But the two boys hits it with a Frozen drumstick, causing it to drop severely and making the entire locker cold than before.

"Sunset, we're sorry!"

"Snips' right! We can try and fix it!"

Sunset yelled in anger. "I'm sick of you guys saying that! You two can't fix anything!"

The two were distressful as Snails spoke. "We're sorry..."

"Stop acting before you even think or you'll get both of you in trouble!" She yelled, and she is this close to black out. "I'm going to die because of you guys..."

Sunset weakly crossed her arms again.

"No!" Snails protested.

"Sunset, please!" Snips pleaded. "WE'RE SO SORRY!"

She turns away. "Tell...Princess...Celestia...I-I...L-love her..." Then she passed out and fall on the floor.

"SUNSET!" The two gasps and kneels down and touches her face if she's okay. When she doesn't wake up, they broke down to tears.

"Sunset's right," Snips sobbed. "We can't fix anything!"

"I know! But we can still help her, Snips! Knowing we can't fix anything leads us to nowhere if we don't do something now!"

The two stopped crying as Snips whip his tears and spoke, "You're right. We can still help her! C'mon!"

Snips grabs Sunset by her arms while Snails holds her legs to carry her. The montage begin with Snips and Snails looking for pizzas if it's the last thing they do while carrying Sunset who's still unconscious. After a while, they saw a box of pizzas and gently dropped Sunset and sees the pizzas that have eyes, arms and legs, mouth and they were wearing winter clothing.

"Pizzas!" Snips exclaimed. "We've been looking all over you!"

"Please, frozen stranger!" The pizza speak. "Can you free us?"

"Yeah, we can free you, guys," Snails told them, and glance at Sunset and turn back at them. "But you guys gotta do something for us. Here's what you gotta do..."

Sunset is still unconscious, she then later dreams that she is on a beach, wearing her usual swimsuit with Sci-Twilight wearing a seashell bikini top and a grass skirt.

"Hey, Sunset..." Twilight said, seductively.

"Twilight! You look stunning!"

They ran to each other and hold each other's hands.

"Spin with me..."

They both spin with each other.

"Oh, Sunset..."

"Oh, Twilight..."

Then a giant Snips and Snails rises up from the sand.

"Sunset! WE'RE GONNA FIX IT!"

Sunset wakes up and sees Snips and Snails shaking hands with the Pizza leader.

"Sunset, you're awake!" Snips exclaimed as he and Snails run up to her.

"Sunset, we told you we can fix it!" Snails told her.

"While you were dead, we found those talking pizzas and they're gonna help us." Snips explained.

"What?"

"They said they know a way out!"

"It's true." The Pizza leader spoke. "We will guide you out of the meat locker. But only if you take us to the oven where we can be eaten."

Sunset was bewildered by this. "WHAT?! You want to be eaten?"

"Yes! It is our destiny to be eaten!"

"Guys, this is weird. Everyone is going to find out about these pizzas. Look at them!"

"No, they won't know," Snips assured her. "Trust us!"

"And this time," Snails added. "We won't screwed this up!"

"Do we have a deal?" He asked. The boys shake their hands in agreement. "It's a deal!"

All the pizzas cheered as the portable cooler opens and it lights from the inside. Snips and Snails take a look at it.

"Sunset, this is the way out!"

They went into the portable cooler and went out the same cooler at the cafeteria.

"Sunset, they're not here, we still have time!" Snips told her.

They went out of the cooler along with the pizzas at the same time, the bell ring which means it's lunchtime.

"Man, I can't wait for those pizzas!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Here they come." Sunset told them, still skeptical about this. "This better work."

"It'll work, just relax!"

The pizzas jumped on the counter and pretend that they were already grilled and dead.

Then the girls were first on the line while holding their lunch trays.

"Hey, girls," Sunset told them. "We got the pizzas for today's Pizza Friday! Just what everyone in this school wants for lunch!"

"Oh boy, I can't wait to dig in!"

Just then, the pizzas jumps up. "NOW!"

The Pizzas started to attack everyone in the cafeteria and forced everyone including the Equestria Girls into a giant plastic bag with red oil.

"This wasn't part of the deal!"

"You two fell for our trap!" The pizza said. "Brilliantly! We don't want to be eaten, we want to eat YOU!"

"But what about the prophecy?" Snips asked.

"There is no prophecy! This is simply revenge! For all our fallen brothers and sister Pizzas massacred by the hands of your Pizza Friday! And now, you two will join your friends in the same fate!"

Everyone were trapped in the giant plastic bag while the red oil is steaming.

"No!" Snails shouted. "What are you doing to them?!"

"Marinating them, of course! Bag the last one!"

"RUN, SNAILS!"

The two back off to protect themselves and when Snails squirts ketchup at the Pizzas, they started eating each other.

"This stuff is delicious!"

The two realized what they're going to do and smirk. They squirt Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise at every Pizza thus slaying each other and those who were watching this were grossed off by this.

When it's done, Applejack activates her super strength to break the plastic bag so everyone were free and gathered around the two.

"What the heck was that?" Flash asked.

"Yeah, why did all those pizzas were alive and tried to kill us?" Sandalwood asked.

"Before all of you blame Sunset for this," Snips told everyone. "Let us explain first..."

So then, Snips and Snails told everyone everything of how it started. Especially that Sunset almost died because of their mistakes and knew that they can't fix anything. When they're finish, they look up with Sunset with regretful eyes.

"Sunset..." Snails spoke to her. "I know we already said this but we're truly sorry!"

"And you're right," Snips added. "We can't fix anything that we got you freeze to death because of it. But we also ruined Pizza Friday for everyone..."

They look down in shame while Sunset stared at them after taking a few deep breaths, she spoke. "Snips, Snails, I understand that you two didn't mean to do things that get me in trouble but I was started to fed up about how careless you guys are... I know what I said hurts and it's true, but a part of me shouldn't be so hard on both of you because of your careless mistakes. And now, I decided to give you a chance to fix what you guys ruined and I'll be there to supervise both of you and call out on your mistakes so you two won't messed things up again. Deal?"

They look up and thought about it for a moment and they both return the handshake to Sunset.

"It's a deal."

Sunset smiled at them. "Okay, now it's time we clean up this mess. You guys may ruined Pizza Friday but there's always next Friday to change that. Granny Smith and Principal Celestia will be told about this as well and I'll help you guys pay for some more Pizzas."

"You got it, Sunset." Snips said.

"We won't tick you off this time!" Snails told her.

So then, they started cleaning the mess along with the rest of the student body who just agreed to help the three.

Snips and Snails learned their lesson now.

THE END

Beat the Tirek
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Beat the Tirek

Beat the Tirek (Rage Against the TV rewrite)

It was a breezy Saturday at Canterlot, Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash decided to play video games together at Sunset's house. As the two were playing Tirek's Revenge. The two have been playing the past 6 hours, and all of the empty bags of chips, and empty cans on sodas were lying on the ground as the two just entered level 10 of the game.

"Alright, level 10!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed as her and Sunset's characters proceed in the game. "We better not lose this, Sunset!"

"Rainbow Dash," Sunset told her. "We haven't take a single health damage throughout the game."

"Well don't die on this one!"

"Whatever, just take it seriously."

Then their character come across with triple monsters and frantically press the buttons of their controls to defeat the triple monsters in the game. As they defeat the triple monsters, a big pink reddish pink dragon appears and it's breathing fire.

"Great," RD whined. "As if 1 creature is bad enough!"

"Rainbow, we're going to beat it. We have to!" Sunset told her. "Hit him!"

It took about a minute and a half to defeat the reddish pink dragon until it lost of his health and passed Level 10.

"YES!" The girls cheered.

"I told you we were going to beat it! I told you!"

"I always knew were going to make it." Rainbow Dash said, then gasps when she and Sunset made it to the last level. "Sunset, look! We made it to the final level!"

"Dash, do you know what this means?"

"Equestrian Magic on the loose?"

"No, we have to beat Tirek."

"Well the last time we all play this game, we died at the end."

"But this time, we're not letting that happen again."

"Well, get ready to live because he was about to appear any second!"

Then in the game, Tirek appears before their eyes, telling them the game is on.

"It's Tirek!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, as she and Sunset both jump off the couch and frantically press the buttons of the controllers. "Hit him! Hit him!"

"I am hitting him! Nothing's working!" Sunset cried.

Their characters were hitting Tirek but he doesn't seem to affected by their attacks and shoots out fire breath at them, thus costing a life of their characters.

"Just one hit and takes a whole life!" Sunset said.

They try to attack him again but Tirek kills them yet again. Knowing it's their last life, they quickly get away from him.

"Don't let him touch you, Dash!"

"I'm not, I'm not!"

Sunset's character has been cornered. "AHH! RAINBOW DASH, HELP ME!"

Rainbow's character pulls out a mirror as and stood in front of Sunset's character as Tirek shoot fire from his mouth at them, but his flames was easily bounced back to him because of the mirror and Tirek's health decrease a bit.

"You found his weakness!" Sunset said. "Quick, let's used that mirror to-!"

Before they knew it, the TV suddenly turned off.

"What just happened?" Sunset quickly runs to the TV to turn it back on.

"I don't know!" Rainbow respond, grabbing the remote and frantically pressing the power button. Sunset slams the top of the TV and it was turned on a split second later and again turned off but also barely saw that the game was still on before the TV was turned off.

"The game is still on! Quick, pause it!"

Rainbow Dash presses the pause button on the controller. "It's paused!"

Sunset continues slamming the TV but it turns off a split second and then she stopped. "Rainbow Dash, you have to do it."

"Wait, why me?"

"Dash, no one has ever beat Tirek in this game. And we're probably the only ones who know his weakness and we got a chance. I'll keep the TV working while you finish him."

"Alright, let's do this!"

"Ready... Go!"

Then Sunset keep banging the TV to keep on while at the same time, Rainbow Dash fights Tirek in the game but it's proven to be more difficult to beat Tirek alone and also the TV kept on turning off and on every split second.

"I can't do it!" Rainbow yelled and quickly pause the game.

"Mane, we totally going to beat it!"

"I know. He's just too challenging to beat alone."

"Alright, Dash, we're going to borrow another TV." Sunset suggested.

The two headed to Applejack's farmhouse, the Sweet Apples Acres and told her about their situation and all.

"Ah'm sorry ya'll but ya'll outta luck." Applejack told them, shook her head. "Our TV was destroyed last week and we don't have enough money to but a new one. What's wrong with the TV at yer' place Sugarcube?"

"I don't know it's broken." Sunset told her.

"C'mon AJ, is there at least some tips to fix a broken TV?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Sorry Rainbow Dash but I don't know how. But ya'll could asked Fluttershy to borrow one."

The two went to Fluttershy's house and asked her for a TV.

"Oh, so both of you were going to beat Tirek?" Fluttershy asked.

"Yeah, and we really need to borrow your TV now because we're probably the only ones that beat Tirek." Rainbow Dash said.

"Oh, I'm so sorry girls but I already sold the TV for a garage sail so I can have a lot of money to afford some things for the poor baby ducks."

"It's fine Fluttershy, we could just ask someone else for a TV." Sunset Told her. "Want to come a long?"

"Oh sure, I love to come!" Fluttershy agreed.

"Hey, let's go and see Lemon Zest for a TV. I know where her place was." RD suggested.

The three went to LZ's place with RD's guidance and knock the door, waiting for her to answer.

"Who is it?" Lemon's voice was heard inside of her house.

"It's us." Sunset answered bluntly.

"What do you want?"

"We want to borrow your TV."

"And why should I?"

"Because," Sunset says. "We are about to beat Tirek."

"WHAT?!" Lemon Zest comes outside. "Nobody can beat Tirek, Sunset Shimmer! It's impossible!"

"Not for us. Can you let us borrow your TV or what?"

"Yeah, you can borrow it. If only you tell me what Tirek looks like."

"He's red, big as an Equestrian creature."

"Sunny!"

Sunny flare flips the pages of the video game manual and founds a page of what Tirek looked like in the game, confirming Sunset's answer was correct.

"Oh Mane!" Lemon Zest exclaimed.

"So can we borrow it?"

"Yes you can, so we can watch you lose!" Lemon Zest laughed and picks up the TV while it's still plugged. "This is going to be hilarious!" Then with the TV plugged, it made her drop it thus destroying it already.

"How about Vice Principal Luna's TV?" RD asked.

The girls went to the CHS sister's house (A name I just come up with) and Sunset knock on the door, waiting for her to answer.

"Tell her we need it." Rainbow told her.

"Yeah," Lemon Zest added. "Tell her we need to watch you lose!"

With Sunset's anger issues, she wrestled Lemon for a bit but was stopped when Luna opened the door.

"Oh, hey, Vice Principal Luna."

"Tell her we need it."

"What is it?"

"Well, um, we're just stopping by and-" But Luna interrupted her.

"Whatever it is, it' can't be important. Plus, I'm busy."

"Can we borrow your TV?" Sunset asked.

"No." As she was about to close the door, Rainbow and Lemon stopped her from doing it.

"Please," Rainbow begged. "We got to beat Tirek! We need it!"

"Yeah, Tirek, like when you say that but you can't possibly talking about Equestrian Magic on the loose."

"It's a video game." Sunset told her.

"Hmm, I see..."

"So can we borrow it?"

"No you can't but you can have one in a store that gives away free TV's." Luna suggested. "You should start looking there."

"Thanks, Vice Principal Luna," Sunset said.

"My pleasure." She closed the door as the group went back into Sunset's car.

"Hey, I know someone who works that place." Lemon Zest said.

"Then why you didn't say it in the first place?" Rainbow asked bluntly.

"You didn't ask."

The 5 went to the TV store and go to Lemon's friend, Timmy.

"We'd like one of those flat screens from the commercial." Sunset said.

"The flat screens are full-price." Timmy told them.

"But your commercial said you give away free TV's!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Come on, Timmy, you gotta have something for us!"

"Sorry, Lemon, there's nothing I can do..."

"But Timmy, these girls made it all the way to Tirek! And I want to see them lose!"

Timmy was shock to hear that. "Whoa! Are you serious?!" He looks around for a bit. "Okay. I might got something for you but don't tell anyone."

They follow Timmy around the back and he showed him it something than what they have expected. Is an old TV laying on the ground.

"What is that?"

"It's a TV."

"Does it even turn on?"

"Yes it can." He turns it on but the screen is grayscale.

"Aww what?" Rainbow whined. "It's black and white!"

The group complained about this and were not satisfied.

"Look, you girls want a TV for free! This is a TV for free!"

"How much it'll cost you?" Sunny Flare asked.

"That'll be a a grand, please."

Knowing they can't afford that much money, they decided to take it for free and bring it back to Sunset's place. It was now nighttime, Sunset place down the TV next to the old broken one.

"Make sure the game is still paused." Rainbow told her.

Sunset slammed the TV again and it shows the game while it still paused and later turned off in a split second.

"You really did get to Tirek!" Lemon exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's what we told you." Rainbow said bluntly.

"I thought you were lying."

"Why would we do that?"

"Because you're not good anything to get to Tirek, you're a just a noob!" She shoves Rainbow Dash and shoves back at her.

"You're the noob!"

They started to wrestle but was stopped by Sunset's voice.

"Guys, stop!" Sunset told them. "We got a problem! This thing doesn't have the right hookups!"

"What? Then what does it have?" RD asked as she and Lemon let go of each other.

"I don't know it has a weird...thing but it doesn't match this other thing! Plus none of these are plugged in, I mean, look at this!" Sunset shows the a weird looking plug.

"What kind of plug is that?"

"Forget this Mane, you're wasting our time anyway. Just shut it off." As Lemon was about to turn off the console, Sunset grabbed her hand to stop.

"But we can't just give up! We got to beat Tirek even though it's just a game! We might never get this far in the game again! So please, anyone who can help us? Please, help us."

Lemon Zest put a hand on her shoulder. "Let us a try, Dude."

So, Lemon Zest went back to her house and grab the cords from her broken TV, meanwhile Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy visited Twilight's house and asked her for her help, she agrees and provides them extra things for the old TV and decided to tag along with them. Once it's done, the weird looking plug was able to fit into the socket plug thanks to Twilight's help and they were able to switch the TVs and now it's working and doesn't mind about the black and white screen.

"Alright, it's on!" Sunset says and looks at Rainbow Dash. "Ready, Dash?"

"I was born ready!"

But before they start the game, everything in Canterlot was shut off thus coming off as a huge black out. Also, their TV and their controllers were fuse together into a character of the video game...Tirek.

"It's Tirek!" Lemon exclaimed, going beside him." He's real!"

"Lemon get away from him!" Twilight told her.

"Dudes, take a picture of me, I-!" But she was knocked down by Tirek with his fire breath almost burning her alive.

The fight begins and they tried their best to avoid Tirek's fire breath knowing how dangerous was especially in a video game. The fight become much worse when Sunset got owned on the back, Tirek's fire breath through Rainbow Dash to a wall, Lemon and Sunny Flare got burnt marks on their left arms while Twilight was burnt a bit badly. While Fluttershy just hide behind the couch. Next thing they know is that Tirek is creating powerful fire ball.

"What's he doing?!"

"Everybody get down!"

They took cover and at the same, Timmy came into the house and he looks pretty grumpy.

"Yo, Lemon Zest, my boss found that I gave you guys that TV and he fired me. Is it cool if I crash here - what the?!" Before he react, Tirek fired the powerful fire ball at him, thus throwing him away from the house and hits the ground thus instantly killing him by exploding him.

"How are we suppose to hurt him?" Twilight asked, still groaning in pain.

"I don't know! He's invincible in the game too until we bounce his attacks with," Then Sunset realized. "Mirrors! Quick, get some mirrors and use it to block all of his attacks!"

They all grab each mirrors and use it to bounce Tirek's fire back at him thus giving more damage. They repeat process until his health is almost low.

"He's almost dead!" Rainbow shouted.

"Quick, find something else!" Twilight ordered.

Sunset pulled out a hand mirror from her saddlebag and bounced Tirek's attack with it thus Tirek lay down groaning in pain.

"The control pads! Get the control pads!" Twilight told Sunset and Rainbow as the two went and grabbed their controllers which are his hands while Lemon and Sunny restrain him from escaping with the help of Twilight's telekinesis powers. His face transits to the video game but it's no longer black and white.

"The game!" Sunset and Rainbow exclaimed.

"Play it!"

The two frantically pressed their buttons to defeat Tirek once and for all. And when he's down, his form disappeared and Tirek in the game was defeated, and the old TV fell down on the ground thus breaking it. And the city's power came back to normal.

"Yes, we did it!" Sunset cheered as the rest cheered as well.

And then, they all reach out and give each other a high five to celebrate their victory.

THE END

Human Sunset Shimmer
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Human Sunset Shimmer

Human Sunset Shimmer (Starter Pack rewrite)

Two days ago, Sunset Shimmer was solo shopping and unexpectedly, she runs into none other than her human counterpart. Yep, her counterpart alright. She's like a mirror image of Sunset, except she wore a ponytail, a black unzip hoodie over her pink top, black dress and black high heel boots that our Sunset Shimmer used to wore during her queen bee days.

Then, Sunset had a lot of explaining to do. Starting who she was, where she's from, how she get here, how far she had come since her defeat at the Fall Formal and about magic as well. Human Sunset listened and believe everything she said and after all that talking and explaining, the two quickly become friends. And Human Sunset wants to enroll to Canterlot High School after she moved to Canterlot and bought herself a house that was just few blocks away. And says that everyone at CHS won't mind of having a counterpart at their school so it was the least of their worries.

Sunset introduced her human counterpart to her friends at the park and all of them were shock and surprise and welcomed her and introduced themselves to her as well. Showing them their magic and the Magic of Friendship while Human Sunset react in awe and insisted she doesn't need magic of her own and already has her own skills.

They talk, laugh and getting along with Human Sunset told them that she'll be a new student at CHS despite Sunset studied there. Pinkie Pie plans a sleepover at Human Sunset's place and had a good time in their sleepover. When the day come, Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna were uncertain at first to have someone that was a mirror image of one of their students but since everyone knows about Equestria and their magic, they enrolled her into their school.

So now, whenever she hangs out with the girls and her pony counterpart, everyone else had their eyes on her, and all of their expressions are either awe or speechless but quickly shrug it off knowing the Sunset Shimmer they knew is from another world. They spent the whole day at school with her, and let her to be part of their band, the Rainbooms with her own instrument is a guitar.

The Equestria Girls now have a new friend on their group, and that friend is someone who is like the former bully turned friend.

After a whole week since Human Sunset's arrival, the girls were at standing by the front of the school, waiting for their new friend. Then they saw a car pull up, with Human Sunset turned off the engine and exit her black SUV and she smiled and waved at them.

"Hey girls," Human Sunset greeted, as she walk to them.

"Hey, Human Sunset," RD greeted back.

"Hey other me,"

Then Gilda showed up while holding a chair from a classroom. "Hey other Sunset, got this chair for you to seat on!"

"Oh, thanks Gilda!"

Human Sunset sat down on the chair Gilda gave her but crashes through the sit and Gilda burst into laughing.

"The loose floorboard gag, they fall for it every time. Get it? Fall for it?" Gila laughed.

"Dude, that joke is so lame," Human Sunset laughed as well.

"Hey c'mon Gilda, Human Sunset spent her first week here!" Applejack told her.

"Yeah, just because she's the other Sunset, doesn't mean you get to prank her on her first week." Rainbow said.

"And it's not funny, Gilda." Sunset added.

"Hey chill out," Gilda retorted. "She may be you but she's not actually you. I can have fun with her anytime I like! See ya, losers!" She left while continue laughing.

When she's gone, Sunset help her human counterpart back up as she dust off of her jacket.

"You okay?" she asked.

"I'm fine, don't worry." Human Sunset went on her way as the others gathered around.

"Girls, I think we should Gilda from pranking the other me." Sunset told them.

"Well we gotta make sure other Sunset was fine first." Applejack says.

The girls meet up with Human Sunset in the cafeteria.

"Hey, Sunset," Rainbow said. "Is everything cool?"

"And that ruffian Gilda not bothering you anymore?" Rarity asked.

"Nah, she's been really cool."

Then Gilda shows up, holding a can of soda.

"Hey double Sunset, have some soda." Gilda offered, giving it to Human Sunset but the soda splashes at her face.

"Nice try, Gilda, but I pack some with me."

Our Sunset groaned and glared at the bully. "Enough with the pranks, it's getting old, Gilda."

"Chill out, girl," Gilda told them. "Learn how to take a joke like my friend, double Sunset."

"It's not I'll be a teacher's pet forever." Human Sunset said.

"Now c'mon double Sunset. We still got some fun to do!" Gilda told her as she and the human world Sunset Shimmer left. "See ya, losers!"

"How are we gonna get Gilda stopped bullying her?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well, we are looking out for her but sometimes we just have to let someone fight their own battles." Twilight said. "And knowing you, Sunset, she would be okay."

"She's kind of different from me, aside that she and I were the same person." Sunset said.

"Well we gotta help her!" Rainbow declared. "She's the other you, Sunset, and she has to stand up for herself just like how you do!"

"Well let's try and talk to her shall we?" Rarity asked and the girls went to Human Sunset but Rainbow Dash stopped for a moment.

"How about let me do the talking." Rainbow insisted. "I got something to say to her."

"Well... Okay but it better not be rash, darling!" Rarity told her.

"Don't worry, I'll just talk her about it."

Then Rainbow Dash found Human Sunset by her new locker and went to talk to her.

"Hey, Sunset, can I talk to you?"

(Oh yeah, they also agreed if the Sunset Shimmer from Equestria was not with them and her human counterpart, they would call Human Sunset by her name unless pony Sunset was around)

"Sure. What's up, Dash?"

"Look, we've been watching Gilda prank you and it's getting out of hand. You have to stop her by pranking her back."

"Prank her back? I can't prank my supervisor."

"Don't you get it? Gilda is taking advantage of you just because you're the other Sunset! So stick up for yourself just like how Sunset does."

"Look, Rainbow Dash," Human Sunset told her. "I appreciate you girls looking out for me, and there's no hard feelings. It's best to leave it be. Anyway, I gotta go help those freshmen kids that named themselves the Cutie Mark Crusaders or something. I'll catch up with you." Then she left.

So then, Rainbow Dash decided to talk to Principal Celestia about the situation.

"So let me get this straight." Celestia spoke. "You want me to stop Gilda from pranking other Sunset even though she doesn't care?"

"Yes, because she doesn't know what she's getting herself into! Principal Celestia, you got to do something, please!"

Principal Celestia thought for a solution and agreed. "I'll see what I can do."

At a classroom were Gilda, Rainbow Dash and Celestia and Luna.

"Thank you for coming, Gilda." Celestia said. "As you know, some of the students came to my office to report a complaint about pranking."

Rainbow Dash smirks at Gilda.

"Well, we're going to watch a documentary of pranking at school so pay attention." Luna said as she played the footage on the TV.

"Pranking: good times at school just keep on rolling... when there's pranks around!"

Then a red haired student pulled a fellow student's pants off and everyone laughed.

"But what happens if pranking goes wrong? Let's have John to find out!"

"Hey, John," A student called him out, throwing a cake at him. As he shoved him into a nearby porter potty and place a pipe bomb in it and explode with him in thus killing him.

As the documentary of the pranks end, Celestia spoke, "Okay, now that you know the consequences of pranking other students so I suggest you best be on your way and let the other Sunset be."

"Whatever you say, Principal," Gilda replied sarcastically as she stood up and left.

However, Rainbow Dash sees that Gilda doesn't care and with the references from the documentary, she would kill Human Sunset as well. So she decided to go for another plan.

Few minutes later, Rainbow Dash had set up a trip wire prank for Gilda at the school football field with the rope connected to a tied up pile of sports equipment on the audience stands. Her plan is to lure Gilda into the trap and tell her that Human Sunset did so she'll know not to mess with her. With everything set, her plan is a go.

Not long as she lured Gilda to the inconspicuous trip wire and she somehow talk her into follow her.

"So what is it you want to show me, Rainbow Crash?" Gilda sneered, insulting Rainbow with that name.

"Oh it's nothing," She says, as she holds her temper and to not ruined the prank.

As she follows Gilda and walk over to the rope which Gilda was to oblivious to see it, she tripped on the wire causing the sports equipment fall on her. With this, Rainbow Dash burst into laughing and pointing at her.

"Hey, what the heck?!"

"Oh mane," Rainbow laughed. "Sunset got you really good!"

"Which Sunset?" She demand?"

"The other Sunset Shimmer, now she got payback for treating her like dirt!"

"THE OTHER SUNSET DID THIS?!" Rainbow Dash was taken back by Gilda's sudden outburst and before she knew it, she pressed her watch to form a jetpack behind her back and pull out a laser gun. "OH SHE IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!"

"Where did you get that?!" But before Gilda answered her question, she aimed her laser at Rainbow Dash and fire but Dash with the help of her super speed, dodge the sudden attack and sees Gilda fly off to where Human Sunset could be. "The others are not going to be happy about this..."

2 seconds after, Rainbow Dash found the girls and human Sunset hanging by the Canterlot Statue.

"So like, Princess Twilight now rules all of Equestria?" Human Sunset asked her counterpart.

"Yes," Sunset nodded. "And this statue is the portal that we can use to see her and go back here."

"You know, despite insisted of not having magic of my own, it's kind of interesting to see what Equestria is like. And I also like to meet the Princess Twilight."

"We'll get to that someday because the portal was close during this time." Sunset old her.

Then Rainbow Dash came and frantically warned them, "Human Sunset, you got to get out of here! It's Gilda! She's going to kill you!"

"WHAT?!" The other girls asked and were shock by this. However, Applejack seems to know what Rainbow Dash has something to do with it.

"Sugarcube, what in tarnation you do?" She asked sternly.

"Well..." She spoke nervously as she sweat. "I...I prank Gilda and told her that other Sunset did so she'll leave her alone but instead she went insane and somehow gets a hold of a jetpack and a laser gun!"

With this revelation, the girls glared at her while Sunset facepalm.

"Darling, when I say don't do anything rash, don't do anything rash!" Rarity scold her.

"But I'm just trying-!" But then, Rainbow Dash got hit by the impact by the laser beam and same goes for the other girls and except Human Sunset.

"GIRLS!" She shouted and look up to see Gilda on the air, holding a laser beam and floating with the help from the jetpack.

"No one mess with their superior..." She said as she aimed at her.

"STOP!" Gilda stopped when hearing Dash's voice as she weakly stood up. "Don't to this! It was me!"

"WHAT?!"

"It's true, Gilda! I'm the one who prank you and told you that other Sunset did so you'll leave her alone! If you're going to kill her for thinking that she did, then kill me for pulling that prank on you! But you can't shoot me, and you can't stop me!"

Then Rainbow Dash zoom towards Gilda and channeled her geode and ponied up, summoning her wings and fly around Gilda to make her feel dizzy. Few seconds later, she snatched her jetpack and her laser gun and put her down with the futuristic stuff in her hands.

"Not so much of a rampage futuristic angry bully now, huh?" She smirked.

"Yeah right,"

The other girls stood up as Human Sunset stood up and slowly approach her.

"Gilda," She spoke, "The only reason why I let you prank me is to take much dirt and information from you as much as I can so I'll report them to Principal Celestia."

"So yer' only reason is to let that snake Gilda bullying ya' just to get enough information from her to so ya' can tell it to Principal Celestia?" Applejack asked.

"Yes, and to be honest, that is how I deal with a bully back at my old school. I know what I've been through with all that bullying but I know it was worth it. And with you trying to kill me with a laser gun is unacceptable! And by the way, where did you get those?"

"I stole it from Micro Chips," Gilda bluntly replied.

"Well I should tell him not to make anymore futuristic weapons or otherwise he'll get expelled." Twilight said.

"Still, you could've get charged for attempted murder," Human Sunset told her. "But after hearing so much from these girls and how forgiving they can be, I guess I'll have to let this slide but that doesn't mean I forgive just yet!"

"And you better hope that no one else saw you rampaging with that jetpack." Rainbow told her.

"Whatever, you're boring anyway. So long, losers." Gilda turn around and walk away without saying anything.

"Welp, I guess we all learn something from all this," Human Sunset said.

"Is that if you ever have a problem with her again, tell us," Twilight told her. "We'll deal with her together."

"And Rainbow Dash," Rarity said. "Next time if you're helping anyone who is suffering under the hands of Gilda, don't resort to anything drastic, darling!"

"I get you, Rarity, I know."

THE END

Dummer Pie
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Dummer Pie

Dummer Pie (150 Piece Kit rewrite)

The Equestria Girls and their new friend, Human Sunset Shimmer (Read my previous chapter) were walking towards the park. Hearing the word that there will be a band playing tonight though they don't know what band is that.

"So what band is going to play tonight here?" Human Sunset asked, as the girls made it to the park.

"I dunno, but what band is, they're seem pretty awesome." Rainbow said.

"Well what band is that, anyway?" AJ asked.

Pinkie Pie swallowed another cupcake she bought from out of nowhere answered, "It's Canterlot Rocks, Silly!"

"Canterlot Rocks?!" Both Sunset and Rainbow were surprised.

"One of the greatest living bands that ever play in this park?!"

"This is awesome!" Rainbow exclaimed. "That band inspired me to be the leader of this band!"

"Well," Twilight spoke. "Just to remind you all that they've also given anyone a spot to play the drum solo."

"Ah think that no one can play that solo, Sugarcube."

"That solo features a hundred and fifty pieces of percussion." Human Sunset said.

"And it's too advance for a darling to play." Rarity added.

"Well, if no one will volunteer then they would have to use a machine of their own to play the solo."

"Unless someone already had the volunteer," Pinkie exclaimed.

"And who did?" Fluttershy asked.

"Me, silly!" Pinkie answered, earning a shock look from her friends.

"Um…Pinkie," AJ spoke," Don't ya' think it's a little…. Crazy to perform that solo by yer self?"

"Not to mention that you might pony-up the more you play your instrument." Twilight told her.

"And you may be the drummer of our band but you can't seriously play that solo." Rainbow added. "Plus, it's too dangerous to play. Because one guy at Denmark has his own skull burned before he even finished."

"But we've done dangerous things all the time!" Pinkie reminded them. "Like all that magic mishaps, situations that leads us to non magical but dangerous situations!"

"Still, you could get hurt!" Sunset told her.

Before anyone could say further, the bus arrived to the park with the greatest band members in it.

"Guys, it's them!" Rainbow pointed at the bus.

The girls quickly went there before the other fans made it. As they made it first, the band members of Canterlot Rocks exit the bus and meet the girls in person.

The lead guitar is blonde, gold skin, and wears a white suite and black gloves, black shoes, while the lead vocals wears a red suit, black shoes and has an afro hairstyle and wears black shades.

"So you must be one of our huge fans." The lead guitar asked.

"Of course, we know you guys," Sunset said. "Gold Rocker, lead guitar, Emerald kicks, lead vocals. And the bass player and I heard you're still looking for someone who volunteered to be your drummer."

"Yes, we are young lady," Gold Rocker said. "And our concert won't start unless someone made the volunteer."

"I made the volunteer, silly!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, raising her hand.

"You?" Gold Rocker asked dumbfounded. "Play the advance solo?"

"Woah, kid, you don't know what you might get yourself into." Emerald kicks told her.

"But I and my friends am also band known as the Rainbooms and I'm the drummer of the band and I am positive to play the solo for your concert!"

"But are you even that positive to play the most dangerous solo?" Gold asked again.

Pinkie made a pfft sound and rolled her eyes. "Of course, I can!"

"I'm sorry kid, but I'm afraid to not let you be part of our concert. Because not only we might get sued for hiring a minor to do such dangerous solo but also for you're to be safe."

Pinkie Pie felt a bit disappointed but deep down it doesn't stop her from playing that solo. So she sadly walks away back to her house.

"Is she going to be okay?" Fluttershy asked.

"Let's just give her some time, and then we go talk to her." Human Sunset said.

Few moments later, they decided to drop by to Pinkie's house but as soon as they arrived, they saw a lot of drum kit outside of her house.

"Umm… Pinkie what are you doing?" Twilight asked.

"If they don't allow me too, then I have to prove them wrong!"

"Having a bunch of drums doesn't mean you can do that solo, Sugarcube." Applejack told her.

"So what? I have all the kit I need. I've spent most of my time playing all of these at once and also last week so I can be prepared to play that solo!"

"Well with all of this," Human Sunset said, walking towards her. "It's really going to take a long time to be prepared before the concert."

"Darling, I'm still uncertain that you could pull this off." Rarity told her.

"But girls please!" Pinkie begged. "I need to do this! This is the moment I've been waiting for! I've been waiting for so long and now I needed to prove them wrong pretty please with a cherry on top?

The girls looked at her still uncertain. They do know it's too dangerous for Pinkie to perform the solo especially after what happened to that guy at Denmark who burned to death for playing it. But at the same time, Pinkie Pie needed this and from the looks of it, she's willing to risk her life to play the 150 Piece kit solo even the band mates of Canterlot Rocks refused to let her in.

After 20 seconds, Sunset stepped forward in two steps. "Pinkie, are you really, really sure you have to risk your life for this?"

"Of course Sunshime, I'm really sure!"

"Don't ya' heard about what happen to that guy at Denmark, Sugarcube?" AJ asked.

"Yep, but to me, I'll do much better!"

"Are you, really, really sure?" Rainbow asked, raising her eyebrow.

"Oh I'm really am sure! Now come one, help me set this all up so I can practice performing the 150 Piece Kit!" Pinkie said.

The girls said nothing again and knew that Pinkie was too stubborn to listen. But what they can hope now is Pinkie realizing what she's getting herself into while helping setting up her drum kit.

Sunset, still reluctant, nodded. "Okay, Pinkie Pie, we'll help..."

"Yay!" Pinkie cheered. "Let's get started!"

They spent hours helping Pinkie to set up her drum kit. And most of them, including Rainbow Dash, were sweating and tired while helping her. How Pinkie Pie manage to afford all of those drums will remain unknown.

The girls finished and they lay down on the ground panting while Pinkie is still energetic as she is satisfied seeing MOST of her drum kit already setting up at front yard of her house.

"Thanks, girls!" Pinkie told them. "Now I can show them how an awesome drummer I can be!"

Rainbow Dash chugged a whole bottle of water and look at her and said, "Yeah, well, just so you know, we gotta check up on the Canterlot Rocks. See them setting up for their band."

"Oh, you guys can go ahead!" Pinkie insisted. "I'll catch up! I just need to practice then I'm all prepared!"

"Well, if you say so, darling." Rarity said.

The girls left while Pinkie stayed and decided to start practicing. Meanwhile, the girls returned to the park and sees the band setting up for their concert tonight.

"Oh, you girls are back." Gold Rocker said, as the girls approached to them. "How's your friend?"

"She's good," Human Sunset answered. "Though she'll feel better."

"But just so ya'll know," AJ told them. "Pinkie still don't take your word of not wanting her to be your drummer. And she has a kit of her own that resembles the 150 piece kit. Except that it has something that Pinkie don't."

Emerald Kicks frowned. "But we said she can't play that solo because it's too advance."

"Yes, but Pinkie being Pinkie, she's too stubborn to listen." RD said.

"I still don't know about this." The bass player said.

"Yes, but Pinkie Pie has been waiting for so long to shine with her drums." Sunset said. "And what she wants is a chance to put her drumming skills into the ultimate test. I know it's still a bad idea, but she's our friend and she really, need this so badly."

The Canterlot Rocks band members think about it for a moment. After like 10 seconds, Gold Rocker nodded. "Okay. We're giving you're friend a chance. One chance."

"You mean it?" Twilight asked.

"Well, if she put it that way, then I guess..." The bass player said.

"Okay. Let's head back to her house and give the news to Pinks!" Rainbow declared.

The girls head back to the house and sees Pinkie with her all of her drum sets.

"Hey, Pinkie," Human Sunset called out. "We got some news for you."

"Oh really? And what's that?"

"Canterlot Rocks decided to give you a chance to play that solo." Sunset told her.

Hearing this cause Pinkie to lighten up. "Really?!"

"Yeah, and now you're gonna rock out tonight!" Rainbow told her.

"But just remember, we want ya' to be careful out there, Sugarcube." AJ told her.

"We wish you luck on your solo, darling."

"Oh yay! Now I can rock out and show everyone how a drummer I can do!" Pinkie exclaimed.

The night came, everyone went to the park to visit the Canterlot Rocks concert. As the the greatest band members finished their part, Gold Rocker held the microphone and speak to the audience.

"Thank you for coming tonight, everyone!" Gold said to everyone. "Now. For the biggest part, a volunteer will play the 150 kit drum solo!" Everyone cheered louder than ever.

Then everyone hears a buzzing sound as the smoke came to revealed Pinkie Pie along with her 150 Piece Kit rising up. And she's wearing a pink tracksuit with her Cutie Mark written on the back of her tracksuit and wears a pink headband.

"Everybody, we have the drummer who can play this; Pinkie Pie!" Emerald Kicks announced as everyone cheered.

"My name is Pinkie Pie!" Her voiced echoed. "And I'm going to play this, solo!"

Then finally Pinkie Pie commence the 150 Piece Kit solo. Everyone watching her starting now were awed and amaze on how skilled Pinkie is when it comes to playing her instrument.

"Wow, Pinks is doing it!" Rainbow exclaimed.

Everyone, including her friends were cheering and chanting her name out loud as Pinkie continues the solo. She also does the next section of that said kit as Pinkie switches her drumsticks with different sticks and goes for the xylophone and next used her roller blades and roll to the next section while banging them with her sticks as she rolls. Pinkie finished and goes for the crane with some of her drums in it and she was lifted up in the sky.

Everyone still cheers for Pinkie as she ascend really, really high with the help from the crane.

"Clear the way!" Pinkie shouted.

Everyone complied and Pinkie drops the big gong on the ground.

"Wait a minute, that could mean one thing..." Sunset spoke.

Pinkie puts on safety harness and she is lifted really up high while still playing her drums.

"360 degree ascending sky cage?!" Twilight exclaimed in shock, not believing what she's seeing.

Pinkie, in the lift, spinning 360 degrees while endlessly doing her drum solo.

"Yeah, Pinkie Pie!" The Equestria Girls cheered for her.

"Past the point of no return!" Rainbow shouted.

Everyone in the park chants her name again. Pinkie felt like it's time to end her solo.

"All right, it's time to light 'em up!" She exclaimed.

Then Pinkie gave all she got when playing her solo. Then out of the blue, her magic acted up as she continued playing her instruments nonstop. Before she knew it, she ponied up as Pinkie pulls the switch to lower the lift as the lift hits the going and the blind light went pink because of her magic.

Then the sunrise, everyone again, cheers and chants Pinkie's name. The girls run to Pinkie who's in the ditch of the lift.

"Pinks," Rainbow spoke. "That. Was. So. Awesome!"

"You did it, Pinkie!" Sunset said. "You really nailed it!"

"Ah'd don't wat to say," AJ said, smiling. "But you do made that solo!"

"I told you all I can do it!"

Then the Canterlot Rocks came to her.

"Pinkie Pie," Gold told her. "From the looks of it, you... you really made that Solo. And I must say, I'm more than impressed."

"Oh thank you so much Mr. Gold Rocker! But my role as a drummer will always belong to my band, the Rainbooms, and my friends." Pinkie told them.

Emerald nodded. "Yep, you made a killing in that solo. And sorry we doubted you."

"Oh it's fine, silly!"

"Hey, how about we'll discuss some things about being a band member, shall we?" Gold asked, lending Pinkie a hand.

"Oh sure!" Pinkie accepted.

Pinkie and the Canterlot Rocks walked away, discussing some things. Important things.

"Looks like Pinkie finally did it." Sunset said.

"Yep, and she'll pretty much become super famous." Rainbow added.

THE END

The Living Bus
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The Living Bus

The Living Bus (Out of Commission rewrite)

It all started at the Canterlot High Parking Lot, Rainbow Dash jamming the music being played inside their Rainbooms bus tour while her friends were outside doing her thing. The music is loud that her friends have to cover their ears while Rainbow Dash just feeling it.

"Aw, yeah," She says, "Listen to that music! With this bus, we'll be able to rock out loud everywhere and everyone will remember our name!"

"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity shouted with her hands covering her ears. "I can't hear a dang thing with how loud that music you're playing!"

"She's right!" Applejack added, "Ya' gon' make ma' ear drums blow up!"

"Alright, fine," Rainbow groaned but comply and turned off the music. "But I still loved that music anyway. So what are we for anyway?"

"Well, Twilight wants us to be gathered here," Sunset told her then turned to Twilight. "So Twilight, what's up?"

"Now that we're all here," Twilight announced. "The numbers were crunched and our band has made extra money this year. Plus, I have bought all of us this!" Then she introduced a futuristic version of the Rainbooms bus tour. It can move doors like in Sci-Fi movies, its tires are futuristic and shiny and everything else seemed futuristic compared to their bus tour. Everyone were impressed how cool this thing was but for Rainbow Dash, she was dissatisfied.

"Modern, Sophistical, Powerful," Twilight observed. "These are three adjectives to used to describe this miracle German language engineer."

"Ah have to be honest," AJ said. "That thing has 100 horsepower!"

"A device that holds beverage," Pinkie Pie added.

"No way!" Sunset exclaimed after seeing one of the features that makes her satisfied. "A butt warmer?" Then everyone stared at her expressionlessly. "What?" She asked.

"Who needs all that stuff?" Rainbow asked and rush over their tour bus. "Here are few words to describe this tour bus," She continued. "Reliable, uh...Awesome..."

"I'm sorry to say this," Twilight told them "but I don't think we need that tour bus anymore. Because that bus has been leaking oil lately and its engine was modified with strong engines that would make the bus zoom through the second you stepped down the gas pedal, which is unsafe and it would lead you all to immediate death. Also, it's releasing noxious gas fumes into the air and it's pretty bad for the environment and we could cause a global warming."

"Now that ya' mention it," Applejack said. "Ah' agree with Twilight here. This thing here would cause a catastrophe to the environment if we kept bringing it with us."

"And I don't want the animals at the forest to be poisoned because of the noxious gas," Fluttershy timidly added.

"I agree too," Rarity agreed. "This thing would be bad for me if it keeps on releasing noxious gases."

Sunset and Pinkie also agree but Rainbow Dash still not agreed to this.

"But are you guys seriously agree that we have to take this away?" She asked. "I mean, we worked hard to re modify this bus that other day, remember?"

Sunset stepped closer to her. "Rainbow Dash," She told her. "I know you prefer that tour bus but let's face it. Times are changing, we're getting close to the end of this decade and it's time to embrace the change. Just like I do when I was at my lowest point after the Fall Formal."

"She's right, Dash," Twilight added. "Time flies fast and it's changing fast. So it's time for us to move on and accept the change. Are you willing to take that tour bus away?"

Rainbow Dash looked down for a moment, even though she loved how awesome their old Rainbooms tour bus was ever since they remodel it, she couldn't deny the fact that they were almost at the end of the decade and she always looking forward for a future. Seeing that Rainbow can't decide her answer, Sunset spoke, "How bout I'll come with you and we'll dump this thing together? Then...maybe you can say your goodbyes not that you're weird or anything..."

After ten seconds of thinking, Rainbow Dash nodded in agreement.

"Okay," She said. "But first I would like to drive this thing to someplace else first before taking to the dump."

"Sure," Sunset agreed her suggestion.

Sunset and Rainbow Dash were at the airport, sitting by the roof of the bus, drinking their sodas after eating their sandwiches. They're watching the sun setting over the horizon as an airplane landed on the runway.

After finishing her can of Soda, Sunset told Dash, "Alright Dash, time to get this bus to the dump."

"But it's not fair, Sunset," Rainbow complained. "It's not fair to the bus!"

"Dash, I loved the bus too," Sunset replied. "But we can't afford to keep it. Plus we don't want to be the cause of global warming because of the noxious gas fumes. How about we pour our sodas on the hood for old bus' sake?"

"Word," Rainbow agreed.

Sunset pick up another can of Soda in her saddlebag and open it and pour it on the hood as Rainbow Dash does the same. As the Soda leak went into the engine, causing it to electrocute, this startles both girls as they quickly hopped of the roof and quickly back away as the Rainbooms Tour bus came to life.

"Woah," It spoke as it used its headlights as eye sights and then moves around a little. "Is this what it feels like to be conscious?"

"How is this possible?" Sunset asked in shock. She could not believe that their old tour bus came to life despite how many Equestrian Magic situations she and her friends faced.

Rainbow Dash look at the can of her Soda and it read; "Thunder 1000X"

"Wait a minute," Rainbow Dash said. "Twilight made this stuff! It's no wonder this thing came to life! But at the same time, this. Is. AWESOME!"

"I am also happy," The bus told them. "Entity Sunset Shimmer and Entity Rainbow Dash."

"Wait, you know us," Sunset asked. "Just call us Sunset and Rainbow Dash."

"Don't you have a name?" Rainbow asked.

"Well, according to the writing on my insides," The bus spoke again. "It has all of the names of you and your friends written all in it. And I don't have a name."

"We'll just called you, Rainboom," Rainbow declared.

"Wow, my first nicknamed!" Rainboom cheered. "A lotta good'll do to me now that you have to take me to the dump. "I've only been alive for 10 seconds and I already know how cruel life is. I still never delicate a touch to a lady bus."

Knowing that this bus can't go away just yet, Sunset had an idea and stepped closer to him. "Rainboom, you deserved better than this."

"Before you go do the dump," Rainbow added. "We'll take you to experience on how life would be that you never got a chance to."

"Wow, you'd do that for me?" Rainbow asked starting to feel grateful. "For old bus' sake?"

"Yeah," Sunset replied. "For old bus' sake."

"For old bus' sake," Rainbow repeated.

So for the montage, they were hanging around and done a lot of fun things together. As the montage ended, they were back at the CHS parking lot.

"I gotta say, Rainboom," Sunset said. "You're actually pretty cool."

"Heh." Rainboom chuckled. "Right back at ya', Sunset."

"And I thought you're gonna be another Equestrian magic creature for coming into life considering we faced other magical situations," Rainbow Dash said. "But now, you're not that bad at all."

"Yeah, but too bad that I'll have to be dumped away because I am no used to you and your friends anymore but I completely understand that it has to be done." Rainboom told them and then sigh.

"So... what else do you want to do?" Sunset asked.

"You know'd what it make me feel better?" Rainboom asked.

"Like what?" RD asked.

"I could use a view to the sunset. It's so beautiful and no wonder that you were named Sunset Shimmer to begin with. Heck, you're actually living up to your name,"

Sunset chuckled at that fact. "Yeah, I do live up my name."

"So, just one more drive?" He asked again. "For old bus' sake?"

"For old bus' sake," RD said again. "How about you, Sunset?"

"Can't say no to that face," Sunset agreed.

The scene cuts to the three facing the sun still setting.

"Wow," Rainboom awed. "It's magnificent... Just seeing such beauty gives meaning to short life, an even shorter life as a sentinel being. I really feel peace. But before I do, I never go to a car wash before..."

"Aw, what," Rainbow complained. "But we washed you all the time!"

"No, I mean a real car wash," Rainboom corrected. "I don't wanna go without experiencing it."

Knowing that he needed an actual car wash, they took him to the car wash where he will be physically clean, lean, and magical machine.

"Thanks so much, guys," Rainboom thanked them. "It means a lot to me. And now I'm ready for my final wish."

"Are you sure, you're ready for it?" Sunset asked.

"I do," He replied determined. "It's time for me to face my fate."

"Okay," Rainbow chimed in. "For old bus' sake."

So then, they arrived by an edge with Rockets attached behind Rainboom.

"Welp Rainboom, this is," Sunset spoke holding a match with a fire lit on it. "This is your final wish..."

"You're the awesome Rainboom Tour bus we could ever had," Rainbow added. "You'll always be in our hearts and memories. Goodbye."

They lit the fire on the rockets, causing it to launch while pushing Rainbow, and then he ascend into the air, seconds later, he exploded. The end of the Rainbooms Tour bus. Rainbow Dash sigh sadly but knew this had to be done and decide to look forward for now.

"C'mon," Sunset told her. "Let's go back with the others."

"Yeah," Rainbow replied as they both walk away. "Even though Twilight made us that futuristic Tour bus, that thing will always remind us of him, something I should appreciate Twilight's hard work."

"Yep," Sunset responded. "Let's go find them and check it out."

"You bet it, Sunshim."

The two girls walked away as the sun completely sets down and its now midnight, Rainbow Dash may have lost their Rainbooms Tour bus especially that bus just came to life like an hour ago but she's also happy that she gets to use it one more time and help him experience life even though his time in life was short.

THE END

Death Tiger
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Death Tiger

Author's Note

This chapter contains themes of violence in scenes involving the Death Tiger.

Reader Discretion is Advised.

Death Tiger (Death Bear rewrite)

It's movie night at the Sweet Apples Acres, Applejack, Apple Bloom, and their friends, Rarity and Sweetie Belle were choosing some movies to watch for the night. The rest of their friends are either busy with themselves, school hasn't start the next 2 days now that it's Saturday.

"MOVIE NIGHT!" Applejack exclaimed.

"Let's see what we got here," Apple Bloom said, searching some movies on the ground.

"Check this one," Applejack grabbed a movie. "Sleepless in Seattle."

"Augh," Apple Bloom groaned. "A romantic comedy? EH NOPE!" She threw the movie away.

"Ooh," Sweetie Belle spots a movie and picks it up. "What about this one? It looks creepy."

Applejack reads the movie Sweetie Belle was holding, Jeepers Creepers.

"Jeepers Creepers?" AJ read. "Nope, no scary stuff, Apple Bloom can't handle it."

"What?!"

"Remember last year when we saw Ello Los'er?" Applejack recalled. "Yah' wouldn't even sleep the whole night!"

"Ah was sleeping the whole film!" Apple Bloom denied.

Then Applejack started to imitate her sister, "Oh no! A Japanese limousine is gonna kill me!"

The other three (except Bloom) laughed.

"No, yer' bluffing!" AB replied.

"Don't you darlings have anything adventure?" Rarity asked them.

"Forget about movies," Apple Bloom declared. "We should go on a REAL adventure!"

"Like what?" Sweetie Belle asked her.

"To the old, abandoned Canterlot park zoo!" Bloom suggested.

"But it's a movie night," Applejack disagree. "We should stay here, and veg out on the coach."

"Sounds like Applejack are afraid that we will cross paths with the Death Tiger!" Bloom said.

"Death Tiger?" The Belles sisters asked.

"Yah guys seriously never heard about Death Tiger?"

"No."

"Then gather around," The trio gathered around her as Apple Bloom explained of what he's like. "The tale of Death Tiger, is a tale that's as old as 15-30 years ago. He was a troubled Tiger at the zoo, who was evil to its core! One day, out of nowhere, he kills his trainers and security guards! The zoo was forced to shut down, but he ain't having it, so he roams around the zoo for a lot of years and has become more and more evil! He only survives is by breaking people's houses and eats them!"

Applejack rolled her eyes. "Ain't none of that real, Bloom. It's just a dumb old legend. We're here for a movie night, not a storytime." She proceeds choosing some movies.

"See?" Apple Bloom pointed out. "Ah told yah, she's scared!"

Applejack furrowed her eyes and looks at her sister. "Bloom, what makes yah think ah' was scared? Ah had super strength, me and mah' friends faced magic monsters multiple times! Ah' was never scared! Even if this Death Tiger is real, I would've pounded him to the ground without hesitation!"

"Then why did you quickly dejected this suggestion?" AB asked her.

"Sis, Death Tiger ain't REAL!" AJ pointed out.

"Darling, it's alright," Rarity told her. "If you don't want to go, then I must volunteer. Although it does sound a bit spooky."

"Yah too Rarity?!" Applejack exaggerated. "It's supposed to be a movie night!"

"Well, if you ain't scared of Death Tiger," Bloom added. "Then it wouldn't hurt to go see him ourselves. After all, if he is indeed real, yah' too will be protecting us."

"That sounds like another dangerous situation we'll get ourselves into like these past events the past year," Applejack said dryly.

"Come on!" Rarity added. "It will be exciting adventure!"

"Yeah," Sweetie Belle replied. "and all descelent, and super spooky."

"And this Death Tiger seems nothing new to us since we faced the past villains," Rarity said.

Applejack thing thoughtfully about this, and after awhile, she answered, "Okay, fine, ah' guess we can go and see."

""Alright!" Sweetie boasted.

"This is going to be so fun!" Rarity added.

"Ah'm going to get mah' phone!" Apple Bloom said, running upstairs to her room for her phone.

"We'll watch a movie another night, I promise," Rarity told Applejack.

"Let's hope so," she replied.

Apple Bloom slides down the stairs with her phone in her hands. "Alright, let's go and see Death Tiger!"

Few moments later, the 4 had arrived to the abandon zoo.

"That's the place!" Bloom pointed out as they walked towards it.

"Neat," Sweetie says as she puts her head into a tiger statue, "Look at me, I am a tiger!"

Rarity walks over to the gate but it won't open because it's locked. "The gate's locked."

"Oh, c'mon," Apple Bloom whined.

"Welp, there goes our adventure," Applejack said. "Let's go back to-"

But she was interrupted when Apple Bloom found another way.

"Hey guys!" Bloom called. "Ah' found a way in!"

They went over to the other where Apple Bloom found it.

"Normally I wouldn't resort to trespassing," Rarity claimed. "But at the same time, I can just feel the sense of adventure in me that I can't help but to explore."

"And that's why we're going in," Sweetie Belle told her.

After the 4 crawl through the hall, they were now inside the zoo. But what's creepy and weird it's that they weren't any animals around.

"It's so weird without any animals here," Sweetie Belle said as they walk around the place.

"Hmm, indeed," Rarity agreed. "It's like the end of the world, or something!"

"Yah are all sure about this?" Applejack asked them.

"Oh, pish posh," Rarity scoffed. "Nothing like an investigation is going to hurt, darling."

Then they come across a Lizard house.

"Oh cool, a lizard house," Apple Bloom exclaimed in surprised. "Do yah think we can go in there?"

"Are you sure that Death Tiger is real?" Sweetie Belle asked her.

"Hell yeah, he's real!" Bloom confirmed. "He's probably waitin' for us on the other side of this building!"

"No, he ain't real, sis," Applejack told her again. "There ain't nobody here."

Just then, as squirrel reveals itself from the shadows and runs off. Though, this doesn't scare anyone but they all got to admit, it was pretty cute.

"Aww, how cute!" Sweetie Belle expressed.

He certainly is, darling!" Rarity added too.

"Ah have to say," AJ chimed in. "That lil' one is a cute one."

"Yah, got that right," Bloom replied.

The 4 exits the building, while their little sisters went off for a bit, AJ and Rarity were talking.

"Are you honestly certain that Death Tiger is real, darling?"

"Ah'm not sure," Applejack shook her head. "But for the sake of yer' curiosity, Ah'm still coming along, plus ah' don't want any of us to get deeper into this thing."

"Oh, I'm sure you are."

"Yep," Applejack take a look around the zoo for a bit. "When ah was just a lil' youngin'n, we went to the zoo together at Manehattan. Only thing ah don't like are tigers."

"Oh, really?" Rarity asked her.

"Yep, but only a regular tiger, not this one," Applejack continued. Then she sees something up ahead, she runs over to it and easily recognizes it to be the ride along train. "This one's mah' favorite about the zoo!" She checks it out. "Ah' loved riding this train, the conductor would yell out, "All aboard!" and ah' would race to get the first seat ah' could!"

Applejack sits on the front seat of the train car, Rarity followed.

"Sounds, wonderful," she sits besides Applejack. "It's pretty much small for me."

"No worries ah can get out…" AJ insisted.

"No, I don't mind at all. It's cozy…"

They both laughed and then later relaxed for a bit, Rarity rests her head on Applejack's shoulder, and both blushed with this fuzzy feeling. They haven't felt this way ever since Equestrian Land. However, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle came back, thus killing the moment.

"Hey guys, over here," Bloom called them. "We found some more train tracks!"

The scene transitions to the group walking over the train tracks. They actually found a dark tunnel up front.

"Oh, cool," Sweetie Belle admitted and runs through the tunnel, followed by Apple Bloom. "Everybody, scream through the tunnel" They started screaming as they run through.

"After you mah lady," Applejack offered.

Rarity blushed. "Oh, what a lady," Rarity follows suit, screaming through the tunnel. She managed to catch up with the kids. "Wait, where's Applejack?" She looked back and can't see her. "Hello? Appleja-"

AJ suddenly appears up to her face. "RARITY!"

Rarity screams in fright while Applejack just laughs.

"What are you doing?!" She cried.

"Ah' went around," AJ protested,

"Then don't do that, please!" She angrily shoved Applejack.

"What? It's funny!"

They continued following the train tracks, but in the end, all they find is a dead end.

"Aw, what?" Bloom complained.

"Now which way to go?" Rarity wondered.

And then, Sweetie Belle found something on the ground, which looks like a big footprint.

"Check this out, guys!" Sweetie called them.

They gathered around her to see that big footprint she discovered.

"Is that a footprint?" Her big sister asked her.

"It's huge!" Sweetie replied.

"Nah, it can't be," Applejack denied. "It's just a hole in the dirt."

"No, sis, its Death Tiger," Bloom claimed. "He's real alright! This way!"

They followed Apple Bloom closed behind to find a big tiger cage and have an enormous hole in the bars.

"I think we found it," Sweetie said.

"Yes, that's definitely it!" Apple Bloom added.

"Okay, well, we're here," Applejack said, pulling out her phone. "Let's take the picture and go."

"No, we ain't going anywhere!" Her little sister denied. "This is just the entrance. Anybody can take a picture in here, we are going to the real cage, down through there!"

They turned to where Apple Bloom was pointing at, they see a small door at the back of the cage, and it's open, dark and scary.

"What?!" The Belle sisters cried in shocked.

"No way, Apple Bloom!" Applejack protested sternly, "We're not going down there!"

"Why not?" Bloom asked her. "Ah thought yah said that yah can handle it!"

Apple Bloom runs off to the dark door, Applejack tries to call her out but it's no use.

"APPLE BLOOM!" AJ shouted but no.

"Shall we all go in and have a look?" Rarity suggested.

"I guess so…" Sweetie reluctantly agreed.

"Alright," AJ sighs. "Let's go."

They followed suit and run to look for Apple Bloom.

"This is so awesome!" They heard Bloom's voice from a distance.

Apple Bloom runs down, passing by the variety of tiger cages.

"Apple Bloom, where are yah?!" Applejack shouted through.

Sweetie Belle is having a bad feeling about this. "I feel like I shouldn't be here…"

"Sis, come on!" AJ urged again.

"Ah ain't stopping until I find Death Tiger!" Apple Bloom shouts back from the distance.

"Sugarcube, quit messing around!" Then later, they hear her screaming. "Apple Bloom! Hold on!"

They run down to the end as fast as they can, and they hoped that Apple Bloom was still breathing. But by the time they get there, what they saw is another dead end and Apple Bloom jumps right in front of them, scaring the heck out of them. They both screamed, Sweetie Belle hides behind Rarity while Rarity and AJ quickly hold each other's hands. And Apple Bloom was laughing like crazy.

"Sis?!" AJ cried, she is really angry, "What the heck?!"

"Yah should have seen your faces!" Bloom laughed harder. "Yah really believed it!"

"Apple Bloom!" Applejack scolded her. "That ain't funny!"

"We thought that Death Tiger got you!" Sweetie Belle added.

Apple Bloom just continues laughing. "Death Tiger ain't real! It's just a myth! Yah all fell for it!"

Applejack sighs in frustration, she knew that it's just a myth and this is just a waste of time. "And when we get home, yah better explain you to Granny Smith, young lady!"

"Okay, okay," Apple Bloom calms down and pulls out her phone and her phone stand. "But let's take the picture first," she attaches her phone on the phone stand, places it on the rock and set the timer to 10 seconds, she backs up to the group and faced the camera. After a bit, the picture was taken, Apple Bloom picks it up and stores it back into her pockets. "Yah all gotta admit, Ah got you all real good!"

AJ rolled her eyes, Yeah, we get it. Let's get go home now."

"Well you got me, GOOD, Bloom," Sweetie Belle admitted. Then she sees something behind her friend, and it's somewhat of a metal door. "Wait, where's this door leads to?"

"Ah' don't know," Bloom shrugged. "Ah'm not a zookeeper. Plus, Death Tiger's really going to be living down here," she walks over the door and knocks on it. "Hellooo? Death Tiger? Yah home?!"

Then they burst into laughter.

Sweetie Belle then knocks on the door too. "The pizzas you ordered are here too!"

"You were holding me pretty tight earlier darling," Rarity reminded her.

"No," AJ protested. "Yah' were holding onto me!" Then they both let out a small laugh.

Apple Bloom was shaking her phone that the picture was still blurry.

"And because that there ain't no signal here these pictures take too long to show up."

"Well, you do need the signal to show the picture," Sweetie advised her.

"So darling, do you still wish you were just watching a movie?" Rarity asked AJ.

"Nope, this was pretty fun after all," Applejack replied. "As much as ah love hanging out with our friends, I also got to hang out with you. So that's all that matters."

So without thinking, Applejack leans slowly over Rarity while she pulls AJ over her lips, embracing each other with a kiss. Deep down, this is the moment they've both been waiting for, for so long now. After awhile, they broke the kiss and both blushed madly, however this moment didn't last when Rarity loves smile fade when she saw a mysterious figure behind Applejack.

"What is that?" Rarity asked, referring to that figure behind them.

"What's what?" AJ asked.

She turns around only to see that Death Tiger was real. He is real alright! He is large than a normal size of a tiger, he is half bloody, red eyes and has sharp claws. He charges the two soon to be couple, Rarity summons a large diamond shield to protect herself and Applejack, but Death Tiger is so strong that he breaks through with one punch, and punches on the ground, creating an impact that pushes both of them and landed on their backs.

"Oh, that does it!" AJ growled, she activates her super strength and charges at Death Tiger. She managed to punch him on the gut and send him flying 6 inches away from Applejack, Death Tiger lands on the ground as if it was a barely attempt by Applejack, speaking of which, Death Tiger was so strong, that Applejack needed to check her hand as she holds it in pain.

"Darling, are you okay?!" Rarity checks over her, who was holding her right hand tightly.

"Ah'm okay," AJ concede. "That creature is too dang strong."

Death Tiger easily backs up, and he is growling loud.

"Ah, think we should run…" Apple Bloom backed away.

"I'm with Bloom on this," Sweetie Belle agreed.

So then, the 4 made a run for it out of the zoo. The other two already tried their powers, but it's futile, so they have no choice but to run.

"OH MAH GOD!" Apple Bloom screamed. "DEATH TIGER IS REAL!"

"Yer' gonna be in so much trouble when we get back home, Apple Bloom!" AJ scolded her while running.

"I think Death Tiger is going to take care of that!" Sweetie Belle added

"Darling! Don't you dare say such thing!" Rarity yelled.

They escaped the zoo and hurriedly went back inside Rarity's car, they put on their seatbelts, and Rarity turns the engine and steps hard on the gas pedal. As Death Tiger chases them through the streets of Canterlot, Rarity tries her best to outrun it.

"Maybe we should get to Fluttershy?" Sweetie Belle suggest out loud. "Maybe she'll know what to do!"

"Well, ah don't see we got any other options," Applejack said. "But looks like shy is our best bet for this situation!"

"Then hold on tight, darlings!" Rarity warned them. "I may be a fashion lover but I ain't no pushover either!"

So Rarity drives fast and recklessly enough to outrun him, to get enough time to get to Fluttershy. As Death Tiger was a bit far away from them, eventually, they have arrived at Flutterhsy's place and put the car into the stopped. They quickly hop out and bang on the door.

"Fluttershy!" Applejack called out. "Fluttershy it's us! Let us in, hurry!"

Fluttershy quickly opened the door with a worried face, but before she asked, they quickly went inside. Rarity quickly locks the door, summon some diamonds to block the door, Applejack uses her super strength to carry each heavy furniture to any other doors and windows.

"What is going on?" Fluttershy was so confused right now.

"Well…" Apple Bloom begins to explain. "We were just wondering around the abandon zoo, and we came across Death Tiger! He's real, Fluttershy!"

"Death Tiger?!" Fluttershy widened her eyes in shock. "But I thought he was just a legend!"

"And there ain't no doubt that he is coming for us!" AJ added.

Just then, Death Tiger arrives and tries to bust through, Rarity was struggling to hold it down.

"Darling, whatever you do," Rarity struggled. "Do something!"

But then, Death Tiger successfully breaks through and sends Rarity flying but Applejack catches her in bridal style. Fluttershy was indeed shocked but return to her confidence and activate her powers.

"Stop!" She held out a hand to halt Death Tiger, eyes furrowing as she glares at him. "You have been a bad boy! So, stop this instant!"

But unlike any other animals who would to listen to Fluttershy, Death Tiger was not like them, instead he roars at Fluttershy. Thinking fast, Applejack charges at him and does a flying kick on Death Tiger's jaw, sending flying out of her house. He lands on his feet as he sharpened his claws and teeth. But Applejack was not letting this go, so she ponied up into her Equestrian form and engaged in a fight with Death Tiger.

She and the Tiger block each other's blows and punches, Applejack tightly held his paws and proceeds to knee kick him few times on the stomach and then uppercut punched him. Death Tiger retaliates by attempting to scratch her with his claws, but Applejack easily dodged it and punched him in the eye. Death Tiger tackles her and tries to rapidly kill her with his claws, but Applejack blocked his attacks and grabbed both of his paws, so he won't scratch her to death. Applejack mustered enough equestrian energy in her as she gains more and more strength, she kicks in the guts, and punches him HARD enough that send him flying again. Applejack decides that she must finished him once and for all.

So, with all her strength, she jumps high and lands a powerful kick on his face. And rapidly punch him, again, again and again! She's giving all she got, she pummeled him down, hard enough to end this. Applejack quickly grabs a tree nearby, and repeatedly smashed Death Tiger with it, again and again. And it finally ended with AJ delivering a powerful blow into Death Tiger's face, finally killing him. And that was when the Legend of Death Tiger has been history. Applejack heavily sighs as this situation has finally been resolved.

After a few moments, the word got out to the city, the Animal Patrol arrived, even their friends. They watched as the Animal Patrol took away Death Tiger's body via being carried by a helicopter.

"Poor, Death Tiger," Fluttershy pout.

"Ah'm sorry yah had to see that Fluttershy," Applejack concede. "But Ah' do what ah' had to do."

"I still can't believe that Death Tiger is actually real." Twilight said in surprised. "I'd never thought I'd see him."

"Hmm, neither do I," Rainbow Dash added. "But the way Applejack put him down, was awesome!"

Applejack chuckled. "Thanks, Dash."

"Now that was all over, how's that picture going, dear?" Rarity asked Apple Bloom.

"Ah got it right here," Apple Bloom pulled out her phone, now that they're back in the neighborhood, the signal on her phone was increasing so they can see the picture.

But as she shows them the picture, it only shows the picture of their feet.

"Ah, dang it, Apple Bloom!" Applejack groaned.

THE END

Smart Dash
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Smart Dash

Smart Dash (More Smarter rewrite)

This chapter begins a fresh afternoon at CHS, Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle was in the school's kitchen, random ingredients were placed on the ground. It seems like Rainbow Dash was showing her friend something in mind.

"You're likely wondering why I brought you here today," Rainbow Dash said.

"Not really," Twilight answered.

"Alright, let me sum it up to you," Rainbow begins to explain. "All these ingredients have names that were named after famous people. Like Starswirl, Kobe Bryant, Daring Do, and how these ingredients make me rich you asked?" She then mixes all of it to her drink. "You fix yourself a drink, like put some Pepsi in it, Apple Cider, Pinkie Pie's left-over cake, Sunset's small hay bale, some remnants from those double-glazed donuts we ate last year," she added more random stuff to her drink which makes Twilight disgusted to see. Then her "drink" was finished, and Rainbow carries it to show it properly to Twilight, "Twilight Sparkle, I, present to you, the Rainbow Beverage!"

"Umm… Rainbow Dash, I'm not sure you wanna drink that." Twilight warned her.

Rainbow scoffed. "Relax, what harm can it be?" So, she took a sip then the drink tastes so bad the second she tastes it, but then she swallowed it and caused her stomach to grumble, realizing she needed to use the toilet, she put down her drink and super speed her way to the toilet, few seconds later, she returned. "Okay, that may taste bad than I thought but if I add a little bit of salt, it should be good."

"I already warned you." Twilight reminded her.

"Ugh, seriously, Twilight," Rainbow complained. "Why do you have to put me down all the time?"

"Maybe it's because you got yourself in a little bit of mishaps, and your grades keep dropping lately."

"Says the person who was possessed by the Deadmaggedon virus a year back?" Rainbow asked her.

Flashes back to Chapter 4, "Applejack vs. Error 230"

"Technically, I was trying everything in my power to stop it, even it didn't work," Twilight recalled. "But if I recalled correctly, you also made the situation even worse when you're the one who's constantly pressing all the buttons."

"Hey! I was just trying to be 2000 IQ pro that time!" Rainbow defended.

"Well, if you're over 2000 IQ, then you should know on how to deal with a situation like that," Twilight countered.

Before this gets any further, Applejack arrives with her hammer in her hand. "Howdy y'all," she greeted them. "Listen, ah' need both of yer' help, remember that me and mah' family had that huge herd of chickens? Well, it's just too much of em to give room for them to shelter. So ah' need both of yer' help to find the minimal number of 10 ft planks for the wood."

"Uhh…." Rainbow stuttered.

"Its okay, Applejack," Twilight replied. "But after I'm done dealing with Rainbow Dash's lack of diligence for awhile, but I don't think that she's going to help with that."

"It's alright, Sugarcube, Ah'll see ya later Twilight." She turned to leave while at the same time, Sunset and Rarity came by.

"Like what we got going here?" Sunset asked them.

Rarity smell Rainbow's "drink" and covers her nose. "Oh, Rainbow Dash! What is that "drink" you've made?!"

"It's Rainbow Beverage, duh!" Rainbow replied.

"And it's Rainbow Dash's lack of learning and diligence hence why her grades kept on dropping lately," Twilight added.

"Okay, okay, that was just a minor setback!" Rainbow protested. "But nothing too major, my grades may be low lately but hey, I'm still awesome! I'm like over 2000 IQ, more smarter than any genius! Not offense, Twilight."

"Wait, wait, did you say, "more smarter"," Sunset questioned her. "That word didn't exist."

"And I'm pretty sure that it was specifically like, "more smart" darling," Rarity added. "I thought you learned that a long time ago in a school. Which is ironic is that we're all in a school now."

"Ugh, that's also a minor setback!" Rainbow denied again. "But I can prove it to you all that I really am 2000 IQ pro!"

"I don't know," Twilight said. "It is not going to work with two of us being smarter as Stephen Hawking."

"What are you talking about?"

"You see, I am the brains of this group, and you're among the big helping hands around here. And you're also my friend."

"That makes sense," Rainbow sighs. "But that doesn't stop me neither, and I'm going to prove it!"

She storms out of the kitchen and slammed the door shut behind her.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was walking out of the school and into the parking, thinking on how she can prove everyone that she can be smart as her friend, or smart as Stephen Hawking for some reason.

"There's gotta be a way to prove them that I can be super ultra smart," she gazed forward to see the path that leads to the gardening club, and then a light bulb hit her. "That's it! I can help Wallflower with the gardening – thing…."

She walked over to the gardening club to see Wallflower and her friends gardening, they notice Rainbow Dash stopped by.

"Oh, hello Rainbow Dash," Wallflower greeted her as Rainbow knelt down next her. "Want to help garden with us?"

"That's exactly what I've come calling for," Rainbow replied.

"Great," she replied then turns back to the plants that were in a dry condition. "These plants are dry lately, and if we don't pour them with water anytime soon, they'll die."

Rainbow Dash snapped her fingers. "Don't worry I got it covered!" She super speed back to the building and come back with a water hose. "This should do the trick!"

"Wait, Rainbow Dash! I don't think-" But it's too late, because as Rainbow Dash opened up the hose and at the plants, water in the hose was too strong the second she opened it causing it a huge mess on the garden, and also destroying all of the plants in the process as well.

"What have you done?!" Wallflower shrieked as she and her friends quickly check up on the plants, but to their horror, they're all destroyed. She turned back to Rainbow with an icy glare, "These things are also life, Rainbow Dash!"

"I-I'm sorry!" Rainbow stuttered, quickly putting down the hose. "I-I didn't mean it! I'm going to fix it!"

"I think you helped enough." Wallflower retorted.

Rainbow Dash just sighs sadly and walks back to the building. As she returns in the building, she was thinking for another way to prove it. And she got her answer when she walks by the library, she enters it and approach to Mrs. Cheerilee.

"Hey Miss," Rainbow greeted her. "Is there anything I could to help?"

"Hmm, well, there's this problem with the computer, like it has a virus or something. I supposed that this was Twilight or Micro Chips' job to take care of-"

"I will fix it!" Rainbow suddenly said, interrupting her.

Cheerilee blinked her eyes. "Are you sure?"

"Absolutely," Rainbow nodded. "I'll make sure that this virus will be gone forever."

Cheerilee was hesitant for a moment but she said, "Okay, I guess. But I expect that virus to be forever gone. Got it?"

"I will do anything to fix it!" Rainbow said again.

"Good," she walks away from the library and back to her classroom.

Rainbow Dash went over to the computer and sits in the chair and analyzes the problem showing on the monitor. However, she can't seem to understand the problem so she becomes frustrated with it.

"This is so hard!" She complained and then started banging the computer. "C'mon, c'mon virus go away!" Then ads pops up she moves the mouse to remove the ads on the monitor. "Ads, go away, now!" But then she stopped when she sees an add called, "Big Brain. "Big Brain? Increase your intelligence?" She read, and then she smirks, knowing what she needed.

Few minutes later, she received her Big Brain through the package; she was currently reading its instructions.

"Welcome to Big Brain system," Rainbow read the instructions. "Take one tablespoon a day. Do not take if pregnant, or one hour after heavy thinking. Will see results in thirty to forty days! Augh what?! I'll just drink a month's worth of doses, I mean it doesn't say not to!" She ignores the instructions and drinks it right away. And then her head starts pounding and groan in pain, the pain stopped when she sees a lot of scientific words around her. "Whoa…" she muttered, she looks back at the computer and she seems to know how to fix it. "I know this now. Wait a minute, I know everything."

Scene changes to Rainbow Dash sitting in one of the empty tables in the library, she is doing a 'Smart Person crossword puzzle. Just then, Twilight found her while holding her math book in her hands.

"Alright, Rainbow Dash, since you've been terrible at math lately, let's try to review together," Twilight told her.

"Very Amusing, Twilight," Rainbow replied, still focusing on her crossword puzzle. "Now tell me, what's an eight letter word for idiot?"

"What? Why are you talking like that?" Then she realized something. "Oh wait I get it, you're just trying to be 2000 IQ like you claimed to be which you're not."

"Then go ask Mrs. Cheerilee, I was the one who fixed the problem at that computer."

"What? That was my job,"

"Well, not anymore," Rainbow shrugged. "Actually, I already know the answer to my own question; Twilight." She wrote her name on the puzzle.

"Okay," Twilight halt. "I don't know how you manage to ace that since crossword puzzles are much annoying to you."

"Well, not anymore now that I'm smart," Rainbow bragged. "Face it, Twilight," she grabbed her Big Brain drink. "I'm the smart one now!"

Twilight gets sus when she sees Rainbow Dash drinking something strange, and it's clearly not Rainbow Beverage.

"What is that? That's not Rainbow Beverage!" She used her power to take the drink from her and read its name. "Big Brain?"

"Get your hands off that!" Rainbow tries to take it back from her but Twilight activates her magic to levitate Rainbow in mid air.

Twilight quickly takes a drink and feels the pain in her head, and now she's a lot smarter than how smart she normally was.

"First of all," Twilight begin as she puts Rainbow down. "I want to contradict your earlier statement," she writes a math problem on a wall. "This theory proves you're still not that smart than me."

Rainbow takes the Big Brain back from her and drinks it, "As you can see by my encounter theory, it is you, that you are dumber than me!"

Twilight takes it back and drinks it. "Tsk. Tsk. Wait till you see my 20 page research paper backing up my theory!"

Rainbow takes it back from her. "Tsk. Tsk. I'm going to write a 21 page paper backing up my theory, AND prove yours wrong!"

"Tsk. Tsk. Is that so?"

"Tsk. Tsk. Yeah!"

They both repeatedly chant "Tsk. Tsk." Again and again, then a montage plays when they are trying to prove that each other's theories are wrong, they're getting smarter and smarter by drinking all of that Big Brain juice as they put so many more theories around the school with writings, math problems, scientific words and so on. The montage ends with Twilight and Rainbow are in a room together, more words were going straight through their heads.

"In closing, your theories had failed to prove that you're smarter. For your brain is no bigger than a walnut,"

The giant word, "walnut" hits Rainbow Dash.

"Very funny Twilight, but your paper is fundlementally flawed because your brain is made of 99% K9 butt cheeks.

That word crashes into Twilight.

"There is still one furable truth, you're not 2000 IQ pro, and so I am smarter than you. You imbecile."

Then that word hit her real hard. And suddenly, everyone thing in the background goes black.

"I am not an imbecile!" She turned to her left to see a math book floating; she picked it up to read it. "If getting the answers right will prove that I am smarter than you then so be it!" To her surprised, she can't seem to understand the writing on the book. "Augh! I can't read it!"

"See, even though you're pretty much smarter now, you still don't get the context of a problem you're facing," she comes towards her. "Here, huh? What kind of writing is this?"

Meanwhile in the normal world, Celestia and Luna were just on their way back to their offices until they noticed a lot scientific writing and theories marked around the school. So they followed the trail to see Twilight and Rainbow Dash arguing, it's clear to them that they did it.

"Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, you two picks yourselves up right now and clean up all the mess you made!"

However, to Twilight and Rainbow, they don't seem to understand is due to the Big Brain they've drank.

"Rainbow, what are they saying?" Twilight asked. Both of them were very different from their eyes and can't tell what they're saying.

"Oh no, we've become so smart, they're not smart to us!"

Back in the normal world, both sisters can't seem to understand on what they're two students are arguing about because of this language they're speaking to each other with.

"If you had not put me down all the time then none of this wouldn't have happen!" Rainbow accused her.

"Well, if you hadn't been so stubborn and slack off all the time then maybe we wouldn't be here at all," Twilight countered. "Besides, what's the point if we can't understand people when we're too smart?"

"You're right… there is no point…" Rainbow answered.

"Huh?"

"What's the point of being so smart that you can't understand everyone? We have to turn back to normal!"

"Like, how?"

Rainbow smirks. "The Rainbow Beverage."

So they float their way to the kitchen and sees Pinkie Pie in a different form, speaking to them in a different language. Rainbow Dash opens the fridge and brings out her Rainbow Beverage.

"Quick, pour me some," Twilight told her.

Rainbow pour some glass on Twilight's glass, Rainbow Dash sees how her drink was different than how it looks since the first time she made it.

"It looks…. Different now…" Rainbow muttered.

"Ready?"

"Wait, if we both drink this, then there's no turning back, we may not be smarter again."

"I don't care if that happens I just want to get us out of this mess!"

"But you never stopped criticizing me of my lack of intelligence!"

"Rainbow Dash, the only reason I did is because I was concern for you and your grades that there's a possibility that you might not graduate. I was just calling you out so you can try to get your grades up once more."

Hearing this makes Rainbow realizes that and chuckles sheepishly. "Wow… I never even thought about that. I guess I was too stubborn to admit…."

"its fine, what matters now is that you learned some from all this, cheers?" She held her drink to Rainbow.

"Cheers," they cling their drinks and drink up the Beverage.

The effect seems working and everything was slowly turning back to normal. After a while, they both slowly opened their eyes in pain to see themselves sitting in the kitchen with the Rainbow Beverage lying on the ground.

"Oh…. What happened?" Rainbow moaned.

"I don't know…" Twilight moaned as well, and then turned to Pinkie Pie who was watching this entire time. "Pinkie, what on earth happened?"

"Oh! I was just making myself a cake until you guys came by speaking Spanish or something!" Pinkie answered.

Then Maud arrived from the shadows, holding a small sack of flour for the cake.

"And then you two drank that drink stuff," Maud added. "And no doubt that stuff tastes horrible, even for my standards."

Minutes later, after they told the principals about everything, they were punished with a few hours in detention, they also have to clean up all the mess they had made around the school. Whiles their cleaning, their friends showed up, wanting a better explanation of what's going on.

"Better mind tell us of what's going between you two?" Applejack asked them.

"Well…" Rainbow explained. "All of this was my fault, me and Twilight were over on who's the smartest and I got carried away by drinking some stuff that made the both of us a whole lot smarter."

"Is that what's bothering you the entire time?" Fluttershy asked her.

Rainbow looked down sadly. "It's just that I'm always like the dumb one around here whose grades keep on dropping. I just want to be smarter so badly…"

"Rainbow Dash," Sunset put a hand on her shoulder. "If there's one thing that you're smart about, is your loyalty. Yes, sure you may be self centered all the time but when it comes to your friends, you always put them first before your own."

"We may be loyal to each other but you were the most loyal out of all of us," Applejack added.

"There will be no true friends without a loyal friend like you," Rarity said.

"And you always make others smile with your loyalty!" Pinkie added.

"You see, Rainbow Dash?" Twilight replied. "Whether we're intelligent or not, the only thing we know everything is our own elements, I got magic, Sunset's got empathy, Applejack honesty, Rarity, generosity, Fluttershy kindness, Pinkie Pie laughter, and you, loyalty."

Rainbow Dash smiled at that and she's now feeling better. "I feel so much better now. Thank you, girls."

"Much oblige," Twilight responded. "Now that you learned that, and next time if you need help to improve your grades, talk to me."

"You said it, Sparkle," Rainbow agreed.

"Now that was finally settled, let's get to cleaning!" Sunset declared.

So then, the rest of the day, the Equestria Girls are cleaning the entire school.

THE END

Author's Note

Rainbow Dash's Rainbow Beverage recipe (put here just for fun, not to be taken seriously):

Ingredients

3 ounces of Pepsi
2 1/2 cups of Apple Cider
1/2 slice of Pinkie Pie's leftover cake
1 small piece of Sunset Shimmer's hay bale
chunks of leftover double-glaze donuts
any random stuff from the kitchen (sugar, chocolate syrup, protein powder, etc.)

Directions

Put ALL ingredients in blender.
Press puree on blender and combine all ingredients until smooth and liquified.
Pour into glass and enjoy!

TIP: I suggest that you DON'T leave chunks in the drink after blending. Blend until SMOOTH and LIQUIFIED.

My Long Time Love
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My Long Time Love

My Long Time Love (The Postcard rewrite)

This chapter begins three years ago Pinkie Pie is ordering her treats at Sugarcube Corner.

"I'd like an extra strawberry drink please!" Pinkie Pie requested.

"Good choice I mean," Pinkie turned to a boy who's around her age, sitting beside her. "I mean, I may be a sugar expert but I gotta say; I believe this place has the best treats in Canterlot."

"No arguments here," Pinkie replied. "This is one of my favorite spots in Canterlot."

"Yes," the boy agreed, and nods in agreement. "I love stopping here and then going to the record shop down the street."

"I know that one!" Pinkie answered. "The owner's super chill, and he had one of the best songs I needed when I'm making parties!"

"Wait, you like making parties?" The other boy asked. "Me too!"

"Sweet!"

The boy extends his hand to Pinkie. "I'm Cheese Sandwich by the way,"

Pinkie Pie returns the gesture. "My name is Pinkie Pie."

"Um, do you maybe wanna head over there after we're done here?" Cheese shyly asked her.

"Of course silly!"

The scene cuts to the Record Shop, Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich are checking over some songs showcasing.

"Everyone says the Photon's Forming is Stereo Fighters' is best album, but Smiling Balloons is my favorite." Cheese said.

"Oh, me too!" Pinkie replied.

They both laughed, and the scene cuts to the carnival.

"There's something about working as secret spies that is somewhat fun!" Pinkie said.

"Yeah… me too…" Cheese added.

Then the scene cuts to McDonald's restaurant. Both of them were eating right some food on the table.

"Whoa," Cheese says. "This is like the worst thing I've ever tasted!" He joked.

"Me too!" Pinkie added, and then they both laughed again. Then the scene cuts back to Sugarcube Corner.

"Today was really fun," Pinkie continued. "I never met anyone besides my friends had so much common with!"

"Me too! I mean, me, either…."

Pinkie Pie started to blush. "Well…. Do you want to… um… hang out again sometime?"

"Yeah, I'd love to-!" But then he realized something. "I can't Pinkie I'm sorry, but I'm leaving the country because my father's got a new job there. And that means I'll be studying to a different school. I'd give you my number, but my old phone was broke."

Pinkie Pie was saddened by this. "Oh…. Yeah…."

As they were both saddened by this, Cheese Sandwich notices a stack of postcards, this gives him an idea and picks them up.

"I have an idea," He says. "In three years, when I'm back in Canterlot, I'll send this postcard to you. If we're both single, we'll meet up and pick up where we left off. How's that?"

"That seems like the most logical way to stay in touch," Pinkie replied.

Cheese gives one to Pinkie Pie. "Here, write your address."

Pinkie complies. "I hope to see you in 3 years, Cheese Sandwich!"

"Me too," Cheese replied.

Then they both hold hands together, this was the moment they'll never forget, that they have to remember that they'll be together again after 3 years.

The scene cuts to the present, Pinkie Pie along with Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Twilight and Human Sunset at the staircase from the entrance to CHS. Applejack comes over to them, holding a stack of postcards in her hands.

"Guys, another issue of Fart Weekly Magazine came today, which I distinctly remember telling you Rainbow Dash that you do not get sent here. They're flooding the mailbox next door!"

"Relax," Rainbow told her. "It's natural."

"Rainbow's right," Sunset agreed. "It's not healthy to hold in it."

Applejack sighs. "At least cancel it already!"

"Hey Applejack, is my tax return in there?" Human Sunset asked her.

"Nope," Applejack answered then she gave one to Pinkie Pie. "Here ya' go Pinkie Pie. This came for you." She left off, while still holding these postcards.

Pinkie Pie reads the postcard. "Now let's see…" as she reads the whole card, she gasps in surprised.

"What is it?" Twilight asked her.

"It's the postcard from Cheese Sandwich!" Pinkie answered.

"Whoa!"

"Who's Cheese Sandwich?" The Human Sunset asked.

"The most loving boy I ever met!" Pinkie explained. "3 years ago, we made a promise to meet when he returned here, and now he's back!"

"Nice one, pinks." Rainbow complimented.

"Yeah, that's really awesome," Sunset added.

"So when are you going to see him?" Twilight asked her.

Pinkie reads the postcard again, only to realize that it's not written where they were supposed to meet, and she forgets. "I don't know! The image in my mind seems familiar when I keep thinking about I but I can't comprehend of what it is! I can't read anything else on the card! It's too busted up! What am I gonna do?!"

"Relax, pinks," Rainbow told her. "We just need to take a better look. Let's take it inside."

Cuts inside the band room, they were busy looking wisely at the postcard.

"Okay, so how about…." Rainbow tries to read in different angles but it doesn't help."Nope, I got nothing."

"Dude, what happened to it?" Human Sunset asked. "It looks like it was in someone's mouth."

Our Sunset takes the postcard. "I don't know, I can't tell with all these change of address stamps."

"Oh, yeah, I moved around a lot. It probably got stuck in the postal system for a while," Pinkie added.

"Well, I think the first part is: "Dear… Dear Pinkie Pie'?" Sunset read the postcard out loud.

"We were on that part, Sunset," Twilight told her.

"I'm something something, something somethiiiing you! Best wishes, Cheese Sandwich." She continued reading.

"Ugh!" Rainbow groaned. "Thanks for getting us nowhere."

"Here," Sunset gives the postcard to Twilight. "Let me try to flatten it out." She flattens the postcard and flips it over. "Hey, there's more writing!" She declared and then she read out loud, "Let's meet between 6 & 7 pm on March 20th."

"March 20?" She checks her watch, the time is 4 pm, the day of course is March 20, and 19 days have been passed. "IT REALLY IS MARCH 20!"

"We may not be able to figure this out, but I know someone who can help us," Twilight said.

Cuts to the police station, Shining Armor lead his sister and her friends down the hallways.

"These are some of the best forensic guys I know," Shining Armor said. "If they can't decipher the letter, no one can."

"I really appreciate you helping my friend here," Twilight said gratefully.

"Don't thank me yet," Shining replied. "While they're the best forensic guys I know, they're also the best chop-busting guys I know. If you want their help, you're gonna have to chop-bust 'em right back." They came across a room at the end of the hallway, Shining enters a room with two guys. "Hey, Karim, Patrick!"

"Hey yo!" Karim greeted him.

"Shining Armor!" Patrick added. "Gimme six!" He laughs. "Just bustin' your chops!"

"So, Shine, what's with all these girls?" Karim asked him. "Is the circus in town or something?!" He and Patrick laughed. "Just busting your chops."

"Ah, this is my sister, Twilight Sparkle and her friends," Shining Armor introduced them. "They need your help reading letters in a postcard."

"Need help reading, huh?"

"You girls try opening your eyes?!" They both chuckled. "Just busting your chops!" They repeated and they laughed again.

"Well, we can't read it because the card's all busted up." Sunset explained.

"Oh, it's that card that's all busted up, huh?" Karim asked them. "Are you sure it's not your face?!"

"Did your moss dress you this morning?" Rainbow taunted.

"Sorry, rainbow kid," Patrick replied. "But you must be at least," puts his hand somewhere taller than Rainbow. "this short to enter the conversation!" They both laughed and give each other high fives.

"Alright, not bad," Human Sunset smirked. "Hey Karim, how'd you grow a moustache on your butt? Oh, wait, that's your face!" She blurted out and laughed.

"Well, since you're looking out for me," Karim said. "I gotta tell ya, that you should move that lawn mower you've been letting cut your hair!"

After a bit of silence, Pinkie Pie answered, "You two just bust chops on guys who have no power so they're invulnerable to your chop-busting. But really you're just a couple of disc jockeys who haven't seen any real action since you left the academy!" The two cops gasps at that joke. "Just bustin'n your chops!"

"You've gone too far!" Karim yelled.

"You can't talk to an officer like that!" Patrick added. "Get on the floor, now!"

Pinkie Pie lies down on the floor. She looks up, "Sorry, sorry, is this okay-"

"Did we say you could move?!" Karim interrupted her sternly. "Put your hands where I can see 'em!"

Pinkie Pie reveals her arms, they both look at each other, and laughed again.

"Just bustin' your chops!"

Pinkie starts to chuckled, followed by her friends, she stood back up.

"Alright, you got me," Pinkie said. "Foiled again…" she muttered.

"You guys can bust chops with the best of 'em," Karim told them. "Now, let's that letter."

He and his partner proceed to analyze the letter, it took them awhile but they manage, but barely. So they gave it back to Pinkie Pie.

"What does it say?" Pinkie asked them. "Where am I supposed to meet him?"

"I hate to tell you but that's something we can't make out on," Patrick replied.

Pinkie Pie reads the postcard out loud for everyone to hear. "Dear Pinkie Pie, I hope you remember our promise we made three years ago. I was back in Canterlot and would love to see you. If you're still single, let's meet up at blank Italian Pizzaria blank and blank. If you don't show, I'll assume you've found someone else"? Best wishes, Cheese Sandwich." She drops the paper. "Oh no! If I don't show up tonight, he'll think I'm not interested! I'll never see him again!"

"Keep it together pinks!" Rainbow comforter her, holding her shoulders, then turned to the two cops. "Come on, guys. There's gotta be something else you can do."

"There are few more tests we could run, but they'll take some time," Patrick answered.

"Time? I don't have time!" Pinkie urged. "And It's almost six o' clock!"

"Relax, Pinkie Pie," Shining Armor told her. "Look, Italian Pizzaria's a chain and there are only a few in the area. We'll start checking them while Karim and Patrick run the tests. One way or another, we're gonna find him, together."

"You can do it," Sunset replied.

"Yeah, we'll help you," Human Sunset added.

"Thanks, guys," Pinkie said thankfully.

"Alright, let's roll!" Shining declared.

The montage begins with the group searching around the chain restaurants in Shining's police car, they went over to the Italian Pizzaria, Pinkie Pie checks out, but Cheese Sandwich was not there. They were given more information by his friends, saying that they discovered the restaurant called, Italian Pizzaria Oven, so they went there, but again, Cheese Sandwich was not there. They've been going over this for a while and still no signs of Cheese Sandwich, the time are almost 6 tonight and Pinkie Pie is getting desperate.

"Aah! Why are they all chain restaurants?!" Rainbow complained, throwing the map to Sunset.

Finally, another call comes in.

"Hey, I think we got something." Patrick announced.

"What's the stitch?" Shining asked through the walkie talkie.

"We got another word: Seven. Papa's Famous Italian Pizzaria on Seven."

"Seven?" Shining asked again skeptically. "You think it's on Seven Street?"

"There's one on Seventh Street in Canterlot Boulevard!" Rainbow added.

"On it!"

Shining Armor accelerates to the restaurant and stops in park. The girls run to the door, Sunset turns the doorknob but it's locked.

"It's locked!" Sunset said.

Twilight notices the sign and reads, "it says they're fumigating this week."

"Aw, sick!" Rainbow gagged.

"Now what am I gonna do?!" Pinkie starts banging the door. "CHEESE SANDWICH!"

The rests are shock and tries to get Pinkie to get a hold of her.

"Pinkie, take it easy!" Human Sunset told her while still holding her.

"He's not in there, dude!" Rainbow added.

"He would've waited outside if this was the place!" Twilight sums it up.

Pinkie Pie calms down and takes a very deep breath.

"Sorry, it's just on the right one…"

"Girls, get over here!" Shining called them.

They run back inside his car as another call came in.

"Alright, we finally got the whole line. He's waiting at; Papa Famous Italian Pizzaria on 7- Ahh! Oh, man, my chest!"

"He's got a heart attack!" Patrick exclaimed through the walkie talkie. "Somebody call a doctor!"

"No! Not now!" Pinkie panicked.

Then they heard them laughing and they all glared.

"Eh, just bustin your chops!" The others groan. "But seriously, it's 'Grain.' "Papa's Famous Italian Pizzaria on Seven Grain."

"Then we got no time to lose!" Rainbow boasted.

"That place is in the shopping centre across town," Twilight added.

Sunset checks her watch to see that it's 10 minutes to 6.

"But there's only 10 minutes left!" Sunset warned them. "We won't make it with the traffic!"

"Guess I better start flooring it then." Shining Armor replied in a serious deep tone.

He puts his car in full speed and drives through the city of Canterlot, cutting through traffic, going to alleyways, taking shortcuts.

"There's the exit!" Rainbow pointed to the exit up ahead.

Shining Armor takes the exit, only to find more traffic up ahead. And there's no way to get passed it.

"How are we gonna get past this?!" Rainbow exaggerated.

Shining Armor looks to his left to see the mall.

"Looks like we're gonna have to cut through the mall," He declared.

"What?!" Twilight cried in surprised. "But that's illegal!"

"Not when you're a cop, sis." He suddenly breaks through the door and passes by many citizens as they quickly get out of the way.

"Remain calm, citizens!" He shouted through the megaphone. "Routine procedure!"

As he reaches the end of the mall, they finally come across that exact restaurant they were looking for.

"There it is!" Human Sunset pointed out. "You still got time, Pinkie Pie!"

Shining Armor puts the car in park, Pinkie quickly comes out of the vehicle and walked inside the restaurant. She looks around for Cheese Sandwich but she can't see him, she saw an empty table, indicating that Cheese Sandwich had left. She was saddened by this, and walks back to her friends.

"They said he was there, but it was pass 6 now. I was too late…"

Sunset tries to comfort her. "Look Pinkie Pie, I'm sorry ou-"

But Pinkie interrupted her. "Thanks, but, I just wanna be alone right now…" She sadly walks away. "I'm such a party pooper…" she muttered sadly.

"We're gonna order some pizza to cheer up," Rainbow says but Pinkie ignores her as she walks away from them.

Cuts back to Sugarcube Corner where Pinkie Pie sulks while waiting for the Cakes to ask for her order.

"Can I get an extra strawberry drink please?" She asked sadly.

"Good choice, that's my favorite," Pinkie was surprised to hear that and turns to see Cheese Sandwich again.

"Cheese Sandwich!" She exclaimed and hugged him tightly. "That letter you gave me was so busted up that we have to take to the police station to make out what you're saying through the letter, then we went out on a search for our meeting spot but no luck and I thought I was too late!"

Cheese Sandwich chuckles and patted her back, "It's okay, Pinkie Pie. I honestly thought I can't come as well."

"I wasn't sure what to do, and I just wound up here."

"Me too." Cheese Sandwich replied.

The two smiled and hold their hands once more as a first sign of their impending relationship.

THE END

Arm Wrestling Cowgirl
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The Irregular Misadventures of the Equestria Girls (Volume 2)

Arm Wrestling Cowgirl

Arm Wrestling Cowgirl (Over the Top rewrite)

The chapter begins at midnight at the hospital, the Equestria Girls and Snails as they sadly mourned Snips. The doctor shuts Snips' eyes and pulls a sheet over him while he's lying dead on the stretcher.

"I'm sorry," The doctor announced, his voice sounded somber. "There's nothing we can do."

The girls bowed their heads, Snails went over to Pinkie Pie for a hug and started bawling as Pinkie Pie returned the gesture to comfort him. Snails looks at Applejack with a spiteful look.

"You couldn't let it go," Snails told her spitefully, fighting back his tears. "Well, I hope you got what you wanted."

The girls gave Applejack a disbelief look and turned away to the door with Rainbow Dash menacingly glaring at her before leaving. Sunset was the last one to leave but was stopped by Applejack.

"Sunset, wait... please..." she begged, then she was met by Sunset's sad expression. "Yer' the only one who understands anyone. Please... ah' didn't mean to..."

But Sunset said nothing and sighs sadly as she looks away, closing the door behind her as. Applejack look over the small blood on her fingers, which was Snips' blood, Applejack felt sick at her own actions.

God, what I have I done? Applejack thought.

She looked over Snips' dead body as she flashbacks about what exactly happened...

Flashback at CHS, the girls were having lunch in the school cafeteria. They were all talking until Rarity decided to talk about something.

"let me tell you darlings something," Rarity told them, then gestured to Applejack. "This lady, this lady right here is strong. Even without the use of her super strength. If she can carry heavy things, then she could take any of you out in arm wrestling."

"Nah, nah," Applejack denied and laughed.

"Applejack, Applejack," Rarity told her. "I am your friend, and as your friend, I dare to challenge you to arm wrestle me!"

The girls chanted AJ's name until the farm girl cuts them off. "Alright, alright," AJ replied. "But don't say ah' didn't warn ya."

They clasps their hands and ended with Applejack slamming Rarity's arm.

"What did I tell you, what did I tell you?" Rarity asked them.

Pinkie Pie raised her hand. "Oh, oh, me, me!"

They clasps their hands and Applejack easily slams her arm.

"Set 'em up Applejack," Sunset volunteered. "You can't take none of this!"

They started arm wrestling and Applejack slams her arm.

This continues with the rest of the group until Rainbow Dash went last and tries to outmatch her, but Applejack was far too strong for even without her super strength, after 15 seconds, Rainbow Dash gave up and Applejack slams her arm.

"That hurt..." Rainbow whined, rubbing her arm.

"Yer' the only who can last about 15 seconds," Applejack said.

"And now me," they turned to see Snips with a cocky demeanor, Rainbow Dash laughs like a maniac. "C'mon Applejack, set 'em up!"

"Okay, I'll go easy on ya," she said as she clasps Snips' hand.

"I don't know about you but this is gonna be hilarious," Human Sunset said. "Okay, ready, go!"

By surprise, surprise, Snips slams Applejack's arm.

"Haters gonna hate!" Snips boasted.

Rainbow Dash begin to laugh like far more than a maniac until Applejack cuts her off.

"Enough! We're going again, ah' wasn't ready!" Applejack told her.

"Maybe," Snips replied with a smirk. "Or maybye you're just getting weak in your old age, old woman."

They both clasp their hands again.

"Okay, ready, go!" Sunset announced.

The arm wrestling begins, Applejack tries to her hardest to slamp Snips but Snips is somehow stronger than Applejack and he doesn't seem to be struggling, then he instantly slam her arm.

"Who's the strongest now?" Snips bragged. "Two in a row!"

Everyone cheers except Applejack, who remain silent.

"That was awesome, man," Snails compliment.

"It's all in the wrist," Snips replied. "And also it's in the muscles."

The next day, Applejack was sitting by the stairs to CHS, still thinking about yesterday. Just then, Pinkie comes by and sits next to her.

"Hi, Applejack," Pinkie greeted. "You sure did a bang up job at arm wrestling yesterday. You were beating everyone!"

"Ah' didn't beat Snips," Applejack responded dryly.

"Yes, he's quite the arm wrestler, isn't he?"

"I'm not the strongest anymore..." AJ said, sounding somber.

"Cupcakes!" Pinkie cried. "You are the strongest I know! You were just having a bad day. I know what makes you feel better, is to go up to Snips and demand a rematch! Then you'll see who the strongest is!" Pinkie Pie giggles and walks away.

"Thanks, Pinkie Pie," AJ muttered.

Cuts to Snips and Snails standing by Snips' locker, as they were playing games together on their phones.

"Here comes the power move!" Snails said, rapidly tapping the screen.

"Check this one out!" Snips then tilted his phone and rapdily pressing the screen, only for his charater taking damage.

"No!" Snips yelled.

"Dude, dodge the bottle!" Snails ordered.

As they continued playing, Applejack walks up to them.

"Snips!" Applejack told him. "You, me, rematch."

"No, I'm busy," Snips coldly denied.

Out of nowhere, AJ let her anger get the better of her and punched Snips' locker door and storms off.

"Dude, not cool." Snails said.

"She'll get over it," Snips replied.

Cuts to the band room with Applejack playing her guitar, Principal Celestia enters inside with Snips and Snails behind her.

"Applejack," Principal Celestia spoke. "Did you break Snips' locker door?"

"Yes, yes she did!" Snips exaggerated. "I already told you!"

"I want to hear it from her." Celestia replied, Snips groaned.

"Yes, ah did," Applejack conceded. "And Ah'm sorry bout that."

"Oh. I'm sorry Applejack, but, you're gonna have to pay for it, and spend a few hours in detention."

"Ah'll pay for it," Applejack answered. "But only Snips gives me a rematch!"

"Applejack, what is this about?"

"Yesterday, Applejack was quite an arm wrestler until Snips somehow beaten her," Snails explained. "I guess this is what it's all about."

"Now I get it," Snips said with a cocky grin. "You just want to lose again. Let's go!"

So Applejack setds down a small table and clasp her arm with Snips.

"Ready? Go!" Celestia announced.

Just like before, Snips just slams AJ's arm.

"Well, you got your wish Applejack, so you pay him by the end of the week," Principal Celestia told her.

"Yes, ah will."

"What was that?" Snips mock. "I couldn't understand you. I don't speak second place. Make sure you pay me by the end of the week."

The trio leaves the room, Applejack sighs in frustration and sat back into her seat.

Few hours elapse, morning classes ended, which means it's lunch time. Sunset, Rainbow and Twilight exited the classroom as they made their way to the cafeteria.

"Aww, yeah!" Rainbow exclaimed. "Lunch time!"

"I hope you guys got your lunch trays with you because lunch is on me!" Sunset added.

Then Pinkie Pie came to the trio, "Sweet! I can't wait to get a banana split dessert!"

Just as they walk through the hallways, Sunset took a small glance to her left to the band room, seeing Applejack had just returned their after class. And she doesn't seem to be happy. So she went towards Applejack, the farm girl gaze up to see Sunset walking towards her.

"Something, wrong AJ?" Sunset asked her with concern.

AJ sighs and turned her head to her left. "It's just... Snips' the strongest. But ah sense that there's gotta be a trick. He ain't looking too muscular but he somehow beaten a strong woman like me in arm wrestling."

"You're right, there is something fishy," the girls turned to see Snails walked by. "Listen, don't tell him I told you this, but Snips' been pranking you."

"What?!"

Snails sighs and walks away, "Two words: "Robo Arm". Look it up."

Just as he left, Applejack wears a determine look on her face, she picks up her phone and search the name, "Robo Arm". There he saw a commercial about it, they see a mother and a daughter playing arm wrestling together.

"So you think you can take on your old woman?" The mother slams her daughter and wins. "Easy!"

While the daughter frowns, the Robo Arm shows up and the daughter wears it.

"How to use the Robo Arm! First, put on the Robo Arm, Second, conceal Robo Arm, Third, sign our legal Robo Arm waver!"

With the Robo Arm in her arm, daughter challenges her mother again.

"Ready for round two, eh?"

But just as they started, her daughter not only slams her mother's hand but smashes it.

"That really hurts..."

"A subsidiary of Yoshimoto Cybernetics!"

As the commercial ends, Sunset can see the somewhat angry look on Applejack's face as she rougly shoves her phone back into her pockets.

"Sunset," AJ spoke, her voice sounded so venom. "Go with the others, ah'll catch up."

So the montage begins with Applejack training herself in the school gym, liftting weights, exercising etc. As soon as she was done, she punched the 70 pound punching bag, tearing it to half. Satisfied by this, she turns to leave the gym and to the cafeteria.

The scene cuts to the cafeteria where the girls are talking, Twilight asked Sunset a question.

"Hey, Sunset, where's Applejack?" Twilight asked her.

"She said she needs some time to cool off," Sunset answered, "But I have to be honest, I can see that Aj is up to something and I hope she doesn't do something she'll regret afterwards."

"If she is up to something, she could've let me know first because I can see that she's planning something for me," Rainbow bragged.

"Not everything was always about you, darling," Rarity said annoyed.

The door slams and Applejack appears, she saw Snips and Snails table, with a determined look, she walked over to there table.

"Snips," Applejack spoke, that cold tone of hers is something you don't want to hear about. "Rematch. You and me. Now."

"Oh really?" Snips asked with a smirk, then props his arm. "Then let's do it."

"Don't do it, Applejack," Snails protested.

But Applejack didn't listen and clasp her hand with Snips.

"Say goodnight, cowgirl."

Then things are now in slow motion, Applejack yanks his arm to pull out his Robo Arm. She grabs Snips' hand again, but without her knowing, she activates her super strength, lifts him up and smashes him down the table, causing a big impact by the smash and throws everyone in the cafeteria into mid air. What's worse, she just killed Snips!

The flashback ends, Applejack was in tears as she held on to Snips' dead body.

"Ah'm sorry Snips, Ah'll make it up to you..."

Just then, a satanic laugh was heard around the room, then a green portal appears and it reveals a muscular, skeleton wearing a biker type of clothing on his motorycyle, he has long black hair and wears sunglasses.

"Who are yah?!" AJ asked aprehensively, taking a few steps back.

Just then, Twilight comes back and she was panting hard.

"Twilight?!" AJ shocked. "What are yer' doing here?!"

"I came here to visit Death," Twilight responded.

"Death?!" Applejack asked again. "Twilight, yah' know that guy?!"

Death laughs. "Of course she knew me, I was brought into this world right after she tried if any of the rituals she was studying are so true. And that's when I was brought here, and we knew each other. She called earlier telling me to bring back this poor boy to life."

"Twilight, what on earth are yer' thinking?!" AJ cried. "Do yah' even trust that demon?!"

"I-it was the only thing I could think of!" Twilight protested.

"Now that I'm here, I will bring him back to life but," Death stopped with a finger. "I want a challenge?"

"Challenge?" Twilight asked.

"Yes," Death grin. "You can suggest any challenge you want to play with me."

"If that's the case," AJ said. "Then ah' challenge you in an arm wrestling. If ah' win, bring him back, but ah don't, yah' can take me instead."

"What?!" Twilight cried. "Applejack, that's risky!"

"Ah' have to, sugarcube," AJ told her. "Besides, this is all mah' fault for this mess. And there ain't no doubt the police are out there, waiting for me."

"Hmm, seems young Applejack finally coming in for some old fashion arm wrestling, eh?" Death asked. "Bring it on!"

AJ and Death shake their hands, then a green table appears.

"I've been waiting long for an arm wrestling," He takes off his jacket to reveal an even muscular arm. "Set 'em up!"

They both claps their hands, then a referee appears.

"Ready? Go!" The referee announced.

The two arm wrestle, then a greenish sparks appears from their hands and the table was rising mid air, then a whir[ool appears from the ground. Twilight was watching and hoped that Applejack could win, meanwhile, Applejack was struggling to keep up with Death considering that he's a grim reaper after all, Applejack barely tries to slam his arm but fails and she screams in pain as Death was about to slam her arm. Then both of them started to spin rapidly, making it extremely harder for Applejack to win this game.

"Any last words, Applejack?" Death taunted, he was on the verge to slam her arm.

"Two words! Super Strength!" Applejack yelled.

Then, Applejack ponies up, acivates her super strength causing a bright light to shine the entire room, AJ easily slams Death's arm on the other side of the table and wins. And everything was back to normal.

"Applejack!" Twilight runs to her and gave her a hug. "You won! You won!"

"No! How is this possible?!" Death cried.

"Death, ah' won. Bring Snips back, that was the deal!" AJ demanded.

"Mark my words Applejack!" Death bellowed. "Someday, I will have your soul!" He then makes a portal, and spits Snips' soul into Snips' mouth, Snips coughs and wakes up and Death rides out to leave.

"Listen, Snips, ah'm so sorry for killing yah' back there, guess ah' didn't keep control of mah' anger," AJ concede. "It's okay if yah' don't want to forgive me."

"But she brought you back to life," Twilight added. "So that's more than enough, right?"

"You know what?" Snips replied. "It's water under the bridge. And I'm sorry too for cheating in the first place."

"That's alright, sugarcube," AJ responded. "It's all in the past now."

"Now that both of you have learnt something for today, let's just head back for school tomorrow," Twilight suggested. "Besides, I'm sure everyone will warm up to you already when they see Snips walking around alive."

"Yah' got it, Twilight."

So they exit the room and walk through the hospital hallways.

"So, everyone thinks I'm dead?" Snips asked them.

"Yep."

"Guys, we should totally prank them!" He suggested.

"Yah' know Snips, ah've had enough pranks for today."

"Same here," Twilight agreed.

THE END