Every Shade of Sarcasm

by Paradoxis

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 153

Rainbow Dash is narrating her adventures, conceitedly and sarcastically.

Rainbow Dash's point of view is often neglected in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. In this story, Rainbow Dash will tell the story in her own way. Welcome to the sarcastic world of Rainbow Dash.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-28 02:23:46 UTC

Meet the Egghead

IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT A MEME IS, LEAVE. NOW.

Hay, I'm Rainbow Dash. So here's the story about how I met somepony who may be the most EGGHEADISH pony EVER. So, I was just minding my own business, practicing for the Wonderbolts, and BOOM! she just runs right into me. The nerve! It was kind of funny, we both ended up in a mud puddle. I decided to help out, so I got a cloud to wash her off. I guess I (hehe) overdid it a little and gave her a nice heavy shower. I dried her off, but I again (Hehe) overdid it a tiny bit. God dang it, random pony, THIS ISN'T THE 80'S. I guess it was a little bit super hilarious, and I started doing a literal ROFL... And her... dragon, was it? fell down and started joining me in my ROFLing fit.