Wing Day

by lewd

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Rainbow Dash
Length: 7033

You. Dash. The mares' locker room. I think you know where this is going.

You. Dash. The mares' locker room.

I think you know where this is going.

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Human (male) x Pony (female) clop.

Featuring light insults, unenthusiastic blowjobs, and a bit of questionable nutritional science.

Published 2023-06-28 23:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-06-28 23:50:01 UTC

A Low Calorie Snack

“Dude. For the last time, I’m not sucking your dick.”

You can see Rainbow Dash's stern gaze fixed squarely on your face, a hint of irritation in her eyes beneath her rainbow colored mane. Coincidentally, it was the third time this month you’d come across the small blue pegasus here before hours at Bulk Biceps' Gym.

You cough into your fist, glancing off awkwardly to the side.

Perhaps less coincidentally, it was also the third time this month you’d heard that response meet your ears.

Normally, stallions like yourself—even human ones—weren’t allowed into the mares’ locker room at Equestrian gyms. But given how early you knew the pegasus came in to train each morning, catching her alone at the door here wasn't usually too difficult. Since the two of you were somewhat acquainted—friends of friends, and whatnot—she was usually willing to invite you in, albeit begrudgingly. She was the only one who had an all-hours pass, after all.

You cough a second time.

The first time you'd popped the big question, you'd nearly earned yourself a hoof to the groin. Luckily for you, though, with Equestria’s less stringent take on public nudity and the like, you hadn’t offended the feisty mare quite enough to do something you might have ended up regretting.

You shake your head.

Your previous failures didn’t matter, though. This time you had a plan of action. A rationale.

Hard science.

“But there’s a good reason this time, Dash, honest. Hear me out.”

You can see Rainbow Dash sigh, the look on her face growing even more annoyed. Rubbing at the tired bags under her eyes with a hoof, you watch her roll her eyes, waving you away with a wingtip.

“Nice try, dude, but I doubt that. I don’t really even go for stallions, unless they're, like, awesome. Mares are, like, way better.”

Despite yourself, you nod for a moment, glancing off to the side.

You really couldn’t really argue there.

You shake your head, pushing away the thought.

“Dash, just hear me out. You won’t be disappointed. Really.”

Glancing up to meet your gaze, you can see the mare sight again, the faint droop of her wings betraying the fact she didn’t have the energy to fight with you on this. She’d been coming in before normal hours all week after all, and from what you’d seen of her training routine, it was no wonder she looked worn out.

“Fine. Can you just, like, make it quick? I really just want to shower.”

You nod your head, doing your best to avoid appearing too eager. You knew the angle of approach to take this time. Given what you knew about Dash, this was a surefire way to win her over.

“Okay, so here it is: you’re looking to try out for the Wonderbolts, right?”

You can immediately see the cyan mare’s expression go flat, her brow twitching in irritation. Looking up at you, she shoots you a glare, not even trying to hide the annoyance in her voice now.

“Yeah? So? What of it?”

“Well, you know Spitfire, right?”

“Uh, duh. She’s, like, the Captain of the Wonderbolts—hello?”

“Well you know how she’s the one who put in those lifting requirements for new recruits a while back? The ones for wing-ups and hoof-drops you weren’t quite able to make?”

You watch another visible twinge of irritation flash across the mare’s brow, your comment hitting a little too close to home.

“Yeah? So?”

You glance around the empty locker room before glancing back at Dash, holding a palm to the side of your face as you lean in.

“I hear she and the other mares have a secret method for building enough muscle to make those requirements.”

For the first time since your conversation had started, you can see the faintest twitch in the pegasus’s ears, her wingtips shifting slightly in a look you’d come to recognize as curiosity. The mare's eyes glancing back and forth around the room, you watch her take a small step forward, stammering slightly as she tries to feign disinterest.

“O-oh? H-hmm? What…what’s that?”

You nod conspiratorially.

“Protein shakes.”

“Protein shakes?”

You nod again as the mare echoes your response.

“Mm. Top of the line ones, too. Imported from Griffonia.”

You can see Rainbow’s eyes widen faintly, the gears in her head turning for a moment as she glances down at her legs and wings.

“Protein shakes?”

“Right.”

“Top of the line ones?”

“Yep.”

“I…I guess that means they’re probably expensive, then?”

“Yeah. Like 80 bits a pound.”

You can see the rainbow mare’s shoulders slump slightly, a conflicted expression passing across her tired face. It was pretty common knowledge that Dash wasn’t exactly the most motivated worker when it came to her job at the weather factory. If nothing else, her penchant for napping while she was supposed to be working probably wasn’t doing her too many favors when it came to her annual performance review.

Biting her lip in thought, you watch the pegasus slowly glance back up in your direction, a faint look of suspicion in her expression.

“What does this have to do with me sucking your dick, then? I don’t go around blowing stallions for bits, if that’s what you mean.”

You shake your head. It wasn’t that surprising that Rainbow Dash didn’t seem to know where you were going with this—her straightforward approach to most things wasn’t exactly well suited for picking up on subtext.

“No no, that’s not what I’m saying at all. You know stallions? How they…y’know? That stuff that comes out is, like, pure protein.”

You can see the pegasus narrow her eyes, the look of wariness on her face only growing. Despite this, you can sense a bit of conflict in her stance, her right hoof raised slightly off the tiled floor as she appears to debate with herself internally.

“...seriously? Like, seriously seriously? You better not be lying just so I’ll blow you.”

You nod again. Genuinely.

It’s not like Cosmare and Hung Stallions Weekly would lie to you, would they?

You can see the hesitance persist in Rainbow’s stance, her frown growing a bit as she lowers her hoof back to the floor. Your tabloid science lesson seems to have jogged some memories of her own to some extent. At the very least, she hadn’t barked back that you were full of crap.

Frowning, you can see the mare lift her head, reluctantly lifting her gaze to meet your own. You can see her eyes briefly pause as they reach your belt, her snout wrinkling faintly in disgust, before her magenta irises meet yours once more.

“So, like, if I were to do this, how much of your…stuff can you make? Doesn’t it just, like, dribble out if a stallion hoofs it all the time?”

You shake your head, offering the mare another grin.

“No worries. I’ve been saving it up all week. There should be plenty.”

You can see the mare’s snout wrinkle a second time, another faint look of disgust manifesting in her eyebrows. Rolling her eyes again, you watch her rub her brow with a hoof, her eyelids sliding shut.

“How do you even know this will even work? Did you, like, ask somepony about it?”

You shrug, scratching at the back of your neck.

“Um…I mean…I read some articles about it? We could go ask Twilight, I guess. She’d probably know all the sciency stuff behind it.”

“Ugh.”

You can see the pegasus raise a hoof, shaking her head. Her eyes cracking back open, you watch her shoulders sag reluctantly, her gaze once again meeting your own.

“No…don’t… Just forget about it, okay? It’s fine.”

You can see the multicolored mare struggling not to grumble to herself, bringing a hoof to her chest as she lets out a long breath.

“So, like, where do you even want to do this?”

You glance briefly around the locker room, tilting your head to the side as you hitch your thumb back over your shoulder.

“Doesn’t here work?”

You can see Rainbow grimace, her eyes following yours.

“Seriously, dude? Here? What if somepony comes in?”

“It’s before hours, isn’t it?”

“But this is the mares' locker room.”

“Would you rather do it out back?”

You can see the mare’s brow twitch a gain as she shoots you another glare. You can hear a faint "tch" as she clicks her teeth before closing her eyes to exhale again.

“Ugh, whatever. Here is fine. Just don’t take all day, okay?”

You nod.

That wouldn't be a problem.

Click. Zzzzip.

Glancing down as you undo your pants, you can see Rainbow staring at your beltline, the reluctant look in her expression only growing as your semi-flaccid member flops out beneath the dim, fluorescent light.

“Ehhhh?”

You watch Rainbow’s snout scrunch up a third time, her front hoof lifting into the air again as she leans back. From the look on her face, you’d think she’d just stepped in a cowpie at Sweet Apple Acres—even her wings shifting back hesitantly at the sight.

“Dude…you want me to put that in my mouth?”

You can see the mare glance back toward the bathroom stalls, a row of sinks and soap dispensers lining the far wall.

“Couldn’t you, like, do it in a jar or something?”

You cough into the back of your wrist, buying yourself a moment to think of an excuse as the gears turn in your mind.

“But, uh…how...how would we explain it if somebody found that, though? Isn’t, uh, less evidence better?”

You can see Rainbow frown before sighing again, her shoulders sagging.

“Ugh. Whatever. Let’s just…let’s just do this already.”

Taking a hesitant step forward, you watch the pegasus clop over across the tiled floor, stepping up onto the short, wooden bench at your side. Though the seat was a little short for you—everything here was pony sized—it was just enough of a platform for your purposes, the mare’s gaze just about level with your crotch.

As she takes a seat on the faded wood, you can see her tail swish hesitantly behind her, curling in slightly as she shifts her hooves. Slowly, you watch her gaze rise up to your exposed member wobbling a couple feet away, meeting your eyes out of the corner of her own.

“So, like, are we going to do this?”

You nod, a sudden eagerness prickling down the back of your neck. It was hard to believe Rainbow was actually going for it—the reality of the situation was just now kicking in.

A lean figure. Tight flanks. That raspy voice and tomboy attitude. Rainbow Dash—the element of loyalty—was right here in the mares' locker room, asking to suck your dick.

You can feel your exposed member twitch at the thought, its semi-limp status quickly fading.

You watch the cyan mare roll her eyes.

“Seriously? I haven’t even done anything yet. Do all stallions get hard this fast?”

You shake your head, waving a hand back and forth.

“Haven’t you ever watched any videos on PonyHub? This is, like, prime boner material.”

You watch Dash raise an eyebrow, flashing you a skeptical frown as she stares at your rising hardon from the bench.

“...seriously?”

You nod, the sight of Rainbow’s narrowed eyes on your cock prompting another twitch.

“Like, seriously seriously.”

Before you, Rainbow closes her eyes, bringing her a hoof to her temple as she lets out a sigh.

“Whatever. Let’s just get this over with.”

You watch the pegasus open her eyes again, looking at your erection like a plate of lima beans. Her ears flattening slightly, you watch her lean in, her muzzle scrunching up as she does.

“Dude. That stinks—did you even shower this morning?”

You scratch at the back of your neck, shrugging as you shake your head.

“I mean, it was a short one, but yeah? I guess I did kinda have to run to get here before everyone else, though...”

You watch as Rainbow flashes you an annoyed expression before rolling her eyes again.

“Whatever…”

You watch her shift a bit closer onto the edge of the bench, her muzzle still slightly scrunched from the stench of dick as she tilts her head side to side around the base of your erection.

“Why does it look so weird? This doesn’t look anything like a pegasus stallion’s junk.”

You shrug again, watching Rainbow grimace as your dick wobbles in front of her.

“I guess it’s pretty normal where I come from? How do you know what stallion junk looks like, anyways?”

You almost flinch as you see Rainbow flash you another glare, her ears flattening as a bit of a growl seeps into her voice.

“S-so..so R-Rarity loaned me one of her dildos, once. Got a problem with that?”

You raise your hands to either side, shaking your head.

“No, m’am.”

You can see the small pegasus snort, coughing into her hoof a moment later as she seems to collect herself.

“Good.”

You watch the mare’s gaze level back down to your dick, giving it another, dissatisfied once over as she seems to mull over the best angle of approach.

Settling back in front of you, she frowns, her expression partially eclipsed by the shadow of your dick.

“So, like, you just want me to suck on it?”

You nod.

“Yeah.”

“Do I need to like, hoof your balls or something?”

“I mean…you could?”

“...that’s not really helpful.”

“Sorry.”

You watch the cyan mare facehoof, her wings sagging at her side as she lets out another sigh.

“Great. Of all the stallions that could try to pull something like this, I get stuck with this dweeb.”

Before you can respond, you watch as Rainbow Dash rears up, one of her hooves coming to rest against your thigh as the other hangs bent in the air at her side. Her wings flapping once with the movement, you watch as her snout levels with the head of your cock, the look of dissatisfaction in her expression still present.

Slowly, you watch her close her eyes, the mare muttering to herself as she shakes her head.

“Just…just pretend it’s one of Rarity’s. The one she borrowed you. The one you’re pretty sure you saw her using that one time when…”

For the briefest moment, you see Rainbow’s cheeks goe scarlet, a faint pomf! registering in the air at her sides as her wings perk up. Immediately, you watch her eyes flare open, her gaze searching around to find yours as she glares up in your direction.

“Y-you…you didn’t hear any of that. Got it?”

You nod, signing another small “x” across your chest.

“Um, nope. Nothing at all.”

“Good. F-fine then, I guess.”

You watch as the warmth in the mare’s cheeks dies down to a faint blush, her wings relaxing slightly—but not completely—as she shakes her head again. Her eyes hesitantly studying the head of your cock, you watch the small blue pony subconsciously planning her angle of attack, her natural, goal-oriented disposition filtering in.

Glancing back up at you one more time, you watch her roll her magenta irises, letting out one last sigh as she opens her muzzle.

Glomp.

With the least fanfare imaginable, you watch Rainbow Dash close her lips around the head of your cock. You watch her nose scrunch up again as you feel the underside of your head rest against her velvety tongue, the mare grimacing at the taste of your cock in her mouth.

“Mmblmph…”

You can see her squint up at you with one eye, her expression making it look like she’d just tasted something sour.

You shrug sheepishly, scratching at the back of your head.

"Sorry."

You watch the mare roll her eyes a third time, exhaling through her nostrils along the length of your cock. Cracking her other eye back open, you watch her irises drift off to focus on the bank of lockers at your side, the sensation of her tongue shifting out from beneath your glans as she begins to suck.

Tsuk tsuk tsuk tsuk tsuk.

You immediately suck in air through your teeth, the sensation of Dash sucking on your cockhead at once more intense and proficient than you’d anticipated.

Though you’d already technically promised to forget it, the mare’s earlier comment about Rarity’s “toy” is the first thing that comes to mind. You weren’t sure how much “experience” Dash had on the mare side of things, but maybe some aspects translated better than you’d expected.

Tsuk tsuk tsuk tsuk.

You clench your teeth again, feeling the hoof against your thigh shift as you find your gaze drawn back to the small blue pegasus sucking your dick on the bench before you. You can see her still staring boredly off to the side, her lips wrapped around the head of your glans as she sucks you off with minimal effort.

You can feel your dick throb at the sight.

Even with—or especially with—that bored, vacant, expression, it’s hard to believe what you’re seeing. Or how good it feels.

Rainbow Dash—one of the elements of harmony and future Wonderbolt—was sucking you off in the locker room, her cool, tomboy attitude treating it no different than a bland, tasteless popsicle.

Fuck.

You grit your teeth again, the suction of the tiny, athletic mare’s lips almost unreal.

How were you already getting this close? It wasn’t quite in line with the “ten seconds flat” catchphrase that you sometimes heard the rainbow mare say, but it was still far too close for your liking. How could you waste an opportunity like this? With the the lips of the coolest pony in Equestria wrapped around your shaft?

Coughing into your fist, you glance off to your side, a bead of sweat running running down your brow.

“Y’know…that, um, feels p-pretty good and all…gmph!...um, but…maybe we should try something else…”

You can see Rainbow Dash’s eyes slowly slide over in your direction as she raises a skeptical eyebrow, her lips still wrapped around the head of your cock. It’s easy enough to read the thoughts going through her mind.

Really, dude?

You laugh nervously, secretly sighing in relief as you feel the fluctuating suction around the head of your cock lessen for a moment.

“Um…yep. Sorry. Guess I’m just too, um, experienced.”

You watch Dash roll her eyes, her lips parting as she pushes your cockhead out of her mouth with her tongue. You can see a small strand of saliva trail off from the underside of your glans, stretching and breaking off as she looks up at you in annoyance.

“Really? That’s not enough for you?”

You shake your head again, continuing to (poorly) feign indifference as you feel your cock throb again.

“Um, unfortunately, no.”

"Tch."

You can hear Rainbow click her tongue, glancing off to the side as she sighs again. You take advantage of the brief moment to glance at the head of your cock, your knees going weak for a moment as you see the sheen of saliva—Rainbow Dash’s saliva—glinting off your cockhead in the harsh fluorescent light.

Your dick throbs a third time.

Not seeming to notice, Rainbow meets your gaze, raising an eyebrow in your direction.

“I’m not deepthroating your dick, you know.”

“Ah, right. I know.”

“So? Any other ideas?”

You the back of your hand to your lips, coughing into your fist.

“Um…”

“Spit it out, dude.”

You cough again.

There was one thing you had in mind.

“Maybe, um…you could show me your asshole?”

You watch as Rainbow’s flat stare returns.

“Seriously, dude?”

You scratch at the back of your neck.

“Ehem…uh, yeah.”

“I’m not letting you put it in my ass, dude.”

“Oh, yeah, I know…”

“Or, y’know, in there.”

“Yeah…”

“You seriously just want to see it?”

You scratch again, nodding off awkwardly to the side.

“Uh, mhm.”

You watch as the cyan pegasus holds your gaze for a few moments longer before sighing, closing her eyes as she rubs a hoof against her temple.

“Dude…you’re such a weirdo.”

You can hear her sigh again.

“Fine. You better not try anything, though.”

“I won’t. Promise.”

“Right.”

Rolling her eyes again, you watch Rainbow stand on the bench in front of you, muttering something under her breath. Her wings flaring out slightly for balance, you watch her turn 180 degrees, your gaze drawn down her lithe form to the multicolored tail swishing behind her taut backside.

You swallow, watching her cutie marks shift along her flanks. For a pegasus athlete, there was a bit more of a pop there than one might have expected—a healthy, toned plumpness that was no doubt the result of all those cloud-squats and wonder-lunges she’d been doing lately.

“Tch.”

Glancing up over her shoulder, you can see the mare shoot you another, faintly annoyed glance as she meets your wide-eyed gaze.

“Really, dude? Are you down that bad? You need to get yourself a marefriend.”

You cough into your fist, trying (and failing) to look away as your cock throbs painfully at full mast.

“Uh, no…”

You watch Rainbow roll her eyes again, turning her gaze back to the locker bank in front of her.

“Whatever. Just don’t try anything. Got it?”

You swallow slowly. Nod. Without really thinking, you can feel your hand slide down to grip your member.

“Mhm.”

Letting out another sigh, you watch Rainbow widen the stance of her hindlegs, her wingtips fanning out to the side. You can faintly hear her grumbling to herself, snorting as she shakes her head, sliding a hoof awkwardly between her legs to cover her marebits.

“...can’t believe this guy…what a weirdo…”

With a click of her tongue, you watch her wingtips slide back over flanks as her tail swishes to the side.

Holy shit.

You can feel your dick throb again in your grip, your voice catching in your throat as you nearly choke on your spit.

Bent over in front of you on the bench, you can see the pegasus’s wingtips pressing into the tight curve of her plot, the pressed feathers leaving faint indentations in the cheeks from their grip. Peeking out faintly beneath her forehoof, you can just make out the shape of her puffy, darker marelips, her bent over position making it difficult for her to cover it fully.

And above them..

“...fuck.”

The cleavage of her plot faintly spread between her wingtips, you can see the dark blue asterisk of Rainbow’s tight asshole stretched out to either side, fully exposed beneath the cheap, fluorescent lights of the locker room ceiling.

You immediately feel your dick jump again, your eyes locked in place.

This was Rainbow Dash—the Rainbow Dash—and here she was, in the mare’s locker room, presenting to you, her legs wide, her tight ass spread. Given how well you knew her, you had to be the first stallion in Equestria who’d ever seen this sight.

Voice still catching in your throat, you numbly begin to do the only thing you can think to do:

You start stroking your cock.

Out of the corner of your eye, you can see Rainbow’s ears perk up at the sound of rubbing skin, the mare glancing over shoulder with a faint look of confusion before shifting into another eyeroll. Turning back forward while awkwardly maintaining her three legged stance, you can hear her mutter under her breath again, her raised tail flicking in annoyance.

“...ugh, stallions…”

Despite this, though, you can see the faintest hint of red in her cheeks from behind. Although she wasn't typically that into stallions, it wasn't too hard to imagine that the "exhibitionism" factor might still work for her.

The thought only dimly comes to mind, though, your focus otherwise occupied by the tight, pucker of Rainbow’s asshole, the dark asterisk constricting and relaxing self-consciously above the puffy swell of her obscured lips.

You can feel a twinge of tension in your shoulder. A tightness in your jaw. You inadvertently take a step forward, the mare tensing a bit as she glances over her shoulder again. Her voice is a little less forceful this time, the flush in her cheeks more pronounced as she seems to struggle with her own response.

“...hey…t-that…that’s close enough…w-weirdo…”

You click your teeth, your jaw clenching tighter. The sight of the cyan pegasus making that face up at you while spreading her ass is almost overpowering…you can feel the want and need rising in your chest.

You start to stroke yourself faster, your hand sliding up and down your shaft as you struggle to keep yourself in check. The sight of your bare cockhead hovering a few inches away from Rainbow’s tight pucker isn’t making it easy, though.

You wanted to enjoy this…to savor this…but fuck was this tiny blue pegasus hot. You could only imagine how it would feel to be inside her.

Poke.

Both yours and Rainbow’s backs go straight as you lose your balance, inhaling sharply as you realize you’d been holding your breath. The sensation of your cockhead pressing into the curve of Rainbow’s taut rump immediately dispells your urgent thoughts, a cold sensation of panic arcing down your spine as you see the Pegasus’s eyes jerk back toward your own.

“Dude! Not so close!”

Her stutter forgotten, you can see Rainbow swish her tail back down, her wings sliding further back to cover her exposed bits with her hoof.

“Watch where you’re putting that thing!”

You immediately take a step back, waving your hand back and forth in front of you.

“Sorry! Sorry! I lost my balance. Really. That was it.”

You can see Rainbow narrow her eyes in your direction, a flicker of annoyance there despite the faint flush still present in her cheeks.

“Seriously? I’m not getting knocked up because some quick shot stallion accidentally slips it in and blows his load, alright?”

You close your eyes, nodding sheepishly. The tension of the moment gone, all you felt now was embarrassed.

“Ah, right, right. My bad, my bad...”

“The whole reason we’re even doing this is so I can join the Wonderbolts. I don’t think getting pregnant during training would help my chances.”

A brief, hentai-esque image of you and Rainbow Dash at a love hotel flashes through your mind—the mare’s husky moans filling the air as the image of tiny white swimmers press against a squishy circle in the bottom right of the screen.

“Uh...well...I mean...it’s not like it would for sure happen or anything.”

You can see Rainbow meet you with a flat stare, the brief, dopey flicker in your expression not lost on her.

“Dude, have you seen the size of your balls right now? I’d probably have, like, twins or something.”

You can feel your dick jump again, despite yourself.

Another flash. Rainbow Dash on your wedding night. Belly heavy with foal. A low, mating press camera angle as she whimpers and squeaks beneath you.

You blink away the daydream as a cyan-and-rainbow blur flashes in front of you, nearly losing your balance for the second time. Reaching out against the locker rack behind you to steady yourself, you can see Rainbow Dash once again staring up at you, tapping a hoof impatiently against your chest.

“No more playing around, alright? I’m gonna give you a wingjob, you can do…your thing…and then we forget this ever happened. Got it?”

You nod, your erection not going down in the slightest.

“Yes ma’am.”

You watch Rainbow glance down at your throbbing cock, rolling her eyes again.

“...Celestia damn it…”

With another flap of motion your eyes widen, your fingers clenching against the metal locker bank as you feel Rainbow’s wingtips wrap around your shaft in front of her. Despite the harshness of her glare, the sensation against your member is soft and enveloping…like a downy sleeve or pillow.

Glancing up, you can see Rainbow hold your gaze, the same impatience there from before.

“Tell me when you’re gonna blow your load, alright? I’m not getting it all over my wings.”

You nod dimly in her grip, eyes fluttering faintly at the soft sensation.

“Ah…mhm…sure.”

Letting out one, last, dejected sigh, you watch Rainbow glance off to the side, shifting her stance slightly as she starts to get you off once again.

“Ghmk!”

You immediately grip the locker beside you tighter, your eyes closing as you do end up choking on your spit this time. The feisty pegasus’s wings feel like silk on your member, gently but completely covering your shaft as they twist and curl to the base of your head. Juxtaposed against the irritated expression of the mare they’re attached to, you can immediately feel yourself working back up to your earlier peak, your jaw clenched in restraint.

Was this…was this what all pegasai wingjobs were like? Holy hell were the stallions of Equestria a lucky bunch.

Shaking your head, you can see Rainbow lift an eyebrow in your direction, tilting her head to the side.

“What? Gonna complain that it’s not enough again?”

You shake your head back and forth, grunting.

“Mm…mnh.”

“Good. You’re lucky I don’t buck your sorry stallion flanks into next week.”

You can feel your cock throb again, the faint bite to the mare’s voice causing your glutes to tighten.

“...mmh.”

“‘Mmh?’ Really? Is that all you can say? I sucked your dick and showed you my asshole, dude. The least you could do is speak Equestrian, here.”

“Gnngh.”

You can feel your glutes tighten, your rectum constricting as you feel yourself throb again. You can feel Rainbow’s wings playing against the underside of your swelling head, drawing little stars across your vision.

That irritated voice. That magenta-eyed glare. Those wings. You were getting close.

You can see Rainbow sigh, her warm, humid breath enveloping the head of your cock from a few inches away.

“Whatever. This is what I get for trying to help a stallion—”

“—coming.” you barely manage to gasp, swallowing another grunt.

“—wait, what?”

The two words are all that the cyan pegasus manages to get out before you erupt in her grasp, the first spurt of your load plastering her square in the face. Before she can even react, a second jet splatters wetly across the first, a thick sheet of your human spunk pouring down over her mane and muzzle.

“Pthbbblh—Dude!”

Glomp.

Spluttering only long enough to shout the one word, you watch Rainbow dive forward with one eye cracked, her muzzle closing around the head of your shaft as you feel yourself release a third time. The sight and sensation of the mare desperately slipping her lips around your cockhead is enough to make your glutes tighten again, another torrent of your seed immediately jetting forward to paint the back of the pegasus’s throat.

“Gllggghm!?!”

You can immediately see Rainbow’s magenta eyes go wide, a gagging sound issuing from around your cock as she struggles not to pull back. As you release a fourth rope, and a fifth, you can see her cheeks start to balloon outward with your essence. You hear her emit another sputtering cough as a small dribble of sperm issues out around her lower lip and across the underside of your shaft.

“Gah—”

Your eyes flutter as the sight gives you just enough oomph to release your sixth shot, your locked legs suddenly going wobbly beneath you. Your back sliding against the locker bank behind you, you can feel your toes clench as your slick cock slides out from between the pegasus’s lips, the cyan mare immediately doubling forward as she brings a hoof to her mouth.

You can see Dash attempting to glare at you with one eye, the other still glued shut by a thick glob of sperm trickling down her forehead. Her snout wrinkled in disgust, you can see her balloon her cheeks out further, her tongue protruding faintly from her mouth as she tries to keep it separated from your load. You can see her frown increase as the attempt doesn’t seem to work, a long, thick strand of cum and saliva dribbling out between her pursed lips.

You swear you can feel your heart stop dead in your chest, a phantom twinge rising in your deflating shaft. Before you can say anything though, you see Dash close her eyes, stomping a hoof against the bench beneath her as she seems to steel her resolve.

“Schluuuuuurp—glump.”

Wincing in disgust, you watch Rainbow slurp the dribbling strand back up like a gooey noodle, the sound of a thick, gummy swallow following a moment later. Immediately you can see the pegasus bring a hoof to her muzzle again, her cheeks turning a faint shade of green.

“Mmmph—hurk.”

You can hear a faint rumble in her stomach as the mare’s eyes widen.

“Oh buck…I think I’m gonna barf...”

Blinking, you suddenly remember to breathe again, your wide eyes and locked limbs slowly coming back to you.

Scratching at the back of your neck, you slowly reach out a moment later, placing an awkward hand on the mare’s shoulder.

“You…uh…alright?”

You can feel Dash place a hoof against your forearm, as if to push it away, stopping just short of doing so as she settles for shooting you another weak glare. Standing that way for a few moments, you watch her take a few long, slow breaths, the color in her face slowly returning.

“Dude…that was the grossest thing I’ve ever tasted.”

Hearing Dash’’s voice returning to normal, you let out another breath you hadn’t realized you’d been holding.

You’d imagined having your fantasy fulfilled after all this time would be intense…but that had been on a whole nother level. It felt like you’d emptied a month’s worth of Playmare “appreciation” just now, even though you’d only been holding off for a week.

Glancing back down, you can feel your relief retreat somewhat as you see Rainbow Dash look up at you, a mixed look in her expression. After a few moments, you watch as she finally rolls her eyes, appearing to take the high road this time rather than chewing you out.

That, or she was just too tired to care.

“A little help here? A towel, maybe?”

“Ah. Right.”

Taking a moment to zip yourself back up, you walk awkwardly over to the door to the mare’s locker room, glancing hesitantly toward the walkway as you grab one of the unused towels from the rack. Walking back over to Dash, you can feel another faint, phantom stir as you watch the pegasus lift a lock of her cum covered mane in disgust, a long, sticky strand of white hanging between her hoof and her face. Catching your expression, you can see her eyes go flat again, her scowl returning.

“Finished staring?”

“Right. Sorry.”

Handing Rainbow the towel, you watch her wipe off her face, taking a few moments to attempt to scrub off her tongue in the process. Watching her furrow her brow, you sense it doesn’t seem to be working for her, the mare sighing as she balls up the towel with her wings and tosses it over her shoulder in to the bin.

You watch the cyan mare shake her head, her magenta eyes meeting yours one last time.

“Alright. Remember. Just like we talked about. Don’t tell anypony about—”

“Like, oh my Celestia, Melody. It looks like we’re the first ones here!”

“Like, lucky!”

“Right? Let’s, like, get a good spot in the gym before everypony else gets here!”

You watch as Rainbow Dash’s eyes go wide, her wings flaring up at her side in alarm. The two of you glance at the door, each other, and then the door again, a cold sweat suddenly forming at the back of your neck.

Oh no.

In a blur of rainbow colored contrails, you watch Rainbow zip up to your face, panic setting into her previously tired voice.

“Ohmygosh, ohymygosh, ohmygosh! You have to hide!”

Only slightly less panicked, you glance around the room, raising your arms in dismay.

“Where!?”

“Anywhere! I can’t let anypony know I was sucking off a stallion in the mare’s locker room! They’d take me off the recruiting list for sure!”

You scratch the back of your neck, glancing back at the rack of lockers behind you as you tilt your head.

“Crap. I don’t know Dash. Maybe you could distract them while I—”

“No time!”

“—gack!”

You choke on your words as your world flips upside down, a cyan-and-rainbow blur sending you tumbling headlong into one of the open lockers from behind. Head still spinning, you hear a ringing slam! as the world goes dark, your body contorted in an uncomfortable upside-down position as the door swings shut behind you.

Opening your mouth to curse, you stop short as you hear the door to the locker room open, the voices of the two approaching mares now crystal clear.

“So I told Winterberry—”

You can hear their hoofsteps come to a stop on the tiled floor, their voices halting in mid conversation.

Squinting through the small slat at the base of the locker in front of you, you can see the bottom half of two earth mares standing at the door—one red with a purple mane, the other green with blue. Dash's figure is standing too close to really make out, only the tip of her multicolored tail and her shifting hooves visible in your field of view.

After a few moments of awkward silence, you can hear Dash cough, the bravado she’d shown with you seeming to disappear as she scratches at the back of one of her hindhooves with the other.

“Oh, um…h-hi there. I didn’t, um, see you there.”

After a few more awkward moments, you can see the two mares shift to look at the other, the red one raising a hoof as they turn back to Dash.

“Oh, um, we didn’t realize anypony was, like, here.”

You can see the other one nod, her gold quarter rest cutie mark coming into view as she shifts her weight.

“Yeah, it’s, like, super early.”

You can see Rainbow tense a bit, taking a half step back as she lifts a hoof to clear her throat.

“Oh, um, heh heh, just, um, getting in some early morning practice.”

You can see the two mares shift to glance at each other again, shrugging before taking another couple steps forward.

“Well, like, can we come in? Or are you, like, doing something?”

You can hear Dash cough again, her hooves briefly disappearing as you hear her wings lift her into the air.

“Oh, um, t-totally. Nothing, um, going on here. I was just, um, leaving to take, um, a shower. Suuuper sweaty, you know.”

“Um, right.”

Despite your position, you can’t help but wince. She was even less smooth than you were when it came to socializing with normal mares.

You watch as the two mares trot past your locker, their hoofsteps clacking against the tile floor. There’s an awkward silence as you see Dash’s hooves touch down on the other side of the bench, two of the lockers just beyond you opening up. After a few more moments, you can can hear the lockers swing shut again, the silhouettes of the two mares turning to each other once more as the red one points back at Rainbow.

“So, um, like, we’re gonna go work out now.”

You can see Dash jump a bit at the response, her hooves shifting beneath her as she shakes her head.

“Oh, um, totally. I’ll just, um, be going, then.”

“Um, right.”

Watching the silhouettes disappear, you can hear the two mares whispering to each another as they make their way to the other side of the locker room, snickering and giggling under their breath.

“Like, oh my Celestia, did you see her mane?”

“Right? It was sooo, like, oily and slimy and gross!”

“Oh my Celestia, I knowww. And did you, like, smell her breath? It’s like, did you gargle with stallion dick this morning or something?”

“Ooh! Ruby! You’re so baaaad!”

“Ha, I know, right?”

You can hear the door at the other side of the locker room close shut behind them, their voices fading off into the distance. An awkward silence descends over the locker room again, made all the more awkward given the fact you were fairly certain Rainbow had heard the two mares as well.

After a few moments, you watch as Dash’s hooves disappear from the other side of the bench, the mare slowly trotting around it to your side of the locker bank.

The sound of muttering escaping into the air above you, your eyes widen as you suddenly feel the locker door swing open, your cramped body tumbling out onto the floor in a heap.

“Gngh…”

You wince, blinking a few times as your eyes readjust to the light. Glancing up, you can see Rainbow Dash glaring down at you, her cheeks flushed red with embarrassment.

Smiling weakly, you push up into a sitting position, scratching at the back of your neck as you glance awkwardly off to the side.

“So…um…I guess this means another meetup is probably off the table?”

POW!

Your vision spins again as you find yourself tumbling through the air for the second time in so many minutes, the powerful kick of Ponyville’s third most powerful set of hindlegs sending you careening out the door of the mare’s locker room in a heap. You can see tiny, wall-eyed pegasai chirping around your head as the door slams shut behind you, the sound of muted, tomboyish, internal screaming reaching your ear from a distance.

Wincing again, you shake your head, slowly rising to your feet.

Well, that could have gone better. You'd been hoping the "protein shake" angle would net you a couple more meetups, at least.

You glance back down the hall, the sound of more ponies entering the building—your cue to leave—echoing in the distance.

Shaking your head, you slap your cheeks, taking a determined step forward.

There were seven whole days between now and next week. You were sure you'd think of something.

Author's Note

Every day we drift a little further from Celestia's light. :trollestia: