"As Princess Mi Amore Cadenza looked over the new guard applicants she saw a wide variety of all kinds of ponies. Unicorns, pegasi, earth ponies, some tall and handsome, some stout and robust, builds from athletic to muscular, every different color in Equestria. But despite all their differences there was one thing they all had in common.

They all had bigger dicks than her husband."

An entry for the Princess of Infidelity contest: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/216555/the-princess-of-infidelity-contest