Internat Connection

by starcoder

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer, Random, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe
Length: 1172

Sunset wouldn't want anyone finding her texts with her main contact. But too late. Here it is.

She's crazy. When talking through text, that's all Sunset can think about. Actually, Sunsets. Make that two of them.

Written experimentally for the A Thousand Words Contest II, which has many amazing entries!

the title is supposed to be like International Connection but it's like a pun soo

Published 2023-06-30 06:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-06-30 06:00:00 UTC

help me omgggg

Author's Note

This color = one of the sunset shimmers.

This color = the other.

i'll give you some time to read and guess which is which.

(my first time trying comedy, which i define as mentally insane)

help me omgggg

hey, shim. i see ur pictures and blogs are kinda, like, magical

ya think?

yea, sess, u can kinda see the magic creatures in the pics, dont u think?

or r u js talkin abt how magical i am?

cuz i never rly got to a pic of myself, goofy.

shut up girl.

i hate u sm.

aww ty!!!!

luv u too :D

get back on track, kid. i said nothing abt love. thats a u thing

right. u wanted my great and powerful opinion on smth?

ok yea no wtf..?

JKJK LMAO

IM SO SRY LAWL

SHES RUBBING OFF ON ME HAHA LOL WHOOPS SRY

AHAHAAHAH

shim, focus.

plzzz.

hehe ;)

ok y dont u go run off and get some mental help b4 i ask u some questions

i need serious answers, shim >:(

l. o. l.

fine, ask away. im ready.

hopefully. first, do you know a world consisting of colorful, talking horses?

yeah... go on.

THATS LITERALLY-

sry. but im so confuessd and idekkk what im doing here. i fell into a well, i shouldnt be alive. i at least shouldnt be a talking horse thats bacon-colored.

sry kid ^v^

deal with it. equestrias a rly nice place.

equestria...

like, wait, idk what thats like

never heard of this thingy.

...equestria?

..excuse me?

ur in equestria, home of the horses. or as we like to say, ponies. ur a unicorn, i hope? better get a hold of that magic soon.

if not a unicorn, ur a pegasus and u can fly. magic. earth ponies are js built different, idk

but its all ***magic*** :D

gee, thanks.

ik exactly how to use magic bc i js got here in this world i didnt even kno had magic!

great! then u surely dont need my advice.

so y u still asking me? i thought u knew??

-_-

ur so stupid sometimes, yk tha

that*

stupid now?

yes. stupider by the second. but hol up, purple unicorn with wings talkin. she makes herself sound important as hell.

thats cuz she is :)

thats princess twilight

twi shouldnt be intimidating, but she is a princess.

sess?

its been 4 minutes...

sry. that princess of urs was talking abt my phone. she doesnt want it here. calls it 'magic beyond normal; altho clearly shes the one with the crazy big magic. also, question, do all princesses know everybodys name just like that?

uh no y??

she called me by my name and talked abt things i thot i never shared with anybody

well maybe that explains things

u sunset shimmer? cuz thats me.

yea- was kinda surprised i became friends w/ someone with the 'shim' part. i thot it could be a shimmy thing, like a dance, yk?

nope.

its me.

ME!!!

moi :o

...

how?

dimensions and basically otherworld duplicates. I may have overstayed in ur world instead of my magical one but oh well.

this place has magic of its own.

I have magic of my own. Over on both sides of the portal. :P

...

i thot u got mental help already.

when did i say that? i would never-

before our talk?

lmao lmao lmaooo

no no no nonono

i said i was ready. for questions.

not mental help! i could never ask of such a thing!

thats fair. youd make a therapist need a therapist himself.

yea yea.

wtv u say, prinsess

yk what-?

just stop.

stop-

shimmer, stop.

hmmmmmm???????

stop what, exactly?

yk, getting off track and making me do it too. ur so annoying, yk that?

so ive been told. by u, at least. but hey, since im u, ig we're maybe both insane! isnt that great! we can be insane together!!!!!!

i have at least double the sanity that u could ever have. go get help and try to see that for urself. also, how r u acting so casually abt this all?

bout what?

yk, the fact that im in a magical pony world where i can still talk, i have no clothes on but i do have a tattoo on my totally exposed butt, and the fact that im sitting in a princess castle with an item that may be an offense to this poor town and yet she doesnt seem to care at all?

oh

well

it's normal...

right?

maybe..?

NO!!

DEF NOT

NOT AT ALL

geez prinsess girly pop, wtv. shut it with the drama.

HOW?!?!

ALL MY THINGS ARE HORSE THINGSSS

:sbo: 😭

again, normal.

no. it. is. NOT!!! GET A HOLD OF URSELF! THIS IS CRAZY. UR CRAZY!

i think u mean ur crazy. get a hold of yourself.

but if u dont want advice, ugh, fine bro.

have lots and lots and lots of fun figuring this all out! laters kiddo!

NO

NO SUNSET

SUNSET I SWEAR TO FREAKING GOD OR WHAT EEVR GOD THIS WORLD HAS SUNSET SHIMMER GET TF BACK HERE AND TELL ME ABT THIS CRAZY WORLD THAT U SEEM TOG ET MAYBE CUZ UR CRAZY URSELF

SUNSET CURSE U SHIMMER!!!!!!

ANSWER RN!

geez, get a hold of urself! this world ur in is based on magic, and u js need the basic understanding of it. y dont u go look for my friends while ur there?

whoops, too bad i dont know their names or any details on how they look. maybe i should look for a portal to get home.

welp, ima go explore for like an hr. cya :)

mk hf

hey prinsess its kinda been an hr now. u back?

sry im replying to ur text three minutes late. i went a bit past the time limit, whoops.

not. kewl. but how was it?

it was pretty nice. princess twilight was nice too. i think i may even wanna stay on this side of the portal.

oh, rly? nice, we can take each others homes!!

ugh. u make it sound worse than it is.

sure i do. whatever, go hf. baii!!

NO WAIT SUNSET-

WAITTT HELP ME LEARN THIS SPELL STARLIGHT WAS TALKIN ABTTTTT-