“At all of the days to be sick!” You angrily say.
You are Anonymous, or Anon for short and today, you are piss off, since yesterday, you have been stuck inside your room in Twilight’s Castle because apparently, while you and your friends were saving the world from villain number 500, (you lost count how many “evil villains” you and your friends fought.) You got sick somewhere! Just fricking great!
Now you may be wondering, ”Narrator, are you going to talk about how Anon met the main 6?” well true, if we hadn’t heard the same bland background story over a million times, (which we have), so you get to point.
Anyway, as I was saying, you somehow gotten sick doing your wonderful adventures with your group of friends. You started feeling the symptoms from the first day you got back. At first, you thought, you were just too tired, but soon it became more clear that you had something. It wasn’t until you and Twilight went to the doctors, that you found out you were sick with something.
It wasn’t till Twilight used some magic crap to figure out that you had this world’s version of Covid, the Porona virus! Oh, how fun!
Anyway, that’s the story of how you are stuck in your room, sick, with pony Covid.
The end.
What? Are you still here?! You want more of this crazy story? Fine, I suppose I can entertain you, you crazy weirdos. Oh how I miss you Stanley.
Coughs
Anyways back to the story at hand, or er uh Hoof.
You look at the time, It's only 11 PM, yet it feels like an eternity! You thought to yourself.
Suddenly, you hear your door open and quietly close, you look to see your friend and your guide in this cartoon crazy world, Twilight Sparkle!
You smile at her and she returns the jester. Levitating, a new book for you to read and some medicine the doctors scribe you for.
“How are you feeling, Nonny?” She asked, while looking at you with a worry and sympathy expression.
“Honestly, it could be better, but hey I have you to keep me company.” You say, smiling at her, “Thank you for asking by the way, Twi.”
She smiles back, “Anytime Nonny.” She then whispers which you couldn't hear, but since I’m the narrator, and you, the audience, (the people I make money from), you will be able to hear it! “Anything for you.” She then fake coughs, “I also got you something you might like.” She says, while looking cute and adorable at you.
You smiled, “Really? What’s that then?”
She then levitates what looks like a..no way! She didn’t! She couldn’t!
She smiles, “I got you a sketchbook and some other drawings supplies! I know you love drawing, and since you well you know, hehe, are sick and bored, I decided to make it less boring. I hope you like it!”
You stare at her, “Wow, Twilight, I don’t know what to say. Thank you!” You gave her a soft but strong hug.
She smiles and giggles while returning the jester. “Anytime, Nonny.” She then got on the bed next to you.
You look at her, hesitant, “Uh Twi, not that I don’t mind, but don’t you think that you might get sick as well?”
She giggles, “You silly Human, the author gave me the ability to not get sick!”
“Erm, what?”
“Nothing!”
“Um, ok.” You say, questioning yourself if she is mentally stable at the moment.
“What I’m trying to say is, I think, I should be good as long as you are taking your medicine every four hours.”
“Um, alright.” You said, you then opened your sketchbook and began to draw whatever that’s on your mind, while sitting in awkward silence while Twilight looks at you kinda creepy and adorable at the same time.
Why in the world is she staring at me like, kinda creepy. But fucking adorable though!
She gasped, “I totally forgot that I left the oven on! I’ll be right back, Nonny!” She says this as she runs to the kitchen.
“Take your time!” You say as you hear fast hoof’s slowly fading away.
“Hmm.” Twilight has been acting weird ever since you got back from your adventures and have gotten sick. Maybe she was just exhausted from traveled you guys went on? Who knows.
Eh I bet it’s fine. You say, as you continue your drawing work.
Wait..didn’t she call me Nonny?
Somewhere in Twilight’s Castle of Friendship.
Coughs. “I swear if Anon got me sick, I’m going to start not inviting him to our games anymore!” Cough.
Thaf my dear reader is from the Chad of all Chads, the ultimate hero of all heroes! Spike! The Brave and Glorious!
“Yeah, yeah, I get it Narrator, get to the point!” Spike yelled angrily. How rude!
Right, as I was saying, you see, our dear friend Spike is having some trouble lately, manly, his coughing issue. But that’s neither here or there. What is must important, however, is what he is doing. And our dear friend is trying to find Twilight for, I don’t know, something I suppose?
As Spike walk to the kitchen to get some cough drops, he saw Twilight, opening the oven that is burning.
Wait, the oven is burning?!?
Quickly, using his reflexes, Spike found a fire extinguisher that was close by and used on the burning oven. While the oven was probably saved, the food however…
“Spike! You messed up the food!”
“I didn’t mess up anything! The food and mostly importantly, the Oven was burring!”
“But that’s the secret ingredient for Anon’s food!”
“Really?! Burnt food is the secret ingredient? Are you hecking kidding me?! Twi, you know he doesn’t eat burned food!”
And they argue like that for several minutes or maybe hours. Who knows at this point?
Hmm, if we only have something to speed this argument up. Hmmm.
Oh I know! Let's use this cool thing called the Multiverse door opener! Let’s see what’s going on in other worlds. Shall we?
No? You just want a story about Anon and Twilight? Really? A story that’s probably going to be cringey?
All right, suit yourself. Let's go back to see if they are done fighting yet. Shall we?
“WELL IT’S NOT MY FAULT WE LOST IN CSGO!”
“WELL IT IS!”
“NO!”
“YES!”
“NO!”
Ok, uh.. maybe wait till next time?
Author's Note
What will happen next? Will Anon die from Twilights cuteness?! Will he be bored to death? Stay tuned true believers! Oh wait, that’s copyrighted, uhhhhhhhh, stay tuned audience! Or uh, readers!
Yeah that works better. I wonder how Stanley is doing?
I also hope you like my first chapter of my first story! Critics are welcome!
