Headmare Starlight's Oral Exam

by Pillowfight

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Sunburst, Sex, Profanity, Random
Length: 6059

Starlight Glimmer is going to give Sunburst the best blowjob of his life... whether he's ready for it or not.

The end of the school year has finally cleared out the School of Friendship, and Starlight Glimmer thinks these empty halls of knowledge are the perfect place to kick off a summer fling with Sunburst, her co-worker and long-time crush.

What Sunburst thinks of this doesn’t matter — whatever Starlight wants, Starlight gets. But she doesn’t use mind control anymore. Oh, no, that’s too much fun unethical. This reformed villain has found a much more enjoyable way to bend stallions to her will...

Written for MorganaTheNotCat for Summer Sin 23. A comedy clop epic featuring a musical number, an aggressive blowjob, a huge facial, and enough surprise guest stars to fill a holiday special. This tale takes place sometime after Twilight’s coronation, and all characters are 18+ adults.

Published 2023-08-04 11:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-08-04 11:40:00 UTC

Pop quiz!

The bell rang a final time, and the halls of the School of Friendship crowded with students rushing out into the Ponyville sun to begin their summer break. Headmare Starlight Glimmer smiled and waved at her departing pupils as they galloped, flew, or teleported away. Many of these creatures would return in the fall for another year of harmonious education, but some were leaving as graduates, to spread the magic of friendship to places that had forgotten it.

Behind the students came the teachers, hugging and promising to keep in touch over the summer. Starlight couldn’t keep from smiling wistfully as she said goodbye to the mares who’d been so important to Starlight’s own reform from villainy — especially to Trixie, the wonderful (albeit somewhat overbearing) travelling companion who’d shown her what friendship really meant. Starlight only wished that Twilight Sparkle were here to see how close they’d all grown over the past year.

Ah, yes, Twilight. As the Cutie Mark Crusaders waved at her and cheerfully trotted out the grand front door, the smile of the School’s headmare waivered, and she looked down sadly at a dragon-fire telegram she’d received from Equestria’s new ruler.

Hey, no longer evil bestie,

How are things with you? I’m just enjoying another day in Canterlot getting railed by one of my many royal consorts. This guy’s fucking me so hard I can hardly write straight! Next time I might even let him do me up the plot. That’s trendy now, you know!

Anyways, I bet you’re looking forward having all sorts of summer fun with the cute guys in Ponyville, just like I did when I lived there. In fact, I’m a little jealous of you! These Canterlot nobles are fun, but those earth pony farmcolts really have the power in their hips! Try one out, you won’t be sorry!

Yours in friendship,
HRH Twilight Sparkle, Ph.D, C.S.G.U.

“Celestia damn it!” Starlight grumbled. “Wait... Twilight damn it! Why must she lord it over me like this? She ascends to the throne, gets a buffet of unicorn himboes tending to her every need, and I’m trapped in Ponyville with nothing. Why, there’s not a cock worth sucking in this entire town!”

Starlight Glimmer had spent her younger years taking advantage of dumb, eager fuckbois like Double Diamond. Now she was in her thirt—extremely late twenties, a mature and discerning mare. She had no time for farmcolts, no matter how much power they kept wound up in their hips. The stallion who could satisfy Starlight would be her equal in intelligence and magical capabilities, if not in perversion. Somepony like...

“Alright, I’ve hidden all the craft glue so Pinkie Pie can’t get to it, and I’ve put a protective spell on all of the plants. We’re officially ready to lock up for the summer!”

Ah, Sunburst... Starlight’s childhood friend, her first crush, her vice-headmare at the School, and her only hope for the summer fling every young (yes, young!) mare dreams of. The fit unicorn stallion standing before her was a bit of a nerd, but he took good care of himself, and with his beard grown out and his stylish glasses he was looking quite yummy. Many times over the school year, Starlight had caught herself admiring the shifting of Sunburst’s buns beneath his magical cape as he walked down a hallway. She’d been dropping hints for months, but he was just too oblivious to pick them up. It seemed Starlight would have to do everything herself... as usual.

Sunburst greeted his old friend with a long and lingering hug that couldn’t possibly be anything but platonic. “Where are you going for summer break?” he asked cheerfully.

“I’m staying away from Canterlot, that’s for sure...” Starlight grumbled.

“Are you going to hit the beach with Rainbow Dash? I-I bet you’d look great in a bikini!”

Starlight scoffed. Why did Sunburst keep stating such obvious facts, and why did he sound so awkward in doing so? Of course she’d look good in a bikini, Starlight Glimmer looked good in anything! Even the prim and proper outfit she wore today couldn’t hide Starlight’s beautiful face, or make her plot look anything less than dynamite. During parent-teacher nights she loved to tease the hot dads, popping stiffies out of pony sheathes without mercy, and setting griffons to claw helplessly at the desks whenever she casually crossed her hind legs and let a little scent of eau de mare waft out into the room.

“Oh, erm, you’d look good, too!” Starlight hastened to add. “I can just picture you out on the sand, playing beach ponyball, getting nice and sweaty. Say, why don’t you and I hit the beach, rent a boat and—” The aroused unicorn licked her lips, only for her oceanside fantasy to be utterly destroyed by a few casual words from her would-be stud.

“Actually, I have a train ticket back to Sire’s Hollow.” Sunburst coughed with embarrassment and cleaned his glasses on his cape.

Starlight’s eyes narrowed to tiny slits. “Ah yes. Sire’s Hollow. Our home town. Where your mother lives.” Could her foalhood friend really be this dull?

“I-I really should get going,” Sunburst claimed.

“C’mon, stick around,” Starlight tempted. “Our students are finally gone. Come to my office and let’s open a bottle, we can get to know each other better...”

“We’ve been friends for years! We grew up together!”

“And you’ve never had a horny thought about the filly next door?”

The realization of what his friend was on about suddenly hit Sunburst like a burst from the sun. “Well, I...” he struggled to pronounce the words.

“Come on, tell me what you really think of me. I won’t bite... unless you want me to~”

“Starlight, you’re beautiful and brilliant,” Sunburst confessed. “To be totally honest, you’re the mare I see in my dreams, but it wouldn’t work. You’re too intense for me.” Sunburst hung his head. “I’m going to catch my train. I’ll see you in the fall, OK?”

Starlight simply growled to herself. Too intense? What a lame excuse! Lust should be intense, the more intense the better! She had to get Sunburst to stay, but how?

What would Evil Starlight do? ~~She’d mind control him, strip that cutie mark right off his perfect flank and keep it safe in a jar, forever and ever!~~ No! No! Bad thoughts!

What would Sexy Starlight do? She’d make Sunburst an offer she couldn’t refuse! Cut through the preliminaries of courtship, and promise him a summer he’d never forget! As Sunburst stepped over the very threshold of the Friendship School, Starlight made her last and most desperate move.

“I’ll suck your diiick~~~” she called out teasingly.

“W-what?” Sunburst’s hoof stopped in midair. I’ve got him! Starlight thought with a mental hoof-pump. Sexy Starlight for the win!

“I’ll take your dick in my mouth, right here and now, and suck on it until you cum. Is that clear enough for you?”

“S-S-S-S-”

“Come on, forget about that dumb train to Sire’s Hollow. Wouldn’t you rather ride the Starlight Express? Three holes, nonstop, all yours, all summer long.”

Sunburst gulped and drew his hoof back from the threshold. “Golly, Starlight, I heard you were forward with the stallions, but...”

A tinkle of music burst forth from the School’s nearby music room. Sunburst startled and peered into the empty chamber, wondering if a student had remained behind to practice some musical finale to the school year. He saw only Starlight’s magical aura prancing upon the keys of the piano, producing a slow jazz melody. A magical spotlight swung out of nowhere and shone upon the magically gifted headmare as she posed seductively for her subordinate.

“Wh-what is this?” Sunburst stammered. “Are you using a musical number to get me in bed?”

“That’s how I do what I do!” Starlight stuck a long, slender leg out of her frilly headmare’s shirt, loudly tapping it against the polished stone floor of the entrance hall to draw Sunburst’s attention. She nestled her muzzle perilously close to his and with an evil smile began to slowly, sweetly croon...

Oh, in my days in Our Town
I was quite the cruel dictator
Yet no one would have said of me
That I was a dick-hater

Some stallions begged to be re-marked
I just sat back and laughed
I knew they’d fall right back in line —
Once they gave me the shaft!

Starlight gulped, and Starlight just leaned in closer, her lips practically brushing against his.

Then came reform, and for too long
I’ve had no fun at all
But now I’ve let my mane down
I’m about to have a ball

I’ve added many tricks since then
To my port-fo-li-o
Still nothing gets me what I want
Quite like... fel-la-ti-o~

With a crash of a cymbal, the music room came to life. The piano was joined in with drums, trumpets, guitars, accordions, and even the yovidaphone the School could never get rid of. (It was a gift from the royal family of Yakyakistan.)

Sunburst yelped as with a magical flourish, Starlight popped the buttons on her shirt, tossing it aside and exposing the deep, warm chest floof that featured in countless fantasies among her students. As the music veered from slow and sultry into a fiery tempo, Starlight’s singing voice became brash and raspy:

Now, get that bad boy out of his sheath
Let’s see what you’re packing underneath
Just let it slip, I’ll get a grip
And make you glad to skip your little trip!

Starlight Glimmer strutted and pranced before her vice-headmare, flaunting her sinfully proportioned body to wide and eager eyes. Much as Sunburst hated to admit it, his boss sat at the very top of his guilt-clop fantasy list. Her mouthwatering figure was already coaxing his dick from its sheath, just as she wanted, and those filthy lyrics from Starlight’s beautiful lips made Sunburst want to give in and get laid.

“Head”-mare Starlight aims to please
You’ll beg, but I’ll be the one on my knees
A girl’s got to eat, so give me that meat
Stuff it in, repeat, til I get your skeet

“H-how can you even dance in that skirt?” Sunburst was astounded at the sight of his foalhood friend shaking her tush in his face, and for more than one reason.

“It is a bit uncomfortable,” Starlight agreed. With a loud RRRIP, the tight black skirt soon joined the headmare’s shirt in ruins on the floor of the entrance hall. “There, that’s better!” Now as naked as the day she was born (and most other days, too,) Starlight shook her toned plot like a pole dancer, wiggling and wobbling her body in time to the music, driving the unicorn stallion to distraction as her magically animated instruments vamped in the background.

“Starlight, s-stop it!” Sunburst put his hooves over his ears, even as his stiffening dick slowly bobbed up and down, completing its journey out of its sheath and erecting ever higher between his legs. “Every time you want something out of me, you’ve always got some song that talks me into it! Now you’re being sexy, too? It’s not fair! Stop singing!”

Starlight merely snickered at this impotent demand from her very potent stud. Handsome, stiff, and utterly powerless — that’s how she liked her stallions!

If you don’t want me to sing
Just gag me with that medial ring!
There’s one sure way to shut me up
Turn ‘blah blah blah’ to gluk-gluk-gluk

I’m starved for male company
So get on top and start a-humpin’ me
Forget about our dumb home town,
Just get it up and let’s get down!

“I have to go! I have a ticket!” Sunburst protested. He sneaked towards the front door, but Starlight swiftly blocked his way.

“Nah, spread your legs and let me lick it!” she rebutted, keeping the song going despite the stallion’s best efforts.

“I’m on my way to Sire’s Hollow!” Sunburst declared firmly.

“Just hear me out, two words: ‘I swallow!’”

“My mother will be worried sick!”

“Your mum’s not going to suck your dick!”

“Yeah, about that...” Sunburst mumbled sheepishly.

“Huh?” Starlight’s spell waivered and the music came to a sudden halt with the noise of a record scratch.

“N-nothing! Keep singing!” Sunburst waved his hooves frantically, trying to change the subject.

Starlight cackled with joy. With her quarry’s resistance finally worn down, she twirled, leapt, tapped her hooves, and brought her proposal to its finale, singing her way irresistably into Sunburst’s heart.

Listen bub, I don’t want no half chub
Let’s do things they can’t show on The Hub!
It starts with you, it starts with this,
It ends with a stinky, cum smeared kiss!
Our students have all run along
Now it’s time to educate that dong
Put your penis in its proper place
And fuck my fucking fuckslut fuckhole FAAACE!

Starlight dropped to her knees and stuck out her arms in a triumphant pose, sliding along the polished floor of the School and docking directly beneath Sunburst’s front legs. His fully erect dick booped her right in the muzzle, dribbling a long strand of precum onto her lips.

“Mmm, I’ll take that as a yes,” Starlight murmured just as her song’s final drum fill ended. She lowered her head and wrapped her lips around the shaft.

“Oh, Starlight...” Sunburst moaned as the first tender suck was gifted to his flare. He wasn’t a virgin, albeit only because he worked with some of the most promiscuous mares in Equestria. But even Fluttershy’s gentlest cock-kisses couldn’t compare to the wet, warm, welcoming mouth that pampered and worshipped his staff with its swirling, spiraling sucking motions. The inexperienced stallion been warned many times not to put his dick in crazy, but nopony had ever said anything about reformed crazy!

“Mmm...” Starlight savoured the scent of the air beneath Sunburst’s barrel as she worked her mouth round and round his flare. She’d been fully resigned to struggling with the unwashed sweat of an unhygenic nerd, and was pleasantly surprised by the clean taste of his cock and a masculine but not overwhelming smell. She reached up an eager hoof and gently stroked the large, hairless orange balls Sunburst kept hidden under his cape.

“Whoa, do you moisturize?” she burst out. “You’re softer down here than I am!”

“It gets itchy and sweaty under the cape otherwise...” Sunburst admitted.

Starlight Glimmer got her tongue lapping against those soft, jostling nuts and drew a line of wetness all the way up Sunburst’s shaft. “You’ve got a really thick cock,” she told him, “but I bet I can deepthroat it. Do you think I should try?”

“I-I-I-”

“Trick question! I don’t care what you think!” Sunburst pushed her mouth forward and plunged smoothly downwards until her lips kissed the bulging ball sack she’d just been licking. Sunburst let out a long moan of pleasure, and Starlight pulled almost all the way back, only to plunge herself down to the root on the nicest cock she’d ever sucked.

Sunburst’s eyes glazed over with pleasure, yet his heart nearly stopped when he heard the creak of hinges and saw the grand entrance door slowly opening before him. With a desperate cast of his magic, Sunburst grabbed a tympani out of the music room and hovered the bulky drum between Starlight and the door, blocking the unwelcome visitor’s view of their tryst.

Trixie poked her head through the door and slipped inside the entrance hall. The guidance counselor soon noticed Sunburst and stared suspiciously at the hovering drum before her.

“What was that musical racket Trixie heard?” she demanded to know.

Sunburst desperately tapped on the tympani to mask the loud and messy gulping sounds coming from his crotch. “I was, erm, testing out the instruments! To see if we needed to buy any replacements for next year!”

“Trixie doubts that! She distinctly heard uptempo singing and internal rhymes!” All at once Trixie’s eyes widened. “Has Starlight finally accepted Trixie’s brilliant idea to turn the School of Friendship into a cabaret dinner theatre in the summer months?”

Sunburst frantically kept the tympani between Starlight and Trixie as the blue unicorn slowly walked around him, eyeing him up. “Alright, Trixie, you got me,” he confessed. “I was singing, but it wasn’t uptempo at all. It was a slow and thoughtful solo about what how wonderful it is to see our students grow and change!”

Trixie rolled her eyes. “Boring! Trixie always skips those!”

“Why are you here, Trixie?” asked Sunburst. “Didn’t you just say that you were off to Las Pegasus, and that all of us ‘losers’ could ‘choke on your dust?’” He shuddered, as beneath him, Starlight deliberately choked herself on something much more solid than dust.

“Trixie forgot her third favourite hat in her office,” Trixie admitted. “Just a moment, and then my dust will be free for the choking.” With a toss of her mane and a sway of her hips, Ponyville’s top drama queen sashayed into her office off the entrance hall and began her search.

Sunburst gratefully dropped the heavy drum with a loud boom, even as Starlight Glimmer kept bobbing her head on his cock without a care. “Are you crazy??” he whispered. He pointed at the guidance counselor’s office, where Trixie was mercifully hidden for the moment. “She’s right over there!”

“Eh, Trixie’s seen it all,” Starlight shrugged, letting the vast and veiny shaft of her latest conquest slip out of her throat. “You wouldn’t believe what we used to do in that carvan of hers.”

“I haven’t seen it all!” Sunburst burst out, “And she shouldn’t see my dick!”

Starlight giggled. “Just let me throat you, and there won’t be any dick for her to see!”

“That’s not what I—glaaah...” Sunburst couldn’t do anything but moan as Starlight leaned in to his crotch and sheathed him to the nuts in one smooth motion, her neck swelling in the shape of his cock. He saw the light go out in Trixie’s office, and hardly managed to regain enough sanity to lift up the tympani in his magic and once again hide the delectable goings-on.

Trixie trotted back towards the front door, hovering her hat carefully atop her mane as she did. “Hot Trixie Summer officially begins now!” the blue unicorn declared. “Las Pegasus awaits! Once again, Trixie invites any and all losers to kiss her plot!”

“Nnnngh...” Sunburst moaned and closed his eyes, shielding himself from the sight of that very kissable plot. His mind raced at Starlight’s naughty hint about Trixie’s caravan, and he fantasized about being trapped in that cramped space overnight, forced to smooch Trixie’s plump blue rump while Starlight swallowed him with vicious suction.

Trixie slowly turned and looked at Sunburst with concern. “Are you OK, Sunburst?” she asked. “You look like you’re about to explode!”

That meddlesome mare didn’t know how close she was to the truth! “I’m fine, Trixie! Have a g-g-reat summer!” Sunburst called out, barely able to keep the tympani squarely between them thanks to the force of Starlight’s furiously bobbing head.

“Trixie will have a great and powerful summer, thank you!” With one final sniff, the egotistical counselor finally left the School and shut the huge door behind.

Sunburst frantically tossed the tympani into a corner, locked each lock, slammed each bolt in place, and cast a dozen magic barrier spells on the door, all as Starlight gave his dick a premium massage with the back of her throat. Sadly, he hadn’t thought ahead: casting spells while getting his cock sucked drained his mind, his body and most of all his willpower. Finally protected from further intrusion, all he wanted to do was lay on a couch and let Starlight Glimmer have her way with him.

With an especially noisy schlurp and a jabbing tongue motion down the base of his cock, Sunburst’s eyes rolled back in his head. Starlight Glimmer brought his weakened body easily to the verge of climax, only to pull back and let him ride the edge. Garbled whinnies and groans came from his lips as he helplessly bucked his hips against Starlight’s face, making her giggle with every slap of his balls against her chin.

Yet a faint noise in the distance left Sunburst nervous once again. “D-do you hear something?” he asked, his senses pulled from purest heaven back to Equestria by the ominous sound of impending doom.

“Glrk,” Starlight shrugged. Her body jostled up and down, enthusiastically bouncing her gullet upon Sunburst’s cock, even as distant vibrations swiftly became loud thundering hoofsteps.

Sunburst tried to ignore the sounds and found himself once more cresting the peak of pleasure, when his painstakingly reinforced door was smashed to tinder! Yona the yak burst through into the entrance hall, violently becoming the first School of Friendship alumni to return to campus after graduation.

“GWAAAH!” Sunburst screamed, from a mixture of surprise and frustration.

“Hello, Yona.” Starlight quickly hovered an open book in front of Sunburst’s bobbling erection, slurping globs of stringy saliva from her muzzle as the two aroused ponies faced their former student with forced smiles. “What brings you back?”

“Yona forgot lucky pencil!” With a powerful hoof the yak lifted the toppled tympani and looked underneath it. “Not there! Yona check Rarity’s classroom next!” In a moment, she was crashing her way down a hallway.

Sunburst pressed his hooves against his face as hard as he could. “We’re never going to finish!” he moaned, as his dick squeezed out a thick tube of frustrated precum to dangle and drop right onto Starlight’s tongue.

“Oh, honey, did you think you’d be getting off already?” Starlight snickered. “You’ll finish when I let you finish. Now, while Yona’s ripping up that classroom, I should just have enough time for a hot, steamy kiss on each of your nuts.” Starlight lowered her head and passionately made out with each hefty, shifting orb, lashing it with her tongue as her lips closed on the twitching meat.

“Fuck, oh fuck, Starlight, that’s so good...”

“Uh-oh!~” Starlight lowered her floating book in the nick of time to hide Sunburst’s dribbling erection, as Yona rushed out of Rarity’s now trashed classroom. “Weird to be in school when nocreature else is around!” the yak declared.

“Y-yes, weird, yes,” Sunburst agreed impatiently. “Did you find your pencil?”

“Not yet! Yona must have left it in library!” Yona dashed off down another hallway, leaving Sunburst once again at the mercy of Starlight’s oral torment.

“Left... and right...” The kisses were so soft they burned. Sunburst’s mind was melting! “Oh, Starlight, please, please...”

“Keep begging for mercy,” Starlight giggled, “it reminds me of old times!” She blew warm air gently onto Sunburst’s boiling nut sack. “Now, which one of you boys is going to cook up the most hot, sticky nut for my supper? Hrm, it looks like Lefty is a little bigger, but Righty’s throbbing harder, I think he has the fighting spirit.”

“Maybe Yona left pencil in dorm room!” The yak bounded back into the entrance hall, then ran towards the dorms with endless energy.

“The dorms, eh?” Starlight raised an eyebrow to her trembling victim. “She’ll be in there for a while. I think that’s good for a deepthroat or two.”

Sunburst’s moans became full fledged sobs as the relentless teasing continued. “P-please, I can’t take it... Oooh... fuuuck... Staaarliiight... Starlight, she’s coming back!”

“Yep, Yona left it in pencil sharpener!” Yona rushed into the hall holding up a pencil in one hoof. Starlight Glimmer instantly stood and maneuvered her body to block her former student from the sight of Sunburst’s rampantly dribbling dong. Sunburst was grateful for the aid, until he realized that Starlight’s tail was flagged high, giving him the perfect view of that slick, winking, oh so tight pussy.

The teasing never stopped! Sunburst could hardly keep from rearing up and burying himself in the gripping sleeve of his Headmare, even though he was so worked up he knew he’d prove a one pump chump, shooting his load deep inside her on the first thrust.

“Geeze, how come it always in last place Yona looks?” the yak complained.

“Since you’ve found it, why don’t you—waaagh!” Sunburst cried out with frustration as with a mighty crunch Yona casually snapped the pencil between her powerful teeth, crushing it into splinters. “You— That—”

“There, all gone!” Yona spit the shattered shards of wood into a nearby trash bin. “Old Yakyakistan tradition! Smash all school supplies after graduation!”

“How cultural!” Starlight beamed with a smile, swishing her tail in Sunburst’s face as she quietly slid her own ripped clothing underneath a table.

“V-very interesting!” Sunburst whimpered through grinding teeth, his ponut puckering like mad as his nose sampled Starlight’s arousal and his dick quivered on the very edge of orgasm.

“Bye bye, now!” Both ponies waved at the yak as she trotted out the remains of the doorway.

“That’s it!” Sunburst growled the instant Yona disappeared. “You can tease me all you like, but we’re taking this to your office, where nocreature can possibly interr—oh, hello, Pinkie Pie, come the fuck on in!”

“Whoa, nice redecorating, guys!” Pinkie opined as she sproinged into the School through its shattered doorway. “That door was really messing up the feng shui!”

“And what did you forget, Pinkie?” Starlight asked her testily. Even the unflappable Headmare seemed to be losing her patience with these constant interruptions.

“Huh? I didn’t forget anything!” Pinkie put a hoof to her chin. “Ooh, maybe I forgot what I forgot! Spooky!”

“WHY ARE YOU HERE?” Sunburst screamed.

“Oh, my Pinkie Sense told me a song was happening at the School, and when me and Cheese feel a song coming on, it usually means we’re about to have some extra naughty rumpy-pumpy, so we thought we’d come see what kind of pervs were bonking in the classrooms, and it turned out it was you two!” Pinkie cheerfully explained. “Cheese, look — I told you it was them! You owe me five bits!”

Cheese Sandwich staggered into the entrance hall, panting as sweat dripped from his body. “Pinkie,” he gasped, “I’m really upset that you stopped having sex with me to gallop across town and see what your perverted friends were doing!”

“No problem, baby, we can pick up where we left off!” Pinkie cheerfully raised her tail for her coltfriend. “Let’s see... previously on My Little Pinkie, you’d defeated the eeevil Professor Cervix, and you were just about to drop some hard working swimmers off at the foal factory!”

“I finished, Pinkie! You sproinged off my dick just as I started cumming, and I nutted on the carpet! I’m very angry with y—ooh, that’s nice...” In a moment, the livid stallion was silenced by the eagerly slurping mouth of his talented marefriend, who swiftly brought him back to full mast with the slurping of her tongue on his juice coated dick.

Starlight Glimmer thoroughly approved of such an approach to taming hot-headed males, yet she was an educator first and foremost, and she had to think of the School’s reputation. “Now, Pinkie, I’ve warned you before about sex on school property,” she stated sternly.

“Oh, I see...” Pinkie spat out her fellow prankster’s cock and frowned angrily. “How convenient! It’s totally fine if you want to have fun with your super hung plaything with his droolworthy body and glorious mane—”

“Hey!” Cheese Sandwich objected, running a hoof over his own curly mane.

“—But when I sneak in to the dining hall dressed like a schoolfilly so Cheese can lick chocolate syrup off my teats, it’s ‘inappropriate’ and I’ve ‘scarred you for life!’”

Starlight sighed as she saw that her fellow perv had her over a barrel. “Alright, Pinkie, I get your point. You and Cheese Sandwich should feel free to use the school for your ‘fun’ during the summer, just so long as there are no students on the grounds.”

“Yippee zippee!” Pinkie hugged Cheese Sandwich’s dick with glee.

Starlight Glimmer turned back to Sunburst and worked her jaw, ready to begin the grand finale of her blowjob. An evil thought entered her mind, just as Sunburst’s dick entered her mouth. She worked the tip of her tongue around the dribbling, throbbing hole in her stallion’s flare as she caught Pinkie’s attention with a waving hoof.

“Pinkie, would you take a picture of me and Sunburst when he cums?” she requested. “I want to send it to Twilight, to show her that she’s not the only one who can have sticky summer fun.”

“Great idea!” Pinkie cheered. “Let’s make some memories! Bring out the sex camera, baby!”

“You got it, Pinkie!” Cheese Sandwich pulled a tripod camera out of nowhere and hid his body beneath a dark cloth, setting up the exposure. Pinkie trotted around to where the cloth draped over her coltfriend’s bare plot and happily began licking his ass and balls.

Again and again Starlight Glimmer swallowed Sunburst’s barely used horse shaft, her brow set with determination. Far from her former teasing mood, she was now determined to punish her stud for every moment he wasn’t decorating her features with his load. A guy like him had no right to still be stiff and full of cum, not after all she’d put him through! Little by little, she wore him down, until Sunburst cried out with desperation and launched rope after rope of thick, hot sperm all over Starlight’s face, his tail twitching and his barrel heaving with raspy, desperate whinnies.

The protein rich liquid swiftly glued Starlight’s eyes shut, overwhelmed her nose with its heavenly scent, sank into her mane and slathered her features until she looked like a victim of one of Pinkie’s pie fights. Starlight just grinned as she eagerly accepted the liquid approval of the male she lov— liked a lot. This massive facial was proof positive that Starlight Glimmer still had what it took to drive a stallion wild... without mind control!

“Say cheese... Sandwich is the cutest guy in Equestria!” Pinkie cheered as her coltfriend fired the flash powder and immortalized the smutty event on film. “Hey, Sunburst, we took the picture! You can stop cumming!”

Yet still Sunburst’s over-teased balls clenched and twitched, pouring out jet after jet of cum for the exclusive enjoyment of Starlight Glimmer. She licked her lips, she swallowed one mouthful after another, and still the flood kept coming, slowly diminishing to a pulsing stream of seed. It was without question the biggest load she’d ever wrung out of a single stallion. Starlight couldn’t wait to see what incredible volumes she could tease from him into her other holes!

Pinkie peeked at the picture as it slid out of Cheese’s camera, giggling at the filthy sight. “Looking good, guys! I can barely see Starlight under all that yummy goop! Do ya want me to write any hashtags on top before we send it to Twilight?”

Sunburst gasped for breath as his last droplets of sperm were forcefully sucked out of his straining pipe by his dedicated (not to say obsessive) new unicorn ball drainer. “W-what’s a hashtag?” he asked.

Pinkie shrugged. “No fucking clue!”

Starlight Glimmer giggled with glee and scraped the results of her facial into her mouth, savouring the rich, warm proof of her considerable talents. Sunburst collapsed onto the floor, fast asleep, a cute and dorky smile fluttering across his face as he encountered Starlight once again in his dreams. Sure, everything hadn’t gone precisely as she’d planned, but Sunburst was officially hers for the summer, and perhaps even beyond. Hot, hung, powerful, and easily led... Headmare Starlight couldn’t have asked for more!

Twilight Sparkle, ruler of Equestria, anxiously chewed at a hoof as she looked at the photograph from her summer pen pal. It showed Starlight Glimmer milking a huge load of sperm from a stiff cock, a broad smile visible beneath the semen that drenched her muzzle.

Oh my gosh, who is he? She thought. He’s cumming like a fountain, all over her slutty cute face! He must be new! I’ve perved on every backsack in Ponyville, but I can’t place those fat orange balls!

Contrary to the overblown letter that had started this rivalry, Princess Twilight didn’t have a harem of consorts. In fact, she hadn’t gotten laid since before she took Celestia’s place on Equestria’s throne... long before. Now she sat on that throne in a stew of her own juices, staring at the dirty picture Starlight had sent her and bemoaning her own unloved state.

Everypony’s depending on me to be a leader! I have to show I’m as strong as Celestia was! I can’t even allow one moment of vulnerability, or these damned nobles will tear me apart! Why, oh why, did I send that boastful message? Starlight’s going to want a picture back... what do I do? Oh, Twilight, you’ve Twilighted yourself into a corner once again...

“Your highness?” asked the guard standing at Twilight’s throne.

Twilight raised a hoof and tried to seem regal. “Y-yes, Veiny Spear, you may speak.”

“Long Spear, your highness.”

“Oh, of course. What is it? I know we’re approaching the end of your shift. If you’d like to leave early, I could definitely use a few minutes alone...”

Long Spear gulped, but he knew he had to do his duty. “I thought I’d let you know that sometimes Princess Celestia would ask us to help her out after she received, erm, ‘heated’ news. We’d help her out, in a ‘special’ way, if you know what I mean.”

“Oh...” Twilight considered this news. “Now that you mention it, would you please open a window? Yes, let’s get some fresh air in here! That’ll make me feel better!”

“Of course, my Princess.” Long Spear slid open a stained glass window and let the fresh mountain air of Canterlot weaken the stink of Twilight’s sloshing arousal. It wasn’t very effective...

Long Spear bowed before his beautiful Princess. “Are you certain there’s nothing else I can do for you, your highness?” he asked. “Like all of your Guards, I’m here to carry out your every command, and sworn to complete secrecy.”

Twilight bit her lip and considered the many possibilities open to the all powerful ruler of a nation. What more could she possibly want from a faithful, dedicated stallion like Long Spear?

“Thanks, but I’m good!” she stated cheerfully. “Just send in your replacement on your way out! I believe Girthy Club has the next duty shift, if I’m not mistaken.”

“Princess, if I may?” This loyal Guard wasn’t about to give up on his oblivious ruler’s well being without a fight! “At the end of our shifts, Celestia would sometimes offer us a little ‘something extra.’”

“Oh, goodness!” Twilight pressed a hoof to her lips. “Thank you for telling me! I certainly wouldn’t want you guards to think I’m less generous than Celestia was.” The princess rummaged under her throne with her magical aura and handed her guard a book. “Here you are, in appreciation for all your hard work: the gift of reading!”

Long Spear read the title aloud with disbelief. “Sombra’s Fishy Legacy: Effects of Crystal Empire Dams on Equestria’s Waterways?”

“One of my favourites!” Twilight giggled. “Of course, if you’ve already read it, just give that copy to a friend!”

“Th-thank you, your highness,” Long Spear sighed with a deep bow. “I’ll treasure it.”

Girthy Club stood outside the grand door to Princess Twilight’s throne room, waiting to relieve his comrade. He winced as Long Spear pushed the door open and a flood of warm, hormone filled alicorn pussy scent gushed into the hallway.

“Woof.” Girthy Club moaned and found himself unsheathing in an instant, the scent of his beautiful new Princess promising him delights unknown to mortal ponykind. “She’s, erm, fragrant today.”

“Eeyup,” Long Spear groaned. “Remember Celestia? It’s just going to get worse... All. Summer. Long.”

“Any luck with getting her to... you know?”

“Get ready for a long shift, bro,” was all Long Spear could say.