Yah Sukka!

by Distraught_Pony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1027

Aww hell naw!

Twilight wants to be a zebra to relate more with Zecora. So one day she activates a spell to turn her and her friends into zebras. But to Spike's misconception it was actually a stereotype spell…

Sup Bitches!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-28 12:10:17 UTC

Nigga don't even start!

Twilight was preparing the magical spell while everyone of her friends waited inside the magical circle. It had been around thirty minutes since they arrived in the tree to be transformed.

"Twilight what is taking so long, this is not a ladylike position for me to be in" said Rarity as vehemently as possible.

"One second Rarity, the transformation has to be perfect or the consequences could be dire" said Twilight as she set up a few gems on the circle.

"And once again thanks guys for volunteering for this experiment" said Twilight thankfully.

"It was an honor really, to become the first ponies of Equestria to become zebras, this will be so epic" said Applejack.

"Yea and the amount of Zebras I can party with will be huge!" said Pinkie Pie as she bounced around with excitement.

"It will be refreshing to be a Zebra for a while...." said Fluttershy softly.

"I can actually say nigga without being racist, this is so cool!" said Rainbow Dash.

The magical circle then started to glow a deep purple color. The gems on the side of the magical circle also started to shine brightly. A huge energy emanated from the circle causing a barrier of some type to seal the transformees into the circle. Twilight then jumped in before it enclosed the entire circle and was greeted by her friends inside.

"Spike speak the incantation" said Twilight with her voice a bit muffled by the barrier.

Spike got out of his seat and picked up the book, he started to read the incantation out.

"Higaboo, Digaboo, turn these Ponies into Jigaboo's" said Spike while waving his arms around in a spooky manner.

"Wait Spike what did you say? That is the wrong incantation oh Celestia did you read the one next to it!?" said Twilight in fear.

"Ugh... let's see here turn into a racial stereotype... oops!" said Spike now realizing his mistake.

The main six screamed as the transformation enveloped their very bodies. Light then exploded from the circle and blinded Spike as he flew and hit the wall. Then the light died down and Spike hit the floor. Out came the new Mane six from the circle in their new Zebrafied forms.

"Oh god what have I done? I have created six monsters!" screamed Spike dramatically.

"Weeel ay dere Pike how ya doin!?" said Twilight Sparkle.

"Oh mah gurd u so cute dere Spike'ay wacky" said Rarity as she squished his face with her hoofs.

"I.. can't.. breathe!" whimpered Spike.

"Ay Spikey! Ya know were is the nearest plantation is I have a hunkering for pulling on some tobacco!" said Applejack with her now huge buck teeth.

"Me two... I wanna pull some tobacco" said Fluttershy.

"Yo nigga I'm all up in here bitch and I don't know why I ain't riding on a low rider car right now" said Rainbow Dash in a deep monotone black voice.

Bzzzt

A portal then opened up into the wall and out came Cole Train from Gears of War!

"I feel a disturbance in the black force!" said Cole Train.

"Spike what have you done mothafucka!" said Cole Train as he held him up from the ground.

"I don't know! I just did an incantation and now this happened!" said Spike in fear.

"Fix it! this horribly racist nigga!" said Cole Train.

"Ahem, what r u doin with my man?" said Rarity being all black and shit.

"Um excuuuuuse me I am talkin with him!" said Cole Train.

"Thats it I challenge you to a rap battle!" said Rarity.

"Oh oh this lil missy think she can rap, bitch you only been black for seven minutes!"

"Pass me a mike" said Rarity as she got a random microphone from Fluttershy.

"You got nothin you just a straight up bitch niggor, you got no rigor your just so gay why don't you just hit the hay" rapped Rarity.

"Ooooh!" said the rest of the mane six.

"Look what you dragged me into Spike now under the code of blackness I am going to have to rape this bitch!" said Cole Train as he got a mike from nowhere.

"Yo I may hit the hay but the truth is you are gay, you just don't know what to say, cuz this isn't a game to play"

Then Cole Train started jump around spouting "you just got owned nigga" while the rest of the mane six started to say "oooooh!"

Then Rarity got so angry and spewed a rap so mad that I am too white to even concieve and type on this story. The rest of the mane six were surprised by Rarities linguistic skills and were mouth agaped by such a historic rapping. Cole Train got seriously and unwittingly owned.

"Man I could go for some grape soda and some watermelon and maybe some corn bread and kool-aid right now" said Rarity after rapping a storm worse then Hurricane Katrina.

"God damn it! thats it I'm gone this is your problem now Spike!" said Cole Train as he entered the portal.

"Wait don't leave me with this mess!" Spike said as the portal closed on him.

"Oh I got him good Spike!" said Rarity as she squished his body squeezing the life out of him.

"Rarity that was uhmazin!" said Twilight.

"Yah you really showed that nigga who's boss" said Rainbow Dash.

"It was so freakin good..." said Fluttershy.

"We need more rappers like you Rarity!" said Applejack.

"Wooh! dat was good!" said Pinkie Pie.

The mane six then did a celebratory hug with Rarity while Spike crawled through the many mares that were huddled together. Spike then finally stood up from the ground after going through the mares and opened the door.

"Where ya going Spike?" said Twilight Sparkle.

"Uh.. I am going to get some Watermelons and Kool-Aid and such for you guys I'll be back soon!" said Spike as he ran out of the door.

"Oh boy Kool-Aid I am thirsty! hurry back!" said Rarity.

Spike ran as fast as possible to Zecoras for a solution to this travesty.

End of part 1