Equestria Girls: Digimon Chosen

“This is it?” Rarity asked dryly. Everyone would look at the rundown building that was missing half it’s sign. Even if it was in an entirely different alphabet the humans and Spike can tell part of the sign was missing.

“This is it? Really?”

“Come on! You all gonna love it!” The group went in as the Roachmon scurried backstage as the group walked to two tables. The place was busy as various species of digimon would drink and eat, waiting for a show to appear on stage that was shown, lit by spotlight.

“OOOOO a comedy club! Oh Maud would love this place!” Pinkie shouted in awe as she looked around. The rest chuckled as the digimon around waited.

“And now! Digimon of all ages! Please welcome your comedy act, the duo of trash and bugs…The Roachmon brothers!” The three Roachmon would walk to the stage as no sound was heard, save for a lone cough in the crowd.

“Hey good to be here! Right bros?”

“Yeah! We just flew here and our wings our tired!” No one reacted, a silence filled the room, not even a cricket would make a noise since it died of boredom.

“Ahem. Well what say you bro? Are you tired?” The gold tooth Roachmon would ask the slower tall Roachmon as the latter would just stand around, drooling. More silence filled the room as the Roachmon with the gold tooth coughed nervously.

“Come on idiot it’s your turn.”

“DUUUUUUUUUR”

“These guys stink!” A heckler who appeared to be a yellow colored poop shaped creature yelled as everyone started to boo at the trio, the human group with their dog and digimon companions could only cringe at the performance. Sunset looked around, seeing the irritated digimon as she lit up.

“Oh I got an idea.” Sunset would rush near backstage as Dracomon watched her in confusion.

“What is she doing?”

“I’m not sure…” Applejack replied as the rest of the group watched, only to have growling smiles as Sunset was seen with a guitar. Sunset found spare instruments backstage, easy to get due to the increasing distraction from all the unrest and booing of the audience. Sunset would walk to the stage as she whispered in the Roachmons ears, the three of them smiling as they all nod. Everyone in the room quieted down as they saw the new creature with the guitar. She would adjust the microphone as she cleared her throat, then began to play.

“I’m walking right beside you…”

She would play her song as the Roachmon brothers would provide back up chorus. All the digimon including her group of friends would be lost in the soft melody as she continued to sing. As the song would come to a close, the club broke out in applause from all the digimon and of course Sunset’s friends. The Roachmon brothers all hugged the orange girl as they laughed in joy. The quartet would step off the stage as everyone else and them would meet outside.

“I got to say.” The Roachmon with the gold tooth started. “You quite the singer!”

“Oh! We should take her and the rest to the Armadillo Farm!”

“Oh great idea!”

“Armadillo farm?” Sunset asked as the rest also looked confused.

“Ha what do they raise armadillos or something?” Rainbow said chuckling.

“Nah! Just the boss is one.”

“Wait what?”

The Roachmon would lead the group just outside of the small town, it was apparent that this for the Bug Empire was the countryside, but this really had its description sake as everyone would come across acres of land with a barn and a little home in the distance.

“Oh…reminds me of home…” Applejack said fondly as everyone watched in wonder.

“Welcome to Armadillo Ranch!” The Roachmon brothers said in union as they led everyone deeper into the farmland approaching the house deep in the acres of green. As the group got close to the farmhouse, everyone would see a yellow colored armadillo resting on the front porch wearing a brown stetson as it relaxed before its attention turned to the group.

“Well howdy boys!”

“OH SO CUTE!” Flluttershy hopped in place with a big smile as she saw what was before her. A yellow armadillo creature with green eyes and brown stetson as the creature walked to the group.

“Howdy all. Strange kind of digimon you folks are.” The yellow armadillo creature said. Applejack held her digivice as Fanbeemon looked at him. A profile would appear.

“Armadillomon. A rookie, mammal digimon.” Applejack was startled by Fluttershys face as she would stare at the yellow digimon.

“He’s so cute…”

“Aw.” Patamon would huff as Fluttershy picked him up. She patted his head as she giggled. “Oh you are too. He he.”

“Darn right. Hmph.” Fluttershy would just giggle as Armadillomon looked at the Roachmon brothers.

“What do you want.”

“Whoa whoa whoa! We are just here to show them around the farm! One of these humans really helped us out!”

“Yeah huh!” The taller Roachmon would agree in his garbled speech as Armadillomon looked at everyone then smiled.

“Well I suppose that’s alright. Come on now!”

The group would follow the little armadillo as he slowly, but surely showed everyone around his farm.

“Reminds me of home.” Applejack smiled as she looked around.

“You lived on a farm?” Fanbeemon asked as he flew by her. She would nod in reply.

“Sure do. Well kind of. It’s not like this, but within our lot it might as well be our own little farm. Always thought it be nice to have some acres to ourselves though.”

“I knew you seem kin like there strange creature.” Armadillomon stepped in before continuing. “It’s a quiet life, but a nice one.” Everyone would see a new creature as everyone explored. Rows of fields full of vegetables were seen as a winged horse with a red helmet and horn would pull carrots out with his mouth and throw them into a wheel barrel.

“That…that’s weird. Seeing that is…wow.” Sunset asked as she seemed dazed leaving the digimon confused while the humans seemed to either laugh or even sympathetic at her reaction. Rainbow held her digivice as Hawkmon looked at the creature.

“Unimon. A holy beast, champion level digimon.”

“Just an alicorn digimon.” Sunset said aloud, but any further comments were stopped as everyone heard a loud squeal.

“HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL.” Fluttershy exclaimed as jumped in place.

“Chill Fluttershy.”

“That there is my farmhand, Unimon.” Armadillomon explained. “Hey! Come say hi to our guests.” Unimon would look at the group as he trotted over to the group. Sunset look a bit off put while everyone else was enamored. Patamon in particular out of the digimon would stare in admiration.

“Well hello there.” The alicorn digimon greeted. “Guests I take it?”

“Yep. You know how those Roachmon are. They brought them here, so I’m showing them around.”

“I see.” Unimon would see Patamon just staring at him as he put his head down to be eye level with him.

“Stare any more and your eyes will fall out youngin.”

“Sorry…”

“It’s okay.”

“You okay little guy?”

“Oh uh yeah.”

“What’s up?”

“I think I know why.” Hawkmon said. Everyone looked at the bird digimon as he explained.

“Well they are both holy digimon.”

“Yeah.” Dracomon continued. “All of us never met another digimon of our kind, barring Tuskmon for myself. Only Patamon had fellowship back at home with the Sistermon for they too were holy types.”

Fluttershy would scoop him up in her arms as she looked over Unimon with glee. Flash kinda stared at her in which she noticed.

“What?”

“Will you quit? You’re gonna get us in trouble.”

“I’m just complimenting him. He’s so beautiful!”

“But just uh. Oh..” He just groaned as he gave up trying to convince her. Sunset giggled to herself as he facepalmed. A grumbling sound was heard as everyone turned their attention towards Pinkie who just blushed and laughed it off.

“Guess I am kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda hungry.”

“Well we are running low on supplies.” Flash said as he and Applejack looked through their bags.

“Tell you what.” Armadillomon got their attention. “Unimon could use some help around the farm. If you lot help me around here I can give ya’ll some food.”

“REALLY?!” All the digimons' mouths watered as the girls even had to take a step back.

“Oh wow…and I thought I slobbered.” Spike commented, impressed.

“Well let’s get to it everyone.” Applejack declared as everyone went to go help. Fluttershy would stop as she noticed Patamon wasn’t with the group.

“Patamon?” She looked back and saw him playing around on Unimon’s back with the latter just letting him have his fun.

“Aww…so sweet. I’ll just let him play for a bit.”

“We’ve tracked them to this area right?” Witchmon asked her wizard companion. He would nod as he looked around as they sat on her flying broom.

“Let’s check out that comedy club. Only place in these backwoods that seems promising.”