jezaries tale

It was just another ordinary day for Jezarie after Alduin's defeat. Witch was to kill some dragon's do some odd jobs for random people or a jarl Balgruuf. But today he had different plans because he had finally mastered the ethereal shout and he was planning to do something very fun in his opinion. but he had to get to the throat of the world first now may i mind you he hated climbing these fucking steps. But he thought it was all going to be worth it in the end and due to the weight of everything he was carrying it would make it very fun but I'll leave the rest of the story for Jezarie's eyes...

"Well... fuck." I really hated climbing these steps to get to the top of this fucking mountain I really do. But where are my manners my name is Jezarie I am a very talented kajit in many craft. The list is long so you will find out later but where was I? I was walking up these god forsaken steps for a few hours now. And not to forget the path that I had to climb as well but after a little bit I was at the top of this god forsaken mountain. I was very sore mainly my legs and back hurt the cold wind was strong enough for me to feel its chill through my nightingale armor. this place had many memories I had beaten Alduin here and become the greatest of the Dov. Parthurnax was no longer here. He really helped me a lot to defeat alduin. I still don't know where the old bastard is now?

But time to get those thoughts aside where was I? Oh yes I was standing on the peak of the throat of the world I got my shout ready and yelled the words "FEIM ZII GRON!!!" ran and jumped off the mountain. Yes, this is why i had gone through all this time to jump off the throat of the world. And it was pretty fun. I was enjoying the fall but when I hit the ground I felt like I didn't stop but I kept going everything went black.

Then I noticed the effect of the shout wore off and I knew then I would be in trouble. But even more strange was after a few minutes of being in the dark everything just snapped back in but it was night time. Odd I remembered that when I jumped it was day but that was not the case I was still falling. I was also seeing the ground coming into view. At that moment I knew this wasn't going to end well and I said "Well... Shit." gotta change what I say every now and then right but as I hit the ground I didn't die but I noticed I was in a forest right before I fell unconscious.

I was starting to regain consciousness but I felt something that I dont remember. I was in a bed and a very comfortable one at that so I tried to go back to sleep. Until I heard feminine voices in front of me. Of course I wouldn't really care because the beast blood didn't let me get good sleep a lot so if any one get between me and my sleep they get a face full of fus ro dah. I was just about to drift off into a deep sleep again until I felt something poke me. I just shrugged it off and tried to sleep again until I was poked again but a little harder now. This time I rolled over so my back was facing what ever poked me. Then I was poked again and this time I gave my warning of "If you poke me again you won't like it." for a minute the voices stopped and I was on the verge of falling asleep until I was poked again. This time I shot up into a sitting position looked in the direction of what ever was poking me and shouted "FUS RO DAH!" sending a powerful wave at those who dared disturb my sleep. But to my shock I was looking at a bunch of... colorful ponies? there were six of them all spread out across the room due to my dragon shout.

They all looked at me with a look of shock and awe at me and that is when I spoke up "Next time dont wake me up damn it." I then plopped my self back on the bed and tried to go back to sleep until something pushed me off the bed and pinned me on the floor. To my shock even more not the fact that the pony was blue with a rainbow mane but it had wings that made it a pegasus.

" Hey whats the big idea? Who do you think you are." it clearly looking pissed off but I wasn't going to take that shit I was the Dovakin, the Dragonborn. I'm not gonna take this shit from a pony. So I head butted the pegasus causing it to loosen its grip on my arm's and push it off me. I grabbed it's by it neck. I got up and held it up by its neck I looked into its eyes and I could see fear but with a mix of courage. May I remind you I wasn't choking it I just had it in a grip that it couldn't escape. It did struggle in my grip but I have killed dragons with my bare hands so there was no way it could escape. But I replied  to the pegasus's question by saying in a cold tone.

"who am I? who am I you ask? I am Jezarie,dovakin,dragonborn!" shouting at the last part the six ponies looked at me, now with confusion but I asked my question now "Now who do you think you are to disturb my sleep?"  the pegasus in my arms now began to draw her front leg back and tried to punch me in the face but I easily blocked it with one hand. I now looked at the pegasus in the eyes with a look that could kill if looks could kill. I could now see immense fear in the Pegasus's eyes but more shock when I put it on the ground gently. It looked at me with utter confusion until I said " You are quite brave, I respect that. But you have much to learn if you want to scare me. and who knows if you get on my good side I might teach you a few things." I said now  giving the Pegasus a smile. It still looked at me in confusion until I asked it "So what is your name? It is very rare to have someone brave enough to stand up to me." the pegasus looked at me still a bit confused until it said.

"My name is Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in Equestria." the pegasus said with confidence in her voice. Well at least I figured out gender that is a start.

"Well it is an honor to meet you Rainbow Dash, my name is Jezarie i am Dovakin or in your tongue Dragonborn" i said.

"Um... what is a dragonborn? Mr Jezarie was it?" the purple unicorn asked wait a fucking purple unicorn this is getting fucking weird "First please do not call me Mr. Second what is your name?" i asked sitting my self down on the bed "Well my name is Twilight Sparkle you've already met Rainbow Dash." she said nodding towards Rainbow Dash " Now we have Applejack" she said pointing her hoof towards an orange and blond pony.

"Its a pleasure to meet you, Jezarie was it." I responded with a nod.

"Then we have Rarity." Twilight then pointed her hoof towards a white unicorn with a purple mane.

"How can you wear such a dreadful outfit.?" she said pointing a hoof at my nightingale armor.

"Well this isn't for style this is meant to protect me and blend me in with the shadow's." I said bluntly I was some what offended by what she said about my armor, this was one of my favorites.

" Next we have pinkie." she said pointing a hoof towards a bouncing pink pony who's mane was darker pink mane.  "hellomynameispinkiewhatareyoudoyoulikepartiesihavetothoughtyouawellcomepartywhydoyoulooklikeacatwillyoupurifiscratchbehindyourear?. she said all in one breath I simply replied with.

"Yes." almost immediately did I regret that because she began to scratch behind my ear "No dont purrrrrrrrrr touch me purrrrrrrrrr there purrrrrrrrrr." pinkie then stopped scratching behind my ear. Twilight just rolled her eyes.

"Now we have Fluttershy." she said pointing her hoof at nothing. She then looked at the door where a yellow and pink pegasus who now was trying to make a run for the door but was enveloped in a purple aura. I looked around then saw the same aura around Twilight's horn.

"Epppp." was all the pegasus got out I just nodded my head.

" So back to my first question what is a dragonborn?" twilight asked.

a/n I apologies for not making these corrections earlier i will defiantly continue but im gonna need some help with editing.