A New Pet Cat Named Neferpitou

"Talk"
'Thought'
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"I win, I win, Hahahahah!~"

At the center of all things chaos, the Lord of Chaos and Spirit of Disharmony himself, known as Discord, could be seen in the middle of slipping and sliding happily through the dirt floor, which was turned into water and soap, he laughs and dances in celebration of his victory

"With them unable to use their Elements of Harmony, I'm finally free to do whatever I want, Hehe!~"

Though as Discord continues to slide and dance around, randomly snapping his fingers and turning everyone and everything into his own version of chaos, he suddenly stopped himself like a car when he heard the sound of a heart, not to mention a power he was completely unfamiliar with

"Oh?~"

Discord looks towards the direction of the sound and power, which lead to a cave he was about to pass by and most likely carelessly turned into something that made no sense to anyone, but he couldn't help but rub his white beard in curiosity, no doubt wanting to know what he just heard and felt

"Nothing wrong with a little exploring~"

Discord was suddenly in a Indiana Jones costume, whip and hat and all, once prepared and excited, he wasted no time entering the cave, very interested in what he will find

"My my, it sure is dark."

Discord pulls out his blue horn and it suddenly turns into a bright fire torch, which instantly lights up the entire dark cave, allowing the Draconequus to see much more clearly

"Much better~"

Though once Discord had light, he was instantly met with a green organic sack that just simply hanged on the ceiling of the cave, which made him make a face of pure disgust almost immediately

"Ugh, I'm gonna be sick…"

Discord then opens up his mouth and vomited out rainbows, which tiny leprechauns ponies spawned from at the end of the rainbow, running away while carrying a pot of gold with them, he wiped his face cleaned after he finished and just looked at the green gross sack with a raised eyebrow

"Gross yes, but this is definitely the one with the strange power, not to mention also alive apparently."

Discord rubbed his beard curiously as he took a closer look at what he was seeing right in front of himself

"Strange to see something so strong despite having no magic, I mean it's not unheard of, but I can't think of anyone as seemingly powerful as this thing right here."

Discord then glanced up at the ceiling of the cave, noticing two other green sacks were also hanging from there, though it looked popped and empty compared to the one he was in front of now

"And it seems that there might be more than one, hm."

However, before Discord could think of the possibility of more powers like what he was already sensing, the same said power started to pulsate, as a heart beats again, which made him look back at the big green sack that wasn't empty, though judging from it shaking and jiggling, it was probably gonna be, which made him smirk to see

"Heh, well, I guess I don't mind a little fun, especially after taking down the six puny ponies so easily~"

Discord slammed his lion and eagle fist together, which was suddenly covered in boxing gloves, which seemed fitting for his whole 'Fighter Clothing' he was currently wearing

"Come on, show me, a Lord of Chaos and Spirit of Disharmony, what you got, your power against mine~"

When the very over confident and ready to throw down Discord said this, the green sack finally popped open and something fell onto the floor, or to be more accurate, 'Someone', and from what the Spirit of Disharmony could see, this certain someone had landed on their insect like knees, which gave him a good view and see that this person had clothes on, despite being born just right now, wearing blue button up sweater, orange stripe shorts and socks, plus simple shoes, not only that, but he also noticed that this person was part cat, judging by their cat ears and tail, though what really stood out to him, which made come here in the first place, was her power, yes he was able to tell that this person was female, and her power was much more potent and all over the place, which was even enough to make him flinch when she suddenly turn her head and glance at him, though despite seeing more than expected, he still wore his arrogant and smiling expression

"You know why I'm here, so give it to me!~"

Discord bounce on his feet, while punching the air in front him, no doubt very ready and excited to get started, however, instead of facing someone who wanted to do battle with him, the cat girl instead just faced the Lord of Chaos fully, before completely bowing and prostrate herself to him, much to his surprise

"I am known as Neferpitou, and starting today, I shall become your most loyal Royalguard and servant, so please, my King, let me serve you and fulfill any wishes you have, use me as any way you see fit."

This kitty cat, also known as Neferpitou, spoke with absolute submission and loyalty towards Discord, much to his wide eye shock, as he was not at all expecting to hear or see what he did today, not one single bit

"... Well… I guess I always saw myself as more of a cat person than a dog person, huh…"
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Takes place after he defeated Twilight and made all of her friends turn into big jerks.
(Yes, Menthuthuyoupi and Shaiapouf do exist, I'm not sure about Meruem though, your thoughts on that?)