The End

by SixLeggedHorseOfOdin

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Fetish, Science Fiction, Comedy, My Little Pony: A New Generation, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Profanity, Opaline, Princess Celestia
Length: 1793

It's the end of everything, so the Alicorns and two Aliens have a chat.

After all the friendships, love, and happiness, it's time to say goodbye to everything. The Universe is about to go through heat death.

Published 2023-08-20 11:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-08-20 11:40:01 UTC

The End

She looked at the ship's hoof and magic-based controls.

She needed to land, but the problem was they weren't working that well, she could barely steer or change ignition.

She let the ship just smack down on the dirt.

She walked through the ship looking at her library (she loved books), it would be gone before she even read half a chapter.

The Former Unicorn, now Alicorn was about to witness a once in universe lifespan event and this was the big one, the end of the Universe, and this place was according to the universe's remaining scientists a hundred years back the best place to witness it. The Final End.

The Universe was experiencing Heat Death.

It was over but the fireworks as they say?

She fiddled with the door before just deciding to open it with a burst of magic.

The Purple Smart as some called her walked out after she sent the door flying off the planet.

The Purple Alicorn started marching toward her final destination.

Suddenly she saw Candace the Pink Alicorn she remembered from her foal hood. They looked into each other eyes and ran toward one another.

They did the Dance, “Butterflys Butterflys, ladybugs awake clap your hoofs and do a little shake.”

And then they laughed and then Candace asked her cordially, “How has the end of the universe been treating you?”

Twilight yelled, “Fine, had to blow my door up to get out of my Spaceship. Could Shinning Armor make it?”

Cadence told her, “He had an existential breakdown two years back!”

Twilight said, “Frankly I wish Spike could have become immortal, he lived a long time but I have gone hundreds of millennia without him.”

Cadence, “Flurry is there though”

Twilight stated, “As Flutter would say, 'Yay...'”

They walked.

They came to a rocky place on the almost featureless world.

Suddenly three Alicorns walked up to the two.

One was a white Alicorn with Pink, Blue and Green Hair, another was Dark Purple Alicorn with White and light green hair, and a dark blue Alicorn with a black spot on her flank with hair like the night sky once was.

Celestia, Opaline, and Luna looked at them and smiled.

Twilight looked at them, “How are you guys?”

Opaline stated, “Still reformed and still kicking butt!”

Celestia muttered, “Still friends with my sister, even if she did kick me in the face?”

Luna muttered, “Still waiting for forgiveness for being woken up from an exciting dream?”

Suddenly there was a teleportation and a sixth pony showed up.

The Pink Alicorn with Purple Hair and Blue streaks.

She said coolly, “Hey Twi?”

Twilight ran and hugged the adult Flurry.

Twilight stated, “O.M.G. This is the best.”

Suddenly there was a loud commotion as a rumbling sound came from far away and began to come closer, “I AM NOT LATE FOR THE UNIVERSE ENDING HORSE GIRLS!” said the loud voice of Zorg (identity will be fully revealed in a future fanfiction plus a stand-alone story which will be published as Of Lizzards and Humans ( Liz-zärds))

A huge Bipedal Dinosaur which looked like an anthropomorphic Crocodile came racing towards them. He was even big for his species which stood 8 to 12 feet tall, him basically being almost as big as the mighty dragons of lore were.

Zorg immediately stopped, he was a huge purple creature with Cyborg implants, originally created to be the leader of his race.

“Hey,” said Celestia.

Opaline stated, “Oh, Colt.”

Luna used her dramatic voice, “The Fun has been much increased!”

Twilight asked, “Who are you again?”

Flurry replied for Zorg, “He's the guy who we made first contact with when Sprout launched his faster-than-light ship.”

Twilight stated, “Also the guy who used a bunch of ponies as cannon fodder in his war.”

Zorg looked and ask, “Wait you can't still be mad, it's been over Quadrillions of years and was a completely legal war and righteous war, the Theocratic Empire attacked the Syndicate first.”

Twilight stated back, “You also took advantage of our new race status to control our planet and draft millions of ponies and other creatures.”

Celestia said lovingly, “And he did have a righteous war he was fighting.”

Opaline stated, “I got to kick butt.”

Flurry said, “Whatever happened to Supreme Priest Smeg?”

Zorg said, “He was locked in a Galactic Prison with his life extended to live out his sentence. He might still be alive, which since was freaky perverted Genocidal Maniac is a little scary, isn't that right little bird?”

The Neglacrain (Alien Bird People) (More will be explained in the material previously mentioned) wondered off his head and glided to the ground and looked up at him and said, “For the uncountable number of times please stop calling me little bird?”

Trill as they were called then looked at them, the white third-gender intersex bird wearing a blue jumpsuit looked and said to the ponies, “Smeg disappeared after leaving galactic prison shortly after the combining of the Milky Way and Andromeda into a single Galaxy called Milkdromeda and the final extinction of Humans and Lizzards.”

Flurry asked, “I thought you killed him?”

Zorg stated, “I was gonna but the Galactic Council Police got to him before my agent, trust me, I had no pity for him?”

Flurry replied, “I thought being arrested and put in prison for that long a time was euphemism?”

Zorg raised his pointer finger and stated, “Nope.”

Cadence asked, “Flurry are you still angry over the Gold Fish?”

Flurry answered, “I forgot what a Goldfish even was?”

Twilight laughed, “Oh colt, you are funny Flurry!”

Flurry muttered to herself, “I actually meant that.”

Twilight muttered, “Oh...”

Opaline said, “It's been more than what most of us thought would be eternity of course you can forget things, although I will never forget Hitch and Zipp and how they helped me finally become a good Pony.”

Flurry stated, “Dawww!”

Trill said, “We should get looking at the sky, it's getting to the point where we should be seeing some effects.”

They all looked up and Twilight asked, “What's gonna happen after it ends?”

Zorg stated, “According to all the Good Scientists I asked, It will happen all over again only differently, like that human video game with the guy with the red cap?”

Trill stated, “That was a series of video games with one game where that happened.”

Zorg replied, “I also remember it having annoying music?”

Twilight asked furthermore, “So I will exist again, but maybe I will be the identity Sunset Shimmer had?”

Zorg replied, “You'll be everyone you were before you were you too and you'll only be you if you and your species exist.”

Celestia said, “I hope to have a partner who is not my sister and not platonic?”

Zorg joked, “I hope your sister is platonic?”

Trill muttered, “Ew, please don't?”

Zorg stated, “Your way too affected by that shit for an immortal, and can you finally tell me where my smut went?”

Trill said, “I shot it out the Air Lock because of you consistently making people read that crap?”

Twilight said, “How much smut was it, you?”

Trill stated, “A whole lot! And crazy stuff too?”

Twilight said, “I have some smut on my ship's library?”

Trill stated questioningly, “How much and what type?”

Twilight stated, “Two books of short stories, a book of dirty poems, and vanilla.”

Opaline stated, “I don't even have vanilla smut?”

Zorg stated, “Wait only three books? And no totally insane stuff? How then did you watch people react if it was just normal stuff?”

Flurry stated, “Gods above like how could you even need more than one book?”

Zorg muttered, “Prudes...”

Trill suddenly looked off in a direction and asked no one it appeared, “No I am not going to confess my love to Zorg, he's gay anyway.”

Zorg state at the completely out-of-the-blue outburst, “Who is this you've been talking to for years and why are they on this planet?”

Trill said, “And you'll never know...”

Twilight wanted to ask too for reasons.

The effects got wilder in the sky and suddenly darkness started creeping in around them.

Cadence said, “Up it looks like we are going to start popping every creature.”

Trill looked at Zorg who was suddenly having his tech short out, “So you got anything to say, I find this as pointless as everything else in the Universe and am not going to make something of it, the Universe if it's meant for anything is meant to be enjoyed, not contemplated.”

Opaline went pop and no longer existed!

Zorg stated robotically, “Agreed.”

Cadence said, “So have you just enjoyed doing what you want?”

Zorg replied in a monotone, “Yeah, that's what I have done since I left the Syndicate?”

Cadence asked, “So may I ask how many people you've hurt?”

Zorg replied, “None, I have never wanted to hurt people in my entire existence?”

Trill said, “Me neither.”

Cadence then inflated a little and popped out of existence.

Flurry said, “Hopefully I am next, so Zorg, you lived a non-hedonistic life despite not really believing in much?”

Zorg said, “Well, I just never felt like doing anything to hurt others since I stopped being a hatchling. What about you?”

Flurry stated, “I don't know, I always thought there would be a meaning?”

Zorg asked, “The Question is, what is a meaning really?"

Flurry muttered, “And now I am about to pop.”00

And Flurry Popped out of existence.

Celestia continued for Flurry, “That is a wise question?”

Luna stated, “I needed to bring the Ice Cream didn't I?”

Zorg explained further as Luna popped, “Is it a meaning God gives us or some force beyond God, it's like Socrates, do the Gods state what is evil or is there something baked into even their existence?”

Then Celestia and Zorg both popped.

Twilight was left with Trill in total darkness.

Trill stated, “We've been Trolled haven't we?”

Twilight asked pointing towards the watchers, “Do you see them too, Pinky did?”

Trill started, “Yeah the audience, they are real...”

Then they popped.

Twilight was alone then, she turned towards the audience, and she started explaining, “Some of you have me really all wrong, one, I am not evil and would never hurt a friend or anyone who wasn't trying to hurt the innocent, second, I am not crazy, I sometimes get over stimulated, there's a difference, third, I most certainly am not a Foal Molester, get it through your head, I am not into creepy stuff like that, and finally if you want to know my sexuality, well I am...” Pop!

The End

And then it happened all over again differently, including that pony shit!