Unladylike Tea Party

by The Dark Wolf

Rating: mature
Tags: Ocellus, Fetish, Smolder, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human, Silverstream, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3703

Smolder, Silverstream, and Ocellus have a tea party where they do some unladylike things.

After revealing to her friends that she likes cute things, Smolder invites Silverstream and Ocellus to a tea party. They quickly learn that Smolder's idea of a tea party is a lot dirtier than they usually are. (Characters here are non-EqG humanized, and of age if they weren't before. Imagine Silverstream with a similar hairstyle to her hippogriff mane, Smolder with neck length purple hair, and Ocellus with neck length pink hair. Or maybe Fluttershy-esque hair if you prefer)

Contains: Wetting, farts. Also slight olfactophilia at the beginning and wam (wet and messy) on the wet side at the end. And stretchy ludicrous scenarios, so suspend your disbelief and just enjoy the fetish content if you are into this sort of thing.

My initial draft has a scat scene but I know those are less popular so I removed it.

I know last year I said I wouldn't write anymore, but it seems there has been a spike in MLP popularity again and someone on derpibooru loved my edits recently, so maybe things are coming along again. I still don't expect it to be very popular which is why I will disable ratings, and still am unlikely to post more stories after this, maybe with a few exceptions, and depending on the reception to this. I might be a bit rusty too since I haven't written a story for here in over a year.

Published 2023-07-21 19:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-07-21 19:30:00 UTC

A Most Unladylike Tea Party

Silverstream was very excited, for she and Ocellus were going to a tea party hosted by Smolder. It had taken until a year after graduating from high school for Smolder to admit that she liked cute things like that. Yona didn't much care for tea parties, nor Sandbar and Gallus, so it was just going to be Silverstream, Smolder, and Ocellus.

She wondered what she was going to wear. She considered putting on a dress, either a fancy one or a plain one. But then she thought, Smolder probably wasn't as fussy about this sort of thing as Rarity would be. So she decided to go to the tea party in what she was currently wearing: A tank top the same shade of pink as her hippogriff counterpart, and short tight jean shorts, with white panties underneath.

She walked out her front door and ran towards Smolder's house. It was a hot day so she was sweating, and as she ran, it occurred to her that she had not washed for three days, or changed out of this outfit for that matter. She hoped Smolder wouldn't mind. But, knowing her, she wouldn't.

...

Ocellus rang the doorbell. She was wearing a plain blue dress that went halfway down to her knees, and pink panties underneath.

Smolder opened the door, wearing a frilly pink dress.

"Wow, Smolder, you look so pretty," said Ocellus, who had never seen Smolder wear a dress before, only jeans, shorts, and other pants. Sometimes just underwear.

Smolder blushed but smiled. "Thanks, Ocellus." She led Ocellus to the table where the tea party would be. There was a large electric kettle in the center of the table full of hot water, and many water bottles for refilling, and many types of teabags.

"This looks like it'll be fun," said Ocellus.

"It'll have a few twists to it unlike any other tea parties you've seen," said Smolder with a wink. "Once Silverstream arrives, we can start."

The doorbell rang, Smolder and Ocellus answered it. Silverstream stood there. "Hi Smolder! Hi Ocellus!"

"Welcome to my tea party," said Smolder.

As Silverstream entered, she said "Wow, I didn't expect to see you so..."

"Hehe, I've been doing this longer than you know," said Smolder with a blush and a smile.

"Should I change into a pretty dress like you and Ocellus have?"

"Nah, my tea parties have no dress code. You could show up in your underwear if you want. Although, I'm sure you'd look cute in a dress, but that can be for our next tea party."

Silverstream blushed and giggled. She then sniffed her armpit. "Sorry if I smell. I was so excited I forgot to shower, and I don't think I've washed this outfit since before my last shower."

"Trust me, that won't be an issue here," said Smolder, slapping Silverstream's butt. Silverstream giggled.

So, Silverstream, Smolder, and Ocellus sat at the table. They each put a teabag they liked into their teacups, and Smolder poured the hot water from the kettle into the teacups. Once the tea was cool enough they drank it.

After the first several cups of tea, Silverstream felt a familiar pressure inside her. Being as playful and energetic as she was, she would often fart without shame, but she wasn't sure that farting at a tea party would be appropriate, so she held it in.

Ocellus was feeling something similar. Plus, she was too shy to fart in front of her friends. Unless it was silent and she was sure the smell would not reach them.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRT!

Smolder sighed of relief, and chuckled. "You don't have to be ladylike at my parties. If you have to fart, just let loose as loud as you want to!"

Silverstream smiled and let out a long, loud, wet fart. FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRT! She giggled.

Ocellus let out a silent fart. It wasn't as though they could smell it over Smolder and Silverstream's farts.

The girls kept drinking more and more tea, and Silverstream and Smolder let loose with a flurry of short, wet farts, ranging in length. Occasionally a longer fart would make its way out of them. They kept giggling at each other's farts and their own. When Smolder let out another louder, deeper-pitched, wet fart, Silverstream kicked her legs laughing, involuntarily letting a few short, wet farts.

Although Ocellus was farting silently for a while, eventually she became more confident and let out some louder farts, giggling with Smolder and Silverstream. It was fun to be less ladylike once and a while.

An hour went by, they kept drinking their tea and farting. Silverstream and Ocellus were pretty sure that Smolder had put fart powder in the water in the kettle for their tea, as they normally never farted this much unless, in Silverstream's case, she ate lots of beans or stuff with fart powder in it. Silverstream could now see why it didn't matter if she smelled bad. The fart smell was far worse, and Silverstream was sure she stunk up her shorts twice as much as before. But they didn't mind, they thought it was fun. Silverstream also thought it was funny seeing girls in pretty dresses fart, even if Smolder was normally very unladylike, and as fun as it was to fart in tight shorts, she resolved to wear a dress on their next tea party so she could be a part of that. And maybe do the third tea party in her underwear just for fun.

By the end of the hour, they had gone through all the hot water in the kettle, so Smolder refilled it with water bottles and heated it up. Shortly after they had drank their first two cups of tea afterwards, their farting subsided, as there was no longer any fart powder in the tea.

Then, Silverstream had to pee really badly from all the tea she had drank today. She held it and fidgeted for a few minutes.

"Everything all right, Silverstream?" Smolder asked.

"I have to go to the bathroom!" said Silverstream.

"Just go in your shorts," said Smolder.

"OK!" Silversteam said cheerfully. She let go and started peeing her stinky shorts. She sighed of immense relief as she wet herself, taking pleasure in the warm wetness soaking her crotch and rear end, as she flooded her chair and waterfalls of pee poured down off the chair and onto the floor below, forming a big puddle under her. She was sure Smolder wouldn't mind cleaning the puddle; after all, she was the one who told her to pee right here.

Ocellus tried hard not to fidget. She also had to pee really badly, and was too shy to say it. The hissing sound of Silverstream's golden stream spraying the fabric of her shorts, her sighs of relief, the sound of her pee hitting the floor, made Ocellus leak. Was she going to pee herself too? Silverstream was really enjoying herself and she was sure Smolder was going to pee in her dress, if she hadn't already. Ocellus was nervous about doing something that would normally be considered so embarrassing. But on the other hand... Moments ago she had fun farting with Silverstream and Smolder. Before today she wouldn't have dreamed to fart the way she did around them.

She made up her mind. She let go and peed in her dress, drenching her panties as a puddle formed under her chair. She blushed at the fact that she was deliberately wetting herself in front of her friends, but found the naughtiness of it fun, as well as the relief and the warm, wet feeling, so she let out a little sigh of relief.

Silverstream finished peeing. "Ahhh, that's better," she said. She let out a sputtering wet fart and giggled. She then felt her shorts. "Ooh, I'm so wet," she said with a smile.

"My underwear always gets wet at tea parties sooner or later," said Smolder. "Look under the table." She lifted her skirt as Silverstream looked under the table. Smolder's frilly pink panties were very wet, as was the lower back of her dress. Silverstream giggled. Then she noticed Ocellus peeing, and giggled some more.

"Your tea parties are so much fun," said Silverstream.

"Before today I never knew farting and peeing myself could be so fun," said Ocellus.

So they sat in their wet state, drinking more tea and having a fun conversation, until the kettle ran out of water again so Smolder put more water in, and more fart powder in it. So once they started drinking more tea, they were farting again. Eventually, they had to pee again, and just went in their dresses (or shorts, in Silverstream's case), and giggled about it, finding it fun.

Eventually, Smolder said "Well, this was fun but I think it's time to end this tea party. Of course I'm going to change before I go out anyway, but should we rinse each other off before you two go home?"

"I would like that very much," said Ocellus, who had fun wetting herself in front of Smolder and Silverstream but didn't want anyone else to see her wetting herself.

"I don't mind being seen wetting myself, but sure, it sounds like fun!" said Silverstream.

So they went outside, and first Smolder sprayed Silverstream with the hose. Once she was soaking wet, Silverstream positioned herself with her head down and her tushie in the air, and Smolder sprayed her rear end, which they both took immense pleasure in. Once Silverstream had her fun, Smolder gave her the hose and she sprayed Ocellus, soaking her all over so that as far as anyone else could tell, she was just in a water fight or playing in the sprinkler rather than having peed herself.

"Do you want me to rinse you, or are you fine until you change?" Ocellus asked Smolder.

"I usually stay like this until I change, but sure, it'll be fun," said Smolder.

Ocellus sprayed Smolder with her hose, soaking her dress, the seat of which was noticeably wet before now. Smolder sighed of pleasure, partly with how cool the water was while out in this heat. When Ocellus was done, all three of them were soaking wet, and they let the sun dry them while planning their next normal party with Sandbar, Gallus, and Yona, as well as the next tea party the three of them would do together.

Scat Version

Author's Note

This is the same story but with the scat scene I mentioned, plus an extra scene. Those who dislike scat, I'd recommend the other version.

Scat Version

Silverstream was very excited, for she and Ocellus were going to a tea party hosted by Smolder. It had taken until a year after graduating from high school for Smolder to admit that she liked cute things like that. Yona didn't much care for tea parties, nor Sandbar and Gallus, so it was just going to be Silverstream, Smolder, and Ocellus.

She wondered what she was going to wear. She considered putting on a dress, either a fancy one or a plain one. But then she thought, Smolder probably wasn't as fussy about this sort of thing as Rarity would be. So she decided to go to the tea party in what she was currently wearing: A tank top the same shade of pink as her hippogriff counterpart, and short tight jean shorts, with white panties underneath.

She walked out her front door and ran towards Smolder's house. It was a hot day so she was sweating, and as she ran, it occurred to her that she had not washed for three days, or changed out of this outfit for that matter. She hoped Smolder wouldn't mind. But, knowing her, she wouldn't.

...

Ocellus rang the doorbell. She was wearing a plain blue dress that went halfway down to her knees, and pink panties underneath.

Smolder opened the door, wearing a frilly pink dress.

"Wow, Smolder, you look so pretty," said Ocellus, who had never seen Smolder wear a dress before, only jeans, shorts, and other pants. Sometimes just underwear.

Smolder blushed but smiled. "Thanks, Ocellus." She led Ocellus to the table where the tea party would be. There was a large electric kettle in the center of the table full of hot water, and many water bottles for refilling, and many types of teabags.

"This looks like it'll be fun," said Ocellus.

"It'll have a few twists to it unlike any other tea parties you've seen," said Smolder with a wink. "Once Silverstream arrives, we can start."

The doorbell rang, Smolder and Ocellus answered it. Silverstream stood there. "Hi Smolder! Hi Ocellus!"

"Welcome to my tea party," said Smolder.

As Silverstream entered, she said "Wow, I didn't expect to see you so..."

"Hehe, I've been doing this longer than you know," said Smolder with a blush and a smile.

"Should I change into a pretty dress like you and Ocellus have?"

"Nah, my tea parties have no dress code. You could show up in your underwear if you want. Although, I'm sure you'd look cute in a dress, but that can be for our next tea party."

Silverstream blushed and giggled. She then sniffed her armpit. "Sorry if I smell. I was so excited I forgot to shower, and I don't think I've washed this outfit since before my last shower."

"Trust me, that won't be an issue here," said Smolder, slapping Silverstream's butt. Silverstream giggled.

So, Silverstream, Smolder, and Ocellus sat at the table. They each put a teabag they liked into their teacups, and Smolder poured the hot water from the kettle into the teacups. Once the tea was cool enough they drank it.

After the first several cups of tea, Silverstream felt a familiar pressure inside her. Being as playful and energetic as she was, she would often fart without shame, but she wasn't sure that farting at a tea party would be appropriate, so she held it in.

Ocellus was feeling something similar. Plus, she was too shy to fart in front of her friends. Unless it was silent and she was sure the smell would not reach them.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRT!

Smolder sighed of relief, and chuckled. "You don't have to be ladylike at my parties. If you have to fart, just let loose as loud as you want to!"

Silverstream smiled and let out a long, loud, wet fart. FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRT! She giggled.

Ocellus let out a silent fart. It wasn't as though they could smell it over Smolder and Silverstream's farts.

The girls kept drinking more and more tea, and Silverstream and Smolder let loose with a flurry of short, wet farts, ranging in length. Occasionally a longer fart would make its way out of them. They kept giggling at each other's farts and their own. When Smolder let out another louder, deeper-pitched, wet fart, Silverstream kicked her legs laughing, involuntarily letting a few short, wet farts.

Although Ocellus was farting silently for a while, eventually she became more confident and let out some louder farts, giggling with Smolder and Silverstream. It was fun to be less ladylike once and a while.

An hour went by, they kept drinking their tea and farting. Silverstream and Ocellus were pretty sure that Smolder had put fart powder in the water in the kettle for their tea, as they normally never farted this much unless, in Silverstream's case, she ate lots of beans or stuff with fart powder in it. Silverstream could now see why it didn't matter if she smelled bad. The fart smell was far worse, and Silverstream was sure she stunk up her shorts twice as much as before. But they didn't mind, they thought it was fun. Silverstream also thought it was funny seeing girls in pretty dresses fart, even if Smolder was normally very unladylike, and as fun as it was to fart in tight shorts, she resolved to wear a dress on their next tea party so she could be a part of that. And maybe do the third tea party in her underwear just for fun.

By the end of the hour, they had gone through all the hot water in the kettle, so Smolder refilled it with water bottles and heated it up. Shortly after they had drank their first two cups of tea afterwards, their farting subsided, as there was no longer any fart powder in the tea.

Then, Silverstream had to pee really badly from all the tea she had drank today. She held it and fidgeted for a few minutes.

"Everything all right, Silverstream?" Smolder asked.

"I have to go to the bathroom!" said Silverstream.

"Just go in your shorts," said Smolder.

"OK!" Silversteam said cheerfully. She let go and started peeing her stinky shorts. She sighed of immense relief as she wet herself, taking pleasure in the warm wetness soaking her crotch and rear end, as she flooded her chair and waterfalls of pee poured down off the chair and onto the floor below, forming a big puddle under her. She was sure Smolder wouldn't mind cleaning the puddle; after all, she was the one who told her to pee right here.

Ocellus tried hard not to fidget. She also had to pee really badly, and was too shy to say it. The hissing sound of Silverstream's golden stream spraying the fabric of her shorts, her sighs of relief, the sound of her pee hitting the floor, made Ocellus leak. Was she going to pee herself too? Silverstream was really enjoying herself and she was sure Smolder was going to pee in her dress, if she hadn't already. Ocellus was nervous about doing something that would normally be considered so embarrassing. But on the other hand... Moments ago she had fun farting with Silverstream and Smolder. Before today she wouldn't have dreamed to fart the way she did around them.

She made up her mind. She let go and peed in her dress, drenching her panties as a puddle formed under her chair. She blushed at the fact that she was deliberately wetting herself in front of her friends, but found the naughtiness of it fun, as well as the relief and the warm, wet feeling, so she let out a little sigh of relief.

Silverstream finished peeing. "Ahhh, that's better," she said. She let out a sputtering wet fart and giggled. She then felt her shorts. "Ooh, I'm so wet," she said with a smile.

"My underwear always gets wet at tea parties sooner or later," said Smolder. "Look under the table." She lifted her skirt as Silverstream looked under the table. Smolder's frilly pink panties were very wet, as was the lower back of her dress. Silverstream giggled. Then she noticed Ocellus peeing, and giggled some more.

"Your tea parties are so much fun," said Silverstream.

"Before today I never knew farting and peeing myself could be so fun," said Ocellus.

So they sat in their wet state, drinking more tea and having a fun conversation, until the kettle ran out of water again so Smolder put more water in, and more fart powder in it. So once they started drinking more tea, they were farting again. Eventually, they had to pee again, and just went in their dresses (or shorts, in Silverstream's case), and giggled about it, finding it fun.

Soon Silverstream's farts got wetter and stinkier, leaving her underwear feeling dirty.

"Phew!" said Smolder, fanning the air. "Silverstream, you need to find a bathroom now!"

"Nah, I'm fine," said Silverstream as another dirty wet fart made its way out of her. Eventually, she soiled her shorts with explosive diarrhea. She sighed of relief and giggled. A sloppy wet fart made its way out of her. Smolder and Ocellus laughed with her.

"I do that sometimes too," said Smolder. "Usually it's a really bad case of diarrhea." Smolder let out a very wet fart that left her underwear feeling dirty. "Speaking of which, I think I need a change of underwear now. I mean, besides peeing in them." A few wet farts later, she filled her panties with diarrhea and sighed of relief. Silverstream and Ocellus giggled, and Smolder wiggled her messy rear end around in her mess. Silverstream did the same, enjoying the sensation, while Ocellus felt like she personally wouldn't want to mess herself. Fortunately for her, all she did was fart.

Eventually, Smolder said "Well, this was fun but I think it's time to end this tea party. Of course I'm going to change before I go out anyway, but should we rinse each other off before you two go home?"

"I would like that very much," said Ocellus, who had fun wetting herself in front of Smolder and Silverstream but didn't want anyone else to see her wetting herself.

"I don't mind being seen wetting myself, but sure, it sounds like fun!" said Silverstream.

So they went outside, and first Smolder sprayed Silverstream with the hose. Once she was soaking wet, Silverstream positioned herself with her head down and her tushie in the air, and Smolder sprayed her rear end. This also rinsed the mess out of her shorts. Once Silverstream had her fun, Smolder gave her the hose and she sprayed Ocellus, soaking her all over so that as far as anyone else could tell, she was just in a water fight or playing in the sprinkler rather than having peed herself.

"Do you want me to rinse you, or are you fine until you change?" Ocellus asked Smolder.

"I usually stay like this until I change, but sure, it'll be fun," said Smolder.

Ocellus sprayed Smolder with her hose, soaking her dress, the seat of which was noticeably wet before now. Smolder sighed of pleasure, partly with how cool the water was while out in this heat. She also lifted her skirt so Ocellus could rinse the mess out of her underwear. When Ocellus was done, all three of them were soaking wet, and they let the sun dry them while planning their next normal party with Sandbar, Gallus, and Yona, as well as the next tea party the three of them would do together.