Author's Note

Authorsnote Seth Standmore here, well I've come back after a long break from writing pony's, what happened was I found out what happend to Katana-Maru-Chan my wife, it turned out she was being held hostess by the Nigerian Prince Prince Delaware, he was using her to build a bridge in Kentucy that he was planning to Sell Me, I learned it from her brother, well I sent them the money but, then i got an erection from my house because, I did not use the money to pay my Runt. Now though I am back I am living with my good friend Sweltering_Pony_Cheeks, we met at Everfree Southwest last year, they are my new editor and we're writing a new edition of The gorilla, I have not heard back from Katana-Maru-Chan I hope to see her soon, I ahve vowed not to Tuch my Dink until I have seen her hand's to dink it for me........... well lets get back on track with The Gorilla!!!!

3. The Gorilla Goals

It was only when Twilight Sparkle and the rest of her Friend's returned to the War Council Chamber (authorsnote I forget what I called it when I started writing this story) that they allowed themselves to recall the feeling of terrible and trauma that the Gorilla had fisted upon them. None of their most powerufl attacks had managed to so much as Scratch the Gorilla's furry hide! This was a serious problem that called for the greatest mind's of Equestrian war to help out and resolve.

That was when they realized that the War Council was sitting in the Situation Room (author's note I remembered what I called it!!!!!!!!!!!!!). They were sitting there in their chair's waiting for the good gnus from Twilight and her friend's. Unfortunately for them............ the only news was bad news.

The Situation Room War Council had a new member today (author'snote I forget to put him in the previous chapter gomenaside!!!!!!!!!!!), this was Cat Meowingtons (ahtor's note thats the talking cat from the MLP movie who was played by Kanye West i dont know what his name was in the movie i did not see it), he was wearing his red jacket and playing a game of Card's with himself it was a cardgame called Solaire.

"Well now, if it isn't my favorite mares in the world, next to Princess Celestia of course." Said Cat Meowingtons with big heart eye's at Celestia.

Princess Celestia bimbo with giggle and blush. And said "Oh Cat Meowingtons you save your purring for the bedroom mister!" And everyone in the room got the Anime Sweat Drop while Fluttershy burrowed her face into her hoofs while blushing bright and going KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Anyway Twilight Sparkle hoofed with stomp. And said "You guys you need to put your dicks back in your pants because we got a real serious doozy of a problem, the Gorilla was too strong and, we lost our battle!"

The War Council gasped with shock! Gorilla shock! Even Princess Celestia stopped being horny. And said, "How could you lose to such a creature, don't you know that if you lose we all die?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Homura Johnson flipped her raven hare. And said, "Well Elements of Hominy you did you're best I am sure, but now that the battle has ended we can reveal what we have learned here in the situation room, I will let War explain. War please explain." Said Homura with Johnson.

War the Warrior Pony stood up on his sex leg's and cleared his throat. It sounded like when an old man has a cold and it gurgles a lot and there is green stuff that is in his throat. He said. "In the time you ahve been gone we have Ascertained the true intention's of the Gorilla, and his Gorilla Goals. as you know when it beat Applejaclks parents to death and stomped there body's into Red Paste like Tomato Sauce until there was nothing left of them it also took away all the apple's in the apple cart, now there was nothing for the starving children to eat and naturally they starved to death."

"That's horriblke, are they okay?" Said Fluttershy, meanwhile Applejack cried with Dead Parent's.

"No there dead." Said War. "Apple's were the only cure to there illness....... being hungarians."

That was when Twilight Sparkle could take no more. She overturned a table with Anger!!! It was the map table!!! "Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Grrrrrr!"

"Cuntroll yourself my student." Said Celestia, "maybe you need Cat Meowingtons to make biscuits on you."

But Twilight Sparkle did not want a pussy massage. She wanted a Gorilla Pounding. "There must be a way to defeat the Gorilla with hasty and victorious!"

War nodded with Old. "Yes Twilight, there is....... but since you cannot defeat him but, we have one way left to destroy the Gorilla and it is.......... we must destroy all the Apple's, they are the only thing that the Gorilla eat's. If we can destroy all the apple's in Sweat Applied Ankle then, the Gorilla will starve to death, it will collapse with Boneless, Dusting To Infinity......." Said War with a whimsper and a single sad.

All of the pony's looked at each other. And noodled slowly. Twilight Sparkle said. "This is the only plan we have left, the Gorilla Emergency maneuver....... well let's make it a good day to die Pony's."

Homura Johnson angry with objection!!! She stood up on the table that Twilight Sparkle had turned over. And sad "You fool's if we destroythe apple's in Sweat Applied Ankle then there will be no food left for equestria, will we all starve to death or should I say you starve to death, I can go home to Girls and my wife Madoka Jones but, you will all starve to death without the apple's of the Apple Family to feed Equestria!"

Applejack removed her hat with sombrero, eyesing she closed and tearful she spoke. "That is true Homura Johnson...... but life is like the back end of a donkey when it got bit by a raccoon. You can go along with it like it always was but, when there are teeth mark's in the ass's ass, all you can do is break thing's off. And that is why......... I WILL ALLOW MY FARM TO DIE............!!!"

All of the pony's stared at her with several. Then, one by one they began to.......... clap..... and clop......... and clap and clop along like Orwell Swole in CITIZEN KING GOES TO WASHINGTON......... everyone began to cheer for APplejack and her sacrificial to save Equestria by killing the Gorilla and......... all dying to starve........

Everyone that is except Homura Johnson, stomping to gone with no clap at all, "I am so mad I am going to go home and make out with my wife Madoka Jones so I won't be so mad." Said Homura with plans to touch.

With the plan's now made, to touch the girl and also to starve to death, the pony's truntled out to there new aim's...... knowing they do indeed that today will be the end of the Apple Family, the end of the Gorilla, and the end.......... of Equestria......"