Oh, Ms Dash, Before You Leave the Office, There's One More Thing...
“WHAT?! No way! Are you KIDDING?! There is no way I'm staying on the ground for another week!"
Rainbow Dash sat on the steel table in the main examination room of Dr. Wellhoof as he looked at the picture of her X-ray on the lightbox on the wall. He turned to her, “Rainbow Dash, you are lucky it wasn’t worse” She avoided his gaze. The doctor paused, “Rainbow - Is everything alright? First the collision with the practice hoop last week and now this rough landing after I told you not to train. What’s going on?”
“Nothing! It’s, uh, just, I hit a downdraft last week and you grounded me and since then I’ve been going nuts not being able to fly, so maybe I was a little careless.”
“Is that all?”
“Yeah - I’m stuck giving the newbies lessons in the classroom, which isn’t exactly my thing, you know?”
“Well maybe that’s a good change - build mental muscle while your body heals.”.
“Yeah, well they’re more interested in hearing about all the stuff I did as part of the Mane Six. I mean don’t get me wrong I love my fans and telling them all that stuff, but I really need to get up there and work off - I mean get down some of the new routines.
The doctor looked at her and raised an eyebrow.
Dash sneered at him, “No-" she said petulantly, "It's definitely not that!” She blushed, “besides, I thought we agreed we wouldn't ever talk about that again.”
“No, you agreed never to speak of that again. We both know it’s about a week away.”
Rainbow Dash blushed and looked away from him, “Sorry, no what you're talking about.”
“You know exactly what I’m talking about - your estrus. Your menstrual cycle. A week or so before it starts, you seem to - well you get more of a certain type of energy. You described it to me last time - remember? And I offered you a book that among other things told you that there are ways of addressing your frustrations."
"No."
"Sex."
Dash looked around for anypony that might be listening, then back at him and in an exasperated whisper, said, “Why don’t you just announce it to all of Equestria?"
"Ms Dash - As I explained to you last time, when it comes to these things, - you need learn to be ‘cool with it.’
“Hey! I’m cool with things that are cool - talking about that stuff all the time is for perv’s” she scowled at him suspiciously, “You’re not a perv, are you?" No I guess not, I would have known."
The doctor rolled his eyes, "Well I'm certainly glad to hear that."
"Anyway, I know how foals are made.”
“Really?”
“Uh, yeah! Well I’m pretty sure. Anyway I haven’t got time for that stuff - being a Wonderbolt and the Element of Loyalty is pretty much a full time job.”
“What do you actually know about sex?”
"I know it’s very personal and you shouldn’t talk about it in front of other ponies!” She paused, “especially THAT kind.- what you were talking about before.”
The doctor looked at her, “Rainbow Dash, you should have learned about more than your period at least five years ago. I can’t believe you haven’t figured how to please yourself sexually on your own.”
"No, because it’s like freaking disgusting and perverted and embarrassing, and there’s nothing that could feel good enough to do that. It’s humiliating.”
"I wish you would read some of the books in the library that talk about sexual health. You should at least.read about your reproductive organs. That conversation we had about estrus was almost more than I could handle. Masturbation is just part of sex"
Dash's eyes opened wide the moment she heard the word masturbation. She immediately stuck her hooves in her ears, ”La la la la…”
He rolled his eyes “Say it with me - mass-turrr-bation”
Dash blushed a deep shade of pink and sang “LA LA LA LAAAAA!!”’
He waited for her out. Finally she stopped. “Haven't your parents ever discussed sex at all with you?"
"Let's just say they tried, okay? All I need to know is that s-e-x is a pony's personal business. And very embarrassing, and really kind of gross."
"And that's all you know about it… "
Dash suddenly smirked evilly, "Hmmm, maybe I should just go and ask Twilight - that egghead is the expert on everything. I bet she knows all about it and I could embarrass the hay out of her." Dash broke out in laughter.
The doctor muttered, "You'd lose that bet by a mile."
"What?? You mean she doesn't know about it?"
"Just the bare minimum - like you and the other four”
"Wait, they don’t know anything about it either? That means if I learn about it, then I'll sort of be like the expert!"
"Well, yes I suppose that's true.” The doctor saw an opening "And once again, as I said, there are a number of excellent books I could recommend."
"Yeah, and once again I was afraid you'd say that. Can I go now?”
“Promise me you won’t fly until I give you the all-clear. And you’ll take it easy on your front left hoof.”
The young pony rolled her eyes, “Yeah, sure.”
“Rainbow? Say it.”
“I promise I won’t fly, and I’ll take care of my left front hoof. Are we cool now?” she grumbled.
“Just one more thing. You can get down now.”
Dash slid off the exam table and onto the floor. She lowered herself down to where she was standing on all fours. “OW!”
“What did you just promise me? That hoof is going to hurt for a while.”
“No kidding - look, I gotta go. Thanks Doc.”
“Not so fast, Nurse Starling is getting your crutch - just in case.”
"Who? What happened to Nurse Warm Heart?"
"She retired. Nurse Starling is excellent, though. She's young, but she’s examined all my files and become quite familiar with all my patients, their exams and test results, when they’re due for their physicals, exams, etc."
Dash's eyes flew open wide. There was one test she never wanted to have again, “I really gotta go!” She hobbled to the door as fast as she could, but it opened before she got there the door from the exam room opened.
A very cute pegasi nurse with big blue eyes and a blonde mane stood there holding a crutch and a file folder. She was only a few years older than Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash stood there frozen with her jaw hanging down as she watched the young nurse walk toward the doctor with an air of professionalism and confidence. She turned to Rainbow Dash, smiled and nodded. She seemed to be struggling with something. Finally she closed her eyes for a moment, drew a deep breath and extended her hoof..
"Oh, uh, hi, my name is Starling Nurseholly, I mean Nurse Hollystar. I mean I'm a nurse and my name is Holly Starling and I’m a…"
The doctor rolled his eyes.
The nurse continued, "...a huge fan! I'm sorry, Doctor - I know I should act more professional, but this is Rainbow Dash!" She turned to Rainbow, “I don’t think I’ve missed more than five of your shows.”
Dash was still processing what she was seeing. “You're-" Dash started to blurt out, then stopped, "Uh, oh yeah, I thought you looked a little familiar. Nice to meet you."
The nurse looked down and spoke sadly, "You're probably thinking of a mare from your Wonderbolt team, she's my cousin - Misty Fly. You saved her life-"
"-when Rarity kicked her in the head at the Young Fliers competition, yeah, I remember."
'Thanks again for that - our family puts you up there with the princesses. Anyway, we're almost twins,. except I'm-"
Dash, still somewhat fazed, looked at her and mumbled "Yeah, blonde and with a tan coat, and blue eyes…"
"Are you okay Ms. Dash?" the nurse asked.
'Huh?" Dash cleared her head with a shake, "Sorry, you look a lot like Misty, but, uh, different." Dash paused a moment, then asked, "Why didn't she ever introduce us?"
Holly looked down again, "Because I'm not exactly the most popular one in the family. Don't get me wrong, we all, you know, love each other, it's just that some of us aren't all that well thought of, and Misty is pretty famous.."
"What do you mean, you're not the 'most popular?'"
"Both my brother's are Buckball stars."
"Wait - are your brother's Whipball and Buck Starling?! Woah!"
"Yes, and the 'Great Misty Fly' is my cousin. In fact almost everypony in my family is great at sports, except me. I'm no good at them, besides, I love medicine, so I became a nurse and I'm studying to be a doctor."
"Yeah? So what? That's pretty awesome."
"I'm not exactly anypony's favorite. Misty barely talks to me. She says I let down my whole family by not trying harder to find a sport I was good at. Most of them feel the same way."
"WHAT?! That's ridiculous! How could they treat a pony like you that way?"
"Huh?" asked Holly, surprised.
"I mean," Dash stammered, "You're like a nurse and you're going to be a doctor. A bunch of jocks don't think that's important? Wait'll I talk to Misty!"
"Please don't! Please don't even mention that I know you or that I work here."
"You sure?"
"Yes."
"Okay. So are you taking over all of nurse Warm Heart's stuff - I mean doing exams and everything?”
"Yes," the doctor answered, "she's assuming all her responsibilities, why do you ask, Ms Dash?"
"Ob, uh,no offense, she just seems a little young, that's all."
The doctor cleared his throat, "I assure you she's more than capable. So Nurse Starling, what can you tell me about our star patient?"
“I've only had time to read part of her file, let’s see." she cleared her throat, "It looks like she’s a bit overdue for reflex testing. Her vision isn't due for another month. And her hearing testing & ear exam are due today, which you already took care of.” Dash looked at her in nervous anticipation, The Nurse went on, “And she’s up to date on her wings and pectorals, She should have a followup x-ray of her wing and spine from the crash at the Wonderbolts All Star Supreme Spectacular show.”
“Is that it?” the doctor asked.
“Yes - that’s it,” the young nurse said cheerfully.
Dash breathed a huge sigh of relief, “That’s it? I mean, yeah, that sounds like everything. You sure are a great nurse at getting all my tests and not leaving any out. You know as a welcome aboard kind of thing I can get you a couple of free tickets to the next Wonderbolts show.”
“Really?? That’s so thoughtful! Thank you so much!”
“No problem - Anytime.” Dash went to lift her foreleg for a gentle high hoof and accidentally knocked the folder out of the nurses’ hoof, spreading the papers across the floor. “Ooops, sorry.”
“Oh, don’t be silly,” The nurse bent over and started picking up the papers. As she picked up the last one, she looked at it and began to read it. The red blush started at her neck and went up to her cheeks.
The Doctor raised an eyebrow “What is that?”
The nurse looked at Dash apologetically, “Oh, um’ well, it’s the notes from her last pelvic exam.”
“Ah,” the doctor comments, “When was that? Do you recall Rainbow?”
Rainbow closed her eyes and clapped her hoof to her forehead, then looked up clearly feigning confusion, “Who? Oh, uh me? It was like a month or two ago,” she said, and smiled weakly.
"Is that right, nurse?"
The nurse seemed somewhat uncomfortable, “Oh, well, it says here you’re slightly overdue. Nothing to worry about..”
“Really?” the doctor asked sarcastically, turning to Dash, “How much overdue?”
The nurse smiled at Dash apologetically, “Almost a year.”
Dash scowled at her.
“A year? Really - that long?” The doctor said to Dash, who smiled weakly again.
Dash feigned surprise and backed up toward the door, “That long? Who knew? Well, I’ll get back to you and let you know when I’m available, and you can pencil me in. See ya-” Dash headed straight for the door.
"STOP right there Ms. Rainbow Dash!" The doctor ordered. Dash froze
“I think we can pencil you in for right now.” The doctor captured her in a magic field and lifted her, “Nurse, would you get the mare exam room ready? The stirrups are in the closet with the traction equipment”
“Very well, doctor,” she said and went into the next room.
Dash looked at the Doctor and gritting her teeth, muttered, “I can’t. believe you would even mention those things in front of your nurse.”
“You didn’t object to having Nurse Warm Heart assist me.”
“Yeah, well she was like a hundred - Nurse Starling is around my age!”
“Rainbow Dash, she is a professional who is studying for her MD.”
“Yeah, well you can talk about that stuff in front of her with another patient. I’d appreciate it if she wasn’t in here imagining me in there with my hooves in those stirrup things while you're examining me!”
“Don’t worry Ms. Dash, I assure you she won’t be.”
“Yeah, well how can you be so sure?”
“Because she’s going to be in that room with us assisting me.”
Dash stared at him, unable to speak for a moment. “Okay, that’s it, I’m outta here.”
“You’re doing no such thing, Nurse Starling is going to be assisting me with your examination and you are going to treat her with respect. Is that clear? ”
“But- Uh, can’t we just go to nurse Warm Heart’s house and she can help you, you know, for old times sake?" Dash's eyes went to the door that led into the mare examination room, "You can’t let her see me with my legs up in those things - what if she’s a perv?”
The doctor laughed, “I assure you, Nurse Starling is anything but a pervert."
“Yeah, well I’m going to find another doctor.”
Rainbow Dash, still held in the doctor’s magic field, found herself being carried into the next room. The table had a thin cushion mattress on it and the back was tilted up at an angle. The two stirrups were in place and Dash looked at them as though they were the most deadly inventions ever made. The doctor set Dash down on the table where she clamped her legs together as tightly as she could..”Please spread your legs and place your rear hooves in the stirrups Rainbow. Dash.”
Please Proceed, Nurse Starling
“One moment doctor.”
Dash heard the voice of the nurse behind her. She watched as the nurse came over with a very large blanket and began to unfold it. “Here Ms. Dash, hold this end.” Dash noticed it was very warm as the nurse draped it over her stomach and took the bottom of the blanket and draped it up and over the top of the stirrups and then down in front of them, covering Dash’s lower half. She smiled sweetly, “There, how’s that?”
Rainbow smiled at her in amazement, "Thanks," Her tone was heartfelt and soft..
"It's nothing."
Dash looked over at the doctor, who smiled at her in an odd way. “So Doc, why didn’t Nurse Warm Heart ever cover me like this?” The doctor only smiled at her. Dash looked back at the nurse, “In case you heard what I said before, I-I’m sorry about that, it’s just that, it’s just that you’re like almost my age…”
“It’s okay. I’ve been on that table too, you know.”
Dash smiled, “Yeah, I hadn’t thought of that. If you don't mind would it be okay if you took your notes up here on this side of the curtain blanket thing, you know on my side?” The nurse looked at the doctor, who was clearly becoming angry, He looked at Dash then at her, and kindly said to the nurse,
“You know what Nurse Starling, I think it’s time for you to perform a pelvic exam and provide the pertinent information while I take notes and assist and I think our patient here would be a great place to begin.”
Dash's eyelids flew open wide and she propped herself up on her elbows, "Wait - WHAT?! HER?” she yelled. “She’s barely out of hospital school! I don’t want her looking down there! It would be like having Twilight or Applejack see it, like one of my friends.”
The doctor was clearly getting fed up with Dash’s prudishness. He looked at her and spoke very sternly. “Rainbow Dash, Nurse Holly Starling is a professional. She graduated top of her class and has performed plenty of exams on plenty of mares in medical school. You may be one of the Mane Six and the top flier of the Wonderbolts, but you're still a mare. There's nothing you have down there that she hasn’t seen before, and you have to get over your shyness!" He turned to his nurse, "Please begin the exam nurse. Give me your clipboard and I’ll take notes!"
The nurse adopted a very serious and professional demeanor, “Very well, Patient name- Rainbow Dash, Pegasus…” she went on with the vitals, As she pulled back on one of Dash’s eyelids he interrupted her.
“Nurse, I asked you to perform a pelvic exam, not a general or an optical one. Proceed with the questions and begin the examination. I expect you to be on 'this side of the curtain,' Is that clear?”
“Yes, doctor. Ms. Dash, have you noticed any changes since your last exam?”
“No.”
The Doctor interrupted, “Rainbow Dash, in anticipation of your typical reluctance to see me I keep a number of cups of Vintage Apple Cider in my freezer as you well know. Presently you are in grave danger of forfeiting that cup unless you start complying. Do I make myself clear?"
Rainbow Dash closed her eyes in frustration, “Okay, FINE!” she turned to the nurse, “Sometimes I get a, you know, get a little… Look, I’m really uncomfortable with this. Do we really have to do this?” she whined.
“This is important.” the nurse said, suddenly becoming serious. When she saw the reaction on Dash's face she eased a little. “All I’ve got a cherry hardpop, but it’s yours if you’d like it.”
Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow, “So you just happened to have my favorite candy in your pocket? Um, is that in my chart?” she asked skeptically.
“No, not exactly.”
“You read it was my favorite in one of those fan magazines, didn’t you?”
“Perhaps.”
Dash smiled at her again, "Thanks."
The nurse blushed, “Sure, so what else can you tell me about any changes?”
Dash sighed, “Well if you have to know, it gets sort of, you know, tingley down there. Like it’s kind of itchy, and it feels heavy, kind of achy.”
“Is there any discharge?”
“From the ‘bolts’? No WAY! Neither honorable or dishonorable - They’re all top flyers,.”
“No, I meant discharge from your vagina.” She saw Dash wince at the word and blush, as though it was painful to hear it.. “Do you ever have any wetness other than urine?”
“Uh, well, maybe.". She paused, "Okay, yes.”
“Does it coincide with when you get ‘tingly’ ?”
“Yeah, pretty much.”
“Can you describe it?”
Dash blushed a deep red, “Well, it’s really thick and slippery. It's usually clear. Sometimes it has a little white in it. Is that normal?”
“Perfectly. Is it okay if I call you Rainbow?"
"Yeah, well seeing as we're about to get acquainted WAYYY more than I'm comfortable with, you might as well."
"You can call me Holly if you'd like to."
Dash looked at her coldly "I think I'll stick with Nurse Starling for now. "
A fleeting expression of hurt passed over the nurse's face. "Okay Rainbow, I'm going to lift the blanket and proceed with the examination, is that okay?"
"Well, it's not exactly like I have a choice."
"Rainbow Dash, don't worry, it's going to be okay."
Dash was just about to say "Yeah, that's easy for you to say,” but then she looked at Holly's face and was surprised to see she was as embarrassed as Rainbow was..
“Okay?” Holly asked. Dash could tell by the tone that she wasn’t telling her to get her ready, it was more of a, "I’m not going to proceed until you’re ready. Are you ready now?" tone.
“O-okay. And thanks,... Holly.". The smile on the nurse's face was followed by a deep blush.
"No problem… Rainbow." The nurse kept her head above the draped blanket and looked at Dash's face as she reached under the blanket to help Dash place her hooves in the stirrups. Both of them giggled as Holly tried to find her legs and Dash tried to find her hooves. Once they were in place, she raised the blanket and folded it over the stirrups, leaving the other part to drape down to Rainbow Dash’s chest. The nurse then looked down between her spread legs.
When not aroused, all that could be seen of a Pony mare’s vagina was a simple cleft that started several inches under the tail and came up around between the legs and a little way up the front so that when a mare stood on her hind legs, her cleft was slightly visible. Seen from behind when she was walking, if you pulled her tail aside, you could see the part in the coat. When on her back with her legs open and muscles relaxed the pink of her outer vagina could be seen, unless she were clenching the muscles on either side to hold it closed. As far as how things looked when a mare was aroused, it varied with each mare as well as how aroused they were. It was one of the reasons the Wonderbolts wore flying suits - there were certain maneuvers where they were hovering on their backs and near the audience which could see everything.
Holly looked down between Dash’s legs. “Rainbow, we both know that you need to relax your outer vaginal muscles if I’m going to examine you. They must be pretty strong - I wouldn’t even know you had a vagina if I didn’t know you had a vagina,” the nurse laughed a little. Rainbow Dash did not.
Rainbow scowled at her, “Yeah, well that’s because I’m a very private pony and that’s nopony’s business.”
Nurse Starling’s patience was growing thin, “Ms. Dash, before we give you clearance to fly, you must have this exam. Do I make myself clear? It’s now Friday at 5:15 and we should have completed your exam twenty minutes ago. Doctor Wellmane wants to get home to his family and I need to get home and soak in a nice, hot, relaxing bath before my coltfriend takes me out for dinner. You are holding all that up. I’ve been patient and understanding with you. I understand that you’re very embarrassed about all this, but the sooner we get this over with, the sooner we can all start our weekends, okay?”
Dash rolled her eyes and sighed, “Yeah, go ahead, start the show..”
Holly watched as the muscles surrounding Rainbow Dash’s vagina began to relax. “That’s better. As the doctor said, I've done-" The nurse's eyes suddenly opened wide open as she stared with a mix of shock and amazement. She swallowed hard.
Dash instantly pulled her hooves from the stirrups, brought her legs together and turned on her side. “That’s it, I’m out of here- nopony gets a free look atmy pussy - doctor, nurse, or anypony else!”
“Rainbow Dash!” the nurse yelled sternly, “Watch your language! Now get your hooves back into those stirrups RIGHT NOW! And it's called a vagina! Now say it! Vagina!” Dash looked at her with both fear and hurt. In a very meek voice she replied,
"vagina"
“Good. Now, on your back and place your hooves in the stirrups.” Dash turned slowly until she was resting on her back again. As she went to put her hooves back in the stirrups. The nurse reached forward to help her but Dash pulled her legs back,
“I can do it myself if you don't mind!” she said, clearly annoyed and hurt. The nurse looked at her, and pulled the blanket down, covering Rainbow’s lower half. She stepped away and grabbed a chair, and pulled it up and sat down next to Dash. She took the young flier’s hoof in hers and looked at her. Dash pulled it away, "I don't like ponies touching my hooves,” she said in a nasty tone. Dash banged the stirrups hard as she put her rear hooves back in them.
“I’m so sorry Rainbow Dash, what I did was completely out of line. I know that you’re embarrassed, I completely understand.”
“I seriously doubt that.”
“Maybe we got off to a bad start, so I’m going to be completely honest with you You should know that I doubt I will ever have this particular conversation with any other patient, ever, but you’re kind of a special patient, and certainly a special pony, at least I think that’s why I’m telling you." she held up a shaking hoof, "Can you see my hoof shaking?”
Dash, still angry, looked at it, with uncertainty “Yeah - why?”
“Well there’s two reasons - one is that I’m an extremely shy pony - at least as much as you when it comes to certain things, and the second is that, well, you’re kind of a hero of mine.”
“Really? Is this how you treat your heroes? And something else, I get that you’re a fan, but you’re older than me - how could I be your hero?”
“Because you are so cool and an amazing flier. I've watched you with your fans and I see how kind you are to them and how much you care about them. At all those shows I’d tried to work up the nerve to meet you and get your autograph but I was too scared and shy to ask you. And now, here I am, well, examining your, um…
Dash looked in her eyes, she could see how Holly was truly uncomfortable,
"...your vagina. It’s really embarrassing for me.”
“Wow, you really are really trembling. Hey,” she said softly, “I’m the one who should be apologizing. I’ve been acting like such a jerk in front of one of my biggest fans. You’re just trying to examine, you know, um,” Dash winced and said quickly, “my vagina. But my kind of shy is different from yours.”
“No it isn’t."
"Uh, yeah, I’m pretty sure it is."
"Rainbow, for the longest time in my life the only one that ever saw my vagina was my mother. When the time came, it took her a week to find a female doctor for me and then an hour to convince me to let her see it. And I wasn't a filly, this was only a little while ago-when I was getting ready to go into medical school! I don't know why I'm this way - I’m just a really shy pony, I’ve been that way ever since I was a filly. When I went to the academy, I used to wait until all the other mares were done showering before I did. Sometimes I would wait until after midnight, just so they wouldn’t see me. When I was studying to be a nurse, every time we came to the parts about the reproductive organs, especially female, I was so embarrassed I could barely think straight. Then there came the day when I had to dissect my first cadaver.”
“You mean like in…”
“Yes - dead pony - a mare. I thought I’d hidden my prudishness pretty well, but when the time came, the medical professor asked me to dissect the mare’s reproductive organs. Usually he’d have the student perform a simple, basic, exam of the exterior organs and focus on the internal reproductive organs, but he made me spend almost a half an hour examining this poor mare’s vagina, clitoris, labia majora, labia minora and vaginal canal. I had to measure everything, describe the texture, examine the glands, ducts, and then completely dissect it- even her clitoris - with the entire class watching.”
The doctor cleared his throat, “Tell her the rest of it, Nurse Starling.”
“I almost finished it, then - well, just as I made the lengthwise incision in her clitoris - a rather unnecessary procedure, I might add,” she glanced at the doctor,” I passed out.”
“Where’s that professor?!!” Dash said, furious now. “He’s in real trouble with me! When I heal I’m going to punch his lights out!”
“No, no, it’s okay. You see the clitoris exists only for the sexual pleasure of the mare - it serves no other purpose. He was trying to make a point. Everything else has to do with the process of conceiving, the gestation process and the delivery. It’s all very purposeful - for making foals. The clitoris is a whole different thing which I was kind of uncomfortable with- the sexual urges- and he sensed it, I don’t know. Okay, maybe I was having a really big problem with them. The professor was trying to help me get past it. I guess I wasn’t quite ready. When I woke up I was on the couch in his office and the entire class was there. They started stamping their hooves and cheering so loudly because I was supposedly being so brave, It was so loud I thought I would go deaf. I started crying and most of the mares in the room did too. He looked at me with such pride that I thought my heart would burst. I was so shy in every way that to have all my classmates cheering me on like that over something that I felt very ashamed of, was an experience that I could never imagine. I suddenly felt incredibly proud and incredibly brave. I was ready to conquer all my problems when it came to sex and leave them all really amazed.
“Yeah, what did you do?” Dash asked excitedly.
The doctor spoke up, “I jokingly mentioned that while all the dissection work had been successfully completed, there were still parts that needed to be identified, of course I was kidding.”
“YOU?!! You were her professor? No way!”
The doctor nodded, his eyes shining with pride as he looked at a blushing Nurse Starling,. “Go on, nurse, tell your hero what happened next.”
She looked at him pleading "Do I have to? Please don't make me."
"I'll leave it up to you."
The nurse looked at Dash then sighed dejectedly, “I guess if I'm ever really going to face it, now would be the time." Dash tried not to look as eager as she felt to hear the story.
"I can NOT believe I actually did this - I must have been absolutely out of my mind! Anyway, I said 'Certainly professor' and I lay back on his sofa and actually started to spread my legs - I was SO full of myself and my pride, I was determined to at least show everyone in the class that they were dealing with a first rate nurse I was going to show them all that I was a mature mare, that I deserve to be a doctor and that I wasn’t a prude.”
“REALLY?? Wow." Dash’s cheeks were bright red, “I think you’re my hero now- so did you?”
“No - thank Celestia! He said 'Ms. Starling, you need to stop.'"
"Did you?"
"I started to argue with him. He said 'If you stop right now, you’ll get an A in my course and you can be my intern, deal? Of course the class laughed and cheered."
Dash turned to the doctor and raised an eyebrow, "She was going to get all that stuff no matter what, wasn't she?"
He smiled, but didn't answer. Holly suddenly opened her eyes wide and looked at the doctor who was smiling. "Were you??"
"You, Ms. Starling, are among the brightest, most gifted and determined students I've ever had."
"You were!! I kind of always wondered, but I was too shy to ask."
"Well now you know, yes."
She blushed and turned back to Rainbow Dash, “I reluctantly agreed, but it took some coaxing.”
“You were going to let everypony see your vagina?”
“Believe it or not, I was. I didn’t want to, but I was determined to show them all I wasn’t shy anymore and that I had a serious job to do, no matter what. I still can’t believe I got so out of control. I’ve never spoken about it until this moment.”
The doctor was smiling at the deep embarrassment in both their faces, and could see they were getting a little carried away. “THEN what happene?” he asked.
“Did you do it?” Dash asked excitedly.
“No, I calmed down and then it hit me all at once - what he had stopped me from doing. I hid in my room for a week. He was the only one I let in so he could bring me sandwiches to eat. I refused to listen to anything he tried to tell me. Every time somepony slipped a letter under the door saying how brave I was, I felt worse. Finally the Doctor convinced me to come out of my room. When I did, it was like nothing had happened. No smiles, no nods or winks, just things as it had always been..”
“But you were cool with the whole thing then, right?”
“Is my hoof still trembling?”
Dash reached out and took it in hers, The two ponies looked at each other, “Yeah, it still is” Dash reversed her hooves so that Holly was holding hers. She was surprised to see how much it moved the young nurse.
“I do understand Rainbow, and I know that even after telling you this, it’s not going to make it any easier for either of us, but maybe we can help each other get through it. As part of the exam I’m going to have to look at and touch your vagina, is that okay?”
“Yeah… I guess.”
“That doesn’t sound very convincing.”
“Well the way you looked at me…”
“Ah, yes, that… I don't know if you realize it, but you have an exceptionally large clitoris.” Holly Starling said directly.
The redness rose from Dash’s neck and into her face, “yeah” she said softly.
“I’m sorry about embarrassing you but to be honest, if you’ll permit me, from a nurse’s perspective, and from the glance I got at you you seem to have an almost perfect vagina.”
“Oh, great, yeah, I’ll be sure to tell my fan club,” Dash said, rolling her eyes. The nurse tried not to laugh but finally blurted out,
“That would make a great poster for their clubhouse…”
The two ponies laughed until tears rolled from their eyes.
The doctor cleared his throat, “Excuse me both of you, but Rainbow, as Nurse Starling explained, you are my last patient for the day and it's Friday and if it's okay with you I’d like to head home for the weekend and spend time with my family.”
The nurse turned to him, “Sorry, doctor,” then she turned back to Rainbow Dash, “Are we okay now?”
“Well, we’re better, but I’m still really embarrassed.”
“I understand. As an intern I need to report my findings directly, so don’t take it personally.”
“Rainbow Dash, is there anything else you’d like to tell the nurse before this starts again?” Dash suddenly looked terrified and looked at the doctor, “Um, no?”
“I’m sorry?” the nurse asked, clearly puzzled.
“Well it seems that Ms. Dash keeps finding ways to not only keep you from finishing the exam but also from letting us get on with the weekend. I just wanted to find out whatever else she has in her bag of delaying tactics.”
Rainbow Dash looked visibly relieved, “Uh, no doctor, not a single one. Let’s get this over with and get on with our weekends.”
The nurse looked back and forth between them with uncertainty, then went back to the end of the table and lifted the curtain. Dash looked away and blushed once again as the nurse leaned forward so closely that Dash could feel her warm breath between her legs. She began her dictation, “The size of the patient’s clitoris is remarkable. I didn’t see any mention of it in her notes.."
"Yes," the doctor explained, I’m not surprised. Nurse Warm Heart was rather uncomfortable with it and apparently didn’t seem to feel it should be mentioned. From what I recall, it began to increase in size right around the time she became one of the Elements of Harmony." He stood up and walked over then bent down to take a close look. The nurse leaned forward as well. "I'd say it may have grown a bit more since her last exam. That is truly amazing."
It became too much for the young Pegasi, "DO YOU MIND?!" Rainbow Dash said and covered herself up. "Like this wasn't embarrassing enough."
The two stepped back, "I'm sorry Rainbow," said the doctor sincerely, "without diminishing anything, I was referring to five other clitorises that are of equal size.”
The nurse turned to him "Wait, are you saying that the-"
The doctor gave her a tiny nod.
'Like this?"
"Mm-hum"
The nurse paused in a moment of reflection before softly uttering "Wowww"
“Is that some kind of medical term?” Dash asked sarcastically.
“Very funny Ms. Dash,” Holly replied.
“Yeah, I thought so.” Dash said. Holly looked at her and they shared a smirk,
“Okay, so I’m going to start now.”
Dash closed her eyes and gritted her teeth as if she was going to get an injection, then she nodded.
As the nurse began the examination, her hoof brushed up against Dashes pubic mound. Dash involuntarily squeezed her hips in a little contraction.
“Are you okay, Rainbow?”
“Oh, yeah, sorry, I couldn’t help it.”
“That’s fine - it’s perfectly natural. I’m going to touch you now, okay? I need to perform a complete exam and to do it I need to spread the lips of your vagina, okay.”
Dash’s face turned bright red. “Can’t you do this part, doctor?” Dash looked at him, pleading, "Nothing against you Hol- Nurse Starling, but it’s really weird for - " She took one look at Holly, then closed her eyes and muttered, Oh, go ahead and just get it over with.”
“Okay, now try to relax.” The nurse gently pulled one of Dash’s vaginal lips to the side. The feeling of her hoof and the movement sent a wave of pleasure that Dash was completely unfamiliar with. She was barely able to stifle a tiny moan. The nurse looked up at her and smiled. “Did I hurt you?”
Dash was blushing, “No, I’m cool..”
The nurse looked up and over the top of the blanket. “Okay, I’m going to look at the right side now.”
Dash nodded.
“It’s going to be okay, Rainbow. Just try to relax.” Dash looked at her and exhaled, then smiled a tiny bit. The nurse looked back down between Dash’s legs. Still holding one side open, she reached down with her other hoof and very gently pulled the other side until her vagina was fully exposed. “Subjectively it’s as close to perfect as I’ve ever seen.. I’ve seen quite a few vagina’s in medical school due to a certain professor who was determined that I get past it, but never… " she looked closer, in fascination, "... like this." The nurse seemed to forget exactly what she was doing and gently, but eagerly, began to closely examine the texture of her skin, noted the thickness of her vaginal lips, the flawlessness of her external reproductive organs, carefully manipulating Rainbow's tender vagina in the process. Dash’s little moans and vaginal contractions became secondary to her. All that Dash knew was that whatever the nurse was doing was beyond any pleasurable sensation she’d ever experienced. The only thing that equaled it were the feelings of incredible shame and embarrassment that went right along with them, but she was determined to remain calm and try to act mature. Even with the pleasure, her shame overcame her.
“I don’t want to like keep complaining, but this is getting REALLY embarrassing,” Dash said, her cheeks a deep red.
“I’m sorry Rainbow, I’ll try to get this completed as soon as I can, but at this point in your life, you’re body is at kind of a nexus - a key point - sexually and unless we perform a complete examination and address any issues, I can’t in all good conscience, clear you to fly.”
“So just what does my puss- my vagina, have to do with flying?” Dash asked, annoyed.
“Rainbow, if you have an infection it could have serious long term implications on your ability to have foals.”
“Holly, I don’t have any plans on ever having foals, ever. I’ve got the Mane Six, which, of course, is starting to slow down, but the Wonderbolts are starting to pick up. Spitfire is giving me more responsibilities, so yeah, being a mom is really not in my future.”
“Okay, but you could still get extremely sick from it. If it goes systemic, the first muscles that are affected are your pectoral and wing muscles, however the real issue is that if it goes systemic, it could ultimately be fatal, and to be totally honest, we both know we won’t get you back for a complete exam until you don’t need one, so if you want clearance to fly when everything heals up, you need to let me do a complete exam. And while we're being honest, Rainbow, stop being so selfish, you know you mean you mean a lot of different things to a lot of ponies”
Dash propped herself up on her elbows looked at her in genuine surprise and said softly, “Really?"
Holly smiled at her, "yeah."
Dash blushed, and without looking away from Holly, lay back, rested her head on the thick pillow, and with a wiggle of her butt, spread her legs a little wider. Holly's smile slowly began to fade and opened her mouth to say something, but at the last moment, stopped.
“Okay, back to business.” the nurse continued, Dash began to feel the tenderness of the nurse's touch which was becoming even more pleasurable . As the feelings of this entirely new kind spread through her vagina and hips the young pony suddenly closed her eyes, and sucked in a gasp of pleasure, “Everything okay?” Holly asked.
“Yeah, definitely okay.”
The nurse next slid Rainbow’s clitoral hood back, fully exposing her impressive clitoris. The sensation left Dash unable to keep herself from whimpering as another ecstatic wave of pleasure passed through her body causing an involuntary spasm that made her rump clench tight and lift slightly off the table. The nurse slid her clitoral hood back down, bringing another wave of erotic pleasure to Dash.
“Rainbow, would you clench your outer muscles for me?”
Dash smiled at her in an erotic haze "For you Nurse Starling? Anything. How's this?" Holly watched as Dash clenched her muscles tight, bringing the outer lips together until her outer coat closed. Dash giggled as the hair of her coat tickled the shaft of her partiality erect clit as it closed around it. Holly couldn't help but stare - while nothing else of her genitals was visible, Dash's hard clit was clearly protruding past her cleft.
“Okay, you can relax now.” The nurse picked up a piece of gauze from the tray, reached forward and wiped the thick line of cum that had appeared between the lips of Rainbow’s vagina. Dash suppressed a whimper. As the nurse pulled the gauze away, a long string of cum draped from it back to Dash’s swollen lips.
The nurse looked over at the doctor sitting taking notes, “Uh, doctor?" He looked up with an expression that told her that she should know what to do at this point. She remained uncertain and uncomfortable, “Um, she's - I mean her…”
“Yes?”
“It appears that she’s becoming aroused. I’m not sure what to do.”
“What you do, Nurse Starling, is you remain professional, as you are doing. You saw that she was in need of cleaning so you took the gauze and you cleaned her. Carry on with the exam, but perhaps any further discussion about this particular topic should be made out of earshot of the patient.”
She smiled at his supportive comment as she walked over to him. “Thanks doctor.” she continued, her voice low. The doctor held the quill in his magic field and waited for her dictation. "The patient’s vagina is almost perfectly symmetrical, the color is evenly pink, no extraneous skin, well formed vaginal lips with a healthy, moderately protruding labia majora and minora.”
“Is that all?” He asked, the tone of his voice suggesting she be completely forthright.
“Well, no.”
“Then please continue.”
“Yes, of course.” she drew a breath, “During the exam, the patient became sexually aroused. Her genitals displayed engorgement and she produced a small to moderate amount of secretion. When asked, the patient contracted her labia majora. Her clitoris extended beyond her cleft, so much so that from almost any angle, even while squeezing the muscles of her pelvic floor to close her vaginal cleft, it can be seen Doctor - do you think she’s aware of this?”
“I’m not sure, let's move on."
The nurse nodded and held the gauze to her muzzle and sniffed, then pulled back with a startled blink and looked at it, then leaned in and with it just in front of her muzzle, inhaled deeply.
"Nurse?"
"Huh? Oh- I'm sorry," she turned to the doctor, blushing, “Completely healthy and normal. No odor to suggest infection, color, however the thickness of her secretions appears heavier than I’d expect suggesting possible glandular occlusion.” As she looked back between Dash’s legs her eyes went wide, “Her…her clitoris is fully erect and has, as expected, is of extraordinary size.” She turned and looked at the doctor, who stood alongside her, looking between Rainbow Dash's legs “Are all six of them really like this?” she asked.
“Well I haven’t seen the other’s aroused, but yes, all six,” he replied, “and each as shy as Ms. Dash. Personally, I’d like to compare them side by side. I've often suspected some links to being the Elements of Harmony and their physiology, but I can’t determine what it is. I suspect the unusual size provides more contact with the male’s penis, bringing about increased pleasure, which increases the interest in copulation, increasing likelihood of conception and thereby spreading their genes.”
The nurse bit her lower lip and asked, “How would you classify them - somewhat abnormal or extremely abnormal?”
He smiled at her “Yes, I suppose some might say somewhat abnormal, while others might say extremely abnormal.”
“Um - just, you know, for reference, what would you say?”
He looked at her and smiled, “Well, in these cases, the only judgment that matters, is that of the mare, and in the case of this exceptional pony right here, I would use the word extremely, but not abnormal, I’d say it was extremely pleasurable.” He turned and faced the young nurse, addressing her directly, “ In fact, Miss Holly Starling, I’d say it’s something of a gift, and as you said earlier, something to be thoroughly enjoyed, either alone,” he watched her blush till she was almost red, “or in the company of somepony you care deeply about.”
“Oh, yes, well, um, not, you know, certainly not me, But what if the other pony, the one the mare likes, sees it and, well, is less than - well, if you’ll permit me, freaked out by it? What can she do? What if she’s afraid to let him see it because of that reason?”
He smiled warmly, “Nurse, I’m not entirely sure how we got here, but I will offer what limited wisdom I’ve gained in my life. What we are discussing is not the size of a mare’s clitoris, isn’t that right, Ms. Dash?”
Rainbow’s eyelids were still half closed as she kept recalling in her mind the pleasures she’d just experienced, replied,
“Huh?”
He smiled at her, “What we are discussing is trust. If this mare is worried that the pony she loves might be upset the first time he or she sees this mare’s magnificent clitoris then perhaps the real issue is one of trust. If this mare somehow thinks that the pony’s opinion of them will change over something as simple as the size of a physical appendage, then how deep is their relationship? Or perhaps she’ll think that another pony’s opinion of her will justify her fear that she’s somehow ‘abnormal.’ when, like her clitoris, she is actually exceptional. Now Holly, I think we are done with this theoretical conversation. Nurse Starling, let’s complete the examination and go home. You should wipe your eyes first - tears tend to blur one’s vision.”
“Would it be unprofessional for a nurse to hug her employer?”
“Yes, but it would be very welcome for a stallion to receive a hug from a mare he would be proud to call his daughter.”
The two hugged. “Okay, okay, let’s continue this tomorrow when you come over for lunch with my family, how would that be?”
“That would be great!”
“And if there’s another pony you’d like to bring, get word to me, okay?”
“Oh, that's so nice of of you, thanks!”
Nurse Starling turned back toward Dash, “I’m going to proceed with the exam. Ms. Dash..”
Dash, still dreamily recovering from the new, amazing pleasure answered. “Yeah, sure, whatever."
"Would you mind if I took some measurements?"
"Help yourself," Dash smiled almost drunkenly.
The nurse retrieved a horn caliper from the cabinet. At the end of each leg was a sharp point for precise measurements. The nurse blanched at the sight of it. "Don't we have the bulb-ended one? This one is so… pointed."
"I'm afraid not. The axle is loose, besides, this one is far more accurate, and how often will you have this opportunity?"
"I suppose you're right." she paused "Can you imagine if we were able to get measurements of all six of them? This complete and detailed? We could compare them! Ask them when and if they noticed the changes? See if there are differences based on their race? Or position in the group?"
"That would be quite the study, however I doubt Princess Twilight would agree to it."
"Perhaps, the nurse paused, "But from what I know about how competitive Rainbow is with a certain other member of the Mane Six, if word got out about this, I’ll have more than enough opportunities with a certain earth pony.”
She was careful not to let Dash see the caliper as she carefully opened it. With the tip of her hoof she slid the hood of Rainbow Dash's clitoris as far back as she could. Dash's rump tightened hard and once again lifted slightly. "Oh fuck…" she gasped as quietly as she could. She opened her eyes and looked at the nurse, “Ohmygosh - I’m so sorry!” she whispered.
“It’s perfectly fine.”
“You’re telling me - what was that? You know what? - don’t tell me.”
"Okay - now it's important that you stay perfectly still."
"Yeah, sure whatever you say,” Dash said with a soft smile.
Turning the dial on the caliper, she watched the stainless steel tips spreading apart and winced at the thought of one of them touching the head of her own clitoris. Then she heard the doctor’s words “...how often will you have this opportunity?"
She continued to turn the dial and bring it close to Dash’s clit to get as accurate a measurement as she could..It became clear that her genitals were starting to relax. She thought about whether or not she should do it.
“...how often will you have this opportunity?"
It seemed wrong in many ways..
“...how often will you have this opportunity?"
The nurse brought the calipers close and slid Dash’s clitoral hood back, and as Dash whimpered in pleasure and moved, she saw her clitoris start to swell, so she let go of her hood, re-adjusted the caliper and went back to the measurement. Once again she pressed the hood of Rainbow’s clit down and slid it back and once more Dash moaned in pleasure and once again her clitoris became more engorged so once again she adjusted the calipers. After the third time the doctor asked,
“Nurse Starling, is everything okay?”
“Yes doctor, I keep having to re-adjust the calipers…”
He scowled for a moment, then his mouth opened in a moment of realization, “Ah. Do you think they’ll be any need to adjust it again?”
“No, I think we’ve reached the maximum.”
“Very well, carry on.”
She looked at Dash’s fully erect clitoris. It extended, far beyond the covering of the hood. It appeared to throb. Quickly she held it back and brought the calipers next to it. Her eyes went wide.
“Thirty six thungs long at, um, a full state of arousal..” she reported to the Doctor who replied with a calm,
“Very good, now the width please.”
“Ten thungs”” she said. Looking over at him. He glanced up at her and nodded,
“Thank you Nurse” he looked at her expression of concern, “Exceptional Ms - Holly, as I think about it, any other opinion is what I would call freakish. Is that clear dear?”
She smiled broadly, “Yes.”
“Doctor, I think her being in a high state of arousal may have been fortuitous.”
“Go on.” he said, clearly anticipating a specific response.
“I’m a little concerned about the potential for the glandular occlusion of the Bartholin and Skene ducts. Based on her age and level of arousal I would have expected her secretions not to be quite as thick and there to be much more of it. Also she has six of each as opposed to the typical two.”
“I knew you deserved to be at the top of my class.”
“Thank you doctor.”
“If your suspicions are correct, what will the next steps be?”
“She’s most likely going to have to go through the vagilis organa potion therapy.”
“Unfortunately you are correct. This is such a rare condition - I don’t recall ever having to prescribe it. In most cases I find entertainment in irony, but in the case of Rainbow, I’m really going to have my hooves full trying to explain it, if you’ll pardon the expression.
“Would you like me to discuss it with her, should our suspicions be correct?”
“I’d appreciate it if you would. Explain to her how serious it is and that she’s just going to have to get over - really over it.”
“Three times a day, correct?”
“Yes, morning, noon and night, and she has to collect her secretions from each session and bring it back to… who knows about this? Zecora? I think she’s the only one.”
“I’m sure Princesses Celestia and Luna have come across it in the thousands of years they’ve been alive. No pun intended. Maybe they can help.” The doctor just looked at the nurse as she struggled not to laugh. In a moment he found himself in the same predicament. “Your Royal Highnesses, here are my daily results from-”
He was turning red trying not to laugh, “Don’t say it Holly, or you are fired.” She had tears rolling down her cheeks. She nodded and they managed to regain some control. “She truly is a wonderful pony and certainly deserves to be a member of the Mane Six, not to mention being a senior member of the Wonderbolts. and we should treat her with as much respect as a pony of her standing deserves..”
“I couldn’t agree more, doctor.”
Just then a fully recovered Rainbow Dash propped herself up on her elbows, "Not to be pushy or anything, but I was thinking maybe you should do a little more examining down there."
The nurse looked up. "I know Rainbow, we can discuss it and I’ll give you some things to read to explain it to you.”
"Oh." Dash said quietly. She lay back, and began to think. Then she slowly smiled and sat up and looked slyly at the nurse “You know, now that you mention it, I think there might be something wrong. that's not in those books”
“I’m not surprised, Is it very painful? See if you can show me where the pain is.”
“Um…uh…wherever you had your hooves before. Whatever it was you were doing, I think you need to do that again.”
At that moment the nurse began to have regrets about what she had done. “I think we need to let things subside. Everything else looks okay..”
“Yeaaaah, well I think you should check again anyway.”
Out in the waiting room the bell over the entrance door chimed. A mare’s annoyed voice called out “Doctor!!”, “I caught him doing it AGAIN! He won’t stop! Can’t you give him something? He’s turning into some kind of pervert!”
“I’ll be right there, Mrs Mash." the doctor called back. He turned to the two mares "Will you two excuse me for a moment? It appears a certain colt has been upsetting his mother, again I shouldn’t take that long. Please proceed with the exam, Nurse Holly Starling, I have a feeling this is going to take quite a long time,” he said, rolling his eyes. .
“Of course, doctor.”
“And don’t worry, Rainbow Dash, you’re in good hooves…” he said with a kind smile.
Rainbow smiled back and muttered, “Yeah, no kidding.”
“Hmm?” he paused
“Oh, yeah, sure doc.”
The doctor smiled at her, “Good. One last thing, there's all kinds of trust in the world and you have both taken a very impressive step in one kind, but there is a far more important kind that each of you, in your respective lives, with those you love, that you need to share. Give it some thought over the weekend. Carry on.” He smiled at them, opened the door and went into the waiting room, closin g the door behind him.
Author's Note
Things are about to get...interesting
Holly walked over to the desk and picked up the clipboard, “Just give me a second Rainbow - I want to check these notes.” She began flipping through them, pausing as though reading and then going back to others.
“Uh, what just happened?” Dash asked, “I mean it’s not like I’ve had a lot of pelvic exams, but even if I had, I mean… Is this typical?”
Holly kept her eyes on the clipboard as she flipped through the notes, but her brain was racing almost as fast as her heart. In less than a couple of minutes dozens of thoughts raced through her mind…
Typical?? Things couldn’t be less typical if Princess Twilight showed up with a beer and offered to show off HER clit! Let’s see how things stand at the moment- I am with her - my uh, hero, but now she’s the pony I’ve shared things with in the last fifteen minutes that I’ve never told anypony, in a hundred words or less. Then there’s that first Wonderbotls show that I went to. What about that? I think she might have noticed me. Right? Didn’t she? I know she did, she looked at me for what seemed like quite a while. Was it too long? Maybe… but come on - was she really looking at me? There were so many ponies there packed on those bleachers, how could I be sure it was me she was looking at? This is too crazy! What about all those times she’d fly by so close to me as part of the Deltoid formation and kind of… maybe… glance out of the corner of her eye, no - she couldn’t have been- but maybe she actually was. What about the whole Hidden Pass routine? Why was she always under my bleachers? It was just a coincidence, that’s all. Can you imagine if it wasn’t a coincidence? Can you imagine if it was real? Who am I kidding, that’s all I’ve been doing since it happened! But maybe it really wasn’t just a coincidence. Maybe I was right - she was under there because of me. Oh, Holly - you are absolutely crazy! You know what you were thinking - what you want to believe, because she’s like you. Somehow she discovered your secret.
Holly continued to flip the pages on the clipboard as though looking for something of vital importance.
Was it when she was under those bleachers? She was waiting for her cue to fly out of that central stairway that opens up in the middle of the bleachers. Did she look up and noticed you? I was the only pony wearing a skirt and panties, and that’s pretty obvious from under there. Do you honestly think that she looked under your skirt? Especially that second time when you imagined she was there when that happened? Right under you, looking? I still can’t understand why it happened - how I got so excited.. I’m not a filly fooler! Can you imagine if I was? My entire family would hate me more than they do already - how could I EVER tell my parents?! The actual reason I got all excited and you know - maybe a little horny - okay a LOT horny, was NOT because I thought that maybe Rainbow Dash was under there looking up at me, it was because I was thinking about Drizzle and how we were going back to his place after the show and I was going to do that thing to him. How could I be a filly fooler if I’m dating a stallion that I’m going to get engaged to? Did she actually see it? See my clit pressing out against my panties? Or had she somehow guessed about me? No other mare wears them- not even skirts- why would they? Of course they don’t - because they don’t have that something extra that Rainbow and I both have and they can’t understand everything that goes with it - the embarrassment and shame. Mine may not be as big as hers, but it’s really close and I had to learn to find ways to hide it when I was growing up and it was growing up too.. This wouldn’t be anything if ponies wore pants all the time, but when you don’t, this really becomes shameful. Of all things! It’s ridiculous! Imagine being a creature where it didn’t matter because even if you have a really big one and even if it’s hard, you still couldn’t see it, But when I read her chart and saw that she was like me and would understand… but she’s Rainbow Dash! She’s a member of the Mane Six! She’s a Wonderbolt... and she's adorable, oh she's so adorable, and sweet and funny, and an egotistical, self centered jerk, but there is something else there - something nopony sees. Maybe her five friends do, but not like I do. She's such a perfect, adorable jerk. What would she want with me? Even if we have the same embarrassing problem. Even though her chart hinted that she was - that her clitoris was really big, I had no idea how big. I could tell by the notes that Nurse Warm Heart had some kind of issues with the whole thing, which wouldn’t have helped Rainbow with her embarrassment problem - especially during pelvic exams. I just wanted to show her that I understood why things were so difficult for her with Nurse Warm Heart when it came time for these things. Or is it something else? No, I love Drizzle and he loves me, even if he has been studying late with those other students so much. How could I ever think Rainbow Dash would be under my bleachers and happen to notice the one mare who happened to be wearing white panties? But what if I was right? What if she did notice and she really was the sound I heard was her under me? My heart was racing so hard. Should I be freaked out? Was it really creepy? Did she just happen to notice them? I mean they must have looked like a white flag. And then she did that new routine where they flip on their backs and hover. Why did she pick right in front of me? Maybe it was because right afterward they did the Hidden Pass and that would mean she only had to zip around back so she could make her entrance through the center stairway opening near where we sat. And she was hovering on her back. Right in front of me. And I’d read her chart. And I knew she was big, and so that’s where I looked. That bump was not imaginary - it was definitely her clitoris. Of course I had to go and think about it, what it probably looked like and then I felt mine get hard, and she went under the bleachers and I thought about her being there - seeing me all excited like that - pushing against the fabric. Did she see it? Did she see me getting wet? I was sooo gooey when we got back to his cloudiminium. I went to the bathroom and you could see the wet spot there. I came so close to doing it right there in his bathroom! Then he had to rush out to his study group before I could surprise him with that thing , and then when I was alone in the bathtub that night I almost started to do it. I know I would have thought about her - imagined what she looked like behind that stretchy silky fabric. But I’m NOT a filly-fooler. So why did I REALLY wear those panties the next day when I went to the show alone? I mean Drizzle did say there was a small chance he might be able to join me. He brought me those sheer panties that you can see right through or rather that he can see right through - that’s the point. And I looked at myself in the mirror and I could see it, you could clearly see my clit mashed up against the fabric. And then I had to squeeze it to make sure it was front and center and not tucked under the hood. I had a huge clit just like hers and I understood. When I got there I had to maneuver between those two stallions to make sure I was in the exact same spot as I had been on the day before. Then she did it again - hovered in front of me in the Deltoid formation, I KNOW she kept glancing at me! Then she flew around back and under the bleachers, waiting for her cue to fly up and out of that stairwell. Did she see it when she was under there? Did she see how excited I was? How hard my clit got? When you’ve got a clit this big, it really is an erection, and it got so hard. I swear I could hear her breathing under there. I wanted so much for her to be there, to reach up and touch me, to caress that taut, wet fabric. I know I was dripping. What was she doing? Did she stare at it and rub her beautiful clit? Did she go home and fantasize about me? She couldn’t have - her poor pussy is - it has to hurt. - her ducts are so occluded. So now what do I say when I look up at her? - “Were you masturbating while looking at my engorged clit under the bleachers all three times or just the last two?” How can we talk about this? What if this whole thing is in my head and I only imagined it was her clit I saw when she was hovering in front of me at the shows? No, that was definitely her clit. I can’t make a fool of myself but I feel like this is the only chance we’ll get…
“Uh Holly? Are you okay? You’ve been reading those notes for awhile now, and your face is all red. What’s going on?”
Holly put the clipboard down and sighed, then she went over and sat next to Dash on the examination table.
“I know I seem a little crazy. I think everything I’ve wanted to say to you all happened at once. I wanted to make sure Rainbow Dash was healthy and well. I knew you would be here and I read your chart and I tried to prepare myself, but the moment I saw you I kind of lost my cool. I mean, I wanted to be so professional and I wanted to put you at ease and tell you that no matter what happened in the past that I could forget it, if you wanted me to or if it even happened or whatever and just treat you like a patient. I tried to hide the fact that you were due for a pelvic exam because I could tell by your chart that you were kind of shy, like me. I knew you’d need one eventually, but I was hoping to make you feel comfortable enough at the doctor’s office to come on a regular basis and establish a relationship with you that was comfortable enough that I could perform something as personal as a pelvic exam without upsetting you.”
Dash’s very confused expression slowly gave way to another one of uncertainty and finally a sweet smile. “Wow, that’s really, like, being a great doctor. Nothing against Dr. Wellmare, but I don’t think- wait, was this just for me? You know, all that ‘making me comfortable’ stuff?”
“If we’re being honest, then… yes. Not all of it, I’ve begun reading the charts of all his patients to educate myself about them. As far as treating you, I thought after going to all those shows and reading all your medical records a few times and all you know, seeing you fly, I thought I wouldn't be as star struck.”
“Uh-huh - that’s cool. You know, as long as we’re being honest, I know you’re a fan, but, like, is there, you know…”
“More to it? Oh, you mean…”
“..yeah, you know, right?”
The sigh of relief that escaped Holly’s mouth was as revealing as what Dash had said without actually saying it. The white elephant in the room had just become a white Ursa Major. When she looked at Rainbow she saw the flush of pink rise through her neck, into her cheeks and go up to the top of her mane. If the sense of awkwardness had been present before - it was unbelievable now. To someone listening to the conversation without context, Holly’s next words would have been about the strangest things she could have said. Holly passed all the possible conversational detours and let Dash know where things stood right away - “Wow, you don’t kid around with the whole honesty thing. No, I’m pretty much a mare’s mare. In fact I’ve got a coltfriend who I’ve been seeing for a while now. We’re going to get married when he gets his WM degree. I mean after we get engaged.”
“Oh, he’s going for his Weather Master degree, cool. He’s the pegasi with the grey coat and he has blue eyes, right? Not bad.”
Holly started for a moment, “Oh -uh, yeah,” she paused, “how did you know?”
“I just, you know, figured he was the pegasi that you’re always with.”
“So you were looking at me.”
“Uh…yeah...” Dash had to keep from saying “Duh!”
Holly avoided the implication “At the shows, of course. Yes, that’s him. He’s not much of a fan, but he knows that I am so he always goes with me.”
“Yeah, that’s pretty cool of him.” Dash was so nervous she felt nauseous. She decided to take a chance. “Um, I saw you a few times-”
“You DID?” Holly caught the implication.
“Uh, yeah, when you came to the shows alone.”
Holly froze.
Oh fuck.
Oh Fuck
Oh fuck oh fuck oh FUCK! FUCK! I am screwed - I am a perv and a freak. She's thinking that right now and trying to find a way to say it. I have completely blown my one chance with her. Why did I do it? Stupid fucking panties! Why didn't I just start masturbating right then when she was under there? Just hold my pussy wide open so she could see my giant clit, all hard and wet and watch me humiliate myself? Holly, you are totally the biggest idiot that ever existed.!
“Oh, um yeah, you, uh, saw me.” (Come on Holly…) “So what did you think, you know, about what you saw?” Holly giggled nervously. She also felt like she was going to throw up, but she wasn’t even close to the wave of nerves she saw wash over Rainbow. Once again a red blush started from the blue pegasi’s neck and went all the way up to the top of her head.
Dash looked down at the ground, then back up again, “Oh, yeah, um, well, I, you know… um. It was really nice - I mean, you looked really really nice you know, just sitting there in the bleachers - on top of the bleachers- since that’s all I saw of you and I wasn’t doing anything creepy like.. Oh, you know, anything. Besides, even if I DID see anything, like you said, you’re a mare’s mare - all about the stallions, just like me… um… so, yeah.”
Rainbow closed her eyes in self loathing, Great going Dash! Why not just tell her “Oh yeah Holly, your pussy is like the finest, most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. I guess I’m not a freak after all. - your clit is almost as big as mine! Even though the first time I saw you in the stands and saw how much you looked like your cousin, which was weird except you have that beautiful difference. - that kindness and realness and… those eyes. I almost crashed three times just looking at you and it’s been kind of hard to stop thinking about you since then and your face, and your eyes, and your smile, and how you waved at me and how stupid I felt and how I am NOT a filly fooler! They're fine, but that is not me! I go for cool ponies like Soarin, and Big Mac. I should have told Mac before he got married! He's the sweetest, most wonderful stallion in the world,
And that fucking cock of his! That thing... I could spend hours riding that. I bet I could even work my way up to putting that in my mouth and sucking on it. Oh fuck don't start thinking about sucking his cock... that's disgusting - yeah then why do I want him to cum in my mouth so bad? No, I am not a filly fooler - defiantly not. It's just that, well, Holly, with you it's just different. You are so beautiful and kinda special. Actually very special. But you were sitting there with king doofus - even if he is really cute he's still a doofus. Then there was the Deltoid formation, and I was in front of you and I could feel myself getting hard but I didn’t care. Maybe I wanted you to see me. Then under the bleachers, seeing your white panties and you got all excited but I bet it was because you had that really cute boyfriend who is still King Doofus, just a cute King Doofus but he has to be cute because…welll - it’s you. and you got thinking about the sex you were going to have with him or had with him. And then you had to wear those see through things. And you were alone! And your clit was pressed so hard against them. What was that about? If I didn’t have to fly out for the Hidden Pass routine, I would have perv’d out right there - I don’t care how much of a loser it made me! I had to keep my legs closed the whole rest of the show after that! None of the ‘bolts said anything about it, but they were sure smirking at me and winking. At least this time it wasn’t behind my back... Oh no. No no no…Don’t think about that Dash - no… don’t go back there - that was horrible - that was the worst week of your life and you’ve been able to keep it buried all this time. Oh fuck, it’s going to start, please oh please not here, not with her, stop thinking about it - keep it together…”
“Rainbow? Are- are you okay? Are you crying? What’s wrong?” Then Holly leaned over and pulled the beautiful cyan pegasi, to her and sweetly said, “It’s okay, come here…”
Dash suddenly burst into uncontrolled, heart wrenching sobs.
Author's Note
Yes, this entire story is about sex. It was supposed to be a silly one off but it kept getting more involved. And I began thinking "What if you made their anatomy much more human and if a certain part of a mare's anatomy was "exceptional?" The story keeps bouncing between two odd concepts, the funny thing is this story doesn't really work in any other setting. The next chapter gets even more bizarre...
