Things are going great for the endlessly charming Posey. She’s got killer looks, a ponytail to die for, and a job yelling at ponies in the art museum. What more could she ask for? Well, maybe to live in a world without Sunny Starscout.

For some reason, Sunny thinks Posey shouldn’t give up on her dream of getting her art into the museum—she’s annoying like that. Posey decides to humor Sunny for a day, not realizing she was about to inspire a religious experience that would change Maretime Bay forever.

Oh—fair warning, there’s dirty stuff in here. After all, a good story is my fetish.

CW: Definitely nothing worse than out-of-season holiday references. Promise (not really).

Prereaders: MockingBirb.