Alright, let's do this one last time. Hi, my name's Will, big fan of all things tanks and dinosaurs. An average working man, I decided to attend my first Comic-con with my best friend George as Decepticon Brawl (the movie version). Everything was normal until a strange man called me over, trying to sell me this weird cannon with a Decepticon logo to "complete the look". Naturally, being a random git, I chose the egg in his counter. Things went... horribly wrong afterwards and now I'm a radioactive iguana in a land called Equestria.

Which is funny because I don't know much about this place, and I don't know why there are a bunch of talking ponies. But hey, I get to be the most controversial radioactive lizard in existence.