Our story begins at a house that looks like the Teardown California House. We see the three little fillies we all know and accept, the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Right now, they’re sneaking into Mr ClayJeffion’s house because of his swimming pool. Each of them has their one-piece swimsuits on, AB’s being Green, Sweetie’s being pink, and Scoot’s being red. Lets not forget they each have their own swimming goggles. Plus they’re carrying towels.
“This is a bad idea!”, Sweetie Belle whispered.
“Well, do you wanna be in that crowded public pool instead, being squished by all our classmates?”, Apple Bloom asked. “I know trespassing is wrong, but at this point, I’m desperate for some private pool time!”
“Apple Bloom’s right!”, Scootaloo agreed. “You need to stop worrying so much!”
“I guess you’re right”
Apple Bloom picked the door open, and snuck through the hallways. That’s when Sweetie Belle noticed the security cameras, and used her magic to unplug them.
“Okay, now we won’t get caught!”, Sweetie Belle confirmed.
“Way to go!”, Apple Bloom congratulated.
Little did they know, Mr ClayJeffion had an alert for whenever the camera shut off unexpectedly…
Back with the trio, they set their towels on the brick wall, and jumped into the pool one at a time. We get a one minute montage of them swimming and relaxing as “The Nutcracker” plays in the background.
After the montage, we see Apple Bloom floating on her back, Sweetie Belle resting on a floaty, and Scootaloo preparing to jump off the diving board.
“Wow, this was such a great time!”, Apple Bloom sighed as Scootaloo jumped into the pool. “I don’t see why we didn’t do this YEARS ago!”
“HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!!”, Mr ClayJeffion shouted from a distance.
“Oh no, he came back early?!”, Scootaloo gasped.
“I HAVE A FLAMETHROWER!! DON’T MAKE ME USE IT!!”
“We have to hide, NOW!”, Sweetie Belle exclaimed as they swam out of the pool.
They ran inside his house, and as Scootaloo slammed the glass door, it slightly shattered.
“SCOOTALOO!”, Apple Bloom scolded.
“Sorry!”
They split up, and hid in different places. Apple Bloom hid in the shower, Sweetie Belle hid behind the TV, and Scootaloo hid in the pantry.
“You can run, but you CAN’T hide, from FIRE!!”, Mr Clay yelled as he torched all his furniture.
Clay then walked into the bathroom, and AB tried to stay as quiet as possible. But it was only a matter of time before the fire reached the bathroom.
The crusaders jumped out of their hiding spots and ran all over the place. Making Mr Clay pull out his FIREWORK GUN. But he immediately killed himself after a firework flew up his a-NOSE.
The crusaders ran out the main entrance and shouted “FREEDOM!!”
When they got back, Applejack had a talk with the trio about their actions.
“What you did today wasn’t okay! How would YOU like it if somebody snuck into your bedroom and messed with all your stuff?”, Applejack asked. “I get you weren’t trying to do anything malicious, but still!”
“We’re sorry, Applejack”, Apple Bloom apologized. “I know trespassing is illegal, but-”
“I get it, you wanted more swimming space”, Applejack understood. “Now, Imma let you off with a warning as you aren’t the ones who burnt his house down, Mr ClayJeffion brought that on himself. Though, the next time you want to cool down, just tell me, and I can take you to the lake or something!”
“We understand”, Sweetie Belle nodded.
“And I’m sorry for breaking his glass door”, Scootaloo added.
“I forgive you guys”, Applejack concluded.
(Edit: This story isn’t exactly 1000 words long, so here’s the lyrics to a song. Oh cool, that rhymes!)
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who's brave and ready for trouble? (You are, you are)
Who's so unbelievably humble? (You are, you are)
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who's the ‘gato who rolls the dice?
And gambles with his life?
Who's never been touched by a blade?
Puss in Boots is never afraid!
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Instrumental]
He's the vein of justice
Stands up against evil!
Fighting for the people
And he's very good looking
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Puss in Boots!
Puss in Boots!
Never been touched
[Instrumental]
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
Who is your favorite fearless hero?
[Instrumental]
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