Unorthodox Funding Methods for the Betterment of Humanity
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Doing It In the Name of Science!
Unorthodox Funding Methods for the Betterment of Humanity
“I have to do this for Science! I can do this. So what’s a little bit of dignity lost? Scientists have lost limbs and even their lives in the names of science. This is a relatively small price to pay, Twilight!”
The young lady’s thoughts were in complete turmoil. Was she really about to go through with this?
Time felt so nebulous. She was completely unable to keep track of it at all, not while she knew what she was going to do.
Suddenly, a buff bouncer walked into the waiting area. She clenched at her lab coat as he said her name. If there was any chance to just turn back, pretend like this never happened, that chance came and went.
But then he raised a hand to her. Something was being said in his earpiece. His gaze firmly on her as she crossed her legs. After a minute of back and forth, something unexpected came out of his mouth:
The city of Los Pegasos (Not to be confused with Las Pegasus), what a sight it was at night. The sunset over the western coast, the sky a mix of orange and purple as the sun seemed to sink down into the ocean. To the right, a never ending web of highways and streets, and to the left, the sight of homes, villas and mansions that soared up into the mountainsides and valleys. The living quarters stopped after a certain point, as at the top of the mountains, there was a huge sign that read APPLEWOOD.
On the balcony of a home that was probably worth most, if not all, of Canterlot combined, stood a certain purple girl. Staring off into the ocean with a blank expression. Below her glasses, her face gave a frown. Twilight was taking deep breaths. Suddenly the door opened behind her, which made Twilight jump and give an audible “Ah!” as she turned to face the intruder.
Seeing… no one. Until she looks down and sees her purple and green friend on his four legs. “Oh, it’s just you, Spike,”
Spike whimpered, taking a seat before he looked up into the purple eyes behind those glasses. “...Twilight, are you really sure you want to go through with this? We-”
Twilight looked away as she winced. “Spike, I don’t know how many more times we have to go through this conversation. No one is going to fund my measuring tools for magical powers. We have to use unorthodox methods to get the necessary funding for my theoretical tools,” She gave a huff. An irritated expression that made Spike bow his head down and put his tail between her legs.
“Twilight please, you should just tell your friends. Or at the minimum, do that crowdfund-” Twilight looked down at Spike, seeing his head still down. That last word really triggered her.
“‘SPIKE, I’m NOT having this conversation with you again. Drop it!” Twilight’s resentment spilled out of her mouth. She was starting to raise her voice.
Spike lowered his head again, another weak whimper escaping his snout. Twilight paused completely. She got down on her knees to console her shaking dog, petting him softly before picking him up into her arms.
“...I know you’re concerned for me… I appreciate you looking out for me. But I’m not that little girl from Canterlot High anymore. I’m 21 now, Spike. I calculated the risk, I calculated the costs of what I’m about to do and measured the net gain of all this. It’s barely worth it. But worth it nonetheless.” The purple quietly whispered to her dog. Feeling his tears soak through her oversized hoodie.
“Just be safe, okay? If it becomes too much, leave. I don’t trust those creeps from your SoleAdmirers page. What business do they have seeing your… your, uh… you know…” The dog began to blush as his paw pointed down at that part of her , “...for money. They’re at least 10 years older than you… It just feels really weird and gross,” Spike confessed to her.
Twilight didn’t have an adequate response. When she thought one would come out, she stopped herself. Then, perhaps wishing to lighten up the mood, one finally came out.
“If it were Rarity, you’d be all over it, wouldn’t you?” She said, giggling at her own remark.
“Hey, I don’t like sharing, that’s just weird, dude,” Spike said with a flat tone as the dog hopped off her lap.
With that, Twilight went over to her purse and checked her phone. Two texts, one from Pinkie Pie asking, in a collage of concerned emojis, “Hey, are you alright? Heard you yelling up there,”
The other text, WhistleMaker88, her longest, most loyal donor and supporter of her SoleAdmirers Page, sent a text with a picture of a pole in the middle of some kind of lounge, “Been waiting for this day for over a year, sweetheart~ - Did you get picked up yet?”
She responded first to Pinkie, letting her know things were alright and that she was getting troll comments, AGAIN. And to her fan, she hesitantly wrote “20 more minutes. You didn’t have to wait for me there, silly! Even I know how bad traffic is here,”
With that, the young lady and her dog walk back into their room of the mansion they shared with their friends.
Knock knock knock
“Darling, are you doing okay?” Rarity spoke from behind the locked door.
“Yeah! Ever since we got on the first plane here, you’ve looked like you’ve seen a ghost,” Rainbow Dash commented loudly.
“Ooooh! Is this house haunted and you were just scared to tell us? Are we going to hear weird noises later tonight? What’s the ghost’s name?” Another voice through the door, definitely her pink friend.
“...Quiet, Pinkie. Y’know if ya got anything on yer mind, sugarcube, if you just be honest with us, we won’t judge ya! Promise!” Applejacks’ southern accent was unmistakable through the door.
“Be honest, was it the trail mix I shared with you the night before? You can tell me my cooking’s bad. Just don’t be mean about it, please,” The whispery voice of Fluttershy said.
“Twilight, we’re all friends here. Like Applejack said, if you have something to get off your chest, you can tell us, please!” Sunset Shimmer pleaded to Twilight through the door.
“Well…” Twilight trailed off. She put more focus on getting out a pair of fishnet leggings, fishnet top and a pair of purple high heels all situated next to a lab coat that was at least two sizes too big for her. Staring into them as she thought of a way to quell her friends’ concern. Also reaching for them and beginning to put on those clothes…
“...I… I’m fine! It’s just, I am meeting up with some, uh, friends from uni! Yeah! And uh, I didn’t want to make you feel bad!” Twilight did not fully lie. But she was definitely stretching the truth. Just like she was stretching those fishnets to reach over her thighs.
“New friends?! Why didn’t you just say that to begin with?! I’ll get my silly string ready!” Pinkie Pie said with her usual bit of excitement.
“NO! I mean, I didn’t want to tell you because well, let’s just say you wouldn’t get along with them,” Twilight sped up the rate that she changed. Pausing for only a second to keep track of Spike, who was crawling under her bed.
She changed as quickly as she could into her skirt and top. She then put on the over-sized lab coat. She felt like she was effectively naked and had thrown on a robe to cover herself. After putting on her glasses, she then grabbed her backpack and whistled. Spike crawling out and jumping. When she put her backpack on, Spike spoke up.
“Don’t ask me to like this,” Spike grumbled. Twilight did not reply back.
Twilight opened the door, and her friends looked at her with puzzled expressions.
“Sorry, don’t take it personally. But I can tell you girls that you wouldn’t like these ‘friends’ I have,” Twilight remarked, still getting used to the feel of her heels that she only tried on a few times prior.
The ‘scientist’ made for the door. Opening it to the surprised eyes of her friends.
“Darling… How do I put this? You’re dressed rather, unusually, Twilight! A lab coat with some big heels? BLEH,” Rarity said with a disgusted tone.
“Uh, yeah. Don’t get it twisted, you look-” Rainbow Dash was about to speak her mind, but Twilight just walked past.
“Thanks for the compliments, but I’m running late. Don’t wait up for me,” Twilight moved quickly past her friends. She heard a few of them say to wait up, but she kept walking. She looked at her phone and noticed her ride was just a few minutes away.
Once out of the penthouse they were rooming in, she made her way out to the sidewalk. The sight of expensive sports cars in the driveways. The air was temperate. Not too hot, not too cold.
Just as her ride was pulling in, she felt a hand on her shoulder. She looked back and saw Sunset’s face. “Twilight… Can you just promise me that you’ll keep us updated?”
The car pulled in and honked at them. Twilight gave a nod. “Thanks Sunset. You’ll be the first to know if something goes wrong,” And with that, Twilight jumped into the back of the blue sedan and greeted the driver…
“Last chance to change your mind, Twilight” spoke Spike as the driver looked behind him with a baffled gaze.
This prompted the whole ‘that dog can talk?’ conversation for the duration of the ride.
38 minutes of driving and explaining magic to a taxi driver later…
To say the taxi driver’s mind was blown was an understatement. The driver nearly ran a red light upon hearing of the existence of dimensional magic powered by friendship.
Despite that incident, the ride was actually quite alleviating for Twilight and probably for Spike too. Being able to explain the literal magic of friendship to someone and how it was able to give her dog the ability to talk, and seeing the taxi man’s mind just explode before her never failed to get a smile out of her.
But it was only a small oasis of relief in a desert of doubt and hesitation. When the car came to a complete stop for one final time, when the driver said “this should be your destination”, panic filled the young lady’s heart.
“R-right. Guess I better be going now! Thanks for the ride!” She said with a wide smile that was trying way too hard to disguise what she truly felt about all this. Stepping out with her purse and backpack in tow. She does a quick text to her friends that she arrived before placing her phone in her backpack with Spike, who gave an upset whine as they walked through the doors of…
Trottington Gentleman’s Club
After going through the metal detectors and filling out a form to confirm her arrival and reservation. Spike had gotten used to sneaking into buildings and going undetected by the guards. So when he jumped out, Twilight was not alarmed.
After a quick frisking, and showing that she had a temporary gig for the weekend, as well as a private show she was starring for, Twilight was finally allowed in.
She was given a key fob for the private rooms and sent a map on her phone. As well as the private gigs that she would be assigned for the next few days she would be there in Applewood.
“It’s for the betterment of science and magic. It’s for the betterment of science and magic. It’s for the betterment of science and magic,” Is what the twitchy purple nerd kept trying to tell herself. The flow of time felt like it slowed to a complete stop with every step. The clicking of her heels playing in slow motion to her ears. Her palms were sweaty as she rubbed it on the labcoat.
She entered the waiting room. A strong stench of cigarettes, perfume and weed clouded the room…
“Looks like you’ll be performing with your friends tonight!” The bouncer said before suddenly, she heard the clicking of more heels going into the waiting room.
“What do you-,” The nerdy college girl turned her head and was in complete shock to see all of her friends. All of them. Dressed as liberally, if not moreso, than her.
Applejack in a pair of daisy dukes, a lasso and cowgirl hat (big shocker).
Rainbow Dash in a rather form-fitting, short baseball uniform, baseball cap and all.
Rarity, not to be outclassed, wore a luxurious dress and pearl necklace.
Fluttershy was wearing some kind of suit made from plant material. Flowers that complemented her well.
Pinkie Pie had on a swimsuit made of candy
And Sunset had on a matching lab coat with seemingly no pants and a pair of safety goggles.
Twilight stood back. Stunned. Did the fumes in the room get to her head? Was she dreaming all this?
Sunset spoke up, “Well, better not keep Whistle Maker waiting,”
“How do you girls know about this? I-I-I don’t know what to say!” The flabbergasted college girl remarked.
“Spike spilled the beans a long time ago. You could have just told us you were needing to make some extra money. We would have gladly helped,” Rainbow remarked.
“Uh-huh, plus did you think you were the only college girl in town who has to pay for things by doing things like this? Darling, no offense but, you are pretty bad at keeping secrets,” Rarity added.
“Tuition ain’t gon’ pay itself, Twilight; I’m just like ya too. We’d be happy to help you in your time of need,” Applejack also added.
“Except for me, I just do this because it’s fun!” Pinkie Pie finally remarked.
“Twilight, take my hand; what do you say we go up on that stage and make these weirdos drain their entire bank account to us. Let’s make your dreams a reality!” Sunset winked at her, putting her hand out.
Twilight didn’t have any words for her. What could she possibly say to match this moment?
Instead, Twilight’s once panicked look turned into a smile. She took her friend's hand and simply nodded. The smile on her face as she got up.
“Alright, that’s sweet and all but we’re on a tight schedule ladies. We got shows booked until 3 AM. Let’s get moving!” The bouncer said, motioning his hand to wrap it up.
The girls marched together in unison. Making for the little stage in the lounge. There were a few guys there waiting. All in suits and ties. Whistling and clapping at the sight of the gang of girls.
The lights go out for a moment. The spotlights track all the girls. Maybe this was just like singing in front of a crowd. Calling it a crowd would be an insult. Seven horny dudes was hardly a crowd.
But the one face she did recognize was Whistle Maker. In his little suit and tie. The way the older man licked his lips at her… she had to do a double take and look at Sunset. A stoic look of confidence as she stepped up to the pole.
She put a thigh up to the pole. Her hands above her head right as the music suddenly started. The lights flashing multiple colors as hip-hop beats blared loudly through the speakers. She looked around to see her friends dancing along to the music, joining in rhythm with them. Moving her hips and body to the beat of the song.
“Just follow my lead, girls,” Sunset called back as she grabbed a hold of the pole and threw her goggles off. Sunset happily swung around the pole, flinging her head back. Stopping every few beats to bend over and show off what exactly was under that lab coat. A pair of very short latex shorts. The shorts showing off her camel toe to the horny men. She would slightly pull them down… teasing it a few times until finally, she flung them off.
By this point, Sunset had built up a sweat. “Mmm… it’s so hot, I know this is against regulation but do you mind if I just…” Sunset spoke, playing into her character as the shorts were pulled off. Sunset did a quick twist of the body, flinging her shorts somewhere off to the side.
Twilight kept watching, unable to keep dancing as she was stunned by not only how bold Sunset but just how… beautiful she looked in that moment.
She looked around and was stunned to see Pinkie and presumably her two favorite fans were each gnawing at the candy bikini… actually, this was quite tame, considering Pinkie Pie.
Over to the side and it looked like Applejack was wrapping a lucky gentleman in ropes. The huge blush on his face and the dumb look of joy said it all.
The rest of the girls appeared to be giving lap dances of some variety. Being showered with money. Dash took off her baseball shirt and shoes. Fluttershy took out one flower slowly at a time from her outfit. Rarity moved with grace, elegance and pizazz as she took off her socks.
“Mmm, I need a peer review for this study~, Twilight!” Sunset suddenly called.
Now was her moment to shine.
Twilight happily made her way to the center stage and the pole.
Twilight grabbed onto the pole, taking a deep breath as she looked at the money at their feet. Twilight moved her body up and down the pole. Remember all the weeks of training she put herself through to get this just right. She was shaky, not nearly as fluid as Sunset but it honestly worked to her favor.
Her top donor was practically drooling watching her put her ass up. Revealing that she had on a pair of cute dolphin panties… And then she felt Sunset’s hands on her ass. “What’s u-AAA”
Smack!
The purple college girl felt her ass be smacked hard by Sunset. It felt much harder than she anticipated. But this seemed to excite Whistle Maker, who nodded even more eagerly at the sight.
The two of them locked gazes. The flashing lights did not stop Twilight from feeling comfort in that moment. “I know this is against regulations but it’s so hot in here, mind if we take this off~?” She said while moving a finger up and down the lab coat.
Twilight looked around, and by this point, most of her friends were either half-naked or in Pinkie’s case, completely naked and telling by how they were going off to another room with the two guys, she was doing way more than just stripping. Typical Pinkie Pie, being extra like always.
Twilight gave a nod. “This experiment requires us to use much more… unorthodox means of gathering data. You could say this is,” Twilight rolled her eyes, this cheesy role-play was just funny to her but if it kept the money flowing, which it was because the pile of money only grew larger by her feet, that was all that mattered.
Twilight tore open her lab coat to reveal her bikini to Whistle Maker and Sunset. Sunset would follow suit. She tore the lab coat off her. Sunset did not have a top on! This made the older man whistle loudly.
“Let’s begin with phase one of our experiment~,” Twilight put her hands on Sunset’s hips, moving her face in as Sunset followed suit. Their lips meet for a kiss. Twilight closes her eyes as Sunset and her lock tongues together for what felt like eons… Twilight rubbing at Sunset’s soft, smooth rear.
Twilight’s heart raced. Not even she could believe what she just did. But something about how confidently Sunset handled things. Unlike Twilight, she did not shake or tremble. She took this situation in stride.
Twilight looked down, a devilish idea entered her mind. A smug smirk on her face, looking into the blushing orange girl’s eye… Twilight raised her hand and gave Sunset’s ass a good smack which made Sunset jump in surprise.
“Phase one complete. Data gathered. Let’s move on to phase two, shall we~?” Twilight said with a smirk. She was still shaky but she was definitely growing into things.
“Yes, let’s~” Sunset said before she took the pole one last time. Twilight stepped back and watched with aroused eyes as Sunset really put on a show to take off the one last piece of clothing she had. That being her panties.
With each twirl, Twilight thought they finally came off - no, now for real, - okay, now for real - wait no-
Twilight crossed her legs. She felt a deep heat building up inside her. Watching not only Sunset, but Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack all now completely naked, all of them dancing for their respective donors, and that’s not even touching on what Pinkie Pie was possibly doing herself.
Then they finally came off. Sunset’s panties hitting Whistle Maker in the face.
Sunset was now completely naked. Just the thought of it made Twilight wet like nothing had before in her life.
Twilight walked over to meet with her friends.
“Your turn, Einstein,” Sunset said with a giggle.
Twilight assumed the position. By this point she didn’t really have anymore hand stands or cool twists in her relatively unathletic body so she opted to keep it simple. A twist and shimmy and shake of her ass here. Biting her lip as she looked at the older man. Flinging her bra to him as he B cups were revealed for the world. Then with one final turn of her ass to the man, she pulled down her panties to reveal her dripping wet pussy to him.
“God it looks even better in person,” Whistle Maker stated in the most horny voice. Whistle Maker threw probably the biggest fist full of cash from his suitcase.
“Now for the final phase of our experiment~,” Sunset said as she held onto Twilight.
Twilight felt her tight grip on her hips and ass. She looked once again at Sunset, feeling Sunset’s hands travel up her body, briefly placing her hand on her chin. Twilight’s eyes lock with sunset… and then she feels her fingers move to her mouth. Twilight gives her friend’s fingers a wet lick.
Twilight knew deep down what was about to happen. And her body yearned for sweet release. Gone were any hesitations and inhibitions. Long as she had her friends by her side, she had everything she needed.
Sunset’s fingers move down Twilight’s exposed body. Twilight looks to see those fingers reach her other set of lips. A small gasp of arousal escaped her lips as the fingers of her friend made contact with her body. Circling around and teasing to make their way into her love passage.
Sunset’s fingers clasped at her clit, making Twilight tremble in arousal. Twilight leaned hard into the pole as her legs grew weak from Sunset’s finger work.
“Mmm, I need… Ah~! More data!” Twilight was struggling to keep the facade up any longer. The moans escaping her mouth weren’t the only ones in the room. A quick scope around revealed that her other friends were also wishing to find release.
Twilight couldn’t help but think that they were setting an example. And that her friends didn’t want their attention to be elsewhere.
Twilight looks down as looks at Sunset’s small bush above own nethers. Yellow and red, like her hair. Twilight takes a curious hand and moves it over to Sunset’s bush. Rubbing at the top of her cunt. Sunset twitching in delight…
Finally, Twilight’s legs gave in and she was made to sink to the floor. Right at Whistle Maker’s eye level. Sunset then whispered something in her ear.
“Lay down for me,” Sunset commanded.
Twilight obliged. Laying flat with her body on the floor with all the cash near her.
Sunset climbed over her. Sunset’s sizable peach in Twilight’s face. It was a beautiful sight to say the least.
But then felt Sunset’s hands not only spread her legs, but also spread her pussy open. This made Twilight give an audible moan of pleasure. She was discovering things about herself that she never knew she needed before. The feeling of Sunset’s fingers pushing into her for a split second made Twilight tremble with arousal.
“W-wait~! Ah~, So good… not all at once,” Twilight begged.
“Mmm~, what about this~?” The orange college girl then proceeded to press two fingers all the way inside. This made Twilight cry out in pleasure. But when Sunset then ran her tongue on her clit, Twilight shook. She was being pushed to her limit.
“Oh gosh… can’t…” It was becoming harder for Twilight Sparkle to think. She knew she wasn’t going to last long… so seeing Sunset’s other pair of lips right above her face, Twilight went straight in. Wrapping her arms tightly around Sunset’s lower back, Twilight suckled and licked at Sunset’s pussy intensely. Causing a loud cry of pleasure to escape Sunset.
Twilight could feel those fingers rub, grind and even twist insider and around her clit. Twilight was edging closer to her release, and told by the pauses of her friend Sunset, she knew Sunset had to be as well. But the taste of her friend’s pussy was so sweet… she couldn’t get enough.
Twilight could feel that sensation building up in her nethers. She was about to reach her peak. Try as she might to make her friend cum with her tongue, as soon as Sunset started lapping at her clit with fervor, in combination with Sunset’s finger work, Twilight couldn’t hold a second more.
Twilight came from it all. The high of her orgasm clouded her mind as she laid her legs out flat. She felt the wet mess on her legs. Her eyes shut tightly as her nethers spasmed and her love walls clenched and eased with every shot.
Twilight needed a moment just to breathe. It was the most intense orgasm she had as far as she could remember. Twilight was left dazed by it all. The lights a blur as she slowly opened her eyes. Blinking a few times. When she refocused, she saw Sunset. “You doing good down there~?”
“Y-yeah~, Sorry for not making you cum,” Twilight said with a twiddle of her fingers.
“I think these tips are more than enough to make up for it~,” Sunset retorted.
It was then that the lights and flashes stopped. Twilight sat up, now fully conscious of her naked situation again and covering herself up. She looked to first see Whistle Maker who was bleeding from the nose. His jaw still agape. “Best. Show. Ever.” He whispered out loud.
“Hey, are you all wrapping up? We’ve been done over here, Twi,” Rainbow Dash said while opening her arms up sassily.
Twilight looked around. Fluttershy was putting the flowers, and money, back into her makeshift bikini. Applejack had her daisy dukes on and was now unwrapping her donor from the chair. Pinkie Pie was… holding two big bags of money. Twilight looked down and saw all her money was gone. Rarity had her dress back on. It seemed like everyone was waiting on them!
Crossing her legs and covering her breasts embarrassedly, Twilight eventually gets back up on her feet. Thankfully, Sunset was already a step ahead and brought Twilight back her clothes.
She held the clothes out. “Think that’s enough money for your devices?” Sunset asked.
Twilight quickly puts her clothes on. “Well, with the cash made here plus whatever footage this place was able to get, selling these clips, I should have more than enough. Plus…” The purple girl leans and gives a quick kiss on Sunset’s cheek. “I think my SoleAdmirers page is going to love my new collaborating partner~”
“Oh hush,” Sunset remarked, clearly flustered by the gesture.
A bouncer walks in. A big, buff, scary looking gray man. “Alright, there’s a van waiting for Twilight, courtesy of ‘Spike’. Come on girls, we got other shows,” The man said in a dismissive tone.
“59… and 60! 760 dollars! This should be enough for a round of cat vaccines” Fluttershy said with a cheery tone.
“Pfft, you really did mean it when you said you’ll do anything to help those cats, huh?” Rainbow Dash said with a smirk. “Meanwhile, the baseball weirdo dude gave me like 800 even. Not sure why he thinks girls in only baseball hats are so hot but if it helps me get the bag? I ain’t complaining!”
Applejack began to chuckle. “Ha! I gotcha this time, sugarcube. 882 here! Ah’ll be awnest, I can’t wrap my head around why some guys want to be tied to a chair and say that’s the hottest thing in the worl’ but if it keeps the farm running in the off-season, I can’t complain,”
Rarity gave a puzzled look. “Sweetie, if that’s the most puzzling thing for you, then I’d like to invite you to meet my fans. He called me… Egh, ‘mommy’,” She said with a gag.
The girls all had a laugh at Rarity’s story. When they all stopped laughing, Pinkie Pie interjected “Meanwhile, all I got was two creampies! Oh, and I guess 1000 dollars in online donations because I livestreamed it.”
Spike gave a whimper, “Is that all you girls are going to talk about tonight? Ugh, you’re making me want to sleep outside!”
Twilight shook her head. She just chuckled it off. She was sitting on the couch with Sunset. “I think Sunset and I are the real winners here though. I not only got lots of tips...” Twilight turns her head to Sunset, smiling wide.
“But because I gained something worth more than money tonight~”
Author's Note
Boy am I late to the fiesta with this. I have no excuses for troubling you with this rabble. My only hope is that Animak enjoys reading this. I really poured my heart into this.
And I hope you! Random viewer, enjoyed reading this yourself!
I won't lie, I didn't know anything about EQG until I finally sat down and watched the first four films. Sci Twi is pretty cute, NGL. I hope I was able to capture the character's personality and energy with this.
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