The Tale Of Twilight The Boy And How He Saves The World

by apple short

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Sad, Dark
Length: 1337

boy twilight saves the fat princesses from themselves

Twilight notices on the computer some troubling things and goes to save equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-29 16:16:43 UTC

Chapter 1

Twilight sparklet the male twilight sparkle was at work realizing it was time to become supreme ruler. He stared into the screen that was before him blindly amazed and viewed it with intentional delay. his viewing was masked by the deep violent throes that apreciated within his harp and he walled to the closet to view the scenery he would be leaving without and behind him. Rapping his feet around the floor he progressed to zoom away steadily to the house of canterville where the princesses live. I will save you you fat princesses he screamed heavily and blew into his hands the earth and shook a little but his face was red and he was deeply admired even though he was out of breath and he said to the residents around his place fear not for I have come to relieve you of the horror that the queens have installed. He put on his boot and quickly fled like lightning with breeze and Forgel the servent of three yells brought his horn because it was going to be an extremely loud fight of violent proportions. He appeared at the door to the castle and yelled till he was horse. (lol i love that joke!) guard please come and open to let me participate in the queen saving. The guard shook his head and implied with a passion that shook the foundation of the walls no!  so he had to use the horn and he vaulted over the wall and punished the guard by timing him out and laying him to soft sleep with a kick to the face. You will learn to speak angrily when it is an appropriate time to screech. And also you will need to be allieveated because I am not going to take the issues you progress I would but I am busy being hero. He took to the guard armour and posed it on his body looking in the mirror to make sure that he was good looking in it. then he gallaped away quite steadily to inside the castle. (notice in case you did not know this is not the brother of twilight but her as a boy) halt twilight the boy said the second guard. I have a secret for you to understand. He spoke of the sun and the way that celest would charge herself with the viewing of it. She bathes often and eats teh energy permitted with glutton faced jowels. He quickly imposed on the sexy guard and they had double boy love and twilight sparklet smacked his plot and tongue hugged him and they rubbed each others freckles and when it was complete the guard said wow that was good and they kissed and he passed so to save the world with a deep fulfilment from the evil aloticorn. Lyra lifted her red mane and kissed him and squeezed his plot and they touched boobs and became in love and made sex till he orgasmied. She then brought him bon bon and he slayed her because she was evil and getting in the way of their perfect real quenching love baby maker and they killed Trixie too because she is a dumb idiot dick pony. Plus she stole all of her work from him and it was high time he displaced the response she ordered with her fair. When he was inside the guard said halt we cannot let you through because it is raining inside and the princess is sleepy and she is not ready to be taking on the battle you have instilled and inniciated within her compound. So twilight did a roundhouse kick and flew upwards steadily growing wings and becoming an alicorn and he opened the door. The room was big and dancing with hate he noticed there were eight pictures about on the wall each with a mind of its own and depicting a seen of battle quite steady. Woa he said halting I will keep these and learn from the poses! So he posed and waited on the fight to leaern what it takes to be battle ready by watching the view of the pictures of love and he lifted his horn with piash. then the toy blind bag of applejack came and said beware the thins that the princesses are capable of doing yall it will be bad news. his eyes flashed wide like sausage and he miraged away the fear.Suddenly it became a bad day. Twilight the boy why must you come and save us. they blue the giant wings tahat exhibited the tendrils of their back and became giant squids to produce an extreme fear monument. They got transported to the realm of blackened darkness and the princesses grapes evil grins and squirted blood from their eyes because they were monsters!It is because you are fat and you need to be replaced. no you are stupid they said because we are not fat. shut up anyway loud mouth (it was nightmare mon who had said the words in canterlot) He picked up the purple horn he had placed within his hands and chucked it with impotent curses against the queen celest. there is within all of us a scene that requires us to realize that sometimes not all pictures are worthy of the intention we lay out for them and only once we willate the passion that we are pictured with can the evil fiery fire of our enemys be saught for. Prepare yourself  they heaved and smushed him beneath their flesh folds of flesh. Nope he cried and smacked them with his horn and lifting his lips from the ground he blew steady tunes and caused them to be music forlorn. This is just what you have gotten and it is justly caused. He kicked and blew them up for never to be sighted again and taking their crowns he broke them with a laugh. Ha I am now saving the tyranny you impose yes i am that bad ash he said becoming king and inviting all of ponyville over to canterhill he cried with forlorn egret at what had taken place. If they had been less fat we might have let them get away but they achieved their weight from the fears of mostly the lower class of pony aand they feasted on the guts we created with our hard work. Spike ws humbled and cried out yes. He clapped his hands with much tearing at presense they forged. Then all was good. all is good said boy twilight and marrying all the amne six he kissed them and invited them to be naked and they had a royal sex party and the guards were there and everyone kissed and then they patted eachother and kissed and made love and went to bed because it was late and boy twilight had had a long day to think things over and what it meant to be king. the mane six used the elements of harmony to make him the alicorn pony and he turned black as it backfired and his eyes grew red and his head striped to blaze looking and he chucked the schreeches beneath him. He walked away briskly and decided that it was best to sleep. I am going to go adventuring to the dragon part equestrian spike. spike became faast and nodded with thick licking tongue yes he cried that is fab to be understood but secretly you must posse equality. Equality laughed boy twilight. yes said spike sage with fear equality. So they got equality for all ponies and left. Next chapter boy twilight will divulge and travel with the world to view the boy ponies he will bring the slave lyra to make love and be a queen. NOTE. This was my second written story after Prince Martin Willis that I never released till now mainly because Prince Martin Willis is cooler and more original. might as well release since its been sitting there i am reliving it.