HRT: Just Add Magic

by DiscordantDisciple

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Profanity, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Anon, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 1086

Anon's feeling down now that he's out of testosterone. That is, until he learns something interesting about Equestria

Anon had been staying in Equestria about a month now but now he was starting to get nervous. When he had been asked if he wanted to be transported to Equestria he was ecstatic! But now that he's run out of his most precious item from home, his supply of testosterone, he's feeling glum.

That is, until he learns something interesting about Equestria from a certain purple alicorn.

Anon is transmasc in this story, don't like that? Then don't read it.

Marked mature only for the final word. Better safe than sorry.

Published 2023-08-08 21:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-08-08 21:40:00 UTC

Oppa gender style

Anon had been staying in Equestria about a month now but now he was starting to get nervous. When he had been asked if he wanted to be transported to Equestria he was ecstatic! A chance to get to know all his favourite ponies! It took him only a few minutes to gather all his stuff and hop through the portal to the world of Equus.

But one of his most important supplies was running thin. Too thin.

Anon grit his teeth as he injected the chemical into his thigh and sighed. That was the last of it. He finally was out of testosterone.

He had tried to ask about where he would get testosterone, but all the ponies he asked looked at him like he was crazy. Eventually it came to the point where he just accepted that trans people like him didn’t exist in Equestria, which was disappointing, he always imagined a world where everyone, no matter what they were like lived in harmony, and that included trans people.

Anon closed the lid of his box and exhaled. He’d just have to live without it. It’s fine, he’d only been taking it for a few years at this point anyway.

Suddenly, he heard a knock at his door.

Anon stood up, placing a bandage on his thigh before exiting the bathroom and entering his living room. He looked through the peephole. Outside was a purple alicorn. Twilight then, she looked contemplative and he wondered why she came.

He opened the door, nodding to her as he came in, and she took a seat on his couch.

“I uh, have some coffee, I made it a bit ago but it's still warm.”

“Thank you,” Twilight said with a soft smile, he knew for a fact Twilight had better stuff at home but he figured he’d offer. Not that Twilight had ever declined, she was too nice for that.

After pouring out a not quite steaming cup Anon made his way to the living room. He held up the mug and Twilight took it with her magic, sipping the coffee.

“So, how’s Spike?” Anon starts with a conversational tone.

“Oh he’s doing well. He offered to clean part of the library today so he’s at home right now. Not that I’d bring him here to this, Anon, I need to talk with you.”

Anon’s shoulders rise, what would she want to talk to him about?

“Did… Something happen?”

“I’m the one who should be asking that! For the past few days you’ve been looking down. What happened?”

Oh, oh, she noticed Anon worrying about running out of T. He didn’t know how he’d explain to her what he was worrying about. He took a deep breath.

“So, you know these sores on my thigh?” Anon pointed to his bandage.

“Yes, the ones you told me not to worry about?”

“They’re actually from medicine I brought from home.”

“Medicine?”

“Yeah, it kinda just ran out today actually,” Anon said, scratching the back of his head, “I was worrying about what I was going to do if it ran out, and, well.”

“Well what’s it for?” Twilight asked with a tilt of her head. She looked so cute when she did that, like a puppy. Not that Anon would ever say it out loud of course.

“Hold on, let me just think for a bit how to explain it to you.” Twilight still looked confused but that was fine.

“I’m uh, shoot. I’m. Okay, so you know mares and stallions right? I mean, I know you do but, uh. I wasn’t actually, always, like, this. I’m actually a girl.” Twilight’s eyes widened as understanding dawned on her face.

“But I wanted to be a boy, so I went to a psychologist and she gave me these chemicals which let me look and sound like a man. I know it’s weird but-” Anon stopped when he saw an amused expression on Twilight’s face.

She giggled, “Is that what you were so worried about? I mean, I suppose it makes sense because humans don’t have magic but…” Twilight shook her head.

“We have trans people here too you know.”

“You, you what? But I asked about testosterone, I even asked doctors! Why didn’t they say anything?”

“You asked about testosterone, you don’t need testosterone to turn into a boy. Well unless you want to?” Anon was lost, he looked at Twilight blankly. She tapped her horn in response.

“Oh my god. Are you saying you can magic me into being a boy? Would that even work on a human?”

“Don’t worry it’s perfectly safe for all kinds of creatures. I went through that spell myself when I was a filly and-”

“Hold on, 1, you’re trans?! 2, you were a filly? Isn’t that kinda decision a bit big for a filly?”

“Well I could always have changed back into a colt if I changed my mind. But I suppose with a purely chemical transformation you wouldn’t be able to. Lots of ponies switch every day, or sooner if they can cast the spell or someone who does for them.”

Anon’s world was rocked, he could not believe what he just heard. Not only was there a spell that could turn ponies into whatever gender they wanted, but they could do it as often as they like? Equestria was even more wonderful than he could’ve imagined.

“Twilight,” Anon grabbed her face with a manic grin, “where do I go to have that spell cast on me.”

“Woll” Twilight grimaced and pulled Anon’s hands away from her face with magic, “Well you can have it done right now! I know the spell.”

Pure silence.

“Twilight.”

“Yes Anon?”

“Where’s the door hole?”

“What?” Twilight asked.

“Sorry, I mean, I need you to cast that spell on me immediately.”

“Of course!” Twilight lit her horn and Anon’s whole body glowed. He frowned.

“I don’t feel any different.” He looked down and pulled his pants forward. He smiled, then his smile morphed wider and wider. He began to chuckle, before bursting into maniacal laughter. Twilight looked at him with concern etched onto her face.

He flew to the door, flinging it open.

Anon ran outside into the busy town, leaping into the air with a triumphant grin. Announcing loudly to the entire world his newfound joy.

“I HAVE A PENIS!!!”

Author's Note

Was gonna send this for the 1000 words contest but it ended like a week ago. :facehoof: