Fuck My Life

by Blood fallen

Chapter 1: It Begins

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It was a warm and humid day in Brittan the year was 2013 Pacific Rim had just hit movie theaters and the first trailers of the 2014 legendary Godzilla film had been dropped and looked epic, Iron Man 3's soundtrack was kind of a bit shit and all seemed normal for the most part. Rogue winters a young man of only 19 years old was riding a bus back to his home after seeing Pacific Rim for the second time, unaware of the dormant magic in his blood waiting for a chance to be released, even if Rogue didn't know it the latent magical power he possessed basically made him the magic equivalent of Broly that being that he has crazy latent power and insane growth potential. As he sat in his seat listening to music on his phone through headphones (Sabaton's bismark) messing with his dark brown hair as he looked into his transparent reflection in the bus window looking into his blue eyes, then his phone went off with a text, reading the text Rogue could see it was from his girlfriend. "Rogue I'm done with you, I've found someone better but I still want to be friends."

"Fucking bitch." Rogue said texting back. "Fuck you, come get your shit from my place by Monday or I'm binning it." Rogue typed and sent his response, a few moments later he got a response.

"WTF Rogue, why do you have to be a dick." Rogue blocked her number and put his phone back in his pocket. Not long after the text exchange between Rogue and his now ex-girlfriend he got another text this time from his friend David.

"Hay Rogue me and some of the old gang are going for drinks at O'Neil's bar on Saint Mary's Street, you up for coming?"

"Sure mate, what time?" Rogue texted back.

"7:30, sound good?" David replied.

"Yeah man, see you there." Rogue texted and got a thumbs up emoji in response so Rogue slipped his phone back into his pocket. It took the bus Rogue was riding on half an hour to reach the stop closest to Rogue's one bedroom ground floor flat, along the way Rogue saw some young teens beating up a kid under ten again so he walked up behind two of them and quickly slammed their heads together before slamming the head of the last into the wall making the three teens scater, Rogue then looked to the boy who was being beaten up. "You need to start fighting back kid." Rogue said leaving the boy to make his own way home.
After a while Rogue was back at his home and had changed clothes putting on a light grey short sleeve t-shirt, blue jeans, black air force 1's and a red sleeveless fleece jacket that had a black zip, Rogue walked over to his mirror looking at his reflection as he half zipped up his jacket and used some police after shave. "Oh yeah, this look suits me." Rogue said putting his after shave down. Suddenly he felt off as he fell to his knees. "The fuck, what's going on." Rogue said falling forward as he passed out.

A few hours later Rogue woke up in a forest clearing, he looked around and was confused as to how he got there. "What the hell, where am I and how did I get here." Rogue said getting up and brushed himself off. "Ok, witch way do I go?" Rogue asked in thought, then a roar came from the forest behind him. "And like that I'm gone." Rogue said walking straight ahead not noticing that his hair had turned white and his eyes had turned red his previously dormant magic now awakened.

A few hours had passed when Rogue came upon a fortress on the edge of a cliff, the fort looked like a small fort from Skyrim. "The fuck, why dose this look like it came right out of Skyrim?" Rogue asked out loud as he walked into the fort and went inside one of the buildings. The inside of the fortress was dark with rotting tables chairs and armor stands had been thrown about the room, on the opposite side of the fortress a broken stain glass window depicting two anthropomorphic horse woman defeating a creature that looked like God had taken all the leftover parts from making other animals and put them together as an abomination. "Oh great, I'm lost in who knows where but apparently furrys are still a thing, I think I'm going to need a heavy flamer." Rogue said as he looked around, he eventually found an old tattered dark grey cloak and pulled it on making sure to secure it with a clasp. He then found a shattered mirror and froze when he saw his reflection, his dark brown hair was now pure white and his eyes had gone from a calm shade of blue to a furious shade of red. "Holy shit, is that really me?" Rogue asked looking at his reflection as he pulled some of his hair in front of his eyes to see the color for himself. "Grate, now I look like an anime protagonist, wait. That means I'm going to become overpowered and have a harem... this is an absolute win." Rogue said throwing his arms above his head, his face then turned to a scowl. "I should use the fortress's watchtower to get my bearings, if anything it'll give me a direction to walk so I can get out of this forest." Rogue said walking out of the armory back into the courtyard, he then walked over to the watchtower went through the open door way and climbed up the internal spiral staircase to the top following it from memory after hundreds of hours spent in game.

Once on the top of the watchtower he could see for miles all round, one of the first things he'd seen was an old damaged castle towering above the forest and he whistled at the sight. "Holy shit... that castle is easily bigger than any castle in Briton or Europe." Rogue said looking at the massive castle in awe and disbelief, he then looked at the rest of the forest and he spotted what looked like a town or village in the distance and to his annoyance he realized that if he'd ran right rather than straight ahead he'd have gotten there hours ago. "Fuck my luck, on second thought. Fuck my life." Rogue said making his way back down to the ground and the entrance to the fort, before leaving he pulled up the hood of his cloak up, not noticing that the cloak was enchanted to cast impenetrable shadows over the face of the wearer.

After nearly four hours Rogue came to the edge of the forest closest to the town and rested in the shade of a tree, as he rested he spotted a small cottage nearby. "I wonder if they have a phone?" Rogue thought having left his on charge before passing out, as he got up and walked over and began walking towards the cottage, when he got there he heard a female voice from around the other side of the house. "Someone's back there." Rogue said slowly walking around the cottage and what he saw shocked him, he saw a woman wearing a thick green jumper and a long light blue skirt but the thing that got him was that she looked like she was wearing a fur suit that was styled as a cartoonish pony with yellow fur and a pink mane and tail that had wings. "What the hell, is she a furry?" Rogue thought as he watched Fluttershy from around the side of the cottage peeking around the corner he could see her feeding a wide variety of animals.

"Now , now there's no need to shove there's plenty for everyone." Fluttershy said emptying large bags of animal feed into metal bowls. The more Rogue watched the strange women the more he began to realize that she wasn't wearing a fur suit, for one her head was to small for that and second he could see muscles moving under the skin.

Rogue slowly and quietly backed off from watching and followed a path that seemed to head to the town his mind racing with questions, as he walked he nearly fell to his knees as a strong feeling of static coursed through his body for a few moments making his red eyes glow brightly for a few seconds. "The hell was that." Rogue thought as he recovered from whatever just happened to him.

Rogue continued walking until he could see the buildings of the town and couldn't help but think they looked old fashioned. "Why dose everything look kind of old fashioned?" Rogue thought as he entered the town so deep in his thoughts that he didn't notice how many of the people around him looked like the woman he'd seen just a few minuets ago, as he walked through the streets ponies looked at him due to the hooded cloak he was wearing that and he was at least a full head taller than the tallest stallions in Ponyville. As he walked he was silently followed by a particular rainbow hair pony who was lazily following the cloaked man, Rogue was about to ask one of the anthros around him a question when a tomboyish voice called out from be hind him.

"Hey you in the cloak, are you looking for trouble?" Rainbow dash shouted as she flew low to the ground with her arms crossed.

Rogue looked back over his shoulder at the blue pain in the ass. "Is that skittles reject, talking about me." Rogue thought as he kept walking choosing to ignore the track suit wearing tomboy, but to his annoyance she flew in front of him blocking his way.

"Hey I'm talking to you." Rainbow said poking Rogue in the chest, Rogue decided to keep ignoring the blue pain in the ass as he walked around her but she just got in his face again and he walked around her again, this kept up for some time with Twilight eventually seeing what was going on and making her way over hoping to resolve the situation peacefully, however before she could reach the seen unfolding in front of her Rainbow threw a punch at the cloaked stranger followed up with a kick and another punch, before Rainbow could land a fourth hit Rogue caught Rainbow's fist having reached the limits of his patients and Twilight could sense a strange magic she'd never sensed before coming from the cloaked man, when Twilight snapped out of her thoughts she could see that the cloaked man had pulled Rainbow out of the air to the ground and was beating her black and blue with vicious heavy punches to her face and upper body that Rainbow was barely able to block.

"Fuck you cunt, my hands are rated E for everyone." Rogue said as he continued his absolute and unapologetic beat down on Rainbow Dash, Twilight seeing that her friend was getting the lights knocked out of her flew over as fast as she could and kicked the cloaked man off Rainbow.

"Rainbow are you all right?" Twilight asked but Rainbow was out cold from the beating she just took Twilight then looked at the man as he got back up, some how completely unharmed from an Alicorn kick to the center of his chest. "Your going to pay for this." Twilight said still holding an out cold Rainbow as she wondered how he got up so quick.

"Twilight, I'll take care of Rainbow while you teach this brut a lesson." Rarity said coming to Twilight's side from the gathered crowed and taking Rainbow from Twilight.

"She Fucking started it, so I fucking finished it. Bitch." Rogue said snapping at Twilight as his anger reached the point of exploding his red eyes glowing bright enough to be seen through the shadow enchantment on the hood of the cloak, Twilight could sense the stranger's magic becoming unstable as he grew angrier, Twilight then took a basic fighting stance her brother showed her when they were little and asked.

"Who are you?"

"I'm the Outlander from another world and that's all you need to know bitch, now shut up and fight me." Rogue said taking a fighting stance he learned a few years ago before he got kicked out of M.M.A. classes for being to rough with the other students, when Twilight got a good look at his near hairless arms she realized that the so called Outlander was a human, she'd read about them before from the historical reports in the Canterlot library with the previous human having been found nearly 200 years ago and the one before that 400 years ago but all of the recorded humans had one thing in common other than being human that being that none of them had magic, unlike the Outlander who clearly had magic that was on par with Alicorn magic but he clearly didn't know how to use it or he would have by now.

"Your a human." Twilight said relaxing her stance.

"No shit." Rogue said as he started running at her every step cracking the ground but he didn't notice Twilight did thou and braced as he got close pulled his right arm back, Twilight braced for a punch but Rogue close lined her between the neck and upper chest instead taking her off her feet, Twilight lay on the ground winded from the blow that was clearly enhanced with magic, even if Rogue didn't know that the raw power of his magic was giving him super human levels of strength speed reflexes and durability in the same way that Alicorn magic could supercharge normal ponies. Twilight looked at the man towering over her as he reached down and picked her up by her hair. "I'm going to make this very clear, so that even someone as stupid as you can understand. Leave me the fuck alone." Rogue said dropping her and punched her flying into a building that just so happened to be Sugar Cube Corner, Rogue then looked at his fist. "Did I really just do that?" Rogue asked having only just noticed that his strength had increased.

"I need to stop him before he hurts somepony or himself." Twilight said as she got up and dusted herself off and walked out of the shop through the front door with Pinkie hopping along beside her and waving at Rogue as if she knew him from somewhere.

"Back for round two." Rogue said ignoring the friendly waving from the pink mare.

"Surrender now, and all will be forgiven." Twilight said giving Rogue a chance to give up.

"Fuck you." Rogue said getting ready to fight.

"Then you leave me with no choice human." Twilight said as her horn ignited and it began to glow with power as Twilight charged a magic blast, she didn't want to kill him just knock him out. Rogue's whole body shivered and he knew he was in danger of taking a major L.

"Shit what do I do?" Rogue thought as his body moved on instinct as he brought both hands to the right side of his waist. "Oh right, Kamehameha wave, sorry Master Roshi but I'll be borrowing your move just this once." Rogue thought as he began charging the attack. "KA ME HA ME HAAAA!" Rogue shouted as he brought his arms forward and fired the iconic attack, it collided with Twilight's attack in a beam struggle of blue and purple.

"What, how could you possibly be doing this?" Twilight said as the beam struggle continued.

"Fuck you, that's how." Rogue said giving the beam struggle everything he had, suddenly the two beams exploded in a mushroom cloud. "Fuck." Rogue said looking at the rising smoke as a thought entered his mind. "Time to G.T.F.O." and like that Rogue ran into the nearest ally running back towards the forest. "I have to get back to the fortress." Rogue thought as he ran through the backstreets as fast as he could while Twilight and her friends did what they could to put the chaos that the Outlander had caused to rest.


Author's Note

Just to make this clear this story is based on my first attempt at a fanfic that was called Outlander, but is not a 1 to 1 remake.
I will make a 1 to 1 remake at another time, depending on how this story is received.

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